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Sonichu the Animated Series is a series of animation created by Spazkid. Basically, the animation was made to make a mockery out of Chris Chan and parody his misadventures. It ran for two seasons, with the first having 10 episodes and the second having only two. An archive on the series can be found [https://www.youtube.com/user/CWCAnimatedLibrary/videos here]. The full series has also been uploaded [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-lQDKuc6rw here]<br />
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==Spazkid==<br />
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Born on September 7, 1990, Cory J. Beck, known by his online handles ChainReacti0n, Spazkid, Spazkid12, SpazkidXD and Spazkidin3D, created Sonichu: The Animated Series with friends he had on his Skype account. Having channels constantly flagged down on YouTube, he had to censor certain episodes of the cartoon and put the uncensored video files on Dailymotion. <br />
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Cory ended the series after not having anymore interest in Chris, and the constant dramas/slapfights he had with voice actors and writers of the flash cartoon. One person in particular he had constant battles with was the voice of Sonichu and Rosechu. <br />
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Nowadays, Cory does more professional animation and does little podcasts with his animator friends. In one episode of a podcast he lent his voice to, he talked about Chris and the animated series.<br />
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Skip to 11:23 to hear Cory talk about Chris<br />
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==Discovering Chris Chan==<br />
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When Spazkid first discovered Chris in 2007, he, like many others at the beginning, thought Chris was a troll and all his shenanigans were just an act. But when he eventually discovered that he was legit, he was fascinated and went along with the whole trolling biz for four years by creating the animated series. It should be noted that thanks to the series, its pretty much how he got his start and earn a huge following, with his channel having over 500000 subscribers.<br />
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==The Animated Series==<br />
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Much like the comic series, though the title is 'Sonichu', the series intro is all about Chris-Chan, mentioning his role, his 'china quest', Mary Lee Walsh, the Chaotic Combo, his navy consumption, his hatred of Blacks and Homos, the 'boyfriend-free' girl, and his attraction sign.<br />
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Sonichu is only mentioned twice in the intro-once in the beginning, and once in the end. <br />
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The series centers around the misadventures of Chris Chan and Sonichu with each episode being around 1 minute to 6 minutes long. For four years, it ran for two seasons, with the first season consisting of 10 episodes and the second one only two. The series was a way to make a mockery out of Chris by making him look like a bigger idiot than he already is and with him always ending up in each episode being killed, injured, humiliated or doing something disgusting/stupid. Unlike the comics, Chris rarely wins and is rightfully told off many times, except by Sonichu- who loves and adores his "father"..[[homos|maybe a little too much]]<br />
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Since the series is a mashup of both Chris real-life adventures and his comics, a lot of plot elements are incredibly exaggerated version of some sagas and his comics or at the least, reference to them, such as in one episode when a ninja came and stole Chris medallion and shove it up his own ass is an obvious reference to the [[BlueSpike]] saga, or Chris masturbating in a [[Fapcup|cup]] while watching Transformers and then drinking it, mentioning how his navy will be preserved to make Crystal (which he actually believed). Many characters from both sagas and his comics make appearances such as Rosechu, [[Jimmy Hill]], [[Megan]], etc. The series also does things that Chris would absolutely hate, such as making Sonichu be abusive to Rosechu, him and Sonichu being engaged in gay sexual acts, most of his female characters having manly voices and appearances, and even Chris being raped by a black guy. <br />
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The animation was animated in MS paint, with the style being kinda reminiscent of Ren and Stimpy in a way to make the characters look more grotesque than they already are. Its also noted that many of the characters are drawn differently each time they are on screen. This may be a reference to Chris's inconsistent drawing styles- how he nor his characters never look the same in any drawings he does, and some of the characters are drawn differently than other panels. <br />
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It should also be known that [[Liquid Chris]] himself joined along and provided the voice of Chris Chan in some episodes mostly since he was at the time one the few people who could imitate Chris Chan perfectly. When it wasn't Liquid doing the voice, the others time, it was Spazkid himself- or what appears to be audio clips from Chris's various videos, such as the singing to "So Need A Cute Girl (I Have A Boyfriend", and the line "boobies...mmmm, gorgeous"<br />
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==Characters==<br />
===Major===<br />
These characters have prominent roles throughout the series and appear in a majority of the episodes, some more than others.<br />
*'''Chris Chan'''- The mayor of CWCVille that nobody in town likes. A (at the time the series started) 27-year-old " virgin with rage" who is very naive and gets angry easily. Most of his plots in the series are based on his real-life events or based on plots in the comic. He is on his "love quest" through the series and has a rivalry with Mary Lee Walsh. His assistant is Allison Amber, who is shown to despise her job and tries to give Chris advice on how to run the town, to which he ignores all of it, thinking CWCVille is being run well and the citizens love him-neither of which are true. Unlike his comic-self, he usually loses and is heavily abused through the series, such as being sexually assaulted by a Jerkop, being talked back to by Allison, having bricks thrown at him and booed at his concert, and so on. He appears in all but one episode<br />
*'''Sonichu'''- Chris Chan's "son" and Rosechu's boyfriend/possible husband. He loves and adores Chris Chan, having a sexual relationship with Chris, and seems to love/hate Rosechu- one minute they will be engaged in sexual activity and show they care for each other, the next minute he is abusing/killing her for minor reasons. He can be very naive at times, with a fun-loving nature yet very dirty mind.He appears in all but one episode.<br />
*'''Rosechu'''- the possible "daughter" of Chris Chan and girlfriend/possible wife of Sonichu. She is very airheaded and is usually beaten/killed in each episode-usually by Sonichu. She appears in almost every episode<br />
*'''Mary Lee Walsh'''- The main antagonist of the series, though she is not in many of the episodes. At one point she is Chris's rival in the mayoral elections, losing to Billy Mays. She first seeks revenge on Chris presumably after he beats up her video-game self in Soul Caliber III. She is depicted a blonde, curvy, evil, and sexy witch with a manly raspy, Brooklyn accent voice and a devil tail and horns. Unlike her real life and comic self, she appears to be very young, presumably in her late 20's-early 30's. She solicits sexual favors in order to gain votes in the election. She is under orders of Count Graduon, but talks back to him and usually ends up shoving the staff [[china|up herself]]. She is revealed in one episode to have a fetish for people shoving things up their butts.<br />
*'''Count Graduon'''. Mary's boss and talking staff. Even though he gives her orders, he is subject to her abuse, mainly being shoved inside her when she is angered by him or he annoys her.<br />
*'''Magi-Chan''' Develops a major role in the 2 part finale. Originally in Season 1, he was depicted as a sophisticated intellectual, not putting up with the other's shenanigans and warning Bubbles of Silvana's trick. In Season 2, he has a more mad-scientist personality with [[homos|obvious undertones]]. He sends Chris into his own body via the [[duck]] to find the source of his illness following a potentially fatal navy consumption.<br />
*'''Allison Amber'''-Chris's secretary who hates her job and is not very fond of Chris either. In the comics, she is happy to have left a high-paying job as a movie star to become the secretary for Mayor Chris Chan, where he overworks her and presumably does not pay her real money. He also makes her do most of the work while he bums around town looking for sex and beating up innocent people. In the animated series, her duties include wiping Chris when he craps himself from stress, cleaning his duck, and doing loads of paperwork while he has sex with a blowup doll. She tries to advise him and inform him the citizens hate him, but he blissfully ignores her and believes the town to love him and his [[random-access humor|humor]]. She runs the mayoral elections in episode 9. In the comics, she is said to have an "ugh...boyfriend", but in the series her relationship status is never mentioned. She is also sexually harassed at work when Chris becomes thirsty and implies she needs to fill his cup with her boob-milk (poking at her chest with his empty glass), but she refuses.<br />
===Minor===<br />
These characters appear briefly in the series. Many of them originate from the comics or are involved in the many sagas of Chris's life. <br />
*'''Jerkop'''- Only appears in the first two episodes briefly to try and take Chris and friends down. He appears to be a racist interpretation- as Sonichu points out he is a black Jerkop, and the Jerkop tries to force the trio into buying him KFC. He ends up sexually assaulting Chris and pees on him.<br />
*'''Angelica Rosechu'''-Only appears in episodes 5 and 8, Her debut appearance shows her at a tea party between her, Bubbles, (presumably) Lolisa, and Chris. She talks about a disturbing dream she has involving God before declaring it tea time. In episode 8, she is seen at Rosechu's surprise party, telling Bubbles she bought the birthday girl a new shaver. Later, she is at the beach with the gang and flies through the air, only to be shot by Punchy's harpoon, her unconscious body being dragged off for Punchy to have his way with. She appeared dead from the harpoon, but is seen in the last scene perfectly okay.<br />
*'''Bubbles Rosechu'''-Only appears in episodes 5 and 8. She has a non-speaking role in episode 5 at the tea party, and later is seen in episode 8 at the surprise party. She sneaks away to her boyfriend Blake's treehouse to give him a cupcake for his birthday. At the beach, she breaks Blake's arm after he kicks sand at her and her friends. She is fooled by Silvana/Sean Connery's disguise as Blake as she prepares to have sex with him, despite warnings from Magi and Jiggliami. When confronted by Connery, she brings out her counter-attack- Patrick Stewart.<br />
*'''Punchy Sonichu'''-Only appears in episode 8. On the beach, he oogles over Angelica and shoots her down with a harpoon gun, dragging her unconscious body away to have sex on. He is depicted as a [[Chris_and_race#Asians|Stereotype]], <br />
*'''Wild Sonichu'''-Only seen in episodes 5-8. He is briefly seen in episode 5 before being hit by the Ghost Buggy. In episode 6 and 8, he has a hill-billy like voice and appears quite dumb. When Chris starts up his band, Wild volunteers to play the Sit and Spin (A child's toy). When they are booed at the show later on, Wild is hit by a brick. In episode 7, he gets a more mature role in a Metal Gear Solid Snake-like appearance, getting a gruff voice and annoyed by Sonichu. He smokes a handful of cigarettes at once, then makes out and has sexual intercourse with a box (offscreen). In episode 8, he is with Punchy as he oogles Angelica, to which Wild seems indifferent with. <br />
*'''Bionic''' Appears in episodes 5 and 8. He makes a brief appearance in episode 5 as he throws a basketball at Megan to save Chris, then mocks him for a while, bragging about his sex life, then runs off to his girlfriend, Megagi. In episode 8, he is overly excited for Rosechu's party, and ends up sexually assaulting Magi Chan.<br />
*'''Silvana''' Only appears in episode 8. She overhears Bubbles and Blake about to have sex at the beach, so she morphs into Bubbles to 'spread her STDs' onto the couple. She meets Blake outside the store where he has a bag of condoms. After their offscreen sex, she reveals herself from her Bubbles disguise to reveal Sean Connery. She then disguises as Blake to do the same to Bubbles, but is stopped by multiple warnings from other characters. <br />
*'''Black Sonichu/Blake''' Appears in episodes 1 and 8. In the first episode, he is seen having sex with a blowup doll in the middle of the walkway, with a slight racist cutaway as him depicted as a chimp. He and Sonichu get into a verbal spat over his actions until Chris breaks up the fight. In episode 8, he is seen at Rosechu's party, then later at his treehouse when his girlfriend, Bubbles, brings him a cupcake to celebrate his birthday. He is later seen at the beach kicking sand at the girls, but has his arm broken by Bubbles. He has sex with a disguised Silvana as Bubbles, but is kicked high in the air after the revelation. <br />
*'''Nintendo Executives''' Only in episode 3. After a sexual act, Chris sends his video game idea of Sonichu and him to the Nintendo Executives, only to be harshly yelled at and turned down by the executives. The executive then craps on Chris and gives him salmonella. In real life, Chris actually sent Nintendo a Sonichu video game idea, only to be turned down for many reasons- one being copyright with SEGA.<br />
*'''Beel''' Only in episode 7. A devil receptionist to the 4cent garbage building. He has a [[homos|stereotypical voice]] and only allows Sonichu and Rosechu to pass once Sonichu does "a little favor" for him.<br />
*'''Jason'''Only in episode 7. Head of the 4cent building. A 20 year old troll who slanders others, commits small crimes, and has a 17 year old sex slave who warmly greets the pair. He is attacked by Rosechu in her Lioness form and only kept alive by the dark forces.<br />
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===Notable Mentions===<br />
The characters unseen/have little to no speaking role or impact on an episode's plot, but are significant in the comics/saga<br />
*'''[[Megan]]''' Only appears in episodes 1, 4-6. At the end of episode 1, she is mentioned to be trapped in a mirror. By episode 4, she is freed when Mary Lee Walsh sets off a charger in Chris's house- freeing Megan from the mirror. She wields YuGiOh cards to challenge her captor, Chris. At the start of episode 5, she appears to have the upper hand, but is knocked out by Bionic's basketball. She is presumably the girl in Chris's dream in episode 6, oggling over a handsome, muscular Chris, and declaring herself Chris's boyfriend-free Girlfriend, and ready to sexually please him. However, Chris wakes up to realize that was all a dream. In the comics, she's a sailor scout and Chris's love interest. After their [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|falling out]],she disappears from the comics altogether and is never mentioned again.<br />
*'''[[Megagi La Skunk]]''' Created by Megan. She appears momentarily in episode 5 to ask Bionic to help shave her mustache. She has a feminine appearance, but a manly voice. In the comics, she is a sailor scout, but that plot is dumped in favor of her becoming Bionic's girlfriend.<br />
*'''[[Jimmy Hill]]'''-is only mentioned in the end of episode 4. The narrator asks if Jimmy Hill will every assert his righteousness.<br />
*'''[[Ivy]]'''-only mentioned in Episode 9. Chris touches a picture of her and Layla, referring to her as the "incident"<br />
*'''[[Layla]]'''-only seen in a drawing in episode 9. Chris touches a picture of her and Ivy, Chris referring to her creator as "the incident" <br />
*'''[[B-Manajerk]]'''- He appears very briefly in one episode being beaten up by Chris in a dream. Non-Speaking role.<br />
*'''[[Jiggliami]]'''- appears very briefly in episode 8. She tries to warn Bubbles of the fake Blake, but is punched out by Bubbles. In the comics, shes a popular Pop singer, and implications show she may have dated Sonichu back when he was a Pikachu, and she a Jigglypuff. She was created by Blanca.<br />
*'''[[DJ Jamsta]]'''- Appears briefly in episode 8. He is on the beach with his radio show, then once off the air, calls someone over to suck him off. In the comics, he's a popular DJ radio talk show host/artist.<br />
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===Celebrities===<br />
*'''Sean Connery'''-only appears in episode 8. Silvana, disguised as Bubbles, reveals herself to Blake post-sex, only to reveal Sean Connery. He duels against Bubbles, but is stopped by Patrick Stewart, who sends him to Scotland.<br />
*'''Billy Mays'''-only appears in episode 10. He challenges Chris to run in the mayoral race. Billy Mays is loved by the town and ends up winning the election, but then ascends to the "Big Washing Machine In The Sky". He also makes an appearance in the comics.<br />
*'''Patrick Stewart'''-only appears in episode 8. When Sean Connery reveals himself and challenges Bubbles, Patrick Stewart is brought in to stop him. Stewart transforms into the Enterprise and blasts Connery to Scotland.<br />
*'''Abraham Lincoln'''-only appears in episode 8. When Magi Chan and Jiggliami warn Bubbles of the false Blake, Lincoln appears to convince her as well, backing up his claim by stating he is Abe Lincoln, to which Bubbles says she cannot argue with those statistics.<br />
*'''Ray Charles'''-only appears in episode 7. When Jason throws Sonichu and Rosechu out of the building, a cartoon of Ray Charles and 3 female background singers appear to sing "Hit The Road, Jack!" During his singing, Charles is knocked out by Jason.<br />
*'''Shigeru Miyamoto'''-Presumably the Nintendo executive in Episode 3. He turns down Chris's idea for a video game, then craps on his face, giving Chris salmonella. <br />
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==Season 1==<br />
===Episode 1===<br />
Episode one opens with a narrator welcoming the viewer to CWCville, saying how the love is forbidden and the population of virgins is 98%. The scene cuts to the home of Sonichu and Rosechu as they discuss the sex they just had (for 4 hours as the narrator says). Sonichu suggests a trip to visit his father (Chris), and Rosechu makes a mention to Episode 17, to which she accidentally refers to it as Issue 17. Sonichu smacks her and corrects her harshly. The next scene shows Sonichu and a beat up Rosechu walking outside, where they run into Blake/Black Sonichu ([[Niggos|shortly being depicted as a chimp]]), who is publicly having sex with a blowup doll. Sonichu and he get into a verbal argument, and Chris shows up to stop the nonsense. Sonichu is excited by his father's appearance as a 'censored' image fills the screen, as the narrator verbally depicts Sonichu sucking on Chris's manboobs. A Jerkop appears to stop their love, and Sonichu is horrified by this, screaming "Oh no, its a JERKOP...A BLACK ONE"<br />
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The episode ends on this cliffhanger, the Narrator asking the audience if the Jerkop will be stopped if Megan will be freed from the mirror and if the seven Sonichus will ever be found.<br />
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===Episode 2===<br />
The episode opens with Sonichu and Rosechu in fighting stances, ready to fight the Jerkop, who orders them to buy him [[Chris and race|KFC]]. Chris steps in to take the glory, opting to use his Sonichu medallion to transform and fight (which is depicted as being Chris with a blue Pikachu-ear hat on). The censored image appears again as the Jerkop sexually assaults Chris, then pees on him. Chris is shown laying facedown covered in urine, declaring "all in a day's work!". Sonichu is proud of his father as he beats his [[Duck]] over Rosechu. The Next Day, the trio are at the mall, Chris being seen with the [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|straw]] and [[Attraction Sign|sign]] as Sonichu sits next to him. Chris is angry that his sexist and racist sign has not gotten him laid yet:<br />
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{{quote|Hey there Girls,<br />
Lookin for a girl whos into 27 Years Virgins, who still piss themselves and has a tiny lopsided penis.<br />
No Darkies ): <<br />
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Sonichu inspects the sign and agrees that its good. Rosechu walks in (with a boner, referring to the r34 images). Rosechu and Sonichu playfully jab at one another, but when Rosechu lightly nudges him, Sonichu snaps and beats the crap out of her while Chris stands. Rosechu lies crippled and bloodied, while Chris shrugs this off and starts to leave. A ninja suddenly appears, grabs Chris's medallion, and shoves it up his own butt<br />
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The narrator closes by asking if Chris-chan will ever get his medallion back, if Rosechu press charges against Sonichu for his abuse, and if Chris will ever touch real china<br />
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===Episode 3===<br />
The episode starts off with a recap of the last episode-the medallion was stolen. Then cuts to another censored scene- the narrator describes this as being an orgy between Sonichu, Rosechu, and Chris. As the two guys comment about the events, Chris says that it would be great if the events were a game. Sonichu encourages him to go to Nintendo with the idea, and the two make out. Chris sends in his idea and meets with Nintendo executives. They harshly turn down his idea, while Chris naively believes they will consider his Sonichu idea. Off-screen, the executive crap on Chris's face and Chris ends up in the hospital with salmonella. Sonichu declares they are in a pickle, while a Pickle character cries "oh, Sonichu!". The two laugh for a second, then Sonichu snaps once more, then rabidly shakes the pickle in his mouth like a ragdoll while the Pickle cries out to stop<br />
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===Episode 4===<br />
The title is quickly referred to "Chris-Chan Saves The Planet", before being quickly scrapped. In the recap, the narrator says nothing happened, and confusedly mentions a [[Man in the Pickle Suit|guy in a pickle suit]] before saying the story sucked. Chris Chan is in his room playing Guitar Hero with no shirt on. Chris declares how the song was easy and talks about how thanks to Sonichu fans, he acquired a gift card to GameStop, with the chance of appearing in a future Guitar Hero game. Sonichu, butt-fisting a random goat, declares how he is proud of his father while the goat craps on him. Caveman Chris goes to the internet to check on his fans and pulls up the Animated Series out of the twenty-five hundred Youtube results on his name. Chris becomes angry at this and craps himself, calling out to Miss Allison to come and wipe his butt. Allison is annoyed and horrified to do so as Chris instructs her to clean under the pickle as well. Allison mutters to herself how much she hates her job.<br />
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Chris then checks on his Little Big Planet level, only to find he is at the bottom of the ratings, cutting to Chris looking like Charlie Brown and declaring "good grief", followed by a laugh track. Rosechu tries to tell him that the others may have put tons of effort into their levels but is then mercilessly abused by Sonichu, being beaten with a metal bat, a dryer, a chainsaw, lemon juice, a dryer again, another chainsaw, and more lemon juice. Mary Lee Walsh then breaks into the house via the window, declaring that though he beat her up in Soul Caliber 3, he couldn't do it IRL. Chris-Chan instructs Sonichu to attack. The scene cuts to footage of a brown bear standing in a river, with the dramatic music. The scene then cuts to Mary Lee Walsh, crying out "my one weakness!", and melts for some reason. Sonichu says he's glad that's over with, and goes back to butt-fisting the goat. The gory pile that is Rosechu tries to talk but is again beaten by Sonichu in the earlier fashion. Chris and Sonichu laugh, but Mary Lee Walsh, before she fully melts, presses a button that sets off a charger that was under the house, and Megan is freed from the mirror (mentioned in Episode 1). She declares Chris is going down and wields her Yu-Gi-Oh cards<br />
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The narrator ends with the questions of Megan defeating her captor if Jimmy Hill will assert his righteousness, and asking who will clean up the mess on the floor (meaning Rosechu's gory pile)<br />
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===Episode 5===<br />
The episode begins with Megan about to deliver the finishing blow to Chris (presumably in a Yu-Gi-Oh style battle), when Bionic throws a basketball at her face, knocking her out and leaving her face a bloodied mess, Bionic saying "Go Fish, Jerkop". Chris says hello to Bionic and asks how he is. Bionic responds with a slightly sarcastic comment about sucking his girlfriend's pickle, while Chris sighs, saying Bionic is lucky to have someone special in his life. Megagi the skunk appears (with a boyish appearance and voice, hinting they may be a transwoman). Bionic declares he must go tend the beast and leaves Chris.<br />
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The scene cuts to PVCC where Mary is reading while Graduon yells at her. He asks why the Chaotic Combo have not been stopped, and why Chris is still mayor. To shut him up, Mary shoves the staff up herself while Graduon pleads. The ninja from episode 2 appears. Mary asks if he has ahold of the medallion. Upon learning he shoved it up his butt, she asks for a recording, to which the ninja says he does not have. Mary becomes angry, saying the video was for her sexual pleasure, and fire crabs from her china at the ninja, who screams in agony. Mary then yells for her minion to get bug spray for the china.<br />
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The episode cuts to Chris, Bubbles, presumably Lolisa, and Angelica having a tea party. Angelica talks about a dream she recently had in which God appeared, and told her he was going to have his way with her, and he could do so because he was God and made her. After that moment, she happily declares its tea time. Wild comes in, but is suddenly run over by the [[Ghostbusters|Ghost Buggy]].<br />
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Then Rosechu's head randomly explodes.<br />
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===Episode 6===<br />
The episode begins with a very muscular and 'attractive' Chris Chan beating up B-Manajerk, saying to never mess with a virgin with rage (his voice made deeper and manly). A girl, who is presumably Megan, swoons over Chris's strength, inhaling his Axe scent, and commenting on his twelve pack. She tells him that she's ready to be his boyfriend-free girlfriend and give him blowjobs. However, the real Chris wakes up, as the scene was all a dream. He cries out in anger over this, and an image of Gen. 3 Pinkie Pie talks to Chris (with an animated mouth). Chris mopes with ice cream and laments to the pony over his sexual frustrations. The pony mentions how girls like boys in bands, giving Chris the idea to start up a band. Sonichu says he will provide percussion, then punches Rosechu (who was just standing there) over the fact that shes so pink. Wild Sonichu says he will play the Sit and Spin, then proceeds to play on said item, and a random black guy says he will play the washboard. A beat up Rosechu tries to say they aren't real instruments, but Sonichu smacks her with a chair, knocking her out<br />
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The band starts to practice in a garage, audio from Chris's [[So Need A Cute Girl| Original Song]] is played. Wild comments how amazing they are as Chris wishes they had more popularity. He then finds a random poster in a nearby pile of dog-crap, declaring it a sign from God himself. God's hand and voice appear in the clouds, pointing out how a note found in a pile of crap was a sign from him, but Chris ignores this as the scene cuts to "CWClub" as Mayor Chris is welcomed onstage to a less-than-enthused audience. One audience member makes a comment on how he is sucking himself off, and Chris yells at them to stay straight, then starts to perform. They are quickly booed, and Wild is hit with a brick. As more bricks fly to the stage, Chris takes this as they love it. He thanks everyone for their donations, and is smacked with a brick.<br />
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===Episode 7=== <br />
The episode begins with Sonichu and Rosechu (with a burly voice) about to engage in sexual activity. Chris pauses the scene to fill the audience in on Sonichu/Rosechu genitals, and on "boobies...vaginas...mmmm, gorgeous". He describes how, much like its explained in the comic, Sonichu penises are in their stomachs, and they must tilt forward and have the genitals slip out like a Pez Dispenser to obtain a boner. Chris makes the random note that Sonichu has a subscription to Playboy, as Chris does, so this automatically means he's straight- and trolls cannot say otherwise. He then moves onto Rosechu anatomy- they have giant airbags on their chest (he should know, he has a lot of sex dolls). He begins to describe Rosechu "china" and ends up making a poor sketch of it, pointing out the labia. <br />
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The scene cuts to post-sex as Sonichu talks about a great safe-sex ("You know, for the kids!"), then thanks a random Hispanic guy named Rico for the "coffee and Mexican sex". Rosechu calls him over to show him a [[4chan|Slanderous Website]] that drags their rep as well as Chris's through the mud. Sonichu starts to feel nauseous at the images, as Rosechu freaks out then grabs a camera, ranting about how she's going to go take nudes and they TOTALLY won't photoshop a penis on her. Once she's gone, Sonichu starts to jerk off to the images found on the site.<br />
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Sonichu, Rosechu, and Wild arrive to 4Cent's building. Sonichu asks Wild if he knows his missions, and Wild (animated to look like Snake from Metal Gear Solid) says he knows, taking a drag on multiple cigarettes at once, and that if he doesn't make it, he wants Sonichu to know something- that Sonichu's a homo. Wild then starts to make out with a box, and a censored image implies he is having sex with the box as a horrified Sonichu watches.<br />
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Sonichu and Rosechu make it inside the building and look around. Sonichu doesn't like the place, and Rosechu comments how she likes how "the door matches the walls", then Sonichu punches her in the face. [[Beel]], with a flamboyant voice,is on the phone making a gross comment on Brad Pitt involving his feces, then notices the pair. Sonichu says that he and his "gf" have a meeting with Jason. Beel mentions how Jason mentioned two rodents wanting to visit him, but tells Sonichu he needs him to do something for him first, unzipping his pants. A horrified Rosechu pleads with Sonichu not to do it, but Sonichu mentions how its okay- Joseph taught forgiveness. On the elevator ride up, and angry Rosechu glares at Sonichu, who has some [[navy]] on his face. Rosechu angrily points this out when Sonichu asks her what's wrong, to which he quickly licks part of it up. The pair arrives at Jason's floor. Jason introduces himself as a "20-year-old troll who only offers slanderous mockery", then introduces his 17-year-old sex-slave that he has unprotected sex with. She happily greets the duo as Jason yells at her to shut up. He then shows a picture of committing small crimes such as littering, carving his name into a public bathroom wall as he craps, and jaywalking naked in a busy intersection. All of these crimes horrify Sonichu, who says Joseph will not forgive Jason. He silences the pair, revealing that Chris's ED page will never be taken down, and the meeting is over. The scene is randomly interrupted by Ray Charles and backup singers singing "Hit The Road, Jack!". Midway through the song, Jason hits him with a rock, then grunts "stupid-" before a voiceover says "black person". Jason tells them to go, and Rosechu to "play with her pickle", as he throws a pickle to her, hitting her in the head. She picks up the pickle and crushes it in her hand, morphing into [[The Incredible Lioness]], before declaring "I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR!!" in a DBZ-style Super Saiyan stance, before lunging on Jason. Jason screams in agony off-screen, making a comment about a fish smell, as Sonichu watches in horror. Rosechu snaps out of it, back to normal and fully clothed, asking what happened. Sonichu brushes all of this off and asks if Rosechu wants to go shopping, then take him out to dinner later, to which she happily agrees.<br />
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Jason lies there, face bloodied, saying how he should have died from the attack, but dark forces keep him alive. Then comments "What a show!" before the ending title card pops up<br />
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===Episode 8===<br />
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===Episode 9===<br />
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===Episode 10===<br />
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==Season 2==<br />
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===Episode 1===<br />
(Series Finale: part 1 of 2)<br />
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===Episode 2===<br />
(Series Finale: part 2 of 2)<br />
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==Reason For Cancellation==<br />
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Years later after the series ended abruptly, in a podcast called Sleepycast, Spazkid revealed that the reason why he stopped abruptly the series was because it became sadder the more Chris Chan went on and he starting feeling bad for him( as well that Chris wasn't relevant anymore), especially when he found out that Chris's [[Bob Chandler|father]] died and later became a [[Tomgirl Saga|tomgirl]], though he still thinks its funny that Chris still freaks out about Sonic to this day. He mentioned that he still gets lots of tweets from die-hard fans asking him if he could bring back the series only for him to say no and that they should just let it die.<br />
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{{quote|Chris-Chan is—he’s an enigma which to so many people—they thought he was a troll. Because they’re like, “there’s no way this motherfucker is real” because he’s like the saddest human being ever. And it’s SAD because it’s like… I spent four years of my life fucking with him and people are like, “bring it back!” And I’m like, “NO! LET IT DIE.” It’s like depressing—it’s not the golden age—it’s the depressing age.| Spazkid, rebuking the weens.}} <br />
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Despite him feeling remorse for his action toward Chris, he still doesn't hesitate in calling him a retard and being aware that Chris is still a despicable human being.<br />
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==Reception==<br />
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The series was met with positive reception all over the internet with many claiming it to be the best-animated representation of Chris.<br />
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==Chris Chan Thoughts?==<br />
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In an interview, when asked if Chris has seen the animated series, he replied by saying that he still hasn't seen it, though it can be assumed that when he eventually does, he will be incredibly upset about it, kinda like when he saw the Documentary of him.<br />
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Most likely, he will demand a new series be made by Spazkid and change everything, glorifying him and his characters, making him a transwoman, and so on- as he wished for Sachumo to do with the documentary. Presumably he would even want to do the voice work for himself (or every character)<br />
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==Trivia==<br />
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* In episode 5, when Mary Lee Walsh ask the ninja who stole Chris medallion if he recorded him shoving it up his own ass, in which the answer was no, this is clearly a reference to when Bluspike forced Chris to shove bits of his medallion up his on own butthole but (thankfully) forgot to record the scene.<br />
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* Chris parents are only referenced once throughout the whole series, that is in episode 2 of season 2.<br />
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*Unlike Chris comic in which he the mayor and everyone loves him, in the show, he pretty much despises by everyone ( minus the Sonichu gang of course).<br />
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* In episode 9, when Chris looks at a picture of Ivy and replies to Rosechu, who ask him if he was ok, by saying:'' I'll never be ok, not since the incident'' clearly making reference to the Ivy saga.<br />
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* Just like in real life during that time, Chris was obsessed with losing his virginity even though, in the show, he already lost it when he had sex with Sonichu.<br />
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*Unlike in the comics, where Sonichu and Rosechu are grossly infatuated with one another and constantly declare their love, the animated series shows Sonichu being abusive to Rosechu, who usually ends up horribly mangled/dead in each episode- or the two are having sex.<br />
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*In episode 3, Chris goes to Nintendo to get a game made of his life after having sex with Sonichu and Rosechu. This is a reference to when Chris actually sent Nintendo his Sonichu idea, and they turned it down.<br />
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*Episode 6 uses audio from Chris's "original" song "So Need A Cute Girl (I Have A Boyfriend)".<br />
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*Episode 2 has Chris loitering/soliciting in the mall with Sonichu. Two references are in this scene- the Oversized Straw from Issue 4 Sub Episode 7, and the attraction sign.<br />
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*Episode 7 and 8 is heavily based on Issue 8- Sonichu and Rosechu find images of her online with a penis, and she responds by taking nudes of herself to prove she is all woman. Unlike in the comic, where Sonichu throws up at the images, he jerks off to them. Then the two go to the 4 cent Garbage building. Episode 8 starts with Rosechu's birthday, Bubbles sneaking off to Blake's, and then the beach scene from the comic<br />
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*Episode 10 has a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure reference. When Rosechu shows Sonichu a picture she drew of them. Sonichu is animated in JJBA style, with audio from the anime dubbed over him.<br />
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*Episode 8 is the only episode in which Chris animated form doesn't appear (not counting the real life picture of him)<br />
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*Chris did mention the series when he was asked by [[Joshua Martinez]] about it on [[Vanessa AIM Chat 3|the third Vanessa AIM Chat]]. He said that he watched a bit of the series, but didn't give an opinion on it <ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref>.<br />
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==References to Chris in the series==<br />
===Real Life events/sagas===<br />
*Julie<br />
*Ivy<br />
*Miyamoto<br />
*'So Need A Cute Girl'<br />
*Megan<br />
*Jerkops<br />
*Loitering/Solicitng<br />
*The Medallion<br />
*Mary Lee Walsh<br />
*Navy Consumption<br />
*Attraction Sign<br />
*Jimmy Hill<br />
*The Guy In The Pickle Suit<br />
*Clyde Cash<br />
*Encyclopedia Dramatica<br />
*Guitar Hero<br />
*Little Big Planet<br />
*Love Quest<br />
*Raging racism/homophobia/sexism<br />
*Orange Fanta<br />
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===Comic===<br />
*Rosechu's nude pics<br />
*Rosechu's birthday party<br />
*Spring Break<br />
*Silvia's disguises<br />
*Most of Issue 8<br />
*Sonichu referring to Chris as "Father"<br />
*Chris's mayoral status<br />
*Random-Access Humor<br />
*4-cent Garbage<br />
*The Incredible Lioness<br />
*Slanderous Images<br />
*The Mirror dimension<br />
*Sonichu Balls<br />
*Chaotic Combo<br />
*Allison Amber's secretary position<br />
*The Straw<br />
*Chris Chan and the Hedgehog Boys<br />
*Love Quest<br />
*John and Forgiveness speech<br />
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==References==<br />
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Windows OS
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sonichu_the_Animated_Series&diff=217534
Sonichu the Animated Series
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Sonichu the Animated Series is a series of animation created by Spazkid. Basically, the animation was made to make a mockery out of Chris Chan and parody his misadventures. It ran for two seasons, with the first having 10 episodes and the second having only two. An archive on the series can be found [https://www.youtube.com/user/CWCAnimatedLibrary/videos here]. The full series has also been uploaded [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-lQDKuc6rw here]<br />
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==Spazkid==<br />
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Born on September 7, 1990, Cory J. Beck, known by his online handles ChainReacti0n, Spazkid, Spazkid12, SpazkidXD and Spazkidin3D, created Sonichu: The Animated Series with friends he had on his Skype account. Having channels constantly flagged down on YouTube, he had to censor certain episodes of the cartoon and put the uncensored video files on Dailymotion. <br />
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Cory ended the series after not having anymore interest in Chris, and the constant dramas/slapfights he had with voice actors and writers of the flash cartoon. One person in particular he had constant battles with was the voice of Sonichu and Rosechu. <br />
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Nowadays, Cory does more professional animation and does little podcasts with his animator friends. In one episode of a podcast he lent his voice to, he talked about Chris and the animated series.<br />
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Skip to 11:23 to hear Cory talk about Chris<br />
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==Discovering Chris Chan==<br />
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When Spazkid first discovered Chris in 2007, he, like many others at the beginning, thought Chris was a troll and all his shenanigans were just an act. But when he eventually discovered that he was legit, he was fascinated and went along with the whole trolling biz for four years by creating the animated series. It should be noted that thanks to the series, its pretty much how he got his start and earn a huge following, with his channel having over 500000 subscribers.<br />
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==The Animated Series==<br />
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Much like the comic series, though the title is 'Sonichu', the series intro is all about Chris-Chan, mentioning his role, his 'china quest', Mary Lee Walsh, the Chaotic Combo, his navy consumption, his hatred of Blacks and Homos, the 'boyfriend-free' girl, and his attraction sign.<br />
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Sonichu is only mentioned twice in the intro-once in the beginning, and once in the end. <br />
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The series centers around the misadventures of Chris Chan and Sonichu with each episode being around 1 minute to 6 minutes long. For four years, it ran for two seasons, with the first season consisting of 10 episodes and the second one only two. The series was a way to make a mockery out of Chris by making him look like a bigger idiot than he already is and with him always ending up in each episode being killed, injured, humiliated or doing something disgusting/stupid. Unlike the comics, Chris rarely wins and is rightfully told off many times, except by Sonichu- who loves and adores his "father"..[[homos|maybe a little too much]]<br />
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Since the series is a mashup of both Chris real-life adventures and his comics, a lot of plot elements are incredibly exaggerated version of some sagas and his comics or at the least, reference to them, such as in one episode when a ninja came and stole Chris medallion and shove it up his own ass is an obvious reference to the [[BlueSpike]] saga, or Chris masturbating in a [[Fapcup|cup]] while watching Transformers and then drinking it, mentioning how his navy will be preserved to make Crystal (which he actually believed). Many characters from both sagas and his comics make appearances such as Rosechu, [[Jimmy Hill]], [[Megan]], etc. The series also does things that Chris would absolutely hate, such as making Sonichu be abusive to Rosechu, him and Sonichu being engaged in gay sexual acts, most of his female characters having manly voices and appearances, and even Chris being raped by a black guy. <br />
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The animation was animated in MS paint, with the style being kinda reminiscent of Ren and Stimpy in a way to make the characters look more grotesque than they already are. Its also noted that many of the characters are drawn differently each time they are on screen. This may be a reference to Chris's inconsistent drawing styles- how he nor his characters never look the same in any drawings he does, and some of the characters are drawn differently than other panels. <br />
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It should also be known that [[Liquid Chris]] himself joined along and provided the voice of Chris Chan in some episodes mostly since he was at the time one the few people who could imitate Chris Chan perfectly. When it wasn't Liquid doing the voice, the others time, it was Spazkid himself- or what appears to be audio clips from Chris's various videos, such as the singing to "So Need A Cute Girl (I Have A Boyfriend", and the line "boobies...mmmm, gorgeous"<br />
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==Characters==<br />
===Major===<br />
These characters have prominent roles throughout the series and appear in a majority of the episodes, some more than others.<br />
*'''Chris Chan'''- The mayor of CWCVille that nobody in town likes. A (at the time the series started) 27-year-old " virgin with rage" who is very naive and gets angry easily. Most of his plots in the series are based on his real-life events or based on plots in the comic. He is on his "love quest" through the series and has a rivalry with Mary Lee Walsh. His assistant is Allison Amber, who is shown to despise her job and tries to give Chris advice on how to run the town, to which he ignores all of it, thinking CWCVille is being run well and the citizens love him-neither of which are true. Unlike his comic-self, he usually loses and is heavily abused through the series, such as being sexually assaulted by a Jerkop, being talked back to by Allison, having bricks thrown at him and booed at his concert, and so on. He appears in all but one episode<br />
*'''Sonichu'''- Chris Chan's "son" and Rosechu's boyfriend/possible husband. He loves and adores Chris Chan, having a sexual relationship with Chris, and seems to love/hate Rosechu- one minute they will be engaged in sexual activity and show they care for each other, the next minute he is abusing/killing her for minor reasons. He can be very naive at times, with a fun-loving nature yet very dirty mind.He appears in all but one episode.<br />
*'''Rosechu'''- the possible "daughter" of Chris Chan and girlfriend/possible wife of Sonichu. She is very airheaded and is usually beaten/killed in each episode-usually by Sonichu. She appears in almost every episode<br />
*'''Mary Lee Walsh'''- The main antagonist of the series, though she is not in many of the episodes. At one point she is Chris's rival in the mayoral elections, losing to Billy Mays. She first seeks revenge on Chris presumably after he beats up her video-game self in Soul Caliber III. She is depicted a blonde, curvy, evil, and sexy witch with a manly raspy, Brooklyn accent voice and a devil tail and horns. Unlike her real life and comic self, she appears to be very young, presumably in her late 20's-early 30's. She solicits sexual favors in order to gain votes in the election. She is under orders of Count Graduon, but talks back to him and usually ends up shoving the staff [[china|up herself]]. She is revealed in one episode to have a fetish for people shoving things up their butts.<br />
*'''Count Graduon'''. Mary's boss and talking staff. Even though he gives her orders, he is subject to her abuse, mainly being shoved inside her when she is angered by him or he annoys her.<br />
*'''Magi-Chan''' Develops a major role in the 2 part finale. Originally in Season 1, he was depicted as a sophisticated intellectual, not putting up with the other's shenanigans and warning Bubbles of Silvana's trick. In Season 2, he has a more mad-scientist personality with [[homos|obvious undertones]]. He sends Chris into his own body via the [[duck]] to find the source of his illness following a potentially fatal navy consumption.<br />
*'''Allison Amber'''-Chris's secretary who hates her job and is not very fond of Chris either. In the comics, she is happy to have left a high-paying job as a movie star to become the secretary for Mayor Chris Chan, where he overworks her and presumably does not pay her real money. He also makes her do most of the work while he bums around town looking for sex and beating up innocent people. In the animated series, her duties include wiping Chris when he craps himself from stress, cleaning his duck, and doing loads of paperwork while he has sex with a blowup doll. She tries to advise him and inform him the citizens hate him, but he blissfully ignores her and believes the town to love him and his [[random-access humor|humor]]. She runs the mayoral elections in episode 9. In the comics, she is said to have an "ugh...boyfriend", but in the series her relationship status is never mentioned. She is also sexually harassed at work when Chris becomes thirsty and implies she needs to fill his cup with her boob-milk (poking at her chest with his empty glass), but she refuses.<br />
===Minor===<br />
These characters appear briefly in the series. Many of them originate from the comics or are involved in the many sagas of Chris's life. <br />
*'''Jerkop'''- Only appears in the first two episodes briefly to try and take Chris and friends down. He appears to be a racist interpretation- as Sonichu points out he is a black Jerkop, and the Jerkop tries to force the trio into buying him KFC. He ends up sexually assaulting Chris and pees on him.<br />
*'''Angelica Rosechu'''-Only appears in episodes 5 and 8, Her debut appearance shows her at a tea party between her, Bubbles, (presumably) Lolisa, and Chris. She talks about a disturbing dream she has involving God before declaring it tea time. In episode 8, she is seen at Rosechu's surprise party, telling Bubbles she bought the birthday girl a new shaver. Later, she is at the beach with the gang and flies through the air, only to be shot by Punchy's harpoon, her unconscious body being dragged off for Punchy to have his way with. She appeared dead from the harpoon, but is seen in the last scene perfectly okay.<br />
*'''Bubbles Rosechu'''-Only appears in episodes 5 and 8. She has a non-speaking role in episode 5 at the tea party, and later is seen in episode 8 at the surprise party. She sneaks away to her boyfriend Blake's treehouse to give him a cupcake for his birthday. At the beach, she breaks Blake's arm after he kicks sand at her and her friends. She is fooled by Silvana/Sean Connery's disguise as Blake as she prepares to have sex with him, despite warnings from Magi and Jiggliami. When confronted by Connery, she brings out her counter-attack- Patrick Stewart.<br />
*'''Punchy Sonichu'''-Only appears in episode 8. On the beach, he oogles over Angelica and shoots her down with a harpoon gun, dragging her unconscious body away to have sex on. He is depicted as a [[Chris_and_race#Asians|Stereotype]], <br />
*'''Wild Sonichu'''-Only seen in episodes 5-8. He is briefly seen in episode 5 before being hit by the Ghost Buggy. In episode 6 and 8, he has a hill-billy like voice and appears quite dumb. When Chris starts up his band, Wild volunteers to play the Sit and Spin (A child's toy). When they are booed at the show later on, Wild is hit by a brick. In episode 7, he gets a more mature role in a Metal Gear Solid Snake-like appearance, getting a gruff voice and annoyed by Sonichu. He smokes a handful of cigarettes at once, then makes out and has sexual intercourse with a box (offscreen). In episode 8, he is with Punchy as he oogles Angelica, to which Wild seems indifferent with. <br />
*'''Bionic''' Appears in episodes 5 and 8. He makes a brief appearance in episode 5 as he throws a basketball at Megan to save Chris, then mocks him for a while, bragging about his sex life, then runs off to his girlfriend, Megagi. In episode 8, he is overly excited for Rosechu's party, and ends up sexually assaulting Magi Chan.<br />
*'''Silvana''' Only appears in episode 8. She overhears Bubbles and Blake about to have sex at the beach, so she morphs into Bubbles to 'spread her STDs' onto the couple. She meets Blake outside the store where he has a bag of condoms. After their offscreen sex, she reveals herself from her Bubbles disguise to reveal Sean Connery. She then disguises as Blake to do the same to Bubbles, but is stopped by multiple warnings from other characters. <br />
*'''Black Sonichu/Blake''' Appears in episodes 1 and 8. In the first episode, he is seen having sex with a blowup doll in the middle of the walkway, with a slight racist cutaway as him depicted as a chimp. He and Sonichu get into a verbal spat over his actions until Chris breaks up the fight. In episode 8, he is seen at Rosechu's party, then later at his treehouse when his girlfriend, Bubbles, brings him a cupcake to celebrate his birthday. He is later seen at the beach kicking sand at the girls, but has his arm broken by Bubbles. He has sex with a disguised Silvana as Bubbles, but is kicked high in the air after the revelation. <br />
*'''Nintendo Executives''' Only in episode 3. After a sexual act, Chris sends his video game idea of Sonichu and him to the Nintendo Executives, only to be harshly yelled at and turned down by the executives. The executive then craps on Chris and gives him salmonella. In real life, Chris actually sent Nintendo a Sonichu video game idea, only to be turned down for many reasons- one being copyright with SEGA.<br />
*'''Beel''' Only in episode 7. A devil receptionist to the 4cent garbage building. He has a [[homos|stereotypical voice]] and only allows Sonichu and Rosechu to pass once Sonichu does "a little favor" for him.<br />
*'''Jason'''Only in episode 7. Head of the 4cent building. A 20 year old troll who slanders others, commits small crimes, and has a 17 year old sex slave who warmly greets the pair. He is attacked by Rosechu in her Lioness form and only kept alive by the dark forces.<br />
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===Notable Mentions===<br />
The characters unseen/have little to no speaking role or impact on an episode's plot, but are significant in the comics/saga<br />
*'''[[Megan]]''' Only appears in episodes 1, 4-6. At the end of episode 1, she is mentioned to be trapped in a mirror. By episode 4, she is freed when Mary Lee Walsh sets off a charger in Chris's house- freeing Megan from the mirror. She wields YuGiOh cards to challenge her captor, Chris. At the start of episode 5, she appears to have the upper hand, but is knocked out by Bionic's basketball. She is presumably the girl in Chris's dream in episode 6, oggling over a handsome, muscular Chris, and declaring herself Chris's boyfriend-free Girlfriend, and ready to sexually please him. However, Chris wakes up to realize that was all a dream. In the comics, she's a sailor scout and Chris's love interest. After their [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|falling out]],she disappears from the comics altogether and is never mentioned again.<br />
*'''[[Megagi La Skunk]]''' Created by Megan. She appears momentarily in episode 5 to ask Bionic to help shave her mustache. She has a feminine appearance, but a manly voice. In the comics, she is a sailor scout, but that plot is dumped in favor of her becoming Bionic's girlfriend.<br />
*'''[[Jimmy Hill]]'''-is only mentioned in the end of episode 4. The narrator asks if Jimmy Hill will every assert his righteousness.<br />
*'''[[Ivy]]'''-only mentioned in Episode 9. Chris touches a picture of her and Layla, referring to her as the "incident"<br />
*'''[[Layla]]'''-only seen in a drawing in episode 9. Chris touches a picture of her and Ivy, Chris referring to her creator as "the incident" <br />
*'''[[B-Manajerk]]'''- He appears very briefly in one episode being beaten up by Chris in a dream. Non-Speaking role.<br />
*'''[[Jiggliami]]'''- appears very briefly in episode 8. She tries to warn Bubbles of the fake Blake, but is punched out by Bubbles. In the comics, shes a popular Pop singer, and implications show she may have dated Sonichu back when he was a Pikachu, and she a Jigglypuff. She was created by Blanca.<br />
*'''[[DJ Jamsta]]'''- Appears briefly in episode 8. He is on the beach with his radio show, then once off the air, calls someone over to suck him off. In the comics, he's a popular DJ radio talk show host/artist.<br />
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===Celebrities===<br />
*'''Sean Connery'''-only appears in episode 8. Silvana, disguised as Bubbles, reveals herself to Blake post-sex, only to reveal Sean Connery. He duels against Bubbles, but is stopped by Patrick Stewart, who sends him to Scotland.<br />
*'''Billy Mays'''-only appears in episode 10. He challenges Chris to run in the mayoral race. Billy Mays is loved by the town and ends up winning the election, but then ascends to the "Big Washing Machine In The Sky". He also makes an appearance in the comics.<br />
*'''Patrick Stewart'''-only appears in episode 8. When Sean Connery reveals himself and challenges Bubbles, Patrick Stewart is brought in to stop him. Stewart transforms into the Enterprise and blasts Connery to Scotland.<br />
*'''Abraham Lincoln'''-only appears in episode 8. When Magi Chan and Jiggliami warn Bubbles of the false Blake, Lincoln appears to convince her as well, backing up his claim by stating he is Abe Lincoln, to which Bubbles says she cannot argue with those statistics.<br />
*'''Ray Charles'''-only appears in episode 7. When Jason throws Sonichu and Rosechu out of the building, a cartoon of Ray Charles and 3 female background singers appear to sing "Hit The Road, Jack!" During his singing, Charles is knocked out by Jason.<br />
*'''Shigeru Miyamoto'''-Presumably the Nintendo executive in Episode 3. He turns down Chris's idea for a video game, then craps on his face, giving Chris salmonella. <br />
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==Season 1==<br />
===Episode 1===<br />
Episode one opens with a narrator welcoming the viewer to CWCville, saying how the love is forbidden and the population of virgins is 98%. The scene cuts to the home of Sonichu and Rosechu as they discuss the sex they just had (for 4 hours as the narrator says). Sonichu suggests a trip to visit his father (Chris), and Rosechu makes a mention to Episode 17, to which she accidentally refers to it as Issue 17. Sonichu smacks her and corrects her harshly. The next scene shows Sonichu and a beat up Rosechu walking outside, where they run into Blake/Black Sonichu ([[Niggos|shortly being depicted as a chimp]]), who is publicly having sex with a blowup doll. Sonichu and he get into a verbal argument, and Chris shows up to stop the nonsense. Sonichu is excited by his father's appearance as a 'censored' image fills the screen, as the narrator verbally depicts Sonichu sucking on Chris's manboobs. A Jerkop appears to stop their love, and Sonichu is horrified by this, screaming "Oh no, its a JERKOP...A BLACK ONE"<br />
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The episode ends on this cliffhanger, the Narrator asking the audience if the Jerkop will be stopped if Megan will be freed from the mirror and if the seven Sonichus will ever be found.<br />
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===Episode 2===<br />
The episode opens with Sonichu and Rosechu in fighting stances, ready to fight the Jerkop, who orders them to buy him [[Chris and race|KFC]]. Chris steps in to take the glory, opting to use his Sonichu medallion to transform and fight (which is depicted as being Chris with a blue Pikachu-ear hat on). The censored image appears again as the Jerkop sexually assaults Chris, then pees on him. Chris is shown laying facedown covered in urine, declaring "all in a day's work!". Sonichu is proud of his father as he beats his [[Duck]] over Rosechu. The Next Day, the trio are at the mall, Chris being seen with the [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|straw]] and [[Attraction Sign|sign]] as Sonichu sits next to him. Chris is angry that his sexist and racist sign has not gotten him laid yet:<br />
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{{quote|Hey there Girls,<br />
Lookin for a girl whos into 27 Years Virgins, who still piss themselves and has a tiny lopsided penis.<br />
No Darkies ): <<br />
| Chris's sign}}<br />
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Sonichu inspects the sign and agrees that its good. Rosechu walks in (with a boner, referring to the r34 images). Rosechu and Sonichu playfully jab at one another, but when Rosechu lightly nudges him, Sonichu snaps and beats the crap out of her while Chris stands. Rosechu lies crippled and bloodied, while Chris shrugs this off and starts to leave. A ninja suddenly appears, grabs Chris's medallion, and shoves it up his own butt<br />
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The narrator closes by asking if Chris-chan will ever get his medallion back, if Rosechu press charges against Sonichu for his abuse, and if Chris will ever touch real china<br />
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===Episode 3===<br />
The episode starts off with a recap of the last episode-the medallion was stolen. Then cuts to another censored scene- the narrator describes this as being an orgy between Sonichu, Rosechu, and Chris. As the two guys comment about the events, Chris says that it would be great if the events were a game. Sonichu encourages him to go to Nintendo with the idea, and the two make out. Chris sends in his idea and meets with Nintendo executives. They harshly turn down his idea, while Chris naively believes they will consider his Sonichu idea. Off-screen, the executive crap on Chris's face and Chris ends up in the hospital with salmonella. Sonichu declares they are in a pickle, while a Pickle character cries "oh, Sonichu!". The two laugh for a second, then Sonichu snaps once more, then rabidly shakes the pickle in his mouth like a ragdoll while the Pickle cries out to stop<br />
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===Episode 4===<br />
The title is quickly referred to "Chris-Chan Saves The Planet", before being quickly scrapped. In the recap, the narrator says nothing happened, and confusedly mentions a [[Man in the Pickle Suit|guy in a pickle suit]] before saying the story sucked. Chris Chan is in his room playing Guitar Hero with no shirt on. Chris declares how the song was easy and talks about how thanks to Sonichu fans, he acquired a gift card to GameStop, with the chance of appearing in a future Guitar Hero game. Sonichu, butt-fisting a random goat, declares how he is proud of his father while the goat craps on him. Caveman Chris goes to the internet to check on his fans and pulls up the Animated Series out of the twenty-five hundred Youtube results on his name. Chris becomes angry at this and craps himself, calling out to Miss Allison to come and wipe his butt. Allison is annoyed and horrified to do so as Chris instructs her to clean under the pickle as well. Allison mutters to herself how much she hates her job.<br />
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Chris then checks on his Little Big Planet level, only to find he is at the bottom of the ratings, cutting to Chris looking like Charlie Brown and declaring "good grief", followed by a laugh track. Rosechu tries to tell him that the others may have put tons of effort into their levels but is then mercilessly abused by Sonichu, being beaten with a metal bat, a dryer, a chainsaw, lemon juice, a dryer again, another chainsaw, and more lemon juice. Mary Lee Walsh then breaks into the house via the window, declaring that though he beat her up in Soul Caliber 3, he couldn't do it IRL. Chris-Chan instructs Sonichu to attack. The scene cuts to footage of a brown bear standing in a river, with the dramatic music. The scene then cuts to Mary Lee Walsh, crying out "my one weakness!", and melts for some reason. Sonichu says he's glad that's over with, and goes back to butt-fisting the goat. The gory pile that is Rosechu tries to talk but is again beaten by Sonichu in the earlier fashion. Chris and Sonichu laugh, but Mary Lee Walsh, before she fully melts, presses a button that sets off a charger that was under the house, and Megan is freed from the mirror (mentioned in Episode 1). She declares Chris is going down and wields her Yu-Gi-Oh cards<br />
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The narrator ends with the questions of Megan defeating her captor if Jimmy Hill will assert his righteousness, and asking who will clean up the mess on the floor (meaning Rosechu's gory pile)<br />
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===Episode 5===<br />
The episode begins with Megan about to deliver the finishing blow to Chris (presumably in a Yu-Gi-Oh style battle), when Bionic throws a basketball at her face, knocking her out and leaving her face a bloodied mess, Bionic saying "Go Fish, Jerkop". Chris says hello to Bionic and asks how he is. Bionic responds with a slightly sarcastic comment about sucking his girlfriend's pickle, while Chris sighs, saying Bionic is lucky to have someone special in his life. Megagi the skunk appears (with a boyish appearance and voice, hinting they may be a transwoman). Bionic declares he must go tend the beast and leaves Chris.<br />
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The scene cuts to PVCC where Mary is reading while Graduon yells at her. He asks why the Chaotic Combo have not been stopped, and why Chris is still mayor. To shut him up, Mary shoves the staff up herself while Graduon pleads. The ninja from episode 2 appears. Mary asks if he has ahold of the medallion. Upon learning he shoved it up his butt, she asks for a recording, to which the ninja says he does not have. Mary becomes angry, saying the video was for her sexual pleasure, and fire crabs from her china at the ninja, who screams in agony. Mary then yells for her minion to get bug spray for the china.<br />
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The episode cuts to Chris, Bubbles, presumably Lolisa, and Angelica having a tea party. Angelica talks about a dream she recently had in which God appeared, and told her he was going to have his way with her, and he could do so because he was God and made her. After that moment, she happily declares its tea time. Wild comes in, but is suddenly run over by the [[Ghostbusters|Ghost Buggy]].<br />
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Then Rosechu's head randomly explodes.<br />
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===Episode 6===<br />
The episode begins with a very muscular and 'attractive' Chris Chan beating up B-Manajerk, saying to never mess with a virgin with rage (his voice made deeper and manly). A girl, who is presumably Megan, swoons over Chris's strength, inhaling his Axe scent, and commenting on his twelve pack. She tells him that she's ready to be his boyfriend-free girlfriend and give him blowjobs. However, the real Chris wakes up, as the scene was all a dream. He cries out in anger over this, and an image of Gen. 3 Pinkie Pie talks to Chris (with an animated mouth). Chris mopes with ice cream and laments to the pony over his sexual frustrations. The pony mentions how girls like boys in bands, giving Chris the idea to start up a band. Sonichu says he will provide percussion, then punches Rosechu (who was just standing there) over the fact that shes so pink. Wild Sonichu says he will play the Sit and Spin, then proceeds to play on said item, and a random black guy says he will play the washboard. A beat up Rosechu tries to say they aren't real instruments, but Sonichu smacks her with a chair, knocking her out<br />
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The band starts to practice in a garage, audio from Chris's [[So Need A Cute Girl| Original Song]] is played. Wild comments how amazing they are as Chris wishes they had more popularity. He then finds a random poster in a nearby pile of dog-crap, declaring it a sign from God himself. God's hand and voice appear in the clouds, pointing out how a note found in a pile of crap was a sign from him, but Chris ignores this as the scene cuts to "CWClub" as Mayor Chris is welcomed onstage to a less-than-enthused audience. One audience member makes a comment on how he is sucking himself off, and Chris yells at them to stay straight, then starts to perform. They are quickly booed, and Wild is hit with a brick. As more bricks fly to the stage, Chris takes this as they love it. He thanks everyone for their donations, and is smacked with a brick.<br />
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===Episode 7=== <br />
The episode begins with Sonichu and Rosechu (with a burly voice) about to engage in sexual activity. Chris pauses the scene to fill the audience in on Sonichu/Rosechu genitals, and on "boobies...vaginas...mmmm, gorgeous". He describes how, much like its explained in the comic, Sonichu penises are in their stomachs, and they must tilt forward and have the genitals slip out like a Pez Dispenser to obtain a boner. Chris makes the random note that Sonichu has a subscription to Playboy, as Chris does, so this automatically means he's straight- and trolls cannot say otherwise. He then moves onto Rosechu anatomy- they have giant airbags on their chest (he should know, he has a lot of sex dolls). He begins to describe Rosechu "china" and ends up making a poor sketch of it, pointing out the labia. <br />
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The scene cuts to post-sex as Sonichu talks about a great safe-sex ("You know, for the kids!"), then thanks a random Hispanic guy named Rico for the "coffee and Mexican sex". Rosechu calls him over to show him a [[4chan|Slanderous Website]] that drags their rep as well as Chris's through the mud. Sonichu starts to feel nauseous at the images, as Rosechu freaks out then grabs a camera, ranting about how she's going to go take nudes and they TOTALLY won't photoshop a penis on her. Once she's gone, Sonichu starts to jerk off to the images found on the site.<br />
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Sonichu, Rosechu, and Wild arrive to 4Cent's building. Sonichu asks Wild if he knows his missions, and Wild (animated to look like Snake from Metal Gear Solid) says he knows, taking a drag on multiple cigarettes at once, and that if he doesn't make it, he wants Sonichu to know something- that Sonichu's a homo. Wild then starts to make out with a box, and a censored image implies he is having sex with the box as a horrified Sonichu watches.<br />
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Sonichu and Rosechu make it inside the building and look around. Sonichu doesn't like the place, and Rosechu comments how she likes how "the door matches the walls", then Sonichu punches her in the face. [[Beel]], with a flamboyant voice,is on the phone making a gross comment on Brad Pitt involving his feces, then notices the pair. Sonichu says that he and his "gf" have a meeting with Jason. Beel mentions how Jason mentioned two rodents wanting to visit him, but tells Sonichu he needs him to do something for him first, unzipping his pants. A horrified Rosechu pleads with Sonichu not to do it, but Sonichu mentions how its okay- Joseph taught forgiveness. On the elevator ride up, and angry Rosechu glares at Sonichu, who has some [[navy]] on his face. Rosechu angrily points this out when Sonichu asks her what's wrong, to which he quickly licks part of it up. The pair arrives at Jason's floor. Jason introduces himself as a "20-year-old troll who only offers slanderous mockery", then introduces his 17-year-old sex-slave that he has unprotected sex with. She happily greets the duo as Jason yells at her to shut up. He then shows a picture of committing small crimes such as littering, carving his name into a public bathroom wall as he craps, and jaywalking naked in a busy intersection. All of these crimes horrify Sonichu, who says Joseph will not forgive Jason. He silences the pair, revealing that Chris's ED page will never be taken down, and the meeting is over. The scene is randomly interrupted by Ray Charles and backup singers singing "Hit The Road, Jack!". Midway through the song, Jason hits him with a rock, then grunts "stupid-" before a voiceover says "black person". Jason tells them to go, and Rosechu to "play with her pickle", as he throws a pickle to her, hitting her in the head. She picks up the pickle and crushes it in her hand, morphing into [[The Incredible Lioness]], before declaring "I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR!!" in a DBZ-style Super Saiyan stance, before lunging on Jason. Jason screams in agony off-screen, making a comment about a fish smell, as Sonichu watches in horror. Rosechu snaps out of it, back to normal and fully clothed, asking what happened. Sonichu brushes all of this off and asks if Rosechu wants to go shopping, then take him out to dinner later, to which she happily agrees.<br />
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Jason lies there, face bloodied, saying how he should have died from the attack, but dark forces keep him alive. Then comments "What a show!" before the ending title card pops up<br />
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===Episode 8===<br />
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===Episode 9===<br />
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===Episode 10===<br />
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==Season 2==<br />
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===Episode 1===<br />
(Series Finale: part 1 of 2)<br />
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===Episode 2===<br />
(Series Finale: part 2 of 2)<br />
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==Reason For Cancellation==<br />
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Years later after the series ended abruptly, in a podcast called Sleepycast, Spazkid revealed that the reason why he stopped abruptly the series was because it became sadder the more Chris Chan went on and he starting feeling bad for him( as well that Chris wasn't relevant anymore), especially when he found out that Chris's [[Bob Chandler|father]] died and later became a [[Tomgirl Saga|tomgirl]], though he still thinks its funny that Chris still freaks out about Sonic to this day. He mentioned that he still gets lots of tweets from die-hard fans asking him if he could bring back the series only for him to say no and that they should just let it die.<br />
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{{quote|Chris-Chan is—he’s an enigma which to so many people—they thought he was a troll. Because they’re like, “there’s no way this motherfucker is real” because he’s like the saddest human being ever. And it’s SAD because it’s like… I spent four years of my life fucking with him and people are like, “bring it back!” And I’m like, “NO! LET IT DIE.” It’s like depressing—it’s not the golden age—it’s the depressing age.| Spazkid, rebuking the weens.}} <br />
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Despite him feeling remorse for his action toward Chris, he still doesn't hesitate in calling him a retard and being aware that Chris is still a despicable human being.<br />
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==Reception==<br />
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The series was met with positive reception all over the internet with many claiming it to be the best-animated representation of Chris.<br />
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==Chris Chan Thoughts?==<br />
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In an interview, when asked if Chris has seen the animated series, he replied by saying that he still hasn't seen it, though it can be assumed that when he eventually does, he will be incredibly upset about it, kinda like when he saw the Documentary of him.<br />
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Most likely, he will demand a new series be made by Spazkid and change everything, glorifying him and his characters, making him a transwoman, and so on- as he wished for Sachumo to do with the documentary. Presumably he would even want to do the voice work for himself (or every character)<br />
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==Trivia==<br />
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* In episode 5, when Mary Lee Walsh ask the ninja who stole Chris medallion if he recorded him shoving it up his own ass, in which the answer was no, this is clearly a reference to when Bluspike forced Chris to shove bits of his medallion up his on own butthole but (thankfully) forgot to record the scene.<br />
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* Chris parents are only referenced once throughout the whole series, that is in episode 2 of season 2.<br />
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*Unlike Chris comic in which he the mayor and everyone loves him, in the show, he pretty much despises by everyone ( minus the Sonichu gang of course).<br />
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* In episode 9, when Chris looks at a picture of Ivy and replies to Rosechu, who ask him if he was ok, by saying:'' I'll never be ok, not since the incident'' clearly making reference to the Ivy saga.<br />
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* Just like in real life during that time, Chris was obsessed with losing his virginity even though, in the show, he already lost it when he had sex with Sonichu.<br />
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*Unlike in the comics, where Sonichu and Rosechu are grossly infatuated with one another and constantly declare their love, the animated series shows Sonichu being abusive to Rosechu, who usually ends up horribly mangled/dead in each episode- or the two are having sex.<br />
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*In episode 3, Chris goes to Nintendo to get a game made of his life after having sex with Sonichu and Rosechu. This is a reference to when Chris actually sent Nintendo his Sonichu idea, and they turned it down.<br />
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*Episode 6 uses audio from Chris's "original" song "So Need A Cute Girl (I Have A Boyfriend)".<br />
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*Episode 2 has Chris loitering/soliciting in the mall with Sonichu. Two references are in this scene- the Oversized Straw from Issue 4 Sub Episode 7, and the attraction sign.<br />
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*Episode 7 and 8 is heavily based on Issue 8- Sonichu and Rosechu find images of her online with a penis, and she responds by taking nudes of herself to prove she is all woman. Unlike in the comic, where Sonichu throws up at the images, he jerks off to them. Then the two go to the 4 cent Garbage building. Episode 8 starts with Rosechu's birthday, Bubbles sneaking off to Blake's, and then the beach scene from the comic<br />
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*Episode 10 has a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure reference. When Rosechu shows Sonichu a picture she drew of them. Sonichu is animated in JJBA style, with audio from the anime dubbed over him.<br />
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*Episode 8 is the only episode in which Chris animated form doesn't appear (not counting the real life picture of him)<br />
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*Chris did mention the series when he was asked by [[Joshua Martinez]] about it on [[Vanessa AIM Chat 3|the third Vanessa AIM Chat]]. He said that he watched a bit of the series, but didn't give a opinion on it <ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref>.<br />
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==References to Chris in the series==<br />
===Real Life events/sagas===<br />
*Julie<br />
*Ivy<br />
*Miyamoto<br />
*'So Need A Cute Girl'<br />
*Megan<br />
*Jerkops<br />
*Loitering/Solicitng<br />
*The Medallion<br />
*Mary Lee Walsh<br />
*Navy Consumption<br />
*Attraction Sign<br />
*Jimmy Hill<br />
*The Guy In The Pickle Suit<br />
*Clyde Cash<br />
*Encyclopedia Dramatica<br />
*Guitar Hero<br />
*Little Big Planet<br />
*Love Quest<br />
*Raging racism/homophobia/sexism<br />
*Orange Fanta<br />
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===Comic===<br />
*Rosechu's nude pics<br />
*Rosechu's birthday party<br />
*Spring Break<br />
*Silvia's disguises<br />
*Most of Issue 8<br />
*Sonichu referring to Chris as "Father"<br />
*Chris's mayoral status<br />
*Random-Access Humor<br />
*4-cent Garbage<br />
*The Incredible Lioness<br />
*Slanderous Images<br />
*The Mirror dimension<br />
*Sonichu Balls<br />
*Chaotic Combo<br />
*Allison Amber's secretary position<br />
*The Straw<br />
*Chris Chan and the Hedgehog Boys<br />
*Love Quest<br />
*John and Forgiveness speech<br />
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==References==<br />
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Windows OS
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Sonichu_the_Animated_Series&diff=217533
Talk:Sonichu the Animated Series
2018-03-08T03:45:25Z
<p>Windows OS: </p>
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<div>== Quick Warning ==<br />
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The reason why a page for [[Sonichu_the_animated_series|Sonichu TAS]] didn't exist was because Champ deleted it about two years ago with the reason "Forgot this permutation. I know it's awful me popping out of nowhere to delete it but lifelong ban means lifelong."<br />
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I'm guessing either the original creator of the page or Spazkid was banned off of the CWCki, which resulted in the original TAS page being deleted. I have no idea if this new page would be deleted now, but if it does, now you know why.<br />
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-[[User:Windows OS|Windows OS]] ([[User talk:Windows OS|talk]]) 22:00, 7 March 2018 (UTC)<br />
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*From perusing [https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20110209034957&type=delete&user=Champthom&page= the deletion logs], it seems Sonichu TAS was originally deleted years ago due to being one of many fan works to which Chris hadn't reacted and were cluttering the site. We don't have an issue with fan works at the moment, so I think the page can stay. Btw, the page says that Chris was asked about TAS in an interview and said he hadn't seen it - can a citation be included for that? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 00:45, 8 March 2018 (UTC)<br />
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*I'll add it in. BTW: Here's an archived version of the original page: https://web.archive.org/web/20160420184753/sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_the_animated_series -[[User:Windows OS|Windows OS]] ([[User talk:Windows OS|talk]]) 03:44, 8 March 2018 (UTC)</div>
Windows OS
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Hurtful_Truth_Level&diff=217525
User talk:Hurtful Truth Level
2018-03-07T23:57:41Z
<p>Windows OS: /* On Da Update and other concerns */</p>
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<div>==Editing your Video Request page==<br />
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Do you have trouble editing the video request page you created? I tried to include two additions from Chris's uploads, "Machine Romans" and "Singing 'All of the Lights'", but when I save, the page refreshes to an empty website. I don't seem to have this issue with any other page. Is just me or you as well?--[[User:Galilean|Galilean]] ([[User talk:Galilean|talk]]) 23:56, 8 August 2016 (UTC)<br />
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Yeah. I can't edit it, either. It's happened with several other pages, too. I asked Marvin about it once, and he said it's a 500 error, something to do with a conflict between the version of Mediawiki used here and the captcha.<br />
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If it happens to you again, you can hit backspace and copy the text from the editing window to your computer, so you don't lose your edits.<br />
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Should we ask Marvin to fix it, or create a new Video Request page for August? The original page might get crowded after awhile. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 01:36, 9 August 2016 (UTC)<br />
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*Yeah, I'm thinking a month by month basis would be the best option. Chris isn't likely to stop these requests since it's free money—there may be over a hundred of these videos by this time next year. <br />
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**If there's no indication that the problem will resolve itself, I strongly recommend just copying everything over into a new page.--[[User:Galilean|Galilean]] ([[User talk:Galilean|talk]]) 03:15, 9 August 2016 (UTC)<br />
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*The only problem with copying to a new page is that some articles link to the original - http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Special:WhatLinksHere/Paid_Video_Requests - it should be easy to fix the links, though. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 04:13, 9 August 2016 (UTC)<br />
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*Marvin fixed the 500 error. I've added the two newest videos. I think we should see how many videos Chris makes in August. If it's more than what he did in July, we could easily split the August stuff into another page. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 07:22, 9 August 2016 (UTC)<br />
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== Chris and Religion ==<br />
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Your subsection on Chris's concept of God was informative but I think somewhat inaccurately conjecturable. It's obvious Chris's statement is an effect of his self-identity issue. But rather than his [[I am STRAIGHT|twisted world view]] that women are "so kind and sweet.. and caring", and that men are "rude, crude, and inconsiderate... causing wars and such", I think this is more a result of Chris's [[ego]]. <br />
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Going off from the traditional assertions of the CWCki, <br />
Chris is so egocentric, he views God as a cosmic gumball machine (Whose's ultimate nature is make him happy). He believes God has a special interest in his life and should only attend to his needs and wants alone. '''God revolves around Chris.'''<br />
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From this, I think it's more reasonable to assume that Chris's [[autism|inference]] here is a result of a need to alter his conception of God in order to better fit his narrative of "what God is". God is an instrument of Chris's will. Chris became Christine, therefore GodJesus became GoddessEmanuelle.<br />
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Since you were the first to analyze Chris's statement, I wanted your input before possibly overhauling your comment.--[[User:Galilean|Galilean]] ([[User talk:Galilean|talk]]) 04:07, 20 August 2016 (UTC)<br />
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Good ideas. It's alright with me if you want to edit the article. I think you're right that he wanted to mold God into his own image because of his ego, but it seems to me that his gender issues plays a role as well. There's a theory that he became transgender because of his binary thought pattern of hating men and praising women. Chris wanting God to be in solidarity with him could be a result of both his ego and views on gender. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:49, 20 August 2016 (UTC)<br />
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== Are you experiencing the same bug? ==<br />
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Hey Hurtful. I really appreciate how you helped me in the past. If you wouldn't mind, I was hoping I could explain a new predicament I have and if you could inform me whether you are experiencing the same bug:<br />
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I recently added a new icon to the Subject Matters: [[Template:(Handouts)|Handouts]]. I had a little difficulty modifying the size of the image, but I eventually got that resolved. At first, I had the template link this new icon to the page you created, [[Paid Video Requests]], but then I realized [[Chris and money]] would be more fitting; so I changed it. <br />
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When I'm logged in, there are no issues. <br />
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But when I'm logged out, the icon image reverts to a larger size and it links back to [[Paid Video Requests]]. Since this happens when I'm logged off, I'm worried this might be what everyone else is experiencing. Could you verify this for me?<br />
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On a curious note, I noticed that two of the pages you recently edited [[Donations Requested, Please]] and [[Donations Required, Serious. Please help]] (which include the new icon), do not have this issue when I'm logged out.<br />
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I know this might seem a little confusing or trivial, but I'd really appreciate your input.<br />
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Thanks again for all your help!--[[User:Galilean|Galilean]] ([[User talk:Galilean|talk]]) 21:51, 15 October 2016 (UTC)<br />
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*It looks fine to me, whether I'm logged in or not - the size is right and it links to Chris and Money. Have you tried using a different browser to view the template? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 06:33, 16 October 2016 (UTC)<br />
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*For whatever reason, it seems to have resolved itself. Sorry for the bother!--[[User:Galilean|Galilean]] ([[User talk:Galilean|talk]]) 16:54, 17 October 2016 (UTC)<br />
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*No problem. Good to see it's working well. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 20:59, 17 October 2016 (UTC)<br />
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==Reply re. Timeline month lists==<br />
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Hi, I remembered how to find out who posts anonymously. I've left a reply to your comment on my own User Discussion page; let me know what you think. In the meantime, as a courtesy, I will revert my edits so that your separate lists of videos and Facebook comments appear at the top of each page. However, I want to also include all that stuff within the timeline as well, day by day, in a traditional "Events" format. Maybe other people will chime in on this issue. I hope this is a satisfactory compromise for now. [[User:Asperhes|Asperhes]] ([[User talk:Asperhes|talk]]) 07:47, 8 May 2017 (UTC)<br />
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*My mistake - I always forget to sign my name on discussion posts. No need to revert changes. I think you've made a good point about your method.[[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:51, 8 May 2017 (UTC)<br />
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== Chris and oration ==<br />
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Here's what I have so far for my oration article:<br />
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'''Chris and Oration'''<br />
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Whenever Chris wants to make a point regarding his opinions or his childlike mindset, one way he’ll attempt to move people is through orating his reasoning onto them. Since Chris lacks some of the basic skills needed to make an effective speech, rarely ever plans out anything he makes, has serious communication problems, and never does research, his speeches always turn out lackluster at best and horrifyingly naive at worst.<br />
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===Chris as a public speaker===<br />
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To put it delicately, Chris simply is incompetent at giving a comprehensive speech that people can follow.<br />
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*He can’t communicate properly<br />
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*He refuses to make a change in himself<br />
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*He lacks respect for opinions that differ from him<br />
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What makes Chris hated by many is that he will make spiteful, hate-filled, sometimes discriminatory comments towards the people he talking about.<br />
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===Common Traits of Chris’ Speeches===<br />
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*Hate Speech<br />
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One reason why Chris is hated by many is that he spews spiteful, hate-filled, sometimes discriminatory comments at [[Megan Schroeder|people]] [[Michael Snyder|he]] [[Pmurt|feels]] are his enemies.<br />
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*Rhetorics<br />
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Whenever Chris writes a speech, sometimes it is because he wants people to consider to view the world through <br />
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*Bias and One-Sided Arguments<br />
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Most Christorians already know that Chris is as stubborn as a mule. This means that regardless of what evidence you give to him that suggests he’s wrong about something, he’ll always try to find some kind of information out of thin air to further verify his beliefs.<br />
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===Political Videos===<br />
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Now that Chris has become more vocal about his political views, it makes perfect sense that Chris will want to orate his views onto other people.<br />
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===Other Examples===<br />
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*Autism Tutorial<br />
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===In the comics===<br />
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At some point in the comics, many of the characters will give a speech regarding their opinions on the current situation. Other times, Chris will use these same comics to write speeches of his own. The comics turn out to be a very good source for learning about Chris’ orating skills.<br />
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For example, towards the end of Episode 17 in [[Sonichu 8]], Sonichu gives a speech about how [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] is not only triggering Chris by giving Rosechu a [[pickle]], but how doing so somehow drags both his and other United States citizens through the mud.<br />
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===See Also===<br />
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*[[Chris and politics]] <br />
*[[Chris and English|Speaking Problems]]<br />
*[[Speech Impediment]]<br />
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{{PoliticalVideos}}<br />
{{Chris and}}<br />
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I would really like to hear your opinion on it so far, and if you think there's anything I might need to improve upon.<br />
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*I like it. Looks good so far. Maybe add a summary of [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]? His "NOW, NOW, NOW!" demand is one of the funniest things he's said. I'll try to think of more examples.<br />
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* I personally think that what this wiki might need is some fact checkers, especially for new articles like mine. Are you any good at fact checking, because I'm not exactly sure if everything in my article is correct or validated, here's the link to the article ---> (https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_oration)<br />
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*I'll take a look. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 22:00, 28 July 2017 (UTC)<br />
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==Chris and gender==<br />
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I've added more onto the Chris and gender page since I've felt that needed serious improvement, but it was orphaned for a while. I was adding pictures onto the article and adding two new sections about Chris' stance on Non-binary genders, and how his views on gender affect what happens in the comics. I also feel like the article itself should revolve more about how Chris views gender as a whole more than how sexist he is since that has been discussed in great depth in two of the Chris and... articles, Women's Rights (Chris and sexism) and Jerks (Chris and misandry). [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] 2:47, 30 July 2017 (UTC)<br />
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*Nice work. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 02:21, 1 August 2017 (UTC)<br />
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*Thank you, but don't you kind of think that the page should have a complete make-over? To me, the page as it is is still riddled with flaws, even with the stuff I added to it. The page itself seems to focus more on how sexist Chris is, as well as the tomgirl saga, both of which already have their own articles, and go into a lot more detail into both, rather than how he views gender as a whole, sort of the same way the "Chris and race" was formatted, showing Chris' opinion on both males and females as well as going into detail on other topics such as stereotypes, Genderqueer, and Androgyny. Generally speaking, about 40% of the articles on this wiki could just as easily become Chris and... articles themselves.<br />
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** For example, the Alchohol article might as well have been called "Chris and alcohol" <br />
** The Tobacky article might as well have been called "Chris and smoking"<br />
** The Christmas article might as well have been called "Chris and Christmas"<br />
** The Wikipedia article might as well have been called "Chris and Wikipedia"<br />
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And you pretty much get the point from this point forward, however, whenever people attempt to make new Chris and, articles, many of the attempts seem to be complete failures. For example, the user page, "Chris and depression", didn't make it as a Chris and... article because it was highly speculative on a condition that Chris might not even have at all, and the user page "Chris and reliability" also didn't make it as a Chris and... article because it could all just as easily be explained better in other articles like "Chris and hypocrisy" and "Chris and negotiation".<br />
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In my opinion, a Chris and... article should mainly revolve around broad topics such as:<br />
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**Major Aspects of his life (e.g. "Chris and death", "Chris and religion", etc.)<br />
**His Personality/Psyche (e.g. "Chris and anger", "Chris and stress", etc.)<br />
**His opinions on society (e.g. "Chris and politics", "Chris and race", etc.)<br />
**His means of communication (e.g. "Chris and writing", "Chris and negotiation")<br />
**His knowledge of the industry and business, which is especially relevant given the Financhu Crisis (e.g. "Chris and business", "Chris and copyright", etc.)<br />
**His skills (e.g. "Chris and art", "Chris and music", etc.)<br />
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I'd recommend writing about a broad topic when it comes to Chris and... articles since Chris and... articles need to be of decent length, and writing these articles around a broad topic will guarantee the article is of decent length. They should also go into more detail on the basics of who Chris is. I feel like the Chris and... articles should be made as a means of introducing people who are new to the Chris-Chan bubble to what makes Chris, Chris.<br />
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Finally, despite my new Chris and... articles ("Chris and oration" and "Chris and journalism") being approved by a few Cwcki users who've looked at them, since they both seem to be important topics that haven't been discussed a whole lot about on this wiki yet, such as Chris' poorly made speeches or how people got to learn about Chris' life, they still haven't gained any approval from admins, which worries me a bit.<br />
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Therefore, I kind of feel like the Chris and gender article needs to improved.<br />
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*My opinion is that gender-related subjects are more relevant to understanding Chris than race, so there's going to be more about that in articles. Feel free to shuffle things around if you see there's too much duplicate commentary, but, on the Gender page, there should probably still be at least a summary of stuff like his views on women's rights, misandry, etc, while linking to the main articles. About your "Chris and" articles... don't worry about the admins. The only active one is Canine, and he's said he doesn't really moderate the wiki (he said this when people asked him whether Chris and politics would be a good article, and he deferred to the wiki editors to decide that). [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 15:00, 1 August 2017 (UTC)<br />
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== Deletion ==<br />
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Two questions:<br />
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Question one: Do you think [[Chris and nostalgia]] is fixable? It's quite short. Not quite as bad as [[Chris and zealotry]].<br />
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Question two: Can I please get you to delete some stuff that's been sitting around for way too long? <br />
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#[[Inventions]] - tagged since 2013, almost no inbound links<br />
#[[Heathchan]] - empty<br />
#[[29 December 2014]] - empty<br />
#[[Skurvypete]] - empty, blanked by creator<br />
#[[Omar Woodley]] - no relevance to the wiki<br />
#[[Court sightings]] - redundant to [[26 December 2014]]<br />
#[[Holliday Greetings to Karen Riley]] - empty<br />
#[[Chris Compared to other infamous Internet people]] - personal essay with no wiki relevance<br />
#[[Pink sapphires rolex replica figurine]] - empty<br />
#[[Key Pieces Of Baby Pink Bandage Dress]] - empty<br />
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[[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] ([[User talk:Apostrophe|talk]]) 03:59, 17 November 2017 (UTC)<br />
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*[[Minor CWC-isms]] should also be deleted, since the merge tag has been added since 2009, and overall, it's more efficient to make an index of all of the CWC-isms. [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 17 November 2017 (UTC)<br />
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I think Nostalgia has some potential. Maybe it could be written like [[Chris and brand loyalty]], with sections for things he's really nostalgic about (high school, Megan, BronyCon, etc).<br />
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And sure, I'll start on the deletion list.<br />
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Has all the content from Minor CWC-isms been moved over? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 06:38, 17 November 2017 (UTC)<br />
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*Yes, everything has been moved, it's just that most of the content has been commented because I didn't finish making all of the entries yet. [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 17 November 2017 (UTC)<br />
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*Could you delete the [[Gaybian]] page? That never needed to be an article in the first place. [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 19 November 2017 (UTC)<br />
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::I think a redirect would work better, since there are a lot of pages that link to Gaybian. I'll transfer the content to Homos. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 22:35, 19 November 2017 (UTC)<br />
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::Merged in [[Gaybian]]. Does it look okay where it is? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 22:02, 20 November 2017 (UTC)<br />
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::Sorry for the late reply. To me, the gaybian page, doesn't really need an entire section in any article either, it's probably better as a brief mention, or an entry in the CWC-isms page. Speaking of the Homos page, I don't really think "Homos" really classifies as a CWC-ism, as it's already a modern slang word for homosexual people. I'm mentioning this, because when I was cleaning out the CWC-ism navigation template, I've noticed that a few of the items weren't actual CWC-isms, like "Heart Level", since Chris never called anything his "Heart Level", it's just a colloquialism trolls throw around to refer to Chris' "shattered" heart. If anything, "shattered heart" seems like the real CWC-ism. [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 24 November 2017<br />
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::Could you delete the Al-Qaedas redirect page?<br />
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== Patreon ==<br />
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Do you think we should add a Patreon tracker, or, like, a list of how much people are pledging to him at the beginning of each month (when they get charged) to the Patreon page? -[[User:GhostofKittyChandler|GhostofKittyChandler]] ([[User talk:GhostofKittyChandler|talk]]) 18:15, 19 November 2017 (UTC)<br />
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*The stats are on [https://graphtreon.com/creator/Sonichu Graphtreon]. We could link to that. Manually updating a list on the CWCki might work, but would need someone entering in the number every month. Some tried with the Patreon entry in [[Chris and money#Fan Funding]] but it ended up out of date. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 22:35, 19 November 2017 (UTC)<br />
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**I'll totally update it per month, I love having shit to do on a monthly basis. I'll see if I can get all the numbers from the first of each month since he started his Patreon and make a graph on the page, too. -[[User:GhostofKittyChandler|GhostofKittyChandler]] ([[User talk:GhostofKittyChandler|talk]]) 01:13, 20 November 2017 (UTC)<br />
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:Nice work on the Patreon list. Interesting to see his total profit. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 22:02, 20 November 2017 (UTC)<br />
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==About Marvin==<br />
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I am a little out of the loop, but who is Marvin? I know he kind of owns the site, but what is his user name? Since you are the most knowledgeable user in this site, can you tell me? -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] 0:53, 6 December 2017 (UTC)<br />
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*Marvin is one of Chris's trolls. He played the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] during the Emily date. He's also been involved behind-the-scenes with trolling Chris. And yeah, he owns the CWCki - his username here is [[User:Canine|Canine]]. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 02:49, 6 December 2017 (UTC)<br />
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==An Important Question==<br />
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Who is in control of the icons? The cwcki needs icons for Jessica Quinn and additional shirts. Who can I talk to? -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] 22:34, 15 December 2017 (UTC)<br />
*I think that someone just needs to make them. For example, the Financhu Crisis didn't have an icon until I made one. -[[User:Windows OS|Windows OS]] ([[User talk:Windows OS|talk]]) 22:26, 15 December 2017 (UTC)<br />
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== Good work! ==<br />
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Good work on putting up the [[MAGfest]] article so quickly! (And also thank you for just generally all your work on the site.) --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 19:07, 7 January 2018 (UTC)<br />
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*Thank you. I was just the first to start the MAGfest page - it had other contributors, too. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:09, 8 January 2018 (UTC)<br />
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==Idea Guy's Identity==<br />
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Now that we know who is the Idea Guy, we should update Da Update. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 22:52, 22 January 2018 (UTC)<br />
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==Vandalizer present==<br />
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Goes by the name of desudesudesu. It would be nice if he was banned. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 01:33, 27 January 2018 (UTC)<br />
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==On Da Update and other concerns==<br />
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What constitute as worthy news for Da Update? Can it be from minor updates on Chris from Kiwi Farms? Also [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Talk:Sonichu_the_Animated_Series this message] worries me as I am the creator of the current Sonichu TAS page. Will this page be deleted and will I get banned for this? -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 22:23, 7 March 2018 (UTC)<br />
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I would personally relax about this. Champ's been retired for a long time and his deletion of the original TAS page came out of the blue (IIRC, no one was expecting it, not even the current admins of the website). Also, I actually do support the new TAS page as I have believed that the deletion of the original page left a gaping whole in the wiki. My message was made just to make sure people know about what happened.<br />
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tl;dr: Relax.<br />
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-[[User:Windows OS|Windows OS]] ([[User talk:Windows OS|talk]]) 23:57, 7 March 2018 (UTC)</div>
Windows OS
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Sonichu_the_Animated_Series&diff=217522
Talk:Sonichu the Animated Series
2018-03-07T22:00:36Z
<p>Windows OS: /* Quick Warning */ new section</p>
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<div>== Quick Warning ==<br />
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The reason why a page for [[Sonichu_the_animated_series|Sonichu TAS]] didn't exist was because Champ deleted it about two years ago with the reason "Forgot this permutation. I know it's awful me popping out of nowhere to delete it but lifelong ban means lifelong."<br />
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I'm guessing either the original creator of the page or Spazkid was banned off of the CWCki, which resulted in the original TAS page being deleted. I have no idea if this new page would be deleted now, but if it does, now you know why.<br />
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-[[User:Windows OS|Windows OS]] ([[User talk:Windows OS|talk]]) 22:00, 7 March 2018 (UTC)</div>
Windows OS
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Hurtful_Truth_Level&diff=215159
User talk:Hurtful Truth Level
2017-12-15T22:26:44Z
<p>Windows OS: /* An Important Question */</p>
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<div>==Editing your Video Request page==<br />
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Do you have trouble editing the video request page you created? I tried to include two additions from Chris's uploads, "Machine Romans" and "Singing 'All of the Lights'", but when I save, the page refreshes to an empty website. I don't seem to have this issue with any other page. Is just me or you as well?--[[User:Galilean|Galilean]] ([[User talk:Galilean|talk]]) 23:56, 8 August 2016 (UTC)<br />
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Yeah. I can't edit it, either. It's happened with several other pages, too. I asked Marvin about it once, and he said it's a 500 error, something to do with a conflict between the version of Mediawiki used here and the captcha.<br />
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If it happens to you again, you can hit backspace and copy the text from the editing window to your computer, so you don't lose your edits.<br />
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Should we ask Marvin to fix it, or create a new Video Request page for August? The original page might get crowded after awhile. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 01:36, 9 August 2016 (UTC)<br />
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*Yeah, I'm thinking a month by month basis would be the best option. Chris isn't likely to stop these requests since it's free money—there may be over a hundred of these videos by this time next year. <br />
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**If there's no indication that the problem will resolve itself, I strongly recommend just copying everything over into a new page.--[[User:Galilean|Galilean]] ([[User talk:Galilean|talk]]) 03:15, 9 August 2016 (UTC)<br />
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*The only problem with copying to a new page is that some articles link to the original - http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Special:WhatLinksHere/Paid_Video_Requests - it should be easy to fix the links, though. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 04:13, 9 August 2016 (UTC)<br />
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*Marvin fixed the 500 error. I've added the two newest videos. I think we should see how many videos Chris makes in August. If it's more than what he did in July, we could easily split the August stuff into another page. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 07:22, 9 August 2016 (UTC)<br />
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== Chris and Religion ==<br />
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Your subsection on Chris's concept of God was informative but I think somewhat inaccurately conjecturable. It's obvious Chris's statement is an effect of his self-identity issue. But rather than his [[I am STRAIGHT|twisted world view]] that women are "so kind and sweet.. and caring", and that men are "rude, crude, and inconsiderate... causing wars and such", I think this is more a result of Chris's [[ego]]. <br />
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Going off from the traditional assertions of the CWCki, <br />
Chris is so egocentric, he views God as a cosmic gumball machine (Whose's ultimate nature is make him happy). He believes God has a special interest in his life and should only attend to his needs and wants alone. '''God revolves around Chris.'''<br />
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From this, I think it's more reasonable to assume that Chris's [[autism|inference]] here is a result of a need to alter his conception of God in order to better fit his narrative of "what God is". God is an instrument of Chris's will. Chris became Christine, therefore GodJesus became GoddessEmanuelle.<br />
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Since you were the first to analyze Chris's statement, I wanted your input before possibly overhauling your comment.--[[User:Galilean|Galilean]] ([[User talk:Galilean|talk]]) 04:07, 20 August 2016 (UTC)<br />
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Good ideas. It's alright with me if you want to edit the article. I think you're right that he wanted to mold God into his own image because of his ego, but it seems to me that his gender issues plays a role as well. There's a theory that he became transgender because of his binary thought pattern of hating men and praising women. Chris wanting God to be in solidarity with him could be a result of both his ego and views on gender. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:49, 20 August 2016 (UTC)<br />
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== Are you experiencing the same bug? ==<br />
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Hey Hurtful. I really appreciate how you helped me in the past. If you wouldn't mind, I was hoping I could explain a new predicament I have and if you could inform me whether you are experiencing the same bug:<br />
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I recently added a new icon to the Subject Matters: [[Template:(Handouts)|Handouts]]. I had a little difficulty modifying the size of the image, but I eventually got that resolved. At first, I had the template link this new icon to the page you created, [[Paid Video Requests]], but then I realized [[Chris and money]] would be more fitting; so I changed it. <br />
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When I'm logged in, there are no issues. <br />
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But when I'm logged out, the icon image reverts to a larger size and it links back to [[Paid Video Requests]]. Since this happens when I'm logged off, I'm worried this might be what everyone else is experiencing. Could you verify this for me?<br />
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On a curious note, I noticed that two of the pages you recently edited [[Donations Requested, Please]] and [[Donations Required, Serious. Please help]] (which include the new icon), do not have this issue when I'm logged out.<br />
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I know this might seem a little confusing or trivial, but I'd really appreciate your input.<br />
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Thanks again for all your help!--[[User:Galilean|Galilean]] ([[User talk:Galilean|talk]]) 21:51, 15 October 2016 (UTC)<br />
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*It looks fine to me, whether I'm logged in or not - the size is right and it links to Chris and Money. Have you tried using a different browser to view the template? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 06:33, 16 October 2016 (UTC)<br />
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*For whatever reason, it seems to have resolved itself. Sorry for the bother!--[[User:Galilean|Galilean]] ([[User talk:Galilean|talk]]) 16:54, 17 October 2016 (UTC)<br />
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*No problem. Good to see it's working well. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 20:59, 17 October 2016 (UTC)<br />
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==Reply re. Timeline month lists==<br />
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Hi, I remembered how to find out who posts anonymously. I've left a reply to your comment on my own User Discussion page; let me know what you think. In the meantime, as a courtesy, I will revert my edits so that your separate lists of videos and Facebook comments appear at the top of each page. However, I want to also include all that stuff within the timeline as well, day by day, in a traditional "Events" format. Maybe other people will chime in on this issue. I hope this is a satisfactory compromise for now. [[User:Asperhes|Asperhes]] ([[User talk:Asperhes|talk]]) 07:47, 8 May 2017 (UTC)<br />
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*My mistake - I always forget to sign my name on discussion posts. No need to revert changes. I think you've made a good point about your method.[[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:51, 8 May 2017 (UTC)<br />
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== Chris and oration ==<br />
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Here's what I have so far for my oration article:<br />
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'''Chris and Oration'''<br />
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Whenever Chris wants to make a point regarding his opinions or his childlike mindset, one way he’ll attempt to move people is through orating his reasoning onto them. Since Chris lacks some of the basic skills needed to make an effective speech, rarely ever plans out anything he makes, has serious communication problems, and never does research, his speeches always turn out lackluster at best and horrifyingly naive at worst.<br />
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===Chris as a public speaker===<br />
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To put it delicately, Chris simply is incompetent at giving a comprehensive speech that people can follow.<br />
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*He can’t communicate properly<br />
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*He refuses to make a change in himself<br />
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*He lacks respect for opinions that differ from him<br />
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What makes Chris hated by many is that he will make spiteful, hate-filled, sometimes discriminatory comments towards the people he talking about.<br />
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===Common Traits of Chris’ Speeches===<br />
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*Hate Speech<br />
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One reason why Chris is hated by many is that he spews spiteful, hate-filled, sometimes discriminatory comments at [[Megan Schroeder|people]] [[Michael Snyder|he]] [[Pmurt|feels]] are his enemies.<br />
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*Rhetorics<br />
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Whenever Chris writes a speech, sometimes it is because he wants people to consider to view the world through <br />
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*Bias and One-Sided Arguments<br />
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Most Christorians already know that Chris is as stubborn as a mule. This means that regardless of what evidence you give to him that suggests he’s wrong about something, he’ll always try to find some kind of information out of thin air to further verify his beliefs.<br />
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===Political Videos===<br />
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Now that Chris has become more vocal about his political views, it makes perfect sense that Chris will want to orate his views onto other people.<br />
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===Other Examples===<br />
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*Autism Tutorial<br />
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===In the comics===<br />
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At some point in the comics, many of the characters will give a speech regarding their opinions on the current situation. Other times, Chris will use these same comics to write speeches of his own. The comics turn out to be a very good source for learning about Chris’ orating skills.<br />
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For example, towards the end of Episode 17 in [[Sonichu 8]], Sonichu gives a speech about how [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] is not only triggering Chris by giving Rosechu a [[pickle]], but how doing so somehow drags both his and other United States citizens through the mud.<br />
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===See Also===<br />
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*[[Chris and politics]] <br />
*[[Chris and English|Speaking Problems]]<br />
*[[Speech Impediment]]<br />
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{{PoliticalVideos}}<br />
{{Chris and}}<br />
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I would really like to hear your opinion on it so far, and if you think there's anything I might need to improve upon.<br />
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*I like it. Looks good so far. Maybe add a summary of [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]? His "NOW, NOW, NOW!" demand is one of the funniest things he's said. I'll try to think of more examples.<br />
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* I personally think that what this wiki might need is some fact checkers, especially for new articles like mine. Are you any good at fact checking, because I'm not exactly sure if everything in my article is correct or validated, here's the link to the article ---> (https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_oration)<br />
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*I'll take a look. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 22:00, 28 July 2017 (UTC)<br />
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==Chris and gender==<br />
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I've added more onto the Chris and gender page since I've felt that needed serious improvement, but it was orphaned for a while. I was adding pictures onto the article and adding two new sections about Chris' stance on Non-binary genders, and how his views on gender affect what happens in the comics. I also feel like the article itself should revolve more about how Chris views gender as a whole more than how sexist he is since that has been discussed in great depth in two of the Chris and... articles, Women's Rights (Chris and sexism) and Jerks (Chris and misandry). [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] 2:47, 30 July 2017 (UTC)<br />
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*Nice work. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 02:21, 1 August 2017 (UTC)<br />
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*Thank you, but don't you kind of think that the page should have a complete make-over? To me, the page as it is is still riddled with flaws, even with the stuff I added to it. The page itself seems to focus more on how sexist Chris is, as well as the tomgirl saga, both of which already have their own articles, and go into a lot more detail into both, rather than how he views gender as a whole, sort of the same way the "Chris and race" was formatted, showing Chris' opinion on both males and females as well as going into detail on other topics such as stereotypes, Genderqueer, and Androgyny. Generally speaking, about 40% of the articles on this wiki could just as easily become Chris and... articles themselves.<br />
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** For example, the Alchohol article might as well have been called "Chris and alcohol" <br />
** The Tobacky article might as well have been called "Chris and smoking"<br />
** The Christmas article might as well have been called "Chris and Christmas"<br />
** The Wikipedia article might as well have been called "Chris and Wikipedia"<br />
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And you pretty much get the point from this point forward, however, whenever people attempt to make new Chris and, articles, many of the attempts seem to be complete failures. For example, the user page, "Chris and depression", didn't make it as a Chris and... article because it was highly speculative on a condition that Chris might not even have at all, and the user page "Chris and reliability" also didn't make it as a Chris and... article because it could all just as easily be explained better in other articles like "Chris and hypocrisy" and "Chris and negotiation".<br />
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In my opinion, a Chris and... article should mainly revolve around broad topics such as:<br />
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**Major Aspects of his life (e.g. "Chris and death", "Chris and religion", etc.)<br />
**His Personality/Psyche (e.g. "Chris and anger", "Chris and stress", etc.)<br />
**His opinions on society (e.g. "Chris and politics", "Chris and race", etc.)<br />
**His means of communication (e.g. "Chris and writing", "Chris and negotiation")<br />
**His knowledge of the industry and business, which is especially relevant given the Financhu Crisis (e.g. "Chris and business", "Chris and copyright", etc.)<br />
**His skills (e.g. "Chris and art", "Chris and music", etc.)<br />
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I'd recommend writing about a broad topic when it comes to Chris and... articles since Chris and... articles need to be of decent length, and writing these articles around a broad topic will guarantee the article is of decent length. They should also go into more detail on the basics of who Chris is. I feel like the Chris and... articles should be made as a means of introducing people who are new to the Chris-Chan bubble to what makes Chris, Chris.<br />
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Finally, despite my new Chris and... articles ("Chris and oration" and "Chris and journalism") being approved by a few Cwcki users who've looked at them, since they both seem to be important topics that haven't been discussed a whole lot about on this wiki yet, such as Chris' poorly made speeches or how people got to learn about Chris' life, they still haven't gained any approval from admins, which worries me a bit.<br />
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Therefore, I kind of feel like the Chris and gender article needs to improved.<br />
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*My opinion is that gender-related subjects are more relevant to understanding Chris than race, so there's going to be more about that in articles. Feel free to shuffle things around if you see there's too much duplicate commentary, but, on the Gender page, there should probably still be at least a summary of stuff like his views on women's rights, misandry, etc, while linking to the main articles. About your "Chris and" articles... don't worry about the admins. The only active one is Canine, and he's said he doesn't really moderate the wiki (he said this when people asked him whether Chris and politics would be a good article, and he deferred to the wiki editors to decide that). [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 15:00, 1 August 2017 (UTC)<br />
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== Deletion ==<br />
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Two questions:<br />
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Question one: Do you think [[Chris and nostalgia]] is fixable? It's quite short. Not quite as bad as [[Chris and zealotry]].<br />
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Question two: Can I please get you to delete some stuff that's been sitting around for way too long? <br />
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#[[Inventions]] - tagged since 2013, almost no inbound links<br />
#[[Heathchan]] - empty<br />
#[[29 December 2014]] - empty<br />
#[[Skurvypete]] - empty, blanked by creator<br />
#[[Omar Woodley]] - no relevance to the wiki<br />
#[[Court sightings]] - redundant to [[26 December 2014]]<br />
#[[Holliday Greetings to Karen Riley]] - empty<br />
#[[Chris Compared to other infamous Internet people]] - personal essay with no wiki relevance<br />
#[[Pink sapphires rolex replica figurine]] - empty<br />
#[[Key Pieces Of Baby Pink Bandage Dress]] - empty<br />
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[[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] ([[User talk:Apostrophe|talk]]) 03:59, 17 November 2017 (UTC)<br />
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*[[Minor CWC-isms]] should also be deleted, since the merge tag has been added since 2009, and overall, it's more efficient to make an index of all of the CWC-isms. [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 17 November 2017 (UTC)<br />
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I think Nostalgia has some potential. Maybe it could be written like [[Chris and brand loyalty]], with sections for things he's really nostalgic about (high school, Megan, BronyCon, etc).<br />
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And sure, I'll start on the deletion list.<br />
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Has all the content from Minor CWC-isms been moved over? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 06:38, 17 November 2017 (UTC)<br />
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*Yes, everything has been moved, it's just that most of the content has been commented because I didn't finish making all of the entries yet. [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 17 November 2017 (UTC)<br />
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*Could you delete the [[Gaybian]] page? That never needed to be an article in the first place. [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 19 November 2017 (UTC)<br />
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::I think a redirect would work better, since there are a lot of pages that link to Gaybian. I'll transfer the content to Homos. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 22:35, 19 November 2017 (UTC)<br />
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::Merged in [[Gaybian]]. Does it look okay where it is? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 22:02, 20 November 2017 (UTC)<br />
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::Sorry for the late reply. To me, the gaybian page, doesn't really need an entire section in any article either, it's probably better as a brief mention, or an entry in the CWC-isms page. Speaking of the Homos page, I don't really think "Homos" really classifies as a CWC-ism, as it's already a modern slang word for homosexual people. I'm mentioning this, because when I was cleaning out the CWC-ism navigation template, I've noticed that a few of the items weren't actual CWC-isms, like "Heart Level", since Chris never called anything his "Heart Level", it's just a colloquialism trolls throw around to refer to Chris' "shattered" heart. If anything, "shattered heart" seems like the real CWC-ism. [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 24 November 2017<br />
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::Could you delete the Al-Qaedas redirect page?<br />
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== Patreon ==<br />
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Do you think we should add a Patreon tracker, or, like, a list of how much people are pledging to him at the beginning of each month (when they get charged) to the Patreon page? -[[User:GhostofKittyChandler|GhostofKittyChandler]] ([[User talk:GhostofKittyChandler|talk]]) 18:15, 19 November 2017 (UTC)<br />
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*The stats are on [https://graphtreon.com/creator/Sonichu Graphtreon]. We could link to that. Manually updating a list on the CWCki might work, but would need someone entering in the number every month. Some tried with the Patreon entry in [[Chris and money#Fan Funding]] but it ended up out of date. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 22:35, 19 November 2017 (UTC)<br />
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**I'll totally update it per month, I love having shit to do on a monthly basis. I'll see if I can get all the numbers from the first of each month since he started his Patreon and make a graph on the page, too. -[[User:GhostofKittyChandler|GhostofKittyChandler]] ([[User talk:GhostofKittyChandler|talk]]) 01:13, 20 November 2017 (UTC)<br />
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:Nice work on the Patreon list. Interesting to see his total profit. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 22:02, 20 November 2017 (UTC)<br />
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==About Marvin==<br />
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I am a little out of the loop, but who is Marvin? I know he kind of owns the site, but what is his user name? Since you are the most knowledgeable user in this site, can you tell me? -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] 0:53, 6 December 2017 (UTC)<br />
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*Marvin is one of Chris's trolls. He played the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] during the Emily date. He's also been involved behind-the-scenes with trolling Chris. And yeah, he owns the CWCki - his username here is [[User:Canine|Canine]]. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 02:49, 6 December 2017 (UTC)<br />
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==An Important Question==<br />
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Who is in control of the icons? The cwcki needs icons for Jessica Quinn and additional shirts. Who can I talk to? -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] 22:34, 15 December 2017 (UTC)<br />
*I think that someone just needs to make them. For example, the Financhu Crisis didn't have an icon until I made one. -[[User:Windows OS|Windows OS]] ([[User talk:Windows OS|talk]]) 22:26, 15 December 2017 (UTC)</div>
Windows OS
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=2017&diff=212521
2017
2017-10-09T01:02:38Z
<p>Windows OS: /* October */</p>
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<div>{{Ongoing}}<br />
[[File:Lifeiscwc.png|thumb|In 2017, [[Life is Strange|Life was Strange]].]]<br />
'''2017''' is the ninth year of organized trolling. It will also mark the tenth anniversary of [[Chris]]' discovery by 4chan and the creation of the original [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article.<br />
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President [[Donald Trump]] took office on 20 January, in the midst of Chris' ongoing [[Financhu Crisis]]. Despite these obstacles, Chris overcame his [[stress]] to resume work on [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] in earnest and develop a slightly healthier [[Chris and socialization|social life]]. He began to recognize the gravity of his financial situation and tried to improve it by pawning off his [[Relics of Fail|most iconic possessions]] and shilling for his [[Patreon]]. On the other hand, he began harassing an [[DoopieDoOver|online artist]] in an attempt to make a [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]], only to incite a brief but intense period of old-fashioned [[Trolls|trolling]].<br />
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==January==<br />
{{main|January 2017}}<br />
[[File:Cwc 2017-1.png|thumb|Chris in January.]]<br />
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[[Pmurt]] was sworn in as the 45th President of the United States, over Chris's objections. Chris continued complaining about him on [[The United States of America has NO President or Vice President, Whatsoever|YouTube]], [[January 2017 Facebook Posts#USA has no president or vice president|Facebook]] and [[2017 tweets#January|Twitter]].<br />
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The [[Tomgirl]] saga continued, now in its sixth year and with no end in sight. Chris [[January 2017 Facebook Posts#Barred from donating blood|tried to donate blood]] but was told that he couldn't because he is transgender. A Breitbart News editor, Milo Yiannopoulos, briefly featured a photo of Chris, from his 2014 [[OKCupid]] profile, [[Chris in the media#Milo Yiannopoulos|during a lecture]]. Chris's views on [[homos]] continued to evolve, as evidence by an [[January 2017 Facebook Posts#Open letter to Barron Trump|open letter to President Trump's son]], in which Chris commented about losing his homophobia while urging Barron not to become a "[[Chris and hypocrisy|Super Stereotypical, Spiteful and Egotistical Male]]" like the elder Trump.<br />
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==February==<br />
{{Main|February 2017}}<br />
[[File:Love is love 2017 1.jpg|thumb|left|Chris, in February. Pictured at top left, in the white jacket.]]<br />
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Chris was haunted by feelings of nostalgia for his past relationships with the [[gal pal]]s from high school, [[Megan Schroeder]] and his [[Bob|late father]]. He also [[A browsing around an ol' playground|revisited an old playground from his childhood]].<br />
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However, Chris continued to maintain an active social life. He saw ''The Lego Batman Movie'' with a friend and attended events at the [[University of Virginia]].<br />
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Chris mentioned the world of [[CWCville]] again for the first time in years in the form of a text update; as a reaction to President Trump's policies, he declared CWCville to be a sanctuary city. He also revealed that several changes had occurred in his imaginary town since the last update. Namely, he had stepped down as mayor and [[Allison Amber]] had taken his place. <br />
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There were also bizarre new insights into his personal life. He theorized that he had a fetish for [[Sailor Moon]] music, posted that he was used to skunk odor (and compared it to perfume and cologne) and liked a [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] video purporting to transfer fat from his belly to his butt as part of a D.I.Y. gender transition treatment.<br />
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==March==<br />
{{Main|March 2017}}<br />
[[File:Fight_like_a_girl_meme.jpg|thumb|Chris can [[CWC Fighter|fight like a girl]]]]<br />
Chris began March by listing [[stamps]] from his late father's collection on eBay. He repeatedly lied throughout the month that the money would go to [[Financhu Crisis|bills and debtor payments]] - he had actually wasted the profit on toys and video games. Within a week, he had obliterated his profit and was in the red, leading him to beg on Facebook for more sales. White knights quickly bailed him out, raising $41.50 in a single day for him.<br />
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He briefly mentioned the world of [[CWCville]] again, as part of a [[business]] plan to advertise his stamp sales. On St. Patrick's Day, he posted a drawing of [[Son-Chu]], leading to speculation about his reasons. A few days later, he set the record straight on his artistic inspiration for Son-Chu after reading the [[CWCki]]'s article on it, posting a screenshot from the article onto his Facebook, in addition to two prototype designs of Son-Chu. A week later, on 27 March, he revealed a silhouette photo of a Son-Chu figure, as well as a picture of his [[Skylanders avatar]] and declared that those would be featured as prizes for a raffle to be held until [[Honor roll|31 April]]. It led to another boost in sales, earning him $69.50 in revenue over the next five days.<br />
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Chris rediscovered Twitter, clocking in at 68 tweets throughout the month. His messages were generally directed to voice actresses from [[My Little Pony]] and DoopieDoOver (an animator and voice actress for the Planet Dolan YouTube series), and he also responded to a couple of trolls who had questioned his lesbian soul and asked his audience for opinions on a good 3D-scanning app for his phone.. Socially awkward as ever, his messages included:<br />
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*a rant at Tara Strong and her friend about his half-brother [[Cole Smithey]].<br />
*shitposting by discussing his pooping habit with Doopie.<br />
*asking a brony convention, based in California, for gas money to drive there from Virginia.<br />
*saying he was hypnotized by a gif of a furry.<br />
*hitting on Doopie by quoting a line from his "I'm Done Adulting" My Little Pony T-shirt.<br />
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==April==<br />
{{Main|April 2017}}<br />
[[File:April 2017.png|thumb|left|Return of The Classic.]]<br />
During this month, Chris reached the one-year anniversary of the [[Financhu Crisis]]. Fittingly, he and Barb hit new levels of fiscal incompetence.<br />
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Barb failed to budget for payments to Seterus, Inc. (a company specializing in high-risk loans, acting as a middleman between her and the mortgage company, Sunstone). As a result, her bank account was left in the red by over $800. After Chris became aware of it, he noticed that his friends on Facebook (including a real-life, non-troll friend) were suggesting that he get a job, and he went on a tirade in response.<br />
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Hoping to raise money, Chris listed the infamous [[Sonic Totem]] relic on eBay, asking for $1,500. Ebay member [http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=ashuraglitch&ftab=FeedbackAsBuyer&searchInterval=30 ashuraglitch] purchased it less than four hours later. However, Chris immediately wasted $1,150 from the sale on a [[$400 gold necklace]] for Barb and $750 worth of Skylanders products for a raffle contest he was holding. Over the next few days, he spent even more money on his own bills and could not afford to ship the Totem to ashuraglitch.<br />
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Halfway through the month, Barb begged on camera for the fourth time during the Financhu Crisis, claiming to need money for an overdue electrical bill, while wearing the newly-bought [[$400 gold necklace]].<br />
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Eventually, Barb solved their problems by digging into their life insurance, after Chris's fans refused to bail him out of the financial hole and ashurasglitch opened an eBay dispute against him for failing to ship the Totem. Naïve to the how close they came to financial ruin, Chris continued frivolously spending money, ordering a Unicorn Frappuccino from Starbucks using the new supply of cash.<br />
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Looking for more stuff to sell, Chris found [[The Classic]] shirt, thought to have been lost in the [[Destruction of Chris's House]], casually mentioning in his sales pitch that it had been found in a hoard of ruined clothing, which was still wet from firefighters' efforts to combat the house fire. Chris, naïve to the concept of mold, had gone digging anyway, and complained later of a sore throat from the "dirt" and "wall lining". He listed the shirt for $12,000 minimum, and trolls bid it to $25,100. April concluded with Chris making efforts to restore the damaged shirt.<br />
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==May==<br />
[[File:Chris The Classic public1.jpg|thumb|Chris in May 2017, wearing $25,101 of clothes]]<br />
{{Main|May 2017}}<br />
Chris repaired [[The Classic]] and hoped to sell it for thousands of dollars. He [[Live Drawing Streams|resumed work]] on ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''. [[Barb]] made [[Minor Update, Handouts!|a video appearance]] begging for cash.<br />
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==June==<br />
{{Main|June 2017}}<br />
[[File:Chris at UVA Remembers Pulse.jpg|thumb|left|Yep, she's on TV - June 2017]]<br />
Chris was spotted in the [[Wal-Mart|Mal-Wart Region]] by a [[troll|fan]]. Chris was interviewed at a [[UVA Remembers Pulse|Pulse nightclub shooting memorial]] and finally finished [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], then began work on [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]].<br />
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==July==<br />
{{Main|July 2017}}<br />
[[File:0717.jpg|thumb|Chris in July 2017]]<br />
Chris continued with [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]] and [[CLog 07072017|hoped for a Crayola sponsorship]]. Later in the month, he began to interact more with [[DoopieDoOver]], commissioning an idealized self-portrait from her which he began to use as his profile picture on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]].<br />
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==August==<br />
{{Main|August 2017}}<br />
The main events of the [[Saga#Doopie_Saga_.287_March_2017_-_Present.29|Doopie Saga]] took place in the first few days of August, as Chris drove Doopie away with creepy behavior, [[HarassCWCdirectly|tried to win her back]], and ultimately caused her to block him on Twitter and reveal details on their interactions to [[Kiwi Farms]]. In the midst of the saga, Chris also made a [[Night Star#Twitter Sockpuppet|sockpuppet Twitter account]] which he initially denied any connection to, but soon confessed to operating.<br />
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[[File:Cwc_bronycon_2017_3.jpg|thumb|left|Chris at BronyCon 2017]]<br />
Chris went to [[BronyCon]] in Baltimore, where he had a mostly positive experience which helped restore his [[heart level]] after the Doopie Saga. He resumed work on [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]], discussed his plans to make [[CLog 08142017 - More Positive Content|more positive content]], and watched the much-hyped [[Crescent Eclipse|transcontinental solar eclipse]].<br />
==September==<br />
{{Main|September 2017}}<br />
[[File:2llowms.png|thumb|The many faces of madness, September 2017]]<br />
In September, Chris grew even closer to [[Jessica Quinn]], finally declaring her the real-life [[Lovely Weather]]. He agreed to do an interview with the [[Internet Dream Lounge]] podcast to likely be released in October. After a few developments which trolls speculated might signal Chris's ongoing interest, the moribund Doopie Saga came to an end with Chris stating that he was over the incident. On what would be [[Bob]]'s 90th birthday, Chris made [[CLog_09042017_-_Mister_C|an unusually personal video]] reading two previously private [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letters]] from his late father.<br />
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==October==<br />
{{Main|October 2017}}<br />
Chris joined the Kiwi Farms for an [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A 1|Q&A]] with them. He also announced plans to meet Jessica Quinn in person on 6 October, only to have the relationship [[October_2017_Facebook_posts#Quinn_breaks_up_with_Chris_again|collapse]] the day before when Quinn shut down her Facebook account and broke up with him because of trolls reportedly hacking her Facebook account. This caused Chris to [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE |melt down]] in one of the most terrifying displays of tard rage since the start of the Tomgirl saga. The Internet Dream Lounge interview came out on 8 October.<br />
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Windows OS
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Cogsdev&diff=212498
User talk:Cogsdev
2017-10-08T05:00:39Z
<p>Windows OS: </p>
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<div>{{protip|COGSDEV SAYS: account creation [for [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]]] totally disabled for now because i'm getting tired of people registering over and over thinking it'll get them approved faster <br><br />
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if your account was deactivated and you want it back, don't ask me on my cwcki talk page, ask someone in the [[IRC:Contents|irc channel]]<br><br />
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<center><b>and <u>sign your god damn edits</u></b></center>}}<br />
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'''Be sure to read the archives before posting.'''<br />
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[[User:Cogsdev/Archive 1]]<br />
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==A few things==<br />
I've been helping [[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] with image optimization, and in the process, I've come across a few things.<br />
# Wondering if I could have file deletion privileges, so Fs doesn't have to keep checking my userpage and deleting everything for me?<br />
#Is there an "images marked for deletion" tag or something, so we can discuss and get rid of files that don't serve any purpose here? [[:Image:LoriLopez.jpg|Example]] (Uploaders may dispute/defend the merit of the image if they wish.)<br />
#I'm thinking maybe we should have a limit to the number of 'vanity' images you can upload for (specifically) your userpage.<br />
#Similarly, it seems a lot of people upload their fanart just to share it, but they only put it in [[:Category:Fan art]] and don't link it anywhere else. I'm pretty sure CWCki isn't intended to be a dump-all for CWC-related art. That's what [[ED]] (lol) and [[DeviantArt]] are for. And the torrent. <br />
#Lastly, is it really necessary to keep the userpages of vandals like [[User:Sean Connery]] and [[User:CWCki is Communism]]? Couldn't we just delete them and then block them from re-creation?<br />
--[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n&#39; Milf]] 20:14, 6 October 2009 (CEST)<br />
:*Not to be rude, but allow me to answer some of these:<br />
:#I'll think about it. There's already a lot of admins/jerkops and most of them really don't need to do anything, even in a case of vandalism.<br />
:#Just use the regular deletion tag, that works fine. <br />
:#I think most people are good about vanity images. If there's someone who abuses this, an admin or jerkop can say something.<br />
:#The whole idea of the Fan index is to provide a place for people to display their Sonichu/Chris related fan art where people will notice it (as opposed to being drowned in a sea of Sonic recolors on DeviantArt) since PVCC has closed account registration and that's where most people would go to post their fan art. Ideally, we should find ways to incorporate fan art into articles.<br />
:#Eh, it's a good way to shame them. If it gets to be a problem, we'll delete them then.<br />
:Okay, that's all I can think of for now since I need to get some sleep. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:56, 11 October 2009 (CEST)<br />
::*On the note of number 5, I think posting a message saying "BANNED" like we have is sufficient. It's not necessary to make a tribute like [[ED]] or a [http://wiki.patrioticnigras.org/wiki/User:Lolatthefactyouthinkyoucanstopme total Arc De Fail like we do on the Patriotic Nigra Wiki.]--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] [[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:datass.jpg|40px]] 05:06, 26 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Resource Leak==<br />
I could be wrong, but it seems that thumbnails aren't auto-generated. Rather, they are stored server-side for use in a page. The problem is, the thumbnails are horrible space wasters.<br />
[[:Image:Soldier of Love and Honesty.png|This image]] is 11.4kb, however, the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/images/thumb/b/b9/Soldier_of_Love_and_Honesty.png/200px-Soldier_of_Love_and_Honesty.png 200px thumbnail] is 77.6 kb! This seems to be caused by the severe artifacting of the white background in the thumbnail. I don't know if there's anything you can do about this, but I thought I'd let you know. The original image could actually be trimmed to a 200px width without losing any of the art itself. --[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n&#39; Milf]] 23:00, 17 October 2009 (CEST)<br />
*yeah, it's an issue with the image library we're using. i don't think there's really anything i can do about that, but i wouldn't worry too much, we should have more than enough space to accommodate thumbnails. i really do wish we could use imagemagick, though, so we wouldn't have this problem... --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 23:13, 17 October 2009 (CEST)<br />
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==Destin==<br />
I made a mistake and misread Destin's edits. I have already apologized to him. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 11:13, 24 October 2009 (CEST)<br />
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== My Ban ==<br />
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First things first, I suppose. I'll say that I do feel kind of bad about how I reacted to your claims yesterday, Ms. Dev. My reaction was unncessarily aggressive, and I certainly could have defended myself in a much more appropriate way. So, I'm sorry. I apologize for my unruly response and my claim that you and your co-mods had failed.<br />
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However, I'm not quite finished with what I have to say. I find it kind of asinine that you banned me, and ''then'' you came to my discussion page to apologize to me. While I would like to accept your apology, doing that makes it awful difficult for me to take your apology seriously. I accept FS's, and I would accept Champ's, too, if he gave one (though he doesn't really have much to apologize for), but that's because they didn't go ahead and ban me before apologizing.<br />
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That said, I think your reaction to ''my reaction'' is fairly ridiculous, too. You make little sense, and I think you merely banned me because you didn't like being told off. You claim that this Wiki is to document Chris, not mock him? Straight from the article entitled "A Quick Guide to CWCki":<br />
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"So, you wish to edit the wiki on the Internet's most beloved and most hated autistic manchild?"<br />
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This isn't mocking? After reading that, I clicked the "random page" button twice, and I ended up on the page called "CWCipedia", and found the sentence "CWCipedia also serves as the ultimate test of the use of MediaWiki software and software usability, in which it strives to create a platform that even a autistic manchild/lazy fuck can easily use." After reading something like that, I think it's an exceptional load of crap that you're trying to act like this site is designed to document him. It's designed to have laughs at his expense, and you know damn well that it is.<br />
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And why should you care if ''I'' bash him, anyway? After, I'm merely adding to the humor of the site and doing what I'm encouraged to do in the "Quick Guide" section named "POV is the norm" where it says:<br />
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"CWCki's guide is to document the Internet phenomena of Chris-chan for troll purposes. Given that the manchild has clearly shown to be racist, homophobic, and just plain perverted, not to mention he proclaims himself to be some sort of celebrity, it's only fair he gets the negative criticism that comes with being a celebrity.<br />
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So go ahead, bash him."<br />
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As I've pointed out, you don't stop anyone else. In fact, you encourage them. Well, in all fairness, I won't repeat the mistake that you made with me, and, as a result, I won't claim that you wrote that, considering that the history of the page seems to suggest otherwise. But... you don't seem to mind your co-moderators writing it in as a policy for ''your Wiki''.<br />
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Anyway, I made a Chris-bashing edit to a page (which no on else deemed irrelevant enough to have it removed), and, after a load of drama, I'm in the wrong for making that edit? That's horse shit. On top of claiming that you're not here to mock him (which I've already refuted, as far as I'm concerned), you say that I should make more relevant edits. That's also horse shit. I have no obligation to you to make edits how ''you'' see fit. You put people under no obligation to edit the things you want editted whom simply read the Wiki and lurk. But, when people come along, and stop lurking for a bit to add to the humor of the site, they automatically become your minions? That's bullshit. I have no more or less obligation to you than the average lurker; you don't pay me, you don't give me ''exceptional'' priveleges, and I don't want you to do either. I just want to have some fun here and enjoy the site, and my enjoyment doesn't seem to have detracted from the goal of the Wiki in any way. CWCki really isn't serious business, and I'm sure you don't need me to explain that to you. So... I fail to accept the idea that my edit was not acceptable by your Wiki's standards. As I said earlier, I think you're just making stuff up to justify banning me for telling you off.<br />
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All-in-all, my point is this: on top of the fact that your reasons for banning me seem to be either petty, hyprocritical, or both, you're also not going to stop me from making edits to your Wiki by banning me. I'm not even writing these from my normal residence. Plus, there are plenty of proxies, and there are many of other places I can go to get new IPs and make edits, if I so desire. So... we can come to terms on this, and move on, or we can keep playing the pointless ban game, and, well, I'm done rambling here for now. It's your turn to play.<br />
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D-Dizzle, fa reeeeel<br />
--[[User:RevengeOfTheDestinMan|RevengeOfTheDestinMan]] 21:01, 24 October 2009 (CEST)<br />
*well, three things to note, then:<br />
# [[CWCki:CWCki_is#CWCki_is_not_ED]]. we aren't here to mock, we're here to let chris speak for himself.<br />
# as you said, it's my wiki. so, i determine what is acceptable and what is not. i didn't have a problem with you, until you decided to disregard my advice, and told me that you'd continue making what are ultimately pointless edits. i don't like making things into serious business, but when you start being deliberately annoying, then we have a problem.<br />
# i won't look around for any new accounts you make on proxies, but i will be banning this one for ban evasion. you were banned for being a faggot. sure, we made a mistake, so you tell us so. you don't "tell [us] off" if you "just want to have some fun here". if you want your first account unbanned, do something to impress champthom and then ask him nicely<br />
so long as you aren't being a vandal or a faggot, we won't have any further problems. now stop acting like you have any rights around here, it's my site and i'll do whatever the fuck i want to do --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 21:52, 24 October 2009 (CEST)<br />
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# You and I both know that this one isn't true. That's why this Wiki exists while CWCipedia exists. In fact, I remember reading about that somewhere on this site, probably on the CWCipedia page, but I don't care enough to wave it in your face, because we all know that this was made so Chris ''wouldn't'' get to always have his say. ...Quit trying to pass this off as some noble effort.<br />
# I disregarded your advice because it was unwarranted. You have no ''logical'' grounds (though powertrip grounds may apply) to expect some random person to edit things pages that you want them to. Also, as I said, you defy logic by only seeming to care when ''I'' make minor edits, and never when anyone else does. Anyway, why the hell would I want to make major contributions when I get bitched at for making meager efforts? And... as for me being deliberately annoying... honestly? I was refuting the accusations of you and two other moderators. Is it really so annoying to point out that you guys made a mistake? Or was it my irritated tone that was so annoying (and that only occurred once)? Now, I can be a real son of a bitch asshole fucktard vandal if I want to be. I won't. I'm not that way, so I'll spare you and your mods the tedium of chasing through articles to fix edits, but you find me (though angrily) telling you that you were wrong in accusing me to be annoying? Yeah, I guess maybe it ''is'' annoying to realize that you made a mistake, and that this person isn't being totally pleasant with you about it, but there are ways to deal with annoyances (especially fairly minor ones) that are far more logical than banning the person responsible. Yes, I know you have the grand power to kick people off of your Wiki, but, again, I ask that you consider this in ''logical'' terms, where banning people for minor annoyances makes for a tense community. Now, since we've already discussed your amount of power, I suppose you can have a tense community if you really want one, but I doubt you really do want that, and you're only making things worse by the way you keep acting about this. I was hoping you wouldn't react like this to my post here, but... you do make things ever so complicated for both of us....<br />
# 'sure, we made a mistake, so you tell us so. you don't "tell [us] off" if you "just want to have some fun here".' As I thought I made clear, I'm sorry about "telling you off". There's no need to bring that up any more. I'm sorry about it. Chiding me more for it doesn't make me any more sorry. I admit that that was my mistake. However, I think you're confused if you think I was doing it to have some fun. When I was talking about having fun here, I was talking about my edit to the video. I don't bitch at people for fun. Well... maybe... but not in this case. And, yes, you're right. I have no rights here. However, I merely suggest that maybe you treat people as though they do have some rights. It's just a suggestion. It makes your place more enjoyable for everyone, though maybe you don't care about that so much. Once I get back to my normal residence, though, I can easily circumvent your system without you ever realizing. And, in spite of all your hateful rage and rights-denying, I can actually become a valid member of your Wiki (if I actually wanted that). Hell, I could become your best friend if I really wanted to. Imagine that! Me and you, total pals! What a tight-knit posse we could make! Oh, the adventures we'd have! Games of kickball at the park. Tossing a frisbee in a field! Raiding caves for secret treasure! Why, we'd be like Bonnie and Clyde (Cash). Really, imagine that! That's how close we could get, without you ever realizing (though... don't take this the wrong way; I worry that I'm starting to sound like Chris). You get my point... well... assuming you understand that these sentences are drenched with sarcasm. So, yes, do as you please, but your efforts to ban me are pointless, and I really think it's very much in your benefit to act a bit more rationally here, because I really don't think that continuing to ban me and chide me is going to make you look better. I mean... banning me for ban evasion of a ban that I didn't deserve in the first place doesn't really make sense. Please, just think about it a bit. G'day, ma'am. --[[User:MoreDestination|MoreDestination]] 22:29, 24 October 2009 (CEST)<br />
*Sweet Jesus, why didn't you just let it go. Now you are starting some talkpage war over a privately owned wiki about a retarded manchild cause you disagree about how a misunderstanding was handled. Do you want to edit or not? You either edit here and have fun with us or fuck off. Most people find the process pretty simple: Document Chris while being factual yet snarky. Is that so hard? --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:40, 24 October 2009 (CEST)<br />
*There's subtle mocking which is what we do, versus outright "DO IT FOR THE LULZ" sort of mocking ED does. CWCki is relied upon moreso than ED because we don't so much go out of our way to be funny, we focus more on documenting and in documenting Chris, we mock him by pointing out his personal flaws and how fucked up he is. It's a different sort of humor. <br />
:Really, people (and I'm addressing this not just to Destin but everyone reading this), if you ever feel angry about something on CWCki, shut off your computer and take a walk or at least play a game or something like that. Then remind yourself you're getting angry over a wiki about an autistic manchild. <br />
:If this is over the "Jew" thing in [[I Love You Kacey]], I'll tell you what I object about it - it is making a misleading transcript to make a nod at someone. If Chris actually said "Jew," that's alright and yes, Chris does have a tendency to slur "you" so it sounds like "jew" because he's attempting to say "you' in a cutsy way. But that's kinda overdoing it. Maybe if Chris actually says Jew, then it'd be an appropriate nod - it's like how there's an Anonymous quote which the link of Anonymous links to our [[User:Anonymous|beloved #1 user]] (seriously, he's the only dude who registered before me but after cogs). <br />
:Words of wisdom - don't mess with cogs, anyone who knows her well like I do would advise similarly. Ultimately, it's her website and she has the final say. I don't always agree with cogs but I do respect her decisions as founder and I generally avoid trying to undo what she does because that would set a bad precedent. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:15, 25 October 2009 (CEST)<br />
:*Okay, I forgot about Fuckingstupid saying he made a mistake. I've made a similar mistake too before about accusing someone for a bad edit. It happens, we're only human. But really, don't freak out - just say "I believe you're mistaken" and show them. Bitching only makes things worse and makes people less sympathetic to your case, even if you are right. In any case, I wanted to air about the Jew thing.<br />
::Likewise, this is in general, let's try and not bite people's head off in letting them know about bad edits. [[Wikipedia:Don't_bite_the_newcomer|This]] is a decent guide at Wikipedia's approach at this sort of thing and I think it's alright. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:22, 25 October 2009 (CEST)<br />
:::*Exactly, I made a mistake and now we are all paying for it. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 01:34, 25 October 2009 (CEST)<br />
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*destin, you don't quite seem to understand a simple rule of the internet. i own this website. therefore, any ban i hand out is justified, no matter what you might think. rather than bitching on and on about how it's an unjust ban and evading and so forth, you should instead be accepting the ban as valid and working to correct your behaviour, if you wish to contribute. i've told you already: if you give us something useful, we'll unban you. simple, right? we've discussed this more than enough. any further comments from you will be considered vandalism and reverted. --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 02:05, 25 October 2009 (CET)<br />
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:*You should have a ban evasion sub-page so the rest of us don't have to scroll through this tl;dr nonsense lol --15:35, 3 November 2009 (CET)<br />
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== Request ==<br />
A friend of mine was interesting in joing the PVCC.<br />
So, can he join?--[[User:Gourmetpickle|Gourmetpickle]] 22:27, 26 October 2009 (CET)<br />
*probably not, i don't know who he is --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 22:59, 26 October 2009 (CET)<br />
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== How about all videos in one template? ==<br />
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There are 4 or so right now. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 16:56, 28 October 2009 (CET)<br />
*wha...? --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 18:01, 28 October 2009 (CET)<br />
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Captain's log, game videos, other vides, music videos, I'm on TV. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 18:14, 28 October 2009 (CET)<br />
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:*Sonijew, that's the big plan I was hinting at before when I responded to your complaint over me splitting off the game videos. Have patience! I'm working on just such a template piece-by-piece! [[User:Llort|Llort]] 18:42, 28 October 2009 (CET)<br />
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== Hi, regarding renaming/recategorizing pages ==<br />
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[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009]] should be [[Gaybian videos]] and in Clyde Cash videos. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 08:27, 31 October 2009 (CET)<br />
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And the similar thing for [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009]] too. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 08:46, 31 October 2009 (CET)<br />
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:*I'll see what I can zap up for ya... :3 [[User:Llort|Llort]] 19:19, 31 October 2009 (CET)<br />
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[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009]] is no Captain's Log too. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 16:42, 3 November 2009 (CET)<br />
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==Re; player plugin==<br />
[[Image:Awesome micro.png|Awesome]], I'll get to work on gathering clips and putting together a tutorial page. --[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n&#39; Milf]] 15:35, 3 November 2009 (CET)<br />
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== Cogs ==<br />
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Ahoy, I want to finally join PVCC in the interest of gathering more information to help me write moar CWCki, and I figured you were the one to pester about how to go about doing this. --[[User:Sonicow|Sonicow]] 23:10, 7 November 2009 (CET)<br />
*Unless account activation just ''happens'' to be totally deactivated which I now notice at the top of the page. FML --[[User:Sonicow|Sonicow]] 23:12, 7 November 2009 (CET)<br />
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==Succession template==<br />
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The changes that you made to [[Template:Succession]] caused existing instances of the template to stop functioning properly. I tried a couple times to remove what looked to me to be redundant or erroneous code, but I still couldn't get the template working again. Do you think you might be able to fix whatever went haywire? [[User:Llort|Llort]] 03:56, 10 November 2009 (CET)<br />
*check the template page. previously, the parameters weren't named, it decided which was which based on its number. if you want to save time, i'd recommend using the template in a new template and set the prevlink and nextlink parameters as {{{1}}} and {{{2}}} respectively - that way, you won't have to enter all the parameters every time, just enter {{NewTemplate|Previous Article|Next Article}} and it'll be fine. --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 11:20, 10 November 2009 (CET)<br />
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==I have a Question==<br />
Is it true you're a girl?--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 23:30, 20 November 2009 (CET)<br />
*If you look inside your heart, you will find the answer. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:53, 21 November 2009 (CET)<br />
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I have one too: Who is the Sysop on Cwcipedia? Is it you? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 23:56, 20 November 2009 (CET)<br />
*Cogs and myself share Sysop privileges but I only intervene when necessary, such as when she posted a card image that only a troll would have had access to, since it came from the leaked [[Scrapbook of Fail]] or when I recommended that Chris do a heart level thing (which a CWCkipedian came up with) or when I moved a message Cogs posted to the top since Chris is a lazy ass who wouldn't see it at the bottom. But otherwise, yeah, it's cogs 99% of the time. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:47, 21 November 2009 (CET)<br />
**I think Champthom and Cogsdev are a pretty brave guy, ethy wade through unfiltered Chris everyday and dosen't afaraid of insanity.--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 03:53, 21 November 2009 (CET)<br />
**clyde has access too, he's been helping with the mailbag shit --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 22:13, 21 November 2009 (CET)<br />
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== [[My big 18th party (story)]] ==<br />
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Could you please remove the (story) from this title? There's no need for it. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 05:15, 3 December 2009 (CET)<br />
*Oh, and please to be moving [[R.L.Stine]] to [[R.L. Stine]]. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 17:22, 3 December 2009 (CET)<br />
:*Mucho grassy ass. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 23:48, 3 December 2009 (CET)<br />
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== Sig. Images ==<br />
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Do you know if there's a way I can make my little image after my signature automatic without typing the code after every signature? Let me know if you know how or who I should talk to. --[[User:Anon1Guardian|Anon1Guardian]] 23:28, 5 December 2009 (CET)[[Image:anonlaugh.png|50px]]<br />
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Help/Markup#Customized_sigs ED has some info on customizing sigs] --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 20:20, 6 December 2009 (CET)<br />
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== Taxpayermoney ==<br />
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You did realize my edit to {{tl|Taxpayermoney}} was to remove a redlinked category, right? I have since made the category, so we both win. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 07:12, 10 December 2009 (CET)<br />
*huh? the purpose of my edit was to remake the whole template in wikitext, you made the edit after i started editing but before i hit submit. also what's up with [[Template:tl]], you link to a template like this:<br />
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<nowiki>[[Template:Taxpayermoney]]</nowiki><br />
i think i added that template because some weird wikipedia template depended on it. oh well, guess i'll leave it there, don't want to break anything<br />
--[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 06:25, 11 December 2009 (CET)<br />
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==Problem with page titles==<br />
Some people are complaining about page titles, like apparently they've suddenly broken. For instance, Pokemon (with the dash over the e) suddenly turned into '''Pokémon.''' Same deal with Regime Fil Aimes. Sounds more like a technical MediaWiki deal, any idea what's going on? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:32, 10 December 2009 (CET)<br />
*probably a database error. i imagine it has something to do with unicode, so maybe it should be policy to only use ordinary characters(i.e., no accents) in page titles? --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 06:29, 11 December 2009 (CET)<br />
**If that's going to be a problem, be sure to change [[Naïve]] --[[User:Megaman|<font face="Impact" color="blue" size="2px">''Megaman!''</font> ]] [[Image:MegaManXRunning.gif]] 07:20, 11 December 2009 (CET)<br />
:*Since this is old news, I removed the brackets from the word 'Pokémon,' to get it off the "Wanted Pages" list. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 23:49, 8 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Proofreading ==<br />
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Any chance we could organize some sort of proofreading drive? I've noticed far too many typos and grammatical errors in the articles, not to mention bad wiki formatting. (For instance, the proper way to bold the text at the start of an article is <nowiki>'''like this'''</nowiki>, but most articles have it <nowiki>[[like this]]</nowiki> instead.) [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 08:03, 11 December 2009 (CET)<br />
*With authority granted to me by my admin powers, I hereby dub you Head Grammar Nazi in charge of The Final Solution to addressing the grammar problem on CWCki. [[:CWCki:Operation Grammatification]] is yours to do with as you will to organize a proofreading drive. You have also been cleared for Super High Priority on the [[:CWCki:Priority Listing|priority list]].<br />
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:Also, what's the dillio with the bolding? I mean, if you're referring to the article name, you can do that because 1) it's the article itself and 2) it saves a few bits because it takes one less character to do it and 3) it works. Perhaps our resident [[User:Wwwwolf|wiki <strike>pedo</strike> wizard]] can clear it up. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:25, 11 December 2009 (CET)<br />
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:*Proofreading drive?! To me, that's virtually pornographic. ''Definitely'' fap-worthy. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 08:48, 11 December 2009 (CET)<br />
*I created [[CWCki:Operation Grammatification]]. Care to help me shill it? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 19:17, 11 December 2009 (CET)<br />
:*P.S. Do I need to be a jerkop to have pagemove rights? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 19:32, 11 December 2009 (CET)<br />
:**I will gladly assist you, good sir. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 21:03, 11 December 2009 (CET)<br />
*can people please stop using html for tables? wiki tables exist for a reason, please [http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Help:Table learn to use them] --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 02:18, 12 December 2009 (CET)<br />
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== Re: PVCC logo ==<br />
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Here's a link to the PVCC logo in illustrator format.[http://www.4shared.com/file/137811560/b1a824eb/PVCClogosmall.html] It's free use(libre) if that wasn't already implied, sorry for taking so long to respond, har. Drop me a message if you want anything else vectorized or whatever. --[[User:Ror|Ror]] 19:52, 15 December 2009 (CET)<br />
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==Steam==<br />
Do you manage the Steam PVCC user group, and if so, are there any requirements to join? --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 12:43, 27 December 2009 (CET)<br />
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==Emails sent to chris.==<br />
If you are the sysop of cwcipedia, please include my newest email sent to him, on Jan 7. The text can be found on my user page.<br />
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==Asperpedia Ad for intro image==<br />
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/3276/asperpediaad.jpg<br />
Idea:<br />
1. Replace "introduction image"<br />
2. Protect image so can't be replaced or reuploaded<br />
3. Profit<br />
[[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 03:05, 10 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Special:ListFiles==<br />
Can you take a look at [[Special:ListFiles]]? The page loads the list of files, but the search function is broken... it worked on the 110MB CWCki, and was really useful. Thanks in advance =) --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 04:34, 11 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
*works fine for me, but i haven't tested it much. what exactly was the problem? --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 15:35, 13 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
**Compare these: [http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Special:ListFiles?limit=50&ilsearch=Schu&title=Special%3AListFiles New CWCki] and [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Special:Imagelist?limit=50&ilsearch=Schu&title=Special%3AImagelist Old CWCki]. The same files exist on both sites, but one search is pulling up all file names that include the characters "Schu" while the other only pulls up one. And weirdly it's picking the one where the characters exist in the middle of the name, rather than the beginning. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 03:14, 19 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
***that is pretty weird... it doesn't seem to recognise the first character of a search. i'll look this up but i'm not sure what i can do to fix it. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 22:36, 19 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== My videos ==<br />
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I'm not sure if you'll want these or not; but if you're recording everything Chris dose then you may want the videos I've posted on my user page. <br />
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If not you should check 'em out anyway... I find it funny how Chris thinks every voice he can do is better than ours.<br />
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http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User:Jester<br />
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==Implement Database CGI for listing Chris's Videos?==<br />
I have come under the impression that the [[List of Videos|list of Chris's video ]] is starting to become crowded, and that it's only going to become worse. Moreover, I think that it would be nice if we can have a script that could sort his videos by his date, his performance type, etc.<br />
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So I thought that it would be nice if we use a CGI program that could list/sort his videos.<br />
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I have knowledge with websites, and I have dealt with CGI programs before. Japanese websites are the best for finding a free CGI database program, which I am able to translate so that it would fit into the CWCki. (if time permits, of course)<br />
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But for now, do you agree with this idea?<br />
--[[User:Shogun|Shogun]] 00:58, 2 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
*i thought that's what [[Table of Videos]] was for --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 13:17, 5 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Repeat PVCC Registration Attempts==<br />
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I'm not sure about anyone else, but I think one reason behind this is because the page has no prompt confirming when you've successfully submitted the request (At least I didn't get one). I had a lot of trouble with the confirmation code and I had no idea I'd got it right until it told me that the name was already in use. I used the same name I used on here, so I figured [[Liquid Chris|someone else]] had taken it. I started trying another name and figured I was just screwing up the confirmation code again until it told me that the other name had been taken. I finally got the hint after that.<br />
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TL;DR: I think a prompt confirming that a new account is awaiting confirmation would cut down the repeat registrations. [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 15:16, 5 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
*it's supposed to tell you that your account has been submitted and is awaiting approval. if it isn't, then that's probably the result of errors left over from the move from 110mb. i might just disable registrations entirely and manually make accounts for people if that's the case, since it'll be kind of hard to fix --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 16:41, 5 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*Yeah, I was registering an account last night, and I accidentally set up 2 profiles! You need to fix that shit Cogs, and undo my permaban. <br />
--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 22:28, 26 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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** Honestly when I tried to register, and forgive me if I registerd more than once, I kept getting a message declaring that I had fucked up the confirmation code, hopefully it's just my inability to figure out the PVCC's conifrmations code style.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 4:56, 7 March 2010 (EST)<br />
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it's broken, and i can't be arsed fixing it because it's not like i approve new accounts anyway --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 12:48, 10 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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* Yeah that is true seeing as if you did PVCC would overflow with ED users posting "such marvelous gems of threads" such as "Ivy wuz a blowup doll lol" or some stupid shit lke that.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 8:08, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I tried to register, but no response. In the case that you might manually authorise me (or not), I'd like to join PVCC because I've thought up some good trolling schemes and I'd like to put them in to action. If you'd like to hear my ideas or otherwise want to talk to me further, respond on my talk page. [[User:Joe Da Moo|Joe Da Moo]] 21:00, 5 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Yeah, I just tried registering a little while ago and I got a 500 error or something with no confirmation e-mail. Do you think you could confirm my account, please? I assure you I'm not an ED fag. --[[User:Mezase Master|Mezase Master]] 07:33, 26 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Color coding and stuff ==<br />
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Two questions:<br />
# I'm trying to reformat the IRC chats, and that includes color coding. What color do you want to be?<br />
# I'd kinda like to sign up for the PVCC. Is it even worth trying?<br />
Thanks a bunch. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:41, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
* well, i don't think there's any particular rules regards color coding, and i don't mind so long as it's easily readable. also, go ahead and sign up for PVCC, we kind of need some new users anyway. just uh, keep in mind i might forget to approve you, and only sign up once(even if it looks like the attempt failed) --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 19:47, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
**I think I signed up twice because I fucked up the Captcha. My bad. :( --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:45, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Community Portal rename=%3D<br />
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Just curious, is it possible to rename Community Portal? I mean, it's a fine name but maybe we should give it something more CWC related? We could solicit some feedback but first I'm wondering if it's possible. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:51, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
* well, that's the default name mediawiki gives it. i was thinking we could do what most other wikis do, and have the community portal be... well, a portal, to other discussion pages about various topics. thoughts? --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 17:38, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== A small question ==<br />
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I want to know, is it possible to add a new "Chris and..." page regarding his lack of knowledge about science or "biologee" at least? It could include "recycling", and how the Sonichu's and Rosechu's biology is not something that could live in any world real or pokemon without becoming extinct in less than 100 years.<br />
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P.S. Sorry if it comes out awkward. this is my first post and i'm still not completely used to the format.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:25, 9 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== PVCC Registration ==<br />
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Excuse my bothering you via the CWCki but I submitted a registration for the PVCC and I'm just posting here to let you know it's me and not some troll. I was mainly interested in just finding and updating some article citations on the CWCki using posts from the PVCC - some of which currently link to the old PVCC forum. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:55, 13 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I have also submitted a registration so that I can start making good edits to this wki, but I also understand that in the past you've grown to hate a few new members here or there, so I understand if I'm not approved.[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 20:40, 11 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Yet another person who registered in vain. On "CWCki is" it says the CWCki is not a forum. The PVCC should be the forum for CWCkians (I refuse to use the term CWCkipedians). #sonichu is not a forum but a chat room, and /cwc/ seems to be regarded as a lesser community from what I gathered. Is there some sort of elitism in keeping the PVCC locked away from anyone new? --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 05:42, 1 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
*it's not like there's anything worth joining for, it's barely about chris anymore. the reason why nobody new is allowed in is because they wouldn't fit in and it's a pain to deal with people making accounts all the time that will never be approved. regards the cwcki having some sort of forum, i guess the community portal should really be sorted into more of a... well, portal. your edit has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. thank you for your time and efforts. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 00:30, 2 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
*So it's now all in-jokes and such now? Makes me even sadder to be a n00b, then. I'm always late to anything good. Might as well make whatever Chris-related stuff there freely viewable, then, and then have private sub-forums for the in-jokes. As Anonymax said, some citations link to the PVCC.<br />
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Also, the Community Portal seems like a CWCki-wide version of the discussion pages, which are meant to be strictly for improving the content of the page. I was looking for a place to intelligently (read: without clowns screaming "Dig up Patti!" and "JULAY!") discuss Chris. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 02:49, 2 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Contacting the Wallflower==<br />
In light of Chris dropping her full name on the Cwcipedia, do you think it'd be a good idea to let the Wallflower know that Chris is putting information up on her? It looks like he may even make a full page dedicated to her. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 02:57, 19 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Wallflower Policy==<br />
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Hi Cogs. Since [[user:Ronichu|newfags]] and [[user:Ronichu|retards]] keep constantly asking about it, I've drafted a section which I've termed "The Wallflower Policy". Can you approve, ammend or reject it for the main Wallflower page? It's at [[Talk:The_Wallflower#Stating CWCki Policy]].<br />
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== What is your problem? ==<br />
What are you doing Cogs? What have you got against me? I don't like Chris or Sonichu beyond anyone else here, I don't do any of the furry sex stuff that Sonichu and the others do, and I haven't taken any of this twitter crap onto the CWCki. All I do is fuck around a few minutes day making jokes about killing Sonichu's kids. Why is this necessary? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:00, 29 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
* you fly with the crows, you get tarred with the same brush. or however that saying goes. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 17:05, 29 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
**Is there anything I can do to get that removed? I don't want to cause a big argument on here and I don't want to be involved in the whole Twitter thing if its going to cause all this. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:08, 29 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
***Yeah, I'm with Edward. Anything that can get us started on the road to redemption? My Twitter accounts have been dead for 2 days now (since YawningSquirtleRedux warned me to stay away from them), and my Twitter days are over and done with. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 17:11, 29 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Redirect problem. ==<br />
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I can't access any cogsdev.org sites from my home internet. It says there's some sort of redirect problem. Is there anything you can do to fix this?<br />
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Thanks a bunch. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:28, 1 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
*your IP probably got blocked for spamming requests. wait for your IP to change, and in future, don't use firefox --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 22:40, 1 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
*It's not Firefox to blame. I was using Chrome before I had problems. I suspect it's a rare server error and the page which handles the error message for it causes the large amount of requests. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:14, 2 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*Well it's working now. The firefox message mentioned looping requests, but in the future I can use Chrome, if you think that'll help.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:48, 2 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*The redirect loop is probably how the server handles blocks. I'm still unsure as to why there is a mass of requests being sent to the server - apparently before we encounter the redirect loop. I ended up blocked due to request spam - and I wasn't using Firefox. --01:53, 2 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== sorry about rolling back that edit ==<br />
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chrome decided it didn't want to redraw itself anymore --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 17:12, 20 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== I beg forgiveness ==<br />
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I will pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. I understand what I must not do. This will carry over into future operations and circumstances. What can I do to prove my loyalty to the motherland?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:44, 12 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*quit bein a fag --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 08:48, 12 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
**understood.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:50, 12 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== About deleting that template ==<br />
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I know what I did really lacked good judgment and I apologize for acting like an idiot. I should have waited for an admin's opinion before doing anything. If you give me back my jerkop status, I can guarantee such thing will not happen again. --[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 15:46, 12 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
* ask champthom in a week or so, tell him i said you could have your jerkop status back then --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 16:26, 12 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*OK, thanks.--[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 16:29, 12 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==My case for keeping Afternoon around==<br />
I hate to bother you, but I think it's only fair that you hear my defense of ''Afternoon'' before it gets axed. I really don't think it fits any of the criteria you define as bad fanworks. It's not my attempt at rewriting ''Sonichu''; I don't retread any of the plot. Kitty isn't an original character. I know that she acts wildly out of her original characterization in my story, but that's true of most fanwork. Even the great ''Sonichu is Dead'' had the title character behaving completely different from how Chris writes him. And Kitty isn't my fursona; I'm not a furry and I have no fursona. I know I've semi-jokingly described her as a bit of a Sue in past, but I just meant that she was fun to write. ''Afternoon'' isn't some kind of power fantasy; it's just about torturing Chris's least popular characters for the amusement of the readers. If you still think it's not relevant to the wiki or that Chris's own role in it isn't big enough, I'll respect your decision and take the thing elsewhere. I just wanted you to hear my side of the story. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 03:33, 13 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==I need something answered...==<br />
Chris has been very quite lately. So I want to do something to piss him off and get him back on [[Youtube]]. Something so original, not even the [[Clyde Cash|King of Trolling]] himself could of thought up. So here is the big question: What hasn't any troll done or would think of doing that would effect Chris to the point of yelling at a camera?<br />
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[[User:Galaxyguy159|GalaxyGuy159]]<br />
*First of all, sign your posts properly. It's 4 tildes (~) after your post. Secondly, this is not a trolling site. This is a site to document Chris' actions. If you want a trolling base, go elsewhere. Finally, if there were something someone thought of to get Chris back, they would either A: Execute the plan him/herself, B: Give the plan to a more experienced troll, or C: Give the plan to a trusted FA. Any way you look at it, the plan wouldn't be put on a wiki and it wouldn't be given to an inexperienced member, which includes not only you, but almost everyone on this wiki (e.g. me). [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 18:35, 2 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:*The above is FACT. Also, the best trolls don't plan on trolling. Asperchu was just a couple of oneoffs, for instance, and Liquid never imagined things would get as big as they did. If you want my tip, TRY things. People will call you a faggot, but that's because until something works all plans SOUND retarded because nobody aside from Chris would ever fall for them. So, in short, DO IT FAGGOT, don't be afraid to try things but don't fuck with other trolls plans, and lurk more. And... Yeah. This isn't a trolling place, only for documenting, so take your questions elsewhere in the future. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 18:50, 2 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== Favicon ==<br />
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Cogs, any way we could get a favicon for the CWCki? Like, maybe a brown and yellow Pokeball? We can solicit suggestions from users, but it'd help to ask you first if that's something you could do.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:54, 23 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== CWCipedia archive ==<br />
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*As I am dealing with the 110mb external links, I found that this archived version of CWCipedia includes unreverted vandalism on March, such as those on the [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag_51 mailbag] pages, is it supposed to be so? Regards, [[User:Nechita|Nechita]] 02:48, 24 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== PVCC registration ==<br />
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I know that many people are being annoying by reregistering, but you really shouldn't completely disable registration, as there are some people (including me) that would be a good addition to the forum that are shut out by this. Not sure if the forum software allows for this, but maybe you could disable registering more than once per person (possibly by ip adress and/or cookies?) [[User:Sodahollic|Sodahollic]] 14:40, 25 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
*Registration of accounts is done on a basis of time spent hanging around IRC and your behavior there, contribution to the CWCki, or at the discretion of the forum admins. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 16:16, 25 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== What? ==<br />
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My parents are divorced..so yeah, I live in ND some of the time and VA the rest...though it is true that I no longer work at Wal-Mart (as of about 3 weeks ago).<br />
--[[User:Kitsune|Kitsune]] 13:41, 23 December 2010 (PST)<br />
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==Denouncing past faggotry==<br />
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Hello Cogs, long time no see. I just wanted to apologize for this past drama involving Legi0n and other sites I would rather not get into. I've had some time away from the CWCki to rethink my poor choices in judgement, and I just wanted to say that I'm willing to get off to a fresh start to benefit this site, as well as its users. I cannot promise anything to you, but the most I can do is try so that nothing like what I caused in the past ever happens again. I am sincerely sorry, and I will do my best to stay out of everyone's way in the future. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 09:33, 10 February 2011 (PST)<br />
*Cogs has had some "away time" too. Three edits since September, and the last one was a month ago. Champ's the only active admin. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(Talk)]] [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|(Contributions)]] 09:37, 10 February 2011 (PST)<br />
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==I'm not sure if I can do this but==<br />
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I'd like to contest the blocks of Ror and Pfargtl9000 (sorry, Goatselover, but you don't do much) on the grounds that Ror has a Gold Star Bounty and a Requested Template Award (both of which prove that he's useful and is here to contribute) and because Pfargtl9000 has nearly 2,500 edits spanning over a year. They both are useful to the wiki and I think blocking them for a year for holding an opinion/misconception (especially when the wiki is already sieving veteran editors) is counterproductive. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 10:28, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
* this wiki is overmaintained, i don't really care --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 22:53, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==ThePCAssassins Prank Calls Page==<br />
Other than the obvious exploitation of CWC for eFame is there any reason why the prank calls shouldn't be recorded here? Sure, most of the information is irrelevant or we already know about the so called insights Bob gives but I'm sure eventually something good might come of it. Probably. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 05:51, 19 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
* no [[User:Sully|Sully]] 20:12, 19 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Publishing a book about Chris Chan ==<br />
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I was wondering if you would be interested in possibly working together in publishing a book about Chris Chan, based on content from this website. I am part of a small publishing company. I saw the public domain status of this website, though writing a book is still something I would want to be a joint effort. If this website accepts donations, I could donate part of any money I receive, though I can't really negotiate anything formal.<br />
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Please let me know what you think. I think a book about Chris Chan would be pretty epic.<br />
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:[[User:Publisher|Publisher]] 08:52, 17 November 2011 (PST)<br />
*She's going to say no. Don't even bother. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:25, 18 November 2011 (PST)<br />
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==PS3 Browsing==<br />
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I mainly browse this wiki on a PS3 (im not chris, honest) but to view pages you must select 'printable version' as 2 thick blocks cover the pages text/videos, some other wikis do this but ED doesnt and nor does TOW, could you by any chance look into sorting this out, ta very much, Mr MellowColo(u)r<br />
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== We cant upload this stuff onto this website ==<br />
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Because it has now become clear that chris himself regularly checks up on the cwcki for updates, so whenever we upload anything new about him, chris WILL realise that people as far as singapore have found out about his private information. <br />
So in order to keep new comic pages and updates coming, we cant upload them onto the CWCki<br />
:Ok, first things; sign your post. There's a little button for it, or it's jutst -- <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki> right after (no spaces). I know no one likes to read the rules and policies stuff, but seriously, this one is obvious. Second thing: do you honestly think Chris is working on the comics anymore?? If you do, you obviously do not know Chris at all... Third: If you posted this just so Chris will see it (for whatever reason you want him to see it) and think it will do anything... You obviously do not know Chris at all. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 07:45, 15 April 2012 (PDT)<br />
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== CWCki Forums ==<br />
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It's spergcityzone.forumer.com. spergcentral is a forum set up by some butthurt people.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:25, 22 January 2013 (PST)<br />
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==Editing Locked?==<br />
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For some reason, editing seems to be disabled for all of the articles? If I may ask, how come? [[User:ElRodrigo|ElRodrigo]] 20:23, 28 January 2013 (PST)<br />
*Short answer - because somebody's making a shitton of new accounts and if I had to hazard a guess, they're planning on ban evading.<br />
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:Long answer - it's getting more and more difficult to monitor the CWCki. There was a recent incident where someone vandalized the CWCki and it took two days before a jerkop or admin noticed. I think the easy solution here was to close editing. I really don't think we're missing out on much, I think it's extremely unlikely that someone will come up with some new perspective that can totally change the tone of an article. The "of the Now" articles seem to be open for editing, that's the big thing, maybe "Da update" can be open for editing and maybe get [[2013]] open for editing. I think that's all we really need. <br />
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:If you feel passionate about it, bring it up on the community portal and if enough people feel it, I suppose we could reverse it. But like I said, it's not like we have a lot of people editing the CWCki now. Maybe one day Chris will make a dramatic comeback and it'll make sense to have the CWCki open for editing but in the meantime, I don't think it makes much sense.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:05, 29 January 2013 (PST)<br />
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** Well, yeah, I suppose that makes sense. To be totally honest, though, I doubt there will be anything significant fron Chris at all until his parole ends. Thanks for filling me in. [[User:ElRodrigo|ElRodrigo]] 20:10, 29 January 2013 (PST)<br />
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==Chris is active again==<br />
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He's whining about Tara Strong supporting the trolls on his Facebook page. Also, I noticed that somebody updated the 'Quotes of the Day' with Chris Chan saying 'Fuck off, fuck face', but there's no screenshot uploaded to prove he said that. Why aren't any updates made regarding this? [[User:ElRodrigo|ElRodrigo]] 09:58, 3 March 2013 (PST)<br />
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:Check the forums! --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] 18:35, 6 March 2013 (PST)<br />
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-- The forums? [[User:ElRodrigo|ElRodrigo]] 20:40, 13 March 2013 (PDT)<br />
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==Mockumentary/Documentary==<br />
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So I don't know if this interests you, or anyone else for that matter, but within the next year and a half me and my joy-boy (a fellow frequenter of the CWCki) are going to be heading up to Virginia to check out Ruckersville and Charlottesville. We're going to try to get interviews with Michael Snyder, Officer Bagget, Mary Lee Walsh; maybe even the big man himself, GodJesus willing.<br />
We're going to start working on it as soon as possible, and if anyone would like to contribute, contact me at (I'll have an e-mail set up in a day or two).<br />
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Thanks! --[[User:Beelzepup|Beelzepup]] 11:34, 17 October 2014 (CST)<br />
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== If you are alive, I have a problem ==<br />
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http://i.imgur.com/jWIlW3Y.png<br />
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==Unable to Donate?==<br />
Hi there, I was planning to chip in to the tugboat, but PayPal wouldn't let me do it through my account. I tried clicking on the link to the cwcki PayPal website too, but it redirected me back to the main page :/.<br />
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--[[Camille]] 9:54, 07 October 2017 (PST)<br />
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Cog's hasn't been active in years. Ask [[User:Canine|Canine]] about it. --[[User:Windows OS|Windows OS]] ([[User talk:Windows OS|talk]]) 05:00, 8 October 2017 (UTC)</div>
Windows OS
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Clover_and_Snoopy&diff=212424
Talk:Clover and Snoopy
2017-10-06T20:32:16Z
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<div>'''It May Not End Well For Those Two Pups...'''<br />
Those poor dogs. Stuck in Casa De Chandler with Chris. But, with Patti's long life(for a Chandler animal) to go by, and the fact that the Chandlers shall soon be reintegrated into common society, than they might not be too bad off. If Chris loves them as he did Patti, perhaps we could see two more furry sonichu characters (If Chris ever makes them again...). Wait, in a sense, I just hoped for the death of two animals in the hopes of more characters in an abhorrent comic that may never be continued. I feel horrible now. [[User:Icetailgreg|Icetailgreg]] 09:00, 4 August 2012 (PDT)<br />
:The CWCki talk pages are not meant serve as a forum, they're here only in order to improve the different articles. If you want to discuss Clover and Snoopy in a manner not pertaining to improving their article I suggest you go visit /cwc/ or the CWCki forums. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 09:27, 4 August 2012 (PDT)<br />
:: Do you think Mitt Romney can defeat Obama? --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 19:33, 6 August 2012 (PDT)<br />
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Will there be any more information from Chris on these two? Has he put anything about them on Facebook? Obvious speculation, but these two could have been acquired to help Barb and Chris (haha) cope with losing Bob, even though Bob died in September 2011. That usually what happens when a loved one dies. [[User:Mikau|Mikau]] 15:04, 12 August 2012 (PDT)<br />
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== Should the Virginia Humane Society be alerted of the animals mistreatment? ==<br />
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I am honestly sick to death of how Chris and Barb have treated their pets. I wanna know what you guys think. Should we alert them and have them condemned or let the abuse continue?<br />
*People had already tried that stunt with Chris's home after the tour and THAT IS MY HOUSE came out. Nothing happened. Head to [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]] for more info. [[User:Windows OS|Windows OS]] ([[User talk:Windows OS|talk]]) 20:32, 6 October 2017 (UTC)</div>
Windows OS
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=2017&diff=212359
2017
2017-10-06T02:02:33Z
<p>Windows OS: /* October */ Added Jessica Breakup</p>
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<div>{{Ongoing}}<br />
[[File:Lifeiscwc.png|thumb|In 2017, [[Life is Strange|Life was Strange]].]]<br />
'''2017''' is the ninth year of organized trolling. It will also mark the tenth anniversary of [[Chris]]' discovery by 4chan and the creation of the original [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article.<br />
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President [[Donald Trump]] took office on 20 January, in the midst of Chris' ongoing [[Financhu Crisis]]. Despite these obstacles, Chris overcame his [[stress]] to resume work on [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] in earnest and develop a slightly healthier [[Chris and socialization|social life]]. He began to recognize the gravity of his financial situation and tried to improve it by pawning off his [[Relics of Fail|most iconic possessions]] and shilling for his [[Patreon]]. On the other hand, he began harassing an [[DoopieDoOver|online artist]] in an attempt to make a [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]], only to incite a brief but intense period of old-fashioned [[Trolls|trolling]].<br />
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==January==<br />
{{main|January 2017}}<br />
[[File:Cwc 2017-1.png|thumb|Chris in January.]]<br />
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[[Pmurt]] was sworn in as the 45th President of the United States, over Chris's objections. Chris continued complaining about him on [[The United States of America has NO President or Vice President, Whatsoever|YouTube]], [[January 2017 Facebook Posts#USA has no president or vice president|Facebook]] and [[2017 tweets#January|Twitter]].<br />
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The [[Tomgirl]] saga continued, now in its sixth year and with no end in sight. Chris [[January 2017 Facebook Posts#Barred from donating blood|tried to donate blood]] but was told that he couldn't because he is transgender. A Breitbart News editor, Milo Yiannopoulos, briefly featured a photo of Chris, from his 2014 [[OKCupid]] profile, [[Chris in the media#Milo Yiannopoulos|during a lecture]]. Chris's views on [[homos]] continued to evolve, as evidence by an [[January 2017 Facebook Posts#Open letter to Barron Trump|open letter to President Trump's son]], in which Chris commented about losing his homophobia while urging Barron not to become a "[[Chris and hypocrisy|Super Stereotypical, Spiteful and Egotistical Male]]" like the elder Trump.<br />
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==February==<br />
{{Main|February 2017}}<br />
[[File:Love is love 2017 1.jpg|thumb|left|Chris, in February. Pictured at top left, in the white jacket.]]<br />
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Chris was haunted by feelings of nostalgia for his past relationships with the [[gal pal]]s from high school, [[Megan Schroeder]] and his [[Bob|late father]]. He also [[A browsing around an ol' playground|revisited an old playground from his childhood]].<br />
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However, Chris continued to maintain an active social life. He saw ''The Lego Batman Movie'' with a friend and attended events at the [[University of Virginia]].<br />
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Chris mentioned the world of [[CWCville]] again for the first time in years in the form of a text update; as a reaction to President Trump's policies, he declared CWCville to be a sanctuary city. He also revealed that several changes had occurred in his imaginary town since the last update. Namely, he had stepped down as mayor and [[Allison Amber]] had taken his place. <br />
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There were also bizarre new insights into his personal life. He theorized that he had a fetish for [[Sailor Moon]] music, posted that he was used to skunk odor (and compared it to perfume and cologne) and liked a [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] video purporting to transfer fat from his belly to his butt as part of a D.I.Y. gender transition treatment.<br />
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==March==<br />
{{Main|March 2017}}<br />
[[File:Fight_like_a_girl_meme.jpg|thumb|Chris can [[CWC Fighter|fight like a girl]]]]<br />
Chris began March by listing [[stamps]] from his late father's collection on eBay. He repeatedly lied throughout the month that the money would go to [[Financhu Crisis|bills and debtor payments]] - he had actually wasted the profit on toys and video games. Within a week, he had obliterated his profit and was in the red, leading him to beg on Facebook for more sales. White knights quickly bailed him out, raising $41.50 in a single day for him.<br />
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He briefly mentioned the world of [[CWCville]] again, as part of a [[business]] plan to advertise his stamp sales. On St. Patrick's Day, he posted a drawing of [[Son-Chu]], leading to speculation about his reasons. A few days later, he set the record straight on his artistic inspiration for Son-Chu after reading the [[CWCki]]'s article on it, posting a screenshot from the article onto his Facebook, in addition to two prototype designs of Son-Chu. A week later, on 27 March, he revealed a silhouette photo of a Son-Chu figure, as well as a picture of his [[Skylanders avatar]] and declared that those would be featured as prizes for a raffle to be held until [[Honor roll|31 April]]. It led to another boost in sales, earning him $69.50 in revenue over the next five days.<br />
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Chris rediscovered Twitter, clocking in at 68 tweets throughout the month. His messages were generally directed to voice actresses from [[My Little Pony]] and DoopieDoOver (an animator and voice actress for the Planet Dolan YouTube series), and he also responded to a couple of trolls who had questioned his lesbian soul and asked his audience for opinions on a good 3D-scanning app for his phone.. Socially awkward as ever, his messages included:<br />
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*a rant at Tara Strong and her friend about his half-brother [[Cole Smithey]].<br />
*shitposting by discussing his pooping habit with Doopie.<br />
*asking a brony convention, based in California, for gas money to drive there from Virginia.<br />
*saying he was hypnotized by a gif of a furry.<br />
*hitting on Doopie by quoting a line from his "I'm Done Adulting" My Little Pony T-shirt.<br />
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==April==<br />
{{Main|April 2017}}<br />
[[File:April 2017.png|thumb|left|Return of The Classic.]]<br />
During this month, Chris reached the one-year anniversary of the [[Financhu Crisis]]. Fittingly, he and Barb hit new levels of fiscal incompetence.<br />
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Barb failed to budget for payments to Seterus, Inc. (a company specializing in high-risk loans, acting as a middleman between her and the mortgage company, Sunstone). As a result, her bank account was left in the red by over $800. After Chris became aware of it, he noticed that his friends on Facebook (including a real-life, non-troll friend) were suggesting that he get a job, and he went on a tirade in response.<br />
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Hoping to raise money, Chris listed the infamous [[Sonic Totem]] relic on eBay, asking for $1,500. Ebay member [http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=ashuraglitch&ftab=FeedbackAsBuyer&searchInterval=30 ashuraglitch] purchased it less than four hours later. However, Chris immediately wasted $1,150 from the sale on a [[$400 gold necklace]] for Barb and $750 worth of Skylanders products for a raffle contest he was holding. Over the next few days, he spent even more money on his own bills and could not afford to ship the Totem to ashuraglitch.<br />
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Halfway through the month, Barb begged on camera for the fourth time during the Financhu Crisis, claiming to need money for an overdue electrical bill, while wearing the newly-bought [[$400 gold necklace]].<br />
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Eventually, Barb solved their problems by digging into their life insurance, after Chris's fans refused to bail him out of the financial hole and ashurasglitch opened an eBay dispute against him for failing to ship the Totem. Naïve to the how close they came to financial ruin, Chris continued frivolously spending money, ordering a Unicorn Frappuccino from Starbucks using the new supply of cash.<br />
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Looking for more stuff to sell, Chris found [[The Classic]] shirt, thought to have been lost in the [[Destruction of Chris's House]], casually mentioning in his sales pitch that it had been found in a hoard of ruined clothing, which was still wet from firefighters' efforts to combat the house fire. Chris, naïve to the concept of mold, had gone digging anyway, and complained later of a sore throat from the "dirt" and "wall lining". He listed the shirt for $12,000 minimum, and trolls bid it to $25,100. April concluded with Chris making efforts to restore the damaged shirt.<br />
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==May==<br />
[[File:Chris The Classic public1.jpg|thumb|Chris in May 2017, wearing $25,101 of clothes]]<br />
{{Main|May 2017}}<br />
Chris repaired [[The Classic]] and hoped to sell it for thousands of dollars. He [[Live Drawing Streams|resumed work]] on ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''. [[Barb]] made [[Minor Update, Handouts!|a video appearance]] begging for cash.<br />
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==June==<br />
{{Main|June 2017}}<br />
[[File:Chris at UVA Remembers Pulse.jpg|thumb|left|Yep, she's on TV - June 2017]]<br />
Chris was spotted in the [[Wal-Mart|Mal-Wart Region]] by a [[troll|fan]]. Chris was interviewed at a [[UVA Remembers Pulse|Pulse nightclub shooting memorial]] and finally finished [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], then began work on [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]].<br />
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==July==<br />
{{Main|July 2017}}<br />
[[File:0717.jpg|thumb|Chris in July 2017]]<br />
Chris continued with [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]] and [[CLog 07072017|hoped for a Crayola sponsorship]]. Later in the month, he began to interact more with [[DoopieDoOver]], commissioning an idealized self-portrait from her which he began to use as his profile picture on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]].<br />
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==August==<br />
{{Main|August 2017}}<br />
The main events of the [[Saga#Doopie_Saga_.287_March_2017_-_Present.29|Doopie Saga]] took place in the first few days of August, as Chris drove Doopie away with creepy behavior, [[HarassCWCdirectly|tried to win her back]], and ultimately caused her to block him on Twitter and reveal details on their interactions to [[Kiwi Farms]]. In the midst of the saga, Chris also made a [[Night Star#Twitter Sockpuppet|sockpuppet Twitter account]] which he initially denied any connection to, but soon confessed to operating.<br />
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[[File:Cwc_bronycon_2017_3.jpg|thumb|left|Chris at BronyCon 2017]]<br />
Chris went to [[BronyCon]] in Baltimore, where he had a mostly positive experience which helped restore his [[heart level]] after the Doopie Saga. He resumed work on [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]], discussed his plans to make [[CLog 08142017 - More Positive Content|more positive content]], and watched the much-hyped [[Crescent Eclipse|transcontinental solar eclipse]].<br />
==September==<br />
{{Main|September 2017}}<br />
[[File:2llowms.png|thumb|The many faces of madness, September 2017]]<br />
In September, Chris grew even closer to [[Jessica Quinn]], finally declaring her the real-life [[Lovely Weather]]. He agreed to do an interview with the [[Internet Dream Lounge]] podcast to likely be released in October. After a few developments which trolls speculated might signal Chris's ongoing interest, the moribund Doopie Saga came to an end with Chris stating that he was over the incident. On what would be [[Bob]]'s 90th birthday, Chris made [[CLog_09042017_-_Mister_C|an unusually personal video]] reading two previously private [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letters]] from his late father.<br />
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==October==<br />
{{Main|October 2017}}<br />
Chris joined the Kiwi Farms for an [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A 1|Q&A]] with them. He also announced plans to meet Jessica Quinn in person on 6 October, only to have the relationship [[October_2017_Facebook_posts#Quinn_breaks_up_with_Chris_again|collapse]] the day before when Quinn shut down her Facebook account and broke up with him because of trolls reportedly hacking her Facebook account. This caused Chris to [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE |melt down]] in one of the most terrifying displays of tard rage since the start of the Tomgirl saga. The Internet Dream Lounge interview is also expected to come out this month.<br />
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Windows OS
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&diff=212280
Template:Da update
2017-10-05T19:06:10Z
<p>Windows OS: Once the pages are created add links plz</p>
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*5 October - Jessica Quinn officially breaks up with Chris after her Facebook account was hacked. Chris then rages on a new Kiwi Farms thread and on a new livestream<br />
*4 October - Chris registers a new account at troll forum [[Kiwi Farms]], posting that he will take questions and answer them; later, he [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A 1|live streams his responses]]. He [[October 2017 Facebook posts#MLP kids party|wants to take Jessica Quinn]] to a MLP party meant for children on 7 October.<br />
*3 October - Chris opens a [[Redbubble]] shop. Pages 84-94 of [[Sonichu 12]] are released on [[Patreon]].<br />
*30 September - Chris [[September 2017 tweets#Chris refuses to get a job|still refuses to get a job]].<br />
*29 September - Chris rationalizes why [[September 2017 tweets#Chris attempts to justify stealing from fanartists|he stole fanart for his Patreon account]]. He uploads previews of a storyline in Sonichu 12 in which [[September 2017 Patreon posts#Fat Rosechu|Rosechu gets fat]].<br />
*28 September - How surnames work for Sonichu characters is [[September 2017 Facebook posts#Sonichus and last names|poorly explained by Chris]].<br />
*27 September - Chris gives advice on [[September 2017 Facebook posts#Chris attempts to offer relationship advice|getting a girlfriend]].<br />
*26 September - [[Jessica Quinn]] breaks up with Chris. Five hours later, they get back together, then Chris swears off of watching LazyCast (a series which has Doopie as a member).<br />
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<p>Windows OS: Finally gave this template a much needed update</p>
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2017-10-01T04:28:12Z
<p>Windows OS: /* Places suitable for Chris-related forum talk */ Added the CWCki Club</p>
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<div>As Chris's presence periodically rises and diminishes in the public eye, it's time for a refresher course on our NOTAFORUM policy for article talk pages.<br />
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'''It is highly recommended you read this before creating an account.'''<br />
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==The NOT A FORUM policy for dummies==<br />
* Talk pages are '''solely''' for discussing article structure, content layout, disputes in sources, quality of the content etc.<br />
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==Places suitable for Chris-related forum talk==<br />
[[File:CWCki_Forums_as_Guest.png|thumb|Kiwi Farms before the name change.]]<br />
* [[CWCki Forums|Kiwi Farms]], a highly recommended place to discuss anything about Chris and other lolcows to your heart's content.<br />
* [[CWCki Club]], a newer forum that is more dedicated towards Chris.<br />
* [[Sonichu (IRC)|#sonichu]], a chat space where you can meet some of the most clued-up people about Chris and put forward any questions you may have.<br />
* [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]] has had access restricted to avoid sperg immigrants from entering, but if you really want access then bother [[User:Canine|Canine]] or any current PVCC member to put forward a recommendation for you.<br />
* [[Krapple|/cow/]] may be a general lolcow board, but some half-decent speculation and discussion threads do appear.<br />
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==Current insta-ban criteria==<br />
* You posted about how you contacted Chris in some form and are basically using the talk page as a place to brag about it.<br />
* You continuously spur on a completely irrelevant line of conversation on a talk page, with complete disregard for the NOTAFORUM banner at the top of the talk page, and in turn - this policy.<br />
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==See also==<br />
[[CWCki:Sperging]]<br />
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[[Category:CWCki policy]]</div>
Windows OS
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Friend_zone&diff=209010
Friend zone
2017-08-23T01:02:26Z
<p>Windows OS: /* Gal pals and the friend zone */ Added Doopie</p>
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<div>{{quote|A lot of times, especially if the friend in question is opposite of gender 18 or older, they may have sex on the brain. And when that person hears from you that you just want to be friends, or in the other term, put into the Friend Zone, that person will feel like they failed at getting the sex they wanted, or Ever will from you.|Chris attempts to explain the friend zone from a woman's perspective<ref>[[August 2017 tweets#Chris explains the friend zone]]</ref>}}<br />
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'''Friend zone''' is a term that refers to a relationship in which one person desires a romance, but the other is interested in friendship only.<br />
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[[Chris]] has rarely been able to even form a casual friendship with a woman, and generally just harasses the ones who react to him with something other than hostility. Nevertheless, his single-minded focus on going all the way and getting laid has led him to view the concept of the friend zone with contempt. Friendship, in Chris's mind, is merely an excuse used by women to avoid giving him the [[china]] he deserves.<br />
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==The friend zone defined==<br />
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Nowadays the "friend zone" is a common topic in discussions of romantic relationships. From one perspective, the friend zone is where guys wind up when they spend too much time getting to know a woman without trying to make a move towards a more serious relationship. Eventually, the woman views them as "just friends" (or "[[Cole Smithey|like a brother]]," to use one variation on the theme) rather than a potential lover.<br />
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From another perspective, a woman might value her friendship with a man too much to take the risk of advancing to a more serious commitment, which could lead to an ugly breakup and the end of any sort of relationship with him.<br />
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It's possible for a woman to enjoy a man's company without wanting to bed him (and for a man to likewise feel the same way about a woman). Most people are capable of accepting this fact, even if it's a bit difficult to deal with when one has been "friended" by the object of one's affection. Chris, of course, has other ideas.<br />
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==Chris on the friend zone==<br />
[[Image:cwcfz.png|thumb|right|Chris and where is he in the Friend Zone.]]<br />
Like many other supposed "rules" related to [[Random-access humor|abstract]] [[Chris and reality|ideas]], the friend zone is in fact a pretty nebulous concept. Chris, unable to think about sex, dating and relationships except in the most [[Autism|rigid, inflexible terms]], characterizes the friend zone as a law; a hard and fast rule that he apparently believes has been forced upon him by some unspecified authority. (This is similar to his interpretation of the [[Third date|three-date rule]].)<br />
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In [[Mumble 4]], [[Clyde Cash]] had a brief discussion on the friend zone with Chris, brought on by Chris's assumption that [[Sarah Hammer]] was interested in him romantically simply because they were neighbors. Chris responded to Clyde's assessment of his friend zone status by talking about the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Just Friends|Just Friends]]'', which he also cited in a Mailbag question several months later.<br />
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In [[Mailbag 4]], a correspondent asked him what law he would change if he could change a single one. (His intention was probably to bait Chris into discussing the "dumb laws" preventing [[Zapina|teenage girls]] from [[Women's rights|taking off their clothes in public]].) Chris responded with a tirade against the friend zone.<br />
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{{quote|I would remove the "Law" of the "Friend Zone", because I feel that it is just wrong to not even attempt to have anything beyond friendship, especially if the man and the woman are both comfortable with each other and are close.|Chris, failing to understand an unquantifiable concept.}}<br />
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Later, he expanded his opinion somewhat in the [[Common_Questions#Answered_15_January_2010|Common Questions]] section of the Mailbag. In this case, a correspondent quite reasonably asked, "What happened to a woman's right to choose who she wants to be with?"<br />
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{{quote|Nothing has happened in Women's Rights; the "Friend Zone" is only the LOUSIEST EXCUSE EVER to give to someone the woman deeply cares about and trusts so she could get out of sex or a relationship. I do not take kindly to that Excuse at this time.|Chris, cursing any woman who tries to "get out of [the] sex" she clearly owes him.}}<br />
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Chris's characterization of "we're just friends" as an "excuse" is revealing, both in regards to his ideas about women and his view of himself. He cannot imagine a rational explanation for why a female friend would not want to have sex with him. Instead, he believes that women have invented excuses like this one because for some reason they fear a sexual relationship. If he is attracted to her and wants to sleep with her, he feels that she is obligated to return his interest and help bring his degenerate fantasies to life.<br />
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In August 2017, Chris [[August 2017 tweets#Chris explains the friend zone|replied to a Tweet]] by artist VimHomeless, concerning the friend zone:<br />
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{{quote|I can answer that. A lot of times, especially if the friend in question is opposite of gender 18 or older, they may have sex on the brain. And when that person hears from you that you just want to be friends, or in the other term, put into the Friend Zone, that person will feel like they failed at getting the sex they wanted, or Ever will from you. Also, that person may not fully understand or appreciate what truest Friendship means, without expecting something like sex in return in the first place. In these situations, they set themselves up for easy disappointment. Whereas beginning a new friendship without the sexual expectation and later on if you feel like exploring with this person, and you tell them that, they will generally feel more success, as the relationship is progressing from a more positive start point of genuine friendship. And going into said new friendship with low expectations, they will feel less disappointed in being Just Friends, as they would not have had the higher expectation, or that desire for that something in return, in the first place.|Chris on the friend zone, 2017}}<br />
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This is Chris's first comment on the friend zone since [[Tomgirl Saga|coming out as a transwoman]]. In his comment, Chris assumes the perspective of a female, with the awareness that it is usually the female who wishes to only be friends. It is also clear that Chris is attempting to justify the female decision, possibly given his distaste for the [[JERKS|male species]]. However, having never actually subjected anyone to the friend zone, [[Chris and oration|Chris's explanation is convoluted]] at best.<br />
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==[[Gal pal]]s and the friend zone==<br />
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===[[Megan Schroeder]]===<br />
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Chris's comments about the friend zone shed a bit more light on his relationship with Megan Schroeder (and its spectacular collapse). While Megan was happy to enjoy an ordinary, platonic friendship with Chris — which, most observers would agree, is far more than he could ever have reasonably hoped for — he clearly couldn't get his mind around the notion of a woman who didn't mind his company, but didn't want to have sex with him. From his perspective, she was "making excuses," since there's no way she could have been sincerely interested in nothing more than a good friendship. Hence his refusal to quit subjecting her to physical pressure, his assumption that only sexual inexperience prevented her from wanting to fuck him, and so on. Chris's frustration with being in the "friend zone" reached the point where - according to him - he had to draw [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] in order to prevent himself doing something infinitely [[Rape|worse]].<br />
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===[[The Wallflower]]===<br />
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Even after the Megan debacle, Chris was still oblivious to the concept of friend zone whilst dealing with the Wallflower. Chris revealed in his video, [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!]], that she had been consistently telling Chris that she "isn't ready for a boyfriend". He is not aware that this is a commonly used technique for rejecting people, and that he had been seen as nothing more than a friend - even before the Wallflower found the CWCki. Since he had to be told multiple times that she wasn't ready for a boyfriend, this implies he went past the boundaries of good taste multiple times despite being told it was unappreciated. This surprised no one.<br />
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Oddly, on 31 [[January 2010]], long before the wallflower fiasco occurred, Chris [[Sonichu Forum#News Flash: Chris is still single IRL|posted in the Sonichu Forum]] that he had been friend zoned, and felt crestfallen about it. The most likely explanation for Chris's actions towards The Wallflower, was that he was trying to follow his own [[Mailbag 16#In which Chris reveals exactly how little he's learned|amazingly bad advice]], and treat the friend zone as though it were an obstacle to overcome. We all know how that [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|turned out]].<br />
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===[[DoopieDoOver]]===<br />
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Even after BOTH the Megan and the Wallflower debacles, Chris still showed that even years later, he still hasn't learned about this concept. While his relationship with Doopie was almost exclusively customer-merchant, Chris treated her as another gal pal with him doing many creepy things, which include spamming her business email, responding to multiple of her tweets (with a big chunk of them ending with "darling"), and even tagging her in a tweet for National Girlfriend Day. Even after Doopie made very clear that she was not his girlfriend, blocked him on Twitter and Patreon, and leaked a bunch of emails from Chris onto the Kiwi Farms, Chris still believes that he has a chance to get into Doopie's pants, saying that she's only "temporarily" on the trolls' side. He also made a [[Night Star#Twitter Sockpuppet|Twitter sockpuppet]] to continue to follow Doopie and other female artists that also blocked him.<br />
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==See also==<br />
* [[Chris and sex]]<br />
* [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]<br />
{{Love quest}}<br />
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==References==<br />
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[[Category:CWC-isms]]</div>
Windows OS
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Disguises&diff=209008
Disguises
2017-08-23T00:40:00Z
<p>Windows OS: /* Night Star */ Re-positioned NS image</p>
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<div>As with [[List of Chris's lies|lying]], Chris is not very skilled at the art of disguises and deception.<br />
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==Chris's Disguises==<br />
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===Bill Riley===<br />
[[Image:BillRiley.jpg|left|thumb|Bill Riley]]<br />
{{quote|You know what we should do, we should make him force himself on his counslor [sic]|Novice Troll Bill Riley (NOT [[Chris|CHRIS]])}}<br />
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Bill was a 30-year old man who found nothing strange about female trolls asking about the dimensions of his genitalia. When asked why he was trolling Chris, he claimed that it was because Chris killed [[Clyde Cash]], called him a [[homo]], and sent him a computer virus. He did nothing in the [[IRC_(23_July_2009)|chat]] except lurk, waiting for trolls to reveal a big plan. When pressured into suggesting ideas of his own, Bill suggested that trolls make Chris rape Rocky. When asked how this would troll Chris, he claimed that Chris would "compare himself" to Rocky mid-rape and see how inferior he was.<br />
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Bill was the first of Chris's attempts to impersonate a troll. From the start, there are tons of problems, the least of which being that the man in the photograph Chris provided is very clearly over the age of thirty. Chris also made no effort to conceal his highly noticeable Typing Manner. Eventually, he realized he was found out.<br />
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===Junior Jenkins (a.k.a. JenkinsJinkies)===<br />
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[[Image:Fatjenkins.jpg|left|thumb|Junior Jenkins]]<br />
{{quote|I am not a pussy; I am as wild as a serial raper.|Super Troll JenkinsJinkies (NOT [[Chris|CHRIS]])}}<br />
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In May 2010, Chris attempted to infiltrate the CWCki under the guise of the 14-year-old Junior Jenkins. After about a month of making minor, unnoticed edits, he created the [[Coffee Place]] article in an attempt to get trolls to go after some random lady. Trolls promptly strung him along, convincing Chris that he had become famous. In an attempt to blend in, Chris tried to imitate what he believed to be the mannerisms of an average troll. He claimed to be a fourteen year old Bostonian, which was highly suspicious considering that [[BlueSpike|a certain troll]] hailed from the exact same city and both were of the same age. As usual, Chris made no Effort to disguise his [[Chris and English|Distinct Typing Pattern]]. He would also randomly spout net jargon like "butthurt" and "mindfuck" with no clear idea how those phrases are normally used, at one point using "butthurt" as a verb. <br />
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He was also "secretly" terrified of Chris. This was likely another attempt to fit in, only it became a major aspect of Junior's personality after multiple trolls informed him that they were not, in fact, afraid of Chris in the slightest. For example, Junior claimed that he was petrified with shock upon "witnessing" the destruction of Chris's PS3.<br />
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Chris abandoned Junior after he became worried that the police might mistake him for a troll and arrest him.<br />
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===The Real Chris Chandler===<br />
[[Image:Liquidd.jpg|left|thumb|Liquid Chris]]<br />
{{quote|I'm just gonna keep bangin' your breasts over and over again until you get the first DOSAGE of my comeuppance!|[[Liquid Chris]] (NOT [[Ian Brandon Anderson|CHRIS]])}} He made no effort to impersonate Liquid's voice, and at one point forgot that he was supposed to be someone else. At one point, he uploaded a video in which he attempted to continue this deception to his own account—something that Liquid would not have been able to do.<br />
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Eventually, Chris decided to come clean about it. Kacey was not pleased.<br />
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===Samantha Thaddeus===<br />
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During the Liquid Saga, Chris attempted to steal Liquid's girlfriend, [[Kacey]]. Kacey [[Kacey Phone Call|spoke to Chris over the phone]], in which Chris attempted to impersonate her lover. <br />
[[Image:Samthad.jpg|left|thumb|Samantha Thaddeus]]<br />
{{quote|I gotta do some grocery shopping, Plus I'm having a few cramps|Teenage Girl Samantha Thaddeus (NOT [[Chris|CHRIS]])}}<br />
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Hilarity ensued when Chris attempted to impersonate [[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails|Samantha Thaddeus]]. Despite being in contact with her for an extended period of time prior to assuming control of her email account, his "Samantha" was completely off-track. In his very first email to [[Jack Thaddeus]] under this alias, Chris assumed the mannerisms of a cartoonish male thug working for an evil organization. As Jack strung Chris along, Chris also came into contact with [[Katie Bay E-mails|Katie Bay]]. In both of these emails, Samantha is suddenly a hilarious cross between how Chris thinks women act and how Chris thinks trolls act.<br />
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===Carlos Chantor===<br />
[[Image:Chantor.jpg|left|thumb|Carlos Chantor]]<br />
{{quote|Experienced for Her Pleasure.|Sexual Master [[Carlos Chantor]] (NOT [[Virgin|CHRIS]])}}<br />
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During the summer of 2010, Chris attempted to become a male escort under the alias of Carlos Chantor. He gave up after nobody called him. Oddly enough, this is actually his most practical disguise, as he simply hid away on a corner of the Internet where nobody expected him to go, changed his name, and wore normal clothes. It just goes to show how normal Chris could look if he weren't such a lazy slob.<br />
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===KookyDashy===<br />
[[Image:ponyboy.jpg|left|thumb|Kookydashy]]<br />
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{{quote|My mom said "I didn't raise a daughter", and my father threw the damned "fag" card at me.|Kookydashy}}<br />
Chris joined [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] under the name KookyDashy in [[May 2011]]. He adopted the alias to avoid his identity as [[Christian Weston Chandler]] impeding his relationship with the tomgirls there, as well as to avoid luring any [[trolls]] to the forum. Naturally of course, he failed.<br />
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===Stephanie Bustcakes===<br />
{{main|Stephanie Bustcakes}}<br />
[[Image:Stephanie_Bustcakes.png|left|thumb|Stephanie Bustcakes]]<br />
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{{quote|How would you like to spend a little quality time-with this sexy bod, huh?|Sexual Master Stephanie Bustcakes (NOT [[Tomgirl Saga|CHRIS]])}}<br />
During the [[Financhu Crisis]], Chris decided to revive his prostitution career, but now that he's a [[Tomgirl Saga|lesbian transwoman]], he used the alias of Stephanie Bustcakes. While he got no takers, his [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|advertisement]] was discovered by someone who sent it to a newly revived [[The CWCville Library|CWCville Library]].<br />
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===Night Star===<br />
{{main|Night Star#Twitter Sockpuppet}}<br />
[[File:NightStar2.jpg|thumb|200px|Night Star]]<br />
{{quote|"I am an admirer of Miss Chandler and her work. If you're saying She drew my piece based on her character, you are thrown Off, Sir."|[[Sonichu Girls|Sonichu Fangirl]] Emily (NOT CHRIS)<ref>https://twitter.com/NightStar2891/status/893629626555052032</ref>}}<br />
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In 2017, Chris created a sockpuppet account on Twitter under the name of his [[My Little Pony|ponysona]]. Before admitting that he was in control of the account, he used it to stalk several users who had blocked him, claiming it was ran by a fangirl named Emily (not to be confused with the [[Emily|troll Emily]]). Chris went in depth to hide the fact that this was a Twitter sockpuppet created because [[Doopie]] [[friend zone|friend-zoned]] and blocked him, even sending to [[the Man in the Pickle Suit]] a chatlog between Chris and Night Star. He also claimed that he tried to visit her at the [[McDonald's]] that she worked at, but he scared her away due to those dang, dirty trolls claiming that she is Chris. Chris did eventually admit to Night Star being a sockpuppet on 15 August.<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[List of Chris's lies]]<br />
*[[Chris and cosplaying]]<br />
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{{Lists}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Chris]]</div>
Windows OS
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Disguises&diff=209007
Disguises
2017-08-23T00:38:41Z
<p>Windows OS: /* Night Star */ Went in depth on the history of Night Star</p>
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<div>As with [[List of Chris's lies|lying]], Chris is not very skilled at the art of disguises and deception.<br />
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==Chris's Disguises==<br />
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===Bill Riley===<br />
[[Image:BillRiley.jpg|left|thumb|Bill Riley]]<br />
{{quote|You know what we should do, we should make him force himself on his counslor [sic]|Novice Troll Bill Riley (NOT [[Chris|CHRIS]])}}<br />
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Bill was a 30-year old man who found nothing strange about female trolls asking about the dimensions of his genitalia. When asked why he was trolling Chris, he claimed that it was because Chris killed [[Clyde Cash]], called him a [[homo]], and sent him a computer virus. He did nothing in the [[IRC_(23_July_2009)|chat]] except lurk, waiting for trolls to reveal a big plan. When pressured into suggesting ideas of his own, Bill suggested that trolls make Chris rape Rocky. When asked how this would troll Chris, he claimed that Chris would "compare himself" to Rocky mid-rape and see how inferior he was.<br />
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Bill was the first of Chris's attempts to impersonate a troll. From the start, there are tons of problems, the least of which being that the man in the photograph Chris provided is very clearly over the age of thirty. Chris also made no effort to conceal his highly noticeable Typing Manner. Eventually, he realized he was found out.<br />
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===Junior Jenkins (a.k.a. JenkinsJinkies)===<br />
{{main|JenkinsJinkies}}<br />
[[Image:Fatjenkins.jpg|left|thumb|Junior Jenkins]]<br />
{{quote|I am not a pussy; I am as wild as a serial raper.|Super Troll JenkinsJinkies (NOT [[Chris|CHRIS]])}}<br />
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In May 2010, Chris attempted to infiltrate the CWCki under the guise of the 14-year-old Junior Jenkins. After about a month of making minor, unnoticed edits, he created the [[Coffee Place]] article in an attempt to get trolls to go after some random lady. Trolls promptly strung him along, convincing Chris that he had become famous. In an attempt to blend in, Chris tried to imitate what he believed to be the mannerisms of an average troll. He claimed to be a fourteen year old Bostonian, which was highly suspicious considering that [[BlueSpike|a certain troll]] hailed from the exact same city and both were of the same age. As usual, Chris made no Effort to disguise his [[Chris and English|Distinct Typing Pattern]]. He would also randomly spout net jargon like "butthurt" and "mindfuck" with no clear idea how those phrases are normally used, at one point using "butthurt" as a verb. <br />
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He was also "secretly" terrified of Chris. This was likely another attempt to fit in, only it became a major aspect of Junior's personality after multiple trolls informed him that they were not, in fact, afraid of Chris in the slightest. For example, Junior claimed that he was petrified with shock upon "witnessing" the destruction of Chris's PS3.<br />
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Chris abandoned Junior after he became worried that the police might mistake him for a troll and arrest him.<br />
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===The Real Chris Chandler===<br />
[[Image:Liquidd.jpg|left|thumb|Liquid Chris]]<br />
{{quote|I'm just gonna keep bangin' your breasts over and over again until you get the first DOSAGE of my comeuppance!|[[Liquid Chris]] (NOT [[Ian Brandon Anderson|CHRIS]])}} He made no effort to impersonate Liquid's voice, and at one point forgot that he was supposed to be someone else. At one point, he uploaded a video in which he attempted to continue this deception to his own account—something that Liquid would not have been able to do.<br />
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Eventually, Chris decided to come clean about it. Kacey was not pleased.<br />
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===Samantha Thaddeus===<br />
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During the Liquid Saga, Chris attempted to steal Liquid's girlfriend, [[Kacey]]. Kacey [[Kacey Phone Call|spoke to Chris over the phone]], in which Chris attempted to impersonate her lover. <br />
[[Image:Samthad.jpg|left|thumb|Samantha Thaddeus]]<br />
{{quote|I gotta do some grocery shopping, Plus I'm having a few cramps|Teenage Girl Samantha Thaddeus (NOT [[Chris|CHRIS]])}}<br />
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Hilarity ensued when Chris attempted to impersonate [[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails|Samantha Thaddeus]]. Despite being in contact with her for an extended period of time prior to assuming control of her email account, his "Samantha" was completely off-track. In his very first email to [[Jack Thaddeus]] under this alias, Chris assumed the mannerisms of a cartoonish male thug working for an evil organization. As Jack strung Chris along, Chris also came into contact with [[Katie Bay E-mails|Katie Bay]]. In both of these emails, Samantha is suddenly a hilarious cross between how Chris thinks women act and how Chris thinks trolls act.<br />
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===Carlos Chantor===<br />
[[Image:Chantor.jpg|left|thumb|Carlos Chantor]]<br />
{{quote|Experienced for Her Pleasure.|Sexual Master [[Carlos Chantor]] (NOT [[Virgin|CHRIS]])}}<br />
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During the summer of 2010, Chris attempted to become a male escort under the alias of Carlos Chantor. He gave up after nobody called him. Oddly enough, this is actually his most practical disguise, as he simply hid away on a corner of the Internet where nobody expected him to go, changed his name, and wore normal clothes. It just goes to show how normal Chris could look if he weren't such a lazy slob.<br />
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===KookyDashy===<br />
[[Image:ponyboy.jpg|left|thumb|Kookydashy]]<br />
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{{quote|My mom said "I didn't raise a daughter", and my father threw the damned "fag" card at me.|Kookydashy}}<br />
Chris joined [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] under the name KookyDashy in [[May 2011]]. He adopted the alias to avoid his identity as [[Christian Weston Chandler]] impeding his relationship with the tomgirls there, as well as to avoid luring any [[trolls]] to the forum. Naturally of course, he failed.<br />
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===Stephanie Bustcakes===<br />
{{main|Stephanie Bustcakes}}<br />
[[Image:Stephanie_Bustcakes.png|left|thumb|Stephanie Bustcakes]]<br />
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{{quote|How would you like to spend a little quality time-with this sexy bod, huh?|Sexual Master Stephanie Bustcakes (NOT [[Tomgirl Saga|CHRIS]])}}<br />
During the [[Financhu Crisis]], Chris decided to revive his prostitution career, but now that he's a [[Tomgirl Saga|lesbian transwoman]], he used the alias of Stephanie Bustcakes. While he got no takers, his [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|advertisement]] was discovered by someone who sent it to a newly revived [[The CWCville Library|CWCville Library]].<br />
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===Night Star===<br />
{{main|Night Star#Twitter Sockpuppet}}<br />
{{quote|"I am an admirer of Miss Chandler and her work. If you're saying She drew my piece based on her character, you are thrown Off, Sir."|[[Sonichu Girls|Sonichu Fangirl]] Emily (NOT CHRIS)<ref>https://twitter.com/NightStar2891/status/893629626555052032</ref>}}<br />
[[File:NightStar2.jpg|thumb|200px|Night Star]]<br />
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In 2017, Chris created a sockpuppet account on Twitter under the name of his [[My Little Pony|ponysona]]. Before admitting that he was in control of the account, he used it to stalk several users who had blocked him, claiming it was ran by a fangirl named Emily (not to be confused with the [[Emily|troll Emily]]). Chris went in depth to hide the fact that this was a Twitter sockpuppet created because [[Doopie]] [[friend zone|friend-zoned]] and blocked him, even sending to [[the Man in the Pickle Suit]] a chatlog between Chris and Night Star. He also claimed that he tried to visit her at the [[McDonald's]] that she worked at, but he scared her away due to those dang, dirty trolls claiming that she is Chris. Chris did eventually admit to Night Star being a sockpuppet on 15 August.<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[List of Chris's lies]]<br />
*[[Chris and cosplaying]]<br />
<br />
{{Lists}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Chris]]</div>
Windows OS
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Transgendered&diff=209003
Template:Transgendered
2017-08-23T00:08:27Z
<p>Windows OS: Changed transgender pipe to correct section on the Rosechu page</p>
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<div>{{userbox<br />
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|id-bg-col= #DA70D6<br />
|id-border-col= #DA70D6<br />
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|info-bg-col= #DA70D6<br />
|info-border-col = #DA70D6<br />
|id= [[Image:TransgenderGenderSign.png|50px|Transgendered]]<br />
|info= '''Transgendered'''<br/>This user is [[Rosechu#Transgender Drama|transgendered]] and would very much like to become the opposite sex. If Chris ever falls off the [[straight]] path, [[Tomgirl|he'll join you.]]}}<br />
<noinclude>[[Category:Userboxes|{{PAGENAME}}]][[Category:Gender userboxes]]</noinclude><br />
<includeonly>[[Category:CWCkipedians who are transgendered|{{PAGENAME}}]]</includeonly></div>
Windows OS
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Crescent_Eclipse&diff=208861
Crescent Eclipse
2017-08-22T04:10:39Z
<p>Windows OS: Added some details</p>
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<div>{{Transcript}}<br />
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'''Crescent Eclipse''' is a [[video]] [[Chris]] uploaded to [[YouTube]] on 21 [[August 2017]]. In this video, Chris is telling the audience about what he is seeing during the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_eclipse_of_August_21,_2017 August 2017 Solar Eclipse] that spanned the continental United States, with Chris's [[Ruckersville|location]] experiencing an 85% partial solar eclipse.<ref>https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov/sites/default/files/interactive_map/index.html</ref> Surprisingly, he is seen taking the proper safety precautions for the eclipse and is actually wearing protective glasses for the event. However, the same cannot be said about [[Sorbet]], who Chris films, walking around, failing to realize that leaving his already sickly cat outside during a solar eclipse may lead to the possible risk of blinding him. <br />
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== Video ==<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Crescent Eclipse<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=0Iiutr65rwI}}<br />
| stardate = 21 August 2017<br />
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian<br />
| subject = {{Television|text}}, {{Other|Solar Eclipse}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{BlueClopperShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[CLog 08142017 - More Positive Content]]<br />
| next = [[Crescent Eclipse#Eclipse Enjoyment|Eclipse Enjoyment]]<br />
}}<br />
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===Description===<br />
{{quotebox|via YouTube Capture}}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
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Hello everyone on the Internet! This is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again, right outside waiting for the solar eclipse. I look up at it, at the Sun through my gla- through my special glasses I got with a little guide book. <br />
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''(At this point, Sorbet can be heard snorting in the background.)''<br />
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It looks like a crescent. It's a crescent sun. Like it's grinning down on us.<br />
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And as you can see, from the noise making, that's my little boy Sorbet. <br />
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''(Chris points camera at Sorbet, the snorting sounds more audible. Chris starts baby-talking to Sorbet.)''<br />
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See? He's alive and well.<br />
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''(Camera back on Chris.)''<br />
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Anyway I'll record a second video closer to when the eclipse actually happens. So, stay tuned. Thank you.<br />
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== Eclipse Enjoyment ==<br />
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On the same day, Chris uploaded another video about the solar eclipse called '''Eclipse Enjoyment'''. For most of the video, Chris sits there watching the eclipse, but once in a while will make quirky comments.<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Eclipse Enjoyment<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=eXDZH-FhGGc}}<br />
| stardate = 21 August 2017<br />
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian<br />
| subject = {{Television|text}}, {{Other|Solar Eclipse}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{BlueClopperShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Crescent Eclipse#Crescent Eclipse|Crescent Eclipse]] <br />
}}<br />
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===Description===<br />
{{quotebox|via YouTube Capture}}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CLog 08142017 - More Positive Content]]|nextlink=}}<br />
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==References==<br />
<references /><br />
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[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2017]]<br />
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>
Windows OS
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Unicorn_cosplay&diff=208859
Unicorn cosplay
2017-08-22T03:58:11Z
<p>Windows OS: </p>
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<div>{{Needs Updating}}<br />
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{{quote|Please remove your head gear; it's reminding us of Nazis.|According to Chris, the contents of a note he received from church staff.}}<br />
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[[File:Coke, Unicorn cosplay.jpg|thumb|200px]]<br />
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The '''unicorn cosplay''' is a set of accessories Chris obtained at the 2017 [[BronyCon]]. It consists of a unicorn horn, ears and tail.<br />
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Chris continued wearing it after the event. On 16 August, three days after BronyCon ended, Chris posted a selfie of himself holding a Coke bottle, while wearing the cosplay. His commentary was limited to the Coke, suggesting that he had normalized the cosplay as part of his typical attire.<br />
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[[File:Note on the unicorn cosplay of fail.jpg|thumb|150px|Chris's note on how the unicorn cosplay went over at his church.]]<br />
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On 20 August, Chris went to church wearing the full cosplay. Partway through the service, during a reflection on the previous week's violence between Nazi supporters and protestors in Charlottesville, he was handed a note by his pastoral counselor, requesting him to remove the horn and ears. Chris claimed the note mentioned that his attire reminded the congregation of Nazis, specifically "NOT Nazi jesters."<br />
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Speculation is that Chris mangled the meaning of the note in his mind, and that it may simply have requested him to remove his head piece because it made him look like a jester, inappropriate for a church setting.<br />
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Chris, surprised at being called out, obeyed. Later, after leaving the church, he [[Chris and health|popped a valium]] and hand-wrote a note on the experience to Cathy Weseluck, a voice actress for [[My Little Pony]], tweeting it to her and asking for her advice.<br />
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However, Chris was later seen wearing the cosplay on [[Crescent Eclipse|his videos about the August 2017 solar eclipse]]<br />
==See also==<br />
*[[Anime Wings]]<br />
*[[Medallions]]<br />
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{{Relics of Fail}}<br />
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[[Category:Relics of Fail]]</div>
Windows OS
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Emily&diff=208666
Emily
2017-08-10T19:50:39Z
<p>Windows OS: Added disambiguation link to the Night Star Emily</p>
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<div>:''This article is about the troll who went on a date with Chris on 16 March 2009. For the "Emily" that Chris claimed was in charge of the Twitter account "NightStar2891", see the [[Night Star#Twitter Sockpuppet|Twitter Sockpuppet section of the Night Star article]]''<br />
{{DeadLinks}}<br />
[[Image:Emilyy.jpg|thumb|70px|The only known image of Emily, shot from behind.]]<br />
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'''Emily Julia Schifflet'''<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Chris fails at flirting (0:32:12–0:36:48)]]</ref> is [[Chris]]'s onetime [[sweetheart]] with whom he went on a date. The date memorably ended in disaster when he was trolled IRL by a [[Man in the Pickle Suit|man dressed like a pickle.]].<br />
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Emily's identity is zealously guarded by her friends, but needless to say, we can tell you she's female and has great legs. Some argue she's Asian, but those people are probably [[slow-in-the-minds]].<br />
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==Chris's first date==<br />
In [[2009#March|March 2009]], shortly after [[Julie]] turned out to be a thirteen-year-old boy, Chris vowed that he would return to his real-life exploits of [[Attraction Sign|stalking women in public places]] in order to gain his [[sweetheart]]. Emily, a journalism student and head of the [[Sonichu Girls]] chapter at [[Wikipedia:West Virginia University|West Virginia University]] (and totally not a [[troll]]), decided to take Chris up on his offer and asked if he'd liked to go out to lunch sometime. <br />
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Chris actually stood up Emily the first time, on 16 [[March 2009]], because he was so [[stress|stressed]] from his parents arguing over whether she was real or not. [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] believed that Emily was sincere and truly wanted to meet Chris, while [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] was more suspicious. Chris's small mind could not handle two simultaneous arguments and so he didn't go.<ref>[[Apology to Emily]]</ref> Emily was pissed off about this and demanded that Chris reschedule. Chris agreed and a new date was set.<br />
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When Chris finally did meet up for the date (on 19 March 2009 at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]]), he brought his 81-year-old father, [[Bob Chandler]] along. Yes, he brought his dad on his first date. [[prom|At least it wasn't his mother.]]<br />
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Chris would later confide to Ivy that he was very proud that he did not soil himself when the Pickle Man appeared.<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref><br />
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===Kiss fail===<br />
[[Image:0606-CWC21-2.jpg|thumb|For reference, this is Chris in his kissing stance.]]<br />
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{{quote|Well, when I was going to ditch him for [[Man in the Pickle Suit|the man in the picklesuit]], Chris had his arm extended like he wanted a hug. So I was like, "sure, whatever" and was just going to give him a half assed hug. Lord, what a dumb move. I'm a small girl, so I have narrow shoulders. His [[Mass debating|large fucking arm]] basically weighed down around my neck over my shoulder and tightening, and what I could see in the corner of my eye was Chris puckering his lips and his face moving closer to mine. I did a [[Chop Chop Onion's Rap Showdown|duck and turn]] to avoid it. If I seriously turned my head to get a better look, he may have well have gotten my lips. I wonder if that was what Chris was going for; the surprise kiss on the lips when the girl turns her head. Too bad that only works in [[anime]] and [[Netflix|movies]]. [[Liquid Chris|Or really suave guys]].|Emily}}<br />
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===Video===<br />
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This short clip contains the only footage known to exist.<br />
<center>{{#ev:youtube|kaLvsLHTsOw}}</center><br />
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===Transcripts===<br />
''See [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]].''<br />
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'''Post-date conversation transcript'''<br />
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<font color="#009900">'''Clyde:'''</font> Sorry.<br />
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> What's up?<br />
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> I think we need to talk.<br />
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay.<br />
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Becau— It's not me, Chris. It's you. And, you know, I was just thinking about yesterday. I really didn't appreciate you, like, [[Megan|touching]] me all the time.<br />
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm sorry, what?<br />
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> I di— I didn't appreciate you, like, constantly touching me, okay? You'd, like, just met me, and you were touching me constantly.<br />
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh. I'm sorry.<br />
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> [''interrupting''] I mean, you should never do that to a woman on, like, you know, one that you just met. And especially when you try, like... You tried to kiss me, okay? That's not right at all.<br />
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm so sorry, I was a little nervous. I was nervous, a little bit.<br />
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Why would you try to kiss somebody when— If you're nervous? I mean, I thought, like, people would be nervous and ''not'' try to kiss somebody.<br />
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> I don't—<br />
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> But anyways. Let me tell you about—<br />
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Anyway.<br />
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> You'll probably ne— You'll probably never hear from me again, Chris, because The Pickle Man was just— He was a perfect gentleman, okay? He, like, took me out on a date and paid for my movie, and, like, since he kept his hands off of me, he got, like, a little extra ''extra'' from me, and that could have been you, Chris. Okay? So— And then he took me to meet Clyde, and Clyde's, like, a perfect gentleman as well. So, I'm going to be living in his mansion from now on.<br />
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Hmm... Anyway, did you get back to West Virginia okay?<br />
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah. Well, I didn't exactly go back to West Virginia; I'm going to be living with Clyde now, with, uh, with [[Julie]], and [[Blanca]], and [[Sarah]], and everyone else, Chris. Do you understand?<br />
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> I see.<br />
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Like, like, since... You don't understand, like, all the women that you've mistreated in the past, they're living with Clyde because he is rehabilitating them.<br />
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Hmm... I see... [''pause''] Well, I don't know what to say.<br />
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> So, do you have anything else to say?<br />
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Umm... Well, this is the, uh... Well, uh, all I can say is, uh, I’m sorry about if you feel— If you feel— If I— That if I mistreated you, and, uh, somewhat, if you— If you felt like I, uh, did wrong.<br />
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Because I don't know why— Why you have, like against, like, these men in the...pickle suits or whatever. Because he was just a guy in a pickle suit. I don’t understand, like, what was so, like, threatening about him. And apparently, you, like, called the cops on him? I mean, what did he do wrong? How you gotta report him? Saying that, like, a guy in a pickle suit's, like, stole your date.<br />
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, well, I think in the past, uh, there, uh, yeah, Guy in The Pickle Suit posed as, uh, Blanca.<br />
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> But, I mean—<br />
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> And, uh...<br />
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> You, like, didn’t know this guy, and you’re already passing judgment on him, and you’re already, like… You passed judgment on thi— On Clyde, okay? Clyde’s like, the nicest guy ever, okay? He is, like… He is gonna be, like, taking care of me for the rest of the li— Rest of my life. ‘Cause he is loaded with cash.<br />
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Hmm...<br />
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Hence why his last name is "Cash".<br />
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> I see. Well, anyway, uh, if that’s what you want, uh, I can’t, uh, force you or anyth— Or anything else. So, uh—<br />
<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> But, Chris, you should be careful [''Chris overlapping, indistinct'']. But you should be careful, Chris, on, like, all the women that you encounter, you better make sure that you treat them properly, do not touch them on the first date; [[Women's rights|don’t try to fucking kiss them]], and, you know, you’ll have no problems, but if you do, you know, the pickle men will come and take them away, and take them to Clyde, and he is gonna take care of them for the rest of their lives as well.<br />
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:''' </font> I see. Alright. Okay. Alright, well, you— You take care of yourself.<br />
<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:'''</font> Hey, why don't you take care of yourself, too, Chris, okay?<br />
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, yeah. Okay. Bye-bye.<br />
<br />
''For the second part of this audio, which is unrelated to Emily, see [[Hooker_incident|The Hooker Incident]].''<br />
<br />
==Hindsight==<br />
On 17 [[April 2009]], a [[white knight]]/counter-troll named Harbal revealed to Chris by email that Emily was a troll and that she wore a wire during her date with Chris. In said email, Chris was also directed to audios of his conversations with Emily on the website of [[The Miscreants]].<ref>[[White knight E-mails#17 April 2009 — Harbal]]</ref> On 31 [[August 2009]], Chris mentioned learning from the The Miscreants's website that Emily wore a wire during their date,<ref>[[Kacey Call 24]]</ref> suggesting that he did not ignore Harbal's email. <br />
<br />
An individual named Emily is referred to in several chats from the [[Vanessa Saga]]. During [[Vanessa AIM Chat 6]], [[Vanessa AIM Chat 8]] and [[Vanessa AIM Chat 9]] (conducted on 21, 27 and 30 [[April 2009]] respectively) Chris was simultaneously instant messaging this Emily and chatting with [[Joshua Martinez]] (posing as [[Vanessa Hudgens]]). In Vanessa AIM Chat 8, Chris mentions having met this Emily and also says that she has a bodyguard (the reason for this is not specified). It is unknown whether or not this Emily is the same person as the Emily who met Chris in Charlottesville Fashion Square. <br />
<br />
All the references to the Emily from the Vanessa saga came after Harbal's email. Therefore, if we assume that two Emilys are indeed the same, an explanation is needed as to why Chris continued being in contact with her despite Harbal's warning. It may that be it took a while for Chris to come to terms with the information that was sent to him. Harbal also told Chris that Ivy was a troll, and yet Chris continued being in contact with her afterwards.<ref>[[For My Sweetest Ivy]]</ref><br />
<br />
Emily may have been referenced by Chris In [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19: Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)|episode 19]] of [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]. The [[dating education]] class on which the story focuses has a student named Emily Ryan and a student named Fred Shiflet, whose last name is the same as that of Emily. In the final exam of Date Ed Fred gets a 91 and Emily gets an 82.<ref>''[[Sonichu 9]]'', pp. [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_5 5], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_29 29]/</ref> Emily and Fred receiving good grades might suggest that Chris's view of Emily was not completely negative when he made episode 19. <br />
<br />
On the other hand, in the [[CWCipedia]] article [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts]], which Chris wrote on 19-20 [[April 2010]],<ref>See the articles's [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Gal-Pals_and_Past_Sweethearts&action=history revision history].</ref> Emily's name is mentioned nowhere. The discrepancy might be explained by the fact that episode 19 was finished on 12 [[April 2009]],<ref>[[CWC Update 12 April 2009]]</ref> prior to Harbal's email, while Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts was written long afterwards.<br />
<br />
==Other aliases==<br />
{{see also|Gal Pal E-mails|Gal Pal E-mails 2|Gal Pal E-mails 3|Gal Pal E-mails 4}}<br />
In September 2016, a user on Kiwi Farms leaked several emails from Chris, and revealed that she is Emily.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/newold-content-part-2.23995/page-7#post-1727792</ref><br />
<br />
She also mentioned that she has played many different roles to Chris, demonstrating the severity of his facial blindness, as those roles required meeting him face-to-face, with Chris being unaware that they were the same person.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/newold-content-part-2.23995/page-5#post-1725752</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/newold-content-part-2.23995/page-7#post-1726713</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/newold-content-part-2.23995/page-7#post-1726756</ref><br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Generally speaking. I mean, I've been multiple different IRL people to Chris.<br />
<br />
One of my roles he has hung out with quite a few times and this character came to be after a certain pickle incident which was maybe a few weeks later...? Aside from those, I've bumped into him around town. <br />
<br />
He's never called out to me. Sometimes I'll say "hi" in passing to see if it'll illicit anything but he's pretty fucking clueless. Back when I first started I was so worried about him recognizing me places but now it doesn't phase me. }}<br />
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==References==<br />
<references/><br />
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==External links==<br />
* [http://www.mediafire.com/?gng0nnylr15nd3a Post-date Conversations]<br />
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{{Sweethearts}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Sweethearts]]<br />
[[Category:Trolls]]</div>
Windows OS
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=HELP,_PLEASE!!!&diff=208665
HELP, PLEASE!!!
2017-08-10T19:43:43Z
<p>Windows OS: Removed dupe "the"</p>
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<div>:''This article is about the series of begs from July 2016. For the begging video from 21 November 2016, see [[Help, please]]''<br />
'''HELP, PLEASE!!!''' is the first of four videos uploaded by Chris on 10 and 11 July 2016. All of the videos are under a minute in length. In the first, Chris appears [[Chris and Health|sick]], so he begs for even more money, more specifically "$20" or "$50 American" on the first video. On the second video, he decides to perform a bit of [[Random-access humor|"comedy"<br />
]] to help entice people to donate, blatantly plagiarised from the [[South Park]] episode "[[wikipedia:Scott Tenorman Must Die|Scott Tenorman Must Die]]". On the third video, he sang "[[wikipedia:The Brothers Flub|The Brothers Flub]]" theme song by what seemed to be the request of animation reviewer The Mysterious Mr. Enter. However, Mr. Enter later denied ever talking to Chris when he was asked about this on his Tumblr. <ref>http://mrenter.tumblr.com/post/147212964829/so-you-just-got-mentioned-in-a-video-by</ref> On the fourth video, he thanks whoever donated $20, but then requests even MORE DONATIONS for Barb's "teeth problem".<br />
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Backup links for first two: [https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/HELP%2c%20PLEASE%21%21%21-KuV-HofzOyQ.webm https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/HELP%2c%20PLEASE%21%21%21-KuV-HofzOyQ.webm] and [https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/Comic%20relief%20for%20money%20right%20now-zgnpBeSqGqQ.mp4 https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/Comic%20relief%20for%20money%20right%20now-zgnpBeSqGqQ.mp4]<br />
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==HELP, PLEASE!==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = HELP, PLEASE!<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|KuV-HofzOyQ}}<br />
| stardate = 10 [[July 2016]]<br />
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}<br />
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Financhu Crisis}} [[Financhu Crisis]]<br />
| shirt = Blue shirt<br />
| previous = [[Announcement 20160709]]<br />
|next = [[HELP, PLEASE!!!#Comic relief for money right now|Comic relief for money right now]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Description===<br />
{{quotebox| Donations still requested.<br />
<br />
Please send donations directly to me via PayPal to my email address: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com. Thank you.<br />
<br />
If you don't know how, watch this video.<br />
https://youtu.be/wPYVhPe_PTQ<br />
<br />
via YouTube Capture}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
[stress sigh] 20 dollars... 50 dollars, American... Anybody, please donate, we need the money right nooowww...<br />
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==Comic relief for money right now==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Comic relief for money right now<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|zgnpBeSqGqQ}}<br />
| stardate = 10 [[July 2016]]<br />
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}<br />
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Financhu Crisis}} [[Financhu Crisis]]<br />
| shirt = Blue shirt<br />
| previous = [[HELP, PLEASE!!!#HELP, PLEASE!|HELP, PLEASE!]]<br />
|next = [[HELP, PLEASE!!!#By random request; I still need money, please|By random request; I still need money, please]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Description===<br />
{{quotebox| Donations still requested.<br />
<br />
Please send donations directly to me via PayPal to my email address: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com. Thank you.<br />
<br />
If you don't know how, watch this video.<br />
https://youtu.be/wPYVhPe_PTQ<br />
<br />
via YouTube Capture}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
I don't know, hey, maybe a little comedy will help inspiring you to donate. "I'm a little piggy here's my snout, oink oink oink, oink oink oink. I'm a little piggy '''here's the meme''', oink oink oink, here's my snout."<br />
<br />
==By random request; I still need money, please==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = By random request; I still need money, please <br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|EseLSkb8GTc}}<br />
| stardate = 10 [[July 2016]]<br />
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}<br />
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Financhu Crisis}} [[Financhu Crisis]]<br />
| shirt = {{Blue and White Striped Dress|text}}<br />
| previous = [[HELP, PLEASE!!!#Comic relief for money right now|Comic relief for money right now]]<br />
| next = [[HELP, PLEASE!!!#Thank you.|Thank you.]]<br />
}}<br />
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{{quote|Flub.|87% of this video is Chris saying this.}} <br />
<br />
===Description===<br />
{{quotebox| Donations still requested.<br />
<br />
Please send donations directly to me via PayPal to my email address: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com. Thank you.<br />
<br />
If you don't know how, watch this video.<br />
https://youtu.be/wPYVhPe_PTQ<br />
<br />
Flub.<br />
<br />
via YouTube Capture}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
'''0:01 to 0:05''': Chris says: "By request of the Mysterious Mr. Enter..."<br />
<br />
'''0:05 to 0:24''': Chris says "flub" multiple times.<br />
<br />
'''0:24 to 0:34''': Chris pinches the top of his nose, giving us a nice view of his [[Chris and health#Hygiene|nose hair and mucus]], while continuing to say "flub".<br />
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'''0:34 to 0:35''': Chris let goes of his nose and moves his mouth and his nose together.<br />
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'''0:35 to 0:39''': Chris says "flub" a few more times.<br />
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'''0:40 to 0:41''': Chris finishes the video by blowing a raspberry.<br />
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==Thank you.==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Thank you. <br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ARqd1f12Qxw}}<br />
| stardate = 11 [[July 2016]]<br />
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}<br />
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Financhu Crisis|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{The Happy Hag|text}}<br />
|previous = [[HELP, PLEASE!!!#By random request; I still need money, please|By random request; I still need money, please]]<br />
|next = [[Donations Further Requested, Please]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Description===<br />
{{quotebox| Donations still requested.<br />
<br />
Please send donations directly to me via PayPal to my email address: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com. Thank you.<br />
<br />
If you don't know how, watch this video.<br />
https://youtu.be/wPYVhPe_PTQ<br />
<br />
via YouTube Capture}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
My mother and I we have received the minimum 20 dollars that we required in the meantime... for our immediate emergency. But there's a bigger emrgency, my mother still has her teeth problem. So, further donations are greatly appreciated to help pay for that. [Long pause] Okay, but anyway, thank you to everyone that individually tored up [sic] the minimum 20 dollars we need right now. Have a good safe day.<br />
<br />
==References==<br />
<references/><br />
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Announcement 20160709]]|nextlink=[[Donations Further Requested, Please]]}}<br />
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[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]]<br />
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>
Windows OS
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Night_Star&diff=208664
Night Star
2017-08-10T19:38:28Z
<p>Windows OS: /* Twitter Sockpuppet */ Explained the difference between troll Emily and NightStar Emily</p>
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<div>{{quote|LOVE my Night Star! The Dimension Breaker and Psychic-Type.|Chris on Miss Night Star<ref>[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/893568807880601600 "LOVE my Night Star! The Dimension Breaker and Psychic-Type."]</ref>}}<br />
[[File:Miss_Night_Star.jpeg|thumb|200px|Chris's pony form manages to be uglier than his original [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Mary]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sues.]]]]<br />
[[File:Night Star crossover MLP.jpeg|thumb|200px|Chris's fanart.]]<br />
Miss '''Night Star''' is the [[My Little Pony|ponysona]] of [[Chris]]. Originally created in the [[June 2017|June of 2017]], two months later, during the events of the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie Saga]], a [[Twitter]] account emerged with the online handle '''NightStar2891''', who defended Chris against the trolls. [[Kiwi Farms]] soon proved that the account holder was actually Chris using a sockpuppet account to [[White knight|white knight]] himself.<br />
<br />
==Conception==<br />
In June 2017, Chris drew art of himself as a My Little Pony character, dubbing his character "Miss Night Star". The cutie mark was based on the result of an online quiz result that he shared.<ref>[[June 2017 Facebook posts#Chris's MLP mark]]</ref> The next day, he drew fanart of Night Star crossing over with the official characters of the My Little Pony television show. He included a likeness of Andrea Libman, voice actress for the female ponies in the drawing, and tweeted it to her.<ref>[[June 2017 tweets#Chris/MLP crossover page]]</ref><br />
<br />
==Fan art==<br />
<br />
Another day later, Chris shared a new drawing of his OC - clearly by [[Chris and art|another person]] and lacking credit to the artist.<ref>[[June 2017 tweets#Night Star fanart]]</ref> On [[Kiwi Farms]], user borbera proved that they were the artist, claiming that Chris did not express any gratitude for the work.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tweet-6-3-chriss-pony-self.31304/page-13#post-2321148 "Lol he didn't thank me </3 proof"]</ref>. In August of the same year, Chris shared another fan drawing, once again without credit.<ref>[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/893568665442017282 August 2017 tweet]</ref><br />
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<center><gallery><br />
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File:Night Star Fan Art.png|Shared in June 2017<br />
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File:NightStar2.jpg|Shared in August 2017<br />
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</gallery></center><br />
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As a result of Chris' posts, other [[Troll|fans]] sought to present [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]] interpretations of the new Miss Night Star:<br />
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Image:NightStarPickle.png<br />
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Image:ShecameforNightStar.jpg<br />
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Image:NightStarTrueColors.png<br />
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</gallery></center>}}<br />
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==Twitter Sockpuppet==<br />
{{see also|NightStar2891 tweets|NightStar2891 leaked DMs}}<br />
<br />
[[File:NotNightStar.PNG|thumb|Chris's bulletproof cover story.]]<br />
<br />
{{quote|"I am an admirer of Miss Chandler and her work. If you're saying She drew my piece based on her character, you are thrown Off, Sir."|Chris, white knighting himself while pretending to be a cartoon pony<ref>https://twitter.com/NightStar2891/status/893629626555052032</ref>}}<br />
<br />
During the events of the Doopie Saga, users on Kiwi Farms discovered that Chris had made a Twitter sockpuppet account named after his pony character in early [[2017 |August 2017]], [https://twitter.com/nightstar2891 @NightStar2891]. Chris used the account to white knight himself against trolls, supporting his claims to still being friends with Doopie, affirming his [[Tomgirl|gender identity]], and all but directly [[Calling Out|calling out]] Doopie for leaking the Doopie Emails to Kiwi Farms.<br />
<br />
On 7 August, the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] obtained screencaps from "Night Star" of her supposed private conversations with Chris (i.e. [[Chris and Health#Mental health|Chris talking to himself]])<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/night-star-delivers-christines-side-of-the-story.33062/</ref>, which Night Star gave as proof of being a separate person. Later that day, Chris and Night Star both reasserted their independence. In an additional attempt to prove that Night Star wasn't him, Chris used the account to give a fake biography of the person allegedly behind it. Details include "Night Star" having a [[Crystal Weston Chandler|sister]] named Gloria, growing up in Richmond, and earning a degree in [[Magi-chan|"psychological arts"]] at the [[University of Virginia]] before getting a job at [[McDonald's]] (presumably due to earning a [[CADD|useless degree]] in a field that [[Honor roll|doesn't exist]]).<br />
<br />
Later, on 9 August, Chris claimed explained that "Night Star", whose "real" fist name he revealed to be '''Emily''' (not to be confused with the troll [[Emily]]), had not tweeted for the last few days because she had been scared off of Twitter by people claiming she was Chris. He blamed the trolls for ruining their supposed [[Gal pal|friendship]] and claimed he scared her away when he went to the McDonald's at which she worked. The 9 August tweets showed the extent of Chris's dedication to making his sockpuppet seem real, but also an uncharacteristic self-awareness on Chris's part that he is so socially inept that he even frightens fictional women.<br />
<br />
===Evidence of Chris' involvement===<br />
When posing as "Night Star", Chris consistently refers to himself in the third person, and maintains (as both "Night Star" and himself) that it is run by a [[True and Loyal Fanbase|loyal fan]]. However, aside from simply using Chris's character and white knighting him, there is substantial evidence that Chris is running this account:<br />
*The use of a [[Chris and English|distinct writing style]], including unnecessary and arbitrary capitalization of words and misuse of punctuation.<br />
*The use of Chris' birth year (backwards) in the username.<br />
*The registered cellphone numbers of @CWCSonichu and @NightStar2891 both end in "48".<ref name="chrisvsnight">[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/night-star-delivers-christines-side-of-the-story.33062/page-6#post-2491809 Chris vs Night Star - failed login (Kiwi Farms)]</ref><br />
*The publicly available characters and overall length of Night Star's registered email address match Chris's [[Gal_Pal_E-mails_4#OkCupid_and_Impotent_Rage|volcanoinsuranceidiot@yahoo.com]].<ref name="chrisvsnight"/><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/night-star-delivers-christines-side-of-the-story.33062/page-10#post-2492114</ref><br />
*In Night Star's screenshots and Chris' screenshots within, the status bar of both cellphones are identical (with ''Sprint Wi-Fi'').<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/night-star-delivers-christines-side-of-the-story.33062/page-6#post-2491760</ref><br />
*The user is following many of the same users Chris follows on his main account, including MLP voice actors and [[Planet Dolan]] members.<br />
*The profile header photo features three MLP characters who Chris has [[April_2012_Facebook_posts#Save_and_Keep_Derpy_Hooves_Pony.|expressed]] [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Pony_music|appreciation]] [[OmegaCon#2015|for in]] [[August 2017 Patreon posts#Request for cartoon porn|the past]].<br />
*The profile biography is a loose parallel of Chris' life story, including living in the [[Charlottesville]] area, a connection to the [[University of Virginia]], and working at a [[Wendy's|fast food restaurant]].<br />
<br />
Chris seems to [[Chris and reality|genuinely believe]] that he is putting on a convincing ruse with the account, reminiscent of his [[JenkinsJinkies]] moniker from years before.<br />
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==References==<br />
<references/><br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
*[[My Little Pony]]<br />
*[[JenkinsJinkies]]<br />
*[[Chloe]]<br />
<br />
==External links==<br />
*[https://twitter.com/NightStar2891 NightStar2891] on [[Twitter]]<br />
<br />
{{Sweethearts}}</div>
Windows OS
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=HarassCWCdirectly&diff=208377
HarassCWCdirectly
2017-08-02T21:45:08Z
<p>Windows OS: /* Transcript */ I think this needs some ragequotes</p>
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<div>{{Ongoing}}<br />
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<div style="position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0">[[File:HarassCWCdirectlySYMBOL.png|right|150px|#HarassCWCdirectly]]</div><br />
'''#HarassCWCdirectly''' is an activist movement [[Chris]] made on Twitter as a response to one of [[DoopieDoOver]]'s posts. Doopie stated the unambiguous fact that Chris' harassment towards her is "beyond scary"; [[Autism|Chris somehow interpreted this as referring to his trolls instead of him]]. As a result, Chris got upset that they were supposedly attacking his [[sweetheart]], and decided to make a speech as a means of attacking them in a [[video]] he uploaded on 2 [[August 2017]]. However, like every other speech Chris has ever made, [[Chris and oration|it is very poorly made]], not only because he decided to ignore the point completely like in many of his other speeches, but because of the fact that he flat out tells all of the [[trolls]] to start harassing him, instead of Doopie, the one thing that [[Chris and stress|stresses]] him out. The speech itself is essentially just Chris saying ''"If you want to harass Doopie, you're going to have to get past me first."'' It is an unusual instance of Chris [[White knight|white knighting]] someone else, however misguided or unnecessary his efforts may be.<br />
<br />
Note the incorrect dating of the Captain's log video. Given [[Chris and anger|Chris' anger]], his attention was [[China|elsewhere]] during production.<br />
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{{tardrage}}<br />
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==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = CLog 07072017 #HarassCWCdirectly<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=qHEBIeREJAw}}<br />
| stardate = 2 August 2017<br />
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian<br />
| subject = {{Violence|text}}, {{Galpals|text}}<br />
| style = {{Rage|text}}<br />
| Saga = {{Doopie|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{(Clopper)|text}}<br />
| previous = [[CLog 07142017 - Rainbow Colouring]]<br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
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'''Description'''<br />
{{quotebox|This is the Official YouTube channel of the one and only creator and author of the Sonichu and Rosechu series, Christine Weston Chandler (AKA Christian, Christopher, Chris Chan, Ricardo); me. Links to my personal Facebook and Twitter pages, as well as my stores of Sonichu and Rosechu, and self, merchandise are available for purchase. Among which, more items are to come in the future, so stay tuned for the updates when I make them personally.}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
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[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Let's... crap]] for a moment... okay? Because... you're harassing other people, and it's at my expense! I... do not... appreciate that. If you wanna harass somebody, about me, talk bad about me, you have to send that harassment DIRECTLY to ''ME''. NO ONE ELSE. I will not... have my friends... and allies... be disturbed... so abruptly... every time. So don't harass this person, DON'T HARASS THAT PERSON. You wanna arg- you want to TALK SMACK ABOUT ME, {{RageQuote|YOU TALK ''DIRECTLY TO ME!'' DO YOU UNDERSTAND?}} And don't ever let me catch you- talking b-about me to anyone else's timelines, comments sections, Twitter, or wherever, that's outside of [[CWCki Forums|your own goddamn forum]], you ''[[trolls]]''! [''punches palm''] Don't ever let me catch you badmouthing me to ANYONE, harassing {{RageQuote|THEM at MY EXPENSE!}} DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! You better '''DAMN WELL''' understand me.<br />
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==#DontHarassMe==<br />
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[[File:DontHarassMe.jpg|thumb|right|200px|[[Nintendo|''CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER'']]]]<br />
Chris also introduced the secondary hashtag '''#DontHarassMe''', accompanied by a drawing of [[Chris and the Law|mugshots]].<ref>[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/892784577240080384 #DontHarassMe]</ref> Though surpassed in popularity by Chris' first hashtag, once again, the intention of this hashtag was to divert the trolls away from his friends, including those at [[Planet Dolan]], towards himself.<br />
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==See Also==<br />
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*[[Doopie]]<br />
*[[Planet Dolan]]<br />
*[[Chris and oration]]<br />
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==References==<br />
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! colspan="2" |Megan Schroeder<br />
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| '''Date of Birth'''<br />
| 23 July 1986<br />
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| '''Gender'''<br />
| Female<br />
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| '''Nationality'''<br />
| [[United States of America|American]]<br />
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| '''Race'''<br />
| [[Chris and race|White]]<br />
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| '''Occupation(s)'''<br />
| None known<br />
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{{quote|Ah, For Her I Would travel even A Thousand Miles, just to be with her. Fortunately, she lives only about one hour from my house, and I meet her once a week at a closer-to-home social. This feeling, It was, and still is, so pure and true, it was like as if I was Born to Love Her. When She Smiles, I feel like I'm Walking on Sunshine as I give my replying smile and gaze into her eyes. And her hair is the softest and most warm-tingling. Cloud Nine? I feel like I'm on Ten.|Christian, ''[[Story of My Current Days]]''}}<br />
{{Quote|ED didn't drag my name through the mud but you did.<br />
I don't know, I can't keep disgracing myself and forgiving and forgiving. I have some pride you know. I've forgiven you so many times before it's just getting irritating now. Even I have my limits.|Megan gives her own view<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008]]</ref>}}<br />
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'''Megan Schroeder''' (born 23 July [[1986]]) is a former [[gal pal]] of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s, with whom he had perhaps the closest relationship with anybody he's ever had in his life.<br />
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Chris first met Megan in the summer of [[2004]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]]. Following Chris's progressively creepier unwanted advances, she cut off contact with him in early [[2008]]. Since then, Chris has developed an intense and unwarranted [[Chris and anger|grudge]] against her, thanks to misconceptions fed to him by [[Borb]], and his [[autism|autistic delusions]] about her scheming with [[Michael Snyder]] to have him banned from The GAMe PLACe.<br />
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==Timeline==<br />
[[File:Megan_Timeline_Prototype.png|thumb|A brief overview of the Megan Saga]]<br />
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==Prologue==<br />
{{main|Megan Emails, 2005-2006}}<br />
{{See also|Megan Emails, Jan-July 2007}}<br />
[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|Look at the fear in her eyes...]]<br />
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{{quote|During the late summer months, I picked up and started the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] [[Trading Card Game]] (it was around the time the movie came into theaters). One Saturday at the Game Place (Where I was also going for Pokemon TCG on Fridays), I met Megan and [[John's Custom Gundam|John Schroeder]]. At first I thought they were a couple but then they were just Sister and Brother. Over the months of getting to know Megan, I grew fond of her. Although at that time, and up to now, she wasn't interested in a lovely relationship. I've bided to her wishes and requests. I am truly fond of her, and I hope she will have a change of heart soon. She'll be turning 21 on July 23, 2007.|Christian<ref>[[Yep, I'm on TV :)]]</ref>}}<br />
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Megan is a typical ''truly'' [[boyfriend-free girl]], even claiming to be asexual. She had a few eccentricities, which Chris was more than happy to copy and oblige, namely her fondness for ''[[My Little Pony]]'', ''[[Sailor Moon]]'', and using Chris like a debit card because she was too lazy to go on [[eBay]] herself. <br />
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Megan and Chris first met at The GAMe PLACe in summer 2004, over a game of ''Yu-Gi-Oh!''. The two apparently struck up a friendship of sorts. They had an obvious connection from the start, since they were both idling their twenties away playing [[card games]] marketed to preteens. It only took [[Third date|a few games]] and a handful of e-mails before Chris saw Megan as his [[sweetheart]]. Megan, however, did not reciprocate this sentiment. It probably didn't help that Megan was getting Chris to buy things for her like a stereotypical wife nagging her husband:<br />
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{{quote|Please can you get this video for me? please hurry! thanks!|Megan, [[Megan_Emails,_2005-2006#Megan_wants_a_Tin_Tin_episode|Megan E-mails]]}}<br />
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Through the end of 2005 and into [[2006]], Chris would obsess over Megan, writing her [[Sonichu 5|into his comic]], trying to drag her into dates, trying to snuggle, hold her hand, kiss her, and other attempted romantic gestures. This didn't accomplish anything but rousing the ire of Megan, who was uncomfortable with these advances and only saw him as a friend, nothing more. She repeatedly tried to assert her asexuality to Chris, in an effort to prevent his advances. Sadly, this fell on deaf ears, and Chris would continue to hound her. Even when Megan eventually resorted to claiming she had a boyfriend, Chris was not deterred.<br />
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Unfortunately for her, this was only the beginning...<br />
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==Megan Saga==<br />
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===Sailor Megtune===<br />
{{Main|Sailor Megtune}}<br />
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Megan, like Chris, enjoyed drawing cartoons, and this seems to have caught Chris's eye early in the game:<br />
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{{quote|Everytime I see your drawings, I get inspired to want to work more on [[Sonichu (comic)|my comics]].|Christian, [[Megan_Emails,_2005-2006#Chris_wants_to_date_Megan_at_McDonald.27s|Megan E-mails]]}}<br />
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In what was a fortunate alignment of his ass-kissing campaign with the series of diary entries that ''Sonichu'' had become, Megan (later [[retconned]] as '''Meg-chan''') soon made her first appearance as [[Sailor Megtune]] in [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] along with [[Megagi La Skunk]], her own furry sidekick. The two are purportedly "[[Sailor Moon|Sailor Soldiers]]" and reveal on the spot that Chris is an old friend of theirs (including Megagi) and thwart the evil Jerkops trying to ruin Chris' [[Love Quest]] with Rockin' Hurricane, causing Magic Rocket to [[Team Rocket|blast off again]]. Her influence on the "art" of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' is apparent in Chris's sudden transition to a more [[anime]] style with ''Sonichu'' #5, most notably in his character's eyes, which became large and shiny.<br />
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[[Image:SchuComic6Page50a.jpg|thumb|Getting dangerously close to crossing the line...]]<br />
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Megan and Chris appeared to chat about comics in their e-mail conversations; Chris [[Ego|critiqued]] some of her story ideas, and ran the plotline for [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]] by her, including a bizarre offer to write in Megan's own imaginary daughter. While Megan probably found the whole thing harmlessly eccentric at first, ''Sonichu'' #5 managed to create some drama pretty quickly upon its release. Megan undoubtedly flipped when she saw her character getting romantic with Chris, as well as being portrayed in a sexualized manner. Chris completely failed to comprehend why she was angry, but did [[retcon]] a couple of pages to tone them down. This did not placate Megan, however.<br />
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===Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown===<br />
{{main|Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown}}<br />
{{See also|Megan Emails, Aug-Dec 2007}}<br />
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{{quote|In any case, I LOATHE [[Adam Stackhouse|Adam]] and his Sister for STEALING my one chance at taking my Sweet [[Gal pal|Gal-Friend]] to [[Wikipedia:Seattle|Seattle]]; [[Chris and rape|it would have been terriffic]]. I might have even been able to change her outlook on not planning on having children (she and I are both virgins; although I am a [[stress|FRUSTRATED]], High-Functionally [[autism|AUTISTIC]], 25-YEAR OLD [[Virgin with rage|VIRGIN]].|[[PSN Blogs]]}}<br />
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In June [[2007]], Megan went to [[Wikipedia:Kentucky|Kentucky]]. Undeterred, Chris continued e-mailing her, refusing to back away even for a moment as he ''still'' believed that, deep down inside, Megan truly did love him. Discovering Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown and the prizes for victory, Chris eagerly entered the contest, hoping to win a [[PSP]] and use the trip offered in the contest to win her [[china|heart]]. In the end, as expected, Chris lost (even after extensive cheating), [[Adam Stackhouse]] won, and Megan didn't care. Even when Chris began whining to her and others about how Adam and everyone else except Chris had somehow cheated, Megan didn't care either way. This childish behavior eventually resulted in Megan losing her temper with Chris, reprimanding him for his selfishness and inappropriate behavior. Despite being hurt by her outburst, Chris continued to harass Megan in much the same way as before.<br />
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===Rule 34 and The End of Megan===<br />
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{{See also|Megan emails, 2008}}<br />
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{{quote|And, by the way, is not ''Crystal'' whose eyes are censored; that is ''Megan''!|Chris stating [[Chris and art|the not-so-obvious]] <ref name="secondmessage">[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref>}}<br />
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In November 2007, Chris would discover his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page and begin his one-man crusade [[Sonichu 8|against the garbage]]. In the process, he uploaded a number of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|pornographic and lewd]] artworks, one of which was [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a picture of him fingering Megan]] with her eyes obscured. Trolls originally believed that she was [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|his imaginary sister Crystal]], which prompted an outraged Chris to try to deny accusations of incestuous desires by revealing that the image was actually meant to represent Megan.<ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#March 2008|Chris confirms Megan's identity on 18 March 2008.]]</ref><ref name="secondmessage"/><br />
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By 12 [[March 2008]], Megan discovered the picture depicting her and demanded that it be removed immediately. Chris attempted to do so, but found himself blocked at every turn. His edits were quickly reverted, or even worse, compounded, as he tried to upload other versions of the picture with the face cropped out or obscured. On 21 [[April 2008]] Megan wrote an email to Chris saying she was not comfortable being around him anymore,<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008#Megan can't trust Chris anymore]]</ref> thus putting an end to their friendship.<br />
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Throughout the fiasco, Chris brashly attempted to paint himself as a greater victim than Megan, initially even assuming that she didn't understand what was going on in the picture. He would later admit he did it in part to suppress '''the occasional impulse to [[rape]] her''', and that trying to assert that what she was going through just BEING in the picture and learning what he could have done was ''nothing'' compared to the misery of the [[troll]]ing he was enduring.<ref>[[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris_continues_bothering_her_about_ED]]</ref><br />
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Evidence suggests that Megan was distancing herself from Chris even before she discovered the awful drawing. Comments by former GAMe PLACe patrons Daniel Mimms and [[Lucas]] indicate that Megan was already avoiding Chris before she found out ShecameforCWC.<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Initial post|Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]: "Megan would usually stand/hide behind me and Lucas to avoid [Chris], '''especially after''' the drawings of her got leaked [emphasis added]." This comment suggests that Megan was avoiding Chris before ShecameforCWC came to her attention. In their [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Chris and Megan|discussion of Megan]], Mimms and Lucas seem to attribute Chris's groping as the main factor behind the deterioration of his relationship with her, while giving little weight to ShecameforCWC.</ref> Chris himself has partially confirmed this account on the [[CWCipedia]].<ref>[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Megan+Schroeder Megan]: "When I started getting too close, [Megan] started to feel uncomfortable, My Bad. Then she distanced herself from me, saw other dudes, including a possible homosexual."</ref> It might very well be that ShecameforCWC was the last step in euthanizing a dying relationship, rather than killing a vibrant and living one.<br />
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==Aftermath==<br />
{{quote|Too bad I was never just that too all into him.|Cartoon Megan, "I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC"}}<br />
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{{quote|Megan... WHY?!|Christian, <br />
"I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC"}}<br />
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Despite Megan telling him she was no longer comfortable being in his presence, Chris was not willing to give up on her. On 11 [[2008#June|June 2008]], Chris sent an email to a person named Tyler Wane, asking Tyler to deliver Megan the birthday gift Chris bought for her (a German-English dictionary). Chris said he could not deliver her the gift himself due to being "forced into hiatus from the Pokemon League by that S.O.B. [[Michael Snyder|Mike]]". Tyler in response suggested to Chris to arrange meeting with Megan outside [[The GAMe PLACe]].<ref><[[Chris emails 2008#June]]</ref> <br />
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Megan surfaced again in Chris's thoughts in [[July 2009]], first in the [[CWC "Boyfriend"]] video, and then in the subsequent update, [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC]]. Chris also [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCo72hJ-SAg reposted] the Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown entry, though this version is slightly different from the ones frequently seen in latter days: After "...my friend Megan!", Chris inserted a short break with a photo of him and Megan, with a lovely heart frame. Either this is the original version before Chris tried to clean up his image, or a brand new version with new improved references to the long-lost love.<br />
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On 26 [[March 2009]], he released a [[CWC Major Update 26 March 2009 |Captain's Log]] where he told everyone to [[Chris and Hypocrisy|"leave her alone"]] because she was going through [[stress]] from the [[trolls]], and threatened to stop drawing the comic if they didn't. At the beginning of the video Chris claims that he was recently contacted by Megan, though it was most likely a troll posing as her seeing as she had cut off all ties with him.<br />
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On 12 [[August 2009]], he dedicated a song to Megan in one of his [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]] videos, where the first sign that he'd convinced himself that she'd told him "I Love You" comes up (and he remains relatively consistent when speaking of her in acting as though this actually happened).<br />
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{{quote|Coming up next at #7, we got another long-distance dedication, to the old [[gal-pal]] of mine that I almost had a ra- I had meant to be- I had her "I love you" before I got kicked out, Megan Schroeder, her, from her favorite, this is from her favorite h-artist, Yngwie Malmsteen.|Christian, "[[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]]"}}<br />
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In 2010, he created a [[:File:ModNation GalPal.jpg|model of Megan]] for ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' (named "Gal Pal"), showing that he still can't let go.<br />
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=== Chris's version of events ===<br />
On 16 [[May 2010]], the [[CWCipedia]]'s new fan manager Daria Camacho created a page for Megan, using the link on Chris's page of [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|gal-pals and sweethearts]]. When Chris discovered it, he erased all of Daria's text and wrote his own version. The abridged version of events he presents is much shorter than his gigantic [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|rant on The Wallflower]], probably because the events of the Megan Saga are beginning to fade from his memory.<br />
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{{quotebox|If you REALLY MUST KNOW...<br />
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Megan and I first met at a Yu-Gi-Oh Tournament at The G&H Place, back when it was still in the Downtown Mall. It was around the time the Y.G.O. Movie debuted in theaters. She and I, we talked, hung out and became really good friends.<br />
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"I DID have lovey-dovey feelings for her, and I still care about her as a friend. I did her a number of favors by getting her this and that off of eBay, then she would reimburse me the cost of each item.<br />
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When I started getting too close, she started to feel uncomfortable, My Bad. Then she distanced herself from me, saw other dudes, including a possible [[homos]]exual.<br />
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I drew that drawing of her and me that is unfortunately popular among everyone who tends to haze me for TWO REASONS. Firstly, because of My Own Wishful Thinking. And second a tool in a lame attempt to overcrowd the E.D. page against me with Bu**C*** with my own "information" to shut it down.<br />
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Ever since, she totally spaced herself from me, like as if she had put a restraining order against, which she did not. And as I was being forced off the Place premesis the last day I was there, she stood by and watched in shock. She could have spoken up for me, but she did not.<br />
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I have lost communication with Megan since then.}}<br />
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In the months and years after his "breakup" with Megan, Chris came to try and act as if he'd gotten over her. His [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|CWCipedia page]] on [[The Wallflower]], for instance, claimed "I had LOOOOOONG moved on from Megan."<br />
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However, a lingering attachment betrayed itself on occasion. The archive of his [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|female acquaintances]] on the CWCipedia noted, "I still miss her sometimes." In an [[Jackie_e-mails_Part_2#Chris_lies_about_The_Game_Place|e-mail to Jackie]] from April 2010, when he recounted having his picture taken at The GAMe PLACe, Chris said, "I was in a state of shock from seeing Megan and (her short-lived romance) Christopher MAKING OUT. '''That Should Have Been Me.'''"<br />
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==The Blame Game==<br />
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=== Origins ===<br />
[[File:Megan Schroeder - 2013 September.jpeg|thumb|Megan, years later, still recovering from her ordeal. Out of frame: JERK.]]<br />
The [[Matthew Noble call]] of August 2010 revealed that [[Bob]] and [[Barbara]] disliked and distrusted Megan, believing that she conspired with Michael Snyder and "some [[homos]]exual[s]" to get Chris banned from The GAMe PLACe. Barbara also mentions how Megan "lied" about something, suggesting that she believes Megan to be a troll.<br />
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It is possible that this belief originated with Chris, as in his correspondence with [[Katie Bay]], he lists Megan as a "possible troll".<ref>[[Katie_Bay_E-mails_2#26 July]]</ref> His reasoning was typical Chris - she had a vagina and didn't want to give him access to it. He also appears to have [[Autism|confused her with another white female brunette]] that placed a sign on his lawn on [[Halloween]] [[2008]].<br />
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=== Chris Doxes Megan ===<br />
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A series of leaked Facebook postings beginning in [[February 2012]] revealed Chris' ever-growing, pathological, and extreme hatred for Megan. His animosity for Megan supposedly grew much more vitriolic after buying into his parents' [[Chris and reality|completely baseless]] belief that Megan was responsible for the "Hate and Smear Campaign" against Chris:<br />
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{{quote|EVERYONE, I have most urgent news. It is Final in My Mind, and from my mother as an eye and ear witness of her consorting with [[Michael Snyder]] LONG Before Novembef, [[2007]]; Megan Schroeder IS the SEED of the Whole Hate and Smear Campaign Against Me on the [[Internet]]. If any of you all Know where she is, or have clues of her, or her brother...current wherabouts, Please Inform Me on THIS WALL, Posthaste. She is Needed Brought to me, my mother and [[Rob Bell|our attorney]], for Great Questioning, and a Huge Piece of my mind. Thank You, Christian W. Chandler|Chris, Facebook, [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Urgent news|February 18, 2012]]}}<br />
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In the following days, Chris posted her contact information in hopes that his friends would troll her. Thankfully, this effort was not successful.<br />
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[[File:Fbp10.png|thumb|Chris' retarded attempt at trolling back Megan. He exhibits a belief that if you simply dox people online, they get trolled back, not realizing the large number of reasons why this only happened to him.]]<br />
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On 4 April [[2013]], Chris denounced The GAMe PLACe and called for Megan to be "jailed and beaten up", describing her as a "vile, wicked, traitorous bitch,"<ref>[http://i.imgur.com/mBFcon9.png Leaked Facebook post]</ref> a rare display of hatred upon a woman not seen from Chris since [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Judging by a 20 July 2013 Facebook post, Chris seems to be holding Schroeder, along with [[Michael Snyder|Snyder]], to be the main culprit behind the various misfortunes he had over the years.<ref>[[Facebook#Spring Brakers]]</ref> Perhaps, if Chris ever starts the [[Sonichu_(comic)|comic]] up again, we shall see Megan taking up the golden hair/helm of being Chris's foe.<br />
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=== Megagi La Scapegoat ===<br />
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Chris's vitriol for Megan continues almost six years after his ban from [[The GAMe PLACe]], and he has even resorted to using Megan as a scapegoat for everything bad that happens to him even if he is blatantly responsible. In the aftermath of a permaban from [[Wal-Mart]] on the weekend of 7 September 2013 for having vandalized an [[Xbox]] One display, Chris flew into an incoherent rage and began blaming Megan for both his Wal-mart and GAMe PLACe bans:<br />
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{{quote|If it had not been for Mr. "Manajerk", Megan Schroeder, and their Internet Troll/Cyber-Bully Breeding and Meeting Ground, Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys, My Family and I would not have had go through all of the emotionally depressing, and Financial Downfall to the depths of Greatly Poor and Just Getting By! The Manajerk has drained us financially, thinking we are freaking rich. And Megan has robbed me emotionally, started all of the Hate Against Me on the freaking Internet, Never financially paid me back for ALL of the material favors I bought for her off of eBay, and I WANT MY UNCUT "SAILOR MOON' DVDS FROM SEASONS "R" TO "SAILOR STAR" THAT GERMAN WARFARE BITCH CONNED FROM ME RETURNED TO ME!!!|Chris, Facebook, September 7, 2013}}<br />
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[[File:Sept13 Imgur 28.jpg|thumb|left|Megan's fate as a Lego voodoo doll. Notice her goth style clothing.]]<br />
On 24 September 2013, Chris claimed in a Facebook post to have received an email from Daniel Mimms about Megan's current whereabouts. He now classes her with the Witch ([[Mary Lee Walsh]]) and the Bastard ([[Michael Snyder]]), and makes three [[Lego]] minifigs of them and shakes them together as a sort of punishment.<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Voodoo-Wise]]</ref><ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Yep, the Bitch has not changed a thing...]]</ref> Of course, the notion that Chris can perform [[Wikipedia:Sympathetic magic|sympathetic magic]] to harm his enemies is [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|befitting]] with his [[Chris and reality|other delusions]]. Chris would continue to use this Lego minifigure of Megan as a totem to relieve his anger for her, and it appeared a month later "in detention" at [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|Lego Manchester High]].<br />
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On 3 October 2013, Chris posted another [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Megagi La Skunk agrees that you should have never been born|rambling tirade directed at Megan]] to Facebook. This time, Chris claimed that [[Megagi La Skunk]], Megan's cartoon character that she probably doesn't even remember making, told him that she is "deeply distrustful" and agrees with Chris that Megan should have never been born. Additionally, as if she would even care, Megan's [[Sailor Megtune]] "powers" were "revoked" by Chris. On top of reiterating the previous "wrongdoings" by Megan, Chris has proven nothing at all, except perhaps that he suffers from [[Chris and reality|some form of]] [[Chris and anger|mental illness.]]<br />
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{{quote|<br />
You ungrateful bitch. Quit hiding behind the Anons, Trolls, PLace People and every Damned Person who you have deceived into siding with you.<br />
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By the way, I have checked with Megagi La Skunk; she feels deep distrust in you. We mutually agree that you should have never been born, even if it meant she would never exist. Also, your Sailor Megtune powers; I created them for you; I have taken them away from you! Usagi and the Sailor Scouts would have been most ashamed of you.<br />
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...And by the way, I pray you have been having Really Bad Luck, Feeling Paranoid of EVERYONE, and Shakingly Stressed, because I continue to leave your minifigure upside-down and shaken with the Witch and the Bastard! And I have been feeling the very same grave emotions myself for the Six Long Years, you damn, dirty bitch!|Chris, Facebook, October 3, 2013}}<br />
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Chris ended his first rant with a comment reading "NOBODY ELSE COMMENT THIS POST!!!", possibly because he's tired of having his atrocious behavior called out by even the most ass-patting of his friends. The following day, Chris focused all his blame like a laser beam on Megan, insisting that she is responsible for the [[CWCki]], virtually all of his [[List of places that have banned Chris|bans]], the "theft" of his [[Sailor Moon]] DVDs ''yet again'', and astonishingly, even the fact that he lacks a sweetheart. That's right: not only is Megan the one who's responsible for everything Chris inflicted on himself, but also Chris will ''only'' forgive Megan after he gets [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|unpaid]] [[china]] he feels entitled to.<br />
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{{quote|I will only forgive Megan, and remove all curses upon her, when she apologizes to me In Person and Face To Face, when the Cwcki, its forum, and Everything Else Against me on the Freaking Internet is GONE, GONE, GONE, when I am NOT BANNED FROM ANYWHERE, when I get my original Uncut Sailor Moon DVDs returned to me, when my Good Name is Cleared of all of the bad, AND when I have my female Sweetheart for Forever. And I am Not Stepping Down beforehand.|Chris, Facebook, October 4, 2013, 10:09am}}<br />
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=== Megan, Queen of the Trolls ===<br />
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Roughly two hours later, Chris posted another Facebook message. While seemingly intending to explain the methodology of Megan's master [[troll]] scheme, to everyone else it actually reads more like valid condemnations of Chris' obnoxious behavior by his peers and authority figures. Finally, Chris re-iterated his desire not to hear any criticism from his friends, instructing others not to comment on his post and challenging Megan to a face-to-face meeting. Whether Megan cares enough to challenge, in-person, a delusional 31-year old who lives with his [[Barb|mother]] remains yet to be seen.<br />
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{{quote|Megan, I KNOW you and the PLace employee continuously conversed and conspired against me. "Christian is so weird. " "Tell me about it." "He hangs onto me, touching me, clinging onto my every word. Ugh." "I can not stand his shouting outbursts that echos in my head after both of those times he stressed out." "I want to just kill him; destroy his goody-two-shoes nature, soul, heart and all that shit my mashed potato grenade could shatter, but leave his body in tact, so I'm not committed for murder." "I just want to ban him from "MY" store forever." "I got it! Let's get an embarrassing photo of him, post it online, and put him to shame forever!" "Mimms and Lucas are tech freaks! Let's enlist them." "Yeah! Chris will be banned from "YOUR" store based on the hyped up mal online reputation; he will be out of my life forever. Pending possible nightmares and night terrors to come, but who the fuck cares; his Autistic, Fragile mind will shatter along with his heart after I kiss my homosexual fake boyfriend in front of him!" ""HA HA HA HA HA AHA HA HA!!!!!""<br />
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I am onto your game that took away six years of my life and destroyed me; you either pay me what you owe, or I continue to curse and haunt you with my father at my side.|Chris, Facebook, October 4, 2013, 12:44pm}}<br />
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Chris later deleted the two posts prior to this one; a few hours later, he deleted this one as well.<br />
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==Years later==<br />
{{quote|I just say let her, wherever she is, live her life, and I'll just stay here, liv-- living mine. It's all done and over with.|Chris, finally moving on}}<br />
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On 26 January 2016, in the [[CatKnight Interview 2|second CatKnight interview]], Sir Arthur Spatchcock brought up the topic of Megan and the [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Urgent news|grudge]] [[February_2012_Facebook_Posts#Pissed off|Chris]] [[February_2012_Facebook_Posts#Damn You|had]] [[February_2012_Facebook_Posts#Address|against]] [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#GAMe PLACe revelations|her]]. Chris claims that he has finally gotten over that grudge, wishing for her to be left alone to live her own life.<br />
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In February 2017, Chris looked up and browsed through Megan's Facebook account<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#Found Megan's Facebook]]</ref>, sharing one of her drawings to his own account. When asked by [[Kim Wilson]] if they were friends again, Chris responded:<br />
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{{quotebox|Not quite; I just gone through my past and recent sent friend requests, found Megan Schroeder, and I liked her cover photo; it's cute. She has a few cute dogs too. At least, she's doing okay; as far as I can tell.}}<br />
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The act of searching for his ex-[[Gal-Pal]] came just four days after Chris posted about his feelings of nostalgia for his "friends" from [[Manchester High]].<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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===Art by Megan===<br />
<center><gallery><br />
Image:061-MegansSailorMoonCD.jpg|[[Sailor Moon]]<br />
Image:313-MegansSMoon.jpg|Sailor Moon<br />
Image:316-MegagiOriginal.jpg|[[Megagi La Skunk]] ~ The pose in this and the following few drawings are quite obviously traced from the same source.<br />
Image:318-HoundHowl.jpg|Hound Howl, which Chris reused as "Canino the Houndhowl" in the [[Wedding Comic]].<br />
Image:319-PendingDoom.jpg<br />
Image:320-Apocolypse.jpg<br />
Image:321-IceCune.jpg<br />
Image:322-houdourstuff.jpg<br />
Image:Megan_ace_of_clubs.JPG|"Ace of Clubs" ~ Megan's original design for [[Patti-chan]], until Chris stole the design.<br />
Image:Megyoshimitsu1.jpg|[[wikipedia:Yoshimitsu (Namco)|Yoshimitsu]] drawing, made in [[1990s|1996]].<ref name="tekken forces">[https://web.archive.org/web/20091012030656/http://www.tekkenforces.com/fanart/fanartgmegimitsu.php Tekken Forces Fanart Gallery]</ref><br />
Image:Megyoshimitsu2.jpg|''[[Wikipedia:Powerpuff Girls|Powerpuff Girls]]''-style Yoshimitsu<ref name="tekken forces"/><br />
</gallery></center><br />
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'''Etsy shop'''<br />
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[[Image:Meg.jpg|thumb|Megan on her Etsy page]]<br />
{{quote|All of my artwork and materials are proud to be "Made in China" free!! <br />
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~Megan Schroeder June 2013}}<br />
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On 15 June 2013, Megan Schroeder created an [https://www.etsy.com/people/OutOfTheWildFelts Etsy] account to sell her artwork of animal dolls wearing flowery attire. She claims that her artwork is "Made in China" free, and her materials she uses for her dolls are made in Japan, the USA, and Europe. She has gained a love for nature over the years after the events of the Megan saga, and is seen in her profile pic to be wearing a photographer's camera, indicating that she could be a photographer.<br />
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===Art of Megan===<br />
<center><gallery><br />
Image:Sonichu07-P03.jpg<br />
Image:Sonichu07-P04.jpg<br />
Image:Sonichu07-P05.jpg|KINDA OF A [[Dragon Ball Z|GOKU-GET-EM]] ATTITUDE. :)<br />
Image:129-ChrisChanMegtune.jpg<br />
Image:305-ACMegan.jpg<br />
Image:306-ACMeganBck.jpg<br />
Image:307-MegSch.jpg<br />
Image:311-RedDarkMeggician.jpg<br />
Image:312-PeanutsMegan.jpg|Another [[wikipedia:Schroeder (Peanuts)|Schroeder]].<br />
File:ModNation GalPal.jpg|He just can't let go...<br />
File:Sept13 Imgur 28.jpg|[[LEGO]] voodoo doll of Megan.<br />
File:Lego2 - 24 September 2013.jpeg|He keeps it upside down to torture her.<br />
File:Lego3 - 24 September 2013.jpeg|When he feels REALLY angry, he shakes it.<br />
File:Meganfight 26.jpg|Chris victorious over the evil bitch.<br />
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</gallery></center><br />
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===Miscellaneous===<br />
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Image:323-MegansDarkChao.JPG<br />
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==References==<br />
{{CWCipedia|chris=Megan Schroeder}}<br />
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{{MeganSaga}}<br />
{{People}}<br />
{{Love quest}}<br />
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[[Category:The GAMe PLACe]]<br />
[[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]<br />
[[Category:Megan Saga|*]]</div>
Windows OS
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CatKnight_Interview_2&diff=208108
CatKnight Interview 2
2017-07-29T00:59:09Z
<p>Windows OS: /* Highlights */</p>
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<div><!--Arthur Spatchcock isn't real, he's KiwiFarms user Master Disaster, but we want to act like he is so Chris doesn't find out.--><br />
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[[CatKnight Interview|After a successful interview]], [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] fan CatKnight/Master Disaster aka Sir Arthur Spatchcock, '''interviewed''' our favorite TRUE and HONEST Christine Weston Chandler on 26 January 2016.<br />
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== Highlights ==<br />
[[File:Coles.jpg|right|thumb|200px|THE Cole Smithey.]]<br />
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Chris mentions his half-brother [[Cole Smithey]] after a long time, mentions his infamous ''Toy Story 3'' review and disagrees with his half-brother's opinion only to after mention that he hasn't watched ''Toy Story 3''. Arthur is impressed to meet a relative of THE Cole Smithey. Chris and Arthur talk about the CWCki, Chris's time at jail, Bob's death, THe GAMe PLACe's shutdown, Chris's art, Sonichu: The Animated Series, as well the reveal that Chris has a friend that is apparently able to hack the CWCki and make it more "positive". Chris also talks about [[Megan]] after a long time, claiming to have gotten over the [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Urgent news|grudge]] [[February_2012_Facebook_Posts#Pissed off|he]] [[February_2012_Facebook_Posts#Damn You|had]] [[February_2012_Facebook_Posts#Address|against]] [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#GAMe PLACe revelations|her]].<br />
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== Video ==<br />
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| name = CatKnight Interview<br />
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| Stardate = 26 January 2016<br />
| Featuring = [[Chris]]; [[Trolls|CatKnight/Arthur Spatchcock]]<br />
| previous = [[CatKnight Interview]]<br />
| next = [[CatKnight Interview 3]]<br />
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== Audio ==<br />
The audio is also available [https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/chrisinterview2/s-avffG here].<br />
== Transcript ==<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Hello?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello?<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Ah, that's much better.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes. Okay, so, what do you want to talk about?<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh all kinds of things Christine, all kinds of things. I got a hold of my superiors and we sat down and we had a long meeting.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Mhmm.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> And we covered a lot of things, they listened to the conversation and they were impressed, implicably so even. But they do, have a few issues. And well I can't deny it the biggest thing working against you right now is the C-W-C-I-K-I.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I think you mean, yeah, you mean the CWCki, yeah.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> The CWCki, is that what it is? Okay, so the CWCki, yes. Now I told them that that website is in no way whatsoever affiliated with you professionally.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> That's right.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> But even under that guise they still took the time to look through it themselves and they did come across a few things that they can't deny as fact. So, I told them that I would contact you and find out a few more details about a few particular aspects if you don't mind.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> That's fine, fire away.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Alright, the first one that comes up is your alleged court case involving GameStop.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh, yes that was uh, unfortunate. But, um, ah, that did happen but in my- but in my defense I was, very much, spooked and quite surp- and quite scared upon the event, and upon having encountered similar situations before, I had not been able to defend myself as bet- as best as I could. Um, but unfortunately yes that has happened, but the court case has cleared up and ah.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Really? How did that turn out?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I, I went to each of my, went to each of the court trials as scheduled and everything and ah, you know and anyway, everything's all cleared up and I just have a few, just have a, the old court fines that I'm still paying off.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> The court fines? Though no sentences or anything? No incarceration?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Right, no sentences or incarceration.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Okay okay, and how long were you arrested before you were released? That's just a small question.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Ah, yes, that was, you know I was arrested at the night of December 26th, 2014 and uh, I was put, I did not, I was not able to get back home until the following Monday<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh my!<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> So, yes so I spent a weekend hibernating in, jail.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> I hope they fed you well.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> *Sigh,* Ah, yes.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Teas and biscuit or ah, cheese burgers or pizza? I don't know, I've never been arrested.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Um, well actually it was more like, bit of, bit of meat, um, little bit of fruit, and some milk and juice, and water.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Okay, alright, sounds about pretty common jailtime grub I guess.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Quite.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Alright. So we covered the little bit of, the jail indecencies and all that stuff. Now they mentioned another thing, and this one really caught their attention, because this was the big court case. Michael. Snyder.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Ah yes, the previous, the owner of the, closed down Game and Hobby Place, ah.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh it's closed down now?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes, it's been, yes it's been closed for about a year or two now.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Is it? Ahh.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes, it's now been, it's now a, it's now a, ah store for chocolates...<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Really? Do you go there often?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Ahhh, no. But I've drove, no but I've driven by there so I have, so that's how I, that's how I know.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Hey you should stop by sometime, take a look around the place, see what they've done with it<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, I don't think it is, I don't think it's as good a justice as it used to be. But anyway, um, aside from that um, yeah, two, s, yeah, pretty much nearly true except for exaggerations and the obvious fantasies they have from but yeah, um, about April, Snyder had a ship, a chip on his shoulder against me so he banned me from there, and ah, then, then the couple of years later I came in there asking, I came in there and talked him and asked him to lift the ban and he said, and he was really [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|cold-hearted]] and said no so then a couple of years later I tried again, still no, and then ah, shortly after my father's passing in 2011, ah, it takes a, my brain's a little slow you'll have to forgive me there<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> It's no problem. Take your time.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes, anyway, am so after his death. Yeah my mother and I were out and we were driving by and we noticed a sign that said 'under new management,' so, so I took a guess that Snyder was out of the picture and then, my mom and I we both went in and he was there and he [[28 October 2011|immediately called the police against us and my mother and I ended up having to spend a night in jail]] because of that, but yeah, after ah, the months with the uh, with the court trials and ah, ah shoot I'm trying to think of it, um. Uh, we were not, we were not sentenced to prison or anything bad like that, we had, we had to check in with ah, somebody every once about once a month or so, um, pretty much, uh, I, I have to plead closer to mind as far as the term that came up to my head. I would say, um some sort of parole but supervised, but then after that trial went about it became unsupervised so, and then we became free from that.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Alright. Sounds good to me.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah but it did kill us, pretty much nearly all remaining fund that Mr C my father, had left to us.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Yes, God rest his soul.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Now we've covered that, the next question that came up was um... do you actually have a brother by the name of Cole Smithey, or is that just a horrible troll joke?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh no, it's true. My half-brother, Joseph Cole Smithey. My mother gave birth to him, um, yeah, has his own mental and physical traumas, um... He left uh, he left my, he left our mother and had a chip on his shoulder against her, uh, moved to New York, and became the mo-- became the movie critic with his own website, Cole Smithey dot com.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Wait a minute, he's THE Cole Smithey, the movie critic?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh, he's quite well known over here, he's like a celebrity.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes, the world's smartest movie critic.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Really? The smartest movie critic, that's an impressive title.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, well that's what it says on his website, anyway.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh, I see.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ...Although at least, uh, even though, um, I might disagree with him on the review of Toy-- of the Toy Story 3 movie, but at least we agree on, uh, Inside Out.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Yes, I've heard a lot of people disagree with his review of Toy Story 3.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ...Quite. Umm, I still have not seen Toy Story 3, but I've seen Toy Story 1 and some of number two. I-- it just never came about to my point of view yet.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> ...Now uh, one of the things that one of our interns who was checking the site for us came across was Sonichu the animated series.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, yes, that had nothing to do with the online animations that have been currently released yet, and that have been currently released, except for the one that I approved of, of which, uh, was a fan animation, computer-generated, and Sonichu took down a robot on his way to rescue Rosechu that I end up, uh, with the per-- with the permission, uh, quoting and re-drawing, and re-wri-- re-writing a little bit, in my number nine book.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Okay. We were concerned about that, we wanted to make sure that it was legitimate and NOT associated with you.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Y-- But yes, Sonichu: The Animated Series is not associated with me whatsoever.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Okay. Uh, another aspect that came up -- and this one is the one that made them feel a little uncomfortable -- and that's your, how do I put this eloquently? Your extensive adult gallery?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hmm. Yes, I have drawn a [[Shecameforcwc.jpg|few pieces]] of, uh, se-- of sexual taste and whatnot, um, but mostly-- yeah, mostly in the nude with, uh, women and female characters, but I've mostly keep the-- uh-- I've, like, I-- was, I was, kinda like, just, I was kind of like, umm, yeah, I was just trying it out for a little while. And then also, umm, was the theoretical exes, a theoretical ex being, um, one of my past, uh, women friends that I've talked with over the internet but it turned out to be an-- an-- one of the internet trolls, cyber-bullies, and then, uh, and then-- and then that whole schlemie-- and then that whole schlemiel communication, uh, ended up being quote on quote 'exposed.'<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh, how horrible. Someone pretending to be a girl to get your affections?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> How deplorable.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And-- yeah, and-- yes, and among which they did req-- they did request of me to draw the things that would go on between her and me, respectively. But that was so long ago and I just put all that behind me, the last time I ever really drawn anything of the... SEXUAL tendencies.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh well like I said, we're just making sure we've got all of our bases covered before we make too many steps forward. We wouldn't want to accidentally get associated with something that might be construed inappropriate for children.<br />
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C: Quite. Quite. But of course the uh, big difference between-- uh, between any, anybody else's, uh, redrawing of my characters and whatnot is definitely the drawing-- hand-drawing style. I've never-- I've never drawn anything within my comic book pages on the computer except to, uhh, to make sort of a collage or to quote from past pages.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Yes, I noticed that a lot of your art seems to be colored with markers; a very intriguing form of, uh, you know, coloring.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes, I like using the Crayola markers. The ones that come in the fifty-pack, and they're uh, thi-- and they're thin, with the little pointed tips. Th-- th-- it's easier to stay in the lines, definitely.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> You wouldn't want to go outside the lines.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. And then some of them even are-- are scented, so that's a little bit of fun as well, like I--<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Ooph!<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> --like, coloring with yellow, and you get lemon.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh man, I think that would get like, crazy if you used all scented ones.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, but, it's-- it-- they're not all scented, it's just like, you know, with a select few out of the fifty.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> So are you saying that Sonichu is lemon-scented?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Ha ha! That would be fun, wouldn't it? But umm, uh, upon the original coloring, at some-- at some of the time, I would say so, but I would tend to say that the scent from the original ink has faded away by now.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Do y-- uh, I do have another question. Now this is out of concern, but the associates and I came across that horrible little article about your house catching on fire.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, yes, that was, uh, January of 2014. It was electrical, my mom and I and our dogs and one of our cats, we got out safe, and our insurance company helped us. Uh, we stayed in a hotel for about a month, and uh, we-- and we ended up moving into a temporary house for nearly the whole year, and we f-- and our house had finally been finished, reconstructed, uhh, about near the end of Decem-- about near the end of December, so we had gotten moved in just in the nick of time there, before the lease run-- ran out on the house we were temporarily residing in.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> That's good, that's good. Because uh, I noticed that people [tend to?] have a large collection of your property. It's kind of almost creepy. But uh, they uh, did you lose anything extremely important in that fire?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uhh... yeah, among-- uh, yeah, we, we-- to my-- from my mother's perspective, uhh, she had lost and, uh, we ended up finding two of them. Uhh, she had lost a pair of shoes that she'd liked, but we ended up finding them, and she ended up losing her purse; we think, uhh, somebod-- the, the child from across the street living from us, came in and stole it, so... uh, but then we moved back-- but then upon moving back in, we found the purse, so it's like, re-- it was likely returned, but with some of the, uh, iden-- some of the, uh, money and whatever, was-- had, had been removed from it. And most importantly to my mother, we had a, uh, painting print copy, um, uh, expensive, one of the numbered editions of, umm... shoot... oh, S-Salvador Dali, the uh, one that, the one that's, tr-- that's a tree made of hands?<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh, it's a remake?<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh... Well, it was... Yeah, yeah, I believe by uh, Dali himself, but it was one of the, uh...<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Because if you honestly had a Salvadari-- Dali picture, I wouldn't have wanted that sol-- uh, you know, lost. That's worth a lot of money.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes. But that was-- but that was lost, uh, we think somebody came in and stole it. Mostly the same kid that came in and stole my mother's purse, then returned it.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh, quite a rapscallion.<br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> But that's just spec-- that's speculation right there.<br />
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<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> All right, no proof, no, you know, no loss. So we've covered quite a few things that-- a lot of the things that the associates were concerned about. Uh, one last, little thing that came up, and um, honestly, I don't feel comfortable asking about this, but there was one name that popped up on that list quite a few times on that CWCki, as you called it -- uh, Miss Megan Schroeder?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Ah yes, uhh... when I was going to Pokemon League at the Game and Hobby Place, uh, she was, uh, she was, uh, crush of-- she was kind of a crush of mine, and I had wanted to start a relationship, but she felt-- she became uncomfortable with me being close to her, and uh, and then all of this and that, and then the day when Snyder banned me, she did not step up to... to aid me or anything, she just stood by-- she just stood back and watched, but anyway, um, a few minor, uh, heres and theres against her on my shoulder, but I have not sp-- spoken to her, or had not been able to speak with her very much at all since way back then.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Yeah, and we noticed that there was a couple of recent videos in about the last year or so; you seemingly still holding a grudge against her. Was that just a minor thing, or...?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uhh... I'd-- I'd say I've mostly for-- I've most-- I've mostly gotten over the grudges. But aside-- aside from that, I just say let her, wherever she is, live her life, and I'll just stay here, liv-- living mine. It's all done and over with.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Good aspect on life to have.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> ...Now, is there any chance that you can have the CWCki removed?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Umm... oh, X number of times back in about 2007, [?] when I first found the uh, pages and whatnot, um... Yeah, I've tried personally to take it down, but umm... Yeah, it's not w-- it's not very much within my powers, definitely dependent upon the troll webmaster of the actual website there.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh, so somebody's forcing that to stay up?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, pretty much.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> How atrocious.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Quite.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Have you tried pleading with them? You know, trying to take advantage of their, uhh, human kindness?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Umm... yes, I have tried, and of to no avail.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> No avail, that's a pity. Try as you might, seems you can't succeed on that front. Because we were hoping that if you could get the CWCki removed, that would definitely have a huge impact on this being able to take a, uh, leap forward, essentially.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hmm.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Because right--<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, that's--<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh go ahead, please.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Actually, uhh, my-- my uh, my friend and associate, uh, who has been helping me, uh, with, more recently, um... yeah, she has a friend who... could, who could have-- who could hack into and take down the, uh...<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh my.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Take down the CWCki website?<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Well let's not delve too far into that, we don't want to get implicated with any information about that. You keep that your little secret, all right, Christine?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes. But anyway, um, aside from that, aside that-- if we can h-- if uh, we are able to hack into the Cwcki, umm, we would actually-- I would rather have it, um... sev-- I would rather have it severely edited and, uh, trimmed down to where it's more positive than negative against me.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Really? So you wouldn't even want to take it down, you'd just want it more... towards the, uhh... positive approach?<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> After all, that would reflect your current lifestyle, in a way. You were more negative when you were younger, but now you're more positive.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Um... I uh, I was-- I would tend to say, um...<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> I'm not going to lie, Christine. I've seen some of the videos you've made in the past, and you definitely had a little bit of an 'anger issue,' if you want to put it nicely.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay, okay, yes, then on that note, yeah, I was more negative in the past, but [[26 December 2014|I've matured]]. For the better.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh yes, definitely for the better. I'm impressed, extremely impressed.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes, thank you.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> ...I mean, if you keep u-- if you keep this up, I can only expect great things in your future.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes, thank you.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> All right, Christine. I believe that's covered all of the things I have on my little footnote here from my associates. I'm gonna have another meeting with them later this week, I will contact you, and hopefully this next call we have will be the last one we need to make.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay. Bye--<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Before we start moving things forward.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes. Thank you, Arthur.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> No problem, Christine. You have a nice day.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> You have a good day too.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Thank you.<br />
{{FanChats}}<br />
{{people}}<br />
[[Category:Phone calls]]</div>
Windows OS
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Semen&diff=207441
Semen
2017-07-07T03:50:48Z
<p>Windows OS: /* Comeuppance */ Changed a pipe to something more accurate</p>
<hr />
<div>{{Articleofthenow}}<br />
{{Honest}}<br />
[[Image:CWCcomeuppancemedallion.JPG|thumb|right|250px|The closest [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] will ever get to touching the [[Medallion|Medallion of Fail]].]]<br />
<br />
'''Semen''' is a fluid secreted in the [[pickle]]s of males, used primarily to impregnate females, or to simply release while [[mass debating]]. [[Chris]] has many misconceptions about its purpose and function.<br />
<br />
Despite being "[[honest]]" about [[sex]], Chris is sometimes uncomfortable saying "semen" and occasionally uses his own unique bowdlerized terms, shown below. <br />
<br />
==Comeuppance==<br />
In the context of sex (especially oral) with his [[TRUE and HONEST]] [[sweetheart]], Chris refers to ejaculation as "comeuppance," as seen here:<br />
<br />
{{quote|Uh, it just feels so good, unngghh, and because me being a [[virgin]], I would let you keep your mouth over my penis and then sooner than expected, I '''feel my comeuppance''' and I come into your mouth, my semen is inside your mouth and you'd swallow every drop.|Chris, "My First Time"<ref name="Chris_Sex_Logs#I_am_perverted">[[Chris_Sex_Logs#I_am_perverted]]</ref>}}<br />
<br />
{{quote|Yeah, and I'm just gonna keep bangin' your BREASTS OVER AND OVER AGAIN until you get the first DOSAGE of my comeuppance!|Chris, [[Kacey Phone Call]]}}<br />
<br />
Chris presumably coined the term because a) ejaculate is called "cum (or 'come')", b) it goes "up" when it comes out of his bent [[duck]], and c) he's an [[Slow-in-the-minds|idiot]]. However, this created a shitstorm when his sex tapes dropped, because [[Wikipedia:Webster's Dictionary|Webster's]] defines comeuppance as "a deserved rebuke or penalty."<ref>http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/comeuppance</ref> While Chris most likely heard this word and thought it would make a clever euphemism for "cum", the true meaning and its context seems to suggest an eerie [[Wikipedia:Freudian slip|Freudian slip]].<br />
<br />
==Navy==<br />
Another stupid euphemism he uses for semen is "navy". This is presumably a pun off the word "seamen", who often serve in the Navy.<br />
<br />
==A tasty treat==<br />
[[File:GotMilk.jpg|thumb|200px|No caption is necessary.]]<br />
<br />
Chris believes that whatever he eats changes the flavor of semen, which may have some basis in fact.<ref>http://ezinearticles.com/?Sperm-Taste---10-Simple-Tips-For-Better-Tasting-Semen&id=164106</ref> However, what makes this ridiculous is that Chris thinks his semen will taste ''exactly'' like whatever he eats. He has indicated that he would strive for flavored comeuppance so his sweetheart/cum dumpster would savor the taste. In the sex tape audio, Chris presented the following scenario to [[PandaHalo]]:<br />
<br />
{{quote|I would have eaten so much chocolate, that day beforehand, and it would taste so yummy to you, probably like white chocolate. You'd swallow that.|Chris<ref name="Chris_Sex_Logs#I_am_perverted"/>}}<br />
<br />
In subsequent chats with [[Julie]], this fantasy was revised so that his comeuppance would taste like strawberries.<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref><br />
<br />
Coincidentally, sweets and other unhealthy foods are known to make semen taste even worse than usual. Chocolate is one of the worst offenders.<br />
<br />
==Recycling==<br />
{{quote|Mmm! Goes down salty.|Chris<ref>[[Chris's Big Night Out]]</ref>}}<br />
<br />
Another tidbit revealed in the sex tapes was that when Chris mass debates, he makes sure to ejaculate into a [[Fapcup|plastic cup]], to avoid making a mess.<ref>[[Chris Sex Logs#Chris on Masturbation and the Sex Joke]]</ref> Shortly after this news broke, talk began to grow that Chris actually drinks from this cup. <br />
<br />
The initial assumption, given Chris's hard stance on [[homos]], was that Chris was a devout, fundamentalist Christian and therefore had a rigid interpretation of the Biblical story of [[Wikipedia:Onan|Onan]]<ref>http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2205/what-exactly-was-the-sin-of-onan</ref> (This was before we found out Chris [[Chris and religion|wouldn't know anything about the Bible]] unless he heard it on ''[[Family Guy]]''). Eventually the real reason was discovered: Chris believes that by ingesting his own sperm he can "recycle" it, so that none of his potential children are lost, and so that his "semen count" (presumably he meant "sperm count") remains high, as though everyone is born with a finite number of sperm that they can eventually run out of if they don't swallow more.<br />
<br />
For a time there was no concrete evidence to support this outrageous claim, so Chris wisely decided to confirm it as fact. Multiple times.<br />
<br />
[21:08] [11:36:35 AM] Sarah Cassandra McKenzie says: have you ever tasted your own semen<br />
[21:08] [11:37:42 AM] Christopher C.W.C. says: KEEP IT SECRET, but I actually have; I recycle my semen <br />
until I get together with my Sweetheart (you) for the first time.<br />
[21:08] [11:38:10 AM] Sarah Cassandra McKenzie says: ohhhh.. so that's why you do it in a cup<br />
[21:08] [11:38:38 AM] Christopher C.W.C. says: yes; after recycle, I rinse the cup and dispose of it.<br />
[21:10] [11:40:03 AM] Sarah Cassandra McKenzie says: where did you come up with the idea of swallowing <br />
your own semen to recycle it after you cummed? Was it on a sex site or your own idea?<br />
[21:10] [11:40:13 AM] Christopher C.W.C. says: MY OWN IDEA.<br />
[21:12] [11:41:23 AM] Christopher C.W.C. says: IMHO, it's often unsatisfying to me upon swallowing, <br />
because it's not being truly enjoyed by my Sweetheart.<br />
<br />
'''FACT''': If swallowing is "often unsatisfying" for Chris, that means that sometimes [[homos|it ''is'' satisfying]].<br />
<br />
Not convinced? Try this:<br />
<br />
{{quote|Uh, no, I don't think so, uh, because I've done that [drinking semen after masturbating], it's called "recycling it." Yeah, so it's basically recycling so, like uh, so he doesn't necessarily lose it. I mean, 'cause you know, if you think of it as a waste if you banged it out and then you, uh and then you flushed it down the commode or leave it in the condom in the garbage can...Though personally, I've been getting sick of swallowing my own, so lately I've been disposing of them.|Chris, [[Mumble 8|Mumble chat, 17 February 2009]]}}<br />
<br />
[[Image:Recycle.jpg|thumb|right|Yes, he really does it...]]<br />
<br />
''Still'' not convinced? Chris made a [[April 16 Fetish Vids|video]] for [[Ivy]] of himself drinking his jizz, which [[Clyde Cash]] leaked on 16 April 2009.<ref>http://www.slutload.com/watch/M20g7MWCNa5/Chris-chan-Fanta-and-Cum.html</ref> Chris had previously alleged that his semen would take on the flavor of any sort of fruits or sweets he recently consumed. So eating strawberries would lead to strawberry flavored semen and eating chocolate would lead to chocolate flavored semen. Ivy wanted him to test this theory. She requested he drink his semen and compare it to chocolate syrup. In the video, Chris explains that he doesn't have any chocolate milk [sic] handy. Instead, he mixed it with some orange Fanta, completely missing the point of her request was to compare the flavor.<br />
<br />
Just to make sure everyone on Earth knows about it, Chris later made a [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|video]] admitting and justifying the existence of the cum-guzzling footage.<br />
<br />
{{quote|I recycle my own semen, because, uh, you know, yes I do masturbate--I'm not ashamed to admit it--as a lot of guys, I'm sure, have done the same thing in their time. Anyway, uh, basically I--yeah, into the cup and--yeah, I recycle it. So that that way I won't lose any, uh, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|unborn]] [[Reginald Chandler|children]]. So then I can--then I can also still have a good number of...a good semen count. Keep maintain that by recycling it.|Chris, defending the rights of the unborn, 28 April 2009}} <br />
<br />
Chris has some advice for all you men out there too:<br />
<br />
{{quote|And depending on the taste of it, uh, to the original owners...of the--their respective semen, uh, it's a good idea to recycle, but if, uh, you don--if you don--if you feel uncomfortable, uh, doing it or it tastes bad to you, then, uh, then you don't have to do it.|Chris, [[Chris and his ego|giving everyone his permission to not swallow semen]], 28 April 2009}}<br />
<br />
Questions remain about his recycling plan. If he doesn't want to lose even a single unborn child, does that mean he plans to eventually father millions of children? Is he really dumb enough to believe his navy will survive digestion? (That's a rhetorical question.) And what happens to the comeuppance he wants to leave in his sweetheart's mouth? Does that magically teleport back where it came from, or can women get pregnant from oral sex? The world may never know.<br />
<br />
In the Kacey calls, Chris has also suggested interest in drinking his semen for arousal:<br />
<br />
[[File:Heathchris.png|thumb|left|He's bad news.]]<br />
[[File:Autographed Photo 9.jpg|thumb|Heaven in a can.]]<br />
{{quote|And then you know what, I'm going to lick it, I'm gonna lick it off your face, and then we're gonna share it in our tongue like tongue sharing MOMENT!|Chris, [[Kacey Phone Call]], after describing how he would titfuck Kacey}}<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
In [[Mailbag 30]], Chris announced that he had [[Mailbag_30#Chris quit guzzling cum|kicked the habit]], although the validity of this statement is questionable at best, considering his [[List of Chris's lies|track record]] for telling the truth.<br />
<br />
When [[Bob]] described a youthful adventure (c. [[Pre-1980#1940s|1948]]) from his youth to [[Emily]], Chris blurted out ''" I'd been hanging around in hi- inside him while he was taking that trip!"''<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>, which implies that he believes the sperm cell that became him in mid-1981 had existed for over thirty years, and had presumably been ejaculated and recycled by his father many, many times. Although, some might argue that's the reason for Chris's [[Chris and Reality|insanity]] to this very day.<br />
<br />
==Donation==<br />
While Chris might have learned that swallowing semen has no effect on sperm count, he remains concerned about his fertility and how to maintain it. This unease became acute in 2014 when he realized that he had a "female soul," and became obsessed with getting a sex-change operation. While he wanted to become a woman as soon as possible, he would first need to produce his God-promised daughter [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]]. This required him to find an external receptacle for his sperm, either a medical facility or a surrogate mother. Deeply confused as usual, he either believed that he would still have pseudo-parental rights after the donation; or he cared only about fulfilling God's promise, not actual maternal responsibilities.<br />
<br />
What made this transition even more urgent was the collapse of his relationship with [[Catherine]]. While the details are currently murky, the erosion of their relationship in the second week of October seems to have convinced him that she might not become his [[Sweetheart]] and be willing to bear Crystal. Therefore, he would need to find an alternative route to Crystal's conception, and fast, so that he could lop off his Ugly Growth as soon as possible.<br />
<br />
Chris therefore made several efforts to donate his sperm, all of which failed. Some time in the fall, he applied to be a sperm donor at Fairfax Cryobank. His application was rejected on 12 November, which he revealed on Facebook a week later. Typically, he blamed the facility for discriminating against autistic individuals, denying that autism is a hereditary disease.<br />
<br />
{{quote|There is no such thing as a 100% healthy individual with 100% healthy DNA, so the sperm bank is lying to its recipients when they "guarantee" their sperm. There is no way to reliably figure out which combinations of DNA from sperm and egg will likely give which results. Everybody is carrying something; so why discriminate against me, and by extension, other autistic people?<br />
<br />
Their whole "your DNA is no good- begone!" explanation is utter bullshit.|Chris, Facebook, 20 November 2014<ref>[[November 2014 Facebook Posts]]</ref>}}<br />
<br />
<br />
Saddened, he turned to his gal-pal Renee, informing her, "My donor application got rejected. So, I'm stuck in searching for a woman to have my daughter (if not Catie)." He magnanimously decided against putting this burden on her, a woman he had known for about a month. "I would ask you, but you're going through a LOT right now, and I wouldn't want to bother you about it."<ref>[[Open Relationship E-mails|Renee E-mails]]</ref><br />
<br />
He then turned to '''VoyForums'''(http://www.voy.com), a nationwide free public message board. On 20 November he posted:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
'''Date Posted:''' 00:30:39 11/20/14<br />
<br />
'''Author:''' Christine Weston Chandler (Happy)<br />
<br />
'''Subject:''' <3 Ruckersville/Charlottesville, VA, USA, able sperm donor for lesbian couples.<br />
<br />
Hello, ladies. I am a female, lesbian soul, trapped in a born male body, or a Lesbian Transwoman, if you will. I want to help out in my LGBT community by dontating my essence to lesbian couples. It is Totally Awesome that y'all can legally marry in VA now. Anyhow, I am game for helping in Artificial or Natural (preferred) Insemination. I am a good person, and great in getting to know as well. I also would like to be an active parent for the child(ren), if permitted. I am a really caring individual. And I am very serious in my donating. Please, shoot me an email for your serious inquiries and whatnot; I will be happy to provide my more direct contact information via email in response as well.}}<br />
<br />
Here we see that his desire to make a daughter conveniently overlaps with his fantasies of a three-way lesbian fuckfest and actually having a relationship.<br />
<br />
In [[February 2016]], it was revealed that Chris had been storing his semen in plastic containers delicately located in his fridge for safe keeping, right next to his family's food. <ref>[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]</ref> This method of cryopreservation, however, doesn't work <br />
<br />
To date, no one has taken Chris up on his offer, and his sperm remains within his accursed male body.<br />
<br />
== Sources ==<br />
<references/><br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Mass debating]]<br />
*[[April 16 Fetish Vids]]<br />
<br />
{{Love quest}}<br />
[[Category:Physical characteristics]]<br />
[[Category:Things Chris likes]]</div>
Windows OS
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Financhu_Crisis&diff=207440
Financhu Crisis
2017-07-07T03:46:18Z
<p>Windows OS: /* June '17 */ Fixed some links</p>
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<div>[[File:Please, Donate (720p).mp400001.png |thumb|400px|Chris's online activity for much of 2016]]<br />
{{Ongoing}}<br />
{{Articleofthenow}}<br />
{{Begging Counter}}<br />
<br />
{{quote|I do not feel I would be mentally suited for an application-required, long waits to be contacted or not contacted, "am I hired yet", under "The Man", Freaking job!!! Stop Telling me to "Get a Job". Gawd!!!|Chris, April 2017<ref>[[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job]]</ref>, after his friends on Facebook refused to entertain his nonsense excuses for not having a job.}}<br />
<br />
The '''Financhu Crisis''' is a term coined by users from [[CWCki Forums|Kiwi Farms]] to describe the steep decline in the Chandler family's financial management beginning in early [[2016]]. <br />
<br />
Signs of the Chandlers' worsening finances were made apparent by the increasing amounts of begging videos and donation requests on [[YouTube]] and [[Facebook]].<br />
<br />
Given that [[Barb]] is elderly on a [[tugboat|fixed income]], and [[Chris]] is [[stress|''lazy'']] on a fixed income, one could only bleakly speculate what will happen when Chris is eventually left to fend for himself once Barb passes away.<br />
<br />
==Background==<br />
[[File:Financhu Wordle.png |thumb|400px|A wordcloud of the videos and Facebook posts Chris made during the Financhu Crisis. Note how big "money" and "donations" are...]]<br />
<br />
To this day, the Chandlers' financial woes are caused by their own irresponsible behaviors. Chris, [[Chris and money|learning absolutely nothing over the years]], has squandered any available money on [[Lego|children's toys]], [[PS4|video games]], [[McDonalds|fast food]], and [[sex toys]]. Barb, on the other hand, has simply been ignoring long-term debts and letting them pile up to alarming amounts, armed only with vain hopes that her manbaby would raise money for her bills.<br />
<br />
'''Chris''' has made some efforts to generate income for the household over the past few years (bar that of [[Stress|actually finding a job]]), which included opening an [[Etsy|Etsy shop]] in [[2015]]. However, any profits gained would immediately go straight to toy purchases, an irresponsible move that would to turn out to be a recurring problem that keeps the Chandlers in the red. The shop would eventually shut down from Chris lazily not fulfilling Etsy orders, but he would still find some revenue by the occasional [[eBay]] sales of select merch from the [[14 Branchland Court|hoard]]. To further compound the issue, Chris has been instilled with a very real belief that [[fans]] are willing to drop large sums of money into his bank account [[Chris and his ego|for nothing]], an expectation that has since been strengthened by the $1,000 donation by [[DStecks]] in [[September 2015]]. This belief would take on the form of the many begging videos that highlight the saga to this day.<br />
<br />
'''Barb''' seems to have outstanding debts that dwarfs Chris' financial handiwork. On [[September 2016]], she faced lawsuits from Discover and Capital One for failing to pay the large amounts of her credit card debt, according to Virginia District Court records. It is worth noting that it takes a lot of ignored [[Trolls|debt collector]] calls over a long period of time to get a simple credit card debt escalated to a lawsuit, suggesting that Barb may have been outright ignoring making any payments to her credit cards. Only time will tell if more creditor companies begin to sue Barb for her neglect. In [[August 2016]], Chris revealed that the household is still under a [[14 Branchland Court#Mortgage|mortgage of $115,000]], introducing a far more worrying debt looming over the horizon. <br />
<br />
Both Chris and Barb continue to barely stay afloat with their lives thanks to their own [[tugboat]]s, but their inactive lifestyle and reckless spending will not last forever at this rate.<br />
<br />
Despite it all, '''Chris has not once attempted to find a job'''. In April 2017, with the household finances near the breaking point, one of Chris's IRL friends informed him of [https://www.vadars.org/ DARS], a service designed to help people with disabilities enter the workforce. [[Ego|Chris reacted ''with a temper tantrum, posting a multi-paragraph rant on not wanting to work'']].<br />
<br />
==Outstanding Debts==<br />
This table summarizes various unpaid debts charged to credit cards and other owed amounts between Chris and Barb. Keep in mind that these are only amounts found by [[CWCki|Christorians]] via Chris' online posts and Virginia District Court public records.<br />
<br />
On 30 November 2016, Chris started a [[Patreon]] with a goal of '''$250,000'''; he estimates $200,000 to pay off the mortgage and other debts, plus an extra $50,000 for himself, [[Chris and negotiation|just ''because'']].<br />
<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable"<br />
|-<br />
!data-sort-type="date"|Date<br />
!data-sort-type="string"|Item<br />
!data-sort-type="currency" |Amount ($)<br />
|-<br />
|Ongoing<br />
|Credit card debt<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/3-9-chris-tweets-that-hes-a-feminist.28977/page-9#post-2140532</ref><br />
!style="text-align:right;" |6,000.00<br />
|-<br />
|24 September 2014<br />
|Loan for [[Son-Chu]]<br />
!style="text-align:right;" |9,000.00<br />
|-<br />
|1 March 2016<br />
|PS4 purchase (via Fingerhut.com)<br />
!style="text-align:right;" |540.00<br />
|-<br />
|16 March 2016<br />
|Discover Bank court case<br />
!style="text-align:right;" |4,706.93<br />
|-<br />
|16 April 2016<br />
|Payday loan<br />
!style="text-align:right;" |3,000.00<br />
|-<br />
|Ongoing<br />
|Mortgage (revealed on Facebook)<br />
!style="text-align:right;" |115,000.00<br />
|-<br />
|14 September 2016<br />
|Capital One court case<br />
!style="text-align:right;" |15,906.99<br />
|- class="sortbottom"<br />
!style="background-color:#E9E9E9; text-align:right;", colspan="2"|Total<br />
!style="font-weight:bold;color:#FF0000"|$154,153.92<br />
|}<br />
<br />
==Chris's Frivolous Spending==<br />
[[File:Had-to-pay-3fyhaf (credit to Gunslinger).png|thumb|300px|A recurring theme throughout the Crisis.]]<br />
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Like any terminally irresponsible adult, Chris likes to keep his [[bedroom]] filled with toys, while [[Chris and money|keeping his wallet empty]]. Below is an list of the known expenses Chris has made during the Financhu Crisis, collected from online postings and eBay purchase history. Some amounts are estimated, but all amounts are debilitating.<br />
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During [[2016]], Chris was known to waste over $2,500 on toys.<br />
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{| class="wikitable sortable"<br />
|-<br />
!class="unsortable"|Item<br />
!data-sort-type="currency" |Amount ($)<br />
|-<br />
|New PS4 console<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/internet-detective-proves-chris-bought-the-ps4-himself.18249/</ref>.<br />
!style="text-align:right;" |540.00<br />
|-<br />
|About 30 game purchases for the PS4<ref>http://psnprofiles.com/Sonichu&completion=all&order=played&pf=ps4#content</ref>.<br />
!style="text-align:right;" |600.00<br />
|-<br />
|[https://shop.lego.com/en-US/Firehouse-Headquarters-75827 $350 Ghostbusters lego set], bought on eBay<ref name=l>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/chris-spent-over-425-on-ebay-last-month.19451/</ref> for ''higher''.<br />
!style="text-align:right;" |425.88<br />
|-<br />
|Transformers action figures<ref name=tftr>[[List of toys#Transformers: Titans Return]]</ref>.<br />
!style="text-align:right;"|587.00<br />
|-<br />
|[[Naru]], a dakimakura pillow (or ''hug pillow'').<br />
!style="text-align:right;"|90.00<br />
|-<br />
|Skylanders toys<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_toys#Skylanders</ref><ref>[[Skylanders Imaginators Leader Christine W Chandler: random Review N' Stuff]]</ref>.<br />
!style="text-align:right;"|195.00<br />
|-<br />
|Pokemon merchandise<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_toys#Pokemon</ref><ref name=ebay>[[List of toys#Bought in 2017 from eBay]]</ref><br />
!style="text-align:right;"|181.79<br />
|-<br />
|Amiibo (Smash series "Pit")<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_toys#Nintendo_Amiibos</ref><br />
!style="text-align:right;"|12.99<br />
|-<br />
|"I'm Done Adulting" T-Shirt<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/screenshot-www-facebook-com-2016-10-03-14-31-36-png.141291/</ref><br />
!style="text-align:right;"|23.99<br />
|-<br />
|Lego Dimensions (assorted sets)<ref>[[List of toys#Lego Dimensions]]</ref><ref name=ebay/><br />
!style="text-align:right;"|238.00<br />
|-<br />
|My Little Pony-themed card sleeves<ref name=ebay/>.<br />
!style="text-align:right;"|13.54<br />
|-<br />
|14K yellow gold Cleopatra bar 16" necklace<ref>[[http://archive.is/tPnTI]]</ref>.<br />
!style="text-align:right;"|399.99<br />
|-<br />
|[[Skylanders avatar]] products, for use as raffle prizes<ref>[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]]</ref>.<br />
!style="text-align:right;"|750<br />
|-<br />
|- class="sortbottom"<br />
!style="background-color:#E9E9E9; text-align:right;", colspan="1"|Total<br />
!style="font-weight:bold;color:#FF0000"|$4,058.18<br />
|}<br />
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==2016 Timeline==<br />
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===March===<br />
*1st - Chris buys a PS4, worth $540, from Fingerhut (using a credit card)<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/internet-detective-proves-chris-bought-the-ps4-himself.18249/</ref>.<br />
*16th - Barb is found guilty in a debt case involving Discover Financial Services. The judgement states that she owes $4,706.93<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/barb-sued-by-discover-bank.18379/page-28#post-1324090</ref>.<br />
*19th - Chris spends $425 on a single Lego set<ref name=l/>, available for $75 less on the lego website.<ref>https://shop.lego.com/en-US/Firehouse-Headquarters-75827</ref><br />
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===April===<br />
*12th - [[Please, Donate|Chris begs]]. This video is notable for being the first video devoted to asking for money.<br />
*16th - It's revealed that Chris borrowed $3,000 from a payday loan<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-spent-over-425-on-ebay-last-month.19451/page-13#post-1392146</ref>.<br />
*24th - [[Donation Request|Chris begs]] again, this time without offering crafts in exchange.<br />
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===May===<br />
*4th - The donations listing on Chris's Etsy shop is removed, presumably for violating TOS<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/fb-4-29-chris-is-excited-about-ratchet-clank-totes-swag.20150/page-10#post-1434759</ref>.<br />
*9th - Chris spends $60 on his [[waifu|waifu]].<br />
*23rd - The Chandlers pay $616.52 for the first half of 14BC's 2016 [[:File:Property tax 2016 part1.png|property tax]].<br />
*23rd - [[Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.|Chris begs]] for bananas. He also [[Live Game Stream - Uncharted|announces]] the debut of a Support button on his Youtube channel to replace the Etsy listing.<br />
*25th - Chris begs [[May 2016 Facebook posts#Etsy listing removal|in a Facebook post]] while reminding readers that Etsy removed his donation listing and that he has a Support button on Youtube instead.<br />
*26th - Chris begs [[May 2016 Facebook posts#Uncharted video and donations|on Facebook]], links to his game stream of Uncharted and repeats his statements from the 25th.<br />
*28th - Chris spends nearly $100 on Transformers<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/</ref>.<br />
*29th - Chris spends another $30 on his waifu<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/page-8#post-1498444</ref>.<br />
*31st - Chris spends $150 more on Transformers<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/page-6#post-1496692</ref>.<br />
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===June===<br />
*8th - Chris's Etsy shop is closed<ref>[[Etsy#Shop Closure]]</ref>, presumably for failing to send orders.<br />
*11th - [[Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation|Chris begs]] for money in the same video in which he announces that his shop is closed. Starting from this video, Chris adds his begging to the video descriptions.<br />
*14th - Chris begs to have $100 for Barb's asthma medicine, in [[Donations Required, Serious. Please help|two]] [[Donations Requested, Please|videos]] which feature Barb.<br />
*17th - [[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 1|Chris begs]] to have $200 for an electric bill, while reading a fanfic called "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness".<br />
*19th - [[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 2|Chris begs]], again saying he wants $200 for an electric bill, and also wanting food money, while reading another chapter of Bluebird. <br />
*19th - Chris wants to become a [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|prostitute]], in an attempt to get both money and china.<br />
*26th - Chris begs his half-brother [[Cole Smithey|Cole Smithey]] for financial help, while simultaneously insulting him for "pissing and burning" the money he earns from working as a movie critic on apartment rent<ref>[[June 2016 Facebook posts#O brother, where art thou?]]</ref>.<br />
*29th - [[Announcement 06292016|Chris begs]], saying that even though he got donations, he wants more because "we could still do better," before reading the third chapter of Bluebird.<br />
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===July===<br />
*1st - Chris pays his $541 court costs for pepper-spraying a Gamestop employee in 2014<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/7-1-chris-paid-his-court-costs.22142/</ref>.<br />
*8th - [[Rainbows Unicorns and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 4|Chris begs]] while reading chapter four of Bluebird.<br />
*9th - [[Announcement 20160709|Chris begs]] in a long rant, saying he is stressed from dealing with finances. He mentions a mortgage among the bills. He wants food money for himself, Barb and their pets.<br />
*10th-11th - [[HELP, PLEASE!!!|Chris begs]] in a series of four videos, wanting $20 or $50. He demeans himself on camera to get people to donate. Finally, he thanks people for sending the "minimum $20" before begging to have money for Barb's teeth.<br />
*13th - [[Donations Further Requested, Please|Barb begs]] to have money for her dental work.<br />
*13th - Chris finally decides to sell some of his toys to raise money. He lists one Pokemon card on eBay for $50.<ref>[[July 2016 Facebook posts#Chris Offers a Pokemon Card for Sale]]</ref><br />
*14th - Chris lists two more Pokemon cards on eBay, for $100 each.<br />
*15th - Chris begs for food money in a [[July 2016 Facebook posts#"I'm not on drugs!"|Facebook post]], complaining that people aren't willing to donate anymore.<br />
*18th - [[Update 20160718|Chris begs]] for money in the same video in which he reads an anniversary dedication, while expecting to be paid $50 for it.<br />
*18th - One of the $100 Pokemon cards Chris listed on eBay is sold<ref>http://offer.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewBidsLogin&item=282101638696</ref>.<br />
*20th-22nd - Chris produces [[Paid Video Requests|eight videos]] to earn money from his fanbase.<br />
*23rd - Chris returns to begging [[July 2016 Facebook posts#2 Strikes on Youtube|on Facebook]]. He also announces that "this window is for Donations Only. No video requests until further notice," after his Youtube account receives its second strike against it for violating policy on "nudity or sexual content" after [[Paid Video Requests#Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies|a video]] he uploaded on the 22nd got reported. He [[:File:Cwc-crayolasword-stitched.png|also begs]] to a Kiwi Farms user named crayolasword who asks him about the situation.<br />
*24th - Chris announces [[July 2016 Facebook posts#I have grown a labia!|on Facebook]] that he has grown a labia using subliminal frequencies found on Youtube. He also requests donations for gender reassignment.<br />
*26th - Three days after being barred from uploading videos to his CwcvilleGuardian Youtube account, Chris circumvents the ban by [[Paid Video Request Reminder|uploading to another account]], restarting the Paid Video Requests program and accepting offers for $10-$50.<br />
*28th - Chris makes one sale on the video program.<br />
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===August===<br />
<center><gallery><br />
File:Barb capitalone.png|Capital One Bank vs Barb<br />
File:Dogcourtcase2.png|Chris fined - No county dog tag 2<br />
File:Dogcourtcase1.png|Chris fined - No rabies certificate 2<br />
</gallery></center><br />
*4th - Barb is sued by yet another bank. The hearing will take place on September 14th.<br />
*5th - Chris pays $121 in court costs and fines for failing to acquire proper certifications for his dogs.<br />
*5th - Chris begs for donations in [[August 2016 Facebook posts#House Cleaning|a Facebook post]] and asks for tubes of [[Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To.|Oestrogel]] to be sent to him.<br />
*9th - Chris relists the Birthday Pikachu card on eBay for $500 and begs people to "Buy It Now and help me and my family."<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Buy this $3,000 VHS tape]]</ref> He also offers a VHS tape of Aladdin for $3,000.<ref>http://www.ebay.com/itm/282128626463</ref><br />
*11th - Chris begs [[Cole Smithey|Cole Smithey]] for financial help again, this time by saying, "Hey! Cole!!! Get off of your ass and apologize and make peace with us here, In Person, and Help Us Financially, Please."<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts|Get off your ass, Cole!]]</ref><br />
*14th - A buyer purchases the [[Megatron pistol]] from Chris, netting Chris $50. It's the first Relic of Fail to be sold during the Crisis.<br />
*31st - Chris begs his audience [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Who wants to pay our mortgage?!|on Facebook]] to pay his mortgage of $115,000.<br />
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===September===<br />
<center><gallery><br />
File:Barb vs Capital One Bank result.png|Capital One Bank court ruling.<br />
</gallery></center><br />
*12th - Chris is spotted and photographed at a [[Card Games#Toys "Я" Us|Toys "Я" Us]] buying two tins of Pokemon Cards, two days before his mother goes to court.<br />
*14th - Greene County's court rules that Barb owes $15,906.99 in unpaid debt to Capital One bank.<br />
*19th - Chris begs in [[September 2016 Facebook posts#Another new cat|a Facebook post]], while showing off his new pet cat. He wants money to cover bills for the second half of the month, one paragraph after stating that he needed "allowance fun" to get a break from [[stress]] in the first half of the month.<br />
*27th - Chris claims in a [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|video]] that the "fickle finances" are improving for him and Barb, shortly before playing with his newly-bought Transformers toys, showing that he is unaware or does not care about the fact that his mother legally owes over $20,000 as a result of the two lawsuits filed against her in 2016 or that the property tax for their house will be due in two months.<br />
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===October===<br />
*18th - Chris resumes begging in a [[I'm sick; we need money donations; no video requests for a while|video]], saying that he is sick and that he is running low on chicken noodle soup and money. Notably, he had spent $160 buying Transformers toys on Ebay in the weeks beforehand<ref name=tftr/>.<br />
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===November===<br />
<center><gallery><br />
File:Receipt for a penny - credit to Philosophy Phil.png|$0.01 donation<br />
</gallery></center><br />
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*9th - Chris, in response to the election, films a [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid|video]] of him destroying a Transformer toy that is meant to represent Donald Trump. The toy was part of the Transformers toy purchase back in September, costing him $25.<br />
*18th - Chris spends $90 on Pokemon<ref>[[Twitter#Ticked off about Pokemon Sun]]</ref><ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Pokemon Sun and Moon networking]]</ref> and Transformers<ref>[[Twitter#More wish list demands]]</ref>.<br />
*21st - The Chandlers pay the second half of their 2016 property tax for 14 Branchland Court, costing them $616.52<ref>[[:File:Propertytax2016paid.png]]</ref>.<br />
*21st - Chris [[Help, please|makes another video]] to beg for donations again. He also [[Twitter#Help, please|posts]] to Twitter, saying, "We need more money, please. The Mortgage people are [[Kick the Autistic|kicking us again]]. Please send money to me via PayPal."<br />
*22nd - Chris reacts to a penny donated by a troll<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-6#post-1893900</ref>, [[Twitter#We need more than a penny|tweeting]], "We need Donations larger than a penny apiece. Please try to give us $10 or a Lot more than that."<br />
*30th - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Barb pawns jewelry, Chris decides to join Patreon|posts]] that he will join [[Patreon]], after Barb had to pawn a necklace, which she had to sell at a significant loss for $325, to pay debts/bills.<br />
*30th - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Another wish list update|updates]] his Christmas [[wish list]], to remove the $50 Transformers toy<ref>http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx?product=HAS25156&mode=retail Chris mentioned this shop listing</ref>, named "Alpha Trion and Astrotrain," which he had bought. He does not pawn this, or any of his other toys, to help Barb; instead, he makes [[The Alpha Trion/"Young Warrior" Challenge|a video of himself playing with it]].<br />
*30th - Chris launches his [[Patreon]] account. He states that he wants $200,000 to pay the "home's finances, including the Mortgage and Credit Cards." He also says he wants an extra $50,000 for "[[List of toys|rainy day(s)]]"<br />
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===December===<br />
*1st - Chris updates his [[Patreon]] with more gifts, consisting of merchandise from Skylanders [[Chris and his Ego#Fixation on self-image|customized to appear like his in-game avatar]] (which would be produced by that company) and clarifies that he wants $250,000 total, rather than per month, showing that he still has unrealistic views on how much he can scam out of people.<br />
*2nd - Chris uploads [[Alpha Trion/"Young" warrior challenge explained]], in which he plugs his Patreon channel while playing with expensive Transformers toys.<br />
*19th - Barb wants to sell a [[Craigslist#Riding lawn tractor|riding lawn tractor]] for $595.<br />
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==2017 Timeline==<br />
===January '17===<br />
*4th - Chris [[January 2017 Facebook Posts#Inability to feel like drawing and writing the stories|whines]] about having "head of household worries," like the bills and debt; however, instead of Adulting and applying for a job, he begs to have $500 a month.<br />
*13th - Over three weeks after the original lawn tractor ad was taken down from [[Craigslist]] due to a ween, Chris finally realized what happened and re-posted it, still asking for $595. In the meantime, he had bought over $100 worth of [[Z-Ring Fun Extra|Pokemon]] and [[Skylanders Imaginators Leader Christine W Chandler: random Review N' Stuff|Skylanders]] toys and had made videos of himself playing with them.<br />
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===February '17===<br />
*16th - Chris uploads [[A browsing around an ol' playground]], in which he begs for money before showing footage of himself walking around a playground.<br />
*17th - One day after begging for handouts of $10 per person, Chris plays a newly-purchased video game level for ''Lego Dimensions'', ''The Lego Batman Movie Story Pack'', which had been released on 10 February with a cost between $35-$50<ref>https://psnprofiles.com/trophies/3900-lego-dimensions/Sonichu</ref>.<br />
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===March '17===<br />
*1st - Chris offers parts of [[March 2017 Facebook Posts#Selling Bob's stamp collection|Bob's stamp collection]] for sale.<br />
*2nd - Chris spends $50.25 on toys after making $68 (minus the cost of shipping) from selling his father's stamps.<ref name=ebay/><br />
*3rd - Chris lists his [[EBay#Chris's stamp album|personal stamp album]] for $1,000.<br />
*7th - Chris buys Lego World for the PS4 on its release date<ref>https://psnprofiles.com/trophies/5906-lego-worlds/Sonichu</ref> for $30, erasing the last of the profit he had made from selling stamps, even though he had claimed to need the money for paying bills.<br />
*13th - He spends another $9 on Transformers.<ref name=ebay/><br />
*19th - Chris [[March 2017 Facebook Posts#Please buy stamps|begs on Facebook]] for people to buy more stamps, saying "[[Lie|My mother and I can Really do with the money]]." At that point, he had made $85 in sales then quickly spent $90 on toys.<ref name=ebay/> <ref>[[List of Chris's video games#PlayStation 4 (PS4)]]</ref><br />
*19th - White knights spring into action and purchase seven stamps, totaling $41.50. Five were bought by a single person (at $34) and the rest ($7.50) by two others.<br />
*19th - Chris lies about wasting stamp money on toys, claiming in Facebook's comments section that he "did NOT buy any lego sets" and that the money went towards "our debtor payments" instead.<br />
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===April '17===<br />
*4th - Barb's [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Whining about the mortgage|bank account is over $800 in the red]] after making two payments to Seterus, Inc, a loan servicing company - likely a result of failing to juggle both a past-due account and the autopay feature.<br />
*5th - Chris [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job|throws a tantrum at his Facebook friends]] after they suggest he get a job and begs for sales on his "high priced" stamp covers.<br />
*6th - [[2017 tweets#Begging Cole for money|Chris tweets]] to [[Cole Smithey]], asking for financial help.<br />
*7th - Chris lists the [[Sonic Totem]] on eBay for $1,500. It sold within 4 hours<ref>http://archive.is/yGMuu - The video announcement was uploaded at 4:16 pm and the Totem sold at 8:09 pm (both times Eastern)</ref>. It is also discovered that the value of 14 Branchland Court has decreased by $3,248 in the past 30 days, according to Zillow.com.<br />
*7th - One hour after the Totem sale, Chris buys a $400 necklace for Barb, to replace one she pawned in November 2016.<ref>http://archive.is/tPnTI</ref>. During the next three days, he orders $750 worth of [[Skylanders avatar]] products for his [[Stamps|raffle prizes]]<ref>He mentions ordering in [[By the book, Buy the book plus update]] and confirmed the amount in [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]]</ref>.<br />
*10th - Chris [[By the book, Buy the book plus update|implores people to buy his $1,000 stamp album]], because he had ''already spent the money from selling the totem.'' He also states he will mail it later in the week.<br />
*14th - Barb begs, [[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE|claiming she needs money to pay an overdue power bill]], ''while wearing the $400 necklace Chris had bought her a week before''. Six hours later, Chris records a [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017|23-minute video of him playing with expensive toys]]. He also explains that he had used part of the Totem sale money to service his credit card debt.<br />
*17th - In a sign of desperation, Chris [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Half-price on stamp album|slashes the price on his stamp album]] by half, to $500, and begs people to buy it.<br />
*18th - Chris [[2017 tweets#Begging to Cole again|begs to Cole]] for the second time this month.<br />
*19th - Chris's [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Offering six Sonichu drawings for $2,000|Paypal account is in the red by over $1,450]], because he had failed to ship the Sonic Totem; as a result, the buyer filed a dispute and eBay or Paypal placed a temporary hold on the $1,500, pulling it from Chris's account.<br>He [[eBay#Sonichu drawings from 2014|lists six Sonichu drawings]], from 2014, at $2,000 for the lot.<br>Then, he digs through 10 to 20 bags of wet, moldy clothes, left over from the [[Destruction Of Chris's House]] three years before, and finds The Classic shirt. He [[eBay#The Classic shirt|lists it on eBay]] for $12,000 (or a Buy It Now price of $20,000).<br>Later, he records [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]] to promote the listing.<br />
*20th - [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Barb borrowed from life insurance|Barb bails herself and Chris out of imminent financial ruin]] by borrowing from their life insurance, repeating [[Open Relationship E-mails#Barb is borrowing from Chris's life insurance|a move she pulled in 2014]]. This time, she uses the cash to fix the $800 deficit on her bank account, pay for Chris to ship the Sonic Totem to its buyer, and buy groceries.<br />
*21st - The [[Sonic Totem]] buyer receives it in the mail and leaves positive feedback, saying, "The item arrived safely." Since the dispute was resolved, the sale money was then released to Chris, putting his Paypal back in the black.<br />
*22nd - The [[eBay#The Classic shirt|auction for the Classic Shirt]] concludes, bid to $25,100.<br />
*27th - Chris [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04272017|asks people to buy his stamp album for $500]], since his bank account is still in the red. He also mentions that the Classic Shirt buyer had not paid him $25,100 for it yet, and he would give her until the next day to begin paying.<br />
*30th - The [[Stamps#Raffle|raffle]] concludes. Chris had revenue of $165.76, but spent $790 on prizes and is obligated to spend $90 more, leaving him with a '''negative profit of $714.24'''.<br />
<br />
===May '17===<br />
[[File:Paypal request to cole.png|thumb|What Cole would have seen if he had clicked on the Paypal.me link Chris tweeted to him while begging this month.]]<br />
[[File:Penny_donation_may_2017.jpeg|thumb|What Cole would have really paid.]]<br />
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*5th - On eBay, Chris halves the prices on two listings: his stamp album (again), to $250; and a collection of Sonichu drawings from 2014, to $1,000. He [[May 2017 Facebook posts#Reduced prices on eBay|begs people to buy]] on Facebook.<br />
*5th - In a display of [[hypocrisy]], Chris mocks [[Cole Smithey]] on Twitter [[May 2017 tweets#Mocking Cole for requesting donations|for requesting donations on Patreon]].<br />
*5th - Chris claims his bank account is in the red for the second time in a week [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 05052017|due to the auto-pay for one of his bills]], echoing the exact problem Barb claimed in the previous month. Chris's [[Monthly Tugboat]] had deposited $1,300 to him two days beforehand.<br> He also realizes that The Classic bidder won't be paying for it.<br />
*8th - Over the course of a week, Chris had spent $90 on [[List of Chris's video games#Games bought during the Financhu Crisis|six new PS4 games]], even though he had said his bank account was in the red. PSN allows Paypal for purchases, so Chris was either lying or being financially irresponsible by using his Paypal to fund the purchases instead of transferring the money to his bank.<br />
*8th - After 561 days since the last update to the Sonichu comic, [[Etsy#Donate towards New Comic Book Pages|which he had been paid over $1,000 to do]], Chris [[Live Drawing Stream - 05082017|resumes work on it]]. He requests donations and pledges to his Patreon for his effort. A day later, he had gotten zero new pledges.<br />
*10th - Chris again halves the price on the Sonichu drawings, to $500, and [[May 2017 Facebook posts#Slashed price on Sonichu drawings|begs for a sale]], stating, "my mom and I could do with some more money, please."<br />
*11th - Chris [[May 2017 tweets#Paypal.me|links to his new Paypal.me account]] and begs for financial help.<br />
*11th - Barb [[May 2017 tweets#Financial leap of faith|is allowing her bank account to be in the red after a mortgage payment]]. Less than a week after mocking Cole for not reconciling with Barb, Chris [[May 2017 tweets#Help, Cole!|begs him for money]], asking for [[DStecks|$1,000]].<br />
*14th - [[Live Drawing Stream#05142017|Another livestream of Chris drawing]] Sonichu comic pages is recorded, clocking in at 1 hour and 38 minutes of footage. Chris begs for $10 donations or pledges to [[Patreon]] in the video description.<br />
*15th - Chris [[Live Drawing Stream#05152017|records himself using Photoshop for an hour and a half]]. He begs for his audience to "PLEASE DONATE BIG NOW!" It should be noted that he filmed himself surrounded by expensive electronics, such as the PS4 camera and laptop (possibly a newly-acquired one, as it had not been mentioned by Chris before).<br />
*16th - Chris [[May 2017 tweets#Begging to Cole again|tries to beg from Cole again]], still asking for [[DStecks|$1,000]].<br />
*17th - The Chandlers pay the first half of the 2017 property tax for [[14 Branchland Court]], costing them $606.83.<ref>[[:File:Propertytax2017 1.png]]</ref><br />
*19th - After announcing that [[May 2017 Facebook posts#Pretend ads in Sonichu|Sonichu 11 pages will be ready in a few days]], Chris begs for handouts. Later that day, he discovers that his cat, Sorbet, [[May 2017 Facebook posts#Sorbet badly injured, staying at vet|had been seriously injured]] and takes him to a vet.<br />
*24th - Chris [[Minor Update, Handouts!|begs for handouts on video]], claiming to need money for food and mentioning that he was charged $160 for Sorbet's vet bill. He demands for donations to be at least a dollar and suggests a $10 minimum. An hour later, he uploads another video, angered at having received a donation of less than a dollar. In the second video, Barb appears and joins in the begging, requesting money for meal replacement shakes.<br />
*25th - Chris [[May 2017 Facebook posts#More begging|links to the first of the previous day's videos on Facebook]] and begs again. He also deletes the second video.<br />
<br />
===June '17===<br />
*16th - Barb [[We need immediate funds, please|begs for food money]], while wearing both a $400 gold necklace and a [[Semen|pearl necklace]]. Shortly after, Chris posts an in-progress Sonichu page to [[Patreon]] and begs on that platform for grocery money.<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
*[[Chris and money]] - A more general overview of Chris's finances<br />
*[[Chris and business]] - Chris's attempts to make money outside of begging<br />
*[[DStecks]] - Some argue that his donation inspired Chris's shameless begging<br />
<br />
==Sources==<br />
<references/><br />
[[Category:Sagas]]<br />
[[Category:Things bought with taxpayer money]]</div>
Windows OS
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=HEXBox&diff=207387
HEXBox
2017-07-03T21:53:33Z
<p>Windows OS: Removed duplicate trophy image</p>
<hr />
<div>[[Image:Hexbox.PNG|center|300px]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Hexboxguido01.png|thumb|left|[[Clyde Cash|Shit was SO cash!]]]]<br />
[[Image:LegoHexBawxController.jpg|thumb|What a CWC Lego HEXBox controller would look like if Chris:<br>* Liked Xboxes<br>* Had any sort of [[Chris and art|artistic talent]]]]<br />
[[File:481px-360tankx6.jpg|thumb|A picture Chris uploaded to the [[CWCki]] [[Random-access humor|for some reason]].]]<br />
<br />
'''HEXBox''' (also spelled ''HeXBox'', ''HEX-Box'', or ''Hex-Bawx'') is a [[CWC-ism]] for the [[Wikipedia:Xbox 360|Xbox 360]] game console, probably in reference to "[[Wiktionary:hex|hex]]" being a word for "[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]]."<br />
<br />
Chris has stated that if his video game ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' ever gets made, he wants it to become a multi-console title, but NEVER ON HEXBox.<br />
<br />
{{clear}}<br />
==Early days==<br />
Chris tried to sell the [[Xbox]] games [[Wikipedia:Call of Duty 2: Big Red One|''Call of Duty 2: Big Red One'']], ''[[Wikipedia:The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay|The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay]]'', [[Wikipedia:Driv3r|''Driv3r'']] and ''[[Wikipedia:Celebrity Deathmatch (video game)|Celebrity Deathmatch]]'' on [[eBay]], which makes it possible that Chris owned an [[Xbox]], though he has been known to buy games at thrift stores and sell them for a profit.<br />
<br />
==The hatred==<br />
[[Image:TROPHY.JPG|center|400px|Enjoy the hi-res MSPaint graphics.]]<br />
{{incomplete}}<br />
<br />
In the [[IRC (02 January 2009)|2 January 2009 IRC chat]], Chris expands upon his HEXBox hatred:<br />
<br />
<div style="border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF"><br />
<br>12:18 <vivitheg> Why, the Xbox 360 has a lot of games that are on the [[PS3]] too<br />
<br>12:18 <ChrisChanSonichu> because [[Wikipedia:Xbox Live|the Live]] is costly.<br />
<br>12:18 <vivitheg> It's only [[Chris and money|50 dollars]] a year<br />
<br>12:19 <vivitheg> that's very cheap compared to the ps3<br />
<br>12:19 <ChrisChanSonichu> and I'm already a subscriber between PS3 and [[Wii]], which are FREE.<br />
<br>12:19 <ChrisChanSonichu> PSN is Free; [[Nintendo]] Wi-Fi is Free.<br />
<br>12:19 <ChrisChanSonichu> [[Random-access humor|Skadoosh]].<br />
</div><br />
<br />
While [[Chris humps his PS3|making sweet love to his one and only sweetheart]], Chris tried to tell us how he ''really'' feels about the HEXBox:<br />
<br />
: ''"I love PlayStation! I love PlayStation! Kill the Xbox! New reason why they call it the motherfucking 360, you look at it makes you turn around—makes you do a 360° and walk away. Very appropriately called is a damn 120°, 130° whatever, [[Honor roll|whatever the half of 360° is]]. Damn damn damn damn damn! damn damn damn damn damn! [...] I love PlayStation. Sony reigns, Sony will reign in the console wars. No matter who argues. Fuck the 350&ndash;360 fanatics. Fuck them all to hell. Shot to hell. Damn them all. What the fuck. They're all motherfucking idiots. What the fuck. Damn damn damn damn."''<br />
<br />
He was asked about this in his [[Mailbag]], and he answered pretty much the same as all of the other responses.<br />
<br />
{{quote|I never cared for the HEXBox, and frankly it LACKS heavily in comparison to the [[Wii]] and [[PS3]], PLUS YOU HAVE TO PAY THEIR FEES TO EVEN GO ONLINE OR DOWNLOAD DEMOS WITH IT. The Wii and Playstation Networks are FREE, ONLY costing you if you BUY the Downloadable Games. When Microsoft FINALLY get that costly detail LONG-GONE, I MAY reconsider. But in the meantime, I rest my case.|Chris, [[Mailbag 5#Chris hates the HEXBox|being completely irrational]].|Chris<ref>[[Mailbag 5]]</ref>}}<br />
<br />
Actually, [[wikipedia:Xbox Live|Xbox Live]] has two kinds of accounts. "Free" accounts (formerly "Silver") can access a large part of of Xbox Live features, such as friend lists, messaging, achievements and the content marketplace. "Gold" accounts, currently priced around $60/year, can play multiplayer games, use certain premium features such as Netflix (before June 4, 2014, after which it was available for free accounts) and get weekly discounts in addition to ''early'' access to certain downloadable games and demos (free accounts eventually get access to this content as well).<br />
<br />
Considering $60 is around the price of a single game, while factoring in Chris' [[monthly tugboat|monthly allowance]] and his habit of purchasing video games and paraphernalia on a whim while accruing thousands of dollars in debt, the price would hardly be a problem for him. It is safe to say Chris' opposition to Xbox Live stems purely from his console-war mindset.<br />
<br />
While [[wikipedia:PlayStation Network|PlayStation Network]] still lets its users play multiplayer games for free, a premium version called PlayStation Plus was introduced in June 2010.<ref>http://www.destructoid.com/psn-plans-premium-subscriptions-online-play-remains-free-155553.phtml</ref> In order to prove how strongly he despises Hexbox Live Gold, Chris was spotted in April 2011 [[PS3#PlayStation Plus|using the Plus services]]. However the PlayStation 4, a console Chris is hoping to receive from his "fans" now makes it so that you must pay $60 a year for online play. while being the same price as Xbox Live, Xbox Live hasn't had as many online shutdowns as PlayStation Plus and has better security.<br />
<br />
==In the comics==<br />
[[Image:Jason's_Hexbox.jpg|thumb|left|[[Jason Kendrick Howell|Jason]] controlling his evil empire from the luxurious comfort of his HEXBox.]][[Image:DBNT2G_police.jpg|thumb|''Don't Be Nervous Talking 2 Girls'', an indie release that, according to [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris thinks is the only worthwhile game on the platform. Feel free to draw all the conclusions from this that you logically can.]]<br />
[[Image:KillThatHexBawx.jpg|thumb|left|KILL THE BEAST! CUT HIS THROAT! SPILL HIS BLOOD!]]<br />
<br />
The HEXBox 360 is featured during the [[Sonichu_8#The_Elevator_Gags|''elevator gag'']] portion of [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] are greeted by a depiction of an axe cutting through the console as they travel past the 70th floor of the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building. The 71st floor displays a PlayStation Trophy award for "killing that HEX-BOX."<br />
<br />
Christian took care to draw a "[[Wikipedia:Xbox 360 technical problems|Damn Red Ring]]"<ref>[[IRC (23 July 2009)]]</ref> around the HEXBox's power button.<br />
<br />
In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] is shown surveying his evil realm using an Xbox 360 and a pirated copy of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''. Later, Chris portrays [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] as the owner of an Xbox 360, though as an actual computer hard drive. Chris, as [[Collosal Chan]], enters it, deletes everything about the [[Asperpedia]], then destroys the Xbox.<br />
<br />
Chris also has no idea what a real Xbox 360 is supposed to look like. Most notably, he thinks the console is smaller than a Wii, and with the power button on the top end of the console rather than the bottom end (incidentally, Wii also has power button on top and eject button on bottom, exactly the opposite of Xbox 360). He also appears to think that an Xbox 360 has four unprotected USB sockets directly under the disc tray (like those in the [[PS3]]), as his portrayal of [[Alec]]'s console shows; a real 360 console has two memory card slots at that location, and the USB sockets are located next to the power button, under a door. However, the new model 360s don't have memory card slots, but do have two USB slots behind a door near the power button.<br />
<br />
Microsoft itself is not addressed in the comics either directly or via pseudonym.<br />
<br />
==Change of heart?==<br />
<br />
In [[XBox is OK.MOV|a video]] uploaded [[September 2010]], Chris backpedals on this blatant fanboyism and decides that the Xbox 360 has merits after all. More light was shed with the leaking of an email to [[Jackie]]:<br />
{{quote|About the XBox thing, I've realized after a revelation that I did not really hate the console originally. As a matter of fact, I've played a store demo kiosk of the 360 twice ever. I felt the anger against it originally, because of how much it cost way back when it was the Original XBox (before the 360), and that I could not afford either one. I felt more of jealousy of everyone else who was able to afford the High Prices of the consoles, and the XBox Live stuff as well. And throughout the time, after learning of the flaws it had, such as the "Red Ring of Death", being supportive of the lost format of HD-DVD (vs. Blu-Ray), and others, I used them as my excuses, which in arguments left me with no leg to stand on. So, I withdraw my past angst against the console. I'm still not going to buy one right away, though. I'll try it more, I mean, if I somehow got hold of a 360 inexpensively or free, or if I tried a Non-Demo console at someone else's place.|Chris<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 14]]</ref>}}<br />
<br />
<br />
==Nope, he still hates it==<br />
<br />
On the weekend of 7 September 2013, Chris was banned from the [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]] Wal-Mart after he vandalized an Xbox One kiosk with a felt-tip marker to read "HEXbox One". Not only does this contradict his so-called "change of heart" for the console, but also adds to his ever growing [[List_of_Chris's_lies|list of lies]], as well. He tried writing the manager an apology letter to get his ban lifted, [[Chris and negotiation|to no avail.]] <br />
<br />
On his [[Facebook]] page, Chris posted that the last name of the manager was Utz. Now, the good part here is that he '''actually posted this on the Human Rights Campaign page''' and claimed he has been discriminated against for being [[Autism|"autistic"]] and a [[Homos|"lesbian".]] Even though it's pretty clear, [[Chris and reality|the moral of this story is to not vandalize shit]]. Plus, he honestly asked the community to demand Wal-Mart to unban him. He also posted the address and phone number of the Wal-Mart on the post, not that anybody is going to give a shit about it. Him liking his own post is also probably not the greatest move he has done online either. He did at least admit that what he did was wrong, so maybe there's some silver lining.<br />
<br />
Chris posted this on September 4th, 2014 at around 7:30 PM.<br />
[[Image:Chris Chan on Ms. Utz.JPG|frame|right|All we need now is the sad violin music in the background.]]<br />
<br />
On 25 [[June 2015]], Facebook group Legit Lady Gamers posted a picture of a pink Xbox One. Predictably, Chris replied that he liked pink PS4s better.<br />
<br />
== Sources ==<br />
<references /><br />
<br />
==External links==<br />
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DojyqeVCD6U A typical HEXBox game]<br />
<br />
{{CWC-isms}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:CWC-isms]]<br />
[[Category:Video Games]]<br />
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]</div>
Windows OS
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Antisepticeye13&diff=207339
User:Antisepticeye13
2017-07-03T00:11:08Z
<p>Windows OS: Removed lemonparty from the user page. BurnFurFags, this is not ED. Even though what Antisepticeye13 did was stupid, you cannot vandalize his user page like that.</p>
<hr />
<div></div>
Windows OS
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Minor_Update,_Handouts!&diff=207077
Minor Update, Handouts!
2017-06-17T04:18:20Z
<p>Windows OS: /* Transcript */</p>
<hr />
<div>{{transcript}}<br />
<br />
[[File:Penny donation may 2017.jpeg|thumb|A troll's response to Chris's money demands.]]<br />
<br />
'''Minor Update, Handouts!''' is a series of two videos uploaded by [[Chris]] on 24 [[May 2017]]. In the first video, Chris begs for handouts, flaunting the [[Sonichu 12|recent comic pages]] as reason enough to donate to him and alleviate his [[Chris and money|monetary]] [[Financhu Crisis|problems]]. He demands that donations be at least a dollar, possibly because any amount lower than a dollar would be negated by Paypal fees.<br />
<br />
Of course, [[trolls]] responded by donating amounts lower than a dollar. Less than an hour later, Chris uploaded a second video, exclaiming his annoyance regarding receiving a single-penny donation. Once again, he exploits his dying and confused mother by exhibiting her as an additional incentive for his audience to donate to him. <br />
<br />
==Minor Update, plus we need more money, Please.==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Minor Update, plus we need more money, Please.<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=HWGUutYaXhM}}<br />
| stardate = 24 May 2017<br />
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian<br />
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}<br />
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}<br />
| Saga = {{Financhu Crisis|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{(Clopper)|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Live Drawing Streams#05152017|05152017]]<br />
| next = [[Minor Update, Handouts!#We Said Donations No Less than $1.00, US, Please|We Said Donations No Less than $1.00, US, Please]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
Description:<br />
{{quotebox|NO DONATIONS LESS THAN $1.00, US, PLEASE!<br />
http://www.paypal.me/CwcvilleGuardian/10}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
<!-->Text ripped from YouTube's captions. Please adjust grammar.<---><br />
hello everybody this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again just pretty much this video is their plea for money because we're really broke and my mother needs more of her meal replacement shakes right now like are enough to last throughout the rest of the month but she anyway but obviously as y'all have may have noticed on my facebook I have been but I have made completed a bunch more pages for a book 11 here screen cap that OH kaput NYX the internet rolls up to put Nick's love the blood of all to come over and we're all solo pretty view also about three more pages today I'll upload those onto my facebook later just check that and another little bonus sandy has a male name anyway yes my mother and I we needs a lot more money please so please donate to the link below no less than one dollar no change we want dollar amounts and definitely from each person the recommended amount but the link suggests please please please we need the money for more food another week and I have to go my god and sorbet the bet bill was a hard six dollars anyway please help us thank you have a good day<br />
<br />
==We Said Donations No Less than $1.00, US, Please==<br />
<br />
This is Barb's sixth appearance during the [[Financhu Crisis]], where she can be seen relaxing on a filthy mattress/sofa of some kind. It is another look into the hell that goes on at 14 Branchland Court.<br />
<br />
The video starts off with Chris angrily asking for donations to be no less than one US dollar. He then points the camera at his decrepit mother and directs her to say that they need money. Near the end, he asks her what she needs and she simply looks at him, dumbfounded. He says she's been needing shakes, referring to drinks designed to supplement nutrition, helpful for seniors who cannot easily chew food.<br />
<br />
Barb appears to be extremely frail in this video, as well as in April 2017's [[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE]], when she knew she was being recorded. However, it should be noted that in her appearance between those videos, [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]], when she walked in on Chris's livestream without realizing he was recording, she is mobile, able to walk up and down stairs without assistance, and demonstrated cognizance when she informed Chris that they were out of cat food and directed him to buy more with a specific bank account.<br />
<br />
Given her [[Barb#Treatment of Chris|history of manipulation]], it's possible that her actions in this video were exaggerated for pity. <br />
<br />
Chris was heavily criticized for how he treated Barb in this video, with some people considering it to be elder abuse. Despite the evidence towards the contrary, Chris deleted this video shortly after uploading it, but [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] was able to save it.<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = We Said Donations No Less than $1.00, US, Please<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=ZUnZIZ8c5c0}}<br />
| stardate = 24 May 2017<br />
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian<br />
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}<br />
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Rage|text}}<br />
| Saga = {{Financhu Crisis|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{(Clopper)|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Minor Update, Handouts!#Minor Update, plus we need more money, Please.|Minor Update, plus we need more money, Please.]]<br />
| next = [[Sorbet's still recovering, with a nasal problem. Poor boy]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
Description:<br />
{{quotebox|http://www.paypal.me/CwcvilleGuardian/10}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I said, "nothing under $1 in donations!" No donations less than $1! We need the money! Tell them, Mom.<br />
<br />
<font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> We need the money.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And what do we need it for?<br />
<br />
<font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> For food.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And you've been needing a lot of...<br />
<br />
<font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> (Gives Chris a blank stare.)<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> *sigh*, I told you that y - I reminded that you need.. a lot.. of the... ''shakes''.<br />
<br />
<font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> ...yeah...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Anyway, tell them, "no donations less than one dollar."<br />
<br />
<font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> No donations less than one dollar.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> USA.<br />
<br />
<font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> Thank you very much.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay...<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Live Drawing Streams]]|nextlink=[[Sorbet's still recovering, with a nasal problem. Poor boy]]}}<br />
<br />
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2017]]<br />
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>
Windows OS
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Minor_Update,_Handouts!&diff=207076
Minor Update, Handouts!
2017-06-17T04:17:57Z
<p>Windows OS: /* We Said Donations No Less than $1.00, US, Please */</p>
<hr />
<div>{{transcript}}<br />
<br />
[[File:Penny donation may 2017.jpeg|thumb|A troll's response to Chris's money demands.]]<br />
<br />
'''Minor Update, Handouts!''' is a series of two videos uploaded by [[Chris]] on 24 [[May 2017]]. In the first video, Chris begs for handouts, flaunting the [[Sonichu 12|recent comic pages]] as reason enough to donate to him and alleviate his [[Chris and money|monetary]] [[Financhu Crisis|problems]]. He demands that donations be at least a dollar, possibly because any amount lower than a dollar would be negated by Paypal fees.<br />
<br />
Of course, [[trolls]] responded by donating amounts lower than a dollar. Less than an hour later, Chris uploaded a second video, exclaiming his annoyance regarding receiving a single-penny donation. Once again, he exploits his dying and confused mother by exhibiting her as an additional incentive for his audience to donate to him. <br />
<br />
==Minor Update, plus we need more money, Please.==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Minor Update, plus we need more money, Please.<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=HWGUutYaXhM}}<br />
| stardate = 24 May 2017<br />
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian<br />
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}<br />
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}<br />
| Saga = {{Financhu Crisis|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{(Clopper)|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Live Drawing Streams#05152017|05152017]]<br />
| next = [[Minor Update, Handouts!#We Said Donations No Less than $1.00, US, Please|We Said Donations No Less than $1.00, US, Please]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
Description:<br />
{{quotebox|NO DONATIONS LESS THAN $1.00, US, PLEASE!<br />
http://www.paypal.me/CwcvilleGuardian/10}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
<!-->Text ripped from YouTube's captions. Please adjust grammar.<---><br />
hello everybody this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again just pretty much this video is their plea for money because we're really broke and my mother needs more of her meal replacement shakes right now like are enough to last throughout the rest of the month but she anyway but obviously as y'all have may have noticed on my facebook I have been but I have made completed a bunch more pages for a book 11 here screen cap that OH kaput NYX the internet rolls up to put Nick's love the blood of all to come over and we're all solo pretty view also about three more pages today I'll upload those onto my facebook later just check that and another little bonus sandy has a male name anyway yes my mother and I we needs a lot more money please so please donate to the link below no less than one dollar no change we want dollar amounts and definitely from each person the recommended amount but the link suggests please please please we need the money for more food another week and I have to go my god and sorbet the bet bill was a hard six dollars anyway please help us thank you have a good day<br />
<br />
==We Said Donations No Less than $1.00, US, Please==<br />
<br />
This is Barb's sixth appearance during the [[Financhu Crisis]], where she can be seen relaxing on a filthy mattress/sofa of some kind. It is another look into the hell that goes on at 14 Branchland Court.<br />
<br />
The video starts off with Chris angrily asking for donations to be no less than one US dollar. He then points the camera at his decrepit mother and directs her to say that they need money. Near the end, he asks her what she needs and she simply looks at him, dumbfounded. He says she's been needing shakes, referring to drinks designed to supplement nutrition, helpful for seniors who cannot easily chew food.<br />
<br />
Barb appears to be extremely frail in this video, as well as in April 2017's [[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE]], when she knew she was being recorded. However, it should be noted that in her appearance between those videos, [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]], when she walked in on Chris's livestream without realizing he was recording, she is mobile, able to walk up and down stairs without assistance, and demonstrated cognizance when she informed Chris that they were out of cat food and directed him to buy more with a specific bank account.<br />
<br />
Given her [[Barb#Treatment of Chris|history of manipulation]], it's possible that her actions in this video were exaggerated for pity. <br />
<br />
Chris was heavily criticized for how he treated Barb in this video, with some people considering it to be elder abuse. Despite the evidence towards the contrary, Chris deleted this video shortly after uploading it, but [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] was able to save it.<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = We Said Donations No Less than $1.00, US, Please<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=ZUnZIZ8c5c0}}<br />
| stardate = 24 May 2017<br />
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian<br />
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}<br />
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Rage|text}}<br />
| Saga = {{Financhu Crisis|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{(Clopper)|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Minor Update, Handouts!#Minor Update, plus we need more money, Please.|Minor Update, plus we need more money, Please.]]<br />
| next = [[Sorbet's still recovering, with a nasal problem. Poor boy]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
Description:<br />
{{quotebox|http://www.paypal.me/CwcvilleGuardian/10}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I said, |"nothing under $1 in donations!" No donations less than $1! We need the money! Tell them, Mom.<br />
<br />
<font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> We need the money.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And what do we need it for?<br />
<br />
<font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> For food.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And you've been needing a lot of...<br />
<br />
<font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> (Gives Chris a blank stare.)<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> *sigh*, I told you that y - I reminded that you need.. a lot.. of the... ''shakes''.<br />
<br />
<font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> ...yeah...<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Anyway, tell them, "no donations less than one dollar."<br />
<br />
<font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> No donations less than one dollar.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> USA.<br />
<br />
<font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> Thank you very much.<br />
<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay...<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Live Drawing Streams]]|nextlink=[[Sorbet's still recovering, with a nasal problem. Poor boy]]}}<br />
<br />
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2017]]<br />
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>
Windows OS
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=We_need_immediate_funds,_please&diff=207075
We need immediate funds, please
2017-06-17T04:00:23Z
<p>Windows OS: /* Transcript */</p>
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<div>'''We need immediate funds, please''' is a begging video released by Chris on 16 June 2007. This video features Barb begging for money for food.<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = We need immediate funds, please<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|LGddWmLBczs}}<br />
| stardate = 16 [[June 2017]]<br />
| saga = {{Financhu Crisis|text}}<br />
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}<br />
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| previous = [[UVA Remembers Pulse]]<br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
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{{quotebox|Please, help us by donating $10, minimum, directly to my PayPal. http://www.paypal.me/CwcvilleGuardian/10. Thank you.}}<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
''[Video begins with Barb [[creepy stare|staring creepily]] at the camera]''<br />
We are in need of donations for food. ''[Four second pause while Barb continues staring]'' Please... ''[Six second pause]'' consider us. ''[Another four second pause]'' Thank you.<br />
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[UVA Remembers Pulse]]|nextlink=}}<br />
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[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2017]]<br />
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>
Windows OS
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=We_need_immediate_funds,_please&diff=207074
We need immediate funds, please
2017-06-17T04:00:04Z
<p>Windows OS: </p>
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<div>'''We need immediate funds, please''' is a begging video released by Chris on 16 June 2007. This video features Barb begging for money for food.<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = We need immediate funds, please<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|LGddWmLBczs}}<br />
| stardate = 16 [[June 2017]]<br />
| saga = {{Financhu Crisis|text}}<br />
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}<br />
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| previous = [[UVA Remembers Pulse]]<br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
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{{quotebox|Please, help us by donating $10, minimum, directly to my PayPal. http://www.paypal.me/CwcvilleGuardian/10. Thank you.}}<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
''[Video begins with Barb [[creepy stare|staring creepily]] into the camera]''<br />
We are in need of donations for food. ''[Four second pause while Barb continues staring]'' Please... ''[Six second pause]'' consider us. ''[Another four second pause]'' Thank you.<br />
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[UVA Remembers Pulse]]|nextlink=}}<br />
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[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2017]]<br />
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>
Windows OS
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=We_need_immediate_funds,_please&diff=207073
We need immediate funds, please
2017-06-17T03:58:32Z
<p>Windows OS: </p>
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<div>{{transcript}}<br />
'''We need immediate funds, please''' is a begging video released by Chris on 16 June 2007. This video features Barb begging for money for food.<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = We need immediate funds, please<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|LGddWmLBczs}}<br />
| stardate = 16 [[June 2017]]<br />
| saga = {{Financhu Crisis|text}}<br />
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}<br />
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| previous = [[UVA Remembers Pulse]]<br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
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{{quotebox|Please, help us by donating $10, minimum, directly to my PayPal. http://www.paypal.me/CwcvilleGuardian/10. Thank you.}}<br />
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[UVA Remembers Pulse]]|nextlink=}}<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
''[Video begins with Barb [[creepy stare|staring creepily]] into the camera]''<br />
We are in need of donations for food. ''[four second pause while Barb continues staring]'' Please... ''[six second pause]'' consider us. ''[another four second pause]'' Thank you.<br />
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[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2017]]<br />
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>
Windows OS
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&diff=207041
Talk:Main Page
2017-06-14T19:14:54Z
<p>Windows OS: /* Begging counter */</p>
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<div>{{protip|This talk page should serve as a place to discuss improving the overall front page of CWCki. For discussion on improvements to CWCki overall, please see the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]]. For discussing individual front page templates, please refer to the discussion pages of those templates. For other questions, please use the [http://www.cwckiforums.com/ CWCki forum].}}<br />
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'''Archives''': [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 1|1]] [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 2|2]]<br />
==Make a new Saga?==<br />
Even though Chris has been less active over the less couple of years, he has recently (since early March) been giving infomation about what has been happening over the last couple of years. I think we should call this a new Saga "Revalation" Saga. [[User:14recinez|14recinez]] 3:40, 14 September 2013 (EST)<br />
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the new saga is the Black Sonichu DLC saga, i posted a link to chris chan's facebook post in the news page --[[User:Beanmachine91|Beanmachine91]] ([[User talk:Beanmachine91|talk]]) 01:02, 10 May 2015 (UTC)<br />
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==Note==<br />
Flipnote Hatena will be shutting down May 31, 2013. Also chris 2013 article needs updating.<br />
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==Did you know..==<br />
Some of the "Did you knows" sound really over-opinionated and A-loggy next to the A-log article of the now.<br />
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Ex. "...that Chris is a disgusting human being?", "That Chris cannot dance", I also have a personal gripe with, "...that Chris was born on 24 February, the same day the Nazi party was founded?", as it associates CWC with Nazis. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 10:18, 16 December 2012 (PST)<br />
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Did you know "Chris declared his birthday national Christian Love day? He thought this was better than Mexican Flag day which is on his birthday February 24"<br />
[[User:MsAuntieMama|MsAuntieMama]] 10:16 May 2015 (EST)<br />
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==ohinternet==<br />
Should we include a da update about ED and ohinternet considering their past relationship? [[Supersheep|Supersheep]] 23:38, 19 April 2011 (EST)<br />
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==Happy Sonichu Day!==<br />
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Is Sonichu 11 or 23? Also, is it possible to make the Sonichu page the now article? --[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 21:33, 16 March 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==PSN Tracker==<br />
I have Chris on my friends list on the PSTriple. <br />
How would I go about contributing to the PSN tracker? [[User:Dillon627|Dillon627]] 06:30, 28 January 2011 (PST)<br />
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==Protect the templates==<br />
Seeing how the main page itself is protected, why not protect the templates as well? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:49, 11 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
*There's already cascading protection for all the front page templates. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:51, 11 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
*Stop freaking out about this spammer shit, Champ has it under control --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 16:53, 11 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== new vid ==<br />
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzAJvMKQeJA&feature=player_embedded<br />
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can't add news so there you go--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 13:38, 16 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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==Can this be the new Quote of the Now, please?==<br />
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{{quote|I've learned... from my father; he taught and showed me which male ends go into which female ends.|Wallflower E-mails.}}<br />
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[[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 13:28, 25 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
I'm for this too.<br />
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 02:10, 21 October 2010 (EST)<br />
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*Ironically, I vote this for today. --[[User:MissMeg|MissMeg]] 15:11, 10 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==I suggest this for the Video of the Now==<br />
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmFHPbaNT04 [[User:Xavier|Xavier]] 07:37, 28 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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Since there's a white space in the Video of the Now (at least on my computer) why not feature this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoqjN3amRD4<br />
--[[User:Vofdoom38|VofDoom38]] 17:44, 21 October 2010 (PDT) This link is dead<br />
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== Project Map Fucking Everything ==<br />
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Started up this project and got a lot of things mapped down.<br />
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http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&gl=us&ptab=2&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=116038930500742252038.0004949e055d81dc61c0b<br />
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I'd like to get all of the places he mentions/visits/films/rapes marked down on the map, but there's a lot of videos and some of them I never wish to see again. So, it's open collaboration and anyone with a Google account can edit it. Feel free to login and mark down different areas he's visited. Just try to be logical and succinct when adding locations. Don't need every McDonald's marked down. When doing videos of him travelling, try to figure out the path with a line and mark at least one end of it.<br />
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Now, a question:<br />
Should we make a page for the full map or just link it in the bottom of the "Locations" divs on the other pages?<br />
-- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 13:49, 9 November 2010 (PST)<br />
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*Put it on the locations template. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 13:53, 9 November 2010 (PST)<br />
**Done. Couldn't think of a better name than Chris's World. -- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 14:11, 9 November 2010 (PST)<br />
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== Sports ==<br />
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Is there any inclination that Chris is into any kind of sport or professional sports team? I asked this on the main page because I don't know where else to ask it.<br />
*Sign your fucking posts god damn. Also, no. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 04:18, 14 November 2010 (PST)<br />
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== Slight Error ==<br />
Chris hasn't gone 5 days without the internet, he logged into youtube 2 1/2 days after he posted the leaving video.<br />
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 19:46, 26 November 2010 (EST)<br />
:Probably should have discussed this before just removing the counter... [[User:Smtp|Smtp]] 17:02, 26 November 2010 (PST)<br />
::It's a non-pedantic count. We're really focusing on how many days he's gone without making a video - which Chris equates to "being on the Internet". --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:30, 26 November 2010 (PST)<br />
:::Yeah, why is the counter back? I don't know how to re-implement that sort of thing or I would. --[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 16:18, 17 December 2010 (PST)<br />
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== Vandalism? ==<br />
Some guy named [[User:Trueandhonest]] has been going around vandalizing pages lately, claiming to be Chris-chan himself. Most likely it's a troll, but I just wanted to point that out. [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 15:33, 30 November 2010 (PST)<br />
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== Does Christian Who Cares know this?==<br />
I don't remember his surname. Does he know that the creator of Pokémon has [[aspergers]]? At least Wikipedia's article says so... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satoshi_Tajiri --[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 16:21, 4 December 2010 (PST)<br />
* It seems that you just answered your own question. As to whether or not Chris knows, I honestly don't think he even cares. He justifies things when it allows him to continue his current lifestyle. He'd probably just say "Well I guess there are some exceptions" and move on. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:39, 4 December 2010 (PST)<br />
** You're right, I should have figured that out. Theres an article about his hypocresy, but its not really necesary to read it; it takes about three seconds of reading this wiki to realize that he's the biggest of hypocrites...--[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 17:46, 4 December 2010 (PST)<br />
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==CWCki is pretty dead==<br />
Chris isn't coming back, at least not for a long time. Despite this, there are a shitton of new editors who drop by every other day and fuck up articles. The only reason I'm really still here is to fix up the edits of these new editors. I think we should start finding the good articles on the wiki and either lock them or put a template saying not to fuck with it a la ED. As articles get fixed up, they get locked down, at least until Chris comes back (if he ever does, anyway). I get that it might take some time or whatever, but it would help preserve the CWCki should Chris never come back or I die or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:11, 11 December 2010 (PST)<br />
*Well it was just a matter of time until he would end up in a mental hospital. I always told him so, but whatever. I agree though, that there are probably many articles, that can be protected, especially all the videos, mails, phone calls, chatlogs and whatnot.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 19:09, 12 December 2010 (PST)<br />
::I'd push for the templating approach rather than protecting. Article protection should be used sparingly. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:00, 14 December 2010 (PST)<br />
:::After seeing old articles being still corrected here and there, I tend to agree. Maybe this Chris-free time isn't so bad after all. Gives us time to look through all the old articles.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:51, 14 December 2010 (PST)<br />
::::You guys have gone from reporting the antics of a potential criminal to stalking a retard. Really it's pathetic. Do we need to know about uneventful sightings at the mall or his activity on PSN? That sounds like having less of a life than Chris does. Every lolcow eventually dies down and CWC is finished. This isn't like that point when everyone thought he was done for but came back, this is it.--[[User:Goatselover|Goatselover]] 18:05, 29 December 2010 (PST)<br />
:::::Obviously you know something we don't. Go on, enlighten us. [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 21:08, 29 December 2010 (PST)<br />
:::::First, as Champ said pretty much RIGHT below this, this page is about improving the main page exclusively. Take it to Offshore CWCki. I think your targets are probably mostly there. As far as I'm aware, the people remaining here are dedicated to the wiki, rather than devoted to coming up with new ways to stalk Chris.<br />
::::::It's not even about concerning ourselves with how next to foil Chris' Heart-Meter. This is about the chronicling<br />
::::::and archiving of this entire man-child's existence for the benefit and hilarity of all future new-fags<br />
::::::--[[User:Boosegumps|Boosegumps]] 03:40, 19 January 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Sightings ==<br />
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Okay, question, as a field agent who is seeming to have multiple run ins with Chris (was the guy who took the kroger pic and I commonly see him when he comes into my work) Where should I put my sightings so I am not cluttering up the other pages? [[User:CFA|CFA]]CFA<br />
:1. Sign posts with 4 tildes (<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>) if you want to avoid typing all that shit every time.<br />
:2. [[User:CFA/Whateverthefuck]] is usually the best place to put your stuff.<br />
:On another note, I appreciate that CFA is the name of the guy who took that pic, but that doesn't necessarily prove that it's you. Expect people to be critical of that statement. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 01:20, 16 December 2010 (PST)<br />
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*I did sign with 4 and I posted it up on the offshore first. Secondly, I asked because there is no article on sightings. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 10:38, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA<br />
::Signing with 4 tildes yields a timestamp. Always. There was no timestamp. The point I was making was that yeah, the guy on offshore is called CFA. However, you just made your account here and there's nothing stopping someone other than offshore's CFA from taking the username. As a result of this, even if there were a "sightings" article, you still wouldn't be able to just dump new shit there because there's no confirmation that you are who you say you are. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:10, 16 December 2010 (PST)<br />
*alright, then what would constituent proof for you guys? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:03, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA<br />
::I'd say photos ^^ [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:01, 16 December 2010 (PST)<br />
:*photos of what? My page on offshore or something else? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 17:56, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA<br />
::Gee, I don't know, maybe ''the picture you originally uploaded to Offshore CWCki''? --[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:39, 16 December 2010 (PST)<br />
::I think the best picture to upload would be proof that you can log into CFA's account on Offshore. If you have any new pics, those work too, but I don't expect you to have to do too much work for this. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:07, 17 December 2010 (PST)<br />
*[[Image:CFA offshore.png|300px]] [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:41, 17 December 2010 (PST)CFA<br />
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:*In the future, posts like this go in the Community Portal and not here. This discussion page strictly involves improving the main page.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:33, 19 December 2010 (PST)<br />
*My apologies [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:54, 19 December 2010 (PST)CFA<br />
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== Is This Chris? ==<br />
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He apparently stalked the shit out of liquid Chris therefore leading him to know his whereabouts along with his real name. So, he decided to post a video about it for some "troll busting".<br />
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Here's his channel:<br />
[http://www.youtube.com/user/CarlosChantor]<br />
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- 06:33 (CST) January 6,2011<br />
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I doubt it. I mean, do you see him putting together such a coherent video and hacking someone's facebook. The only Chris-like thing about it is that they got the wrong one of the twins pegged as Liquid.....<br />
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ARIGOLD17 WHO CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SIGN POSTS- 3:30 (EST) January 14, 2011<br />
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== ps3 tracker change ==<br />
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the ps3 tracker says jan.7.2010 when it should be jan.7.2011. just pointing that out. [[User:Carnival Vexillarius|Carnival Vexillarius]] 10:06, 8 January 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Shojo letters ==<br />
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[[File:Shoujobeatchrischanletter.jpg]]<br />
[[File:Shoujobeatchrischanletterreply.jpg|Right]]<br />
*Front page, y/n? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:18, 26 January 2011 (PST)CFA<br />
<s>If it's legit I'd say front page material, I know Chris watches anime, but somehow I can't see him reading manga. I think he'd be too frustrated to figure out that you read it back to front. I think this might be a troll impersonating him</s> Never mind it says 23, so no one really knew about him, so it's probably legit.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 06:06, 1 March 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Potential Video of the Now? ==<br />
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Some pickle-related drama, brought to you by ''The Kids in the Hall''.<br />
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECAvZTcaQew<br />
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-- [[User:Elliecoral|Elliecoral]] 12:31 2 February 2011<br />
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*For future reference, this should go [[Template talk:Video of the now|here]]. The thing about the video is that Chris hasn't used the "pickle" euphemism, as far as I can tell, since 2008 or maybe early 2009. It's just a really out-of-date term. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:12, 2 February 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Not sure if it goes here but ==<br />
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*First, no pics (due to working at the time) but Chris came in with Rocky. But here is the thing, he was with a group of special needs folks around his age, seems Rocky has gotten him to socialize with other special needs folks, that or the strange girl he sat across from was friendly with him. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:30, 25 February 2011 (PST)CFA<br />
:Get pics next time. No, really. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:32, 25 February 2011 (PST)<br />
:Oh and also, this is the wrong place to do this. This is about improving the main page. Put it [[CWCki:General|here]] or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:38, 25 February 2011 (PST)<br />
*Thanks and as for pics, it was out of the blue, did not expect to see him that day (he normally comes in on saturday between 3 and 4.)[[User:CFA|CFA]] 18:28, 27 February 2011 (PST)CFA<br />
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==Userboxes==<br />
*Would anybody have a problem with organizing the userboxes, like Trollboxes category would contain Clyde's, Vivian's, Jack's ect. Description/identitiy boxes, like all the ones that say this user is a x, like the American, straight, hikikomori. Then like title boxes like admin, grammar nazi, ect. I could organize them, but it'd take me a while cause I'm busy during the week.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 13:11, 2 March 2011 (PST)<br />
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== da update should be first ==<br />
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ps3 tracker later, or maybe just merged. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 15:39, 2 March 2011 (PST)<br />
:I spent a while messing around with it today trying to find a better way to organize it, but I couldn't figure out how to change whether something's on the right or left side of the page. I guess switching the two wouldn't be too difficult because they're in the same box. No complaints here. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:41, 2 March 2011 (PST)<br />
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Just rid of the ps3 tracker, it's not even no longer updated. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 04:41, 7 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
:I found out how to do everything that I didn't understand, but [[User:Freecell/Main Page|what I did with it]] still looks bad. I agree that Da Update should go first (and the quote of the now shouldn't take up so much space and the News/Improvement Project should go higher), but I'm not sure it can be moved without making everything else look bad. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 04:48, 7 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
*I personally would have Da Update be first but Clyde insists that the PSN Tracker is more important. Take your complaints to him.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:11, 20 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==Seriously==<br />
*What the fuck happened yesterday? What was with the creepy girl? Why was everything 404'd, though some of the 404 pages were funny.<br />
: Seems like the server was just down. I'm not an admin so I don't really know. But the creepy girl has always been what you see when you specifically go to cogsdev.org or sonichu.com[[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 05:51, 17 March 2011 (PDT)<br />
*I was just trying to check this site yesterday and I saw that ''thing'' instead. I can upload a pic of it, but... Was it supposed to be Little Red Riding Hood or some shit? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 09:26, 17 March 2011 (PDT)<br />
:: I JUST tried and the weird Little Girls was there and then I re-loaded the page and it was fine... dunno. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 15:43, 17 March 2011 (PDT)<br />
::: [http://www.sonichu.com/buletta.jpg picture] Based on the filename it's supposed to be [http://capcom.wikia.com/wiki/Baby_Bonnie_Hood Buletta/B.B.Hood] from Darkstalkers. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 16:27, 17 March 2011 (PDT)<br />
:::: Y<s>eah any time I've tried to follow my bookmark link that is set up to cogsdev.org, which has ''always'' worked, mind you, it now takes me to the BB Hood image after trying to redirect to sonichu.com. In order to actually get to the site I have to google CWCKI and find a random page and then backtrack to the main page. Am I doing something horribly wrong somehow?</s> As of my having written this, it'a back to normal now. Weird. Disregard me I am a buffoon.--[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 10:14, 18 March 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==Ha!==<br />
Nice touch for April Fool's [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 07:50, 1 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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[[Random-access humor|IT'S RAINING CHRIS! HALLELUJAH!]] Also, if I may ask, what's the code for this? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 10:29, 1 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
*note to self, listening to shpongle and watching the spinning heads here is seriously a bad idea! [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:43, 1 April 2011 (PDT)CFA<br />
*When are we gonna get these removed now? They were charming on April 1st but it's two days later now and they're getting kinda intrusive. [[User:Airrider1|Airrider1]] 15:35 EST<br />
** I use [https://chrome.google.com/extensions/detail/cfhdojbkjhnklbpkdaibdccddilifddb?hl=en adblock plus]. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 12:39, 3 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
*** [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/adblock-plus/ And for Firefox...] --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 12:57, 5 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== You are now aware ==<br />
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[[image:Youarenowaware.jpg|800px]]<br />
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:It could almost imply that they somehow know one another! I'm more interested in the book to the left of it. Also, sign your posts. Also, this page is about improving the main page, as you've been told before. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 04:54, 7 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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Well, I thought it was pretty surprising. All this time, that creepy little face was staring at me and I didn't even know it. The medallion and stare really make it a winner. Maybe bring it up in the Barbara page discussion. [[User:Farm Zombie|Farm Zombie]] 12:26, 7 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Sorry,did that at like, 2 am. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:38, 7 April 2011<br />
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== Remove the PSN tracker ==<br />
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Srsly. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:58, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Or put it under the update section. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:41, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA<br />
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==TOMGIRL.PNG==<br />
May I suggest a recoloring of the hair blonde? --[[User:MissMeg|MissMeg]] 09:31, 7 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Liquid Chris Article ==<br />
The whole "MOTHERLAND CALLS!" template has been up on the [[Liquid Chris]] page for a while, even before I became a member here. Has the article been fixed, or is it still in need of refurbishing? -- [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 22:09, 7 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
:Why are you asking this here? Try [[Talk:Liquid Chris]]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 23:22, 7 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
:: The reason I asked here was because nobody has added anything new the article since March (ignoring a recent edit-revert), and nobody has done anything with the talk page since last September. I was just wondering if this should be the Improvement Project of the Now if it's gone nowhere for a while. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 10:09, 10 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== An error in dating? ==<br />
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Today's "''This day in Christory''" features [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|a video from February 5th, 2009]], but today is ''June 5th''. Is this intentional? --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 10:37, 5 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
*The video was from 5 Feb, but his CChanSonichu account was indeed hacked on 5 June. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 13:52, 5 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Kim ==<br />
Have we pulled a Wallflower on Kim? If not why doesn't she have a page, any information on her other than in passing, emails, phone calls, etc? [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 21:45, 6 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==Just for you==<br />
I while ago I figured out the code for making youtube audio play in the background based on ED's code for it. I just forgot to share it with you. Its a nice touch for user pages, but I wouldn't recommend them for Cwcki articles.<br />
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ev:youtube|'''(The Stuff After watch?v=)'''&autoplay=1&loop=1&start=1" height="1" width="1" fposition="left" frame="false"<br />
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except add '''{{#''' at the beginning and '''}}''' at the end, and lose the '''(''' ''')''' parenthese<br />
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Sorry if its confusing, ask [[User:freecell|freecell]] if you need help, he or she uses it too.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 20:01, 12 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==No detective needed==<br />
Okay, you don't have to be a fucking detective to tell that [[User:Youdonttellmewhattodo|Youdonttellmewhattodo]], [[User:Nothingyouneedknow|Nothingyouneedknow]], [[User:GodoftheGodsofgod|GodoftheGodsofgod]] are the same fucking person seeing as all three accounts were made four minutes between each and they've been posting stupid shit, complimenting Chris, and blanking pages. It's an idiot, troll, or hell possibly Chris. [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 11:34, 19 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
:I don't think they're the same people. And I checked for some of them, they're not Chris. I don't remember specifically though and I'm kind of too lazy to check again. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:53, 20 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
::Ok, sat down and checked those three again. Not Chris. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:58, 20 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==New videos==<br />
Chris just posted a couple of new videos and from the looks of it, relating to that forum that he's been posting on. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 11:27, 6 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Two more videos have gone up. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 14:38, 9 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
* I just posted the update but there still aren't any pages about the videos. I would but I'm really goddamn tired and I feel like shit. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 14:41, 9 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
** It's cool, they'll get made eventually, and I can't wait, to be honest, I missed the shinagins that Chris provided in his videos. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 14:49, 9 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Earthquake ==<br />
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Think CWC was affected by the 5.9 earthquake in Virgina at 2PM?--[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 11:17, 23 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
:If he was, I'm sure we'll be updated. Until then, there's no way we could know. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 11:21, 23 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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:Unless a big box of Barb's Salvation Army finds crushed him.--[[User:Shefap|Shefap]] 12:27, 23 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
:* There's a website [http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/dyfi/events/se/082311a/us/index.html] that will tell you where people in VA are saying they felt shaking. Around where Chris lives, there were reports of little-to-no shaking felt and no damage reported. He probably heard about the earthquake, but they probably felt nothing more than a vibration. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 14:05, 23 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Article of the now. ==<br />
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shouldnt the Article of the now be Bob chandler? -[[User:HitIar|HitIar &quot;wunderbar!&quot;]] 12:50, 10 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
:Indeed, I think Bob's bio should be article of the now until Chris uploads his next video. Then the article of the now should be changed into [[Chris and death]], as the most important thing about the next vid will be a demonstration of how Chris reacts (if he does react at all) to the death of a parent.<br />
::Done, hope I did it right. -[[User:HitIar|HitIar &quot;wunderbar!&quot;]] 14:12, 10 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
::*In the future, please refer discuss the Article of the now on its [[Talk:Article of the now|talk page]].<br />
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==Bob CWCki logo==<br />
I found [[:File:BobCWCkiLogo.jpg|this gem]] we used ages ago for Bob's birthday, would it be in poor taste to post it in place of the current logo, for a while? Or perhaps someone could modify it to reflect his passing? I ask because I don't want to horribly offend people.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:50, 11 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
*I second this, but not for too long. --[[User:MissMeg|Mary Lee Walsh &#124; All hail the dean!]] 12:46, 25 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
*It would have been appropriate for down time, maybe as a 404 message, but now that he's passed on, it is a bit distasteful. It would have been even more offensive if you planned to do this 5 days after his death. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 16:46, 25 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Chris' family tree. ==<br />
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We should expand on Chris family lineage, because Barbara's father died in an unusual way. <br />
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J.O. WESTON, OF RED OAK IS KILLED<br />
Joseph Otto Weston, 58, a farmer, was killed late Friday when he apparently fell from his horse drawn wagon on a rural road near Red Oak Charlotte County.<br />
Weston, of Red Oak, was hauling wood. Apparently he fell from the wagon and under a rear wheel.<br />
His body was discovered after the driverless horse and wagon turned up at a nearby service station.<br />
Dr. P.H. Winston, of Clarksville, medical examiner, said death was caused by a broken neck.<br />
Surviving are his wife, Mrs. Carrie Winn Weston; five daughters, Mrs. Wilborne Bourne, of Richmond, and Mrs. Edward Carey and Misses Barbara Ann, Mabel and Harriet Weston, of Red Oak; three sons, William S. Weston, with the Navy at Norfolk, and DeRoy Lewis and Curtis Wayne Weston, of Red Oak; three brothers, Alfred Weston, of Chase City, and Daniel and Roy Weston, of Red Oak; one sister, Mrs. Mabel M. Blacklidge of Richmond, and one grandchild.<br />
A funeral service was held at 1:30 p.m. Sunday at Antioch Baptist Church.<br />
(Source: The Charlotte Gazette, Drakes Branch, VA, Thursday, April 14, 1955 Submitted by: Bea. Adams King) <br />
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http://genealogytrails.com/vir/charlotte/obits_w.html<br />
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This is the same Joesph Otto Weston that in mentioned in that Family tree.<br />
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== Edit-hiding ==<br />
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What's going on with all the edit-hiding? --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 10:49, 6 November 2011 (PST)<br />
:I try to use the feature sparingly, but basically it's for the protection of users. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 10:52, 6 November 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Stop this ==<br />
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The article of now has had bob plastered on it for 2 months, it's getting old so I decided to put an underrated sonichu character onto it and don't whine to me about it being disrespectful to bob, fuck bob! --[[User:cj|cj]]<br />
*Personally, I think Jiggliami can eat a dick. Anyways, if you really felt that we needed a new article, you could have done something that made sense like, oh I don't know, [[28 October 2011]], instead of a character that has no relevance to what is happening in Chris's life at the moment. It's not that you're being disrespectful, it's just that you need to act a little more professionally on this site, even if it is a wiki devoted to an autistic manchild. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 10:31, 10 November 2011 (PST)<br />
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== what is this? ==<br />
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt-gfkWu8Bc&feature=channel_video_title<br />
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Apparently this might be chris --[[User:The0range|The0range]]<br />
*One, sign your comments. Two, this person claims they talked to a channel called "HuaYifu" and that this person was Chris. All you would have had to do is looked at HuaYifu's channel and you would have realized this wasn't Chris. This person has NOTHING uploaded on their channel that Chris would have done, never claims to be Chris, and never talks about Sonichu or Rosechu (which would have happened if it was Chris). This is NOT Chris. I'm not even sure how these messages came to be unless HuaYifu is trolling the owner of this video... or they both were in on it. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:47, 10 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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But why is the uploader of the video so convinced it's him though? It seem so obvious that it's not him that there might be more to it... --[[User:The0range|The0range]]<br />
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==Proper usage of words where time is concerned==<br />
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I have noticed that there are many pages that refer to "a recent video" or use similar assumptive language with regards to time. We should refrain from this type of language as the cwciki, and those pages, will be around long after the word "recent" fails to apply. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:35, 15 December 2011 (PST)<br />
:I've said exactly the same thing. I change it when I see it, but it seems people take for granted that other people actually have to fix their shit. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) </span></small> 11:42, 15 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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== STOP FORCASTING ! ==<br />
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Ok i understand the desire to keep every page up to date but STOP FORCASTING! Do not enter anything into the wiki that WILL HAVE TO BE CHANGED at a later date. Don't put on barbs page that she has an upcoming court date, because that will have to be changed after that date happens. PLEASE dont make work for yourself and others.. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 10:47, 16 December 2011 (PST)<br />
:Actually, I think that one's fine because it's an article that will inevitably have to be updated. The main issue arises on articles like videos, because post-fact people will be paying attention to other things. "Current" articles have to be rewritten all the time. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) </span></small> 10:52, 16 December 2011 (PST)<br />
:Event forecasting is fine on a Wiki when further information is expected within a reasonable timeframe. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:35, 16 December 2011 (PST)<br />
:: i understand that if its on an active page then its fine, but when the forcasting is put on other pages it becomes a correctin issue. Its much better to just link to the appropriate pages and not speculate. Let the active pages do the talking while the historic data stays historic. In other words October 28th 2011 is currently the central location for court info. other pages dont need specifics until we know what the outcome is.<br />
[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:41, 16 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Current Events ==<br />
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There aren't ant current events on the current events page. '''So either we need to get rid of it''', or we need to put 'current events' in our 'current events' so we can have 'current events' when we read the 'current events' -xzibit [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 06:09, 4 January 2012 (PST)<br />
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== Am i the only one who thinks there should be a second 'da update' type thing for significantly less important shit? ==<br />
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I'm not saying I demand this to happen, but it seems like it would be more convenient than checking recent changes for something that might possibly be new information. --[[User:Reldnahc C|I am tomgirlmanbearpig]] 20:34, 29 January 2012 (PST)<br />
: While that's an interesting idea... anything that's "new information" is usually in da update. Anything else is usually something small, not confirmed 100%, or almost insignificant. I suppose we could have something small...but it would be getting updated quite a bit. At the moment, I think "recent changes" is probably a lot like another, smaller, da update would be... --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:03, 29 January 2012 (PST)<br />
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== Birthday Suprise ==<br />
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Chris will be turning 30 this year and that is going to have an effect on the wiki. There are places where phrases like "Even now in his late twenties" are used. This type of language is going to become outdated. Words like "twenties" "20s" and specific ages as in "at 28 years old, Chris still lives at home" will all eventually have to be changed. CARE MUST BE TAKEN when writing about time. Remember EVERYTHING is past tense and you have to assume that the reader is reading the information 10 years from now. I have mentioned time before but the whole 'turning 30' thing needs to be addressed separately.<br />
[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 08:00, 2 February 2012 (PST)<br />
*here is an example "There is no earthly reason why (barring unrelated catastrophes) a man that is almost thirty years old and has autism should live at home with his parents, specially when his autism is as "high functioning" as Chris's activity and his documentation exemplify it to be." - This will need changing. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 08:16, 2 February 2012 (PST)<br />
:[[Wikipedia:WP:SOFIXIT|So fix it]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:55, 2 February 2012 (PST)<br />
:*Or as we like to say here on the CWCki, [[CWCki:DOITFAGGOT|DO IT FAGGOT]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:30, 3 February 2012 (PST)<br />
::*i am fixing what i see, just wanted others to be aware.[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:22, 7 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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== Revised idea ==<br />
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Maybe there should be a {{Timeline}} below "da update" on the main page, that would be pretty handy.--[[User:Reldnahc C|I am tomgirlmanbearpig]] 12:16, 5 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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That sounds like a good idea to me. [[user:poppybrolll|-~Poppybrolll~-]] 9:23, 11 February 2012 (PST)<br />
*Sounds like a good idea to me too... i would suggest letting someone higher up the chain add it though. We just dealt with some front page vandalism (that was kinda funny BTW) but i think its a great idea [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 08:04, 17 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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== This is what chris actually believes ==<br />
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I notice this phrase attached to pictures all over the wiki. Some of the pictures are references to Chris believing that he has some sort of chance to get laid. But many are just derogatory and rude. There are times that we KNOW what Chris believes because he tells us but many times the pictures are misleading or speculative. example: the pic on the page [[Caitlin]] is an assumption and has no basis in truth. There are many examples of picture captions being downright rude and defamatory. I think its clear that none of us can stand Chris, but we should be more careful about that coming out in the wiki. The facts please, just the facts...[[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 10:45, 29 February 2012 (PST) oops<br />
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: I [[CWCki:Policy#De-memeing the CWCki|concur]]. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 05:43, 10 July 2012 (PDT)<br />
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== Another Quote of the Now Suggestion ==<br />
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Now that the details of Chris's trial has been posted, do you think his outburst about having to pay Michael Snyder's medical bills- "That thieving liar doesn't deserve a red cent!"- would be appropriate? Of course, I'm still kind of a newfag here, so ignore this if you want. I just found it amusing. [[User:Alopax|Alopax]] 02:40, 11 July 2012 (PDT)<br />
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== Suggested article: Persecution Complex ==<br />
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I think we definitely need an article about all the times Christian has claimed to suffer/endured harsh trials in his life. For example, equating pulling weeds once with a Marine carrying the dead body of his friend back, as seen in the Father Call. Said Father Call is chock full of instances of Chris claiming to have suffered to prove his worthiness, in fact. I also don't need to mention all the times he has brought up being handcuffed in school, having his attraction sign removed at college, and getting suspended at college, for that was always frequent. He also grossly exaggerated the actions of the trolls in every interaction with friends, obviously... Even in his first ever YouTube video, he makes sure to claim that he has had a rough life: "I was diagnosed with high-functional autism, and I lived a, uh, somewhat rough life. I've had an abusive babysitter at one time." --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 16:13, 17 August 2012 (PDT)<br />
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*: Seconded. Make sure to include the fact that he's got a legitimate reason so see his bullshit as more important than it is. Also there's a page for requesting articles. Now get to work, soldier. [[User:CaveJohnson|CaveJohnson]] 20:33, 17 August 2012 (PDT)<br />
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== Confused ==<br />
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So, what's the deal? Is this site just an ironic way of trolling him, or what? I heard this was dedicated towards supporting him from outside sources, but looking at the content, I'd say you'd either have to be trolling him using irony and sarcasm, or as stupid as Chris himself. {{unsigned|5thofjulay}}<br />
: We're not for or against him, for most part. There's a bit of snark here and there, sure. We try to show Chris's stuff in his own words. Unfortunately for Chris, his material doesn't make him look very good. This site isn't really a troll site, just another way for Chris to troll himself. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' <span style="font-size:smaller;">([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])</span> 17:46, 9 November 2012 (PST)<br />
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== Forums Gone? ==<br />
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Should we mention on the main page that the forum has been deleted from the servers over at forumer? --[[User:Sparklemilhouse|Sparklemilhouse]] 15:41, 8 November 2012 (PST)<br />
: Perhaps, if we can figure out what happened and what the following actions are. Last I checked, the forum staff was looking at their options. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' <span style="font-size:smaller;">([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])</span> 17:46, 9 November 2012 (PST)<br />
: I wonder how much Our Pet Lolcow is chuckling to himself at the loss of our forums. Maybe he thinks we closed it ourselves to comply with his "apology post" on FaceBook; or maybe that one of his Curse-ya-meha-meha blasts actually worked.<br />
:There's a temporary relief forum for the CWCki Forums: http://spergcityzone.forumer.com/index.php [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 22:51, 11 November 2012 (PST)<br />
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== Forums gone....again? ==<br />
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The most recent forums appear to be gone. Is everything okay, or was it closed due to some of the conflicts between certain users and mods/management? - [[User:I Be Bobby Boulders|I Be Bobby Boulders]] 10:52, 30 January 2013 (EST)<br />
Can we make the forums ''not'' forumer this time? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:53, 30 January 2013 (PST)<br />
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Eagerly awaiting the forum's next incarnation. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 10:47, 30 January 2013 (PST)<br />
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Ditto. - [[User:Aiko-chan|Aiko-chan]] 15:31, 30 January 2013 (PST)<br />
:We received a Chatzy screencap a while ago that proves that the people we banned planned to TOS the forum because nobody is allowed to have fun if they can't. Don't know if they actually were responsible, but that's the information we have. I didn't save the screencap, but I'm sure someone has it. I'm hoping that we'll have something substantial up within a couple days. We're just waiting on a couple email responses first. And it definitely won't be Forumer. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) </span></small> 17:10, 30 January 2013 (PST)<br />
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That was on the first day of the banning, and they settled down, so I doubt they did anything rash. Plus I've been talking to them almost every day, and they dropped it shortly after that day. The thing is that their forum was TOS'd at the same time ours was, so I'm assuming whoever did it reported both forums, and I highly doubt they'd TOS their own forum.--[[User:Someguywithnoname|Someguywithnoname]] 18:08, 30 January 2013 (PST)<br />
:Yeah, this. There was some talk of going after champ's forum after the permaban of several people for trying to have something done about a crime committed by one of the mods, but it was dropped as a bad idea before leaving the brainstorming stage. Whoever TOSed either or both forums may have gotten the idea from such talk (and/or, more likely, simply from the predecessor forum having been TOSed before). [[User:SpergingAnarchistBagel|SpergingAnarchistBagel]] 12:14, 31 January 2013 (PST)<br />
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:They probably nuked both forums after they realized that A. They weren't going to be allowed back into the real one and B. Not very many people were going to defect to theirs. So they employed the Samson option. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] 10:40, 31 January 2013 (PST) <br />
::That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard lately. At least half to two-thirds of the regulars from spergcityzone had "defected" to spergcentral by the time it was TOSed (basically everyone except for those who didn't try to access either forum during the short interval between the TOSings). Why on earth would anyone involved in running spergcentral TOS their own forum when it was pretty much already established as the successor to spergcityzone? If I had to guess I would guess that punchabunch TOSed both forums to try to get them to blame each other for it, given that they went down within 24 hours of one another and given his enthusiastic talk of "forum war". But there isn't really any way of knowing. At any rate, there's probably some troll who wanted to fuck around with both forums. [[User:SpergingAnarchistBagel|SpergingAnarchistBagel]] 12:14, 31 January 2013 (PST)<br />
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:::[MOVED RESPONSE TO RELIEF FORUMS]--[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] 13:13, 31 January 2013 (PST)<br />
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I'm currently creating a new CWCki Forums which is not under forumer. I'll let you know if it's ready. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 18:42, 30 January 2013 (PST)<br />
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It's done! First time creating a forum, so give me some tips and suggestions about it. http://alanpardewcwc.forumms.net/ [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 21:01, 30 January 2013 (PST)<br />
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I just checked my email, and brooklyn sent an email to everyone who shared their email on the last board saying that the new permanent board should be up by this weekend/early next week. [[User:Aiko-chan|Aiko-chan]] 21:49, 30 January 2013 (PST)<br />
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Well, at least we'll have a backup forum in case something happens.[[User:Saney|Saney]] 21:53, 30 January 2013 (PST)<br />
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The permanent board is coming soon? Great. I'll update the link later when it is up. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 22:25, 30 January 2013 (PST)<br />
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== Photo of rental house ==<br />
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Surely the photo of the front of the rental house Charb are staying in should be the photo of the now. EXIF data stripped, of course. --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 02:28, 4 May 2014 (UTC)<br />
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* I'm working on it. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 10:05, 5 May 2014 (UTC)<br />
:: Cheers! That house sure looks spooky. --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 11:44, 5 May 2014 (UTC)<br />
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== Lego Wishlist ==<br />
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Exactly how much is Chris' NEED list worth? What about his WANT list?<br />
At the same time, he's selling items that should have sentimental value to him to pay the bills.<br />
This def needs some looking in to!<br />
--[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 05:07, 31 May 2014 (UTC)<br />
* I decided to take this task on myself. Still weeding my way through ebay to find the lowest prices for each set, but suffice it to say, the tally is HIGH! --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 18:27, 2 June 2014 (UTC)<br />
**The grand total for what Chris is begging for in Legos alone is ~$4800 --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 19:14, 2 June 2014 (UTC)<br />
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== QOTN ==<br />
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"The drawing that is being sold on eBay now is an Original artwork created by the original Creator of Christian Weston Chandler, and is solely being sold as an artwork with no original intent of profit."<br />
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**This needs to be on the front page because Chris is saying that his drawing he drew to sell online wasn't meant for profit.<br />
These are disparaging statements. One cannot draw something with the intent of selling it and say they didn't intend any personal profit.<br />
I'd put this on the forums, but null can't take jokes.--[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 20:03, 2 June 2014 (UTC)<br />
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*** The total list rounds out to just over to $4800 for the lego sets Chris wants. He no doubt deserves them... lol --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 22:17, 2 June 2014 (UTC)<br />
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*** Going to. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 14:23, 16 June 2014 (UTC)<br />
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== PSN Tracker ==<br />
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I feel like this is kinda taking up valuable real estate on the front page. Anyone opposed to removing it? I was pretty much against it from day one, it's been on the front page mostly to appease [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]] but he's long gone. Not sure what to do with the extra space. I'd say to post his most recent Facebook posts but well, recent events suggest that probably won't be happening. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] ([[User talk:Champthom|talk]]) 09:42, 31 December 2014 (UTC)<br />
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*I'm all for a section on Facebook posts, but, as you said, it's possible we'll be seeing a lot less of those. Either way, the PSN tracker needs to go. [[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 10:41, 31 December<br />
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* I dunno. I always kinda liked it. A constant reminder of how much money he wastes. [[User:Sweet and Savoury|Sweet and Savoury]] ([[User talk:Sweet and Savoury|talk]]) 12:06, 11 January 2015 (UTC)<br />
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== refer Chris as a female with female pronouns ==<br />
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==Article of the Now change?==<br />
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So since the article about the Gamestop incident is getting old, why not replace it with this recent page about the documentary for Chris Chan (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjnakAlF-s)<br />
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== Many MediaFire Links are Broken ==<br />
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Hello, so all across the wiki are broken Mediafire links, and it's pretty bad. Is there any way that these links could be repaired by reuploading the appropriate files so that the public can download them? By the way, I've reuploaded a lot of Chris material on the Internet Archive (including two YouTube videos blocked off in the U.S.): https://archive.org/search.php?query=subject%3A%22christian+weston+chandler%22. I could upload the material (or you guys can) on to the Internet Archive, where they try to preserve anything that is digital. [[User:Letter Z|Letter Z]] ([[User talk:Letter Z|talk]]) 22:08, 6 March 2015 (UTC)<br />
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== New update, transgender ==<br />
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"...(s)he"<br />
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I have an issue with this. Hasn't it been decided we shouldn't cater to Chris' whims and call him what HE wishes to be called? It should be "he", indefinitely, I think.--[[User:The World Is Yours|The World Is Yours]] ([[User talk:The World Is Yours|talk]]) 20:02, 13 May 2015 (UTC)<br />
*I'm kind of on the fence about this because I'm transgender myself. On one hand, I want to say that she isn't actually transgender, but on the other hand I want to be on the safe side and just refer to her with female pronouns. [[User:Melkor|Melkor]] ([[User talk:Melkor|talk]]) 21:46, 27 November 2015 (UTC)<br />
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== Here's a creative suggestion for the 'Da Update' section ==<br />
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Put goddamn fucking links to whatever the fucking update's about.<br />
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==CWCki Logo==<br />
Hey! I made the CWCki logo back in 2008ish and I'm wondering if you guys wanted an updated version of it--It's pretty old by now. <br />
The concept would be the same (Chris ontop of the Sonichu Ball), just in better quality. Cheers. [[User:Gleefk|Gleefk]] ([[User talk:Gleefk|talk]]) 19:11, 19 January 2016 (UTC)<br />
:I know I'm responding to this way late, but, yeah, if you have an updated version then I say go for it. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 05:49, 14 June 2017 (UTC)<br />
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== So, This Superrocks3 Guy..... ==<br />
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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdMsi-rtmbI]<br />
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This is John Paglia, aka superrocks3. He is apparently whiteknighting for Chris. I'm debating contributing an article about him. I've viewed the rest of his YouTube account. Either he is trying WAAAAAAAAY too hard to troll or severely autistic. Nothing really noteworthy has happened with this guy in regards to interactions with CWC. CWC liked one of his videos, and that's it so far. Should I get this article going or have I found some shit that actually is too minor for the CWCKI?<br />
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* I believe this is too minor for CWCki. There is many people trying to be funny by whiteknighting/trolling Chris, but we don't document them unless they have some actual relation with Chris and unless they have contributed something major to the CWC community (like [[Robert Simmons V]], who actually met Chris, appeared in the comics and contributed to the CWC community by uploading the Church audio). A similar case of someone trying to funny occourred with [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0BN13HKbck MasterEliteFighter] who "participated" in Chris's "embargos" and got a mention from Chris, but besides that, he is not really that notable to make a page about him. [[User:Helis5|Helis5]] ([[User talk:Helis5|talk]]) 18:13, 4 February 2016 (UTC)<br />
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== Can't edit Sonichu 11 article? ==<br />
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I've been trying to add the troll comic to it but whenever I try to edit it I get a blank page. --[[User:One With The Lulz|One With The Lulz]] ([[User talk:One With The Lulz|talk]]) 02:58, 15 May 2016 (UTC)<br />
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== Replace pmurt with new article ==<br />
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The pmurt article is getting real old seeing as it's been up for like a month or ttwo. I recommend replacing it with sonichu #11 to put more emphasis on the financhu crisis. --[[User:Pepper-0|Pepper-0]] ([[User talk:Pepper-0|talk]]) 10/01/17<br />
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*Maybe we should wait a bit more, until Pmurt takes office later this month. Chris has been commenting more on him than his finances lately, too. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 10:04, 11 January 2017 (UTC)<br />
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==New sighting in local news==<br />
Chris turned up at a student mourning event and they made the whole video about interviewing Chris as if he was just a random student, he even has his fucking sonichu comics on the flowers as a form of self advertisemnt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n062B5gurp0 , Should be at least Video of the Now<br />
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*Yeah. I'll probably write up an article about it later. Unfortunately, there's not many editors left. I'm usually the one who adds content to the CWCki lately, but I'm a bit burned out from editing, especially with the ongoing server issues making it difficult. I'll probably get stuff updated in a day or two. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 17:37, 14 June 2017 (UTC)<br />
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== Begging counter ==<br />
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For the same reasons as the [[Template:PSNTracker]], mentioned [[Talk:Main_Page#PSN_Tracker_2|here]] and [[Template_talk:PSNTracker|here]], can we remove the Begging Counter template from the middle of the main page and relocate it to the Financhu Crisis Saga pages? --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 06:08, 14 June 2017 (UTC)<br />
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*You might want to consider asking people on Kiwi Farms for their opinions, because there's a shortage of editors here. I'm the one who wrote the begging counter and placed it on the main page, because Chris had been doing a ton of begging and I figured it'd be a good way to keep the Financhu Crisis featured on the main page (and because it was funny to see a counter of the days since he last worked on the comic). I think it's still relevant now, because Chris mostly either begs or works on the comic, and the template directly links to both from the main page. Kinda like Article of the Now, but with statistics. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 17:37, 14 June 2017 (UTC)<br />
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*Yeah, I agree with Hurtful here. The begging counter should remain on the front page. -[[User:Windows OS|Windows OS]] ([[User talk:Windows OS|talk]]) 19:14, 14 June 2017 (UTC)</div>
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==Make a new Saga?==<br />
Even though Chris has been less active over the less couple of years, he has recently (since early March) been giving infomation about what has been happening over the last couple of years. I think we should call this a new Saga "Revalation" Saga. [[User:14recinez|14recinez]] 3:40, 14 September 2013 (EST)<br />
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the new saga is the Black Sonichu DLC saga, i posted a link to chris chan's facebook post in the news page --[[User:Beanmachine91|Beanmachine91]] ([[User talk:Beanmachine91|talk]]) 01:02, 10 May 2015 (UTC)<br />
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==Note==<br />
Flipnote Hatena will be shutting down May 31, 2013. Also chris 2013 article needs updating.<br />
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==Did you know..==<br />
Some of the "Did you knows" sound really over-opinionated and A-loggy next to the A-log article of the now.<br />
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Ex. "...that Chris is a disgusting human being?", "That Chris cannot dance", I also have a personal gripe with, "...that Chris was born on 24 February, the same day the Nazi party was founded?", as it associates CWC with Nazis. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 10:18, 16 December 2012 (PST)<br />
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Did you know "Chris declared his birthday national Christian Love day? He thought this was better than Mexican Flag day which is on his birthday February 24"<br />
[[User:MsAuntieMama|MsAuntieMama]] 10:16 May 2015 (EST)<br />
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==ohinternet==<br />
Should we include a da update about ED and ohinternet considering their past relationship? [[Supersheep|Supersheep]] 23:38, 19 April 2011 (EST)<br />
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==Happy Sonichu Day!==<br />
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Is Sonichu 11 or 23? Also, is it possible to make the Sonichu page the now article? --[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 21:33, 16 March 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==PSN Tracker==<br />
I have Chris on my friends list on the PSTriple. <br />
How would I go about contributing to the PSN tracker? [[User:Dillon627|Dillon627]] 06:30, 28 January 2011 (PST)<br />
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==Protect the templates==<br />
Seeing how the main page itself is protected, why not protect the templates as well? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:49, 11 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
*There's already cascading protection for all the front page templates. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:51, 11 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
*Stop freaking out about this spammer shit, Champ has it under control --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 16:53, 11 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== new vid ==<br />
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzAJvMKQeJA&feature=player_embedded<br />
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can't add news so there you go--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 13:38, 16 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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==Can this be the new Quote of the Now, please?==<br />
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{{quote|I've learned... from my father; he taught and showed me which male ends go into which female ends.|Wallflower E-mails.}}<br />
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[[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 13:28, 25 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
I'm for this too.<br />
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 02:10, 21 October 2010 (EST)<br />
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*Ironically, I vote this for today. --[[User:MissMeg|MissMeg]] 15:11, 10 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==I suggest this for the Video of the Now==<br />
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmFHPbaNT04 [[User:Xavier|Xavier]] 07:37, 28 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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Since there's a white space in the Video of the Now (at least on my computer) why not feature this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoqjN3amRD4<br />
--[[User:Vofdoom38|VofDoom38]] 17:44, 21 October 2010 (PDT) This link is dead<br />
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== Project Map Fucking Everything ==<br />
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Started up this project and got a lot of things mapped down.<br />
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http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&gl=us&ptab=2&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=116038930500742252038.0004949e055d81dc61c0b<br />
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I'd like to get all of the places he mentions/visits/films/rapes marked down on the map, but there's a lot of videos and some of them I never wish to see again. So, it's open collaboration and anyone with a Google account can edit it. Feel free to login and mark down different areas he's visited. Just try to be logical and succinct when adding locations. Don't need every McDonald's marked down. When doing videos of him travelling, try to figure out the path with a line and mark at least one end of it.<br />
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Now, a question:<br />
Should we make a page for the full map or just link it in the bottom of the "Locations" divs on the other pages?<br />
-- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 13:49, 9 November 2010 (PST)<br />
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*Put it on the locations template. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 13:53, 9 November 2010 (PST)<br />
**Done. Couldn't think of a better name than Chris's World. -- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 14:11, 9 November 2010 (PST)<br />
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== Sports ==<br />
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Is there any inclination that Chris is into any kind of sport or professional sports team? I asked this on the main page because I don't know where else to ask it.<br />
*Sign your fucking posts god damn. Also, no. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 04:18, 14 November 2010 (PST)<br />
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== Slight Error ==<br />
Chris hasn't gone 5 days without the internet, he logged into youtube 2 1/2 days after he posted the leaving video.<br />
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 19:46, 26 November 2010 (EST)<br />
:Probably should have discussed this before just removing the counter... [[User:Smtp|Smtp]] 17:02, 26 November 2010 (PST)<br />
::It's a non-pedantic count. We're really focusing on how many days he's gone without making a video - which Chris equates to "being on the Internet". --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:30, 26 November 2010 (PST)<br />
:::Yeah, why is the counter back? I don't know how to re-implement that sort of thing or I would. --[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 16:18, 17 December 2010 (PST)<br />
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== Vandalism? ==<br />
Some guy named [[User:Trueandhonest]] has been going around vandalizing pages lately, claiming to be Chris-chan himself. Most likely it's a troll, but I just wanted to point that out. [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 15:33, 30 November 2010 (PST)<br />
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== Does Christian Who Cares know this?==<br />
I don't remember his surname. Does he know that the creator of Pokémon has [[aspergers]]? At least Wikipedia's article says so... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satoshi_Tajiri --[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 16:21, 4 December 2010 (PST)<br />
* It seems that you just answered your own question. As to whether or not Chris knows, I honestly don't think he even cares. He justifies things when it allows him to continue his current lifestyle. He'd probably just say "Well I guess there are some exceptions" and move on. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:39, 4 December 2010 (PST)<br />
** You're right, I should have figured that out. Theres an article about his hypocresy, but its not really necesary to read it; it takes about three seconds of reading this wiki to realize that he's the biggest of hypocrites...--[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 17:46, 4 December 2010 (PST)<br />
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==CWCki is pretty dead==<br />
Chris isn't coming back, at least not for a long time. Despite this, there are a shitton of new editors who drop by every other day and fuck up articles. The only reason I'm really still here is to fix up the edits of these new editors. I think we should start finding the good articles on the wiki and either lock them or put a template saying not to fuck with it a la ED. As articles get fixed up, they get locked down, at least until Chris comes back (if he ever does, anyway). I get that it might take some time or whatever, but it would help preserve the CWCki should Chris never come back or I die or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:11, 11 December 2010 (PST)<br />
*Well it was just a matter of time until he would end up in a mental hospital. I always told him so, but whatever. I agree though, that there are probably many articles, that can be protected, especially all the videos, mails, phone calls, chatlogs and whatnot.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 19:09, 12 December 2010 (PST)<br />
::I'd push for the templating approach rather than protecting. Article protection should be used sparingly. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:00, 14 December 2010 (PST)<br />
:::After seeing old articles being still corrected here and there, I tend to agree. Maybe this Chris-free time isn't so bad after all. Gives us time to look through all the old articles.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:51, 14 December 2010 (PST)<br />
::::You guys have gone from reporting the antics of a potential criminal to stalking a retard. Really it's pathetic. Do we need to know about uneventful sightings at the mall or his activity on PSN? That sounds like having less of a life than Chris does. Every lolcow eventually dies down and CWC is finished. This isn't like that point when everyone thought he was done for but came back, this is it.--[[User:Goatselover|Goatselover]] 18:05, 29 December 2010 (PST)<br />
:::::Obviously you know something we don't. Go on, enlighten us. [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 21:08, 29 December 2010 (PST)<br />
:::::First, as Champ said pretty much RIGHT below this, this page is about improving the main page exclusively. Take it to Offshore CWCki. I think your targets are probably mostly there. As far as I'm aware, the people remaining here are dedicated to the wiki, rather than devoted to coming up with new ways to stalk Chris.<br />
::::::It's not even about concerning ourselves with how next to foil Chris' Heart-Meter. This is about the chronicling<br />
::::::and archiving of this entire man-child's existence for the benefit and hilarity of all future new-fags<br />
::::::--[[User:Boosegumps|Boosegumps]] 03:40, 19 January 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Sightings ==<br />
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Okay, question, as a field agent who is seeming to have multiple run ins with Chris (was the guy who took the kroger pic and I commonly see him when he comes into my work) Where should I put my sightings so I am not cluttering up the other pages? [[User:CFA|CFA]]CFA<br />
:1. Sign posts with 4 tildes (<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>) if you want to avoid typing all that shit every time.<br />
:2. [[User:CFA/Whateverthefuck]] is usually the best place to put your stuff.<br />
:On another note, I appreciate that CFA is the name of the guy who took that pic, but that doesn't necessarily prove that it's you. Expect people to be critical of that statement. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 01:20, 16 December 2010 (PST)<br />
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*I did sign with 4 and I posted it up on the offshore first. Secondly, I asked because there is no article on sightings. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 10:38, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA<br />
::Signing with 4 tildes yields a timestamp. Always. There was no timestamp. The point I was making was that yeah, the guy on offshore is called CFA. However, you just made your account here and there's nothing stopping someone other than offshore's CFA from taking the username. As a result of this, even if there were a "sightings" article, you still wouldn't be able to just dump new shit there because there's no confirmation that you are who you say you are. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:10, 16 December 2010 (PST)<br />
*alright, then what would constituent proof for you guys? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:03, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA<br />
::I'd say photos ^^ [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:01, 16 December 2010 (PST)<br />
:*photos of what? My page on offshore or something else? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 17:56, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA<br />
::Gee, I don't know, maybe ''the picture you originally uploaded to Offshore CWCki''? --[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:39, 16 December 2010 (PST)<br />
::I think the best picture to upload would be proof that you can log into CFA's account on Offshore. If you have any new pics, those work too, but I don't expect you to have to do too much work for this. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:07, 17 December 2010 (PST)<br />
*[[Image:CFA offshore.png|300px]] [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:41, 17 December 2010 (PST)CFA<br />
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:*In the future, posts like this go in the Community Portal and not here. This discussion page strictly involves improving the main page.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:33, 19 December 2010 (PST)<br />
*My apologies [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:54, 19 December 2010 (PST)CFA<br />
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== Is This Chris? ==<br />
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He apparently stalked the shit out of liquid Chris therefore leading him to know his whereabouts along with his real name. So, he decided to post a video about it for some "troll busting".<br />
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Here's his channel:<br />
[http://www.youtube.com/user/CarlosChantor]<br />
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- 06:33 (CST) January 6,2011<br />
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I doubt it. I mean, do you see him putting together such a coherent video and hacking someone's facebook. The only Chris-like thing about it is that they got the wrong one of the twins pegged as Liquid.....<br />
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ARIGOLD17 WHO CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SIGN POSTS- 3:30 (EST) January 14, 2011<br />
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== ps3 tracker change ==<br />
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the ps3 tracker says jan.7.2010 when it should be jan.7.2011. just pointing that out. [[User:Carnival Vexillarius|Carnival Vexillarius]] 10:06, 8 January 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Shojo letters ==<br />
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[[File:Shoujobeatchrischanletter.jpg]]<br />
[[File:Shoujobeatchrischanletterreply.jpg|Right]]<br />
*Front page, y/n? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:18, 26 January 2011 (PST)CFA<br />
<s>If it's legit I'd say front page material, I know Chris watches anime, but somehow I can't see him reading manga. I think he'd be too frustrated to figure out that you read it back to front. I think this might be a troll impersonating him</s> Never mind it says 23, so no one really knew about him, so it's probably legit.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 06:06, 1 March 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Potential Video of the Now? ==<br />
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Some pickle-related drama, brought to you by ''The Kids in the Hall''.<br />
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECAvZTcaQew<br />
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-- [[User:Elliecoral|Elliecoral]] 12:31 2 February 2011<br />
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*For future reference, this should go [[Template talk:Video of the now|here]]. The thing about the video is that Chris hasn't used the "pickle" euphemism, as far as I can tell, since 2008 or maybe early 2009. It's just a really out-of-date term. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:12, 2 February 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Not sure if it goes here but ==<br />
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*First, no pics (due to working at the time) but Chris came in with Rocky. But here is the thing, he was with a group of special needs folks around his age, seems Rocky has gotten him to socialize with other special needs folks, that or the strange girl he sat across from was friendly with him. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:30, 25 February 2011 (PST)CFA<br />
:Get pics next time. No, really. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:32, 25 February 2011 (PST)<br />
:Oh and also, this is the wrong place to do this. This is about improving the main page. Put it [[CWCki:General|here]] or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:38, 25 February 2011 (PST)<br />
*Thanks and as for pics, it was out of the blue, did not expect to see him that day (he normally comes in on saturday between 3 and 4.)[[User:CFA|CFA]] 18:28, 27 February 2011 (PST)CFA<br />
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==Userboxes==<br />
*Would anybody have a problem with organizing the userboxes, like Trollboxes category would contain Clyde's, Vivian's, Jack's ect. Description/identitiy boxes, like all the ones that say this user is a x, like the American, straight, hikikomori. Then like title boxes like admin, grammar nazi, ect. I could organize them, but it'd take me a while cause I'm busy during the week.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 13:11, 2 March 2011 (PST)<br />
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== da update should be first ==<br />
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ps3 tracker later, or maybe just merged. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 15:39, 2 March 2011 (PST)<br />
:I spent a while messing around with it today trying to find a better way to organize it, but I couldn't figure out how to change whether something's on the right or left side of the page. I guess switching the two wouldn't be too difficult because they're in the same box. No complaints here. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:41, 2 March 2011 (PST)<br />
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Just rid of the ps3 tracker, it's not even no longer updated. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 04:41, 7 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
:I found out how to do everything that I didn't understand, but [[User:Freecell/Main Page|what I did with it]] still looks bad. I agree that Da Update should go first (and the quote of the now shouldn't take up so much space and the News/Improvement Project should go higher), but I'm not sure it can be moved without making everything else look bad. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 04:48, 7 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
*I personally would have Da Update be first but Clyde insists that the PSN Tracker is more important. Take your complaints to him.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:11, 20 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==Seriously==<br />
*What the fuck happened yesterday? What was with the creepy girl? Why was everything 404'd, though some of the 404 pages were funny.<br />
: Seems like the server was just down. I'm not an admin so I don't really know. But the creepy girl has always been what you see when you specifically go to cogsdev.org or sonichu.com[[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 05:51, 17 March 2011 (PDT)<br />
*I was just trying to check this site yesterday and I saw that ''thing'' instead. I can upload a pic of it, but... Was it supposed to be Little Red Riding Hood or some shit? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 09:26, 17 March 2011 (PDT)<br />
:: I JUST tried and the weird Little Girls was there and then I re-loaded the page and it was fine... dunno. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 15:43, 17 March 2011 (PDT)<br />
::: [http://www.sonichu.com/buletta.jpg picture] Based on the filename it's supposed to be [http://capcom.wikia.com/wiki/Baby_Bonnie_Hood Buletta/B.B.Hood] from Darkstalkers. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 16:27, 17 March 2011 (PDT)<br />
:::: Y<s>eah any time I've tried to follow my bookmark link that is set up to cogsdev.org, which has ''always'' worked, mind you, it now takes me to the BB Hood image after trying to redirect to sonichu.com. In order to actually get to the site I have to google CWCKI and find a random page and then backtrack to the main page. Am I doing something horribly wrong somehow?</s> As of my having written this, it'a back to normal now. Weird. Disregard me I am a buffoon.--[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 10:14, 18 March 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==Ha!==<br />
Nice touch for April Fool's [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 07:50, 1 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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[[Random-access humor|IT'S RAINING CHRIS! HALLELUJAH!]] Also, if I may ask, what's the code for this? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 10:29, 1 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
*note to self, listening to shpongle and watching the spinning heads here is seriously a bad idea! [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:43, 1 April 2011 (PDT)CFA<br />
*When are we gonna get these removed now? They were charming on April 1st but it's two days later now and they're getting kinda intrusive. [[User:Airrider1|Airrider1]] 15:35 EST<br />
** I use [https://chrome.google.com/extensions/detail/cfhdojbkjhnklbpkdaibdccddilifddb?hl=en adblock plus]. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 12:39, 3 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
*** [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/adblock-plus/ And for Firefox...] --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 12:57, 5 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== You are now aware ==<br />
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[[image:Youarenowaware.jpg|800px]]<br />
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:It could almost imply that they somehow know one another! I'm more interested in the book to the left of it. Also, sign your posts. Also, this page is about improving the main page, as you've been told before. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 04:54, 7 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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Well, I thought it was pretty surprising. All this time, that creepy little face was staring at me and I didn't even know it. The medallion and stare really make it a winner. Maybe bring it up in the Barbara page discussion. [[User:Farm Zombie|Farm Zombie]] 12:26, 7 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Sorry,did that at like, 2 am. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:38, 7 April 2011<br />
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== Remove the PSN tracker ==<br />
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Srsly. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:58, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Or put it under the update section. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:41, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA<br />
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==TOMGIRL.PNG==<br />
May I suggest a recoloring of the hair blonde? --[[User:MissMeg|MissMeg]] 09:31, 7 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Liquid Chris Article ==<br />
The whole "MOTHERLAND CALLS!" template has been up on the [[Liquid Chris]] page for a while, even before I became a member here. Has the article been fixed, or is it still in need of refurbishing? -- [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 22:09, 7 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
:Why are you asking this here? Try [[Talk:Liquid Chris]]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 23:22, 7 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
:: The reason I asked here was because nobody has added anything new the article since March (ignoring a recent edit-revert), and nobody has done anything with the talk page since last September. I was just wondering if this should be the Improvement Project of the Now if it's gone nowhere for a while. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 10:09, 10 May 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== An error in dating? ==<br />
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Today's "''This day in Christory''" features [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|a video from February 5th, 2009]], but today is ''June 5th''. Is this intentional? --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 10:37, 5 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
*The video was from 5 Feb, but his CChanSonichu account was indeed hacked on 5 June. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 13:52, 5 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Kim ==<br />
Have we pulled a Wallflower on Kim? If not why doesn't she have a page, any information on her other than in passing, emails, phone calls, etc? [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 21:45, 6 June 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==Just for you==<br />
I while ago I figured out the code for making youtube audio play in the background based on ED's code for it. I just forgot to share it with you. Its a nice touch for user pages, but I wouldn't recommend them for Cwcki articles.<br />
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ev:youtube|'''(The Stuff After watch?v=)'''&autoplay=1&loop=1&start=1" height="1" width="1" fposition="left" frame="false"<br />
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except add '''{{#''' at the beginning and '''}}''' at the end, and lose the '''(''' ''')''' parenthese<br />
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Sorry if its confusing, ask [[User:freecell|freecell]] if you need help, he or she uses it too.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 20:01, 12 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==No detective needed==<br />
Okay, you don't have to be a fucking detective to tell that [[User:Youdonttellmewhattodo|Youdonttellmewhattodo]], [[User:Nothingyouneedknow|Nothingyouneedknow]], [[User:GodoftheGodsofgod|GodoftheGodsofgod]] are the same fucking person seeing as all three accounts were made four minutes between each and they've been posting stupid shit, complimenting Chris, and blanking pages. It's an idiot, troll, or hell possibly Chris. [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 11:34, 19 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
:I don't think they're the same people. And I checked for some of them, they're not Chris. I don't remember specifically though and I'm kind of too lazy to check again. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:53, 20 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
::Ok, sat down and checked those three again. Not Chris. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:58, 20 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==New videos==<br />
Chris just posted a couple of new videos and from the looks of it, relating to that forum that he's been posting on. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 11:27, 6 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Two more videos have gone up. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 14:38, 9 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
* I just posted the update but there still aren't any pages about the videos. I would but I'm really goddamn tired and I feel like shit. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 14:41, 9 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
** It's cool, they'll get made eventually, and I can't wait, to be honest, I missed the shinagins that Chris provided in his videos. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 14:49, 9 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Earthquake ==<br />
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Think CWC was affected by the 5.9 earthquake in Virgina at 2PM?--[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 11:17, 23 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
:If he was, I'm sure we'll be updated. Until then, there's no way we could know. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 11:21, 23 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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:Unless a big box of Barb's Salvation Army finds crushed him.--[[User:Shefap|Shefap]] 12:27, 23 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
:* There's a website [http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/dyfi/events/se/082311a/us/index.html] that will tell you where people in VA are saying they felt shaking. Around where Chris lives, there were reports of little-to-no shaking felt and no damage reported. He probably heard about the earthquake, but they probably felt nothing more than a vibration. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 14:05, 23 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Article of the now. ==<br />
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shouldnt the Article of the now be Bob chandler? -[[User:HitIar|HitIar &quot;wunderbar!&quot;]] 12:50, 10 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
:Indeed, I think Bob's bio should be article of the now until Chris uploads his next video. Then the article of the now should be changed into [[Chris and death]], as the most important thing about the next vid will be a demonstration of how Chris reacts (if he does react at all) to the death of a parent.<br />
::Done, hope I did it right. -[[User:HitIar|HitIar &quot;wunderbar!&quot;]] 14:12, 10 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
::*In the future, please refer discuss the Article of the now on its [[Talk:Article of the now|talk page]].<br />
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==Bob CWCki logo==<br />
I found [[:File:BobCWCkiLogo.jpg|this gem]] we used ages ago for Bob's birthday, would it be in poor taste to post it in place of the current logo, for a while? Or perhaps someone could modify it to reflect his passing? I ask because I don't want to horribly offend people.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:50, 11 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
*I second this, but not for too long. --[[User:MissMeg|Mary Lee Walsh &#124; All hail the dean!]] 12:46, 25 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
*It would have been appropriate for down time, maybe as a 404 message, but now that he's passed on, it is a bit distasteful. It would have been even more offensive if you planned to do this 5 days after his death. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 16:46, 25 September 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Chris' family tree. ==<br />
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We should expand on Chris family lineage, because Barbara's father died in an unusual way. <br />
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J.O. WESTON, OF RED OAK IS KILLED<br />
Joseph Otto Weston, 58, a farmer, was killed late Friday when he apparently fell from his horse drawn wagon on a rural road near Red Oak Charlotte County.<br />
Weston, of Red Oak, was hauling wood. Apparently he fell from the wagon and under a rear wheel.<br />
His body was discovered after the driverless horse and wagon turned up at a nearby service station.<br />
Dr. P.H. Winston, of Clarksville, medical examiner, said death was caused by a broken neck.<br />
Surviving are his wife, Mrs. Carrie Winn Weston; five daughters, Mrs. Wilborne Bourne, of Richmond, and Mrs. Edward Carey and Misses Barbara Ann, Mabel and Harriet Weston, of Red Oak; three sons, William S. Weston, with the Navy at Norfolk, and DeRoy Lewis and Curtis Wayne Weston, of Red Oak; three brothers, Alfred Weston, of Chase City, and Daniel and Roy Weston, of Red Oak; one sister, Mrs. Mabel M. Blacklidge of Richmond, and one grandchild.<br />
A funeral service was held at 1:30 p.m. Sunday at Antioch Baptist Church.<br />
(Source: The Charlotte Gazette, Drakes Branch, VA, Thursday, April 14, 1955 Submitted by: Bea. Adams King) <br />
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http://genealogytrails.com/vir/charlotte/obits_w.html<br />
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This is the same Joesph Otto Weston that in mentioned in that Family tree.<br />
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== Edit-hiding ==<br />
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What's going on with all the edit-hiding? --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 10:49, 6 November 2011 (PST)<br />
:I try to use the feature sparingly, but basically it's for the protection of users. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 10:52, 6 November 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Stop this ==<br />
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The article of now has had bob plastered on it for 2 months, it's getting old so I decided to put an underrated sonichu character onto it and don't whine to me about it being disrespectful to bob, fuck bob! --[[User:cj|cj]]<br />
*Personally, I think Jiggliami can eat a dick. Anyways, if you really felt that we needed a new article, you could have done something that made sense like, oh I don't know, [[28 October 2011]], instead of a character that has no relevance to what is happening in Chris's life at the moment. It's not that you're being disrespectful, it's just that you need to act a little more professionally on this site, even if it is a wiki devoted to an autistic manchild. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 10:31, 10 November 2011 (PST)<br />
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== what is this? ==<br />
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt-gfkWu8Bc&feature=channel_video_title<br />
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Apparently this might be chris --[[User:The0range|The0range]]<br />
*One, sign your comments. Two, this person claims they talked to a channel called "HuaYifu" and that this person was Chris. All you would have had to do is looked at HuaYifu's channel and you would have realized this wasn't Chris. This person has NOTHING uploaded on their channel that Chris would have done, never claims to be Chris, and never talks about Sonichu or Rosechu (which would have happened if it was Chris). This is NOT Chris. I'm not even sure how these messages came to be unless HuaYifu is trolling the owner of this video... or they both were in on it. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:47, 10 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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But why is the uploader of the video so convinced it's him though? It seem so obvious that it's not him that there might be more to it... --[[User:The0range|The0range]]<br />
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==Proper usage of words where time is concerned==<br />
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I have noticed that there are many pages that refer to "a recent video" or use similar assumptive language with regards to time. We should refrain from this type of language as the cwciki, and those pages, will be around long after the word "recent" fails to apply. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:35, 15 December 2011 (PST)<br />
:I've said exactly the same thing. I change it when I see it, but it seems people take for granted that other people actually have to fix their shit. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) </span></small> 11:42, 15 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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== STOP FORCASTING ! ==<br />
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Ok i understand the desire to keep every page up to date but STOP FORCASTING! Do not enter anything into the wiki that WILL HAVE TO BE CHANGED at a later date. Don't put on barbs page that she has an upcoming court date, because that will have to be changed after that date happens. PLEASE dont make work for yourself and others.. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 10:47, 16 December 2011 (PST)<br />
:Actually, I think that one's fine because it's an article that will inevitably have to be updated. The main issue arises on articles like videos, because post-fact people will be paying attention to other things. "Current" articles have to be rewritten all the time. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) </span></small> 10:52, 16 December 2011 (PST)<br />
:Event forecasting is fine on a Wiki when further information is expected within a reasonable timeframe. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:35, 16 December 2011 (PST)<br />
:: i understand that if its on an active page then its fine, but when the forcasting is put on other pages it becomes a correctin issue. Its much better to just link to the appropriate pages and not speculate. Let the active pages do the talking while the historic data stays historic. In other words October 28th 2011 is currently the central location for court info. other pages dont need specifics until we know what the outcome is.<br />
[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:41, 16 December 2011 (PST)<br />
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== Current Events ==<br />
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There aren't ant current events on the current events page. '''So either we need to get rid of it''', or we need to put 'current events' in our 'current events' so we can have 'current events' when we read the 'current events' -xzibit [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 06:09, 4 January 2012 (PST)<br />
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== Am i the only one who thinks there should be a second 'da update' type thing for significantly less important shit? ==<br />
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I'm not saying I demand this to happen, but it seems like it would be more convenient than checking recent changes for something that might possibly be new information. --[[User:Reldnahc C|I am tomgirlmanbearpig]] 20:34, 29 January 2012 (PST)<br />
: While that's an interesting idea... anything that's "new information" is usually in da update. Anything else is usually something small, not confirmed 100%, or almost insignificant. I suppose we could have something small...but it would be getting updated quite a bit. At the moment, I think "recent changes" is probably a lot like another, smaller, da update would be... --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:03, 29 January 2012 (PST)<br />
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== Birthday Suprise ==<br />
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Chris will be turning 30 this year and that is going to have an effect on the wiki. There are places where phrases like "Even now in his late twenties" are used. This type of language is going to become outdated. Words like "twenties" "20s" and specific ages as in "at 28 years old, Chris still lives at home" will all eventually have to be changed. CARE MUST BE TAKEN when writing about time. Remember EVERYTHING is past tense and you have to assume that the reader is reading the information 10 years from now. I have mentioned time before but the whole 'turning 30' thing needs to be addressed separately.<br />
[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 08:00, 2 February 2012 (PST)<br />
*here is an example "There is no earthly reason why (barring unrelated catastrophes) a man that is almost thirty years old and has autism should live at home with his parents, specially when his autism is as "high functioning" as Chris's activity and his documentation exemplify it to be." - This will need changing. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 08:16, 2 February 2012 (PST)<br />
:[[Wikipedia:WP:SOFIXIT|So fix it]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:55, 2 February 2012 (PST)<br />
:*Or as we like to say here on the CWCki, [[CWCki:DOITFAGGOT|DO IT FAGGOT]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:30, 3 February 2012 (PST)<br />
::*i am fixing what i see, just wanted others to be aware.[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:22, 7 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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== Revised idea ==<br />
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Maybe there should be a {{Timeline}} below "da update" on the main page, that would be pretty handy.--[[User:Reldnahc C|I am tomgirlmanbearpig]] 12:16, 5 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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That sounds like a good idea to me. [[user:poppybrolll|-~Poppybrolll~-]] 9:23, 11 February 2012 (PST)<br />
*Sounds like a good idea to me too... i would suggest letting someone higher up the chain add it though. We just dealt with some front page vandalism (that was kinda funny BTW) but i think its a great idea [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 08:04, 17 February 2012 (PST)<br />
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== This is what chris actually believes ==<br />
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I notice this phrase attached to pictures all over the wiki. Some of the pictures are references to Chris believing that he has some sort of chance to get laid. But many are just derogatory and rude. There are times that we KNOW what Chris believes because he tells us but many times the pictures are misleading or speculative. example: the pic on the page [[Caitlin]] is an assumption and has no basis in truth. There are many examples of picture captions being downright rude and defamatory. I think its clear that none of us can stand Chris, but we should be more careful about that coming out in the wiki. The facts please, just the facts...[[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 10:45, 29 February 2012 (PST) oops<br />
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: I [[CWCki:Policy#De-memeing the CWCki|concur]]. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 05:43, 10 July 2012 (PDT)<br />
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== Another Quote of the Now Suggestion ==<br />
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Now that the details of Chris's trial has been posted, do you think his outburst about having to pay Michael Snyder's medical bills- "That thieving liar doesn't deserve a red cent!"- would be appropriate? Of course, I'm still kind of a newfag here, so ignore this if you want. I just found it amusing. [[User:Alopax|Alopax]] 02:40, 11 July 2012 (PDT)<br />
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== Suggested article: Persecution Complex ==<br />
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I think we definitely need an article about all the times Christian has claimed to suffer/endured harsh trials in his life. For example, equating pulling weeds once with a Marine carrying the dead body of his friend back, as seen in the Father Call. Said Father Call is chock full of instances of Chris claiming to have suffered to prove his worthiness, in fact. I also don't need to mention all the times he has brought up being handcuffed in school, having his attraction sign removed at college, and getting suspended at college, for that was always frequent. He also grossly exaggerated the actions of the trolls in every interaction with friends, obviously... Even in his first ever YouTube video, he makes sure to claim that he has had a rough life: "I was diagnosed with high-functional autism, and I lived a, uh, somewhat rough life. I've had an abusive babysitter at one time." --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 16:13, 17 August 2012 (PDT)<br />
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*: Seconded. Make sure to include the fact that he's got a legitimate reason so see his bullshit as more important than it is. Also there's a page for requesting articles. Now get to work, soldier. [[User:CaveJohnson|CaveJohnson]] 20:33, 17 August 2012 (PDT)<br />
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== Confused ==<br />
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So, what's the deal? Is this site just an ironic way of trolling him, or what? I heard this was dedicated towards supporting him from outside sources, but looking at the content, I'd say you'd either have to be trolling him using irony and sarcasm, or as stupid as Chris himself. {{unsigned|5thofjulay}}<br />
: We're not for or against him, for most part. There's a bit of snark here and there, sure. We try to show Chris's stuff in his own words. Unfortunately for Chris, his material doesn't make him look very good. This site isn't really a troll site, just another way for Chris to troll himself. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' <span style="font-size:smaller;">([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])</span> 17:46, 9 November 2012 (PST)<br />
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== Forums Gone? ==<br />
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Should we mention on the main page that the forum has been deleted from the servers over at forumer? --[[User:Sparklemilhouse|Sparklemilhouse]] 15:41, 8 November 2012 (PST)<br />
: Perhaps, if we can figure out what happened and what the following actions are. Last I checked, the forum staff was looking at their options. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' <span style="font-size:smaller;">([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])</span> 17:46, 9 November 2012 (PST)<br />
: I wonder how much Our Pet Lolcow is chuckling to himself at the loss of our forums. Maybe he thinks we closed it ourselves to comply with his "apology post" on FaceBook; or maybe that one of his Curse-ya-meha-meha blasts actually worked.<br />
:There's a temporary relief forum for the CWCki Forums: http://spergcityzone.forumer.com/index.php [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 22:51, 11 November 2012 (PST)<br />
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== Forums gone....again? ==<br />
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The most recent forums appear to be gone. Is everything okay, or was it closed due to some of the conflicts between certain users and mods/management? - [[User:I Be Bobby Boulders|I Be Bobby Boulders]] 10:52, 30 January 2013 (EST)<br />
Can we make the forums ''not'' forumer this time? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:53, 30 January 2013 (PST)<br />
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Eagerly awaiting the forum's next incarnation. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 10:47, 30 January 2013 (PST)<br />
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Ditto. - [[User:Aiko-chan|Aiko-chan]] 15:31, 30 January 2013 (PST)<br />
:We received a Chatzy screencap a while ago that proves that the people we banned planned to TOS the forum because nobody is allowed to have fun if they can't. Don't know if they actually were responsible, but that's the information we have. I didn't save the screencap, but I'm sure someone has it. I'm hoping that we'll have something substantial up within a couple days. We're just waiting on a couple email responses first. And it definitely won't be Forumer. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) </span></small> 17:10, 30 January 2013 (PST)<br />
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That was on the first day of the banning, and they settled down, so I doubt they did anything rash. Plus I've been talking to them almost every day, and they dropped it shortly after that day. The thing is that their forum was TOS'd at the same time ours was, so I'm assuming whoever did it reported both forums, and I highly doubt they'd TOS their own forum.--[[User:Someguywithnoname|Someguywithnoname]] 18:08, 30 January 2013 (PST)<br />
:Yeah, this. There was some talk of going after champ's forum after the permaban of several people for trying to have something done about a crime committed by one of the mods, but it was dropped as a bad idea before leaving the brainstorming stage. Whoever TOSed either or both forums may have gotten the idea from such talk (and/or, more likely, simply from the predecessor forum having been TOSed before). [[User:SpergingAnarchistBagel|SpergingAnarchistBagel]] 12:14, 31 January 2013 (PST)<br />
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:They probably nuked both forums after they realized that A. They weren't going to be allowed back into the real one and B. Not very many people were going to defect to theirs. So they employed the Samson option. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] 10:40, 31 January 2013 (PST) <br />
::That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard lately. At least half to two-thirds of the regulars from spergcityzone had "defected" to spergcentral by the time it was TOSed (basically everyone except for those who didn't try to access either forum during the short interval between the TOSings). Why on earth would anyone involved in running spergcentral TOS their own forum when it was pretty much already established as the successor to spergcityzone? If I had to guess I would guess that punchabunch TOSed both forums to try to get them to blame each other for it, given that they went down within 24 hours of one another and given his enthusiastic talk of "forum war". But there isn't really any way of knowing. At any rate, there's probably some troll who wanted to fuck around with both forums. [[User:SpergingAnarchistBagel|SpergingAnarchistBagel]] 12:14, 31 January 2013 (PST)<br />
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:::[MOVED RESPONSE TO RELIEF FORUMS]--[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] 13:13, 31 January 2013 (PST)<br />
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I'm currently creating a new CWCki Forums which is not under forumer. I'll let you know if it's ready. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 18:42, 30 January 2013 (PST)<br />
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It's done! First time creating a forum, so give me some tips and suggestions about it. http://alanpardewcwc.forumms.net/ [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 21:01, 30 January 2013 (PST)<br />
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I just checked my email, and brooklyn sent an email to everyone who shared their email on the last board saying that the new permanent board should be up by this weekend/early next week. [[User:Aiko-chan|Aiko-chan]] 21:49, 30 January 2013 (PST)<br />
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Well, at least we'll have a backup forum in case something happens.[[User:Saney|Saney]] 21:53, 30 January 2013 (PST)<br />
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The permanent board is coming soon? Great. I'll update the link later when it is up. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 22:25, 30 January 2013 (PST)<br />
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== Photo of rental house ==<br />
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Surely the photo of the front of the rental house Charb are staying in should be the photo of the now. EXIF data stripped, of course. --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 02:28, 4 May 2014 (UTC)<br />
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* I'm working on it. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 10:05, 5 May 2014 (UTC)<br />
:: Cheers! That house sure looks spooky. --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 11:44, 5 May 2014 (UTC)<br />
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== Lego Wishlist ==<br />
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Exactly how much is Chris' NEED list worth? What about his WANT list?<br />
At the same time, he's selling items that should have sentimental value to him to pay the bills.<br />
This def needs some looking in to!<br />
--[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 05:07, 31 May 2014 (UTC)<br />
* I decided to take this task on myself. Still weeding my way through ebay to find the lowest prices for each set, but suffice it to say, the tally is HIGH! --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 18:27, 2 June 2014 (UTC)<br />
**The grand total for what Chris is begging for in Legos alone is ~$4800 --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 19:14, 2 June 2014 (UTC)<br />
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== QOTN ==<br />
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"The drawing that is being sold on eBay now is an Original artwork created by the original Creator of Christian Weston Chandler, and is solely being sold as an artwork with no original intent of profit."<br />
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**This needs to be on the front page because Chris is saying that his drawing he drew to sell online wasn't meant for profit.<br />
These are disparaging statements. One cannot draw something with the intent of selling it and say they didn't intend any personal profit.<br />
I'd put this on the forums, but null can't take jokes.--[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 20:03, 2 June 2014 (UTC)<br />
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*** The total list rounds out to just over to $4800 for the lego sets Chris wants. He no doubt deserves them... lol --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 22:17, 2 June 2014 (UTC)<br />
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*** Going to. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 14:23, 16 June 2014 (UTC)<br />
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== PSN Tracker ==<br />
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I feel like this is kinda taking up valuable real estate on the front page. Anyone opposed to removing it? I was pretty much against it from day one, it's been on the front page mostly to appease [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]] but he's long gone. Not sure what to do with the extra space. I'd say to post his most recent Facebook posts but well, recent events suggest that probably won't be happening. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] ([[User talk:Champthom|talk]]) 09:42, 31 December 2014 (UTC)<br />
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*I'm all for a section on Facebook posts, but, as you said, it's possible we'll be seeing a lot less of those. Either way, the PSN tracker needs to go. [[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 10:41, 31 December<br />
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* I dunno. I always kinda liked it. A constant reminder of how much money he wastes. [[User:Sweet and Savoury|Sweet and Savoury]] ([[User talk:Sweet and Savoury|talk]]) 12:06, 11 January 2015 (UTC)<br />
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== refer Chris as a female with female pronouns ==<br />
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==Article of the Now change?==<br />
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So since the article about the Gamestop incident is getting old, why not replace it with this recent page about the documentary for Chris Chan (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjnakAlF-s)<br />
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== Many MediaFire Links are Broken ==<br />
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Hello, so all across the wiki are broken Mediafire links, and it's pretty bad. Is there any way that these links could be repaired by reuploading the appropriate files so that the public can download them? By the way, I've reuploaded a lot of Chris material on the Internet Archive (including two YouTube videos blocked off in the U.S.): https://archive.org/search.php?query=subject%3A%22christian+weston+chandler%22. I could upload the material (or you guys can) on to the Internet Archive, where they try to preserve anything that is digital. [[User:Letter Z|Letter Z]] ([[User talk:Letter Z|talk]]) 22:08, 6 March 2015 (UTC)<br />
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== New update, transgender ==<br />
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"...(s)he"<br />
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I have an issue with this. Hasn't it been decided we shouldn't cater to Chris' whims and call him what HE wishes to be called? It should be "he", indefinitely, I think.--[[User:The World Is Yours|The World Is Yours]] ([[User talk:The World Is Yours|talk]]) 20:02, 13 May 2015 (UTC)<br />
*I'm kind of on the fence about this because I'm transgender myself. On one hand, I want to say that she isn't actually transgender, but on the other hand I want to be on the safe side and just refer to her with female pronouns. [[User:Melkor|Melkor]] ([[User talk:Melkor|talk]]) 21:46, 27 November 2015 (UTC)<br />
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== Here's a creative suggestion for the 'Da Update' section ==<br />
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Put goddamn fucking links to whatever the fucking update's about.<br />
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==CWCki Logo==<br />
Hey! I made the CWCki logo back in 2008ish and I'm wondering if you guys wanted an updated version of it--It's pretty old by now. <br />
The concept would be the same (Chris ontop of the Sonichu Ball), just in better quality. Cheers. [[User:Gleefk|Gleefk]] ([[User talk:Gleefk|talk]]) 19:11, 19 January 2016 (UTC)<br />
:I know I'm responding to this way late, but, yeah, if you have an updated version then I say go for it. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 05:49, 14 June 2017 (UTC)<br />
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== So, This Superrocks3 Guy..... ==<br />
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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdMsi-rtmbI]<br />
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This is John Paglia, aka superrocks3. He is apparently whiteknighting for Chris. I'm debating contributing an article about him. I've viewed the rest of his YouTube account. Either he is trying WAAAAAAAAY too hard to troll or severely autistic. Nothing really noteworthy has happened with this guy in regards to interactions with CWC. CWC liked one of his videos, and that's it so far. Should I get this article going or have I found some shit that actually is too minor for the CWCKI?<br />
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* I believe this is too minor for CWCki. There is many people trying to be funny by whiteknighting/trolling Chris, but we don't document them unless they have some actual relation with Chris and unless they have contributed something major to the CWC community (like [[Robert Simmons V]], who actually met Chris, appeared in the comics and contributed to the CWC community by uploading the Church audio). A similar case of someone trying to funny occourred with [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0BN13HKbck MasterEliteFighter] who "participated" in Chris's "embargos" and got a mention from Chris, but besides that, he is not really that notable to make a page about him. [[User:Helis5|Helis5]] ([[User talk:Helis5|talk]]) 18:13, 4 February 2016 (UTC)<br />
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== Can't edit Sonichu 11 article? ==<br />
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I've been trying to add the troll comic to it but whenever I try to edit it I get a blank page. --[[User:One With The Lulz|One With The Lulz]] ([[User talk:One With The Lulz|talk]]) 02:58, 15 May 2016 (UTC)<br />
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== Replace pmurt with new article ==<br />
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The pmurt article is getting real old seeing as it's been up for like a month or ttwo. I recommend replacing it with sonichu #11 to put more emphasis on the financhu crisis. --[[User:Pepper-0|Pepper-0]] ([[User talk:Pepper-0|talk]]) 10/01/17<br />
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*Maybe we should wait a bit more, until Pmurt takes office later this month. Chris has been commenting more on him than his finances lately, too. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 10:04, 11 January 2017 (UTC)<br />
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==New sighting in local news==<br />
Chris turned up at a student mourning event and they made the whole video about interviewing Chris as if he was just a random student, he even has his fucking sonichu comics on the flowers as a form of self advertisemnt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n062B5gurp0 , Should be at least Video of the Now<br />
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*Yeah. I'll probably write up an article about it later. Unfortunately, there's not many editors left. I'm usually the one who adds content to the CWCki lately, but I'm a bit burned out from editing, especially with the ongoing server issues making it difficult. I'll probably get stuff updated in a day or two. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 17:37, 14 June 2017 (UTC)<br />
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== Begging counter ==<br />
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For the same reasons as the [[Template:PSNTracker]], mentioned [[Talk:Main_Page#PSN_Tracker_2|here]] and [[Template_talk:PSNTracker|here]], can we remove the Begging Counter template from the middle of the main page and relocate it to the Financhu Crisis Saga pages? --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 06:08, 14 June 2017 (UTC)<br />
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*You might want to consider asking people on Kiwi Farms for their opinions, because there's a shortage of editors here. I'm the one who wrote the begging counter and placed it on the main page, because Chris had been doing a ton of begging and I figured it'd be a good way to keep the Financhu Crisis featured on the main page (and because it was funny to see a counter of the days since he last worked on the comic). I think it's still relevant now, because Chris mostly either begs or works on the comic, and the template directly links to both from the main page. Kinda like Article of the Now, but with statistics. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 17:37, 14 June 2017 (UTC)<br />
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Yeah, I agree with Hurtful here. The begging counter should remain on the front page. -[[User:Windows OS|Windows OS]] ([[User talk:Windows OS|talk]]) 19:14, 14 June 2017 (UTC)</div>
Windows OS
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Windows_OS&diff=206990
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CWCki editor since June of 2016. Kiwi Farms Lurker (not a member). CWCki Club member. Ass burger planning on stealing the spotlight from TRUE and HONEST autistics like Chris (aren't we all?). Guy with the dorkiest account name ever.<br />
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''NOTE: My interest in Chris is not really as strong as it used to be, so expect my activity on the CWCki and the Club to be sporadic (not that any of you would care, but still).''<br />
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YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/OSWindows<br />
Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/OSWindowsOS<br />
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CWCki Club: http://cwcki.club/index.php?members/windows-os.174/<br />
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[[User:Windows OS/Sandbox|Sandbox]]</div>
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https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=PlayStation_3&diff=206833
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<div>[[File:Cwcps3 by nevermonkey-d4jrnny.jpg|thumb|A life upgrade.]]<br />
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The [[Sony]] '''PlayStation 3''' or '''PS Triple''' in troll parlance (purchased 17 March [[2007]]<ref>[[PS3 History Level]]</ref> - [[The MovingFoward videos|28 August 2010]]) was [[Chris]]'s original "life upgrade". Chris desperately wanted to win one in a [[Pixelated PS3|contest]], to this end he built one out of [[Pixelblocks]] and declared that he would "throw out the cure for [[autism]]" for one.<ref>[[Pixelated PS3]]</ref> Chris eventually went ahead and bought one with his [[monthly tugboat]]. In [[August 2010]], following [[#Molestations and other PS3 damage|repeated PS3 abuse]], he [[#Destruction|destroyed]] his life upgrade only to purchase another shortly after.<br />
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==PlayStation Network==<br />
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[[Image:Etc playstation.PNG|thumb|Confirmation e-mails, a testament to Chris's financial responsibility.]]<br />
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Being as irresponsible with [[Chris and money|money]] as he is, Chris went into overdrive with this feature of the PS3's [[online]] capabilities. Chris has spent so much on the PSN, it has contributed most of his credit card debt (roughly $3,500 as of early 2010).<br />
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You might ask yourself how he could spend that much and what he could spend it on. Chris seemingly buys everything possible, from game content to movies to several episodes of terrible harem [[anime]]. A list of Chris's PSN purchases reveals that he frequently buys DLC for games he doesn't even own.<br />
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Chris has spent at least '''$6,127.64 ''' in American [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayer dollars]].<br />
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=== Spending history ===<br />
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<center><br />
[[Image:PSNTracker.png|PSN Activity tracker]]<br/><br />
<span style="font-size:120%;">'''Chris''' was last spotted playing '''''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] Legacy of the Duelist''''' for the [[PlayStation 4|PS4]].<br><br />
Chris has spent over '''$8581.62''' of [[Monthly tugboat|YOUR money]]!</span><br/><br />
<span style="font-size:80%;">Chris's [[PSN]] is '''Sonichu'''. You can see his profile [http://psnprofiles.com/Sonichu here].</span><br />
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The following table chronicles Chris's deposits into his PlayStation Network "wallet" between April 2007 and February 2010, the period for which detailed records of his transactions are available (thanks to the work of expert hackers).<br />
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Some interesting patterns can be spotted in his spending habits. He was relatively thrifty for most of 2007 and into early 2008, when he still had a few other outlets for entertaining himself outside of his [[Chris's room|room]]. There's a sharp spike around the time of his first ban from [[The GAMe PLACe]] in the spring of 2008, although that signal spike might have been augmented as a result of his concurrent "breakup" with Megan Schroeder in a bid to salve the emotional wound with the desperate application of virtual toys. Likewise, it's probably not a coincidence that after Chris was permanently booted from The PLACe in the summer of 2008, he began spending a shit ton more [[monthly tugboat|tugboat money]] on PSN.<br />
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In light of the second wave of the [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2010|Vivian Gee e-mails]], Chris's spending in early 2010 is impressive. Despite being supposedly put on a strict budget by his father at the time (in order to pay down debts created by his earlier PSN spending), he still managed to spend around $100 or more a month.<br />
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{| class="wikitable"<br />
|-<br />
! '''Month<br />
! '''Amount<br />
! '''Month<br />
! '''Amount<br />
! '''Month<br />
! '''Amount<br />
! '''Month<br />
! '''Amount<br />
! '''Month<br />
! '''Amount<br />
|-<br />
| February 2010<br />
| '''$130.00<br />
| July 2009<br />
| '''$80.00<br />
| December 2008<br />
| '''$150.00<br />
| May 2008<br />
| '''$90.00<br />
| October 2007<br />
| '''$55.00<br />
|-<br />
| January 2010<br />
| '''$90.00<br />
| June 2009<br />
| '''$170.00<br />
| November 2008<br />
| '''$110.00<br />
| April 2008<br />
| '''$16.02<br />
| September 2007<br />
| '''$35.00<br />
|-<br />
| December 2009<br />
| '''$234.29<br />
| May 2009<br />
| '''$135.00<br />
| October 2008<br />
| '''$90.07<br />
| March 2008<br />
| '''$20.00<br />
| August 2007<br />
| '''$65.00<br />
|-<br />
| November 2009<br />
| '''$215.00<br />
| April 2009<br />
| '''$225.00<br />
| September 2008<br />
| '''$90.00<br />
| February 2008<br />
| '''$20.00<br />
| July 2007<br />
| '''$25.00<br />
|-<br />
| October 2009<br />
| '''$268.41<br />
| March 2009<br />
| '''$210.00<br />
| August 2008<br />
| '''$85.00<br />
| January 2008<br />
| '''$75.00<br />
| June 2007<br />
| '''$10.00<br />
|-<br />
| September 2009<br />
| '''$132.36<br />
| February 2009<br />
| '''$125.00<br />
| July 2008<br />
| '''$120.00<br />
| December 2007<br />
| '''$25.00<br />
| May 2007<br />
| '''$35.00<br />
|-<br />
| August 2009<br />
| '''$50.00<br />
| January 2009<br />
| '''$90.00<br />
| June 2008<br />
| '''$30.00<br />
| November 2007<br />
| '''$30.00<br />
| April 2007<br />
| '''$25.00<br />
|}<br />
[[File:Cwc spending.png|150px|thumb|right|A graph of his spending between April 07 and Feb 10. Source: [[CWC PSN Spending R script]] ]]<br />
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=== Trophies ===<br />
According to the [https://www.playstation.com/en-us/my/public-trophies/?onlinename=Sonichu PSN profile for Sonichu], as of 29 [[January 2016]], Chris has 3,724 trophies. ''Note: Availability of Sonichu's trophy information is dependent on the proper functioning of the PlayStation Network. Information is not updated in real time.''<br />
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Games with over 50% progress include:<br />
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{| class="wikitable sortable"<br />
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!align="left"|Game<br />
!align="left"|Trophies<br />
!align="left"|Progress<br />
!align="left"|Comments<br />
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| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic the Fighters|Sonic the Fighters]]''<br />
|12<br />
|100%<br />
| A fairly short game fighting game that can generally be beaten in under 12 minutes.<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''<br />
| 70<br />
| 100%<br />
| And he still can't coordinate his jumps, or design a good level.<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[ModNation Racers]]''<br />
|[[Chris and Sex|69]]<br />
|100%<br />
|A driving game that Chris is terrible at. The levels that he has made so far are simply bad, and he racks up a fairly consistent .200 winning average.<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[LittleBigPlanet|LittleBigPlanet 2]]''<br />
|65<br />
|100%<br />
|The game that made his [[Autism Tutorial]] possible.<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Back to the Future: The Game|Back to the Future: The Game]]''<br />
|60<br />
|100%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:InFamous|inFamous]]''<br />
| 50<br />
| 100%<br />
| A man dressed in yellow that shoots electricity? [[Sonichu (character)|Hmmmmm...]]<br />
|-<br />
| ''Sonic Generations''<br />
| 50<br />
| 100%<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| ''[[Kacey Call 8|Hannah Montana: The Movie]]''<br />
|43<br />
|100%<br />
|[[Homos|No comment]].<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Skylanders:_Spyro's_Adventure|Skylanders Spyro's Adventure]]''<br />
|38<br />
|100%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''Blue Toad Murder Files: The Mysteries of Little Riddle''<br />
|37<br />
|100%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[God of War]] III''<br />
|36<br />
|100%<br />
| All that blood and gore couldn't stop Chris from grabbing all the trophies and deity boobies.<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Sly Cooper#The Sly Collection|Sly 1]]''<br />
|36<br />
|100%<br />
| Furries galore.<br />
|-<br />
| ''Sly 2''<br />
|36<br />
|100%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''Sly 3''<br />
|36<br />
|100%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''God of War II''<br />
|35<br />
|100%<br />
| From the ''God of War Collection''.<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection|Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection]]''<br />
| 35<br />
| 100%<br />
| Another case of redundancy for most of the included games, especially the ''Sonic'' ones.<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Cuboid (video game)|Cuboid]]''<br />
| 24<br />
| 100%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Stacking (video game)|Stacking]]''<br />
| 21<br />
| 100%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[wikipedia:Costume Quest|Costume Quest]]''<br />
| 17<br />
| 100%<br />
| Made by the same people who made ''[[wikipedia:Brütal Legend|Brütal Legend]]''.<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Linger In Shadows|Linger In Shadows]]''<br />
| 16<br />
| 100%<br />
| A demoscene production. Not remarkable. Most people already had 1,000 gamerscore in ''[[wikipedia:Second Reality|Second Reality]]''. In 1993.<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|Sonic Adventure]]''<br />
| 15<br />
| 100%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''SBCG4AP Episode 4: Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective''<br />
| 15<br />
| 100%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''SBCG4AP Episode 3: Baddest of the Bands''<br />
| 15<br />
| 100%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''SBCG4AP Episode 2: Strong Badia the Free''<br />
| 15<br />
| 100%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''Sackboy's Prehistoric Moves''<br />
| 14<br />
| 100%<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People|SBCG4AP Episode 5: 8-Bit Is Enough]]''<br />
| 14<br />
| 100%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''SBCG4AP Episode 1: Homestar Ruiner''<br />
| 14<br />
| 100%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Flower_(video_game)|Flower]]''<br />
| 14<br />
| 100%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Sam_%26_Max:_The_Devil%27s_Playhouse|Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse]] - Episode 1: The Penal Zone''<br />
| 13<br />
| 100%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Wheel_of_Fortune_(video_game)|Wheel of Fortune]]''<br />
| 13<br />
| 100%<br />
| Truly, the apex of hi-def gaming.<br />
|-<br />
| ''Back to the Future - Episode 1: It's About Time''<br />
| 12<br />
| 100%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Gunstar_Heroes|Gunstar Heroes]]''<br />
| 12<br />
| 100%<br />
| Chris may have gotten 100% in ''Gunstar Heroes'', but in reality, he's a total zero.<br />
|-<br />
|''Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 2: The Tomb of Sammun Mak''<br />
| 12<br />
| 100%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode I|Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode I]]''<br />
| 12<br />
| 100%<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] 2''<br />
| 12<br />
| 100%<br />
| [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|"...Christian's father says it only takes a few hours for him to master an electronic game and then...''move onto another!''"]]<br />
|-<br />
| ''Sonic the Hedgehog''<br />
| 12<br />
| 100%<br />
| Of course.<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Buzz!|Buzz!]] Junior: Monsters''<br />
| 11<br />
| 100%<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| ''Buzz! Junior: RoboJam''<br />
| 11<br />
| 100%<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
|''Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 4: Beyond the Alley of the Dolls''<br />
| 11<br />
| 100%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:.detuned|.detuned]]''<br />
| 10<br />
| 100%<br />
| Another demoscene production. Again, we'd allege that Chris wouldn't get too far in Farbrausch's more famous interactive entertainment prod ''.kkrieger'' - not to even mention the largely .famous ''.the .product'', dammit!<br />
|-<br />
| ''Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 3: They Stole Max's Brain!''<br />
| 10<br />
| 100%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| [[PS Vita|''Welcome Park'']]<br />
| 13<br />
| 100%<br />
| A Vita tutorial.<br />
|-<br />
| ''Sly Minigames''<br />
| 8<br />
| 100%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Mainichi Issho|Mainichi Issho]]''<br />
| 7<br />
| 100%<br />
| A Japan-only release. Apparently just like ''[[Animal Crossing]]'', only more boring and even bigger of a grindfest.<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Frogger_Returns|Frogger Returns]]''<br />
| 4<br />
| 100%<br />
| ''100!!!''...oh, it's 4 trophies for 4 levels.<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Ratchet & Clank: A Crack in Time|Ratchet & Clank: A Crack in Time]]''<br />
| 37<br />
| 100%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Ratchet: Deadlocked|Ratchet: Deadlocked]]''<br />
| 31<br />
| 100%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Ratchet & Clank 3: Up Your Arsenal|Ratchet & Clank 3: Up Your Arsenal]]<br />
| 33<br />
| 100%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Ratchet & Clank 2|Ratchet & Clank 2]]''<br />
| 35<br />
| 100%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale|PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale]]''<br />
| 56<br />
| 100%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Midway Arcade Origins|Midway Arcade Origins]]''<br />
| 32<br />
| 100%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:God of War: Ascension|God of War: Ascension]]''<br />
| 36<br />
| 100%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:NAMCO MUSEUM ESSENTIALS|NAMCO MUSEUM ESSENTIALS]]''<br />
| 11<br />
| 100%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Skylanders Giants|Skylanders Giants]]''<br />
| 46<br />
| 100%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Ratchet & Clank (video game)|Ratchet & Clank]]''<br />
| 35<br />
| 100%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Skylanders SWAP Force|Skylanders SWAP Force]]''<br />
| 40<br />
| 94%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Burnout_Paradise|Burnout Paradise]]''<br />
| 93<br />
| 91%<br />
| It has cars. They can be driven. Granted, it's an acclaimed title, but Chris thinks this game is up there among the greatest ever made, with the likes of ''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time''.<ref>''[[Brutal Legend Plus]]''</ref><br />
|-<br />
| ''Sonic CD''<br />
| 11<br />
| 90%<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Braid_(video_game)|Braid]]''<br />
| 11<br />
| 89%<br />
| A game about a man who alters [[Time Void|time]] to rescue his [[sweetheart]]. However, it's worth noting that ''Braid'' is a puzzle game, and not a simple one to play either, yet he still fully completed the game. This is perhaps the most definite proof that Chris isn't mentally retarded (or, at least, he knows how to use GameFAQs).<br />
|-<br />
|''[[wikipedia:Tetris|Tetris]]''<br />
|9<br />
|85%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Treasures of Montezuma Blitz|Treasures of Montezuma Blitz]]''<br />
| 13<br />
| 85%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[LEGO]] [[wikipedia:The LEGO Movie Video Game|Movie - Videogame]]''<br />
| 49<br />
| 82%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''God of War''<br />
| 33<br />
| 82%<br />
| Most of the trophies are earned by progressing through the game normally. The trophies he lacks are the ones that require you to complete actual challenges or completing the game in under five hours.<br />
|-<br />
| ''God of War: Chains of Olympus''<br />
| 32<br />
| 80%<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Heavy_rain|Heavy Rain]]''<br />
| 53<br />
| 80<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[Wikipedia:Table Top Tanks|Table Top Tanks]]''<br />
| 5<br />
| 80%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Duke Nukem Forever|Duke Nukem Forever]]''<br />
| 63<br />
| 80%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Skylanders: Trap Team|Skylanders: Trap Team]]''<br />
| 47<br />
| 78%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Band Hero|Band Hero]]''<br />
| 35<br />
| 77%<br />
| A pop music version of ''Guitar Hero''.<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Ratchet & Clank: All 4 One|Ratchet & Clank 4 One]]''<br />
| 45<br />
| 77%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Rock Band Blitz|Rock Band Blitz]]''<br />
| 18<br />
| 76%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''The Price is Right''<br />
| 11<br />
| 76%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic_unleashed|Sonic Unleashed]]''<br />
| 37<br />
| 75%<br />
| Due to the trophy data not visible to the public and people reporting hearsay as fact, a lot of people were under assumption that Chris had 100% of the trophies in ''Sonic 2006'' (which doesn't even have trophies). Now, we're equally perplexed by the fact that Chris has ''only'' 75% of trophies in a bona-fide 3D ''Sonic'' title.<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[Brutal Legend Plus|Brütal Legend]]''<br />
| 46<br />
| 74%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Splatterhouse_(2010_video_game)|Splatterhouse]]''<br />
| 43<br />
| 72%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''God of War: Ghost of Sparta''<br />
| 31<br />
| 71%<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Penny_Arcade_Adventures|Penny Arcade Adventures]]: OtRSPoD, Episode One''<br />
| 11<br />
| 71%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''Penny Arcade Adventures: OtRSPoD, Episode Two''<br />
| 11<br />
| 71%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Numblast|NUMBLAST]]''<br />
| 10<br />
| 71%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Noby_Noby_Boy|Noby Noby Boy]]''<br />
| 9<br />
| 71%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[wikipedia:Space Ace|Space Ace]]''<br />
| 7<br />
| 71%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|''[[LEGO]] Batman 2: DC Super Heroes''<br />
| 27<br />
| 71%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[LittleBigPlanet|LittleBigPlanet 3]]''<br />
| 38<br />
| 71%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Papo & Yo|Papo & Yo]]''<br />
| 10<br />
| 71%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:PlayStation Home|PlayStation Home]]''<br />
| 13<br />
| 66%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Rock of the Dead|Rock of the Dead]]''<br />
| 21<br />
| 66%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing|Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing]]''<br />
| 36<br />
| 62%<br />
| ''Sonic Kart'' couldn't hold his interest long enough for a platinum trophy. No Sonichu? Back to ''ModNation''.<br />
|-<br />
| ''Buzz!: Quiz TV''<br />
| 16<br />
| 61%<br />
| The first of the ''Buzz!'' games to appear on PS3. See also Chris's [[Quizzes]] for his MyBUZZ! stuff.<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:UDraw_GameTablet#uDraw_Studio_Instant_Artist|uDraw Studio]] - Instant Artist''<br />
| 28<br />
| 61%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Tomb Raider (2013)|Tomb Raider]]''<br />
| 51<br />
| 61%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[Wikipedia:Uncharted: Golden Abyss|Uncharted: Golden Abyss]]''<br />
| 38<br />
| 60%<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Spelunker HD|Spelunker HD]]''<br />
| 31<br />
| 58%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:LittleBigPlanet Karting|LittleBigPlanet Karting]]''<br />
| 45<br />
| 58%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[Emily_Date_Conversation_Transcript#Meet_the_Pickle_.2801:21:44_-_01:25:29.29|Watchmen: The End is Nigh]]''<br />
| 8<br />
| 57%<br />
| "Meeting with Chris-chan left [[Semen|bad taste]] in mouth. He is [[Tugboat|pampered]] and [[Tomgirl|decadent]], [[Chris and hypocrisy|betraying]] even his shallow, liberal affections. Possibly [[homos]]exual? Must remember to [[Kick the Autistic|investigate further]]." <br />
|-<br />
| ''[[Transformers|Transformers: War for Cybertron]]''<br />
| 34<br />
| 55%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Rock Band|Rock Band: Classic Rock]]''<br />
| 12<br />
| 55%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Pure Chess|Pure Chess]]''<br />
| 10<br />
| 52%<br />
| 10 of 13 trophies? Oh wait, only three trophies require any real skill.<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:The House of the Dead 4|The House of the Dead 4]]''<br />
| 15<br />
| 52%<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Uno_(video_game)|Uno]]''<br />
| 10<br />
| 52%<br />
| Chris probably bought it in hopes that it was like the [[HEXBox|Xbox Live Arcade]] version. Forgotten about when he realized that was not the case.<br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Uncharted: Drake's Fortune|Uncharted: Drake's Fortune]]''<br />
| 26<br />
| 50%<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode II|Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode II]]''<br />
| 8<br />
| 50%<br />
|<br />
|}<br />
<br />
Comparing to the [[List of Chris's games|list of games he owns]], there was a bunch of them that he hadn't even booted up a single time. There are some games he had touched maybe once and then left to the wayside; for example, all of his ''BioShock'' trophies are from the beginning of the game, and he received all of them on October 23, 2008, over a couple of hours. (The logical conclusion is that the second level of ''BioShock'' will ''blow your mind.'') In public, he also prominently featured games he never really played; the [[PS3 History Level]] shows many games that he touched only a few times (''Mirror's Edge'' and ''BioShock'', for example, currently sit at 11% and 9% respectively), and in [[PS3 Tutorial for my fans|the PS3 tutorial]], Chris says he thinks ''PAIN'' is a "fun" game, yet he let it sit at 0%.<br />
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=== Hacking ===<br />
As a result of his online notoriety, his poor choice of passwords, and his innate gullibility, Chris’s PlayStation Network account was hacked or otherwise wrested from his control on multiple occasions. [[BlueSpike]], in his guise as Chris’s sweetheart [[Julie]], was able to convince Chris to break the first fundamental rule of cybersecurity and "share" his password in [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|February 2009]], which was later used as a wedge to control and torment Chris. That summer, [[Jack Thaddeus]] seized the account, resulting in the infamous [[Chris humps his PS3|eight minutes of console sex]] and detailed revelations concerning Chris’s insane online spending habits.<br />
<br />
Chris managed to keep control of his accounts for a surprisingly long time after his run-in with Thaddeus, but his luck ran out on 24 [[February 2010]], thanks to [[Surfshack Tito|a certain Hawaiʻian]].<br />
<br />
==Fanboyism==<br />
{{quote|So...good reason to get a PlayStation 3 system… of at least 60 GB or higher! 'Cause, uh, y'know, they have four USB ports, the memory card slots, and able to access the Internet wirelessly. While 40 GB and lower: two USB ports, no memory card slots, and requires an Ethernet cable to connect to the Internet. And...LittleBigPlanet! And as you all know from my sponsorship video, ev— most of the videos I put up on YouTube were spon— were sponsored by Sony, and their PlayStation Eye, and their PlayStation 3.|[[Chris Chan Update 13 October 2008|Chris failing to tell us what the "good reason" is.]]}}<br />
<br />
{{quote|And yet, at the beginning, during the "Console War", I feel that I have chosen Truly Wise. Sony has truly helped this soul better his life, and many others as well. And with every new update, the PS3 and PSP grow more and more better alongside me. Playstaion isn't just a Station to Play, it's the station to Play and Truly Enrich Yourself. Higher Definition equals Better Points of View. Talking over the Internet from a sancturious comfort is truly an enriching luxury. Now I have put behind me my regrets of Life without Playstation. And with Priceless Experiences, an honest sense of satisfaction. And a more mature winning attitude. Sony's Playstation 3 and Playstation Portable are Truly a place I can call...My Digital HOME. :D Happy Anniversary, Playstation 3; you are Truly the Best Life Upgrade Ever|Chris, fellating the faceless angel of overpriced electronics in [[PS3 History Level]] speech bubbles.}}<br />
<br />
Chris pops giant boners for PS3, so much that The [[Spanish|Hispanic]] [[Chris_and_race#Hispanics|community]] would call him a "Sonyer". He makes trolls on /v/ look like mild enthusiasts with his hatred of the [[HEXBox]].<br />
<br />
==Molestations and other PS3 damage==<br />
[[Image:Playstation Patrol W CWC's Car.JPG|thumb|right|[[Son-Chu]] camped outside a Playstation Cave]]<br />
<br />
On 24 [[July 2009]], a video of [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris humping his PS3]] was leaked. It is generally believed that physically molesting electronics may often shorten their lifespan; hard drives and optical drives are particularly prone to breaking under such physical [[stress]].<br />
<br />
On 5 [[May 2010]], Chris [[I Pimp My Ride|posted a video]] in which he bragged about removing a "bug" from his PS3, thanks to a [[white knight]] who tipped him off. While Chris did apparently understand that the component was actually the system's wireless networking antenna, he removed it anyway. It seems to have had no effect on his ability to connect his PS3 to the Internet, indicating that he either uses a wired Ethernet connection or he realized how fucked he was and put it back in place. In any case, he voided his console's warranty...just as planned.<br />
<br />
On 27 [[August 2010]], Chris [[Stardate, August 27, 2010|posted a solemn video]] where he explains how he inadvertently formatted his own PS3, erasing over three years of his life. Through repeated abuse (see above), Chris's PS3 was misbehaving, prompting him to contact [[Sony]] tech support. They apparently guided him through an attempt to fix corrupted files on the PS3's hard drive, but he did not succeed and Chris was given a choice to reformat his drive, which he accepted.<br />
<br />
In the video, Chris blamed a "misunderstanding" between him and the support representative as the reason why he ended up formatting his drive. His PSN account activity seemed to confirm he had indeed deleted everything.<br />
<br />
==Destruction==<br />
[[File:Cameragroup004.jpg|thumb|Trivia: Chris still keeps VHS tapes in the clutter of his [[room]].]]<br />
On 29 [[August 2010]], trolls obtained the [[The MovingFoward videos|MovingForward videos]], where Chris finally put the nail in his life upgrade's coffin by beating it up with an edging stone and then running it over with [[Son-Chu]]. In the third video, Chris claimed to have tested his PS3 and confirmed it no longer started up but still "went into standby mode." He then used some scissors to repeatedly stab the console's remains. Trolls also obtained [[The_MovingFoward_videos#Destruction_Gallery|photographs of the console]] in various states of destruction.<br />
<br />
The next day, [[ItIsFinished.MOV|another video]] appeared wherein Chris took the crushed, stabbed, and disassembled parts of his PS3, laid them out in his driveway, and ran them over with his car again for good measure.<br />
<br />
Leaked [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|e-mails]] later revealed that Chris's motivations were twofold. Chris destroyed his beloved life upgrade in an attempt to cash in on a [[Trollin Train|troll-proffered]] reward of $9,001, as well as in hopes of satisfying his sweetheart of the moment, [[Jackie]]. However, to the surprise of none, he didn't think through this idea very clearly. He destroyed nearly $5,000 in his greed, never received the reward that he'd hoped for, and never got to first base with Jackie, either.<br />
<br />
== The rebirth ==<br />
[[File:PStriple.png|thumb|And on the seventh day, it rose again.]]<br />
By 6 [[September 2010]], only ''days'' after killing his life upgrade, it was resurrected, [[monthly tugboat|with your help]]. Chris had claimed in his exchanges with Tito and Clyde that he would never buy another PS3, probably an attempt to convince the two. Chris told [[Jackie]] that he experienced something similar to drug withdrawal after a few days without his beloved PSTriple: "Post-Destruction, two days later, I started feeling impulsive and tense from its absence."<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7|Jackie Chat #7]]</ref><br />
<br />
Interestingly, Chris's new PS3 still uses the original case design, even though the larger PS3s had been discontinued in favor of the newer "slim" model in late 2009. This suggests that the replacement is a second-hand or refurbished model, and may have been chosen so that he could put the custom cover he made for his old PS3 onto it.<br />
<br />
== The PS Move of Fail ==<br />
[[Image:ChrisWithPSMove.png|thumb|Chris's PS Move in all its fail.]][[Image:PSN TOMGIRL1-1.jpg|thumb|Tomgirl socializing online.]]<br />
It seems that when Chris purchased his new PS3, he also purchased a [[Wikipedia:Playstation Move|PS Move]]. The PS Move is a derivative by [[Sony]] of [[Nintendo|Nintendo's]] [[Wii Remote of Fail|Wii Remote]]. Chris, being the lover of all things [[Things Chris has ripped off|TRUE and ORIGINAL]] we've come to know, just had to have one.<br />
<br />
Chris seems to have painted the two controllers of his PS Move in typical [[Sonichu]] coloration; the motion controller was painted yellow, while the navigation controller was apparently painted light blue.<br />
<br />
The PS Move has made two video appearances so far, in the [[ECV_00001|Cherokee video]] and the [[I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat|wizard video]].<br />
<br />
Chris later blew forty dollars on the PlayStation Move SharpShooter<ref>[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/12/09/new-playstation-move-sharp-shooter-attachment/]</ref>, as seen in the infamous [[Tomgirl pictures]].<br />
<br />
== PlayStation Plus ==<br />
Sony started a [[Hex Bawx|subscription-based program]] that offers members discounts, free content (until membership expires), and exclusives. Chris, already owning everything there is on PSN, unsurprisingly decided to plunge another $50 into debt for a Plus membership. For $50 per year, Chris can now play "free" rentals of Sonic the Hedgehog and Sonic the Hedgehog 2, games that he has already bought many times over.<br />
<br />
==Other oddities==<br />
Chris appears to keep his PS3 on most of the time. In many of the videos, he's left the console idling on the main menu or in-game menus. In Skype logs, [[Julie]] complained to Chris that he is logged on PSN when he's not actually around, which was fairly confusing.<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 8|BlueSpike Skype Logs #8]]</ref><br />
<br />
Chris appears to have put at least some of the games he has bought in blue Blu-Ray cases instead of keeping them in original retail cases.<ref>Seen, for example, in ''[[Brutal Legend]]''.</ref> He even does so in the ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' advertisement. This peculiar practice is explained in Chris's [[PS3 History Level]]: Chris buys Blu-Ray game cases from eBay and switches them over because "It's THINNER than the Clear Original PS3 Disc Cases; MORE SHELF SPACE for MORE GAMES."<br />
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==See also==<br />
* [[PlayStation 4]] - The life upgrade... upgraded<br />
* [[Chris-chan Discusses...]] - A video interview with Chris conducted over the PS3's video chat service.<br />
* [[List of Chris's games]] - Detailing his entire game collection.<br />
* [[List of Chris's PSN video downloads]]<br />
* [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads]]<br />
* [[Pixelated PS3]] - Chris attempts to build one from [[Lego]] and [[Pixelblocks]].<br />
* [[PS3 History Level]]<br />
* [[PSEye]]<br />
* [[PSP of Fail]]<br />
* [[PSN Blogs]] - An archive of Chris's posts.<br />
* [[Sonichu Home Club]] - Because Chris loves Sony so much, he uses their ''Second Life'' ripoff.<br />
* [[Sony]]<br />
* [[Hex Bawx|Xbox 360]] - The kryptonite of Chris's video gaming.<br />
* [[ItIsFinished.MOV]] - GAME OVER.<br />
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==References==<br />
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==External links==<br />
* <s>[http://us.playstation.com/publictrophy/index.htm?onlinename=Sonichu Chris' PSN, filled with useless trophies.]</s> Dead link as of May 2015<br />
* [http://psnprofiles.com/Sonichu Publicly viewable detailed profile]<br />
* <s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3WQ3QiJMWU Boyfriend-Free PS3]</s> Dead link as of May 2015<br />
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A-Logging
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<p>Windows OS: Finally removed the added quotes that got Hagibor banned for a day last month. Late I know.</p>
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<div>[[File:A_Log.jpg|thumb|240px|The original A-Log in all his glory.]]<br />
[[File:A-Logging in nutshell.jpg|thumb|A-Logging in a nutshell. You don't even need to watch the video in question; the title and thumbnail are enough.]]<br />
[[File:ILoveRobotR34AndMeNotBeingChrisCompletelyJustifiesIt.jpg|thumb|"Hey, at least it's not Chris-Chan doing it."]]<br />
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{{Protip|This article is about the term "A-Logging", not about Anthony LoGatto himself. Information on the latter should go to his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page.}}<br />
{{quote|What Saddam did in the [[Father Call|Gulf War]] was potatoes to what Chris has done.|A-Log providing a helpful example of A-Logging.}}<br />
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'''A-Logging''' is a term used to describe one expressing disproportionate levels of hatred for Chris, often including wishing him physical harm, usually for perceived "crimes" that Chris is "guilty" of. The people who do this are known as '''A-Logs''', and are considered at the other end of the spectrum from [[white knight]]s; where white knights try to defend Chris from [[trolls]] and help him to improve his situation, A-Logs hold the belief that Chris is deserving of whatever scorn and harm he is subjected to, and then some. A-Logs are sometimes interchangeably referred to as [[weens]], as many A-Logs also tend to be weens and vice-versa, although weening has a different meaning to A-Logging, namely unfunny or failed attempts at trolling Chris. While once fashionable, A-Logging has become associated with people trying to "trollshield" themselves, like the original A-Log, and therefore is looked down upon by Christorians.<br />
<br />
The term originates from '''Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto''', a [[YouTube]]r who is known for making commentaries on Chris, which are often considered to be the worst ever made. Commentaries are meant to refute bad points and offer opinions on an opposing view; what A-Log did was make videos where he reacted to Chris, pointed out the obvious, and went on about how Chris is an awful person (and how he, A-Log, is better) who needs to have harm inflicted upon him. However, A-Log's monomania led trolls to wonder what he was trying to hide, leading to them doing a bit of research on him. The result was that A-Log became known as "Chris-Chan 2.0" because, as it happened, he had ''many'' faults similar to Chris himself, [[Hypocrisy|and could be considered worse than Chris]]. Among other things, he is a furry, has made terrible erotic fanfiction, is doing a laughable college radio show (from which he was almost fired after being caught [[Mass debating|watching]] [[Bob Walks In|porn]] in the studio), did some awkward interviews at WolfDork.com, was the subject of a leaked video of him doing a painfully bad stand-up routine, and much, much more. Ultimately, A-Log became subject to trolling himself, and is the inspiration for this very term. At one point, A-Log even received his own wiki called the "Logattopedia", which was relatively short-lived and unpopular. He also spawned the phrase "Hi, A-Log!", used to mock A-Logs.<br />
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==Features of A-Logging==<br />
There are a few qualities which are common in A-Logs, and many of them can be seen in the original A-Log's commentaries.<br />
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===Justifications for trolling Chris===<br />
Some would argue that it is sinister and just plain wrong to mock a mentally deficient person such as Chris. A-Logs therefore try to justify trolling him by arguing that, regardless of his [[autism]] and other undiagnosed problems, he has shown that he is a bad person who "deserves" to be trolled. Many A-Logs are themselves autistic, and they can often be heard making arguments along the lines of Chris "giving autistics a bad name." Others will appeal to his many instances of bigotry (most of them debatable) as reasons to troll Chris. By establishing that Chris is a bad person, it seems to justify that Chris not only deserves the treatment he currently receives, but also deserves physical and/or psychological harm inflicted on him.<br />
<br />
While Chris has done some horrible things, including [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Megagi_La_Skunk_agrees_that_you_should_have_never_been_born|cursing his former friend Megan Schroeder for trolling him]] (which of course, she didn't) and [[28 October 2011|hitting Michael Snyder with his car]], it is still somewhat ironic that A-Logs think the best recourse is to wish him death and curse him back. Not to mention, they tend to ignore the factors that led Chris to behave in this way--unsurprisingly, unbridled malevolence is never one of them, as discussed in further detail below.<br />
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===Trollshielding===<br />
Often times, people who A-Log Chris do so to "[https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Troll_Shielding trollshield]", that is, to avoid becoming subject to trolling themselves. Like A-Log himself, they tend to have many traits in common with Chris; they generally have an autism spectrum disorder, still live with their parents well into adulthood, are unemployed and/or are living off welfare, are sexually frustrated virgins, have trouble socializing and forming relationships, or are fixated on cartoons, toys and other things that most people their age would have little interest in beyond their nostalgic value. Some perhaps have even more faults than Chris, especially bizarre fetishes, as seen in the case of A-Log himself. However, A-Logs will argue that at least they are "not like Chris" and are fervent in their vitriolic condemnations of Chris so that people don't troll them instead. More often than not, as in the case of the original A-Log, this backfires and they find themselves becoming the subject of trolling.<br />
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==Arguments against A-Logging==<br />
While Chris is far from perfect, it is generally accepted that calling for him to be harmed or abused like A-Logs do merely legitimizes Chris's sense of victimization, and makes the A-Logs themselves look sociopathic and unbalanced.<br />
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===Chris is not Hitler===<br />
While the [[CWCki]] certainly doesn't vindicate any of the bad or stupid things Chris has done, what A-Logs ''must'' understand is that Chris, while he may not exactly be a likable person, isn't guilty of "crimes" that must be punished with violence or abuse. We really shouldn't need to point out that Chris being compared to people like Saddam Hussein and Adolf Hitler is at best hyperbolic, and at worst, utter insanity. Hitler was responsible for the death of nearly 11 million civilians during World War II.<ref>[http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/Holocaust/36qs.html 36 Questions & Answers About the Holocaust]</ref> Hussein actively persecuted and murdered almost 200,000 Kurds and Shiite Muslims.<ref>[http://civilliberty.about.com/od/internationalhumanrights/p/saddam_hussein.htm]</ref> Chris's antics hardly compare to the atrocities committed by two feared and reviled dictators; he's just a gullible idiot who spends his time trying to hit on women (very badly) and make them his [[sweetheart]]s, [[Tomgirl|crossdressing]] and playing [[vidya]].<br />
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While he ''is'' quite prone to [[rage]] and has a noted tendency to wish [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|very unpleasant]] [[death threats|things]] on those who wrong him, it should be plain to see that he is simply too lazy, weak, cowardly and incompetent to actually carry out whatever he threatens. After all, do you really think a man who [[Don't Mess With Me|took 20 seconds to open a Swiss Army knife]] is capable of killing anyone? Plus, there's only [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris's Attitude at the GAMe PLACe|one extant account]] of him even getting close to fighting someone, and in that instance, he pussied out, so it seems that even Chris himself knows that there could only be [[Kick the Autistic|one outcome]] if he ever tried to get violent with anyone. Moreover, when taking Chris's childlike mental state into account, it's also quite possible he doesn't fully understand the gravity of what he wishes upon people when making death threats, especially when he's blinded by anger.<br />
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Chris is also known to exact violent retribution from those who have wronged him in his fictional works, which A-Logs tend to use as evidence of him being evil or psychopathic. For example, he is known to have beaten up representations of his real-life enemies in ''[[Soul Calibur]]'', and subjected some of them to particularly gruesome deaths in the ''[[Sonichu 8|Sonichu]]'' [[Sonichu 10|comics]]. However, not only are these gory episodes in [[CWCville]] isolated incidents, but again, one must remember that he is resorting to this because he is sensible enough to realize that he could not do this in real life, due to his own weakness and because he knows he'll be punished for it, which is, in itself, an encouraging sign. Moreover, even if this were taken to be evidence of a violent streak, it does not merit abuse or punishment because obviously, he hasn't actually hurt anyone except an NPC in ''Soul Calibur''. While violent fantasies like these ''do'' merit anger management classes and/or a few sessions with a psychiatrist, they are ''not'' a green light for A-Logs to demonize Chris; he's mentally ill, and as such needs help, not hate. In addition, while acting out violence in fictional settings is more common among autistic people, it isn't uncommon in the population as a whole; many people find escapism in doing so.<br />
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Even compared to many other infamous Internet personalities, Chris is actually fairly benign. While many A-Logs tend to justify their actions by arguing Chris could someday act on his fantasies and commit violence or even rape, they tend to forget about people who have actually done those things. For perspective, fellow lolcow [https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Vade Vade] is widely believed to have intentionally caused her boyfriend to commit suicide in order to gain sympathy on Tumblr. She then used this sympathy to build a sizable legion of followers who would spam any Tumblr user Vade deemed offensive or unworthy, for a time she practically ruled the site like a micro-dictatorship. Yet for some reason countless A-Logs direct their scorn at Chris even though his purported violent and authoritarian fantasies have remained exactly that.<br />
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A-Logs also tend to turn to the [[October 2011]] [[GAMe PLACe]] incident to try and portray Chris as a truly violent individual. More likely than not, Chris's actions on that day were the result of his mother's influence, his non-existent driving skills, and sheer blind panic rather than outright malevolence.<ref>[[28 October 2011#Email?|"Mom took the wheel"]]</ref><ref>[[DayOut|Chris exhibits poor judgement while driving]]</ref> Likewise, Chris's decision to visit a local [[GameStop]] despite being banned [[26 December 2014|and subsequent macing of an employee]] who tried to get him to leave were not the product of malevolence on Chris's part. It was caused by Chris's [[Chris and reality|assumption]] that he would be allowed in because he was [[Honor roll|in disguise]], and [[Ego|because he]] [[Autism|had decided]] that his ban didn't apply because he was there to buy, not to [[Sonic Boom Protests|vandalize merchandise]], which had got him banned in the first place. Additionally, the leaked video of the incident shows Chris merely spraying at the employee's shirt rather than his face, which lends credence to Chris's own account that he was simply issuing a warning shot in case the employee tried to detain him, or merely spraying in his general direction as a parting "fuck you" to the staff [[Tomgirl|in an attempt to look sassy]], not trying to actually harm the man. All in all, the GameStop incident was caused not by a violent streak, but rather by Chris's persistent habit of trying to circumnavigate rules when they inconvenience him, and his tendency to forget the consequences of his actions.<br />
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===There's no legal defense over attacking Chris for real===<br />
Perhaps the best reason against A-Logging is the legal liability (i.e. being charged with and possibly convicted for stalking, terroristic threats, assault, or a myriad of other possible charges). Whatever feelings you may have against Chris, there is no legal defense for taking the law into your own hands, and chances are you will end up with a life-changing felony conviction. In addition to this, part of the charm of watching Chris is in his eternal rage over a nonexistent enemy. Committing actual violence would only legitimize Chris's victim complex, and likewise would, in such a circumstance, make ''you'' the villain.<br />
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===Chris's beliefs are simply ignorant, not supremacist===<br />
While Chris has held some politically incorrect, even bigoted opinions in the past, they hardly seem to suggest Chris is an amoral monster. One must consider that Chris was raised by and has spent his entire life around [[Borb|2 elderly, disturbed rednecks]]. Of ''course'' he has socially unacceptable beliefs on controversial topics such as race and sexuality--they were given to him by people whose every word he has unquestioningly accepted since he was young.<br />
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Aside from this, Chris's discomfort around black people likely has more to do with [[Bob]]'s influence and his own failure to understand social norms. Chris simply doesn't understand that one does not announce to the world one is discomforted by African-Americans; this is far from the outright ideology of white supremacy that your average neo-Nazi would have. Chris has no history of actually going out and lynching blacks or other minorities that discomfort him. Chris's notable offenses have been applying stereotypes to and picking on the black kids who defeated him in [[TCGs]] at the GAMe PLACe, as well as using "Jew" as a pejorative against [[Michael Snyder]], who Chris inaccurately thinks is Jewish, and taking photos of an elderly black woman who was giving him "a hard time" and putting it on Facebook without her permission. One of Chris's grievances, if you can call it that, is that non-white women don't fit his ideal vision of a [[sweetheart]], which he constantly fails to properly articulate; it is entirely possible for a non-racist white man to not be sexually attracted to non-white women. Chris has also used the racial slur of "nigger" in a few of his means of communication, though he shows some degree of reservation where he uses this word. During the [[Lars Call]], Chris showed great apprehension towards using the word "nigga" and only did so when Lars gave him implicit permission. One of the most famous instances of Chris's use of the word "nigger" is in his video confronting [[Surfshack Tito]] on his trolling efforts.<ref>[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb#Video|On camera use of the word "nigger"]]</ref> In this video, Chris's racism is often found humorous as Tito is Hawaiian, not black. Moreover, Chris's usage of the word in [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]] is the result of it being an adaptation of a song from the racially-charged show ''[[Adult Swim|The Boondocks]]'', and pure laziness to change every racist part in the song to homophobic parts. When one examines Chris's use of the word, he does not show any understanding of the complexity, history, proper context, or underlying implications of the slur.<ref>[[Surfshack Tito E-mails|Chris's liberal use of "nigger"]]</ref> He simply repeats it blindly as he knows that it is edgy and offensive to black people.<br />
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In regards to his homophobia, while his reasons are ill-informed at best, again, Bob is the likely source of Chris's dislike of homosexuals,<ref>[[Matthew Noble call#Transcript|"[...]conspired together with a couple of other people- kids there that I think were gay[...]"]]</ref><ref>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|"[...]and my father threw the damned "fag" card at me."]]</ref> not to mention the fact that Chris has had very little friendly interaction with ''anyone'', never mind true homosexuals. It is also worth noting that trolls are at least partially to blame for his hatred of homosexuals, as they would often pretend to be homosexuals, or spam his websites with homoerotic images, to get under his skin, not to mention that they often pretended to be black for the same reasons. As a result, Chris, in his autism, began to believe that all trolls are gay black men, thus cementing his disdain for both homosexuals and black people, as he thought they were responsible for the trolling he was subject to. A-Logs also like to appeal to his attempts to "cure all the homos" with a vaccine made with his blood in the comics as proof positive of his homophobia. While this may be so, it is often seen as unintentionally funny by Christorians--not only because it shows his ignorance of science, but also because vaccines are made with dead cells infected with the disease they are curing--meaning that Chris unknowingly implied that he was gay. In short, Chris is ''not'' the Westboro Baptist Church--he doesn't go around picketing the funerals of dead gays, nor is he head of a power-lobbying group against LGBT individuals in Washington. He's just a redneck who's too indoctrinated by his parents and unused to minorities, or the concept of people being different to him, to know better.<br />
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It is also worth noting that with Bob gone, and [[Barb]] soon to follow, Chris has begun to emerge from his parents' influence, and has back-pedalled on his bigotry towards minorities. In particular, Chris has begun to express his desire to become a lesbian transwoman, and has accordingly publicly apologized for his old bigotry towards homosexuals, first on Facebook, and later [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|in a YouTube video]], and he has become a staunch supporter of LGBTIQ rights. He has even been attending [[Impulse Gay Social Club|gay bars]], the one thing he said he'd never do.<br />
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===Chris just cannot get a job===<br />
Some A-Logs contend that Chris is a bad person because he "steals" [[taxpayer money]]. What is almost always overlooked by A-Logs who make this claim is that it wasn't Chris who applied for social security disability; it was Bob who applied for it and convinced Chris that he would make more from disability benefits than working at a minimum wage job. Realistically, Chris didn't have any say in the matter because Bob was the head of the house, and as such it was at his whim that Chris had food, shelter and clothing. <br />
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So why doesn't Chris "get off his lazy butt and earn his keep"? Well, because there are a couple of very difficult barriers that stand in his way that many A-Logs simply don’t take into consideration.<br />
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First, there is the bureaucratic red tape and regulations involved in someone working full-time while receiving disability benefits. Ironically, it isn't Chris sitting around playing video games day after day while living on government handouts that would likely get him in trouble for disability fraud, it would be working full-time at a minimum wage job while still getting a disability check that would get him in trouble.<br />
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Second, there is the issue of Chris's lack of preparation for independent living, as well as his lack of coaching in finding a job and being able to keep it. Moreover, given the existence of this wiki, and the fact that it is standard these days for employers to Google potential employees, it would more likely than not take someone working in human services or in the employment field (that has ''extremely'' good connections) and a job coach (on a long-term basis) to convince a skeptical employer to give Chris a realistic chance at successfully getting and keeping a job. In addition, given Chris's rap sheet, even under ideal circumstances Chris's chances at decent employment may be slim at best. Chris has been convicted for the events of 28 October 2011 and 26 December 2014, which would deter potential employers, regardless of his ability to perform to tasks they set him. While it may sound attractive to the uninformed to "[[Kick the Autistic|kick his ass]]" when it comes to Chris working, in reality there are deep-seated issues that go way beyond the expertise of a few trolls, and no amount of A-Logging can change this.<br />
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===Chris is just an idiot===<br />
Chris is not mentally retarded as defined by medical standards and [[Exposing Jeff|as he claims]]. His IQ is within normal range. What trips him up is his lack of common sense. He actually believed that an [[Vanessa Hudgens|attractive celebrity]] was interested in him sexually and that he was talking to her. He used to insist that he'd had many [[sweethearts]], all very attractive women, and never seemed to find it curious that they all either died, disappeared, or were unmasked as trolls. He is an easy mark, not a criminal mastermind.<br />
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===Most people can avoid being trolled===<br />
Chris ''does'' share traits with a lot of people, and some of these traits are quite disturbing and embarrassing. It's a fair assumption that a lot of people who follow Chris's antics are unemployed gamer losers, for example. A lot of people have seen Chris and uttered in their minds "Finally, here's someone who's more pathetic than ''I'' am!"<br />
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But before you fall into the fallacy of believing that vociferously condemning Chris will save you from the same fate, remember that having embarrassing traits like Chris's ''doesn't'' automatically make you subject to the sort of trolling Chris has had. It ''may'' make you subject to ridicule, but what's more important is how ''you'' respond to the ridicule. You could be like Chris and get [[Chris Calls Clyde Out|BLANGRY]] at every traitorous troll [[Laughs Under Lucricities|under lucricities]], and give the trolls power over you just like Chris did.<br />
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Or you could laugh with them at your faults, or even just ignore them and go about your business. Trolls generally aren't interested in people they can't coax a reaction out of. This vital recognition is something Chris never managed, and what set him down the path to perennial trolling in the first place. All in all, if you don't want to end up like him, A-Logging isn't the way to do it. But avoiding the myriad of mistakes Chris and A-Log made is.<br />
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==The Hall of A-Logging Shame==<br />
In this section, the CWCki has compiled several comments (and plenty more to come) from A-Logs on YouTube and elsewhere.<br />
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{{quote|Obviously you've never heard of what he calls other people who are autistic, and that he calls people with [[Asperger syndrome|Aspergers]](such as myself) "fakers". he doesn't deserve some, he deserves everything for giving us a bad name. The [[trolls]] are also doing what they do to him for a good reason. it's not about the autism to them, but more of that he's a moron who is evil reincarnate and deserves to go back to hell. I don't believe you know what all CWC has done to us on youtube.|GamerXZ0, in a YouTube comment on an original upload of an A-Log video.}}<br />
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{{quote|29 years ago today, satan was born and molded into the fucktardian [[Duck|PENIS]] we know & despise today! Should i ever see him i'm gonna [[wikipedia:Mass Transit incident (professional wrestling)|destroy him worse than new jack did to mass transit!]]|ISLAVERDE29, another YouTube comment on an older A-Log video.}}<br />
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{{quote|actually, I think I prefer putting many bullets in this faggots head instead.|hanchiman on the [[FUTURE MESSAGE]].}}<br />
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{{quote|Hooray [[Bob Chandler|he's]] dead. Now he'lll be spending his eternity in hell while I go piss on his grave.|mxc82, again, another YouTube comment on one of A-Log's older videos, referring to Bob's death.}}<br />
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{{quote|Mostly because I was hoping the video would end with him getting shot dead. by the [[Ruckersville]] [[Jerkops|police]]. You can imagine how disappointed I am to find him still alive and kicking when the video is over.|CKO92 on YouTube, reacting over the [[CWC_Lego_Manchester_High_School_Oct_18_2013|Lego High School]] video.}}<br />
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{{quote| You fucking brony piece of shit, go kill yourself. If i was your mother i would have an abortion.|randomletters on the Lego High School video.}}<br />
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{{quote|Chris Chan u are the single worst human being who ever live. If it wasn't for u fellow autistics and [[Sonichu|Sonic OC]] creators like me would be respected by the world. What you have done is unforgivable. I hope [[Barb]] dies and you spend the last minutes of your life crying about how your a pathetic failure fuck you|OfficialSteroidHedgy, in a comment in Chris's YouTube account.}}<br />
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{{quote|I hope you are ashamed that a retarded autistic person (just like yourself) killed 20 innocent kids....all autistic people should be wiped from the earth and aborted before birth since you are all evil i wish the worst fates that heaven and hell can bring upon you and all the other autistic pieces of shit like you|RealReplyGirl4Ever, in a comment in Chris's YouTube account- comparing Chris to [[wikipedia:Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting|a man who shot up an elementary school]] and advocating genocide.}}<br />
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{{quote|Guess whose house burned down today. CHRIS-CHAN!|Bad Webcomics Wiki, gloating on their Facebook Page about [[Destruction Of Chris's House|Chris's house burning down]].}}<br />
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{{quote|HAHAHAHAHA|A response by the Bad Webcomics Wiki when a troll calls them out for the above.}}<br />
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{{quote|Sadly, yes.|Another post from the Bad Webcomics Wiki's Facebook Page, when told that Chris survived the fire.}}<br />
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{{quote|Words cannot adequately describe my '''utterly''' all-encompassing hatred and disgust for the grotesque entity that is Christian Weston Chandler. You Christian, are a shamelessly gruesome, inhuman monster. Everything you do and say only adds to your, almost incomprehensibly massive, list of atrocities. Were I to load up http://www.sonichu.com or some other Chris-Chan-related news source and saw that you finally died a death which properly corresponded to what you've inflicted upon this world, it would be the happiest day of my life.<br />
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Happiest. Day. Of. My. Life.|ephewe, on [[I Love You, Catherine]].}}<br />
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{{quote|Listen, you fat, autistic piece of shit. I've tolerated you so far because you're going to be my new neighbor, but this is the last straw. You traipse around your yard carrying blow up dolls and singing awkwardly, not to mention I can constantly hear you screaming at your mother. I am serious considering finishing cleaning this lot and selling this property to someone better equipped to handle someone like you. I was well within the city ordinances with this controlled brush burn. Also, if I see any other videos of me on my lot portraying me in a negative light, I will take up a libel suit with you.|Mac Slims, trying much too hard to pretend to be Chris's neighbor.}}<br />
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{{quote|God I fucking hate this piece of shit. I hope he dies.|JAZZ HANDS, on the [[26 December 2014|GameStop assault]] video.}}<br />
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{{quote|Why the fuck is he still alive!?<br />
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God, I mean, the guy looks ridiculous, he is also racist and an anti-social idiot that attacks people for no reason, and now he's a fucking burglar!? What's next, he will become the next Hitler?|Rafael Gutierrez, on the GameStop assault video.}}<br />
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{{quote|Yes people, THIS is the person Chris's trolls have been whiteknighting and pussing out on trolling because hes "had enough done to him" seriously, give me a break, this guy is an asshole and deserves anything that happens to him because its his OWN DAMN FAULT|TheMojoCorps, on the GameStop assault video.}}<br />
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{{quote|shut up you fatass faggot. go jump off a cliff and die.|Boner Dix, responding to a YouTube comment left by Chris}}<br />
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{{quote|Why can't this fucking freak of nature just die already?!!?!|Gogol ginn, on "The Best of Chris-Chan, Vol. 1"}}<br />
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{{quote|Someone strangle this fucker to death. Please.|Darkside780 on [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]]}}<br />
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{{quote|I just saw a semi-censored version. WHO THE FUCK MAKES THESE KINDS OF VIDS? He's acting like a retard and at the same time running around naked. I wish this man a slow, painful, death. I don't care about the lulz he gives us. This man is disturbing,creepy, and should not be allowed to join society.|thesideshowman212 on [[CWCFlyingElephants]]}}<br />
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{{quote|Proof perfect that autists should be dumped in the nearest alligator pit when their condition becomes apparent.|GalVorbak on the [[Sign Destruction Video]]}}<br />
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{{Quote|<poem>Whatever happened to predictability?<br />
This crazy manchild doing weird shit each week.<br />
Now he's left the internet, someone tell me please,<br />
When will he die so I can throw a party?<br />
Bob's as mean as I've ever seen<br />
and Barbara's still coddling him<br />
We've manipulated him for so damn long,<br />
He's like an autistic sim,<br />
Every time you look (everywhere),<br />
There's a tard (There's a tard),<br />
A retard to bully,<br />
Every time you look (everywhere)<br />
There's that face (dead-eyed stare),<br />
To troll and to annoy.</poem>|videogamenostalgia, on [[FullHouse]]}}<br />
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{{Quote|I'd like to see someone argue that all human beings are worthy of life after watching chris's videos|xXJakethesnake117Xx, on [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]]}}<br />
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{{Quote|ugh i hope chris chan dies a painful death i mean i think he makes the japanese look like stero-types.|evil-vivianne, on the CWC Soundboard on DeviantART}}<br />
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{{Quote|Chris, put up a pay per view where you cut your duck and balls off. People will definitly pay $100 to see it.|YouTuber Henry Panfil, on [[I'm selling my father's stamp collection; come on down and buy some of it]], because [[chris and anger|comments like]] [[death threats|this]] don't make you [[weening|more autistic than Chris]].}}<br />
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==See Also==<br />
*[[Weening]], another type of failed trolling, and a key aspect of A-Logging<br />
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==References==<br />
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==External links==<br />
*[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Anthony_%27A-Log%27_LoGatto Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto on Encyclopedia Dramatica]<br />
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/GeorgieBoyReturns YouTube: The A-Log Archive]<br />
*[http://www.forcesofgeek.com/2012/04/log-man-in-mirror.html An article from Forces of Geek about A-Log, and a more in-depth look on A-Logging.]<br />
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[[Category: Trolling]]</div>
Windows OS
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=By_the_book,_Buy_the_book_plus_update&diff=205626
By the book, Buy the book plus update
2017-04-10T22:10:59Z
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<div>'''By the book, Buy the book plus update''' is a video released on 10 April 2017. Chris, appearing to be extra [[Slow-in-the-minds]] today, tries to sell another stamp collection. Slack-jawed, accompanied by his infamous "deer in headlights", Chris stammers more than usual to promote what he is selling.<br />
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[[Honor roll|In classic]] [[Chris and English|Chris fashion]], he fucked up on one half of the title, spelling "buy" as "by" on the first "By the book" while getting it correct on the second "Buy the book".<br />
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==Video==<br />
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| name = By the book, Buy the book plus update<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=eTFTftM7NSg}}<br />
| stardate = 10 April 2017<br />
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian<br />
| subject = {{Cwcville Shopping|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| Saga = {{Business|text}}<br />
| shirt = Rainbow Dash Face<br />
| previous = [[Sonic Totem and More]]<br />
| next = <br />
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'''Description'''<br />
{{quotebox|<ref>https://www.ebay.com/itm/282420279160</ref><br />
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SHAREfactory™<br><br />
<ref>https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-us/tid=CUSA00572_00</ref>}}<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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==References==<br />
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Sonic Totem and More]]|nextlink=}}<br />
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2017]]<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>
Windows OS
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=By_the_book,_Buy_the_book_plus_update&diff=205625
By the book, Buy the book plus update
2017-04-10T22:07:48Z
<p>Windows OS: </p>
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<div>'''By the book, Buy the book plus update''' is a video released on 10 April 2017. Chris, appearing to be extra [[Slow-in-the-minds]] today, tries to sell another stamp collection. Slack-jawed, accompanied by his infamous "deer in headlights", Chris stammers more than usual to promote what he is selling.<br />
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[[Honor roll|In classic]] [[Chris and English|Chris fashion]], he fucked up on the first "Buy the book", spelling "buy" as "by".<br />
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==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = By the book, Buy the book plus update<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=eTFTftM7NSg}}<br />
| stardate = 10 April 2017<br />
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian<br />
| subject = {{Cwcville Shopping|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| Saga = {{Business|text}}<br />
| shirt = Rainbow Dash Face<br />
| previous = [[Sonic Totem and More]]<br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
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'''Description'''<br />
{{quotebox|<ref>https://www.ebay.com/itm/282420279160</ref><br />
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SHAREfactory™<br><br />
<ref>https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-us/tid=CUSA00572_00</ref>}}<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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==References==<br />
<references/><br />
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Sonic Totem and More]]|nextlink=}}<br />
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2017]]<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>
Windows OS
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Champthom&diff=205413
User talk:Champthom
2017-04-02T22:45:34Z
<p>Windows OS: /* Can You Lock The A-Logging Page? */</p>
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<div>Talk to me.<br />
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Be sure to check out the archives as well:<br />
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'''Archive:''' [[User:Champthom/Archive 1|1]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 2|2]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 3|3]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 4|4]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 5|5]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 6|6]]<br />
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== Champ, I mean it now ==<br />
When I come on here and see that people like [[User talk:Steve Landcleamer|this mouthbreather]] have been fucking with pages while being told not to and spamming pictures of furry porn that we for some reason allow on here, and yet I have the power to neither delete the image or ban the sperg, it cuts me deep. I'm on here often enough and I've already contributed a lot to the wiki. Can you throw some Jerkop powers my way so I can sort this shit out in future? We don't have nearly enough active mods and this place seems to have this kind of shit all the time. I mean this seriously Champ, I think the CWCki could benefit a lot from more Jerkops. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:09, 20 April 2012 (PDT)<br />
:Before you answer him, Champ, keep in mind that I've also been here a long time and am also actively contributing; so if you decided to give Old meme jerkop rights, I sure would appreciate receiving them as well. Just saying. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 09:24, 20 April 2012 (PDT)<br />
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*You both make good points. Could you point out the furry image though, the only image I've seen by him is that picture of Chris ejaculating on Anna's face, which I've incidentally deleted because I don't think it really improves the Anna article. Anyways, about quality in general - I've discussed this issue with Anonymax, and this goes for the both of you, that as regular users you have all the tools needed to improve the quality of the CWCki. If there's an incidence such as an edit war going on, you're welcome to ask any of the admins to step in to resolve the issue. For these reasons, I don't think it's needed to add more jerkops or admins for these reasons. However, if it ever got out of control, then I would consider making someone a quality control jerkop to enforce quality standards. However, I think for the most part you all have the tools you need, just keep making good edits and reverting shit like you have been doing and I think that should be sufficient.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:11, 20 April 2012 (PDT)<br />
**He's probably talking about [[:Image:Sonichu.jpg|this picture]], which was spammed on [[CWCki:Privacy policy]]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 23:46, 20 April 2012 (PDT)<br />
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== Deletion of Fail; Effects ==<br />
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Would it be necessary to organize a project of some kind to remove red "fail" pipes from pages across the CWCki? --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 11:27, 23 April 2012 (PDT)<br />
*[http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Special:WhatLinksHere/Fail&limit=500 Here they all are]. Clean them at your leisure. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 11:57, 23 April 2012 (PDT)<br />
:[[User:Anonybot|Anonybot]] is working on it. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:41, 23 April 2012 (PDT)<br />
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Fail article deleted, stupid page names corrected, Champ finally got around to deleting the furry porn. It's been a good week. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:39, 24 April 2012 (PDT)<br />
*At least SOMEONE is happy.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:18, 25 April 2012 (PDT)<br />
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==Why did you delete the article on Kim?==<br />
She is as notable as any of the gal pals, and all the info IS public, coming from the Kacey calls.--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 23:03, 4 May 2012 (PDT)<br />
*How do you know the Kim from the Kacey calls is the same Kim Wilson? Kim is a fairly common name. You're also assuming a lot of things, like Kim is ScarletSanctum when you have no proof of that, and you're including a lot of things that are rumors like how some apology video was because Kim was upset. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:04, 4 May 2012 (PDT)<br />
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*1. Chris states her name is Kim Wilson in one of the Kacey calls.<br />
*2. ScarletSanctum is Kim's youtube handle, as stated in [[SingStar Challenge]].<br />
*3. Chris addresses in that video that he upset Kim and Kacey with the previous video.<br />
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And if the name was an issue why not just redirect the page to "Kim"?--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 23:17, 4 May 2012 (PDT)<br />
*How do you know that ScarletSanctum is Kim? Does Chris explicitly mention it? Also does Chris specifically say Kim in that video in that it upset her? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:23, 4 May 2012 (PDT)<br />
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Chris does explicitly mention it. Look at this dialouge in [[Kacey Call 1]]:<br />
*Chris: Yeah. So you know uh, Kim, you know uh, how she, uh, yeah you know, uh, Kim, I actually heard that Kim and her friend Logan actually live in the Charlton area close to the downtown mall, you know? So if you ever wanted to look her up and, you know, just talk to her, you know, find about more about the impostor for me, or you know, see what her opinion of me is on the Internet from her point of view... <br />
*Kacey: Oh, you want me to do some undercover stuff? Chris, that is so sweet of you! You know how much I wanted to get involved. <br />
*Chris: Oh yeah, sure. You know that ScarletSanctum account? That's hers. <br />
*Kacey: Okay, no, I will totally, totally message her. It's Kim Woods, you said? <br />
*Chris: No, Kim Wilson. Totally. Message her, talk to her all about me. <br />
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As far as making the video in response to offending Kim, he also implicitly states this:<br />
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"Uh, I dedicate this video to uh, Logan. Boyfriend of my gal-pal, Kim. Yeah, anyway uh, I've--I just wanted to uh, apologize for uh...offending you in anyway"<br />
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He could also be referring to offending Logan, but either way why through the baby out with the bathwater?--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 23:35, 4 May 2012 (PDT)<br />
*Let me think about it. In the meantime, I've made a [[User:Steve Landcleamer/Kim|subpage]] for you in the meantime.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:39, 4 May 2012 (PDT)<br />
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So is there any hold up or is the page good to go? I've answered all your questions and it seems to meet all the requirements.--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 16:32, 5 May 2012 (PDT)<br />
*Don't you think it might be a little bit imprudent to make a page about Kim?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:58, 5 May 2012 (PDT)<br />
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*Why would it be imprudent? All the information is public and sourced. All the other gal pals have pages, so what would the problem be?--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 18:37, 5 May 2012 (PDT)<br />
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*Well?--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 20:39, 7 May 2012 (PDT)<br />
*Good God, first learn some patience, this isn't a life and death issue. Second of all, let me put it this way - in your own words, the supposed Kim calls are unreleased. Why do you think that is?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:18, 8 May 2012 (PDT)<br />
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Because "she"'s obviously still trying to troll Chris. Regardless, that's beside the point, while the calls haven't been released, all the information in the article has. You initially deleted it under the guise that is was "Not notable, not based on public information", but we both know that that's clearly not the cause. My page seemed to meet all the guidelines, so based on Cwicki guidelines, what is objectionable about it? <br />
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I'm sorry if I seem impatient, I just find this quelling of already public information to be pretty ridiculous and counter productive to the CWCki.--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 14:43, 8 May 2012 (PDT)<br />
*Based on my discussions with Canine and Anonymax, I have decided to restore the article. Remember, the CWCki is form Chris's POV so Kim isn't a troll, she has not publicly declared herself to be a troll to Chris. I'd also avoid posting on /cwc/ and CWCki Forums when you make an article on a delicate topic like this.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:09, 11 May 2012 (PDT)<br />
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===If I may step in and say a piece===<br />
I know I may not be towing the party line by saying this Champ, but Land has a point here. This is all information that was technically on the wiki anyway, just in out of the way places. Personally, I have no problem with covering things up for trolling purposes, because I understand the need to do so and I'm not one to whine about dang dirty stonecutters, but we have information on Kim here already. I don't care which side of the fence you're on Champ, I'll just go with what you say, but you've got to at least be consistent. Either allow the article outright, or if you object to some of the content in the article being made public, censor it and then allow the censored version to be posted. Your decision is final and no-one would be able to stop you, so I don't know what you're worried about. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:22, 9 May 2012 (PDT)<br />
*True, I realize this, but the issue is that there's a good reason that Kim doesn't already have an article, mostly for [[A_Quick_Guide_to_CWCki#Privacy|privacy reasons]] which is indeed already covered. I'm trying to convey that subtly. Remember, Chris reads the CWCki, and loose lips sink ships. I don't think "we" released the Kacey calls, Canine tells me it was all dropped by Liquid's twin brother so it's not like we were able to filter through everything to see if anything was objectionable. <br />
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:This is a difficult decision and I need to discuss it with Canine a bit more, unfortunately we have conflicting schedules so I'll try and catch him tonight.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:31, 9 May 2012 (PDT)<br />
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==Chris's POV==<br />
*Thank you for restoring the Kim article. I am wondering something concerning what you said about the cwicki supposed to be from Chris's point of view. Why do articles like [[Obesity]] state that Chris is fat? He's said multiple times that he does not think he is. There are lots of other examples like this.--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 17:07, 11 May 2012 (PDT)<br />
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[[Chris and reality]] would be the best example of this.--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 18:13, 11 May 2012 (PDT)<br />
::We go by what Chris thinks/says unless we have decent evidence to the contrary. With his obesity, we have more than enough evidence to support this. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:04, 12 May 2012 (PDT)<br />
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==Permanently Banned from Message Board==<br />
I really don't understand this at all. Please respond to the email I sent you.--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 16:21, 6 May 2012 (PDT)<br />
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Never mind one of the other mods took care of this.--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 20:39, 7 May 2012 (PDT)<br />
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I have a similar problem and would like to be unbanned. [[User:Negi Springfield|Negi Springfield]] 23:23, 9 July 2012 (PDT)<br />
*I'm guessing you got banned for being a sperglord, but what's your username?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:12, 10 July 2012 (PDT)<br />
I was banned due to 789chan having a thread on me during one of their CWC dry spells. I went by Negi Springfield, so not much different from what I'm using right now. [[User:Negi Springfield|Negi Springfield]] 17:01, 10 July 2012 (PDT)<br />
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I would also like to be unbanned from the message board. [[User:Kengel1021|Kengel1021]] 00:29, 7 August 2012 (PDT)<br />
*You've had two threads about you on /cwc/ plus you've sperged about your "comic." No, you're not getting unbanned.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:44, 7 August 2012 (PDT)<br />
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There was never a single warning I had received from any board moderator regarding personal attacks or violating message board policy. If my posts were so terrible, it only stands to reason that your moderators would have jumped in. Aren’t they the watchdogs of the message board? <br />
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What exactly is your justification for permanently banning people who have been mentioned on 789Chan? [[User:Kengel1021|Kengel1021]] 07:22, 8 August 2012 (PDT)<br />
*There is a clear rule about over sperging and if there's a /cwc/ thread about you, odds are you've sperged too much. My moderators are often too lax when it comes to this sort of thing, which is why I step in. I don't need to warn you, you should know better, if you have autism that you choose not to treat that is not my fault. And my rationale? If you've got a thread about you on /cwc/, me banning you is the least of your concerns. In fact, I am doing a favor by preventing you from digging yourself deeper in a hole. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:42, 8 August 2012 (PDT)<br />
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Champ this is right from the CWCki about “Sperging”<br />
“The CWCki forums highly recommended place to discuss anything about Chris to your heart's content. This board was created in response to the growing demand for a place where people could discuss anything without fear of violating CWCki's strict talk page policies”<br />
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As far as sperging about my comic that was in reference to critiquing Chris’ art style<br />
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I mentioned there were open source graphics programs such as GIMP that were completely free to download. I brought up the fact that he could spend a little bit of his tugboat on reference works with royalty free manga stock images and copyright would not be an issue.<br />
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As for a few of the other topics that I started that probably sperged?<br />
Are we being unfair to Chris in judging him?<br />
Would you hire Chris if he was genuinely seeking employment?<br />
Do you think that Chris and Barbara were intimate with each other?<br />
If Chris decided to charge $250 for a for two day visit at his house and a no holds barred interview, would you take him up on it?<br />
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The board moderator(s) that I observed that wanted to put in their two cents worth joined right in on the debates: They had no issues with this. You mentioned the board moderators were too lax. I disagree. They were doing their job. <br />
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Let me share something with you: When that thread started about me around the beginning of January on 789chan and I was permanently banned: I monitored that thread every day. They went back and looked at my posts. Do you want to know what their reaction was? <br />
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They were baffled on why I was being banned. They didn’t bust my chops because of what I posted in the forum. What got the thread off the ground was a personal attack on 789Chan over a Beiber troll on my YouTube channel that came back and bit me in the ass. Was it a moment of stupidity that I regretted? Yup. <br />
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Have I been brought up twice on 789Chan? No. I’d say 5 to 10 times is more of a realistic estimate. It wasn’t sperging that brought me up on 789Chan. It was curiosity about my YouTube channel (which has been around for years) and more recently my website. [[User:Kengel1021|Kengel1021]] 20:31, 8 August 2012 (PDT)<br />
*Why do you want to go back on the forum so bad? It's kinda sad that you're going to all this trouble. Seriously, move on dude, talk about Chris on /cwc/, see how that goes. Hell, go to [[User:Slimz|Slimz's]] forum. Or start your own. Why do you want to go back on the forum so much? The point is that you give us unwanted attention and I have enough trouble maintaining the forum's reputation as it is.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:15, 9 August 2012 (PDT)<br />
'''NOTE''' slimz forum is no longer active, never really was. Slimz would like to be reinstated in the forums as well :) i have bene here editing for a while ban was like a year ago. [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 13:14, 9 August 2012 (PDT)<br />
*Most of your edits are shit, plus what you do here has no bearing on the forums. You are the reason why everyone on /cwc/ thinks we're all A-Logs, there is no fucking way you're going back on the forum. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:35, 9 August 2012 (PDT)<br />
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I just took off my last reply. I'm not going to worry about this anymore. Do whatever you want. [[User:Kengel1021|Kengel1021]] 22:46, 10 August 2012 (PDT)<br />
*What was the username you had on the forum? I've thought about it and I think I might just let you back on.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:14, 11 August 2012 (PDT)<br />
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My username was Kengel1021 [[User:Kengel1021|Kengel1021]] 16:04, 18 August 2012 (PDT) <br />
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Thank you Champ. I am not sure what the policy for reentry is upon a ban lift under these circumstances so I have registered a new account(YippoBlippo)for the forums.--[[User:Kengel1021|Kengel1021]] 16:23, 9 September 2012 (PDT)<br />
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== Comms ==<br />
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I'm on IRC a lot and today is my day off work so if you're around so am I! --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:19, 11 May 2012 (PDT)<br />
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== can I help? ==<br />
Hey I have a capture card that does 720p,1800p,ect and wanted to know if I could use it to help (lbp videos,screen shots) does anything need to be rerecorded? also I'm moving soon so if you could say something in the next week or so (before I have to pack my computer up) that would be great. [[User:Blaziken|Blaziken]] 09:14, 1 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
* Sorry it took a day to get back to you, just had to think as I do appreciate your gumption. To be honest though, I can't think of anything in particular, BUT that's just to the best of my knowledge. Head over to [[CWCki:General|the community portal]] and ask there, there might be some people to have some ideas. Just do me one teensy favor - be sure to sign your posts (that's four ~ in a row) so we know who you are when you post. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:29, 30 May 2012 (PDT)<br />
* thanks! [[User:Blaziken|Blaziken]] 09:14, 1 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
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==Bruce Johnson==<br />
The Bruce Johnson thing is real. I don't even care about the PVCC anymore. I just want you to know I'm not making up what I added to the cwicki. Would you like a wider screenshot of the facebook convo?--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 19:26, 20 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
*How do you know it's the real Bruce Johnson? Or rather, why should we trust you? I could easily have made a Bruce Johnson account to fool you. Even if it is real, do we really need it? All it boils down to is Johnson saying he's not a pedophile contrary to what Chris said. Is this really a startling revelation, that Chris said something negative about someone and it's not true? Do we really need to confirm this, in light of Chris's history? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:36, 20 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
*'Sup bitches, guess who's back? Champy, thought I'd drop in to tell you that under the "no shit is too minor" policy, (which you should really get rid of if it enrages you so), we do indeed need to confirm everything if possible. That said this is still probably bullshit, and confirming this still isn't your job. If you want my two cents, give Landcleamer a chance to convince you of its authenticity at least. I'm sure you have high standards for what you'd accept as convincing proof, so either someone else will go out of their way to contribute something valid, or he can fail to do so and you can say no again. Worst case scenario, Steve Landcleamer turns out to be the weenest of ween trolls and goes through a lot of work to convince you of something fairly inconsequential that can be removed if it later turns out to be fake anyway. The way I see it, this isn't a real problem for you either way. Let the monkey dance. Also, your insulting summaries were hilarious. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 02:12, 21 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
:*I forgot to add in the summary that our friend Steve here wanted to be let into PVCC on the basis of this "startling" revelation. As I've said before, "no shit is too minor" should mean that we don't overlook things, not that we need to get third party confirmation on everything. Anyone who's familiar with Chris knows that his memory isn't totally accurate and he's been known to bullshit. Given that Chris has called Michael Synder a Jew, does this mean we have to contact Michael Synder and confirm whether or not he is a Jew? Do we need to contact Mary Lee Walsh to make sure she's not in fact secretly a witch planning on banning true love from Virginia? It should be pretty obvious that Johnson probably isn't a pedophile, and what does his admission of not being a pedophile say? He could be lying for all we know, I'm not saying he's a pedophile, he probably isn't, but his admission of not being a pedophile shouldn't be startling. I mean, did you expect him to say "Chris got me, I'm a kiddy piddler, I love little boys and molesting them as they sit on my lap and I do horrible profane things to them." Of course the answer is "no," why do we need to have confirmation of this?<br />
::As I've said before, I don't like people bothering Chris tangentially related to Chris about stuff. I think having known Chris is punishment enough, it doesn't help to have epic ween trolls like Steve here think they're gonna get into PVCC on the basis of harassing these people and asking them for information about Chris. I think it's pretty damn weird and spergy to do this, that is to contact people with tangential relations to Chris and ask them details about Chris. Someone on the CWCki Forums is like "No, it's not weird, it's just like liking any celebrity like the Kardashians." Here's the thing - I don't think celebrity magazines are hunting down the lady who served one of those Kardashian people coffee and doing a full length interview. It's bizarre, I would be weirded out if some person went up to and wanted me to tell them everything I know about some person I vaguely remember from years ago. <br />
::This isn't exactly someone who served Chris coffee, it's a major figure in Christory.--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 15:43, 23 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
::Burden of proof is on Steve and he's on shakey ground. I don't trust him one bit. I don't like having things that could very easily be false on the CWCki because it hurts our reputation and people already distrust the CWCki as it is, I don't need to give them more reason to distrust it. I don't want to give people an incentive to make up fake bullshit and post it on the CWCki with the thought they'll be declared an epic ween troll for getting "new" "content" and that they'll get into PVCC and that mommy and daddy will finally love them because they'll no longer be wastes of human flesh. <br />
::You have to REALLY convince me here, Steve. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:18, 21 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
::*Hey, no objections from me. Steve wants to dig up trivial information to try and get into PVCC, that's his business. It's not like it would at all harm the CWCki to put up a single quote from the man if it does turn out to be true. Though really, you need to do something about the abundance of ween trolls trying to get into PVCC, or even just normal idiots desperately begging for it, like 16BitAlex. Maybe the guys in the forum itself or on IRC get a good laugh out of them, but I personally just get depressed when I see people like Stevey-boy cluttering the CWCki recent changes, desperately pursuing some unattainable goal by making bullshit edits and whining as hard as possible on talk pages. It wastes your time, it wastes mine, it's rather sad, and it's not even entertaining enough for the guys on /cwc/ to get more than a single thread from it. All in all, a pathetic affair for all involved. I would suggest temp-banning Pipecleaner if he continues to make a nuisance of himself after this, under your "Drama whoring" clause. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:13, 21 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
::*Champ, you have my email. This might be a dumb idea on my part, but I'm willing to give you the facebook login information so you can see the message for yourself. I'm willing to trust you to not fuck with the account, just to go into the private messages and verify the authenticity. After that can I be allowed back to the cwicki forum, under the understanding that I'll never ask to join the PVCC again?--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 07:50, 21 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
::*I think /cwc/ has made a good point, a point I have, is that - what did you expect him to say? Of course he's going to say he didn't molest Chris, even if he did molest Chris he's not going to admit it to some stranger. So having him say that he didn't do it isn't saying much, because either way he'll deny it and that really doesn't add anything to the discussion. And like I said, given Chris's background, we know he exaggerates things, and that his recollection of events aren't always the most reliable, do we need to actually get confirmation of this? <br />
:::Ignoring the issue you wanted to get into PVCC, I don't see what it really adds to the discussion. I also don't want to encourage people to hassle people connected to Chris to get information.<br />
:::If people feel like it absolutely, positively must remain in the article, I'd say something like "From a Facebook message purportedly from Bruce Johnson..." or something like that so people can interpret it however they please. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:38, 22 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
::*Alright, can we keep it in under that wording?--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 06:34, 22 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
::* How do we even know it was from Bruce anyway? I'm not doubting Steve Landcleamer has a message on his facebook, I'm 100% sure that if anyone where to get onto his facebook they would find said message...I'm doubting that it's Bruce. People have been faking to be people Chris knows for quite a while (like Megan), this wouldn't be a first.--[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 09:10, 22 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
::*Why would someone make an entire fake facebook account full of pictures and friends, on the random change that years after its creation someone recognizes them as Chris Chan's old principal, just so they can dish out false information? If that was the case surely they wouldn't have just said that Chris is a liar and insane.--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 10:43, 22 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
::*May I ask a question? Even if you did successfully contact Chris's old principal, why was the only thing you could ask "R u pedo lol?". The big questions about Chris's time at NGE are "Why was he sent to the principal?", "Why exactly did they record his screams, was it because he was a repeat offender?", "Why was he transferred there from Greene County Primary?", and "Were the principal's lap incident and scream recording incident the same incident?". Any of those would be worth adding to the CWCki, and it would have cleared away most of the fog surrounding the event. Instead you asked for information that everyone already knew. It's like you stumbled into a garden containing hundreds of delicious alien fruits and came back with a half-eaten ordinary banana.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 15:00, 22 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
:::Firstly, if you read the screenshot, you'll see I did ask him what really went down with Chris being sent to his office and having his screams recorded. All Johnson says is Chris is liar. Secondly I figured asking private information out of the blue about a former student would get no answer, by connecting it to the fact that Chris is getting sued by Snyder (who he also claimed was a pedophile), the message comes across as a concerned citizen looking out for Mr. Johnson, rather than some creep obsessed with Chris, and thus got a reply.--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 13:56, 23 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
::*I would also add that just because the Facebook profile is full of pictures and friends doesn't mean it isn't fake. It could just be a -really- good fake. The kind of fake that leaves no obvious evidence that makes it easy to discern as a fake. As to why someone would have done it, stranger and less tactically sound things have happened, enough that I can conceive of and not be surprised by someone doing it for exactly the reasons you mentioned, regardless of the lack of point in doing so. -[[User:Perpetual Lurker|Perpetual Lurker]] 15:17, 22 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
:::I will be happy to provide you a link to the facebook page, along with it's postings dating years back, and you still tell me this is can all be chalked up to an elaborate troll scheme.--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 15:43, 23 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
:::*You don't need to. I checked the page in its entirety (at least as much as I had access to) before I posted here, and did again before posting this. I think this is more of a difference of opinion than anything: the factors that convince you that it is real (profile in existence since 2008, existence of friends and wall posts, etc), don't automatically convince me. Like 4Macie said, if this is a fake, it is hardly the first time someone has done it. I'll also reiterate my opinion that a -really- good fake will not have any obvious signs that it is a fake. I'm not saying that the profile is fake, just that there isn't any compelling evidence that it isn't. My official position is that it exists, and people more savvy and/or more connected than I can verify the truth of it all if they choose to. Whether it is or it isn't, I'm inclined to agree with Champthom in that Bruce Johnson not being a pedophile is hardly an earth-shattering surprise. At best, it's just (allegedly) confirming something everybody but Chris already believed to be true. -[[User:Perpetual Lurker|Perpetual Lurker]] 17:51, 23 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
::*Does anyone object to keeping this info under the wording Champ suggested, "From a Facebook message purportedly from Bruce Johnson..."? --[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 15:43, 23 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
:::*I don't think we should put it on here at all until Champthom is convinced it's real. Also; epic ween, brah.. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 03:33, 25 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
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===My thoughts===<br />
I think the wrong focus here is whether it's indeed real or not. Supposedly this Facebook profile has been around a while, has plenty of photos, etc. What motive is there for someone to go into such detail and for what purposes? It's pretty easy why someone would want to impersonate someone like Megan or someone Chris knew from high school - so Chris will see these people, decide to talk to them, and they'd then be able to troll Chris. What purpose is there for someone faking Bruce Johnson? Why would Chris decide to contact Bruce Johnson? I can only really imagine Chris deciding 1) to look up Johnson and 2) taking the effort to contact him mostly to say something like "You molested me you pedofork!" and mind you, Chris is pretty lazy so he wouldn't go to that much hassle. So we have to possibilities - 1) someone has planned since 2008 to troll Chris and has created a believable Facebook profile, all for the motive of trolling Chris or 2) it's actually Bruce Johnson. Occam's razor would suggest the latter. <br />
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I think the real issue here is - how can we be sure it's real or not? There's no way of knowing whether this is real or not. Are we supposed to take Steve's word for it? What's to stop other people from making similar claims? People love making shit up about Chris and using that as a way to get attention for themselves or in Steve's case, to try and get into PVCC. The CWCki was designed purposely to separate truth and fact and that's why I take this sort of thing seriously, namely that I don't like things of dubious origins to be cited as facts on here. <br />
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But also, let's consider - why the hell is this so damn important? I mean, it's just Steve saying "Chris says you're a pedophile" and Johnson says "No I'm not." Is that really startling? Will this totally change the way we look at Chris's claim? You know what? Even if he was a pedophile, do you really expect him to admit to a strange he molested children? So his confession says nothing really. I think that a reader of the CWCki should be familiar with Chris's track record with memory in that he tends to remember things in his favor (like that he was a Pokemon gym leader vs. Lucas and Mimms's claim that he only did it one time when all the regular people were out), plus that [[Wikipedia:Repressed_memory|repressed memories]] in general can be dubious and that it's very easy to construct pseudo-memories. Let's be VERY generous and let's say that Chris was indeed molested by Bruce Johnson. Does this really excuse his homophobia? I'd say no. True, it'd be a more valid reason than thinking that you can "turn" gay but I think that really only justifies not liking one particular gay person. Let's say a black person robs me - does this justify me being racist to all black people? No, that'd be silly, just because one particular black person harmed me doesn't mean I should hate blacks as a groups. Same thing applies to Chris and gays. <br />
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Side note - Steve, don't break up one of my posts, because it looks like you wrote that whole bit when I in fact did.<br />
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In regards to your comment, you're right, this isn't like someone serving coffee - it's much weirder. It's more like if a complete stranger approached you on the street and asked you about the guy who sat two seats in back of you in English class and demanding you tell them every single detail about them. No, Chris isn't a celebrity, he's our bizarre obsession and we need to be honest with ourselves, it's sorta weird. If it wasn't for trolling, Chris would be an ordinary, dull person, albeit with some eccentricities but just an ordinary person who you might look at a few extra seconds if you were to pass him by but not a celebrity by normal standards. If you think it's normal to contact people who vaguely know people from ages ago and ask them for every single detail about said person, they'd probably think you're some sort of stalker or there's something mental with you. <br />
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So should we have this tidbit on the article? Like I said, I don't think it really adds anything. If it's generating this much furious debate, I don't think it'd be wise to include it. This isn't about me not being convinced, it's about not convincing the CWCki community as a whole. Like I said, I don't think we're losing out on anything major here. <br />
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Those are my thoughts at least. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:20, 25 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
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Why not include it? Isn't there an inherent interest to here Johnson's response even though it is what we'd assume it would be? It can only make an article stronger. Take for example a New York Times article about an alleged criminal, it will always make a note that they contacted the accused, even if the person simply replies with a refusal to comment.<br />
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Including Johnson's comments in the article helps verify what people suspect about Chris (he made this incident up). Isn't further information/confirmation better than none? <br />
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As far as proving the facebook message was not some photoshop, I'm still offering Champ access to the acount so that I can prove I am not doctoring things (and if I was wouldn't you expect the details to be a lot juicier?)--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 17:41, 25 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
::: Seriously, why are you trying so hard for this? I'm pretty sure anyone who reads what Chris thinks about Bruce would naturally assume that Bruce didn't actually touch Chris inappropriately and that Chris's screams were not recorded for Bruce's amusement... --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:15, 25 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
:::I've already explained myself. What is the harm in including it?--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 06:46, 26 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
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So would you like the account info? I'd like to definitively prove that this is real and move on.--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 17:26, 27 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
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* I don't think anyone doubts that you received the message, the uncertainty lies in whether the account you received it from is genuine which cannot be proved by someone logging into your FB account. And also whether it's important enough to go on the CWCki anyway. [[User:Samboy|Samboy]] 02:07, 28 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
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The what's wrong with the wording Champ suggested, "From a Facebook message purportedly from Bruce Johnson..."? We've already established that there's an incredibly slim chance that it's a fake account, and this would reflect that small margin of error.--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 06:41, 28 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
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* Ehhhh ... I'm still inclined to basically agree with Champ in the respect that this isn't really all that important and we're not losing out on anything major by not including it. I too also wonder why you're so insistent on this. Is this really so important that it's been worth the eight days of discussion thus far? That it's worth giving your Facebook info to someone to prove the authenticity of a point that is almost unanimously considered too minor to really be worth the effort? Which to me, I might add, seems an awful lot like something -Chris- would do, or would have done in the past. Honestly, the more you insist on having this put in the CWCki, the more skeptical I am and the more I feel that, for you, this is less about documenting things related to Chris and more about trying to boost your cred and adding more contributions to your credit. Or, like Champ already pointed out, trying to get into PVCC. Near as I can figure, the only one who is determined to see this in the CWCki is you. --[[User:Perpetual Lurker|Perpetual Lurker]] 12:52, 28 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
**This. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 05:39, 29 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
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*Alright fine, you don't want it, I'll stop pushing it. Champ can you let me back on the message board? I didn't violate any rules and it's been two weeks already.--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 20:05, 29 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
:*You broke the rule about being a sperg. If you wanna go talk about Chris, why not try /cwc/? I'm sure they'll love you there.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:45, 29 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
:*That's okay I'm content without being a member of either and just editing the cwicki.--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 19:08, 30 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
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====Help me out.====<br />
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I want to put this up as the video of the now but I'm not sure how. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0r868reAYD4&feature=g-u-u[[User:Blaziken|Blaziken]]<br />
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== Ban [[User:Ireece1|this fag]] ==<br />
You won't make me a mod, so get on it. Reason is vandalism. Check his user contributions. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 09:23, 31 August 2012 (PDT)<br />
*Not seeing it, all he did was say that 789chan was down (it's not anymore). Not sure what you're talking about.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:35, 31 August 2012 (PDT)<br />
*He implied a permanent closure when there was none. So my mistake, not vandalism. Inserting false information into pages. Still ban him. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 12:05, 31 August 2012 (PDT)<br />
:*/cwc/ was down for a while and had a domain parking site in its place, it'd be easy to assume it's closed. A hasty assumption, but not inserting false information. Just revert since it's not the case and move on.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:01, 31 August 2012 (PDT)<br />
::* *stress sigh* Fine. I'll let it go this time. But I still believe you're not nearly harsh enough. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:53, 2 September 2012 (PDT)<br />
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== banned ==<br />
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My IP is permabanned on the CWCki forum...this was the reason: "Multiple Ban Evasions - Keep Your Cool :) " I was told to come here and grovel before you.<br />
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== Missed a pic ==<br />
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[[http://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Hello.jpg]]<br />
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The vandal from earlier uploaded Goatse here as well. [[User:Cleaner|Cleaner]] 07:49, 17 September 2012 (PDT)<br />
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^ Ditto. --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 00:05, 22 September 2012 (PDT)<br />
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== New Article ==<br />
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What do you think? Ready for prime time? [[User:Lumber/Chris and brand loyalty]]. --[[User:Lumber|Lumber]] 11:30, 1 October 2012 (PDT)<br />
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== New Article ==<br />
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What do you think? Ready for prime time? [[User:Lumber/Brand Loyalty]]. --[[User:Lumber|Lumber]] 11:32, 1 October 2012 (PDT)<br />
*I was going to say, I'm usually reluctant to add another "Chris and..." article as I think they tend to be too speculatory at times. But I think this is a decent topic, as I've seen Chris's brand loyalty brought up from time to time on forums, though usually it's some component of it (like "Why is Chris so dedicated to Sonic?") and it's been a while since we've had an article of this caliber written. It's not perfect, but then again I don't think any article on the site is perfect. It looks like you did your homework, as did the other people who contributed to the article. So why the hell not? Go for it, dude. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:21, 2 October 2012 (PDT)<br />
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== Ban Evasion ==<br />
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Ban Evasion for What???? I had over 100 posts and had been here for more than a month. I posted in the Cwcki forum inquiring about posting on the General Forum and Smoked Daddy sent me a link to the General Forum to make a formal request. Smoked Daddy approved my request and I was initially able to post in the General Forum. I sent a message to Smoked Daddy saying the problem was resolved. <br />
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Because Smoked Daddy was new and somewhat unfamiliar with the technical side of this of the CWCki, the General Forum denied me access after replying to one thread and was no longer able to post. I sent another message to Smoked Daddy informing him that I still had a problem posting in the General Forum. I tried to log in to the forums this morning and saw I was permanently banned. -[[User:Kengel1021|Kengel1021]] 06:52, 22 October 2012 (PDT)<br />
*You've been banned before, you know why I banned you before, you don't ban evade on my forum (i.e. sign up for a new account). Take it like a man instead of ban evading like a pussy. I don't care if Smokedaddy was okay with it, you've been banned before and you're still banned, don't think you're that clever. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:55, 22 October 2012 (PDT)<br />
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Clever about what Champ? Are you implying there was some sort of subterfuge when I registered a new account? I registered a new account '''after''' you lifted the ban (from the 789chan controversy) to avoid any more controversy with my old name on the forum. <br />
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I openly stated this right on your userpage under the topic "Permanent Ban". It's still there and was there ever since registered the new account. You must have known I was the same person I registered with the same name, same address, same birthdate and the same hyperlink to my webpage.<br />
This was right on my profile. Surely you check your userpage on regular basis. <br />
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On second thought: If it makes you feel better thinking I conspired against you, go ahead and enjoy your forum -[[User:Kengel1021|Kengel1021]] 10:55, 23 October 2012 (PDT)<br />
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== ban evasion? ==<br />
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I'm confused as to why I'm banned from the forum. I never tried to register another name or anything. I wasn't a trouble maker and never had to be warned.<br />
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== Forums are offline ==<br />
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It looks like something bad might have happened to them.[[User:CompyRex|CompyRex]] 18:11, 6 November 2012 (PST)<br />
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Hey, Champ. I have webspace, and I'm willing to take up hosting responsibilities for the forum. Let me know what you think. [[User:SushiHazard|SushiHazard]] 12:57, 7 November 2012 (PST)<br />
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== This shit ==<br />
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Hey, I know you're probably busy with the forums and all, but [[User:Reldnahc_C|this guy]] is uploading some [[:Image:Reldnahc_cs_sonichu_ep7_edit_pg10.jpg|pretty]] [[:Image:Reldnahc_cs_sonichu_ep7_edit_pg2.jpg|stupid]] [[:Image:Reldnahc_cs_sonichu_ep7_edit_pg3.jpg|shit]]. Considering this isn't ED and all, just thought you should know about it. [[User:Giantgroundsloth|Giantgroundsloth]] 20:46, 12 November 2012 (PST)<br />
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== WelcomeBot Doesn't Work? ==<br />
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I notice that the WelcomeBot doesn't work anymore. Is it intentional or a glitch? [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 20:09, 13 November 2012 (PST)<br />
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== why was I banned? ==<br />
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Seriously, why the hell was I banned? All I get from it was Mew jumping to conclusions, Nia complaining about my description of my Chris dream, and Trombonista acting as if it's my responsibility to tell all the members something they could easily find out on their own.- [[User:Murderdartxker|Murderdartxker]]<br />
*I'm not taking this all out on you but please, for the love of God, if you're going to ask me why you were banned ''tell me who the fuck you are.'' If you're using a different user name on the forums than your CWCki account, I need to know because I have no way of looking up your ban. I don't have access to any IP address stuff on here (the CWCki proper) so it's not like I can match it. Also be aware that I don't follow every single thread on the forums and I'm not responsible for every ban. In fact, I personally rarely ban people. I have no problem looking into why you were banned. I just need to know who you are so I can look your account up because I'm not a psychic. Alternatively, in the future, you can contact me at cwckiforums@gmail.com. Not taking this all out on you but I don't know why people who come on here using completely different usernames than their forum account expect me to know who they are. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:48, 19 November 2012 (PST)<br />
My username is the same.- [[User talk:murderdartxker|murderdartxker]]<br />
*Ah, here we go - Brooklynbaliff told me you shitposted, had some posts end up in Spergatory, and failed to take advice not to shitpost. Then you ban evaded by pretending to be a "friend" and asking why you were banned. I'm not kind to ban evaders, but I'll see what I can do.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:05, 19 November 2012 (PST)<br />
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==Banned for My Protection?==<br />
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"You know, most people don't PM me when they ban evade. Look, I'm doing you a favor, so you're not the next Chris-chan."<br />
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You're not fooling me. You're not "protecting me". You're not protecting anybody from "digging themselves into a hole". I've sat in 789chan (now n0chan)while you're so called 789chan policy was practially a laughingstock. In fact Champ you were responsible for Mew getting on their lolcow list.[[User:Kengel1021|Kengel1021]] 15:17, 30 December 2012 (PST)<br />
*I don't care. If you want to see what happens when I allow people to be spergs on my forum, ask Paul David "Eyebrows" Smith. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:03, 31 December 2012 (PST)<br />
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You are like many people with Asperger Syndrome who try using computer logic with a predictable result when it comes to human behavior. Such and such was mentioned on n0chan: Therefore such and such sperged. <br />
Not surprisingly, you are laboring under a misconception concerning PaganDeathKnight. This was not just simple sperging. He unethically requested Megan’s dox, and then tried selling his services as a field agent. Most significantly, he came onto 789chan trying to be an internet tough guy much like Robert Wayne Stiles. In other words he was feeding the trolls.<br />
Judging whether someone becomes a “Chris Chan” is not a computer-like science; it’s an art that requires intuition and individual judgment (i.e. analyzing thread direction, social interaction of the threads, emerging patterns, relationship history) and it’s different for each individual. Yes some things can be deducted but much of this is intuitive (reading between the lines) and you seem to be unable to do this. This can be learned by an Aspie such as yourself if you are willing to take the time to lurk in n0chan and study the threads and the patterns of interaction. --[[User:Kengel1021|Kengel1021]] 19:30, 1 January 2013 (PST)<br />
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== locking non-talk pages ==<br />
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i changed the config so that non-jerkops/sysops can't edit the main namespace. talk pages are still editable. tell me how it works out --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 04:44, 23 January 2013 (PST)<br />
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== Hey ==<br />
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Do something about the spam usernames all over RC pls. Thanks. [[User:Aschlafly|Aschlafly]] 17:33, 28 January 2013 (PST)<br />
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== Forum Decision? ==<br />
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Hey Champ,<br />
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My offer still stands about hosting the forum. Seeing as the relief forum just kicked the bucket, now may be a good time to move on.<br />
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My email is ichverbot at gmail dot com<br />
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--[[User:Null|Null]] 20:24, 29 January 2013 (PST)<br />
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=== Forum Setup ===<br />
I sent a reply 2 hours after the original email, check your spam folder. I've already set up the forum. http://cwckiforums.com<br />
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I've registered you an account called Champthom with full admin powers. The password is in the email.<br />
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--[[User:Null|Null]] 13:56, 31 January 2013 (PST)<br />
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=== Email Received ===<br />
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I sent another email to your personal address. Let me know if you got it.<br />
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--[[User:Null|Null]] 18:34, 31 January 2013 (PST)<br />
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== Re: For Pete's Sake ==<br />
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Thanks, I'll remember that. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 00:05, 10 September 2013 (PDT)<br />
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== Sagas ==<br />
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I would like to ask you to please review the page on [[Saga|sagas]], as there has recently been the addition of a "Revalation [sic] Saga"--as though a new era is upon us. I am skeptical of its legitimacy, so I appreciate it if you took a look. --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 00:48, 8 October 2013 (PDT)<br />
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== Facebook revamp ==<br />
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Hi, I've been trying to clean up the Facebook sections of the wiki. I wonder what you have to say about my changes.<br />
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Also, I've made some comments in the portal, and I would like you to look at this: [[CWCki:General#Facebook_revamp]].<br />
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[[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 07:57, 5 November 2013 (PST)<br />
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* Hi it doesn't seem like you have any opinion on my current facebook revamp, so I will be finishing it up as I've done the rest of the posts. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 14:26, 19 November 2013 (PST)<br />
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== Hate to bother you about this ==<br />
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Would you mind deleting my first upload of the 6th photo commented on by Chris? The reason is that I'm a moron. --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 02:55, 1 January 2014 (PST)<br />
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:Did that for you. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 06:57, 1 January 2014 (PST)<br />
:: Thank you very much. --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 07:12, 1 January 2014 (PST)<br />
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== Re: Welcome Template ==<br />
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I am aware of that, but when I did so, this is what I got, everything's perfectly fine except for the final part: http://i.imgur.com/OtWcjdA.png<br />
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== Grace Baptist Church ==<br />
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Good day,<br />
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I'd like to ask for your consultation. I've come to the conclusion that the date for Chris's expulsion from [[Grace Baptist Church]] provided by the article on this subject is wrong, and I have stated my reasons for thinking so [[Talk:Grace Baptist Church#The date of Chris's expulsion from Grace Baptist Church|here]]. I'm hesitant however to amend the article because this would mean reverting a five year old edit. Seeing that among this wiki's active users you have been here for the longest time, I'd like to know your thoughts on this matter. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] ([[User talk:NegaCWC|talk]]) 23:49, 9 May 2014 (UTC)<br />
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*I'm not sure how we got that date, I imagine it's mentioned ''somewhere'' if you dig for it. It's possible that someone just guessed the date. If you can't find a source for the date, I'd say it's better to err on the side of caution and say that Chris was banned sometime in that general time range instead of an exact date. Or just putting a "citation needed" might work to say that we don't have an exact citation for it.<br />
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:Just because an edit is really old doesn't always mean it's right. There's usually some reason for it but we didn't always have high standards and as I've mentioned before, because we don't have a lot of editors, bad content can be left for long periods of time without someone catching it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] ([[User talk:Champthom|talk]]) 10:05, 11 May 2014 (UTC)<br />
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**Thanks for the input. As far as I can see not only there aren't any sources for that date, the sources we do have argue against it (see Grace Baptist Church talk page for my arguments). I'm going to wait a couple of more days to see if anyone has anything to say on this matter, and if there won't be any objection I'm going to edit the article according to my plans. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] ([[User talk:NegaCWC|talk]]) 15:58, 14 May 2014 (UTC)<br />
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== Context for Twin Falling Towers ==<br />
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On the forums you suggested that someone told Chris he should make [[Twin Falling Towers]] because Clyde worked in the Twin Towers. However, the article precludes this. Now, it wouldn't excuse Chris' behavior, but it would add some context to the situation and make it seem less A-Loggy if it was true that he didn't come up with the idea all on his own. Is it safe to say that a troll at least ''may'' have suggested this idea to him? --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 16:16, 21 July 2014 (UTC)<br />
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: I recall seeing a post where someone actually influenced Chris to make a video, and if it does, I agree that context should be added. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 16:32, 21 July 2014 (UTC)<br />
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* I don't recall saying that. Not saying I didn't, I just don't remember saying anything about that video. I certainly don't remember anything about it being because Clyde worked at the Twin Towers. I can say that I'm like, 99% sure that someone suggested he make this but I don't have a public source to verify this. I consider myself reliable but I don't want the reason it's cited as "because Champthom says so" as the reason. Truth be told, pretty much all but a very few of Chris's videos were made because someone suggested or motivated him to make a video he might not have made. <br />
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: Saying he ''might'' have been influenced isn't awful, but it just seems very wishy washy and you can argue all sorts of crazy stuff about Chris if you suggest he "might" do something. I'm not an A-Log, I wasn't personally offended by the video like some people were but I think that even if Chris was motivated to do this by someone else, Chris lacked the discretion and judgement to realize that making a video mocking what's a national tragedy in the minds of many people as being in extremely poor taste and that is what people would find reprehensible about Chris. Again, I don't think this justifies the A-Log arguments that Chris should be trolled because he made that video or that makes Chris an amoral monster, just that Chris exercised extremely poor judgement that he really should have been able to exercise. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] ([[User talk:Champthom|talk]]) 12:14, 22 July 2014 (UTC)<br />
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::Thanks for the feedback. Maybe I will just delete this part then: "Many believed that Chris must have been motivated by a trusted friend into creating such a video for the express purpose of causing Chris to embarrass himself for our amusement, but there has been no evidence to support this theory. Chris just managed to do something so autistic that it was difficult to believe, even for him." That seems to be speculation itself, and anyway the rest of the article already talks about how tasteless and offensive Chris was in doing this. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 20:38, 25 July 2014 (UTC)<br />
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== Anna's CWCki account? ==<br />
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In 2011 a user called [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Special:Contributions/FFFFFUUUUU FFFFFUUUUU] edited the CWCki and claimed to be Anna, and you [http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Anna_McLerran&diff=135073&oldid=135072 responded] to him/her under the assumption that this is indeed everyone's favorite Mormon. It is confirmed for certain that Anna is the operator of this account? If so, can I edit the article on Anna to mention her edits to the CWCki and likewise use her edits as a source about her relationship with Chris? - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] ([[User talk:NegaCWC|talk]]) 16:37, 30 July 2014 (UTC)<br />
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== CWC Videos on Archive.org ==<br />
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Hi, you seem to be the highest-in-command here. I thought you'd like to know that the Internet Archive has a collection of CWC videos [https://archive.org/details/christopherwestonchandler here]. That should preserve his legacy for a REAL long time. [[User:Letter Z|Letter Z]] ([[User talk:Letter Z|talk]]) 17:05, 11 January 2015 (UTC)<br />
*Wow, that's pretty impressive. Thanks for bringing that to my attention.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] ([[User talk:Champthom|talk]]) 17:28, 11 January 2015 (UTC)<br />
:You're welcome. :) I'm actually the guy who uploaded all of those videos—in their highest resolution. Let me know if any videos need uploading on the collection. Plus, I've backed up this wiki and archive.sonichu.com [https://archive.org/details/wiki-sonichucom here] and [https://archive.org/details/wiki-archivesonichucom here] respectively. Hope I've helped out. I'm sorry for starting out here with some sexism comments. I've had bad experiences with girls in my past... [[User:Letter Z|Letter Z]] ([[User talk:Letter Z|talk]]) 20:30, 11 January 2015 (UTC)<br />
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== Unable to make new pages ==<br />
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Hi. I am unable to make new pages because even though it gives me a notice about needing to play a game to prove I'm human, it doesn't show me the game. I'd like a little help with this, please. --[[User:FromtheWordsofBR|FromtheWordsofBR]] ([[User talk:FromtheWordsofBR|talk]]) 19:40, 18 January 2015 (UTC)<br />
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== CWCki ==<br />
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Why does this wiki exist? Is it because [[Chris]] is just about everything bad a human can be? :P [[User:Letter Z|Letter Z]] ([[User talk:Letter Z|talk]]) 18:50, 27 January 2015 (UTC)<br />
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== DVD photos ==<br />
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Hello. I was just browsing through the video of Chris's old DVD that he released in 2007. There is a big disparity between the images shown on the video and the images found in "Category:DVD slideshow images." While many of the missing images are scattered around the CWCki, there are many shown on the video that I've never seen before and I can't find anywhere on the CWCki. For some reason, the slideshow images were uploaded to the CWCki in bits and pieces by different users. My question is, do you or any other old-timers know if these images are saved somewhere? Where did they come from originally? When Chris gave PandaHalo a copy of the scrapbook, did she also get the old photos? <br />
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I would like to restore this photo album, and I'd like to get my hands on a few particularly interesting photos. Any assistance would be welcome. Thanks. --[[User:Asperhes|asperhes]], 1/31/15.<br />
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*[[PandaHalo|Panda]] dropped an entire .rar or something along those lines of the DVD slideshow. If I'm not mistaken, she did a drop of the DVD slideshow and then of his scrapbook. I'm curious what images may be missing. I remember I was the person who initially uploaded all the images from that .rar, one by one so it's plausible I might have missed one. It's been a while since I've seen the DVD slideshow but I don't recall seeing images that weren't in the DVD. <br />
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:It's possible that the images you're thinking of are on here, but not properly categorized. Unfortunately, there are many things on here not properly categorized and personally I'm leaning on that explanation. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] ([[User talk:Champthom|talk]]) 14:20, 5 February 2015 (UTC)<br />
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== Favicon ==<br />
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MediaWiki noob here. I don't know who else to talk to, and you seem to be pretty well-versed in the workings of the site. I made a Favicon for the CWCki, but I don't know who to send it to in order to get it on the site. Would you know what to do about that? This is what it looks like: [[File:Chris pokeball.png]]<br />
[[User:Pwnisher248|Pwnisher248]] ([[User talk:Pwnisher248|talk]]) 03:27, 22 February 2015 (UTC)<br />
* I swore we had a favicon, must have been lost at some point. That's a fine looking one, I'll see what I can do. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] ([[User talk:Champthom|talk]]) 13:17, 24 February 2015 (UTC)<br />
* Cool. I'm a noob so I couldn't figure out how to get rid of the white border, but someone who knows this stuff better than me could. [[User:Pwnisher248|Pwnisher248]] ([[User talk:Pwnisher248|talk]]) 17:23, 24 February 2015 (UTC)<br />
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== Retiring from the CWCki? ==<br />
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Hi Champ, just wanted to check: are you going to retire from the CWCki in addition to the forums? --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 15:08, 26 February 2015 (UTC)<br />
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== Broken MediaFire Links ==<br />
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Hello, so all across the wiki are broken Mediafire links, and it's pretty bad. Is there any way that these links could be repaired by reuploading the appropriate files so that the public can download them? By the way, I've reuploaded a lot of Chris material on the Internet Archive (including two YouTube videos blocked off in the U.S.): https://archive.org/search.php?query=subject%3A%22christian+weston+chandler%22. I could upload the material (or you guys can) on to the Internet Archive, where they try to preserve anything that is digital.<br />
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I originally posted this on the Main Page's talk, but seeing that you were around for so long, I thought you can probably repair a lot of the links. [[User:Letter Z|Letter Z]] ([[User talk:Letter Z|talk]]) 22:10, 6 March 2015 (UTC)<br />
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==Can You Lock The A-Logging Page?==<br />
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I added some guy named [[User:Hagibor|Henry Panfil]] to the Wall of A-Logging Shame (seriously, if wanting to see Chris chop his own dick off doesn't qualify you I don't know what does). Now he keeps chimping out and re-editing the page with unrelated shit. I don't mind people talking shit on me, but I don't want to see it done on unrelated pages. My apologies if I'm in the wrong here. [[User:Newwaveknight|Newwaveknight]] ([[User talk:Newwaveknight|talk]]) 20:56, 2 April 2017 (UTC)<br />
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Champ's retired man. The last thing he ever did over here was from last year, and he said on the CWCki Club that he will no longer be really active. Go yell at [[User:Canine|Canine] instead. -[[User:Windows OS|Windows OS]] ([[User talk:Windows OS|talk]]) 22:45, 2 April 2017 (UTC)</div>
Windows OS
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Son-Chu_Review&diff=205411
Son-Chu Review
2017-04-02T22:03:09Z
<p>Windows OS: </p>
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<div>'''Son-Chu Review''' is a video released by Chris on 2 April 2017. It appears to be a showcase of [[Son-Chu]] and other [[Chris and art|disfigured]] [[Amiibo|toys]].<br />
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This video is the longest that Chris has ever done, clocking in at just over 48 minutes. It seems that while Chris has disabled ratings on the video, he didn't disable comments.<br />
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==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Son-Chu Review<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=SYM4lTW_jOI}}<br />
| stardate = 2 April 2017<br />
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian<br />
| subject = {{Cwcville Shopping|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
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'''Description'''<br />
{{quotebox|Something New from the Sonichu and Rosechu world finally able to be made, (Autobot) Son-Chu (formerly a Ford Escort station wagon, now a 2010 Ford Focus car). Fully Painted, customized and all that, and Personally/Officially Dubbed the Official Son-Chu Figure on March 17, 2017. Sanju!!!<br />
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**Son-Chu Bio on package card: "The city of Cwcville, VA; defended greatly, between the team of Sonichus and Rosechus, the creator, Chrstine W. Chandler, and a group of five brave Autobots, led by Son-Chu; locally known as the Samurai Pizza Bots, as they work delivering pizzas (and Son-Chu driving Miss Chandler around) while in hiding until when needed. Not only the Decepticons, but transforming robots created by the team of Count Graduon as well, attack the city to try to take it over and break up all loving relationships worldwide. When the offensives are too big for the Sonichus and Rosechus to handle, Son-Chu and his group are there to blast the villains off!"<br />
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**Read and Listen to video for the details of the Son-Chu Figure Giveaway (deadline April 30, 2017).<br />
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-[[Stamps|Buy the Stamp Covers, and the highly-sentimental book of mine, on my ebay shop, here...]]<br />
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-CWC Skylander Figure and Card Review Video...<br />
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Windows OS
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Financhu_Crisis&diff=205341
Financhu Crisis
2017-03-31T00:50:15Z
<p>Windows OS: Added some "See also" links to more pages related to money</p>
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<div>[[File:Please, Donate (720p).mp400001.png |thumb|400px|Chris's online activity for much of 2016]]<br />
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{{Begging Counter}}<br />
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The '''Financhu Crisis''' is a term coined by users from [[CWCki Forums|Kiwi Farms]] to describe the steep decline in the Chandler family's financial management beginning in early [[2016]]. <br />
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Signs of the Chandlers' worsening finances were made apparent by the increasing amounts of begging videos and donation requests on [[YouTube]] and [[Facebook]].<br />
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Given that [[Barb]] is elderly on a [[tugboat|fixed income]], and [[Chris]] is [[stress|''lazy'']] on a fixed income, one could only bleakly speculate what will happen when Chris is eventually left to fend for himself once Barb passes away.<br />
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==Background==<br />
[[File:Financhu Wordle.png |thumb|400px|A wordcloud of the videos and Facebook posts Chris made during the Financhu Crisis. Note how big "money" and "donations" are...]]<br />
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To this day, the Chandlers' financial woes are caused by their own irresponsible behaviors. Chris, [[Chris and money|learning absolutely nothing over the years]], has squandered any available money on [[Lego|children's toys]], [[PS4|video games]], [[McDonalds|fast food]], and [[sex toys]]. Barb, on the other hand, has simply been ignoring long-term debts and letting them pile up to alarming amounts, armed only with vain hopes that her manbaby would raise money for her bills.<br />
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'''Chris''' has made some efforts to generate income for the household over the past few years (bar that of [[Stress|actually finding a job]]), which included opening an [[Etsy|Etsy shop]] in [[2015]]. However, any profits gained would immediately go straight to toy purchases, an irresponsible move that would to turn out to be a recurring problem that keeps the Chandlers in the red. The shop would eventually shut down from Chris lazily not fulfilling Etsy orders, but he would still find some revenue by the occasional [[eBay]] sales of select merch from the [[14 Branchland Court|hoard]]. To further compound the issue, Chris has been instilled with a very real belief that [[fans]] are willing to drop large sums of money into his bank account [[Chris and his ego|for nothing]], an expectation that has since been strengthened by the $1,000 donation by [[DStecks]] in [[September 2015]]. This belief would take on the form of the many begging videos that highlight the saga to this day.<br />
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'''Barb''' seems to have outstanding debts that dwarfs Chris' financial handiwork. On [[September 2016]], she faced lawsuits from Discover and Capital One for failing to pay the large amounts of her credit card debt, according to Virginia District Court records. It is worth noting that it takes a lot of ignored [[Trolls|debt collector]] calls over a long period of time to get a simple credit card debt escalated to a lawsuit, suggesting that Barb may have been outright ignoring making any payments to her credit cards. Only time will tell if more creditor companies begin to sue Barb for her neglect. In [[August 2016]], Chris revealed that the household is still under a mortgage of $115,000, introducing a far more worrying debt looming over the horizon. <br />
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Both Chris and Barb continue to barely stay afloat with their lives thanks to their own [[tugboat]]s, but their inactive lifestyle and reckless spending will not last forever at this rate.<br />
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Despite it all, '''Chris has not once attempted to find a job'''.<br />
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==Outstanding Debts==<br />
This table summarizes various unpaid debts charged to credit cards and other owed amounts between Chris and Barb over the course of the "Financhu Crisis". Keep in mind that these are only amounts found by [[CWCki|Christorians]] via Chris' online posts and Virginia District Court public records.<br />
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On 30 November 2016, Chris started a [[Patreon]] with a goal of '''$250,000'''; he estimates $200,000 to pay off the mortgage and other debts, plus an extra $50,000 for himself, [[Chris and negotiation|just ''because'']].<br />
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{| class="wikitable sortable"<br />
|-<br />
!data-sort-type="date"|Date<br />
!data-sort-type="string"|Item<br />
!data-sort-type="currency" |Amount ($)<br />
|-<br />
|1 March 2016<br />
|PS4 purchase (with credit card)<br />
!style="text-align:right;" |540.00<br />
|-<br />
|16 March 2016<br />
|Discover Bank court case<br />
!style="text-align:right;" |4,706.93<br />
|-<br />
|16 April 2016<br />
|Payday loan<br />
!style="text-align:right;" |3,000.00<br />
|-<br />
|31 August 2016<br />
|Mortgage (revealed on Facebook)<br />
!style="text-align:right;" |115,000.00<br />
|-<br />
|14 September 2016<br />
|Capital One court case<br />
!style="text-align:right;" |15,906.99<br />
|- class="sortbottom"<br />
!style="background-color:#E9E9E9; text-align:right;", colspan="2"|Total<br />
!style="font-weight:bold;color:#FF0000"|$139,153.92<br />
|}<br />
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==Chris's Frivolous Spending==<br />
[[File:Had-to-pay-3fyhaf (credit to Gunslinger).png|thumb|300px|A recurring theme throughout the Crisis.]]<br />
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Like any terminally irresponsible adult, Chris likes to keep his [[bedroom]] filled with toys, while [[Chris and money|keeping his wallet empty]]. Below is an list of the known expenses Chris has made during the Financhu Crisis, collected from online postings and eBay purchase history. Some amounts are estimated, but all amounts are debilitating.<br />
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{| class="wikitable sortable"<br />
|-<br />
!class="unsortable"|Item<br />
!data-sort-type="currency" |Amount ($)<br />
|-<br />
|New PS4 console<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/internet-detective-proves-chris-bought-the-ps4-himself.18249/</ref>.<br />
!style="text-align:right;" |540.00<br />
|-<br />
|About 30 game purchases for the PS4<ref>http://psnprofiles.com/Sonichu&completion=all&order=played&pf=ps4#content</ref>.<br />
!style="text-align:right;" |500.00<br />
|-<br />
|[https://shop.lego.com/en-US/Firehouse-Headquarters-75827 $350 Ghostbusters lego set], bought on eBay<ref name=l>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/chris-spent-over-425-on-ebay-last-month.19451/</ref> for ''higher''.<br />
!style="text-align:right;" |425.88<br />
|-<br />
|Transformers action figures<ref>[[List of toys#Transformers: Titans Return]]</ref>.<br />
!style="text-align:right;"|577.00<br />
|-<br />
|[[Naru]], a dakimakura pillow (or ''hug pillow'').<br />
!style="text-align:right;"|90.00<br />
|-<br />
|Skylanders toys<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_toys#Skylanders</ref><ref>[[Skylanders Imaginators Leader Christine W Chandler: random Review N' Stuff]]</ref>.<br />
!style="text-align:right;"|195.00<br />
|-<br />
|Pokemon merchandise<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_toys#Pokemon</ref><ref>[[List of toys#Bought in 2017 from eBay]]</ref><br />
!style="text-align:right;"|181.79<br />
|-<br />
|Amiibo (Smash series "Pit")<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_toys#Nintendo_Amiibos</ref><br />
!style="text-align:right;"|12.99<br />
|-<br />
|"I'm Done Adulting" T-Shirt<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/screenshot-www-facebook-com-2016-10-03-14-31-36-png.141291/</ref><br />
!style="text-align:right;"|23.99<br />
|-<br />
|Lego Dimensions (assorted sets)<ref>[[List of toys#Lego Dimensions]]</ref><ref>[[List of toys#Bought in 2017 from eBay]]</ref><br />
!style="text-align:right;"|203.00<br />
|-<br />
|My Little Pony-themed card sleeves<ref>[[List of toys#Bought in 2017 from eBay]]</ref>.<br />
!style="text-align:right;"|13.54<br />
|- class="sortbottom"<br />
!style="background-color:#E9E9E9; text-align:right;", colspan="1"|Total<br />
!style="font-weight:bold;color:#FF0000"|$2,763.19<br />
|}<br />
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==2016 Timeline==<br />
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===March===<br />
*1st - Chris buys a PS4, worth $540, from Fingerhut (using a credit card)<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/internet-detective-proves-chris-bought-the-ps4-himself.18249/</ref>.<br />
*16th - Barb is found guilty in a debt case involving Discover Financial Services. The judgement states that she owes $4,706.93<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/barb-sued-by-discover-bank.18379/page-28#post-1324090</ref>.<br />
*19th - Chris spends $425 on a single Lego set<ref name=l/>, available for $75 less on the lego website.<ref>https://shop.lego.com/en-US/Firehouse-Headquarters-75827</ref><br />
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===April===<br />
*12th - [[Please, Donate|Chris begs]]. This video is notable for being the first video devoted to asking for money.<br />
*16th - It's revealed that Chris borrowed $3,000 from a payday loan<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-spent-over-425-on-ebay-last-month.19451/page-13#post-1392146</ref>.<br />
*24th - [[Donation Request|Chris begs]] again, this time without offering crafts in exchange.<br />
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===May===<br />
*4th - The donations listing on Chris's Etsy shop is removed, presumably for violating TOS<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/fb-4-29-chris-is-excited-about-ratchet-clank-totes-swag.20150/page-10#post-1434759</ref>.<br />
*9th - Chris spends $60 on his [[waifu|waifu]].<br />
*23rd - The Chandlers pay $616.52 for the first half of 14BC's 2016 [[:File:Property tax 2016 part1.png|property tax]].<br />
*23rd - [[Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.|Chris begs]] for bananas. He also [[Live Game Stream - Uncharted|announces]] the debut of a Support button on his Youtube channel to replace the Etsy listing.<br />
*25th - Chris begs [[May 2016 Facebook posts#Etsy listing removal|in a Facebook post]] while reminding readers that Etsy removed his donation listing and that he has a Support button on Youtube instead.<br />
*26th - Chris begs [[May 2016 Facebook posts#Uncharted video and donations|on Facebook]], links to his game stream of Uncharted and repeats his statements from the 25th.<br />
*28th - Chris spends nearly $100 on Transformers<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/</ref>.<br />
*29th - Chris spends another $30 on his waifu<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/page-8#post-1498444</ref>.<br />
*31st - Chris spends $150 more on Transformers<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/page-6#post-1496692</ref>.<br />
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===June===<br />
*8th - Chris's Etsy shop is closed<ref>[[Etsy#Shop Closure]]</ref>, presumably for failing to send orders.<br />
*11th - [[Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation|Chris begs]] for money in the same video in which he announces that his shop is closed. Starting from this video, Chris adds his begging to the video descriptions.<br />
*14th - Chris begs to have $100 for Barb's asthma medicine, in [[Donations Required, Serious. Please help|two]] [[Donations Requested, Please|videos]] which feature Barb.<br />
*17th - [[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 1|Chris begs]] to have $200 for an electric bill, while reading a fanfic called "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness".<br />
*19th - [[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 2|Chris begs]], again saying he wants $200 for an electric bill, and also wanting food money, while reading another chapter of Bluebird. <br />
*19th - Chris wants to become a [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|prostitute]], in an attempt to get both money and china.<br />
*26th - Chris begs his half-brother [[Cole Smithey|Cole Smithey]] for financial help, while simultaneously insulting him for "pissing and burning" the money he earns from working as a movie critic on apartment rent<ref>[[June 2016 Facebook posts#O brother, where art thou?]]</ref>.<br />
*29th - [[Announcement 06292016|Chris begs]], saying that even though he got donations, he wants more because "we could still do better," before reading the third chapter of Bluebird.<br />
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===July===<br />
*1st - Chris pays his $541 court costs for pepper-spraying a Gamestop employee in 2014<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/7-1-chris-paid-his-court-costs.22142/</ref>.<br />
*8th - [[Rainbows Unicorns and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 4|Chris begs]] while reading chapter four of Bluebird.<br />
*9th - [[Announcement 20160709|Chris begs]] in a long rant, saying he is stressed from dealing with finances. He mentions a mortgage among the bills. He wants food money for himself, Barb and their pets.<br />
*10th-11th - [[HELP, PLEASE!!!|Chris begs]] in a series of four videos, wanting $20 or $50. He demeans himself on camera to get people to donate. Finally, he thanks people for sending the "minimum $20" before begging to have money for Barb's teeth.<br />
*13th - [[Donations Further Requested, Please|Barb begs]] to have money for her dental work.<br />
*13th - Chris finally decides to sell some of his toys to raise money. He lists one Pokemon card on eBay for $50.<ref>[[July 2016 Facebook posts#Chris Offers a Pokemon Card for Sale]]</ref><br />
*14th - Chris lists two more Pokemon cards on eBay, for $100 each.<br />
*15th - Chris begs for food money in a [[July 2016 Facebook posts#"I'm not on drugs!"|Facebook post]], complaining that people aren't willing to donate anymore.<br />
*18th - [[Update 20160718|Chris begs]] for money in the same video in which he reads an anniversary dedication, while expecting to be paid $50 for it.<br />
*18th - One of the $100 Pokemon cards Chris listed on eBay is sold<ref>http://offer.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewBidsLogin&item=282101638696</ref>.<br />
*20th-22nd - Chris produces [[Paid Video Requests|eight videos]] to earn money from his fanbase.<br />
*23rd - Chris returns to begging [[July 2016 Facebook posts#2 Strikes on Youtube|on Facebook]]. He also announces that "this window is for Donations Only. No video requests until further notice," after his Youtube account receives its second strike against it for violating policy on "nudity or sexual content" after [[Paid Video Requests#Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies|a video]] he uploaded on the 22nd got reported. He [[:File:Cwc-crayolasword-stitched.png|also begs]] to a Kiwi Farms user named crayolasword who asks him about the situation.<br />
*24th - Chris announces [[July 2016 Facebook posts#I have grown a labia!|on Facebook]] that he has grown a labia using subliminal frequencies found on Youtube. He also requests donations for gender reassignment.<br />
*26th - Three days after being barred from uploading videos to his CwcvilleGuardian Youtube account, Chris circumvents the ban by [[Paid Video Request Reminder|uploading to another account]], restarting the Paid Video Requests program and accepting offers for $10-$50.<br />
*28th - Chris makes one sale on the video program.<br />
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===August===<br />
<center><gallery><br />
File:Barb capitalone.png|Capital One Bank vs Barb<br />
File:Dogcourtcase2.png|Chris fined - No county dog tag 2<br />
File:Dogcourtcase1.png|Chris fined - No rabies certificate 2<br />
</gallery></center><br />
*4th - Barb is sued by yet another bank. The hearing will take place on September 14th.<br />
*5th - Chris pays $121 in court costs and fines for failing to acquire proper certifications for his dogs.<br />
*5th - Chris begs for donations in [[August 2016 Facebook posts#House Cleaning|a Facebook post]] and asks for tubes of [[Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To.|Oestrogel]] to be sent to him.<br />
*9th - Chris relists the Birthday Pikachu card on eBay for $500 and begs people to "Buy It Now and help me and my family."<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Buy this $3,000 VHS tape]]</ref> He also offers a VHS tape of Aladdin for $3,000.<ref>http://www.ebay.com/itm/282128626463</ref><br />
*11th - Chris begs [[Cole Smithey|Cole Smithey]] for financial help again, this time by saying, "Hey! Cole!!! Get off of your ass and apologize and make peace with us here, In Person, and Help Us Financially, Please."<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts|Get off your ass, Cole!]]</ref><br />
*31st - Chris begs his audience [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Who wants to pay our mortgage?!|on Facebook]] to pay his mortgage of $115,000.<br />
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===September===<br />
<center><gallery><br />
File:Barb vs Capital One Bank result.png|Capital One Bank court ruling.<br />
</gallery></center><br />
*12th - Chris is spotted and photographed at a [[Card Games#Toys "Я" Us|Toys "Я" Us]] buying two tins of Pokemon Cards, two days before his mother goes to court.<br />
*14th - Greene County's court rules that Barb owes $15,906.99 in unpaid debt to Capital One bank.<br />
*19th - Chris begs in [[September 2016 Facebook posts#Another new cat|a Facebook post]], while showing off his new pet cat. He wants money to cover bills for the second half of the month, one paragraph after stating that he needed "allowance fun" to get a break from [[stress]] in the first half of the month.<br />
*27th - Chris claims in a [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|video]] that the "fickle finances" are improving for him and Barb, shortly before playing with his newly-bought Transformers toys, showing that he is unaware or does not care about the fact that his mother legally owes over $20,000 as a result of the two lawsuits filed against her in 2016 or that the property tax for their house will be due in two months.<br />
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===October===<br />
*18th - Chris resumes begging in a [[I'm sick; we need money donations; no video requests for a while|video]], saying that he is sick and that he is running low on chicken noodle soup and money. Notably, he had spent $160 buying Transformers toys on Ebay in the weeks beforehand<ref>[[List of toys#Transformers: Titans Return]]</ref>.<br />
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===November===<br />
<center><gallery><br />
File:Receipt for a penny - credit to Philosophy Phil.png|$0.01 donation<br />
</gallery></center><br />
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*9th - Chris, in response to the election, films a [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid|video]] of him destroying a Transformer toy that is meant to represent Donald Trump. The toy was part of the Transformers toy purchase back in September, costing him $25.<br />
*18th - Chris spends $90 on Pokemon<ref>[[Twitter#Ticked off about Pokemon Sun]]</ref><ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Pokemon Sun and Moon networking]]</ref> and Transformers<ref>[[Twitter#More wish list demands]]</ref>.<br />
*21st - The Chandlers pay the second half of their 2016 property tax for 14 Branchland Court, costing them $616.52<ref>[[:File:Propertytax2016paid.png]]</ref>.<br />
*21st - Chris [[Help, please|makes another video]] to beg for donations again. He also [[Twitter#Help, please|posts]] to Twitter, saying, "We need more money, please. The Mortgage people are [[Kick the Autistic|kicking us again]]. Please send money to me via PayPal."<br />
*22nd - Chris reacts to a penny donated by a troll<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-6#post-1893900</ref>, [[Twitter#We need more than a penny|tweeting]], "We need Donations larger than a penny apiece. Please try to give us $10 or a Lot more than that."<br />
*30th - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Barb pawns jewelry, Chris decides to join Patreon|posts]] that he will join [[Patreon]], after Barb had to pawn a necklace, which she had to sell at a significant loss for $325, to pay debts/bills.<br />
*30th - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Another wish list update|updates]] his Christmas [[wish list]], to remove the $50 Transformers toy<ref>http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx?product=HAS25156&mode=retail Chris mentioned this shop listing</ref>, named "Alpha Trion and Astrotrain," which he had bought. He does not pawn this, or any of his other toys, to help Barb; instead, he makes [[The Alpha Trion/"Young Warrior" Challenge|a video of himself playing with it]].<br />
*30th - Chris launches his [[Patreon]] account. He states that he wants $200,000 to pay the "home's finances, including the Mortgage and Credit Cards." He also says he wants an extra $50,000 for "[[List of toys|rainy day(s)]]"<br />
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===December===<br />
*1st - Chris updates his [[Patreon]] with more gifts, consisting of merchandise from Skylanders [[Chris and his Ego#Fixation on self-image|customized to appear like his in-game avatar]] (which would be produced by that company) and clarifies that he wants $250,000 total, rather than per month, showing that he still has unrealistic views on how much he can scam out of people.<br />
*2nd - Chris uploads [[Alpha Trion/"Young" warrior challenge explained]], in which he plugs his Patreon channel while playing with expensive Transformers toys.<br />
*19th - Barb wants to sell a [[Craigslist#Riding lawn tractor|riding lawn tractor]] for $595.<br />
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==2017 Timeline==<br />
===January '17===<br />
*4th - Chris [[January 2017 Facebook Posts#Inability to feel like drawing and writing the stories|whines]] about having "head of household worries," like the bills and debt; however, instead of Adulting and applying for a job, he begs to have $500 a month.<br />
*13th - Over three weeks after the original lawn tractor ad was taken down from [[Craigslist]] due to a ween, Chris finally realized what happened and re-posted it, still asking for $595. In the meantime, he had bought over $100 worth of [[Z-Ring Fun Extra|Pokemon]] and [[Skylanders Imaginators Leader Christine W Chandler: random Review N' Stuff|Skylanders]] toys and had made videos of himself playing with them.<br />
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===February '17===<br />
*16th - Chris uploads [[A browsing around an ol' playground]], in which he begs for money before showing footage of himself walking around a playground.<br />
*17th - One day after begging for handouts of $10 per person, Chris plays a newly-purchased video game level for ''Lego Dimensions'', ''The Lego Batman Movie Story Pack'', which had been released on 10 February with a cost between $35-$50<ref>https://psnprofiles.com/trophies/3900-lego-dimensions/Sonichu</ref>.<br />
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===March '17===<br />
*1st - Chris offers parts of [[March 2017 Facebook Posts#Selling Bob's stamp collection|Bob's stamp collection]] for sale.<br />
*2nd - Chris spends $50.25 on toys after making $68 (minus the cost of shipping) from selling his father's stamps.<ref>[[List of toys#Bought in 2017 from eBay]]</ref><br />
*3rd - Chris lists his [[EBay#Chris's stamp album|personal stamp album]] for $1,000.<br />
*7th - Chris buys Lego World for the PS4 on its release date<ref>https://psnprofiles.com/trophies/5906-lego-worlds/Sonichu</ref> for $30, erasing the last of the profit he had made from selling stamps, even though he had claimed to need the money for paying bills.<br />
*13th - He spends another $9 on Transformers.<ref>[[List of toys#Bought in 2017 from eBay]]</ref><br />
*19th - Chris [[March 2017 Facebook Posts#Please buy stamps|begs on Facebook]] for people to buy more stamps, saying "[[Lie|My mother and I can Really do with the money]]." At that point, he had made $85 in sales then quickly spent $90 on toys.<ref>[[List of toys#Bought in 2017 from eBay]]</ref> <ref>[[List of Chris's video games#PlayStation 4 (PS4)]]</ref><br />
*19th - White knights spring into action and purchase seven stamps, totaling $41.50. Five were bought by a single person (at $34) and the rest ($7.50) by two others.<br />
*19th - Chris lies about wasting stamp money on toys, claiming in Facebook's comments section that he "did NOT buy any lego sets" and that the money went towards "our debtor payments" instead.<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Chris and money]] - A more general overview of Chris's finances<br />
*[[Chris and business]] - Chris's attempts to make money outside of begging<br />
*[[DStecks]] - Some argue that his donation inspired Chris's shameless begging<br />
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==Sources==<br />
<references/><br />
[[Category:Sagas]]<br />
[[Category:Things bought with taxpayer money]]</div>
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{{Quote|I will see to that website's demise, or my name isn't Christian Weston Chandler.|[[Christopher Weston Chandler]]<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008]]</ref>}}<br />
'''Encyclopedia Dramatica''' (a.k.a. '''ED''' and '''æ''') is a satirical wiki and the home to the Chris-Chan page that introduced Chris to the world at large in [[2007]] and made him a popular target for [[trolling]].<br />
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==ED discovers Chris==<br />
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In late October 2007, Chris drew the attention of the folks in a forum at [[Wikipedia:Something Awful|Something Awful]], a comedy website. Shortly thereafter, the good people at [[4chan]] also trained their lasers on Chris. Topics of discussion included his [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comic]], his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|website]], and his [[MySpace]] page. [[Anna]]'s blog story, "[[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer]]," was also uncovered. The wealth of information and its lulzworthiness prompted the Anon later known as [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] to create the original Chris-chan page on Encyclopedia Dramatica, on 3 November 2007. Within two years it underwent over 5,000 revisions and became arguably the most popular page on the site.<ref>[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]</ref><br />
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==Chris discovers ED==<br />
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Almost immediately, Chris discovered his ED page, during what he called "the worst weekend of my life."<ref>[[Chris emails 2007#November]]</ref> He was horrified by the explicit fan art, what he would later call "Dark Parodic Shit."<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Dark parodic shit]]</ref> He was especially enraged by the inclusion of a recent photo of himself, surreptitiously taken at [[The Game Place]] by [[Mimms]] and uploaded to 4chan by [[Lucas]].<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]</ref> "A hacking terrorist group, Anonymous, and 4Chan are somehow involved in that page as well," he intoned.<br />
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Chris's initial response to this character assassination was civil. He uploaded a [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|video]] on 7 November, addressed to ED, requesting that the page be removed on the grounds that it misinterpreted his noble and innocent person. Within a few days, however, he opted to take efforts to personally delete or [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|edit]] the page.<br />
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After a considerable amount of bitching, Chris posted this gem on the ED talk page:<br />
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{{quotebox|I AM ADDING THE [[Rule 34|POSITIVITY]] THIS HELL-HOLE OF A WEBSITE NEEDS; you just do not appreciate the POSITIVITY I AM ADDING TO THE PAGE. What I am doing is a STAND against OFFENSIVE, UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED [[Pickle|Additions]] to ANY Female Image. What I am doing is a STAND for EVERY SINGLE WOMAN Everywhere, because NO WOMAN would EVER want such a Horrific Twist of Fate. What I am doing is a STAND against the VERY THING that is NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!!<br />
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So, Draw Breasts, [[china|Vaginas]], Uterus, Ovaries and the God-Given Eggs within them, you [[Duck|Two-Inch Short]] [[Pickle|Dick-HEADS!!!!!!!!]]<br />
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Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler, A Man For The Women, For the [[Women's Rights]], For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace.<br />
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P.S. [[Chris and hypocrisy|Grow a BACKBONE and GO ASK WOMEN OUT AS WELL, YOU TROLLS!]]}}<br />
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Chris then returned, admitting defeat after his tard rage:<br />
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{{quotebox|Months ago, I have found from this page being the first of a number hate against me, Christian Weston Chandler. *[[sigh]]* Among the number of you all, my name has been dragged through the mud, my e-mail and MySpace have been hacked for the e-mail information and random information that have been twisted into mockery of [[obesity|my person]], [[Chris and sex|my integrity]], [[List of Chris's lies|my honesty]], [[Ryan Cash|my compassion]], [[heart level|my heart]], [[Chris and religion|my soul]], [[autism|my being]]. Not only that, but the names of my two best gal-pals, [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]], and my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], have also been dragged through the mud of mockery along with mine. Not only were [[heart level|my feelings were hurt greatly]], but also those of [[Megan]] and [[Anna]], and a number of my acquaintances within my small social circle were shocked and terrified that such [[trolls|cruelty]], such [[pickle|mockery]], such [[homos|hatred]] was built from the number of those who have added more and more to this disgrace of a description of my [[autism|being]].<br />
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For a while, I was angry and enraged, and I shoved information and drawings regretfully drawn beyond my personal boundries down the throat of the webmasters of the page, in attempt to kill the hype and hatred against me. But No More, I give up on trying to edit the page to be more positive, or to delete the page altogether.<br />
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But I have ONE Question, that I put unto you all, the individuals who have taken part in creating this web page, and I would appreciate an Open, Detailed and Honest Answer from each of you in simple e-mails or reply on this discussion page.<br />
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[[Frequently Asked Questions|Why do you hate me so much?]]<br />
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What did I do against you to cause the hatred against me? What physical or emotional harm have I ensued unto you? Why do you hate me for being myself in this world full of people who can't help but be themselves? I've had nothing against any of you. I don't even know any of you personally, as far as I know. I have nothing that any of you have already, so Why?<br />
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I leave you with that to ponder and ponder again over. <br />
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Sincerely;<br />
<br />
Christian Weston Chandler.}}<br />
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Trying another angle, Chris also encouraged ED to muster as his personal army to go after [[Joshua Martinez]]. Obviously, nobody did what he asked<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20080227084345/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997409947</ref> He also tried to create a page on ED for his "CCWC's Fanart of Horrors" (see: [[troll]] art), but a sysop immediately caught it and redirected it to an anti-Semitic template.<br />
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Chris's meddling with ED was a key reason for the destruction of his relationship with [[Megan]]. On 11 [[November 2007]], in an attempt to "shove so much information down their throats and drown them into taking the page down," Chris uploaded five pornographic drawings to his ED page, including the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]. When Megan found out about the drawing in [[March 2008]], it was the final straw. Chris made more furious efforts to scrub the images from ED, but to no avail. Of course, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|blamed ED for all of this]].<br />
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By late summer [[2008]], Chris had largely given up on direct involvement with ED. Around the spring of [[2009]], he may have posted one or two comments on the ED talk page referring to [[Clyde Cash]]. The first is below. It was deleted fairly quickly.<br />
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{{quotebox|I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the [[heart level|crestfallen emotions]], but I am moving on with my life.<br />
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Also, you'll have to catch me IRL ONLY to [[troll]] me any further. [[fangs|Do you dare?]]<br />
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Peace-Out, Christian Weston Chandler<br />
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--ChrisChanSonichu 22:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC)}}<br />
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There was some dispute over it actually being Chris until he himself confirmed it in the post that followed:<br />
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{{quotebox|Hey, [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE]], you JERK. I said "IN REAL LIFE", not [[PS3|Playstation]]. Also, why don't you be the man you CLAIM to be and face me yourself? You keep sending out your prawns to do your dirty work, you coward. >:-(<br />
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Christian C.}}<br />
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According to Clyde, the above entry was deleted after roughly a minute, probably due to Chris realizing that if he were to ever arrange to meet Clyde, he'd only send his parents anyway.<br />
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==1 April 2009==<br />
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[[Image:ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|left|thumb|Screenshot of ED's front page.]]<br />
[[Image:Chris-chan ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|thumb|Screenshot of the article.]]<br />
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On April Fools' Day 2009, the Chris-chan article was taken down and replaced with a message.<br />
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{{quote|This afternoon, we at Encyclopædia Dramatica have independently decided to remove the Chris-chan article about Christian W. Chandler from our site. We have also removed all references that slander, vilify, demean, or are found to be overly offensive. In plain terms, this ordeal has gone on far too long and gotten far out of hand. We have unfairly focused on him to the point of intruding in his private life and causing him great personal grief, which no person should ever have to endure. This behavior is not in line with our site goals, and we never wanted something like this. Still, we must take complete responsibility for all our actions, both public and private. And that is why we are speaking to you today. But we say to you now that at no time did we ask anyone to lie, hide, or destroy evidence, or to take any other unlawful action.<br />
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We know that his public comments and his silence about this matter gave a false impression. We misled people, including even his family. We deeply regret that. We can only tell you we were motivated by many factors. First, by a desire to protect himself from the embarrassment of his own conduct.<br />
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He was also very concerned about protecting his family. The investigation moved on to his family and friends, then into his private life. And now the investigation itself is under investigation.<br />
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This has gone on too long, cost too much, and hurt too many innocent people.<br />
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Regardless of any public pressure to reinstate the article, it must be stressed that our intrusion on Chris' private life will cease, and we intend to reclaim his family life for his family. Even internet celebrities have private lives. It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get on with our national life. Our website has been distracted by this matter for too long, and we take responsibility for our part in all of this. That is all we can do.<br />
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Now it is time -- in fact, it is past time to move on. We have important work to do -- real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real matters to face.<br />
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And so tonight, we ask you to turn away from the spectacle of the past two years, as we return our attention to all the challenges and all the promise of the next century.<br />
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Thank you. And good night.|ED, <s>in a rare case of moralfaggotry</s> joking.}}<br />
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Not surprisingly, the page was put back up on 2 April.<br />
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==Chris and ED in Retrospect==<br />
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{{quote|I do think it is a little behind [[CWCki|cwcwiki]] [sic] on a few things, though, but that is to be expected.|[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] on the ED article two years after its creation<ref>[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]</ref>}}<br />
[[Image:Drycow.PNG|thumb|Uploaded 12 December 2008, before the new comic, [[Miyamoto]] saga, and [[BlueSpike]] saga]]<br />
For several months prior to the events of the [[BlueSpike]] saga in early 2009, many thought that Chris had dried up, that Chris could go no further. The [[Blanca Weiss#FCTC|FCTC]]'s posting of new pics of Chris's bent [[duck]] in December 2008 prompted an ED admin to lock the talk page and demand satisfaction.<ref>"MINE: What this talkpage is. If you guys continue your faggotry after this protection expires today I will lock it down longer, and then eventually permanently."--Arguecat3, now former ED sysop, 4 December 2008.<br />
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"I say we just delete it. Along with the archives"--Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 5 December 2008.<br />
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"Fuck this article and it's talk page. Stupid discussions unrelated to upkeep and editing are the only thing keeping this shit interesting. You guys take this shit WAY to srsly. Find another retard to stalk fgts"--Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 10 December 2008.</ref><br />
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For a while, the ED page was crammed with misinformation, such as the claim that Chris had attempted to molest [[Patti]], or the idea that Ivy was really [[Kimmi|the blowup doll]]. These rumors were occasionally cleaned out, but trolls and general observers of Chris have since turned to [[CWCki]] to get a more accurate and less biased picture of Chris. TV Tropes once described the CWCki as being "''more accurate and slightly more SFW''" than ED.<br />
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As for Chris himself, the ED page bothered him for years, and presumably still does, but he rarely mentions it anymore. An [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|entire page]] of Chris's website, established in [[December 2009]], was dedicated to "correcting" the evil ED article with his own True and Honest take on the situation. Naturally, it was all about how Chris isn't remotely responsible for anything he has done wrong, and how it's all the fault of his [[autism]] or those DANG DIRTY TROLLS. Gradually, however, Chris's focus on ED died down. He made occasional references,<ref>[[July 2012 Facebook posts#E.D. is back up]]</ref> but his depression and focus on [[CWC's Hallmark Negative Life Events|other enemies]] caused his anger to flag.<br />
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ED itself suffered from schism and dissention in [[April 2011]], when it was redirected to '''Oh Internet''', a more safe-for-work wiki, in an attempt to achieve the site revenue required to stay online. The site included watered-down articles about Chris and Sonichu. In October 2013, Oh Internet silently went offline. Encyclopedia Dramatica returned under several domains: .ch, .se and .es, revived via scraping articles and images from archived websites. Going into 2016, it and the Chris-chan article are still kicking.<br />
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==Chris-chan (forum)==<br />
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[[Image:Edfcwcusers.jpg|thumb|Your average Chris-chan following EDiot.]]<br />
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'''Chris-chan''' was a subforum of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] forums (commonly referred to as '''EDF'''). It was created such that the talk page for the Chris-chan article could be used for its rightful purpose to discuss improving the article.<br />
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Chris indicated in his 13 [[September 2009]] video that he had read the ED forums and had discovered a plan to photoshop images so they looked like they were from a Sonichu game.<ref>[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]</ref> Chris firmly believed this forum to be the main hub for trolling activity, despite other forums and websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]]) having far more significance.<br />
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==Sources==<br />
<references/><br />
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==See also==<br />
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*[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)]]<br />
*[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]<br />
*[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]<br />
*[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]<br />
*[[4-cent garbage]]<br />
*[[Chris-chan (forum)]]<br />
*[[Christian's sex joke]]<br />
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==External links==<br />
*<s>[http://www.mediafire.com/?6m7hk01609e4e7k Google Cache of Chris's ED article]</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)<br />
*[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Chris-chan Archive of Chris's page on the "new" "new" ED, and the TRUE and HONEST "Chris-chan" article]<br />
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20090216213714/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Reldnahc Chris's ED account]<br />
*[http://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/ EDF]<br />
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20120731163509/http://ohinternet.com/Chris-chan Oh Internet article (SFW!)]<br />
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20071104144918/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan Earliest archived version of the "Chris-chan" page on the Wayback Machine.]<br />
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{{The Internet}}<br />
[[Category:Trolling]]<br />
[[Category:Websites]]<br />
[[Category: ED Saga]]<br />
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]</div>
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<div>==To do==<br />
*find some more quotes from Chris on ED, and if someone could find the sauce of the quote I just posted. kthnx. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:15, 10 February 2009 (CET)<br />
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* Add some mention of the new People page, and the new places page (added April 5th.) --[[User:Tregnier2795|Tregnier2795]] 02:16, 7 April 2009 (CEST)<br />
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==Trolls trolling trolls==<br />
Just to clarify, no, I am not butthurt by ED. However, the faggots there were all like "Chris isn't funny anymore, let's delete this article" (and this was before the fake Vote for Deletion) which really wasn't resolved until people saw the sex tape and were like "Holy crap, I didn't realize he could go that low." --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:34, 20 March 2009 (CET)<br />
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== Blocked ==<br />
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*Can anyone access the ED page? I can't, somehow, AT&T or Open DNS blocked ED from my server...--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 07:38, 4 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
** ED is having problems today, as it routinely does. Not a forum etc shh. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 08:01, 4 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== ED has been sold ==<br />
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*Looks like Chris got what he wanted. The page is down and the website has been sold to some unfunny "Know-Your-Meme" type company. Should the page make mention of this or not? [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 19:46, 14 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
:*Herp. My face when it already has been changed. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 19:49, 14 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
::*ED hasn't been sold.<br />
::ED went away because its userbase used it strictly for attack articles and blatant, unfunny racism in its later days. In fact, if you read any of the articles from mid-2010 and beyond, they were fucking tryhard, holding no information nor any satire and were nothing but LOLWUTANIGGERFUKINJEW.<br>There's no one to blame for the loss of ED other than its userbase for not putting in the effort to actually make it what it was meant to be. [[User:Shiny|Shiny]] 21:08, 14 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
:::ED was sold without warning because Girlvinyl (or should I say, Sherrod DeGrippo) is a attention whore and a sellout. Now we do have [http://www.lurkmoarpedia.com Lurkmoarpedia] as a backup and revival, but they're in the process of searching Google's caches (Chris's article is currently text only). [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam &amp; Eggs]] 15:46, 16 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
::::Bullshit Shiny, and considering you're one of the greedy fucking Jews responsible for ED's death anyone who takes what you say seriously is a brain dead moron. The users didn't kill ED they made it interesting to read. You and your fat bitch boss DeGrippo killed ED because she wanted more fucking money. Don't you even dare try to blame the contributers you cunts. By the way, saw OhInternet's article on Know Your Meme "Internet Meme Database known for selling out internet culture for money." Ha ha ha, the utter hypocrisy in this statement.--[[User:Goatselover|Goatselover]] 08:55, 27 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
:::::Go ahead and call me a Jew. ED wasn't sold out. We have every right to blame the contributors for filling it with "NIGGER KIKE TROLL THIS 13 YEAR OLD DEVIANTART NIGGER ASPIE FURFAG KIKE" and making it a cesspool of faggotry. ED was not sold, we had nothing to sell.[[User:Shiny|Shiny]] 08:50, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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WAHHH WAHHHH HOW CAN I PROVE I'M HARDCORE IF ED IS GONE???????? JEWS JEWS JEWS WAHHHHHHHH --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 08:59, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Trying To Save What's Left of the ED Articles ==<br />
*Thankfully Google still has the cache which saved the text on a number of articles. http://www.google.com/search?btnG=1&pws=0&q=site%3Aencyclopediadramatica.com+chris+chan and click "Cached" (it's next to the URL). I don't know how long Google will keep these and I don't know what would be the best way to save this information. I'm going to save the HTML and post it here. It was really lousy of the ED admins to close without notice. [[User:Crow|Crow]] 07:57, 16 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
:*I'm pretty sure I got most of it. Couldn't find some of the Talk pages but I don't think it really matters that much. http://www.mediafire.com/?6m7hk01609e4e7k [[User:Crow|Crow]] 09:01, 16 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==EncyclopediaDramatica.ch==<br />
With the inside job on the death of the old ED, I added the relevant information to the article without going too in-depth on the issue. Before it almost looked as if the article was tacitly directing users to "the new ED at OhInternet which would be a terrible lie. <br />
Needless to say, the new ED is on track with well over a million page views and with all the articles but still needing more images of the old ED.<br />
Any work re-adding images to the CWC article would be appreciated since DeGrippo the Hutt and her gang have bleached all the old article images in their goal for a sanitized net. Seeing as most of the images are mirrored on here in some form, it shouldn't be too hard.--[[User:Ror|Ror]] 23:17, 21 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
:I looked over the article to see what images were missing with respect to Chris-stuff a few hours ago. The only ones not there are the ones which have different filenames here, but I'm sure there are still a couple missing images I can replace. I'll look through things in a few hours. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 03:31, 22 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
* ror is a big fat faggot who doesn't understand how the internet works. also probably 13 --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 08:57, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==About the ad revenue thing==<br />
The article says that Ohinternet was created to increase ad revenues, but seeing as 1) that backfired incredibly (as can be seen by the drop in traffic and 100% decrease in URL value) and 2) the people at ED probably aren't that stupid, seeing as they have plenty of experience and a team of supposedly savvy individuals, I have to wonder if that was their intention. Should the ad revenue thing stay in or is that considered unnecessary POV? [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 03:41, 22 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Personally I don't see how this is relevant, as the article should be focusing on ED and how it relates to Chris. But from what Shiny has told me, it's hard to get advertisers when your content is "nigger nigger nigger" though it's possible they've alienated their userbase in the process. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:57, 22 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
**Well I knew my "un NPOV" version of events wouldn't last long, ha. At least the current article isn't as overtly pro "Oh Internet!" anymore. That was pretty much the point, aside from information on the successor site that carried on in the actual spirit of the former ED. I'm sure most users can tell which of the two sites chooses not to dilute any information on the subject. Honestly, I really don't see the point of OhI! aside from the temporary inadvertent visits via redirects from the old url and the fact Google is still showing ED results from the cache. But as a revenue sore it seems pretty poorly thought out. And everyone knows one KnowYourMeme is one too many. So, it is a mystery. --[[User:Ror|Ror]] 05:24, 22 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
*** DUHHH I DONT KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY IT COSTS TO RUN A HIGH TRAFFIC WEBSITE SO I HATE ALL SFW SHIT I AM SO EPICALLY HARDCORE DUHHHHH --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 08:57, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
**** I'd argue that all the Drama going on with ED and Oh!Internet isnt really any of the cwcki's concern, and there's no real reason to document it here. You're just giving the chantards attention. --[[User:Jakkarra|Jakkarra]] 09:04, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Current status? ==<br />
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Couldn't really ask anyone ON ED, so I thought this was the best thing. Has anyone noticed it's been down for like a week now? Is it gone forever, did it move without my knowledge, revamping? What happened to it. This of course means that even the .se links on this page won't work anymore either.--[[User:The World Is Yours|The World Is Yours]] 09:42, 20 September 2013 (PDT)<br />
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* It's at a new domain at .es now. http://encyclopediadramatica.es/ [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 10:27, 20 September 2013 (PDT)<br />
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== Chris-chan (forum) talk page archive==<br />
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===Addition to the trolling community?===<br />
That statement just doesn't seem right to me--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 05:14, 23 December 2009 (CET)<br />
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===To do===<br />
Add a "Typical threads" like from the [[Krapple]] article. I couldn't think of anything funny. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:39, 20 September 2009 (CEST)<br />
*Done. They all link to the origninal topics, too. Tell me what you think. --[[User:Anon1Guardian|Anon1Guardian]] 21:28, 25 November 2009 (CET)[[Image:anonlaugh.png|50px]]<br />
:*It's even better that you added to actual links. Nice work, I like it a lot. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:56, 25 November 2009 (CET)<br />
::*Yeah. I would have added them to the [[Krapple]] article, but all the old ones are gone. :( --[[User:Anon1Guardian|Anon1Guardian]] 08:59, 26 November 2009 (CET)[[Image:Anonlaugh.png|50px]]<br />
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=== Chatlog ===<br />
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This is a log from #legi0n/#trollparadise from when the Legi0nfags trolled several members of the EDF. --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 07:55, 20 September 2009 (CEST)<br />
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Sep 04 16:46:41 * Cojack (ad51603a@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise<br />
Sep 04 16:47:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Hi!<br />
Sep 04 16:47:04 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Welcome friend.<br />
Sep 04 16:47:21 <Cojack> Well, hello there!<br />
Sep 04 16:47:39 <AlecVanKrause> hallo<br />
Sep 04 16:48:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> How are you?<br />
Sep 04 16:48:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Cojack, RESPOND<br />
Sep 04 16:48:52 * SteveSteve (SteveSteve@anon-9E3C8A8D.pppoe-dynamic.nb.aliant.net) has joined #TrollParadise<br />
Sep 04 16:49:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Why hello stevesteve<br />
Sep 04 16:49:05 * GodBear01|TextOnly gives voice to SteveSteve<br />
Sep 04 16:49:06 <SteveSteve> Oh hello<br />
Sep 04 16:49:16 <AlecVanKrause> hallo SteveSteve<br />
Sep 04 16:49:17 <Cojack> I'm here! I'm just a tad bit busy, I'm sorry. <br />
Sep 04 16:49:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Cojack, do you have a EDidiot account<br />
Sep 04 16:49:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you could help us<br />
Sep 04 16:49:34 <Cojack> How so?<br />
Sep 04 16:49:36 * CWC (79db7c36@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise<br />
Sep 04 16:49:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Oh hi!<br />
Sep 04 16:49:43 <Cojack> There's only so much that I can do.<br />
Sep 04 16:49:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I would have liked to make a thread<br />
Sep 04 16:49:46 <CWC> OM NOM NOM NOM<br />
Sep 04 16:49:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> with this chat URL<br />
Sep 04 16:49:57 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I think everyone needs to know<br />
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Sep 04 16:50:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> about the new troll chat<br />
Sep 04 16:50:09 <Cojack> Well, why can't you?<br />
Sep 04 16:50:18 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I am a junior member<br />
Sep 04 16:50:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ;_;<br />
Sep 04 16:51:08 <Cojack> Oooh! Well, I'm sorry. I suppose keep posting until you have enough to upgrade or whatever. I mean, not spam, but...Yeah. Good idea about the chat, btw. <br />
Sep 04 16:51:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> well <br />
Sep 04 16:52:09 <GodBear01|TextOnly> all you need to do is make a thread and post that tinyurl<br />
Sep 04 16:52:13 <GodBear01|TextOnly> it would help get more people<br />
Sep 04 16:52:16 <GodBear01|TextOnly> we need to rally everyone<br />
Sep 04 16:53:55 <Cojack> Hmm. I suppose so. I'm about to leave, however, so I won't be able to do it right now.<br />
Sep 04 16:54:18 * q0hwqp (54391d7e@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise<br />
Sep 04 16:54:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> hi!<br />
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Sep 04 16:55:43 * theld (vesu@anon-1A37E9EF.hsd1.tn.comcast.net) has joined #TrollParadise<br />
Sep 04 16:56:37 <Cojack> Welcome.<br />
Sep 04 16:57:01 * You've invited NurseJoy to #TrollParadise (yume.ncirc)<br />
Sep 04 16:57:01 * GodBear01|TextOnly invited NurseJoy into the channel.<br />
Sep 04 16:58:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> hi theld<br />
Sep 04 16:58:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> How are you<br />
Sep 04 16:58:53 <theld> Hello.<br />
Sep 04 16:59:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ;_;<br />
Sep 04 17:00:10 <Cojack> Oh, pshaw. Don't cry now. Whose making the thread you mentioned? I would, but I'm really pressed for time. <br />
Sep 04 17:00:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No one is<br />
Sep 04 17:00:31 <GodBear01|TextOnly> We really need more people<br />
Sep 04 17:01:05 <Cojack> I see. <br />
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Sep 04 17:02:44 <Cojack> Well, I need to head out. Good luck, Godbear.<br />
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Sep 04 17:02:57 <GodBear01|TextOnly> fuck<br />
Sep 04 17:10:47 * DrShoggoth (DrShoggoth@anon-83A8E2E7.cust.wildblue.net) has joined #TrollParadise<br />
Sep 04 17:11:00 <DrShoggoth> heh<br />
Sep 04 17:11:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> NO<br />
Sep 04 17:11:04 <DrShoggoth> This may be fun<br />
Sep 04 17:11:04 <GodBear01|TextOnly> JOIN AS NURSE JOY<br />
Sep 04 17:11:12 <DrShoggoth> ok<br />
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Sep 04 17:11:25 * NurseJoy (AbortionDi@anon-83A8E2E7.cust.wildblue.net) has joined #TrollParadise<br />
Sep 04 17:12:30 <NurseJoy> alrighty<br />
Sep 04 17:14:36 * fatniggo (president.@anon-765D03EF.triad.res.rr.com) has joined #TrollParadise<br />
Sep 04 17:14:39 * AlecVanKrause gives channel operator status to NurseJoy<br />
Sep 04 17:31:34 * GhostWriterL (riftwarrio@anon-597A912E.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #TrollParadise<br />
Sep 04 17:31:39 * Derpington (43a0f2ac@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise<br />
Sep 04 17:31:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> WHO ARE YOU<br />
Sep 04 17:31:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU<br />
Sep 04 17:31:47 <NurseJoy> Derpington<br />
Sep 04 17:31:51 <NurseJoy> Do you have...<br />
Sep 04 17:31:52 <NurseJoy> breasts?<br />
Sep 04 17:31:54 <fatniggo> trollsta's paradise<br />
Sep 04 17:31:57 <Derpington> Im a guy<br />
Sep 04 17:32:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> FAGGOT<br />
Sep 04 17:32:04 <SteveSteve> The question stands<br />
Sep 04 17:32:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YOU SUCK DICK<br />
Sep 04 17:32:05 <GhostWriterL> Guys can have breasts<br />
Sep 04 17:32:10 <GhostWriterL> Amazing Atheist has breasts<br />
Sep 04 17:32:13 <Derpington> Yes, I has man boobs\<br />
Sep 04 17:32:13 * GodBear01|TextOnly gives channel operator status to Derpington<br />
Sep 04 17:32:13 <SteveSteve> Chris has breasts<br />
Sep 04 17:32:15 * GodBear01|TextOnly removes channel operator status from Derpington<br />
Sep 04 17:32:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YOU WANT IT BACK<br />
Sep 04 17:32:25 <NurseJoy> Derpington<br />
Sep 04 17:32:31 <NurseJoy> How long is your erect penis?<br />
Sep 04 17:32:32 <GodBear01|TextOnly> POST A PICTURE OF YOUR DICK WITH A TIMESTAMP<br />
Sep 04 17:32:37 <fatniggo> lol<br />
Sep 04 17:32:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> WE WANT IT TO SAY<br />
Sep 04 17:32:42 <GodBear01|TextOnly> "GODBEAR IS MY ONLY GOD"<br />
Sep 04 17:32:49 <GodBear01|TextOnly> WRITE DIRECTLY ONTO YOUR DICK<br />
Sep 04 17:32:52 <Derpington> But I don't believe in god<br />
Sep 04 17:32:55 <SteveSteve> with a picture of a bear also<br />
Sep 04 17:33:01 <NurseJoy> YOU BELIEVE IN GODBEAR<br />
Sep 04 17:33:06 <NurseJoy> THE SHORT NAME<br />
Sep 04 17:33:14 <NurseJoy> OF CWC'S ONE TRUE GOD<br />
Sep 04 17:33:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You believe in two things while on this chat<br />
Sep 04 17:33:24 <NurseJoy> GODJESUSMALLCONDUCTORBEARSONICTHEHEDGEHOGAMERICANRABBITOPTIMUSPRIME<br />
Sep 04 17:33:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you believe in corn<br />
Sep 04 17:33:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and you believe in godbear<br />
Sep 04 17:33:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> or you are a faggot<br />
Sep 04 17:33:33 <SteveSteve> His true name cannot be said by non-autistic tounges<br />
Sep 04 17:33:39 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and don't deserve to be a troll<br />
Sep 04 17:33:42 <NurseJoy> You also believe I'm sexy.<br />
Sep 04 17:33:43 <Derpington> I don't believe in corn either<br />
Sep 04 17:33:53 <NurseJoy> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF<br />
Sep 04 17:34:04 <NurseJoy> Corn is there whether you believe in it or not<br />
Sep 04 17:34:05 * bee (181454de@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise<br />
Sep 04 17:34:07 <GodBear01|TextOnly> BEE<br />
Sep 04 17:34:13 <GodBear01|TextOnly> THIS IS FOR MEN ONLY<br />
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Sep 04 17:34:16 <Derpington> Corn is a ploy to cover up 9/11 though<br />
Sep 04 17:34:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Corn<br />
Sep 04 17:34:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> is god<br />
Sep 04 17:34:21 <GodBear01|TextOnly> GOt it<br />
Sep 04 17:34:23 <GhostWriterL> Corn is a conspiracy created by vegans<br />
Sep 04 17:34:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You don't fuck with corn<br />
Sep 04 17:34:37 <Derpington> It's a 9/11 ploy though<br />
Sep 04 17:34:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You know what.<br />
Sep 04 17:34:51 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You don't know our special story<br />
Sep 04 17:34:53 <GodBear01|TextOnly> DO you?<br />
Sep 04 17:34:55 <Derpington> keep the people pleading for corn and cover 9/11 up<br />
Sep 04 17:35:03 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You don't know about our required reading material<br />
Sep 04 17:35:03 <Derpington> that's their plot<br />
Sep 04 17:35:16 <SteveSteve> How to talk to girls?<br />
Sep 04 17:35:16 <GodBear01|TextOnly> If you want to continue<br />
Sep 04 17:35:18 <NurseJoy> http://www.nvhforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=4669&view=previous<br />
Sep 04 17:35:18 <GhostWriterL> Shoggoth's hentai fanfic?<br />
Sep 04 17:35:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> If you want to<br />
Sep 04 17:35:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> troll chris<br />
Sep 04 17:35:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> for real<br />
Sep 04 17:35:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you will read that<br />
Sep 04 17:35:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> all of it<br />
Sep 04 17:35:48 <Derpington> read that forum<br />
Sep 04 17:35:50 <Derpington> right<br />
Sep 04 17:35:56 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Read the entire thing<br />
Sep 04 17:35:59 <Derpington> aight<br />
Sep 04 17:36:29 <SteveSteve> Read it...and 'enjoy' it<br />
Sep 04 17:36:35 <Derpington> ok<br />
Sep 04 17:36:42 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Don't stop reading it for any reason<br />
Sep 04 17:40:36 <Derpington> Needs moar rape<br />
Sep 04 17:40:43 <Derpington> seriously it just does<br />
Sep 04 17:40:49 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Finish it<br />
Sep 04 17:40:55 <Derpington> I have<br />
Sep 04 17:40:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> oh yeah<br />
Sep 04 17:41:04 <Derpington> Really though, it's not that special<br />
Sep 04 17:41:10 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You didn't read it then<br />
Sep 04 17:41:11 <Derpington> just shinji raping people<br />
Sep 04 17:41:18 <Derpington> no I did<br />
Sep 04 17:41:32 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I don't believe you.<br />
Sep 04 17:41:51 <Derpington> All the characters in Neon were mentally unstable allready<br />
Sep 04 17:42:02 <Derpington> So not much of a surprise if this actually happened<br />
Sep 04 17:42:21 <Derpington> I must say Asuka did deserve it though<br />
Sep 04 17:42:42 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Derpington<br />
Sep 04 17:42:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you are a sick fuck<br />
Sep 04 17:42:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> that no one can help<br />
Sep 04 17:42:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> go back to /b/<br />
Sep 04 17:42:52 * GodBear01|TextOnly has kicked Derpington from #TrollParadise (GodBear01|TextOnly)<br />
Sep 04 17:42:56 <GodBear01|TextOnly> faggot<br />
Sep 04 17:43:02 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I hope he bitches<br />
Sep 04 17:48:16 * DYKES (a44d35ec@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise<br />
Sep 04 17:48:35 <DYKES> hi<br />
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Sep 04 18:00:03 * GodBear01|TextOnly has changed the topic to: Welcome ED, TO THE NEW CHRIS-CHAN CHAT! http://tinyurl.com/trollparadise<br />
Sep 04 18:10:11 * BlurredOut (4512e9da@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise<br />
Sep 04 18:11:06 <BlurredOut> Evening.<br />
Sep 04 18:11:26 <GhostWriterL> HARRO<br />
Sep 04 18:12:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HI!<br />
Sep 04 18:12:13 <GodBear01|TextOnly> WELCOME<br />
Sep 04 18:12:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> DO YOU WANT TO TROLL CHRIS<br />
Sep 04 18:12:30 <BlurredOut> I take it this is mostly for us EDiots from the forums to discuss trolling ideas in a more secure environment.<br />
Sep 04 18:12:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Oh yeah<br />
Sep 04 18:12:49 <BlurredOut> I'm PokerFace on the forum.<br />
Sep 04 18:12:58 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Oh hi pokerface<br />
Sep 04 18:13:04 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You are a really epic troll<br />
Sep 04 18:13:10 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Like clydecash epic<br />
Sep 04 18:13:21 <BlurredOut> Nah, just average if you ask me.<br />
Sep 04 18:13:48 <BlurredOut> I only plan, I rarely do anything REALLY out there. Only thing I can take credit for is causing DestinyMew on Deviant Art some butthurt XD<br />
Sep 04 18:13:58 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Wait<br />
Sep 04 18:14:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Do you know cupcake<br />
Sep 04 18:14:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> can you get him on<br />
Sep 04 18:14:22 <BlurredOut> Cupcake...OH the guy who's been calling the Lumberjack XD<br />
Sep 04 18:14:59 <BlurredOut> Yeah I can go yell at him to get his ass in IRC.<br />
Sep 04 18:16:52 <BlurredOut> So what's all this about Clyde Cash actually having dinner with chris?<br />
Sep 04 18:17:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Well<br />
Sep 04 18:17:08 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ok<br />
Sep 04 18:17:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Feel free to tell the forums<br />
Sep 04 18:17:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ClydeCash visited the Chandlers while they were cleaning up<br />
Sep 04 18:17:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> as a Health Inspector<br />
Sep 04 18:17:35 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Chris almost called him a faggot<br />
Sep 04 18:17:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> but Bob rushed out<br />
Sep 04 18:17:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and invited him in<br />
Sep 04 18:17:53 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Clyde is now in the building looking for the autism papers<br />
Sep 04 18:18:32 <BlurredOut> You know, you always hear about REAL moments of win...but so rarely do you fall flat on your ass laughing so hard.<br />
Sep 04 18:19:03 <GhostWriterL> o.O<br />
Sep 04 18:19:12 <GhostWriterL> So they ARE getting inspected?<br />
Sep 04 18:19:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YEP<br />
Sep 04 18:19:39 <BlurredOut> That's awesome.<br />
Sep 04 18:19:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Make a thread<br />
Sep 04 18:19:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> also get everyone in here<br />
Sep 04 18:20:11 <BlurredOut> And here we were about to send in emails to the local newspaper :p<br />
Sep 04 18:20:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No<br />
Sep 04 18:20:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> We need to rally everyone up<br />
Sep 04 18:20:45 <BlurredOut> Sure, why not? Most EDiots browse or lurk /cwc/<br />
Sep 04 18:21:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> send them this<br />
Sep 04 18:21:06 <GodBear01|TextOnly> http://tinyurl.com/trollparadise<br />
Sep 04 18:21:09 <GodBear01|TextOnly> include that in the post<br />
Sep 04 18:23:00 <BlurredOut> It has been done.<br />
Sep 04 18:23:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :D<br />
Sep 04 18:23:47 <fatniggo> sweet, i can't wait to have all of the best cchan trolls in one room<br />
Sep 04 18:23:53 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Seriously<br />
Sep 04 18:24:01 <BlurredOut> I tell you, if he's busy cleaning for awhile, this gives me more time to hash out the specifics with my "Creamasaur" stuff. So far I got two artists working on it.<br />
Sep 04 18:24:10 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :D<br />
Sep 04 18:24:20 <fatniggo> explain creamasaur, i haven't gotten a chance to see it yet<br />
Sep 04 18:24:44 <BlurredOut> Basically, we're making a Lesbo character to be a love interest with Rosechu.<br />
Sep 04 18:25:28 <GodBear01|TextOnly> sounds great!!<br />
Sep 04 18:25:30 <BlurredOut> We've created this entire character who became so appauled by CWC in public that she turned lesbian. We're also making her claim to be the original creator of Sonichu when she was at PVCC and mentioned it with Chris while discussing how they both liked Soic.<br />
Sep 04 18:25:33 <BlurredOut> Sonic*<br />
Sep 04 18:25:34 <fatniggo> hahahaha!! i love it!<br />
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Sep 04 18:25:59 <BlurredOut> She found out Chris stole the Sonichu idea and is ready to RAAGE.<br />
Sep 04 18:26:07 <GhostWriterL> I thought she was supposed to have made Rosechu?<br />
Sep 04 18:26:10 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HI!<br />
Sep 04 18:26:12 <BlurredOut> We may even have some camwhores portray her as real.<br />
Sep 04 18:26:12 <GhostWriterL> And Chris stole her<br />
Sep 04 18:26:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> WELCOME<br />
Sep 04 18:26:20 <BlurredOut> Well that was the original idea.<br />
Sep 04 18:26:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I am open to camwhores<br />
Sep 04 18:26:26 <GhostWriterL> Hey, Bee could do it<br />
Sep 04 18:26:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> BEE IS DEAD<br />
Sep 04 18:26:48 <BlurredOut> But we figured it'd be more lulzy to just claim he stole FUCKING everything and watch him rage out.<br />
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Sep 04 18:27:37 <BlurredOut> Another trolls suggested we come up with a gay lover for Sonichu...but I'm content to stick with this one.<br />
Sep 04 18:27:42 <GodBear01|TextOnly> hellO!<br />
Sep 04 18:27:52 <BlurredOut> Hey, any incoming EDiots, stay. No seriously.<br />
Sep 04 18:27:53 <GhostWriterL> I wonder if it'd be possible to imply that Family Guy got the inspiration for the "Peter Griffin finds out he's retarded" episode from Chris-Chan<br />
Sep 04 18:27:56 <BlurredOut> Shit is going down.<br />
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Sep 04 18:28:13 <BlurredOut> FAG.<br />
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Sep 04 18:28:20 <fatniggo> well, they did do that episode where peter was dressed up like chrissy<br />
Sep 04 18:28:25 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HELLO EVERYONE<br />
Sep 04 18:28:31 <BFFJILL> Hey<br />
Sep 04 18:28:39 <GhostWriterL> Someone needs to point that out to Chris and make him rage at that, too<br />
Sep 04 18:28:48 <GhostWriterL> Send angry e-mails to Cartoon Network<br />
Sep 04 18:28:56 <GhostWriterL> And get put up on those Adult Swim bumps<br />
Sep 04 18:29:07 <BlurredOut> He would send ANGRY videos....his emails are hard to read because of how RETARDED he is.<br />
Sep 04 18:29:21 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YEAH!<br />
Sep 04 18:29:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> But<br />
Sep 04 18:29:27 <GodBear01|TextOnly> we should add stuff the videos<br />
Sep 04 18:29:30 <BFFJILL> So Clydes with the Health inspectors?<br />
Sep 04 18:29:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> like food<br />
Sep 04 18:29:34 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Nonnono<br />
Sep 04 18:29:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Clyde is posing as a health inspector<br />
Sep 04 18:29:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> he is eating dinner with the chandlers<br />
Sep 04 18:30:10 <BFFJILL> OH.. That is amazing<br />
Sep 04 18:30:10 <BlurredOut> Wonder if he'll break it to them softly...<br />
Sep 04 18:30:11 <GhostWriterL> Tell him to take anti-biotics after he leaves<br />
Sep 04 18:30:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He is searching<br />
Sep 04 18:30:19 <BlurredOut> And even better, maybe he has a WIRE on him.<br />
Sep 04 18:30:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> for the papers<br />
Sep 04 18:30:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ;3 maybe<br />
Sep 04 18:30:32 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Also kacey<br />
Sep 04 18:30:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> about her<br />
Sep 04 18:30:36 <GodBear01|TextOnly> she was from south africa<br />
Sep 04 18:31:17 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Also<br />
Sep 04 18:31:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> today is bob's birthday<br />
Sep 04 18:31:28 <GodBear01|TextOnly> So its a birthday celebration<br />
Sep 04 18:31:33 <BFFJILL> Happy 82nd... <br />
Sep 04 18:31:48 <GodBear01|TextOnly> So clyde is there<br />
Sep 04 18:31:48 <BlurredOut> So I heard XD, I'd feel bad for him if he wasn't so naive.<br />
Sep 04 18:31:51 <GodBear01|TextOnly> with everyone<br />
Sep 04 18:32:01 <BlurredOut> I'l brb, phone.<br />
Sep 04 18:32:02 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He went in alone<br />
Sep 04 18:32:22 <BFFJILL> Hope he doesnt go An hero from what he sees....<br />
Sep 04 18:32:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Who and what do you mean<br />
Sep 04 18:32:40 <BFFJILL> Clyde<br />
Sep 04 18:32:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Clyde is a god<br />
Sep 04 18:32:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> remember<br />
Sep 04 18:32:56 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He doesn't die<br />
Sep 04 18:33:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> And when he does<br />
Sep 04 18:33:03 <GodBear01|TextOnly> another one takes his place<br />
Sep 04 18:33:08 <GodBear01|TextOnly> we have over 200 clydes<br />
Sep 04 18:33:14 <GodBear01|TextOnly> waiting to take the next ones place<br />
Sep 04 18:33:16 <BFFJILL> :0<br />
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Sep 04 18:34:50 <abba149> hi im lost<br />
Sep 04 18:35:06 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Hi<br />
Sep 04 18:35:31 <BFFJILL> So does Clyde has any sort of communication devince, or any way to record this?<br />
Sep 04 18:35:38 <abba149> i was lookin for a 4chan irc and i stumbled into this server<br />
Sep 04 18:35:49 <BlurredOut> And I'm back, so I take it he's almost done there...or at least I hope. Its almost 10pm where Chris is...an we all know how Chris has an insatiable hunger for cock.<br />
Sep 04 18:36:03 <GhostWriterL> Clyde gonna get raped?<br />
Sep 04 18:36:14 <abba149> people like to call me a troll so i came in here<br />
Sep 04 18:36:20 <BlurredOut> Only if he stays there too long.<br />
Sep 04 18:36:31 <BlurredOut> Orly Abba? HOW ARE YOU A TROLL!?<br />
Sep 04 18:36:31 <GhostWriterL> How long has he been there?<br />
Sep 04 18:36:38 <GhostWriterL> A troll?<br />
Sep 04 18:36:42 <GhostWriterL> WTF is a troll?<br />
Sep 04 18:36:46 <abba149> i poke to learn things in a unassuming mannor<br />
Sep 04 18:36:53 <BlurredOut> I see....<br />
Sep 04 18:36:55 <BlurredOut> Tell me<br />
Sep 04 18:36:57 <BlurredOut> Do you.<br />
Sep 04 18:36:58 <BlurredOut> Know<br />
Sep 04 18:37:02 <BlurredOut> About the bird?<br />
Sep 04 18:37:13 <abba149> bird is the word?<br />
Sep 04 18:37:18 <GhostWriterL> Shit, he passed<br />
Sep 04 18:37:21 <BlurredOut> He has passed the test.<br />
Sep 04 18:37:26 <abba149> lol thats and old one<br />
Sep 04 18:37:48 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Oh<br />
Sep 04 18:37:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Hell no<br />
Sep 04 18:37:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No family guy<br />
Sep 04 18:37:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Oh speaking of which<br />
Sep 04 18:38:00 <BlurredOut> :p<br />
Sep 04 18:38:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> we do have a test<br />
Sep 04 18:38:05 <abba149> the song is older then the net<br />
Sep 04 18:38:09 <GodBear01|TextOnly> http://www.nvhforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=4669&view=previous<br />
Sep 04 18:38:10 <GodBear01|TextOnly> read<br />
Sep 04 18:38:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> all of this<br />
Sep 04 18:38:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Don't stop<br />
Sep 04 18:38:17 <fatniggo> the net is 40! is it older than 40?<br />
Sep 04 18:38:22 <fatniggo> probably is now that i think about it<br />
Sep 04 18:38:29 <BlurredOut> Well the song is OLD as hell.<br />
Sep 04 18:38:50 <BlurredOut> but the Jokes has been around since at least the 80s.<br />
Sep 04 18:38:56 <BlurredOut> Family Guy over did it...HORRIBLY.<br />
Sep 04 18:39:04 <BlurredOut> But enough about that shit.<br />
Sep 04 18:39:08 <BlurredOut> THIS IS ABOUT CHRISSY<br />
Sep 04 18:39:12 <abba149> Blurredout you old school<br />
Sep 04 18:39:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Read the entire story<br />
Sep 04 18:39:46 <GodBear01|TextOnly> no talking in here<br />
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Sep 04 18:39:52 <BlurredOut> XD<br />
Sep 04 18:40:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ALL OF IT<br />
Sep 04 18:40:35 <BlurredOut> Can I shoot myself now?<br />
Sep 04 18:40:50 <BlurredOut> DATE RAEP 2: ELECTRIC BUGALOO!<br />
Sep 04 18:41:18 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Nope<br />
Sep 04 18:41:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Hey<br />
Sep 04 18:41:22 <GodBear01|TextOnly> by the way<br />
Sep 04 18:41:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I brought plenty of fizzy drinks - for me.<br />
Sep 04 18:41:34 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Spread this story around<br />
Sep 04 18:41:48 <abba149> moo<br />
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Sep 04 18:42:23 <BlurredOut> Finally.<br />
Sep 04 18:42:40 <BlurredOut> Yeah, no one is really checking out the forum topic...<br />
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Sep 04 18:42:57 <BlurredOut> Cupcake pretty much said "meh" to coming in here...<br />
Sep 04 18:43:04 <GodBear01|TextOnly> D:<br />
Sep 04 18:43:12 <BlurredOut> That and he's busy trying to reach Chris.<br />
Sep 04 18:43:32 <BlurredOut> Who has answered the phone only TWICE to say: "WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF DINNER YOU FILTHY TROLLS!"<br />
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Sep 04 18:43:41 <abba149> any of you guys pirates?<br />
Sep 04 18:43:49 <BlurredOut> Welcome to T.R.O.L.L<br />
Sep 04 18:43:50 * GhostWriterL is now known as WhiteKnight<br />
Sep 04 18:44:08 <BlurredOut> The REALLY old LUMP LICKERS<br />
Sep 04 18:44:11 * WhiteKnight is now known as GhostWriterL<br />
Sep 04 18:44:16 <abba149> lol<br />
Sep 04 18:44:19 <BlurredOut> Are you a lump licker?<br />
Sep 04 18:44:31 <abba149> yes<br />
Sep 04 18:44:34 <BlurredOut> ARE YOU?!<br />
Sep 04 18:44:41 <abba149> nips?<br />
Sep 04 18:44:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No<br />
Sep 04 18:44:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> This is trollstas paradise<br />
Sep 04 18:44:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No exceptions<br />
Sep 04 18:44:52 <abba149> :P<br />
Sep 04 18:45:22 <BlurredOut> SHUT UP MAN YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME IN FRONT OF MY E-FRIENDS.<br />
Sep 04 18:45:26 <abba149> lmfao you guys just got your self and abba<br />
Sep 04 18:45:35 <BlurredOut> derp<br />
Sep 04 18:45:36 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YOU HAVE NO E-FRIENDS<br />
Sep 04 18:45:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> THATS WHY<br />
Sep 04 18:45:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I AM AWESOME<br />
Sep 04 18:45:42 <GodBear01|TextOnly> GOT IT<br />
Sep 04 18:45:46 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YOU RESPECT ME<br />
Sep 04 18:45:47 <BlurredOut> DERP DE DERP!<br />
Sep 04 18:45:52 <abba149> He is Awesome GOT TITS<br />
Sep 04 18:45:54 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YOU CALL ME YOUR FUCKING LORD AND MASTER<br />
Sep 04 18:46:04 <abba149> LORD AND MASTER!<br />
Sep 04 18:46:15 <abba149> bater<br />
Sep 04 18:46:18 <BlurredOut> De derp derp, derping de derp derp<br />
Sep 04 18:46:21 <abba149> DERP!<br />
Sep 04 18:46:25 <abba149> DUH!<br />
Sep 04 18:46:27 <BlurredOut> no.<br />
Sep 04 18:46:30 <abba149> NO!<br />
Sep 04 18:46:32 <abba149> lo<br />
Sep 04 18:46:33 <abba149> l<br />
Sep 04 18:46:37 <abba149> LMFAO<br />
Sep 04 18:46:46 <BlurredOut> Satan is my lord and master. This I know for the pastor tells me so...<br />
Sep 04 18:46:48 <BlurredOut> ....in bed.<br />
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Sep 04 18:46:52 <abba149> what lines you got<br />
Sep 04 18:46:57 <BlurredOut> FINALLY<br />
Sep 04 18:47:06 <abba149> in bed i would like some Sects<br />
Sep 04 18:47:07 <BlurredOut> I only sent the message HOURS ago.<br />
Sep 04 18:47:28 <SpookyCupcakes> I heard something about clyde cash trolling as a health inspector?<br />
Sep 04 18:47:45 <BlurredOut> Thats about the gist of it, and now he's searching for the papres.<br />
Sep 04 18:47:48 <BlurredOut> papers*<br />
Sep 04 18:47:54 <abba149> PAPERS!<br />
Sep 04 18:47:54 <GodBear01|TextOnly> its true<br />
Sep 04 18:47:58 <abba149> BILLY CANT READ!<br />
Sep 04 18:47:59 <SpookyCupcakes> what papers?<br />
Sep 04 18:48:04 <GodBear01|TextOnly> THIS JUST IN<br />
Sep 04 18:48:09 <GodBear01|TextOnly> CLYDE MIGHT HAVE FOUND THEM<br />
Sep 04 18:48:13 <abba149> OMFG<br />
Sep 04 18:48:17 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HE THINKS THEY ARE HIDDEN IN THE CEREAL BOXES<br />
Sep 04 18:48:18 <SpookyCupcakes> WHAT PAPERS?!<br />
Sep 04 18:48:25 <BlurredOut> Might or did, I don't deal with the IMPOSSIBLE.<br />
Sep 04 18:48:31 <abba149> THE PASSPORTS FOR THE OPERATION<br />
Sep 04 18:48:42 <SpookyCupcakes> lolwut<br />
Sep 04 18:48:43 <abba149> the mission is clear<br />
Sep 04 18:48:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No seriously<br />
Sep 04 18:48:59 <SpookyCupcakes> guys, I have no fucking clue whats going on right now<br />
Sep 04 18:48:59 <BlurredOut> Also, I'm beginning to suspect this ENTIRE IRC is a shame...a...a....<br />
Sep 04 18:49:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> the chandlers are dumb enough<br />
Sep 04 18:49:03 <GodBear01|TextOnly> to hide them there<br />
Sep 04 18:49:05 <BlurredOut> A TROLL TROLLIN THE TROLL!<br />
Sep 04 18:49:05 <abba149> we needs to makes Transectsuals<br />
Sep 04 18:49:23 <BlurredOut> Sorry, paranoia was taking root again.<br />
Sep 04 18:49:35 <BlurredOut> You get that from having to deal with people like Chris and Chase...<br />
Sep 04 18:49:41 <abba149> TROLL OMFG THERE ARE TROLLS IN HERE<br />
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Sep 04 18:50:09 <abba149> ARF!<br />
Sep 04 18:50:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> what the hell<br />
Sep 04 18:51:10 <abba149> Snow cones?<br />
Sep 04 18:51:25 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Fuck<br />
Sep 04 18:51:33 <abba149> im the Celery stalker<br />
Sep 04 18:51:46 <GodBear01|TextOnly> dammit mibbit broke<br />
Sep 04 18:53:19 <abba149> WHat about MY Bit?<br />
Sep 04 18:53:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> >:(<br />
Sep 04 18:54:09 <abba149> WHy is it a chicken<br />
Sep 04 18:55:32 <abba149> NAO!<br />
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Sep 04 18:58:28 <abba149> this seems to be the only good room<br />
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Sep 04 19:27:55 <BFFJILL> So whats happening now?<br />
Sep 04 19:28:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> working on things<br />
Sep 04 19:28:07 <BFFJILL> Ah<br />
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Sep 04 19:33:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> hi<br />
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Sep 04 19:34:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> hi<br />
Sep 04 19:34:07 <BFFJILL> Hey<br />
Sep 04 19:34:24 * mib_bsrrrq (ad47d649@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise<br />
Sep 04 19:34:31 <mib_etzsu9> Hi.<br />
Sep 04 19:34:40 <mib_bsrrrq> Whoa, there is one.<br />
Sep 04 19:35:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> hi<br />
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Sep 04 19:37:04 <Doakes> Soooo<br />
Sep 04 19:37:09 <BFFJILL> What "papers" are clyde looking for?<br />
Sep 04 19:37:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> the one<br />
Sep 04 19:37:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> that proves his autism<br />
Sep 04 19:37:35 <GodBear01|TextOnly> to find out<br />
Sep 04 19:37:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> if Chris is retarded<br />
Sep 04 19:37:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> or just really stupid<br />
Sep 04 19:37:44 <Doakes> How is Clyde talking with u?<br />
Sep 04 19:37:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Secret<br />
Sep 04 19:38:04 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I aint saying shit<br />
Sep 04 19:38:11 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I am telling you guys as a favor<br />
Sep 04 19:38:15 <Doakes> OK, cool.<br />
Sep 04 19:38:47 <BFFJILL> What time is it in Virginia?<br />
Sep 04 19:38:57 <Doakes> 10:38<br />
Sep 04 19:39:04 <Doakes> I'm in Virginia. :D<br />
Sep 04 19:40:24 <fatniggo> how far from chris?<br />
Sep 04 19:40:31 <GhostWriterL> Clyde better leave soon...<br />
Sep 04 19:40:39 <BFFJILL> Sweet :D I wonder how much longer theyll let him stay their...<br />
Sep 04 19:40:42 <GhostWriterL> He'll get the kitty aids<br />
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Sep 04 19:40:48 <Doakes> I'm on the other side of Virginia.<br />
Sep 04 19:40:48 <fatniggo> D:<br />
Sep 04 19:40:53 <Doakes> I knooooowwww<br />
Sep 04 19:40:54 <fatniggo> near what state?<br />
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Sep 04 19:41:02 <mib_t85owr> what ahppened<br />
Sep 04 19:41:11 <fatniggo> plz change ur name<br />
Sep 04 19:41:15 <GhostWriterL> How do you know they haven't taken him hostage?<br />
Sep 04 19:41:22 <mib_t85owr> how do i namechange<br />
Sep 04 19:41:30 <mib_b3p960> &#3232;_&#3232;<br />
Sep 04 19:41:42 <fatniggo> "/nick whatever"<br />
Sep 04 19:41:46 * mib_t85owr is now known as durrrrrf<br />
Sep 04 19:42:12 <durrrrrf> any new<br />
Sep 04 19:42:14 <GhostWriterL> Niggo, we might need you to go on a rescue mission<br />
Sep 04 19:42:18 <GhostWriterL> Get your pickle suit<br />
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Sep 04 19:42:29 <fatniggo> but it's a 3 hour drrriiivveee<br />
Sep 04 19:43:03 <Doakes> 2 hours. :P<br />
Sep 04 19:43:36 <GodBear01|TextOnly> OH FUCK GUYS<br />
Sep 04 19:43:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> CLYDE NEEDS HELP<br />
Sep 04 19:43:44 <GodBear01|TextOnly> WHO CAN GET DOWN THERE FAST<br />
Sep 04 19:43:59 <BFFJILL> GIVE US INFORMATION MAN <br />
Sep 04 19:43:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> CLYDE IS IN DANGER OF BEING ARRESTED<br />
Sep 04 19:44:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HE WENT IN ALONE<br />
Sep 04 19:44:17 <BFFJILL> OH shit.. why?<br />
Sep 04 19:44:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Because<br />
Sep 04 19:44:42 <GodBear01|TextOnly> they would ask questions<br />
Sep 04 19:44:49 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He is disguised as a health agent<br />
Sep 04 19:44:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> remember<br />
Sep 04 19:44:51 <GhostWriterL> Oh shit, did they call the cops?<br />
Sep 04 19:45:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No they are interrogating him<br />
Sep 04 19:45:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He needs a ride<br />
Sep 04 19:45:25 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Now<br />
Sep 04 19:45:31 <GhostWriterL> NIGGO<br />
Sep 04 19:45:31 <GhostWriterL> GO<br />
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Sep 04 19:45:40 <Doakes> Dumbass needs to plan for this stuff. :l<br />
Sep 04 19:45:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> WE NEED SOMEONE TO DRIVE TO CHRIS'S HOUSE<br />
Sep 04 19:45:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HE DID PLAN<br />
Sep 04 19:45:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> FOR 2 YEARS<br />
Sep 04 19:45:55 <GhostWriterL> How the fuck did he get over there?<br />
Sep 04 19:45:56 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HE FORGOT HOW TO GET OUT<br />
Sep 04 19:45:58 <GodBear01|TextOnly> BY BUS<br />
Sep 04 19:45:59 <GhostWriterL> If he can't leave?<br />
Sep 04 19:46:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> NO TRACES<br />
Sep 04 19:46:01 <GhostWriterL> ...<br />
Sep 04 19:46:07 <BFFJILL> .....<br />
Sep 04 19:46:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I am not kidding<br />
Sep 04 19:46:44 <BFFJILL> We need proof :/<br />
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Sep 04 19:46:58 <GhostWriterL> It'd take me 2 days to get over there<br />
Sep 04 19:47:16 <BFFJILL> I could run down there right now..If a reel patriot was in need........<br />
Sep 04 19:47:24 <charles_charlemang> Evening TrollParadise.<br />
Sep 04 19:47:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He is in need<br />
Sep 04 19:47:28 <fatniggo> fuck..<br />
Sep 04 19:47:37 <mib_o76q4j> good evening<br />
Sep 04 19:47:45 <Doakes> I don't beleive a word of this.<br />
Sep 04 19:47:51 <fatniggo> alright. I can go up US 29 N, but it will take me about 2 1/2 hours<br />
Sep 04 19:48:02 <charles_charlemang> So the house is being inspected thoroughly?<br />
Sep 04 19:48:22 <GodBear01|TextOnly> CLYDE IS FUCKED<br />
Sep 04 19:48:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> SHIT<br />
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Sep 04 19:48:53 <BFFJILL> Clyde :<<br />
Sep 04 19:48:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> CLYDE<br />
Sep 04 19:48:56 <Doakes> No, he's right there.<br />
Sep 04 19:48:57 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ARE YOU OK<br />
Sep 04 19:49:05 <fatniggo> WTF?<br />
Sep 04 19:49:06 <GodBear01|TextOnly> THESE FAGGOTS WANT PROOF<br />
Sep 04 19:49:09 <fatniggo> thank god i didn't go<br />
Sep 04 19:49:11 <ClydeCash> Im fucking stranded<br />
Sep 04 19:49:18 <charles_charlemang> Whats this all I'm hearing about on the DAMN INTERNET?<br />
Sep 04 19:49:18 <ClydeCash> someone get me out of this dump<br />
Sep 04 19:49:49 <ClydeCash> I need a ride, someone come get me<br />
Sep 04 19:49:53 <BFFJILL> How are you on the internet?<br />
Sep 04 19:50:02 <GodBear01|TextOnly> EVERYTHING HAS INTERNET<br />
Sep 04 19:50:04 <Doakes> So you jack their compuer?<br />
Sep 04 19:50:06 <mib_o76q4j> Where are you at?<br />
Sep 04 19:50:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> BFFJILL, DID YOU EVER HEAR OF THE IPHONE<br />
Sep 04 19:50:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HURRRR<br />
Sep 04 19:50:22 <ClydeCash> Chris let me use his.<br />
Sep 04 19:50:33 <Doakes> Semen stains?<br />
Sep 04 19:50:41 <charles_charlemang> Do you realize. Do you realize, that when you enter a house... that you can get trapped?<br />
Sep 04 19:50:44 <ClydeCash> I'm trying not to think about it<br />
Sep 04 19:50:48 <mib_o76q4j> ITS A TRAP<br />
Sep 04 19:50:56 <ClydeCash> Someone fucking come get me<br />
Sep 04 19:50:59 <BFFJILL> Clyde..Clyde...CLYDE! <br />
Sep 04 19:50:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No its not<br />
Sep 04 19:51:27 <GodBear01|TextOnly> he needs help<br />
Sep 04 19:51:28 <fatniggo> clyde, it'll take me 2.5 to get there<br />
Sep 04 19:51:44 <Doakes> How the hell did you get there?<br />
Sep 04 19:52:00 <mib_o76q4j> Wait, Clyde your in Chris's house?<br />
Sep 04 19:52:06 <ClydeCash> I don't care. I'll pay for gas<br />
Sep 04 19:52:10 <ClydeCash> By bus<br />
Sep 04 19:52:16 <ClydeCash> Then I walked<br />
Sep 04 19:52:26 <charles_charlemang> Could you describe the odor of the residence?<br />
Sep 04 19:52:28 <Doakes> Just walk out and back to he bus.<br />
Sep 04 19:52:30 <charles_charlemang> Cat piss?<br />
Sep 04 19:52:38 <ClydeCash> Buses don't run this late<br />
Sep 04 19:52:41 <fatniggo> alright. PM me your cell number so I can call you when I get close<br />
Sep 04 19:52:43 <mib_o76q4j> Go find Megan<br />
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Sep 04 19:52:54 <mib_o76q4j> She is trap in Chris's mirror<br />
Sep 04 19:52:56 <ClydeCash> Thanks dude<br />
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Sep 04 19:53:08 <ClydeCash> No, Megan escaped<br />
Sep 04 19:53:14 <ClydeCash> I didn't hear any screams for help<br />
Sep 04 19:53:17 <GodBear01|TextOnly> fff<br />
Sep 04 19:53:22 <GodBear01|TextOnly> clyde quit being stupid<br />
Sep 04 19:53:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you could go to jail<br />
Sep 04 19:53:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> we both know megan was a bitch<br />
Sep 04 19:53:38 <BFFJILL> How are you trapped clyde..Why dont you just like leave...<br />
Sep 04 19:53:51 <ClydeCash> I don't have a ride<br />
Sep 04 19:54:02 <charles_charlemang> Well, walk around the block.<br />
Sep 04 19:54:20 <ClydeCash> I'm going to now that I have a ride<br />
Sep 04 19:54:29 <charles_charlemang> But first<br />
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Sep 04 19:54:34 <charles_charlemang> Share with us some experiences.<br />
Sep 04 19:54:43 <mib_h1flcp> good <br />
Sep 04 19:54:45 <charles_charlemang> What was the highlight of the evening?<br />
Sep 04 19:54:47 <Doakes> Please do. Not enough evedince.<br />
Sep 04 19:54:58 <Doakes> Did you look in their fridge?<br />
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Sep 04 19:55:04 <ClydeCash> I'll post evidence later<br />
Sep 04 19:55:07 <mib_h1flcp> trsegtswegg<br />
Sep 04 19:55:08 <lemmiwinks> hey<br />
Sep 04 19:55:15 <mib_o76q4j> Go find blow up dool<br />
Sep 04 19:55:16 <ClydeCash> Going now... I'm feeling sick<br />
Sep 04 19:55:23 * ClydeCash has quit (client exited: )<br />
Sep 04 19:55:24 <mib_h1flcp> I call shenanigans<br />
Sep 04 19:55:26 <charles_charlemang> It couldn't be that bad.<br />
Sep 04 19:55:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Its real<br />
Sep 04 19:55:36 <charles_charlemang> Yeah, it seems like a 21st Century radio play.<br />
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Sep 04 19:55:50 <mib_h1flcp> whats the proof?<br />
Sep 04 19:55:53 <Doakes> We'll see. Will something show up on /cwc/ sometime soon?<br />
Sep 04 19:56:06 <GodBear01|TextOnly> yes<br />
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Sep 04 19:56:17 <charles_charlemang> GodBear01 is the only GodBear01 and Muhammed his messenger. Pbuh. How was this setup?<br />
Sep 04 19:56:34 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Well<br />
Sep 04 19:56:39 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I have a song.<br />
Sep 04 19:56:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Its the song<br />
Sep 04 19:56:46 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I have<br />
Sep 04 19:56:57 <GodBear01|TextOnly> It goes something like this<br />
Sep 04 19:57:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> its called<br />
Sep 04 19:57:14 <GodBear01|TextOnly> "You guys are too fucking gullible and are the laughingstock of the trolling community"<br />
Sep 04 19:57:18 * GodBear01|TextOnly sets mode +m #TrollParadise<br />
Sep 04 19:57:24 * GodBear01|TextOnly gives channel operator status to GhostWriterL<br />
Sep 04 19:57:31 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :D<br />
Sep 04 19:57:35 * GodBear01|TextOnly has changed the topic to: lolfaget<br />
Sep 04 19:57:37 * lemmiwinks is now known as fatniggo<br />
Sep 04 19:57:41 * GodBear01|TextOnly sets mode -m #TrollParadise<br />
Sep 04 19:57:43 <BFFJILL> Good one!<br />
Sep 04 19:57:52 <fatniggo> A Monkey ripped off the tires of my car, so i'm back<br />
Sep 04 19:57:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I just got aids and died<br />
Sep 04 19:58:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Happy.<br />
Sep 04 19:58:11 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You guys are all idiots<br />
Sep 04 19:58:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> boxes.<br />
Sep 04 19:58:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> fucking seriously?<br />
Sep 04 19:58:18 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Phone calls?<br />
Sep 04 19:58:22 <Doakes> Not me. That's gay.<br />
Sep 04 19:58:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Boxxy references.<br />
Sep 04 19:58:31 <Doakes> What?<br />
Sep 04 19:58:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Your goddamn forums<br />
Sep 04 19:58:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> has made /cwc/<br />
Sep 04 19:58:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> which was the worst place for chris trolling<br />
Sep 04 19:58:48 <charles_charlemang> Boxxy should be circumcised, blinded, publicly shamed and then summarily executed.<br />
Sep 04 19:58:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> look<br />
Sep 04 19:58:58 <GodBear01|TextOnly> when trolling Chris<br />
Sep 04 19:59:02 <GodBear01|TextOnly> it doesn't involve memes<br />
Sep 04 19:59:02 <Doakes> What is Boxxy?<br />
Sep 04 19:59:06 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and it doesn't involve<br />
Sep 04 19:59:08 <GodBear01|TextOnly> doing shit like<br />
Sep 04 19:59:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> "OH LOL GAIS WE ARE COOL WE ARE LEGI0N"<br />
Sep 04 19:59:35 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Thats the shit I've seen from the goddamn forum<br />
Sep 04 19:59:39 <Doakes> Wait, is this a bunch of 4chan faggots here?<br />
Sep 04 19:59:44 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Wait us?<br />
Sep 04 19:59:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No<br />
Sep 04 19:59:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ED forum<br />
Sep 04 19:59:48 <Doakes> Good<br />
Sep 04 19:59:49 <GodBear01|TextOnly> probably.<br />
Sep 04 19:59:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Fuck 4chan<br />
Sep 04 19:59:55 <charles_charlemang> "Anonymous" died sometime around early 2007, what's the deal with that?<br />
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Sep 04 20:00:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Yeah<br />
Sep 04 20:00:04 <fatniggo> lol<br />
Sep 04 20:00:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> but<br />
Sep 04 20:00:08 <charles_charlemang> Why do they continue to behave a particular way?<br />
Sep 04 20:00:08 <GodBear01|TextOnly> some of you<br />
Sep 04 20:00:09 <Doakes> I post there becaue I have nolife. I hate all these dmn Guy Fawes fags.<br />
Sep 04 20:00:13 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Well<br />
Sep 04 20:00:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Doakes<br />
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Sep 04 20:00:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you don't have to be like that<br />
Sep 04 20:00:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> POKERFACE<br />
Sep 04 20:00:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YOU ESPECIALLY<br />
Sep 04 20:00:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> AND YOUR PLANS<br />
Sep 04 20:00:31 <GodBear01|TextOnly> GODDAMMIT<br />
Sep 04 20:00:32 <PokerFace> Huh?<br />
Sep 04 20:00:37 <Doakes> He hates you.<br />
Sep 04 20:00:37 <PokerFace> WHAT THE HELL!?<br />
Sep 04 20:00:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Doakes you are cool<br />
Sep 04 20:00:45 * GodBear01|TextOnly gives channel half-operator status to Doakes<br />
Sep 04 20:00:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> have fun<br />
Sep 04 20:00:53 <charles_charlemang> Memes aren't funny. The only one I found funny was on 7chan a long time ago and it was Orville Reddenbacher's face and DOES IT FEED on top of that.<br />
Sep 04 20:01:10 <PokerFace> Well what the hell was I supposed to think when I was suddenly banned when I said: TROLLS TROLLING TROLS<br />
Sep 04 20:01:11 <charles_charlemang> I cannot stand 4chan these days.<br />
Sep 04 20:01:12 * GhostWriterL has kicked charles_charlemang from #TrollParadise (MEMES AREN'T FUNNY)<br />
Sep 04 20:01:21 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Doakes<br />
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Sep 04 20:01:27 <Doakes> I'm not that much of an internet guy, actually. I'm a closet nerd.<br />
Sep 04 20:01:29 >doakes< join #legi0n<br />
Sep 04 20:01:48 <Doakes> Wait, was that a beep beep I just heard? Whaaaaaa<br />
Sep 04 20:01:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Doakes I like you<br />
Sep 04 20:01:59 <charles_charlemang> Doakes are you running Linux?<br />
Sep 04 20:02:06 <Doakes> Nope, Firefox.<br />
Sep 04 20:02:16 <PokerFace> Okay, so update me here because I'm getting mixed info from many sources from Clyde isn't there and that this is bullshit.<br />
Sep 04 20:02:21 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YEP<br />
Sep 04 20:02:23 <Doakes> It was BS.<br />
Sep 04 20:02:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Well<br />
Sep 04 20:02:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> it was more or less<br />
Sep 04 20:02:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> a wake up call<br />
Sep 04 20:02:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Because those forums suck.<br />
Sep 04 20:02:44 <PokerFace> What ED?<br />
Sep 04 20:02:48 <GodBear01|TextOnly> yep<br />
Sep 04 20:02:50 <charles_charlemang> I idle in #sonichu.<br />
Sep 04 20:02:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> as who<br />
Sep 04 20:02:56 <charles_charlemang> Though I hate those faggots.<br />
Sep 04 20:03:01 <charles_charlemang> I won't disclose.<br />
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Sep 04 20:03:24 <fatniggo> spookycupcakes<br />
Sep 04 20:03:25 <PokerFace> So then, you were just trying to get us riled up eh?<br />
Sep 04 20:03:27 <Doakes> I've just recently discovered CWC. He's what drew me to the ED forms, actually.<br />
Sep 04 20:03:40 <SpookyCupcakes> Well if you have to resort to trolling the trolls, that means that you guys suck harder<br />
Sep 04 20:03:44 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No<br />
Sep 04 20:03:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> We weren't necessarily trolling you<br />
Sep 04 20:03:56 <GodBear01|TextOnly> If we were<br />
Sep 04 20:04:07 <GodBear01|TextOnly> one of you would have driven down there<br />
Sep 04 20:04:11 <Doakes> And by th way, what does trolling mean exactly? It's like being mean to someone, right?<br />
Sep 04 20:04:17 <fatniggo> D:<br />
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Sep 04 20:04:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you are vtec aren't you<br />
Sep 04 20:04:28 <GodBear01|TextOnly> charles_charlemang, You are vtec<br />
Sep 04 20:04:36 <PokerFace> Oh contraire sir. You was trollin.<br />
Sep 04 20:04:36 <GhostWriterL> Trolling is fishing for reactions from people<br />
Sep 04 20:04:38 <charles_charlemang> I will not answer that.<br />
Sep 04 20:04:40 <BFFJILL> Me-Me's are cancer...Unneeded cells that are continuosly multiplying....<br />
Sep 04 20:04:40 <SpookyCupcakes> trolling = trying to make a person believe false info<br />
Sep 04 20:04:47 <SpookyCupcakes> that means you are trolls<br />
Sep 04 20:04:52 <SpookyCupcakes> trolling trolls<br />
Sep 04 20:04:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> hmm<br />
Sep 04 20:04:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Stickmans<br />
Sep 04 20:05:05 <fatniggo> cupcakes, why is your name so familiar<br />
Sep 04 20:05:06 * GodBear01|TextOnly gives channel operator status to fatniggo<br />
Sep 04 20:05:09 <Doakes> I am so confuesd.<br />
Sep 04 20:05:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Because he's the guy who wanted to send boxes<br />
Sep 04 20:05:15 <charles_charlemang> There are many ways to troll, that is one.<br />
Sep 04 20:05:19 <PokerFace> Though /cwc/ is still a reputable sight<br />
Sep 04 20:05:21 <GhostWriterL> Microphones are hard<br />
Sep 04 20:05:22 <fatniggo> ooh, ok.<br />
Sep 04 20:05:34 <SpookyCupcakes> dont resort to trolling the trolls to get attention, thats called being a newfag<br />
Sep 04 20:05:34 <charles_charlemang> ~/cwc/ is not reputable.<br />
Sep 04 20:05:38 <PokerFace> This was a waste of time and would have been GREAT had it been real.<br />
Sep 04 20:05:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Thats the point<br />
Sep 04 20:05:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you guys believe anything<br />
Sep 04 20:05:51 <charles_charlemang> SpoonyCupcakes used the word "newfag".<br />
Sep 04 20:05:58 <GodBear01|TextOnly> well<br />
Sep 04 20:06:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I dont give a fuck<br />
Sep 04 20:06:07 <PokerFace> Course not.<br />
Sep 04 20:06:08 <SpookyCupcakes> I didn't even believe it past 30 seconds<br />
Sep 04 20:06:13 <PokerFace> you're THE GOD BEAR<br />
Sep 04 20:06:15 * fatniggo has kicked mib_6e0mnq from #TrollParadise (CHANGE YOUR GATDAM NAME)<br />
Sep 04 20:06:18 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Yeah I am<br />
Sep 04 20:06:24 <Doakes> What's a newfag, again?<br />
Sep 04 20:06:25 * fatniggo has kicked mib_etzsu9 from #TrollParadise (YOU TOO FAGGOT)<br />
Sep 04 20:06:27 <SpookyCupcakes> you<br />
Sep 04 20:06:33 <SpookyCupcakes> ban me, faggots<br />
Sep 04 20:06:35 <Doakes> Prolly<br />
Sep 04 20:06:36 <GhostWriterL> Ohshi-<br />
Sep 04 20:06:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> no<br />
Sep 04 20:06:39 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I don't ban<br />
Sep 04 20:06:41 * GhostWriterL sets ban on *!*@anon-19865473.mibbit.com<br />
Sep 04 20:06:43 <GhostWriterL> k<br />
Sep 04 20:06:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> FUCK YOU<br />
Sep 04 20:06:47 * GodBear01|TextOnly removes ban on *!*@anon-19865473.mibbit.com<br />
Sep 04 20:06:48 <fatniggo> lol<br />
Sep 04 20:06:48 <GodBear01|TextOnly> NO BAN<br />
Sep 04 20:06:49 <fatniggo> LOL<br />
Sep 04 20:06:51 <Doakes> I don't go on 4chan, so I don't k this stuff<br />
Sep 04 20:06:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Thats fine<br />
Sep 04 20:06:58 <GodBear01|TextOnly> doakes i like you<br />
Sep 04 20:06:58 <fatniggo> Spooky, you're the box guy?<br />
Sep 04 20:07:02 <SpookyCupcakes> `/cwc/ is for fags<br />
Sep 04 20:07:04 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you don't seem like a super fag<br />
Sep 04 20:07:07 <GodBear01|TextOnly> SpookyCupcakes, LOL<br />
Sep 04 20:07:15 <Doakes> I just keep it real. B)<br />
Sep 04 20:07:33 <PokerFace> .....<br />
Sep 04 20:07:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> PokerFace<br />
Sep 04 20:07:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> quit being hated<br />
Sep 04 20:07:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Plz<br />
Sep 04 20:07:48 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I do this for your own good.<br />
Sep 04 20:07:58 * GhostWriterL has changed the topic to: lolfaget | <%Doakes> I just keep it real. B)<br />
Sep 04 20:07:59 <Doakes> So what do you guys think about the no internet thing. Real, or is he just not making vids?<br />
Sep 04 20:08:04 <GodBear01|TextOnly> eh<br />
Sep 04 20:08:08 <GodBear01|TextOnly> other shit happens<br />
Sep 04 20:08:11 <GodBear01|TextOnly> its all in #sonichu<br />
Sep 04 20:08:14 <PokerFace> Uh huh...sorry if I'm skeptic.<br />
Sep 04 20:08:17 <GodBear01|TextOnly> we just like to fuck around with you guys<br />
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Sep 04 20:08:24 <Doakes> Too damn cool<br />
Sep 04 20:08:32 <SomeGuySomewhere> Back.<br />
Sep 04 20:08:54 <fatniggo> spooky, you ever figure out how to record phone convos<br />
Sep 04 20:08:55 * BFFROSECHU (18d1da61@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise<br />
Sep 04 20:08:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Seriously.<br />
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Sep 04 20:09:10 <PokerFace> Right, well good luck with your endeavors. Regardless what your opinion of ED is, you guys still do fine trolling. but this lolcow is just about dried up.<br />
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Sep 04 20:09:18 <GodBear01|TextOnly> lolno<br />
Sep 04 20:09:21 <GodBear01|TextOnly> far from it<br />
Sep 04 20:09:27 <SpookyCupcakes> Right, well good luck with your endeavors. Regardless what your opinion of ED is, you guys still do fine trolling. but this lolcow is just about dried up.<br />
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Sep 04 20:09:30 <Doakes> I hope he dies or something.<br />
Sep 04 20:09:32 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Doakes<br />
Sep 04 20:09:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> here<br />
Sep 04 20:09:48 <BFFJILL> This is like a lolmilktruck... It always finds cows...<br />
Sep 04 20:09:54 <GodBear01|TextOnly> http://widget.mibbit.com/?settings=53c027be90707773b4398de31aa77d09&server=irc.netchan.org&channel=%23legi0n<br />
Sep 04 20:09:56 <GodBear01|TextOnly> go there<br />
Sep 04 20:10:04 <Doakes> I don't follow links anymore.<br />
Sep 04 20:10:08 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Its a chat<br />
Sep 04 20:10:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you went to this one<br />
Sep 04 20:10:13 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :/<br />
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Sep 04 20:10:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> charles_charlemang<br />
Sep 04 20:10:31 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :3<br />
Sep 04 20:10:34 <Doakes> Oh well. Volume all the way down, preparing for Last asure<br />
Sep 04 20:10:46 <Doakes> Or not<br />
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Sep 04 20:11:07 <Doakes> Someones using my name. :l<br />
Sep 04 20:11:10 <GodBear01|TextOnly> lol<br />
Sep 04 20:11:13 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you are using your name<br />
Sep 04 20:11:17 <GodBear01|TextOnly> try doakes2<br />
Sep 04 20:11:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and exit out of here<br />
Sep 04 20:11:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> we will teach you how to irc<br />
Sep 04 20:11:26 <Doakes> OK.<br />
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Sep 04 20:11:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> anyway<br />
Sep 04 20:11:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> the rest of you<br />
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Sep 04 20:15:03 <mib_sb14z4> .<br />
Sep 04 20:16:01 * charles_charlemang has quit (client exited: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)<br />
Sep 04 20:16:06 <BFFJILL> So why should we got to the link?<br />
Sep 04 20:16:19 * fatniggo has kicked mib_sb14z4 from #TrollParadise (CHANGE YOUR NAME BITCH)<br />
Sep 04 20:16:22 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I don't care if you do<br />
Sep 04 20:16:28 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I don't care if you dont<br />
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Sep 04 20:16:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :/<br />
Sep 04 20:18:22 <BFFJILL> Oh BTW GodBear01 you win at life for what you just did :D<br />
Sep 04 20:18:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :3<br />
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Sep 04 20:18:44 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You understand my rage right<br />
Sep 04 20:18:49 <GodBear01|TextOnly> They were acting like faggots<br />
Sep 04 20:18:55 <BFFJILL> Yes<br />
Sep 04 20:19:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> also<br />
Sep 04 20:19:03 <GodBear01|TextOnly> change your name<br />
Sep 04 20:19:12 <BFFJILL> K<br />
Sep 04 20:19:27 * BFFJILL is now known as Wutsyourname<br />
Sep 04 20:19:44 <GodBear01|TextOnly> uh<br />
Sep 04 20:19:46 <GodBear01|TextOnly> not here <br />
Sep 04 20:19:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> in legi0n<br />
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Sep 04 20:20:26 <Wutsyourname> oh..Lol..<br />
Sep 04 20:20:38 * Wutsyourname is now known as BFFJILL<br />
Sep 04 20:21:06 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Yeah<br />
Sep 04 20:21:28 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Look I hate stupid people almost as much as I hate furries, Deviantarts, and Chris<br />
Sep 04 20:21:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> There is a difference<br />
Sep 04 20:21:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> between being a faggot<br />
Sep 04 20:21:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and being a troll<br />
Sep 04 20:22:19 <BFFJILL> Yeah, being a Troll means being clever not constantly spamming.<br />
Sep 04 20:22:39 <BFFJILL> It pisses the hell out of me.<br />
Sep 04 20:23:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Chris is an lolcow<br />
Sep 04 20:23:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> he is only dried up<br />
Sep 04 20:23:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> because faggots like PokerFace<br />
Sep 04 20:23:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> do repetitive shit like that<br />
Sep 04 20:23:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> then he goes into hiding<br />
Sep 04 20:23:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and does nothing but little big planet<br />
Sep 04 20:23:44 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and lurking<br />
Sep 04 20:23:48 <GodBear01|TextOnly> is for faggots<br />
Sep 04 20:23:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you want to participate<br />
Sep 04 20:23:54 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you have to talk<br />
Sep 04 20:24:04 <BFFJILL> Chris does a good enough job, trolling himself..<br />
Sep 04 20:24:22 <GhostWriterL> People don't need to constantly spam call his house<br />
Sep 04 20:24:34 <GhostWriterL> Just wait for the next video to pop up<br />
Sep 04 20:25:28 <GhostWriterL> Who the hell thinks transcripts with no recordings is at all funny anyway?<br />
Sep 04 20:25:28 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Chris does troll himself<br />
Sep 04 20:25:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Seriously<br />
Sep 04 20:25:50 <GhostWriterL> HEY I CALLED CHRIS AND HERE IS WHAT HE SAID<br />
Sep 04 20:25:58 <GhostWriterL> Chris: OMG I HAET U GUYZ<br />
Sep 04 20:25:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> "DURRFF HURFF CHRIS"<br />
Sep 04 20:26:02 <GhostWriterL> LOL THAT'S FUNNY RIGHT<br />
Sep 04 20:26:07 <GodBear01|TextOnly> CHRIS: OMG UT ROLLZ<br />
Sep 04 20:26:07 <BFFJILL> "PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE AUGGGHHHHH"<br />
Sep 04 20:26:21 <BFFJILL> YEAH THAST FUCKING HILLARIOUUSSS!!!?""""""...DESU<br />
Sep 04 20:26:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Seriously<br />
Sep 04 20:26:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Those forums<br />
Sep 04 20:26:46 <GodBear01|TextOnly> are /b/<br />
Sep 04 20:26:53 <GodBear01|TextOnly> its /b/ no matter how you look at it<br />
Sep 04 20:26:56 <GhostWriterL> HAY BOB, I HAS SOMETHING TO SAY TO UZ<br />
Sep 04 20:26:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> All it is<br />
Sep 04 20:27:01 <GhostWriterL> DESU DESU LOLZ<br />
Sep 04 20:27:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> are a bunch of people<br />
Sep 04 20:27:07 <GodBear01|TextOnly> trying to be big boy trolls<br />
Sep 04 20:27:12 <GhostWriterL> OLD MAN BOB IS ANGRY I'M SO CLEVER<br />
Sep 04 20:27:16 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Bob is cool<br />
Sep 04 20:27:22 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Don't let anyone tell you otherwise<br />
Sep 04 20:27:28 <BFFJILL> Yeah bobs ok,<br />
Sep 04 20:27:31 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He is a man who should be left to his peace<br />
Sep 04 20:27:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He has to deal with his fucking son<br />
Sep 04 20:27:46 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He doesn't need to deal with the entire internet<br />
Sep 04 20:27:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Goddamn 82 years old<br />
Sep 04 20:27:52 <BFFJILL> Thats like... God trolling him.<br />
Sep 04 20:27:56 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Seriously<br />
Sep 04 20:27:57 <GhostWriterL> True, but the guy shouldn't have let his house get so filthy<br />
Sep 04 20:27:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Leave Bob alone.<br />
Sep 04 20:28:08 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Bob is a good man.<br />
Sep 04 20:28:12 <fffffffffff> Hi<br />
Sep 04 20:28:12 <GhostWriterL> So I don't have much sympathy for the whole health department thing, IF that's what happened<br />
Sep 04 20:28:23 <GhostWriterL> Again, no one has actual proof that anyone has gone to that house and done anything<br />
Sep 04 20:28:27 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Seriously<br />
Sep 04 20:28:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Even then<br />
Sep 04 20:28:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you guys are out of the loop<br />
Sep 04 20:29:15 <GhostWriterL> It's pretty ridiculous that people are trying to get Chris to bait himself to religious zealots too<br />
Sep 04 20:29:48 <GhostWriterL> "hay guyz let's get him to shit on a qua'ran!"<br />
Sep 04 20:30:09 <fffffffffff> i doubt that thing ever gonna happen<br />
Sep 04 20:30:16 <GodBear01|TextOnly> It doesn't stop people<br />
Sep 04 20:30:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> from speaking every little fucking thing<br />
Sep 04 20:30:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> on their mind<br />
Sep 04 20:30:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> And thinking they are a amazing troll<br />
Sep 04 20:30:31 <BFFJILL> It really pisses me off when they long onto his youtube account....<br />
Sep 04 20:30:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Yeah and post gay porn<br />
Sep 04 20:30:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> thats fucking retarded<br />
Sep 04 20:30:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> to get him banned<br />
Sep 04 20:30:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> then we don't get videos<br />
Sep 04 20:31:02 <BFFJILL> Then we have to find him again...<br />
Sep 04 20:31:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> yeah<br />
Sep 04 20:31:10 <fffffffffff> everione wants is internet five minutes<br />
Sep 04 20:31:11 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and he takes forever to do shit<br />
Sep 04 20:31:11 <GhostWriterL> Nothing about any of this pisses me off, honestly. It's just over the top and stupid<br />
Sep 04 20:31:21 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Also<br />
Sep 04 20:31:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I trolled everyone<br />
Sep 04 20:31:25 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I am awesome<br />
Sep 04 20:31:36 <BFFJILL> Yes kudos to you :D<br />
Sep 04 20:31:51 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I still can't believe anyone believe it<br />
Sep 04 20:31:54 <GodBear01|TextOnly> *believed it<br />
Sep 04 20:32:28 <BFFJILL> I know... I did too, well for awhile till <br />
Sep 04 20:32:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> The trapped part<br />
Sep 04 20:32:44 <BFFJILL> "clyde" said he was trapped and you started ALL CAPSING<br />
Sep 04 20:32:50 <BFFJILL> Yeah <br />
Sep 04 20:33:19 <GhostWriterL> I admit I thought someone had gone over to the Chandler house<br />
Sep 04 20:33:35 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I used to like ED<br />
Sep 04 20:33:37 <GhostWriterL> But then they stayed for over 2 hours and it was pretty obvious it was fake<br />
Sep 04 20:33:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> but then they lost it<br />
Sep 04 20:33:45 <GhostWriterL> ED's good for a laugh<br />
Sep 04 20:34:01 <GhostWriterL> A lof of the articles I wrote though have been made retarded<br />
Sep 04 20:34:08 <GhostWriterL> Sonic-cide used to be epic<br />
Sep 04 20:34:15 <BFFJILL> Now its just me-me' about how me-me' suck<br />
Sep 04 20:34:17 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Yeah<br />
Sep 04 20:34:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> It is about meme's<br />
Sep 04 20:34:28 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Its becoming more about<br />
Sep 04 20:34:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Money<br />
Sep 04 20:34:31 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and advertising<br />
Sep 04 20:34:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and shit like that<br />
Sep 04 20:34:35 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Look<br />
Sep 04 20:34:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Trolling is about<br />
Sep 04 20:34:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> fucking with people<br />
Sep 04 20:34:51 <GodBear01|TextOnly> not making a buck or two or trying to be e-popular<br />
Sep 04 20:34:55 <BFFJILL> Oh but Me-Me's are bad, unless their Me-Me's that WE made...<br />
Sep 04 20:34:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> people are forgetting this<br />
Sep 04 20:34:58 <GhostWriterL> P-p-p-powerbook was fucking hilarious<br />
Sep 04 20:35:04 <GhostWriterL> THAT was epic trolling<br />
Sep 04 20:35:06 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I have one meme<br />
Sep 04 20:35:09 <GodBear01|TextOnly> its called fizzy drinks<br />
Sep 04 20:35:11 <GodBear01|TextOnly> thats it<br />
Sep 04 20:35:17 <GodBear01|TextOnly> http://www.nvhforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=4669&view=previous<br />
Sep 04 20:35:18 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Here<br />
Sep 04 20:35:28 <fffffffffff> cool<br />
Sep 04 20:35:46 <GhostWriterL> ED is kind of impressive, though...<br />
Sep 04 20:35:57 <GhostWriterL> It's amazing how many of them still obsess over SnapeSnogger<br />
Sep 04 20:36:32 <fffffffffff> thats mayybe bacose a lot of Ediot are Tartalets too<br />
Sep 04 20:36:54 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Fuck<br />
Sep 04 20:37:07 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Look I love the Chris-chan trolling userbase<br />
Sep 04 20:37:16 <GodBear01|TextOnly> all of them are intelligent and know what they are doing<br />
Sep 04 20:37:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ED is a abomination<br />
Sep 04 20:38:18 <GhostWriterL> ED is a wiki, it just happens to attract people that want to be famous by contributing to it<br />
Sep 04 20:38:31 <GhostWriterL> So they clusterfuck everything<br />
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Sep 04 20:39:14 <GhostWriterL> It's like those gartersnakes during mating season<br />
Sep 04 20:39:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Yeah<br />
Sep 04 20:39:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Look if you want more lolcows<br />
Sep 04 20:39:27 <GodBear01|TextOnly> make them<br />
Sep 04 20:39:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> FInd them<br />
Sep 04 20:39:32 <GodBear01|TextOnly> most of them are on ED<br />
Sep 04 20:39:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I mean<br />
Sep 04 20:39:35 <fffffffffff> hahaha being a troll is a new fashion<br />
Sep 04 20:39:36 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Deviantart<br />
Sep 04 20:39:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> there are<br />
Sep 04 20:39:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> a shit load of lolcows<br />
Sep 04 20:39:49 <GodBear01|TextOnly> But people<br />
Sep 04 20:39:57 <GodBear01|TextOnly> want to chose to troll the ones everyone knows about<br />
Sep 04 20:39:57 <GhostWriterL> I flamed LaraDarkAngel on DA.<br />
Sep 04 20:40:16 <GodBear01|TextOnly> troll isn't a fashion<br />
Sep 04 20:40:22 <BFFJILL> That way they are cool, and awesome.<br />
Sep 04 20:40:31 <GodBear01|TextOnly> wut<br />
Sep 04 20:40:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Look if everyone starts calling themselves a hacker and a troll<br />
Sep 04 20:40:48 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I will shoot myself<br />
Sep 04 20:41:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> But at the same time<br />
Sep 04 20:41:06 <fffffffffff> thats is what is happening<br />
Sep 04 20:41:07 <GodBear01|TextOnly> it makes them open<br />
Sep 04 20:41:11 <GodBear01|TextOnly> fffffffffff, what do you mean<br />
Sep 04 20:41:29 <GhostWriterL> It's the new way to be edgey and cool<br />
Sep 04 20:41:46 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I've been doing it for like 3 years<br />
Sep 04 20:41:46 <fffffffffff> every kid in the internet want tobe a cool b asemet dweler<br />
Sep 04 20:41:47 <GhostWriterL> "I piss people off on the internet. I'm badass and must have a great life outside of a computer"<br />
Sep 04 20:42:11 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Look<br />
Sep 04 20:42:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I fuck with people on /cwc/<br />
Sep 04 20:42:17 <GodBear01|TextOnly> for a reason<br />
Sep 04 20:42:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> too damn serious<br />
Sep 04 20:43:01 <BFFJILL> I actually dont troll... I like to watch trolls because ill admit.. I would SUCK as a troll i have no good ideas..I just dont like it when the people who have no troll skill try to troll and kill the fun..<br />
Sep 04 20:43:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I don't have good ideas either<br />
Sep 04 20:43:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I just caps lock alot<br />
Sep 04 20:43:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and i happen to be a good troll<br />
Sep 04 20:44:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> But explain<br />
Sep 04 20:44:18 <GodBear01|TextOnly> how trolling is becoming a fashion<br />
Sep 04 20:44:27 <fffffffffff> well is not that dificul i mean everyone is in the internet for some kind of validation <br />
Sep 04 20:44:42 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I want to be the greatest troll ever.<br />
Sep 04 20:44:44 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :3<br />
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Sep 04 20:44:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> And I think I will do it.<br />
Sep 04 20:44:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Like bloodninja good<br />
Sep 04 20:45:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Thats all i want.<br />
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Sep 04 20:45:09 <fffffffffff> i put my wizzar hat and my robe<br />
Sep 04 20:45:17 <GhostWriterL> I troll a forum I go to regularly, but I target drama queens and attention whores, not retards with poor impulse control<br />
Sep 04 20:45:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Look<br />
Sep 04 20:45:51 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Trolling will never be a fashion<br />
Sep 04 20:46:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Also if I sound pretenious<br />
Sep 04 20:46:54 <GodBear01|TextOnly> LOLOL<br />
Sep 04 20:46:55 <fffffffffff> that is what they say abbout punk and now we have pop/punk<br />
Sep 04 20:46:58 <BFFJILL> Real trolling wont ever be a fashion.. But "trolling" is <br />
Sep 04 20:47:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Real trolling is fun as hell<br />
Sep 04 20:47:11 <GodBear01|TextOnly> "trolling" is boring and childish<br />
Sep 04 20:47:20 <BFFJILL> Yes<br />
Sep 04 20:47:34 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Look the differences is like how you will see yourself in 2 years<br />
Sep 04 20:47:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You will kick yourself<br />
Sep 04 20:47:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> over stupid shit<br />
Sep 04 20:47:49 <GodBear01|TextOnly> that you thought was funny<br />
Sep 04 20:48:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> well<br />
Sep 04 20:48:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> im kickbanningeveryone<br />
Sep 04 20:48:07 <GodBear01|TextOnly> fuck this channel<br />
Sep 04 20:48:13 * GodBear01|TextOnly sets ban on *!*@*<br />
Sep 04 20:48:18 * GodBear01|TextOnly has kicked BFFJILL from #TrollParadise (GodBear01|TextOnly)<br />
Sep 04 20:48:22 * GodBear01|TextOnly has kicked fffffffffff from #TrollParadise (GodBear01|TextOnly)<br />
Sep 04 20:48:24 * GodBear01|TextOnly has kicked SomeGuySomewhere from #TrollParadise (GodBear01|TextOnly)<br />
Sep 04 20:48:25 <GodBear01|TextOnly> so<br />
Sep 04 20:48:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> fatniggo,<br />
Sep 04 20:48:31 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you there<br />
Sep 04 20:48:34 <fatniggo> yes sir<br />
Sep 04 20:48:36 <GodBear01|TextOnly> kik<br />
Sep 04 20:48:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> lol<br />
Sep 04 20:48:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> i ban everyone<br />
Sep 04 20:48:45 <fatniggo> lol<br />
Sep 04 20:48:46 <fatniggo> that was random<br />
Sep 04 20:48:54 <GodBear01|TextOnly> well i just set wildcard<br />
Sep 04 20:48:57 <GodBear01|TextOnly> so it wont let<br />
Sep 04 20:48:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> anyone in<br />
Sep 04 20:49:02 <GodBear01|TextOnly> here try<br />
Sep 04 20:49:05 * GodBear01|TextOnly has kicked fatniggo from #TrollParadise (GodBear01|TextOnly)<br />
Sep 04 20:49:18 * You've invited fatniggo to #TrollParadise (yume.ncirc)<br />
Sep 04 20:49:18 * GodBear01|TextOnly invited fatniggo into the channel.<br />
Sep 04 20:49:19 * fatniggo (president.@anon-765D03EF.triad.res.rr.com) has joined #TrollParadise<br />
Sep 04 20:49:23 * GodBear01|TextOnly gives channel operator status to fatniggo<br />
Sep 04 20:49:25 <GodBear01|TextOnly> cool huh<br />
Sep 04 20:49:28 <fatniggo> lol yeah<br />
Sep 04 21:43:39 * You've invited CEO to #TrollParadise (yume.ncirc)<br />
Sep 04 21:43:39 * GodBear01|TextOnly invited CEO into the channel.<br />
Sep 04 21:46:20 * CEO (CEO@kkk.kkk) has joined #TrollParadise<br />
Sep 04 21:46:59 * GodBear01|TextOnly gives channel operator status to CEO<br />
Sep 04 21:47:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HERRO<br />
Sep 04 21:48:43 <CEO> thats better<br />
Sep 04 21:48:48 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YOU MISS PARTY<br />
Sep 04 21:48:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I SET BAN ON<br />
Sep 04 21:48:56 <GodBear01|TextOnly> *!*@*<br />
Sep 04 21:48:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :D<br />
Sep 04 21:49:06 <CEO> I noticed<br />
Sep 04 21:49:28 * GodBear01|TextOnly removes ban on *!*@*<br />
Sep 04 21:49:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Happy<br />
Sep 04 21:49:34 <CEO> no<br />
Sep 04 21:49:39 <CEO> never again<br />
Sep 04 21:50:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> D:<br />
Sep 04 21:50:10 <GodBear01|TextOnly> u haet me<br />
Sep 04 21:50:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ;_;<br />
Sep 04 21:52:05 * GhostWriterL has changed the topic to: lolfaget | <%Doakes> I just keep it real. B) | RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE<br />
Sep 04 21:52:38 * GodBear01|TextOnly removes channel operator status from GhostWriterL<br />
Sep 04 21:52:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> THERE<br />
Sep 04 21:52:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HAPPY<br />
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=== It isn't the cesspool you depict it as ===<br />
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The recent posters seem to be knowledgeable. However, the place has gotten slow. Maybe the lamers left. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 11:59, 30 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I'm sure it's just the right level for you. Go, frolic. Seriously, get the fuck out. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 15:36, 30 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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=== Merge with Encyclopedia Dramatica ===<br />
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The subject of this article seems really insignificant; if Chris hadn't talked about this forum in [[Chris dispels videogame rumors|a video]] it wouldn't even warrant a mention on our website. I think that except for the first and third paragraph all of this article has no value to the CWCki's goal of documenting Chris. I suggest we include a brief mention of the forum in the article on ED and do away with rest of this article. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 07:22, 28 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
: Two-year late reply, but I have to heavily agree here. I think this article is needlessly inflammatory and insulting. While it might have been a festering cesspool of spergery, it doesn't warrant such a blindly slating article (or even an article at all) by any stretch. A section on the ED article would probably be far, far better than the article as it stands. Barely anything pipes to it anyway. --[[User:DX10|DX10]] ([[User talk:DX10|talk]]) 04:35, 8 May 2014 (UTC)<br />
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* Sorry for the late reply, but I agree. Merging now and the talk page for the forum is inserted too for archival purposes. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 04:46, 13 May 2014 (UTC)<br />
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Merged. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 04:50, 13 May 2014 (UTC)<br />
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: Just a note, ED is currently down, but should be up after the weekend. [[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 20:15, 16 May 2014 (UTC)<br />
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== had i known... ==<br />
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Had I known then that CWC would turn into what he is now, or was even shortly after, I wouldn't have fucked around with the page so much on ed.com (taking down for april fools etc). This wiki is fucking great btw gj guys. --[[User:Zaiger|Zaiger]] ([[User talk:Zaiger|talk]]) 21:12, 29 December 2014 (UTC)<br />
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==Recent Edits==<br />
It's December 2015, and I have edited this article to reflect the times. I had some big problems with its structure, which I found repetitive and confusing. Most importantly, I wanted to make it more accessible to people who are unfamiliar with ED and not connected with its drama. I don't think I deleted much, but I moved it around and shifted emphasis. Shit that seemed important in 2009 doesn't seem as important anymore. [[User:Asperhes|Asperhes]] ([[User talk:Asperhes|talk]]) 20:50, 7 December 2015 (UTC)<br />
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== New domain extention ==<br />
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Just a heads up: ED changed their domain extension to .rs instead of .se. So, make sure to change any links to the old ED (encyclopediadramatica.se) to go to the new one (encyclopediadramatica.rs).<br />
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-[[User:Windows OS|Windows OS]] ([[User talk:Windows OS|talk]]) 23:25, 30 March 2017 (UTC)</div>
Windows OS
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Encyclopedia_Dramatica&diff=205332
Talk:Encyclopedia Dramatica
2017-03-30T23:25:34Z
<p>Windows OS: /* New domain extention */ new section</p>
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<div>==To do==<br />
*find some more quotes from Chris on ED, and if someone could find the sauce of the quote I just posted. kthnx. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:15, 10 February 2009 (CET)<br />
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* Add some mention of the new People page, and the new places page (added April 5th.) --[[User:Tregnier2795|Tregnier2795]] 02:16, 7 April 2009 (CEST)<br />
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==Trolls trolling trolls==<br />
Just to clarify, no, I am not butthurt by ED. However, the faggots there were all like "Chris isn't funny anymore, let's delete this article" (and this was before the fake Vote for Deletion) which really wasn't resolved until people saw the sex tape and were like "Holy crap, I didn't realize he could go that low." --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:34, 20 March 2009 (CET)<br />
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== Blocked ==<br />
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*Can anyone access the ED page? I can't, somehow, AT&T or Open DNS blocked ED from my server...--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 07:38, 4 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
** ED is having problems today, as it routinely does. Not a forum etc shh. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 08:01, 4 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== ED has been sold ==<br />
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*Looks like Chris got what he wanted. The page is down and the website has been sold to some unfunny "Know-Your-Meme" type company. Should the page make mention of this or not? [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 19:46, 14 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
:*Herp. My face when it already has been changed. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 19:49, 14 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
::*ED hasn't been sold.<br />
::ED went away because its userbase used it strictly for attack articles and blatant, unfunny racism in its later days. In fact, if you read any of the articles from mid-2010 and beyond, they were fucking tryhard, holding no information nor any satire and were nothing but LOLWUTANIGGERFUKINJEW.<br>There's no one to blame for the loss of ED other than its userbase for not putting in the effort to actually make it what it was meant to be. [[User:Shiny|Shiny]] 21:08, 14 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
:::ED was sold without warning because Girlvinyl (or should I say, Sherrod DeGrippo) is a attention whore and a sellout. Now we do have [http://www.lurkmoarpedia.com Lurkmoarpedia] as a backup and revival, but they're in the process of searching Google's caches (Chris's article is currently text only). [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam &amp; Eggs]] 15:46, 16 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
::::Bullshit Shiny, and considering you're one of the greedy fucking Jews responsible for ED's death anyone who takes what you say seriously is a brain dead moron. The users didn't kill ED they made it interesting to read. You and your fat bitch boss DeGrippo killed ED because she wanted more fucking money. Don't you even dare try to blame the contributers you cunts. By the way, saw OhInternet's article on Know Your Meme "Internet Meme Database known for selling out internet culture for money." Ha ha ha, the utter hypocrisy in this statement.--[[User:Goatselover|Goatselover]] 08:55, 27 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
:::::Go ahead and call me a Jew. ED wasn't sold out. We have every right to blame the contributors for filling it with "NIGGER KIKE TROLL THIS 13 YEAR OLD DEVIANTART NIGGER ASPIE FURFAG KIKE" and making it a cesspool of faggotry. ED was not sold, we had nothing to sell.[[User:Shiny|Shiny]] 08:50, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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WAHHH WAHHHH HOW CAN I PROVE I'M HARDCORE IF ED IS GONE???????? JEWS JEWS JEWS WAHHHHHHHH --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 08:59, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Trying To Save What's Left of the ED Articles ==<br />
*Thankfully Google still has the cache which saved the text on a number of articles. http://www.google.com/search?btnG=1&pws=0&q=site%3Aencyclopediadramatica.com+chris+chan and click "Cached" (it's next to the URL). I don't know how long Google will keep these and I don't know what would be the best way to save this information. I'm going to save the HTML and post it here. It was really lousy of the ED admins to close without notice. [[User:Crow|Crow]] 07:57, 16 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
:*I'm pretty sure I got most of it. Couldn't find some of the Talk pages but I don't think it really matters that much. http://www.mediafire.com/?6m7hk01609e4e7k [[User:Crow|Crow]] 09:01, 16 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==EncyclopediaDramatica.ch==<br />
With the inside job on the death of the old ED, I added the relevant information to the article without going too in-depth on the issue. Before it almost looked as if the article was tacitly directing users to "the new ED at OhInternet which would be a terrible lie. <br />
Needless to say, the new ED is on track with well over a million page views and with all the articles but still needing more images of the old ED.<br />
Any work re-adding images to the CWC article would be appreciated since DeGrippo the Hutt and her gang have bleached all the old article images in their goal for a sanitized net. Seeing as most of the images are mirrored on here in some form, it shouldn't be too hard.--[[User:Ror|Ror]] 23:17, 21 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
:I looked over the article to see what images were missing with respect to Chris-stuff a few hours ago. The only ones not there are the ones which have different filenames here, but I'm sure there are still a couple missing images I can replace. I'll look through things in a few hours. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 03:31, 22 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
* ror is a big fat faggot who doesn't understand how the internet works. also probably 13 --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 08:57, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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==About the ad revenue thing==<br />
The article says that Ohinternet was created to increase ad revenues, but seeing as 1) that backfired incredibly (as can be seen by the drop in traffic and 100% decrease in URL value) and 2) the people at ED probably aren't that stupid, seeing as they have plenty of experience and a team of supposedly savvy individuals, I have to wonder if that was their intention. Should the ad revenue thing stay in or is that considered unnecessary POV? [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 03:41, 22 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Personally I don't see how this is relevant, as the article should be focusing on ED and how it relates to Chris. But from what Shiny has told me, it's hard to get advertisers when your content is "nigger nigger nigger" though it's possible they've alienated their userbase in the process. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:57, 22 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
**Well I knew my "un NPOV" version of events wouldn't last long, ha. At least the current article isn't as overtly pro "Oh Internet!" anymore. That was pretty much the point, aside from information on the successor site that carried on in the actual spirit of the former ED. I'm sure most users can tell which of the two sites chooses not to dilute any information on the subject. Honestly, I really don't see the point of OhI! aside from the temporary inadvertent visits via redirects from the old url and the fact Google is still showing ED results from the cache. But as a revenue sore it seems pretty poorly thought out. And everyone knows one KnowYourMeme is one too many. So, it is a mystery. --[[User:Ror|Ror]] 05:24, 22 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
*** DUHHH I DONT KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY IT COSTS TO RUN A HIGH TRAFFIC WEBSITE SO I HATE ALL SFW SHIT I AM SO EPICALLY HARDCORE DUHHHHH --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 08:57, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
**** I'd argue that all the Drama going on with ED and Oh!Internet isnt really any of the cwcki's concern, and there's no real reason to document it here. You're just giving the chantards attention. --[[User:Jakkarra|Jakkarra]] 09:04, 28 April 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Current status? ==<br />
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Couldn't really ask anyone ON ED, so I thought this was the best thing. Has anyone noticed it's been down for like a week now? Is it gone forever, did it move without my knowledge, revamping? What happened to it. This of course means that even the .se links on this page won't work anymore either.--[[User:The World Is Yours|The World Is Yours]] 09:42, 20 September 2013 (PDT)<br />
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* It's at a new domain at .es now. http://encyclopediadramatica.es/ [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 10:27, 20 September 2013 (PDT)<br />
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== Chris-chan (forum) talk page archive==<br />
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===Addition to the trolling community?===<br />
That statement just doesn't seem right to me--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 05:14, 23 December 2009 (CET)<br />
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===To do===<br />
Add a "Typical threads" like from the [[Krapple]] article. I couldn't think of anything funny. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:39, 20 September 2009 (CEST)<br />
*Done. They all link to the origninal topics, too. Tell me what you think. --[[User:Anon1Guardian|Anon1Guardian]] 21:28, 25 November 2009 (CET)[[Image:anonlaugh.png|50px]]<br />
:*It's even better that you added to actual links. Nice work, I like it a lot. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:56, 25 November 2009 (CET)<br />
::*Yeah. I would have added them to the [[Krapple]] article, but all the old ones are gone. :( --[[User:Anon1Guardian|Anon1Guardian]] 08:59, 26 November 2009 (CET)[[Image:Anonlaugh.png|50px]]<br />
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=== Chatlog ===<br />
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This is a log from #legi0n/#trollparadise from when the Legi0nfags trolled several members of the EDF. --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 07:55, 20 September 2009 (CEST)<br />
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Sep 04 16:46:41 * Cojack (ad51603a@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise<br />
Sep 04 16:47:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Hi!<br />
Sep 04 16:47:04 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Welcome friend.<br />
Sep 04 16:47:21 <Cojack> Well, hello there!<br />
Sep 04 16:47:39 <AlecVanKrause> hallo<br />
Sep 04 16:48:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> How are you?<br />
Sep 04 16:48:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Cojack, RESPOND<br />
Sep 04 16:48:52 * SteveSteve (SteveSteve@anon-9E3C8A8D.pppoe-dynamic.nb.aliant.net) has joined #TrollParadise<br />
Sep 04 16:49:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Why hello stevesteve<br />
Sep 04 16:49:05 * GodBear01|TextOnly gives voice to SteveSteve<br />
Sep 04 16:49:06 <SteveSteve> Oh hello<br />
Sep 04 16:49:16 <AlecVanKrause> hallo SteveSteve<br />
Sep 04 16:49:17 <Cojack> I'm here! I'm just a tad bit busy, I'm sorry. <br />
Sep 04 16:49:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Cojack, do you have a EDidiot account<br />
Sep 04 16:49:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you could help us<br />
Sep 04 16:49:34 <Cojack> How so?<br />
Sep 04 16:49:36 * CWC (79db7c36@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise<br />
Sep 04 16:49:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Oh hi!<br />
Sep 04 16:49:43 <Cojack> There's only so much that I can do.<br />
Sep 04 16:49:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I would have liked to make a thread<br />
Sep 04 16:49:46 <CWC> OM NOM NOM NOM<br />
Sep 04 16:49:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> with this chat URL<br />
Sep 04 16:49:57 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I think everyone needs to know<br />
Sep 04 16:49:59 * CWC has quit (client exited: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)<br />
Sep 04 16:50:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> about the new troll chat<br />
Sep 04 16:50:09 <Cojack> Well, why can't you?<br />
Sep 04 16:50:18 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I am a junior member<br />
Sep 04 16:50:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ;_;<br />
Sep 04 16:51:08 <Cojack> Oooh! Well, I'm sorry. I suppose keep posting until you have enough to upgrade or whatever. I mean, not spam, but...Yeah. Good idea about the chat, btw. <br />
Sep 04 16:51:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> well <br />
Sep 04 16:52:09 <GodBear01|TextOnly> all you need to do is make a thread and post that tinyurl<br />
Sep 04 16:52:13 <GodBear01|TextOnly> it would help get more people<br />
Sep 04 16:52:16 <GodBear01|TextOnly> we need to rally everyone<br />
Sep 04 16:53:55 <Cojack> Hmm. I suppose so. I'm about to leave, however, so I won't be able to do it right now.<br />
Sep 04 16:54:18 * q0hwqp (54391d7e@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise<br />
Sep 04 16:54:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> hi!<br />
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Sep 04 16:55:43 * theld (vesu@anon-1A37E9EF.hsd1.tn.comcast.net) has joined #TrollParadise<br />
Sep 04 16:56:37 <Cojack> Welcome.<br />
Sep 04 16:57:01 * You've invited NurseJoy to #TrollParadise (yume.ncirc)<br />
Sep 04 16:57:01 * GodBear01|TextOnly invited NurseJoy into the channel.<br />
Sep 04 16:58:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> hi theld<br />
Sep 04 16:58:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> How are you<br />
Sep 04 16:58:53 <theld> Hello.<br />
Sep 04 16:59:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ;_;<br />
Sep 04 17:00:10 <Cojack> Oh, pshaw. Don't cry now. Whose making the thread you mentioned? I would, but I'm really pressed for time. <br />
Sep 04 17:00:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No one is<br />
Sep 04 17:00:31 <GodBear01|TextOnly> We really need more people<br />
Sep 04 17:01:05 <Cojack> I see. <br />
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Sep 04 17:02:44 <Cojack> Well, I need to head out. Good luck, Godbear.<br />
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Sep 04 17:02:57 <GodBear01|TextOnly> fuck<br />
Sep 04 17:10:47 * DrShoggoth (DrShoggoth@anon-83A8E2E7.cust.wildblue.net) has joined #TrollParadise<br />
Sep 04 17:11:00 <DrShoggoth> heh<br />
Sep 04 17:11:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> NO<br />
Sep 04 17:11:04 <DrShoggoth> This may be fun<br />
Sep 04 17:11:04 <GodBear01|TextOnly> JOIN AS NURSE JOY<br />
Sep 04 17:11:12 <DrShoggoth> ok<br />
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Sep 04 17:11:25 * NurseJoy (AbortionDi@anon-83A8E2E7.cust.wildblue.net) has joined #TrollParadise<br />
Sep 04 17:12:30 <NurseJoy> alrighty<br />
Sep 04 17:14:36 * fatniggo (president.@anon-765D03EF.triad.res.rr.com) has joined #TrollParadise<br />
Sep 04 17:14:39 * AlecVanKrause gives channel operator status to NurseJoy<br />
Sep 04 17:31:34 * GhostWriterL (riftwarrio@anon-597A912E.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #TrollParadise<br />
Sep 04 17:31:39 * Derpington (43a0f2ac@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise<br />
Sep 04 17:31:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> WHO ARE YOU<br />
Sep 04 17:31:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU<br />
Sep 04 17:31:47 <NurseJoy> Derpington<br />
Sep 04 17:31:51 <NurseJoy> Do you have...<br />
Sep 04 17:31:52 <NurseJoy> breasts?<br />
Sep 04 17:31:54 <fatniggo> trollsta's paradise<br />
Sep 04 17:31:57 <Derpington> Im a guy<br />
Sep 04 17:32:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> FAGGOT<br />
Sep 04 17:32:04 <SteveSteve> The question stands<br />
Sep 04 17:32:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YOU SUCK DICK<br />
Sep 04 17:32:05 <GhostWriterL> Guys can have breasts<br />
Sep 04 17:32:10 <GhostWriterL> Amazing Atheist has breasts<br />
Sep 04 17:32:13 <Derpington> Yes, I has man boobs\<br />
Sep 04 17:32:13 * GodBear01|TextOnly gives channel operator status to Derpington<br />
Sep 04 17:32:13 <SteveSteve> Chris has breasts<br />
Sep 04 17:32:15 * GodBear01|TextOnly removes channel operator status from Derpington<br />
Sep 04 17:32:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YOU WANT IT BACK<br />
Sep 04 17:32:25 <NurseJoy> Derpington<br />
Sep 04 17:32:31 <NurseJoy> How long is your erect penis?<br />
Sep 04 17:32:32 <GodBear01|TextOnly> POST A PICTURE OF YOUR DICK WITH A TIMESTAMP<br />
Sep 04 17:32:37 <fatniggo> lol<br />
Sep 04 17:32:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> WE WANT IT TO SAY<br />
Sep 04 17:32:42 <GodBear01|TextOnly> "GODBEAR IS MY ONLY GOD"<br />
Sep 04 17:32:49 <GodBear01|TextOnly> WRITE DIRECTLY ONTO YOUR DICK<br />
Sep 04 17:32:52 <Derpington> But I don't believe in god<br />
Sep 04 17:32:55 <SteveSteve> with a picture of a bear also<br />
Sep 04 17:33:01 <NurseJoy> YOU BELIEVE IN GODBEAR<br />
Sep 04 17:33:06 <NurseJoy> THE SHORT NAME<br />
Sep 04 17:33:14 <NurseJoy> OF CWC'S ONE TRUE GOD<br />
Sep 04 17:33:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You believe in two things while on this chat<br />
Sep 04 17:33:24 <NurseJoy> GODJESUSMALLCONDUCTORBEARSONICTHEHEDGEHOGAMERICANRABBITOPTIMUSPRIME<br />
Sep 04 17:33:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you believe in corn<br />
Sep 04 17:33:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and you believe in godbear<br />
Sep 04 17:33:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> or you are a faggot<br />
Sep 04 17:33:33 <SteveSteve> His true name cannot be said by non-autistic tounges<br />
Sep 04 17:33:39 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and don't deserve to be a troll<br />
Sep 04 17:33:42 <NurseJoy> You also believe I'm sexy.<br />
Sep 04 17:33:43 <Derpington> I don't believe in corn either<br />
Sep 04 17:33:53 <NurseJoy> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF<br />
Sep 04 17:34:04 <NurseJoy> Corn is there whether you believe in it or not<br />
Sep 04 17:34:05 * bee (181454de@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise<br />
Sep 04 17:34:07 <GodBear01|TextOnly> BEE<br />
Sep 04 17:34:13 <GodBear01|TextOnly> THIS IS FOR MEN ONLY<br />
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Sep 04 17:34:16 <Derpington> Corn is a ploy to cover up 9/11 though<br />
Sep 04 17:34:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Corn<br />
Sep 04 17:34:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> is god<br />
Sep 04 17:34:21 <GodBear01|TextOnly> GOt it<br />
Sep 04 17:34:23 <GhostWriterL> Corn is a conspiracy created by vegans<br />
Sep 04 17:34:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You don't fuck with corn<br />
Sep 04 17:34:37 <Derpington> It's a 9/11 ploy though<br />
Sep 04 17:34:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You know what.<br />
Sep 04 17:34:51 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You don't know our special story<br />
Sep 04 17:34:53 <GodBear01|TextOnly> DO you?<br />
Sep 04 17:34:55 <Derpington> keep the people pleading for corn and cover 9/11 up<br />
Sep 04 17:35:03 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You don't know about our required reading material<br />
Sep 04 17:35:03 <Derpington> that's their plot<br />
Sep 04 17:35:16 <SteveSteve> How to talk to girls?<br />
Sep 04 17:35:16 <GodBear01|TextOnly> If you want to continue<br />
Sep 04 17:35:18 <NurseJoy> http://www.nvhforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=4669&view=previous<br />
Sep 04 17:35:18 <GhostWriterL> Shoggoth's hentai fanfic?<br />
Sep 04 17:35:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> If you want to<br />
Sep 04 17:35:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> troll chris<br />
Sep 04 17:35:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> for real<br />
Sep 04 17:35:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you will read that<br />
Sep 04 17:35:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> all of it<br />
Sep 04 17:35:48 <Derpington> read that forum<br />
Sep 04 17:35:50 <Derpington> right<br />
Sep 04 17:35:56 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Read the entire thing<br />
Sep 04 17:35:59 <Derpington> aight<br />
Sep 04 17:36:29 <SteveSteve> Read it...and 'enjoy' it<br />
Sep 04 17:36:35 <Derpington> ok<br />
Sep 04 17:36:42 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Don't stop reading it for any reason<br />
Sep 04 17:40:36 <Derpington> Needs moar rape<br />
Sep 04 17:40:43 <Derpington> seriously it just does<br />
Sep 04 17:40:49 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Finish it<br />
Sep 04 17:40:55 <Derpington> I have<br />
Sep 04 17:40:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> oh yeah<br />
Sep 04 17:41:04 <Derpington> Really though, it's not that special<br />
Sep 04 17:41:10 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You didn't read it then<br />
Sep 04 17:41:11 <Derpington> just shinji raping people<br />
Sep 04 17:41:18 <Derpington> no I did<br />
Sep 04 17:41:32 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I don't believe you.<br />
Sep 04 17:41:51 <Derpington> All the characters in Neon were mentally unstable allready<br />
Sep 04 17:42:02 <Derpington> So not much of a surprise if this actually happened<br />
Sep 04 17:42:21 <Derpington> I must say Asuka did deserve it though<br />
Sep 04 17:42:42 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Derpington<br />
Sep 04 17:42:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you are a sick fuck<br />
Sep 04 17:42:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> that no one can help<br />
Sep 04 17:42:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> go back to /b/<br />
Sep 04 17:42:52 * GodBear01|TextOnly has kicked Derpington from #TrollParadise (GodBear01|TextOnly)<br />
Sep 04 17:42:56 <GodBear01|TextOnly> faggot<br />
Sep 04 17:43:02 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I hope he bitches<br />
Sep 04 17:48:16 * DYKES (a44d35ec@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise<br />
Sep 04 17:48:35 <DYKES> hi<br />
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Sep 04 18:00:03 * GodBear01|TextOnly has changed the topic to: Welcome ED, TO THE NEW CHRIS-CHAN CHAT! http://tinyurl.com/trollparadise<br />
Sep 04 18:10:11 * BlurredOut (4512e9da@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise<br />
Sep 04 18:11:06 <BlurredOut> Evening.<br />
Sep 04 18:11:26 <GhostWriterL> HARRO<br />
Sep 04 18:12:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HI!<br />
Sep 04 18:12:13 <GodBear01|TextOnly> WELCOME<br />
Sep 04 18:12:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> DO YOU WANT TO TROLL CHRIS<br />
Sep 04 18:12:30 <BlurredOut> I take it this is mostly for us EDiots from the forums to discuss trolling ideas in a more secure environment.<br />
Sep 04 18:12:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Oh yeah<br />
Sep 04 18:12:49 <BlurredOut> I'm PokerFace on the forum.<br />
Sep 04 18:12:58 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Oh hi pokerface<br />
Sep 04 18:13:04 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You are a really epic troll<br />
Sep 04 18:13:10 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Like clydecash epic<br />
Sep 04 18:13:21 <BlurredOut> Nah, just average if you ask me.<br />
Sep 04 18:13:48 <BlurredOut> I only plan, I rarely do anything REALLY out there. Only thing I can take credit for is causing DestinyMew on Deviant Art some butthurt XD<br />
Sep 04 18:13:58 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Wait<br />
Sep 04 18:14:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Do you know cupcake<br />
Sep 04 18:14:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> can you get him on<br />
Sep 04 18:14:22 <BlurredOut> Cupcake...OH the guy who's been calling the Lumberjack XD<br />
Sep 04 18:14:59 <BlurredOut> Yeah I can go yell at him to get his ass in IRC.<br />
Sep 04 18:16:52 <BlurredOut> So what's all this about Clyde Cash actually having dinner with chris?<br />
Sep 04 18:17:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Well<br />
Sep 04 18:17:08 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ok<br />
Sep 04 18:17:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Feel free to tell the forums<br />
Sep 04 18:17:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ClydeCash visited the Chandlers while they were cleaning up<br />
Sep 04 18:17:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> as a Health Inspector<br />
Sep 04 18:17:35 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Chris almost called him a faggot<br />
Sep 04 18:17:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> but Bob rushed out<br />
Sep 04 18:17:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and invited him in<br />
Sep 04 18:17:53 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Clyde is now in the building looking for the autism papers<br />
Sep 04 18:18:32 <BlurredOut> You know, you always hear about REAL moments of win...but so rarely do you fall flat on your ass laughing so hard.<br />
Sep 04 18:19:03 <GhostWriterL> o.O<br />
Sep 04 18:19:12 <GhostWriterL> So they ARE getting inspected?<br />
Sep 04 18:19:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YEP<br />
Sep 04 18:19:39 <BlurredOut> That's awesome.<br />
Sep 04 18:19:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Make a thread<br />
Sep 04 18:19:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> also get everyone in here<br />
Sep 04 18:20:11 <BlurredOut> And here we were about to send in emails to the local newspaper :p<br />
Sep 04 18:20:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No<br />
Sep 04 18:20:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> We need to rally everyone up<br />
Sep 04 18:20:45 <BlurredOut> Sure, why not? Most EDiots browse or lurk /cwc/<br />
Sep 04 18:21:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> send them this<br />
Sep 04 18:21:06 <GodBear01|TextOnly> http://tinyurl.com/trollparadise<br />
Sep 04 18:21:09 <GodBear01|TextOnly> include that in the post<br />
Sep 04 18:23:00 <BlurredOut> It has been done.<br />
Sep 04 18:23:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :D<br />
Sep 04 18:23:47 <fatniggo> sweet, i can't wait to have all of the best cchan trolls in one room<br />
Sep 04 18:23:53 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Seriously<br />
Sep 04 18:24:01 <BlurredOut> I tell you, if he's busy cleaning for awhile, this gives me more time to hash out the specifics with my "Creamasaur" stuff. So far I got two artists working on it.<br />
Sep 04 18:24:10 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :D<br />
Sep 04 18:24:20 <fatniggo> explain creamasaur, i haven't gotten a chance to see it yet<br />
Sep 04 18:24:44 <BlurredOut> Basically, we're making a Lesbo character to be a love interest with Rosechu.<br />
Sep 04 18:25:28 <GodBear01|TextOnly> sounds great!!<br />
Sep 04 18:25:30 <BlurredOut> We've created this entire character who became so appauled by CWC in public that she turned lesbian. We're also making her claim to be the original creator of Sonichu when she was at PVCC and mentioned it with Chris while discussing how they both liked Soic.<br />
Sep 04 18:25:33 <BlurredOut> Sonic*<br />
Sep 04 18:25:34 <fatniggo> hahahaha!! i love it!<br />
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Sep 04 18:25:59 <BlurredOut> She found out Chris stole the Sonichu idea and is ready to RAAGE.<br />
Sep 04 18:26:07 <GhostWriterL> I thought she was supposed to have made Rosechu?<br />
Sep 04 18:26:10 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HI!<br />
Sep 04 18:26:12 <BlurredOut> We may even have some camwhores portray her as real.<br />
Sep 04 18:26:12 <GhostWriterL> And Chris stole her<br />
Sep 04 18:26:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> WELCOME<br />
Sep 04 18:26:20 <BlurredOut> Well that was the original idea.<br />
Sep 04 18:26:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I am open to camwhores<br />
Sep 04 18:26:26 <GhostWriterL> Hey, Bee could do it<br />
Sep 04 18:26:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> BEE IS DEAD<br />
Sep 04 18:26:48 <BlurredOut> But we figured it'd be more lulzy to just claim he stole FUCKING everything and watch him rage out.<br />
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Sep 04 18:27:37 <BlurredOut> Another trolls suggested we come up with a gay lover for Sonichu...but I'm content to stick with this one.<br />
Sep 04 18:27:42 <GodBear01|TextOnly> hellO!<br />
Sep 04 18:27:52 <BlurredOut> Hey, any incoming EDiots, stay. No seriously.<br />
Sep 04 18:27:53 <GhostWriterL> I wonder if it'd be possible to imply that Family Guy got the inspiration for the "Peter Griffin finds out he's retarded" episode from Chris-Chan<br />
Sep 04 18:27:56 <BlurredOut> Shit is going down.<br />
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Sep 04 18:28:13 <BlurredOut> FAG.<br />
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Sep 04 18:28:20 <fatniggo> well, they did do that episode where peter was dressed up like chrissy<br />
Sep 04 18:28:25 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HELLO EVERYONE<br />
Sep 04 18:28:31 <BFFJILL> Hey<br />
Sep 04 18:28:39 <GhostWriterL> Someone needs to point that out to Chris and make him rage at that, too<br />
Sep 04 18:28:48 <GhostWriterL> Send angry e-mails to Cartoon Network<br />
Sep 04 18:28:56 <GhostWriterL> And get put up on those Adult Swim bumps<br />
Sep 04 18:29:07 <BlurredOut> He would send ANGRY videos....his emails are hard to read because of how RETARDED he is.<br />
Sep 04 18:29:21 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YEAH!<br />
Sep 04 18:29:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> But<br />
Sep 04 18:29:27 <GodBear01|TextOnly> we should add stuff the videos<br />
Sep 04 18:29:30 <BFFJILL> So Clydes with the Health inspectors?<br />
Sep 04 18:29:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> like food<br />
Sep 04 18:29:34 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Nonnono<br />
Sep 04 18:29:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Clyde is posing as a health inspector<br />
Sep 04 18:29:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> he is eating dinner with the chandlers<br />
Sep 04 18:30:10 <BFFJILL> OH.. That is amazing<br />
Sep 04 18:30:10 <BlurredOut> Wonder if he'll break it to them softly...<br />
Sep 04 18:30:11 <GhostWriterL> Tell him to take anti-biotics after he leaves<br />
Sep 04 18:30:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He is searching<br />
Sep 04 18:30:19 <BlurredOut> And even better, maybe he has a WIRE on him.<br />
Sep 04 18:30:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> for the papers<br />
Sep 04 18:30:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ;3 maybe<br />
Sep 04 18:30:32 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Also kacey<br />
Sep 04 18:30:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> about her<br />
Sep 04 18:30:36 <GodBear01|TextOnly> she was from south africa<br />
Sep 04 18:31:17 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Also<br />
Sep 04 18:31:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> today is bob's birthday<br />
Sep 04 18:31:28 <GodBear01|TextOnly> So its a birthday celebration<br />
Sep 04 18:31:33 <BFFJILL> Happy 82nd... <br />
Sep 04 18:31:48 <GodBear01|TextOnly> So clyde is there<br />
Sep 04 18:31:48 <BlurredOut> So I heard XD, I'd feel bad for him if he wasn't so naive.<br />
Sep 04 18:31:51 <GodBear01|TextOnly> with everyone<br />
Sep 04 18:32:01 <BlurredOut> I'l brb, phone.<br />
Sep 04 18:32:02 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He went in alone<br />
Sep 04 18:32:22 <BFFJILL> Hope he doesnt go An hero from what he sees....<br />
Sep 04 18:32:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Who and what do you mean<br />
Sep 04 18:32:40 <BFFJILL> Clyde<br />
Sep 04 18:32:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Clyde is a god<br />
Sep 04 18:32:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> remember<br />
Sep 04 18:32:56 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He doesn't die<br />
Sep 04 18:33:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> And when he does<br />
Sep 04 18:33:03 <GodBear01|TextOnly> another one takes his place<br />
Sep 04 18:33:08 <GodBear01|TextOnly> we have over 200 clydes<br />
Sep 04 18:33:14 <GodBear01|TextOnly> waiting to take the next ones place<br />
Sep 04 18:33:16 <BFFJILL> :0<br />
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Sep 04 18:34:50 <abba149> hi im lost<br />
Sep 04 18:35:06 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Hi<br />
Sep 04 18:35:31 <BFFJILL> So does Clyde has any sort of communication devince, or any way to record this?<br />
Sep 04 18:35:38 <abba149> i was lookin for a 4chan irc and i stumbled into this server<br />
Sep 04 18:35:49 <BlurredOut> And I'm back, so I take it he's almost done there...or at least I hope. Its almost 10pm where Chris is...an we all know how Chris has an insatiable hunger for cock.<br />
Sep 04 18:36:03 <GhostWriterL> Clyde gonna get raped?<br />
Sep 04 18:36:14 <abba149> people like to call me a troll so i came in here<br />
Sep 04 18:36:20 <BlurredOut> Only if he stays there too long.<br />
Sep 04 18:36:31 <BlurredOut> Orly Abba? HOW ARE YOU A TROLL!?<br />
Sep 04 18:36:31 <GhostWriterL> How long has he been there?<br />
Sep 04 18:36:38 <GhostWriterL> A troll?<br />
Sep 04 18:36:42 <GhostWriterL> WTF is a troll?<br />
Sep 04 18:36:46 <abba149> i poke to learn things in a unassuming mannor<br />
Sep 04 18:36:53 <BlurredOut> I see....<br />
Sep 04 18:36:55 <BlurredOut> Tell me<br />
Sep 04 18:36:57 <BlurredOut> Do you.<br />
Sep 04 18:36:58 <BlurredOut> Know<br />
Sep 04 18:37:02 <BlurredOut> About the bird?<br />
Sep 04 18:37:13 <abba149> bird is the word?<br />
Sep 04 18:37:18 <GhostWriterL> Shit, he passed<br />
Sep 04 18:37:21 <BlurredOut> He has passed the test.<br />
Sep 04 18:37:26 <abba149> lol thats and old one<br />
Sep 04 18:37:48 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Oh<br />
Sep 04 18:37:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Hell no<br />
Sep 04 18:37:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No family guy<br />
Sep 04 18:37:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Oh speaking of which<br />
Sep 04 18:38:00 <BlurredOut> :p<br />
Sep 04 18:38:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> we do have a test<br />
Sep 04 18:38:05 <abba149> the song is older then the net<br />
Sep 04 18:38:09 <GodBear01|TextOnly> http://www.nvhforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=4669&view=previous<br />
Sep 04 18:38:10 <GodBear01|TextOnly> read<br />
Sep 04 18:38:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> all of this<br />
Sep 04 18:38:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Don't stop<br />
Sep 04 18:38:17 <fatniggo> the net is 40! is it older than 40?<br />
Sep 04 18:38:22 <fatniggo> probably is now that i think about it<br />
Sep 04 18:38:29 <BlurredOut> Well the song is OLD as hell.<br />
Sep 04 18:38:50 <BlurredOut> but the Jokes has been around since at least the 80s.<br />
Sep 04 18:38:56 <BlurredOut> Family Guy over did it...HORRIBLY.<br />
Sep 04 18:39:04 <BlurredOut> But enough about that shit.<br />
Sep 04 18:39:08 <BlurredOut> THIS IS ABOUT CHRISSY<br />
Sep 04 18:39:12 <abba149> Blurredout you old school<br />
Sep 04 18:39:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Read the entire story<br />
Sep 04 18:39:46 <GodBear01|TextOnly> no talking in here<br />
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Sep 04 18:39:52 <BlurredOut> XD<br />
Sep 04 18:40:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ALL OF IT<br />
Sep 04 18:40:35 <BlurredOut> Can I shoot myself now?<br />
Sep 04 18:40:50 <BlurredOut> DATE RAEP 2: ELECTRIC BUGALOO!<br />
Sep 04 18:41:18 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Nope<br />
Sep 04 18:41:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Hey<br />
Sep 04 18:41:22 <GodBear01|TextOnly> by the way<br />
Sep 04 18:41:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I brought plenty of fizzy drinks - for me.<br />
Sep 04 18:41:34 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Spread this story around<br />
Sep 04 18:41:48 <abba149> moo<br />
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Sep 04 18:42:23 <BlurredOut> Finally.<br />
Sep 04 18:42:40 <BlurredOut> Yeah, no one is really checking out the forum topic...<br />
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Sep 04 18:42:57 <BlurredOut> Cupcake pretty much said "meh" to coming in here...<br />
Sep 04 18:43:04 <GodBear01|TextOnly> D:<br />
Sep 04 18:43:12 <BlurredOut> That and he's busy trying to reach Chris.<br />
Sep 04 18:43:32 <BlurredOut> Who has answered the phone only TWICE to say: "WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF DINNER YOU FILTHY TROLLS!"<br />
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Sep 04 18:43:41 <abba149> any of you guys pirates?<br />
Sep 04 18:43:49 <BlurredOut> Welcome to T.R.O.L.L<br />
Sep 04 18:43:50 * GhostWriterL is now known as WhiteKnight<br />
Sep 04 18:44:08 <BlurredOut> The REALLY old LUMP LICKERS<br />
Sep 04 18:44:11 * WhiteKnight is now known as GhostWriterL<br />
Sep 04 18:44:16 <abba149> lol<br />
Sep 04 18:44:19 <BlurredOut> Are you a lump licker?<br />
Sep 04 18:44:31 <abba149> yes<br />
Sep 04 18:44:34 <BlurredOut> ARE YOU?!<br />
Sep 04 18:44:41 <abba149> nips?<br />
Sep 04 18:44:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No<br />
Sep 04 18:44:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> This is trollstas paradise<br />
Sep 04 18:44:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No exceptions<br />
Sep 04 18:44:52 <abba149> :P<br />
Sep 04 18:45:22 <BlurredOut> SHUT UP MAN YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME IN FRONT OF MY E-FRIENDS.<br />
Sep 04 18:45:26 <abba149> lmfao you guys just got your self and abba<br />
Sep 04 18:45:35 <BlurredOut> derp<br />
Sep 04 18:45:36 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YOU HAVE NO E-FRIENDS<br />
Sep 04 18:45:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> THATS WHY<br />
Sep 04 18:45:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I AM AWESOME<br />
Sep 04 18:45:42 <GodBear01|TextOnly> GOT IT<br />
Sep 04 18:45:46 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YOU RESPECT ME<br />
Sep 04 18:45:47 <BlurredOut> DERP DE DERP!<br />
Sep 04 18:45:52 <abba149> He is Awesome GOT TITS<br />
Sep 04 18:45:54 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YOU CALL ME YOUR FUCKING LORD AND MASTER<br />
Sep 04 18:46:04 <abba149> LORD AND MASTER!<br />
Sep 04 18:46:15 <abba149> bater<br />
Sep 04 18:46:18 <BlurredOut> De derp derp, derping de derp derp<br />
Sep 04 18:46:21 <abba149> DERP!<br />
Sep 04 18:46:25 <abba149> DUH!<br />
Sep 04 18:46:27 <BlurredOut> no.<br />
Sep 04 18:46:30 <abba149> NO!<br />
Sep 04 18:46:32 <abba149> lo<br />
Sep 04 18:46:33 <abba149> l<br />
Sep 04 18:46:37 <abba149> LMFAO<br />
Sep 04 18:46:46 <BlurredOut> Satan is my lord and master. This I know for the pastor tells me so...<br />
Sep 04 18:46:48 <BlurredOut> ....in bed.<br />
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Sep 04 18:46:52 <abba149> what lines you got<br />
Sep 04 18:46:57 <BlurredOut> FINALLY<br />
Sep 04 18:47:06 <abba149> in bed i would like some Sects<br />
Sep 04 18:47:07 <BlurredOut> I only sent the message HOURS ago.<br />
Sep 04 18:47:28 <SpookyCupcakes> I heard something about clyde cash trolling as a health inspector?<br />
Sep 04 18:47:45 <BlurredOut> Thats about the gist of it, and now he's searching for the papres.<br />
Sep 04 18:47:48 <BlurredOut> papers*<br />
Sep 04 18:47:54 <abba149> PAPERS!<br />
Sep 04 18:47:54 <GodBear01|TextOnly> its true<br />
Sep 04 18:47:58 <abba149> BILLY CANT READ!<br />
Sep 04 18:47:59 <SpookyCupcakes> what papers?<br />
Sep 04 18:48:04 <GodBear01|TextOnly> THIS JUST IN<br />
Sep 04 18:48:09 <GodBear01|TextOnly> CLYDE MIGHT HAVE FOUND THEM<br />
Sep 04 18:48:13 <abba149> OMFG<br />
Sep 04 18:48:17 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HE THINKS THEY ARE HIDDEN IN THE CEREAL BOXES<br />
Sep 04 18:48:18 <SpookyCupcakes> WHAT PAPERS?!<br />
Sep 04 18:48:25 <BlurredOut> Might or did, I don't deal with the IMPOSSIBLE.<br />
Sep 04 18:48:31 <abba149> THE PASSPORTS FOR THE OPERATION<br />
Sep 04 18:48:42 <SpookyCupcakes> lolwut<br />
Sep 04 18:48:43 <abba149> the mission is clear<br />
Sep 04 18:48:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No seriously<br />
Sep 04 18:48:59 <SpookyCupcakes> guys, I have no fucking clue whats going on right now<br />
Sep 04 18:48:59 <BlurredOut> Also, I'm beginning to suspect this ENTIRE IRC is a shame...a...a....<br />
Sep 04 18:49:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> the chandlers are dumb enough<br />
Sep 04 18:49:03 <GodBear01|TextOnly> to hide them there<br />
Sep 04 18:49:05 <BlurredOut> A TROLL TROLLIN THE TROLL!<br />
Sep 04 18:49:05 <abba149> we needs to makes Transectsuals<br />
Sep 04 18:49:23 <BlurredOut> Sorry, paranoia was taking root again.<br />
Sep 04 18:49:35 <BlurredOut> You get that from having to deal with people like Chris and Chase...<br />
Sep 04 18:49:41 <abba149> TROLL OMFG THERE ARE TROLLS IN HERE<br />
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Sep 04 18:50:09 <abba149> ARF!<br />
Sep 04 18:50:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> what the hell<br />
Sep 04 18:51:10 <abba149> Snow cones?<br />
Sep 04 18:51:25 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Fuck<br />
Sep 04 18:51:33 <abba149> im the Celery stalker<br />
Sep 04 18:51:46 <GodBear01|TextOnly> dammit mibbit broke<br />
Sep 04 18:53:19 <abba149> WHat about MY Bit?<br />
Sep 04 18:53:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> >:(<br />
Sep 04 18:54:09 <abba149> WHy is it a chicken<br />
Sep 04 18:55:32 <abba149> NAO!<br />
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Sep 04 18:58:28 <abba149> this seems to be the only good room<br />
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Sep 04 19:27:55 <BFFJILL> So whats happening now?<br />
Sep 04 19:28:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> working on things<br />
Sep 04 19:28:07 <BFFJILL> Ah<br />
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Sep 04 19:33:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> hi<br />
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Sep 04 19:34:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> hi<br />
Sep 04 19:34:07 <BFFJILL> Hey<br />
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Sep 04 19:34:31 <mib_etzsu9> Hi.<br />
Sep 04 19:34:40 <mib_bsrrrq> Whoa, there is one.<br />
Sep 04 19:35:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> hi<br />
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Sep 04 19:37:04 <Doakes> Soooo<br />
Sep 04 19:37:09 <BFFJILL> What "papers" are clyde looking for?<br />
Sep 04 19:37:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> the one<br />
Sep 04 19:37:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> that proves his autism<br />
Sep 04 19:37:35 <GodBear01|TextOnly> to find out<br />
Sep 04 19:37:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> if Chris is retarded<br />
Sep 04 19:37:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> or just really stupid<br />
Sep 04 19:37:44 <Doakes> How is Clyde talking with u?<br />
Sep 04 19:37:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Secret<br />
Sep 04 19:38:04 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I aint saying shit<br />
Sep 04 19:38:11 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I am telling you guys as a favor<br />
Sep 04 19:38:15 <Doakes> OK, cool.<br />
Sep 04 19:38:47 <BFFJILL> What time is it in Virginia?<br />
Sep 04 19:38:57 <Doakes> 10:38<br />
Sep 04 19:39:04 <Doakes> I'm in Virginia. :D<br />
Sep 04 19:40:24 <fatniggo> how far from chris?<br />
Sep 04 19:40:31 <GhostWriterL> Clyde better leave soon...<br />
Sep 04 19:40:39 <BFFJILL> Sweet :D I wonder how much longer theyll let him stay their...<br />
Sep 04 19:40:42 <GhostWriterL> He'll get the kitty aids<br />
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Sep 04 19:40:48 <Doakes> I'm on the other side of Virginia.<br />
Sep 04 19:40:48 <fatniggo> D:<br />
Sep 04 19:40:53 <Doakes> I knooooowwww<br />
Sep 04 19:40:54 <fatniggo> near what state?<br />
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Sep 04 19:41:02 <mib_t85owr> what ahppened<br />
Sep 04 19:41:11 <fatniggo> plz change ur name<br />
Sep 04 19:41:15 <GhostWriterL> How do you know they haven't taken him hostage?<br />
Sep 04 19:41:22 <mib_t85owr> how do i namechange<br />
Sep 04 19:41:30 <mib_b3p960> &#3232;_&#3232;<br />
Sep 04 19:41:42 <fatniggo> "/nick whatever"<br />
Sep 04 19:41:46 * mib_t85owr is now known as durrrrrf<br />
Sep 04 19:42:12 <durrrrrf> any new<br />
Sep 04 19:42:14 <GhostWriterL> Niggo, we might need you to go on a rescue mission<br />
Sep 04 19:42:18 <GhostWriterL> Get your pickle suit<br />
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Sep 04 19:42:29 <fatniggo> but it's a 3 hour drrriiivveee<br />
Sep 04 19:43:03 <Doakes> 2 hours. :P<br />
Sep 04 19:43:36 <GodBear01|TextOnly> OH FUCK GUYS<br />
Sep 04 19:43:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> CLYDE NEEDS HELP<br />
Sep 04 19:43:44 <GodBear01|TextOnly> WHO CAN GET DOWN THERE FAST<br />
Sep 04 19:43:59 <BFFJILL> GIVE US INFORMATION MAN <br />
Sep 04 19:43:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> CLYDE IS IN DANGER OF BEING ARRESTED<br />
Sep 04 19:44:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HE WENT IN ALONE<br />
Sep 04 19:44:17 <BFFJILL> OH shit.. why?<br />
Sep 04 19:44:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Because<br />
Sep 04 19:44:42 <GodBear01|TextOnly> they would ask questions<br />
Sep 04 19:44:49 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He is disguised as a health agent<br />
Sep 04 19:44:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> remember<br />
Sep 04 19:44:51 <GhostWriterL> Oh shit, did they call the cops?<br />
Sep 04 19:45:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No they are interrogating him<br />
Sep 04 19:45:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He needs a ride<br />
Sep 04 19:45:25 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Now<br />
Sep 04 19:45:31 <GhostWriterL> NIGGO<br />
Sep 04 19:45:31 <GhostWriterL> GO<br />
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Sep 04 19:45:40 <Doakes> Dumbass needs to plan for this stuff. :l<br />
Sep 04 19:45:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> WE NEED SOMEONE TO DRIVE TO CHRIS'S HOUSE<br />
Sep 04 19:45:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HE DID PLAN<br />
Sep 04 19:45:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> FOR 2 YEARS<br />
Sep 04 19:45:55 <GhostWriterL> How the fuck did he get over there?<br />
Sep 04 19:45:56 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HE FORGOT HOW TO GET OUT<br />
Sep 04 19:45:58 <GodBear01|TextOnly> BY BUS<br />
Sep 04 19:45:59 <GhostWriterL> If he can't leave?<br />
Sep 04 19:46:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> NO TRACES<br />
Sep 04 19:46:01 <GhostWriterL> ...<br />
Sep 04 19:46:07 <BFFJILL> .....<br />
Sep 04 19:46:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I am not kidding<br />
Sep 04 19:46:44 <BFFJILL> We need proof :/<br />
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Sep 04 19:46:58 <GhostWriterL> It'd take me 2 days to get over there<br />
Sep 04 19:47:16 <BFFJILL> I could run down there right now..If a reel patriot was in need........<br />
Sep 04 19:47:24 <charles_charlemang> Evening TrollParadise.<br />
Sep 04 19:47:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He is in need<br />
Sep 04 19:47:28 <fatniggo> fuck..<br />
Sep 04 19:47:37 <mib_o76q4j> good evening<br />
Sep 04 19:47:45 <Doakes> I don't beleive a word of this.<br />
Sep 04 19:47:51 <fatniggo> alright. I can go up US 29 N, but it will take me about 2 1/2 hours<br />
Sep 04 19:48:02 <charles_charlemang> So the house is being inspected thoroughly?<br />
Sep 04 19:48:22 <GodBear01|TextOnly> CLYDE IS FUCKED<br />
Sep 04 19:48:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> SHIT<br />
Sep 04 19:48:37 * ClydeCash (cash.c@anon-597A912E.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #TrollParadise<br />
Sep 04 19:48:53 <BFFJILL> Clyde :<<br />
Sep 04 19:48:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> CLYDE<br />
Sep 04 19:48:56 <Doakes> No, he's right there.<br />
Sep 04 19:48:57 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ARE YOU OK<br />
Sep 04 19:49:05 <fatniggo> WTF?<br />
Sep 04 19:49:06 <GodBear01|TextOnly> THESE FAGGOTS WANT PROOF<br />
Sep 04 19:49:09 <fatniggo> thank god i didn't go<br />
Sep 04 19:49:11 <ClydeCash> Im fucking stranded<br />
Sep 04 19:49:18 <charles_charlemang> Whats this all I'm hearing about on the DAMN INTERNET?<br />
Sep 04 19:49:18 <ClydeCash> someone get me out of this dump<br />
Sep 04 19:49:49 <ClydeCash> I need a ride, someone come get me<br />
Sep 04 19:49:53 <BFFJILL> How are you on the internet?<br />
Sep 04 19:50:02 <GodBear01|TextOnly> EVERYTHING HAS INTERNET<br />
Sep 04 19:50:04 <Doakes> So you jack their compuer?<br />
Sep 04 19:50:06 <mib_o76q4j> Where are you at?<br />
Sep 04 19:50:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> BFFJILL, DID YOU EVER HEAR OF THE IPHONE<br />
Sep 04 19:50:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HURRRR<br />
Sep 04 19:50:22 <ClydeCash> Chris let me use his.<br />
Sep 04 19:50:33 <Doakes> Semen stains?<br />
Sep 04 19:50:41 <charles_charlemang> Do you realize. Do you realize, that when you enter a house... that you can get trapped?<br />
Sep 04 19:50:44 <ClydeCash> I'm trying not to think about it<br />
Sep 04 19:50:48 <mib_o76q4j> ITS A TRAP<br />
Sep 04 19:50:56 <ClydeCash> Someone fucking come get me<br />
Sep 04 19:50:59 <BFFJILL> Clyde..Clyde...CLYDE! <br />
Sep 04 19:50:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No its not<br />
Sep 04 19:51:27 <GodBear01|TextOnly> he needs help<br />
Sep 04 19:51:28 <fatniggo> clyde, it'll take me 2.5 to get there<br />
Sep 04 19:51:44 <Doakes> How the hell did you get there?<br />
Sep 04 19:52:00 <mib_o76q4j> Wait, Clyde your in Chris's house?<br />
Sep 04 19:52:06 <ClydeCash> I don't care. I'll pay for gas<br />
Sep 04 19:52:10 <ClydeCash> By bus<br />
Sep 04 19:52:16 <ClydeCash> Then I walked<br />
Sep 04 19:52:26 <charles_charlemang> Could you describe the odor of the residence?<br />
Sep 04 19:52:28 <Doakes> Just walk out and back to he bus.<br />
Sep 04 19:52:30 <charles_charlemang> Cat piss?<br />
Sep 04 19:52:38 <ClydeCash> Buses don't run this late<br />
Sep 04 19:52:41 <fatniggo> alright. PM me your cell number so I can call you when I get close<br />
Sep 04 19:52:43 <mib_o76q4j> Go find Megan<br />
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Sep 04 19:52:54 <mib_o76q4j> She is trap in Chris's mirror<br />
Sep 04 19:52:56 <ClydeCash> Thanks dude<br />
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Sep 04 19:53:08 <ClydeCash> No, Megan escaped<br />
Sep 04 19:53:14 <ClydeCash> I didn't hear any screams for help<br />
Sep 04 19:53:17 <GodBear01|TextOnly> fff<br />
Sep 04 19:53:22 <GodBear01|TextOnly> clyde quit being stupid<br />
Sep 04 19:53:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you could go to jail<br />
Sep 04 19:53:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> we both know megan was a bitch<br />
Sep 04 19:53:38 <BFFJILL> How are you trapped clyde..Why dont you just like leave...<br />
Sep 04 19:53:51 <ClydeCash> I don't have a ride<br />
Sep 04 19:54:02 <charles_charlemang> Well, walk around the block.<br />
Sep 04 19:54:20 <ClydeCash> I'm going to now that I have a ride<br />
Sep 04 19:54:29 <charles_charlemang> But first<br />
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Sep 04 19:54:34 <charles_charlemang> Share with us some experiences.<br />
Sep 04 19:54:43 <mib_h1flcp> good <br />
Sep 04 19:54:45 <charles_charlemang> What was the highlight of the evening?<br />
Sep 04 19:54:47 <Doakes> Please do. Not enough evedince.<br />
Sep 04 19:54:58 <Doakes> Did you look in their fridge?<br />
Sep 04 19:55:02 * mib_cjfp3e (560ab845@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise<br />
Sep 04 19:55:04 <ClydeCash> I'll post evidence later<br />
Sep 04 19:55:07 <mib_h1flcp> trsegtswegg<br />
Sep 04 19:55:08 <lemmiwinks> hey<br />
Sep 04 19:55:15 <mib_o76q4j> Go find blow up dool<br />
Sep 04 19:55:16 <ClydeCash> Going now... I'm feeling sick<br />
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Sep 04 19:55:24 <mib_h1flcp> I call shenanigans<br />
Sep 04 19:55:26 <charles_charlemang> It couldn't be that bad.<br />
Sep 04 19:55:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Its real<br />
Sep 04 19:55:36 <charles_charlemang> Yeah, it seems like a 21st Century radio play.<br />
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Sep 04 19:55:50 <mib_h1flcp> whats the proof?<br />
Sep 04 19:55:53 <Doakes> We'll see. Will something show up on /cwc/ sometime soon?<br />
Sep 04 19:56:06 <GodBear01|TextOnly> yes<br />
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Sep 04 19:56:17 <charles_charlemang> GodBear01 is the only GodBear01 and Muhammed his messenger. Pbuh. How was this setup?<br />
Sep 04 19:56:34 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Well<br />
Sep 04 19:56:39 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I have a song.<br />
Sep 04 19:56:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Its the song<br />
Sep 04 19:56:46 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I have<br />
Sep 04 19:56:57 <GodBear01|TextOnly> It goes something like this<br />
Sep 04 19:57:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> its called<br />
Sep 04 19:57:14 <GodBear01|TextOnly> "You guys are too fucking gullible and are the laughingstock of the trolling community"<br />
Sep 04 19:57:18 * GodBear01|TextOnly sets mode +m #TrollParadise<br />
Sep 04 19:57:24 * GodBear01|TextOnly gives channel operator status to GhostWriterL<br />
Sep 04 19:57:31 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :D<br />
Sep 04 19:57:35 * GodBear01|TextOnly has changed the topic to: lolfaget<br />
Sep 04 19:57:37 * lemmiwinks is now known as fatniggo<br />
Sep 04 19:57:41 * GodBear01|TextOnly sets mode -m #TrollParadise<br />
Sep 04 19:57:43 <BFFJILL> Good one!<br />
Sep 04 19:57:52 <fatniggo> A Monkey ripped off the tires of my car, so i'm back<br />
Sep 04 19:57:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I just got aids and died<br />
Sep 04 19:58:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Happy.<br />
Sep 04 19:58:11 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You guys are all idiots<br />
Sep 04 19:58:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> boxes.<br />
Sep 04 19:58:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> fucking seriously?<br />
Sep 04 19:58:18 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Phone calls?<br />
Sep 04 19:58:22 <Doakes> Not me. That's gay.<br />
Sep 04 19:58:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Boxxy references.<br />
Sep 04 19:58:31 <Doakes> What?<br />
Sep 04 19:58:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Your goddamn forums<br />
Sep 04 19:58:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> has made /cwc/<br />
Sep 04 19:58:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> which was the worst place for chris trolling<br />
Sep 04 19:58:48 <charles_charlemang> Boxxy should be circumcised, blinded, publicly shamed and then summarily executed.<br />
Sep 04 19:58:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> look<br />
Sep 04 19:58:58 <GodBear01|TextOnly> when trolling Chris<br />
Sep 04 19:59:02 <GodBear01|TextOnly> it doesn't involve memes<br />
Sep 04 19:59:02 <Doakes> What is Boxxy?<br />
Sep 04 19:59:06 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and it doesn't involve<br />
Sep 04 19:59:08 <GodBear01|TextOnly> doing shit like<br />
Sep 04 19:59:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> "OH LOL GAIS WE ARE COOL WE ARE LEGI0N"<br />
Sep 04 19:59:35 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Thats the shit I've seen from the goddamn forum<br />
Sep 04 19:59:39 <Doakes> Wait, is this a bunch of 4chan faggots here?<br />
Sep 04 19:59:44 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Wait us?<br />
Sep 04 19:59:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No<br />
Sep 04 19:59:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ED forum<br />
Sep 04 19:59:48 <Doakes> Good<br />
Sep 04 19:59:49 <GodBear01|TextOnly> probably.<br />
Sep 04 19:59:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Fuck 4chan<br />
Sep 04 19:59:55 <charles_charlemang> "Anonymous" died sometime around early 2007, what's the deal with that?<br />
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Sep 04 20:00:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Yeah<br />
Sep 04 20:00:04 <fatniggo> lol<br />
Sep 04 20:00:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> but<br />
Sep 04 20:00:08 <charles_charlemang> Why do they continue to behave a particular way?<br />
Sep 04 20:00:08 <GodBear01|TextOnly> some of you<br />
Sep 04 20:00:09 <Doakes> I post there becaue I have nolife. I hate all these dmn Guy Fawes fags.<br />
Sep 04 20:00:13 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Well<br />
Sep 04 20:00:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Doakes<br />
Sep 04 20:00:19 * PokerFace (4512e9da@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise<br />
Sep 04 20:00:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you don't have to be like that<br />
Sep 04 20:00:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> POKERFACE<br />
Sep 04 20:00:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YOU ESPECIALLY<br />
Sep 04 20:00:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> AND YOUR PLANS<br />
Sep 04 20:00:31 <GodBear01|TextOnly> GODDAMMIT<br />
Sep 04 20:00:32 <PokerFace> Huh?<br />
Sep 04 20:00:37 <Doakes> He hates you.<br />
Sep 04 20:00:37 <PokerFace> WHAT THE HELL!?<br />
Sep 04 20:00:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Doakes you are cool<br />
Sep 04 20:00:45 * GodBear01|TextOnly gives channel half-operator status to Doakes<br />
Sep 04 20:00:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> have fun<br />
Sep 04 20:00:53 <charles_charlemang> Memes aren't funny. The only one I found funny was on 7chan a long time ago and it was Orville Reddenbacher's face and DOES IT FEED on top of that.<br />
Sep 04 20:01:10 <PokerFace> Well what the hell was I supposed to think when I was suddenly banned when I said: TROLLS TROLLING TROLS<br />
Sep 04 20:01:11 <charles_charlemang> I cannot stand 4chan these days.<br />
Sep 04 20:01:12 * GhostWriterL has kicked charles_charlemang from #TrollParadise (MEMES AREN'T FUNNY)<br />
Sep 04 20:01:21 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Doakes<br />
Sep 04 20:01:22 * charles_charlemang (47b4b077@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise<br />
Sep 04 20:01:27 <Doakes> I'm not that much of an internet guy, actually. I'm a closet nerd.<br />
Sep 04 20:01:29 >doakes< join #legi0n<br />
Sep 04 20:01:48 <Doakes> Wait, was that a beep beep I just heard? Whaaaaaa<br />
Sep 04 20:01:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Doakes I like you<br />
Sep 04 20:01:59 <charles_charlemang> Doakes are you running Linux?<br />
Sep 04 20:02:06 <Doakes> Nope, Firefox.<br />
Sep 04 20:02:16 <PokerFace> Okay, so update me here because I'm getting mixed info from many sources from Clyde isn't there and that this is bullshit.<br />
Sep 04 20:02:21 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YEP<br />
Sep 04 20:02:23 <Doakes> It was BS.<br />
Sep 04 20:02:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Well<br />
Sep 04 20:02:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> it was more or less<br />
Sep 04 20:02:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> a wake up call<br />
Sep 04 20:02:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Because those forums suck.<br />
Sep 04 20:02:44 <PokerFace> What ED?<br />
Sep 04 20:02:48 <GodBear01|TextOnly> yep<br />
Sep 04 20:02:50 <charles_charlemang> I idle in #sonichu.<br />
Sep 04 20:02:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> as who<br />
Sep 04 20:02:56 <charles_charlemang> Though I hate those faggots.<br />
Sep 04 20:03:01 <charles_charlemang> I won't disclose.<br />
Sep 04 20:03:08 * SpookyCupcakes (63f7c8e0@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise<br />
Sep 04 20:03:24 <fatniggo> spookycupcakes<br />
Sep 04 20:03:25 <PokerFace> So then, you were just trying to get us riled up eh?<br />
Sep 04 20:03:27 <Doakes> I've just recently discovered CWC. He's what drew me to the ED forms, actually.<br />
Sep 04 20:03:40 <SpookyCupcakes> Well if you have to resort to trolling the trolls, that means that you guys suck harder<br />
Sep 04 20:03:44 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No<br />
Sep 04 20:03:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> We weren't necessarily trolling you<br />
Sep 04 20:03:56 <GodBear01|TextOnly> If we were<br />
Sep 04 20:04:07 <GodBear01|TextOnly> one of you would have driven down there<br />
Sep 04 20:04:11 <Doakes> And by th way, what does trolling mean exactly? It's like being mean to someone, right?<br />
Sep 04 20:04:17 <fatniggo> D:<br />
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Sep 04 20:04:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you are vtec aren't you<br />
Sep 04 20:04:28 <GodBear01|TextOnly> charles_charlemang, You are vtec<br />
Sep 04 20:04:36 <PokerFace> Oh contraire sir. You was trollin.<br />
Sep 04 20:04:36 <GhostWriterL> Trolling is fishing for reactions from people<br />
Sep 04 20:04:38 <charles_charlemang> I will not answer that.<br />
Sep 04 20:04:40 <BFFJILL> Me-Me's are cancer...Unneeded cells that are continuosly multiplying....<br />
Sep 04 20:04:40 <SpookyCupcakes> trolling = trying to make a person believe false info<br />
Sep 04 20:04:47 <SpookyCupcakes> that means you are trolls<br />
Sep 04 20:04:52 <SpookyCupcakes> trolling trolls<br />
Sep 04 20:04:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> hmm<br />
Sep 04 20:04:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Stickmans<br />
Sep 04 20:05:05 <fatniggo> cupcakes, why is your name so familiar<br />
Sep 04 20:05:06 * GodBear01|TextOnly gives channel operator status to fatniggo<br />
Sep 04 20:05:09 <Doakes> I am so confuesd.<br />
Sep 04 20:05:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Because he's the guy who wanted to send boxes<br />
Sep 04 20:05:15 <charles_charlemang> There are many ways to troll, that is one.<br />
Sep 04 20:05:19 <PokerFace> Though /cwc/ is still a reputable sight<br />
Sep 04 20:05:21 <GhostWriterL> Microphones are hard<br />
Sep 04 20:05:22 <fatniggo> ooh, ok.<br />
Sep 04 20:05:34 <SpookyCupcakes> dont resort to trolling the trolls to get attention, thats called being a newfag<br />
Sep 04 20:05:34 <charles_charlemang> ~/cwc/ is not reputable.<br />
Sep 04 20:05:38 <PokerFace> This was a waste of time and would have been GREAT had it been real.<br />
Sep 04 20:05:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Thats the point<br />
Sep 04 20:05:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you guys believe anything<br />
Sep 04 20:05:51 <charles_charlemang> SpoonyCupcakes used the word "newfag".<br />
Sep 04 20:05:58 <GodBear01|TextOnly> well<br />
Sep 04 20:06:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I dont give a fuck<br />
Sep 04 20:06:07 <PokerFace> Course not.<br />
Sep 04 20:06:08 <SpookyCupcakes> I didn't even believe it past 30 seconds<br />
Sep 04 20:06:13 <PokerFace> you're THE GOD BEAR<br />
Sep 04 20:06:15 * fatniggo has kicked mib_6e0mnq from #TrollParadise (CHANGE YOUR GATDAM NAME)<br />
Sep 04 20:06:18 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Yeah I am<br />
Sep 04 20:06:24 <Doakes> What's a newfag, again?<br />
Sep 04 20:06:25 * fatniggo has kicked mib_etzsu9 from #TrollParadise (YOU TOO FAGGOT)<br />
Sep 04 20:06:27 <SpookyCupcakes> you<br />
Sep 04 20:06:33 <SpookyCupcakes> ban me, faggots<br />
Sep 04 20:06:35 <Doakes> Prolly<br />
Sep 04 20:06:36 <GhostWriterL> Ohshi-<br />
Sep 04 20:06:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> no<br />
Sep 04 20:06:39 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I don't ban<br />
Sep 04 20:06:41 * GhostWriterL sets ban on *!*@anon-19865473.mibbit.com<br />
Sep 04 20:06:43 <GhostWriterL> k<br />
Sep 04 20:06:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> FUCK YOU<br />
Sep 04 20:06:47 * GodBear01|TextOnly removes ban on *!*@anon-19865473.mibbit.com<br />
Sep 04 20:06:48 <fatniggo> lol<br />
Sep 04 20:06:48 <GodBear01|TextOnly> NO BAN<br />
Sep 04 20:06:49 <fatniggo> LOL<br />
Sep 04 20:06:51 <Doakes> I don't go on 4chan, so I don't k this stuff<br />
Sep 04 20:06:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Thats fine<br />
Sep 04 20:06:58 <GodBear01|TextOnly> doakes i like you<br />
Sep 04 20:06:58 <fatniggo> Spooky, you're the box guy?<br />
Sep 04 20:07:02 <SpookyCupcakes> `/cwc/ is for fags<br />
Sep 04 20:07:04 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you don't seem like a super fag<br />
Sep 04 20:07:07 <GodBear01|TextOnly> SpookyCupcakes, LOL<br />
Sep 04 20:07:15 <Doakes> I just keep it real. B)<br />
Sep 04 20:07:33 <PokerFace> .....<br />
Sep 04 20:07:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> PokerFace<br />
Sep 04 20:07:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> quit being hated<br />
Sep 04 20:07:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Plz<br />
Sep 04 20:07:48 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I do this for your own good.<br />
Sep 04 20:07:58 * GhostWriterL has changed the topic to: lolfaget | <%Doakes> I just keep it real. B)<br />
Sep 04 20:07:59 <Doakes> So what do you guys think about the no internet thing. Real, or is he just not making vids?<br />
Sep 04 20:08:04 <GodBear01|TextOnly> eh<br />
Sep 04 20:08:08 <GodBear01|TextOnly> other shit happens<br />
Sep 04 20:08:11 <GodBear01|TextOnly> its all in #sonichu<br />
Sep 04 20:08:14 <PokerFace> Uh huh...sorry if I'm skeptic.<br />
Sep 04 20:08:17 <GodBear01|TextOnly> we just like to fuck around with you guys<br />
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Sep 04 20:08:24 <Doakes> Too damn cool<br />
Sep 04 20:08:32 <SomeGuySomewhere> Back.<br />
Sep 04 20:08:54 <fatniggo> spooky, you ever figure out how to record phone convos<br />
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Sep 04 20:08:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Seriously.<br />
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Sep 04 20:09:10 <PokerFace> Right, well good luck with your endeavors. Regardless what your opinion of ED is, you guys still do fine trolling. but this lolcow is just about dried up.<br />
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Sep 04 20:09:18 <GodBear01|TextOnly> lolno<br />
Sep 04 20:09:21 <GodBear01|TextOnly> far from it<br />
Sep 04 20:09:27 <SpookyCupcakes> Right, well good luck with your endeavors. Regardless what your opinion of ED is, you guys still do fine trolling. but this lolcow is just about dried up.<br />
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Sep 04 20:09:30 <Doakes> I hope he dies or something.<br />
Sep 04 20:09:32 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Doakes<br />
Sep 04 20:09:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> here<br />
Sep 04 20:09:48 <BFFJILL> This is like a lolmilktruck... It always finds cows...<br />
Sep 04 20:09:54 <GodBear01|TextOnly> http://widget.mibbit.com/?settings=53c027be90707773b4398de31aa77d09&server=irc.netchan.org&channel=%23legi0n<br />
Sep 04 20:09:56 <GodBear01|TextOnly> go there<br />
Sep 04 20:10:04 <Doakes> I don't follow links anymore.<br />
Sep 04 20:10:08 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Its a chat<br />
Sep 04 20:10:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you went to this one<br />
Sep 04 20:10:13 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :/<br />
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Sep 04 20:10:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> charles_charlemang<br />
Sep 04 20:10:31 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :3<br />
Sep 04 20:10:34 <Doakes> Oh well. Volume all the way down, preparing for Last asure<br />
Sep 04 20:10:46 <Doakes> Or not<br />
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Sep 04 20:11:07 <Doakes> Someones using my name. :l<br />
Sep 04 20:11:10 <GodBear01|TextOnly> lol<br />
Sep 04 20:11:13 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you are using your name<br />
Sep 04 20:11:17 <GodBear01|TextOnly> try doakes2<br />
Sep 04 20:11:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and exit out of here<br />
Sep 04 20:11:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> we will teach you how to irc<br />
Sep 04 20:11:26 <Doakes> OK.<br />
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Sep 04 20:11:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> anyway<br />
Sep 04 20:11:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> the rest of you<br />
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Sep 04 20:15:03 <mib_sb14z4> .<br />
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Sep 04 20:16:06 <BFFJILL> So why should we got to the link?<br />
Sep 04 20:16:19 * fatniggo has kicked mib_sb14z4 from #TrollParadise (CHANGE YOUR NAME BITCH)<br />
Sep 04 20:16:22 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I don't care if you do<br />
Sep 04 20:16:28 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I don't care if you dont<br />
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Sep 04 20:16:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :/<br />
Sep 04 20:18:22 <BFFJILL> Oh BTW GodBear01 you win at life for what you just did :D<br />
Sep 04 20:18:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :3<br />
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Sep 04 20:18:44 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You understand my rage right<br />
Sep 04 20:18:49 <GodBear01|TextOnly> They were acting like faggots<br />
Sep 04 20:18:55 <BFFJILL> Yes<br />
Sep 04 20:19:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> also<br />
Sep 04 20:19:03 <GodBear01|TextOnly> change your name<br />
Sep 04 20:19:12 <BFFJILL> K<br />
Sep 04 20:19:27 * BFFJILL is now known as Wutsyourname<br />
Sep 04 20:19:44 <GodBear01|TextOnly> uh<br />
Sep 04 20:19:46 <GodBear01|TextOnly> not here <br />
Sep 04 20:19:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> in legi0n<br />
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Sep 04 20:20:26 <Wutsyourname> oh..Lol..<br />
Sep 04 20:20:38 * Wutsyourname is now known as BFFJILL<br />
Sep 04 20:21:06 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Yeah<br />
Sep 04 20:21:28 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Look I hate stupid people almost as much as I hate furries, Deviantarts, and Chris<br />
Sep 04 20:21:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> There is a difference<br />
Sep 04 20:21:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> between being a faggot<br />
Sep 04 20:21:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and being a troll<br />
Sep 04 20:22:19 <BFFJILL> Yeah, being a Troll means being clever not constantly spamming.<br />
Sep 04 20:22:39 <BFFJILL> It pisses the hell out of me.<br />
Sep 04 20:23:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Chris is an lolcow<br />
Sep 04 20:23:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> he is only dried up<br />
Sep 04 20:23:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> because faggots like PokerFace<br />
Sep 04 20:23:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> do repetitive shit like that<br />
Sep 04 20:23:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> then he goes into hiding<br />
Sep 04 20:23:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and does nothing but little big planet<br />
Sep 04 20:23:44 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and lurking<br />
Sep 04 20:23:48 <GodBear01|TextOnly> is for faggots<br />
Sep 04 20:23:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you want to participate<br />
Sep 04 20:23:54 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you have to talk<br />
Sep 04 20:24:04 <BFFJILL> Chris does a good enough job, trolling himself..<br />
Sep 04 20:24:22 <GhostWriterL> People don't need to constantly spam call his house<br />
Sep 04 20:24:34 <GhostWriterL> Just wait for the next video to pop up<br />
Sep 04 20:25:28 <GhostWriterL> Who the hell thinks transcripts with no recordings is at all funny anyway?<br />
Sep 04 20:25:28 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Chris does troll himself<br />
Sep 04 20:25:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Seriously<br />
Sep 04 20:25:50 <GhostWriterL> HEY I CALLED CHRIS AND HERE IS WHAT HE SAID<br />
Sep 04 20:25:58 <GhostWriterL> Chris: OMG I HAET U GUYZ<br />
Sep 04 20:25:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> "DURRFF HURFF CHRIS"<br />
Sep 04 20:26:02 <GhostWriterL> LOL THAT'S FUNNY RIGHT<br />
Sep 04 20:26:07 <GodBear01|TextOnly> CHRIS: OMG UT ROLLZ<br />
Sep 04 20:26:07 <BFFJILL> "PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE AUGGGHHHHH"<br />
Sep 04 20:26:21 <BFFJILL> YEAH THAST FUCKING HILLARIOUUSSS!!!?""""""...DESU<br />
Sep 04 20:26:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Seriously<br />
Sep 04 20:26:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Those forums<br />
Sep 04 20:26:46 <GodBear01|TextOnly> are /b/<br />
Sep 04 20:26:53 <GodBear01|TextOnly> its /b/ no matter how you look at it<br />
Sep 04 20:26:56 <GhostWriterL> HAY BOB, I HAS SOMETHING TO SAY TO UZ<br />
Sep 04 20:26:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> All it is<br />
Sep 04 20:27:01 <GhostWriterL> DESU DESU LOLZ<br />
Sep 04 20:27:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> are a bunch of people<br />
Sep 04 20:27:07 <GodBear01|TextOnly> trying to be big boy trolls<br />
Sep 04 20:27:12 <GhostWriterL> OLD MAN BOB IS ANGRY I'M SO CLEVER<br />
Sep 04 20:27:16 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Bob is cool<br />
Sep 04 20:27:22 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Don't let anyone tell you otherwise<br />
Sep 04 20:27:28 <BFFJILL> Yeah bobs ok,<br />
Sep 04 20:27:31 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He is a man who should be left to his peace<br />
Sep 04 20:27:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He has to deal with his fucking son<br />
Sep 04 20:27:46 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He doesn't need to deal with the entire internet<br />
Sep 04 20:27:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Goddamn 82 years old<br />
Sep 04 20:27:52 <BFFJILL> Thats like... God trolling him.<br />
Sep 04 20:27:56 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Seriously<br />
Sep 04 20:27:57 <GhostWriterL> True, but the guy shouldn't have let his house get so filthy<br />
Sep 04 20:27:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Leave Bob alone.<br />
Sep 04 20:28:08 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Bob is a good man.<br />
Sep 04 20:28:12 <fffffffffff> Hi<br />
Sep 04 20:28:12 <GhostWriterL> So I don't have much sympathy for the whole health department thing, IF that's what happened<br />
Sep 04 20:28:23 <GhostWriterL> Again, no one has actual proof that anyone has gone to that house and done anything<br />
Sep 04 20:28:27 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Seriously<br />
Sep 04 20:28:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Even then<br />
Sep 04 20:28:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you guys are out of the loop<br />
Sep 04 20:29:15 <GhostWriterL> It's pretty ridiculous that people are trying to get Chris to bait himself to religious zealots too<br />
Sep 04 20:29:48 <GhostWriterL> "hay guyz let's get him to shit on a qua'ran!"<br />
Sep 04 20:30:09 <fffffffffff> i doubt that thing ever gonna happen<br />
Sep 04 20:30:16 <GodBear01|TextOnly> It doesn't stop people<br />
Sep 04 20:30:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> from speaking every little fucking thing<br />
Sep 04 20:30:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> on their mind<br />
Sep 04 20:30:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> And thinking they are a amazing troll<br />
Sep 04 20:30:31 <BFFJILL> It really pisses me off when they long onto his youtube account....<br />
Sep 04 20:30:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Yeah and post gay porn<br />
Sep 04 20:30:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> thats fucking retarded<br />
Sep 04 20:30:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> to get him banned<br />
Sep 04 20:30:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> then we don't get videos<br />
Sep 04 20:31:02 <BFFJILL> Then we have to find him again...<br />
Sep 04 20:31:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> yeah<br />
Sep 04 20:31:10 <fffffffffff> everione wants is internet five minutes<br />
Sep 04 20:31:11 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and he takes forever to do shit<br />
Sep 04 20:31:11 <GhostWriterL> Nothing about any of this pisses me off, honestly. It's just over the top and stupid<br />
Sep 04 20:31:21 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Also<br />
Sep 04 20:31:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I trolled everyone<br />
Sep 04 20:31:25 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I am awesome<br />
Sep 04 20:31:36 <BFFJILL> Yes kudos to you :D<br />
Sep 04 20:31:51 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I still can't believe anyone believe it<br />
Sep 04 20:31:54 <GodBear01|TextOnly> *believed it<br />
Sep 04 20:32:28 <BFFJILL> I know... I did too, well for awhile till <br />
Sep 04 20:32:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> The trapped part<br />
Sep 04 20:32:44 <BFFJILL> "clyde" said he was trapped and you started ALL CAPSING<br />
Sep 04 20:32:50 <BFFJILL> Yeah <br />
Sep 04 20:33:19 <GhostWriterL> I admit I thought someone had gone over to the Chandler house<br />
Sep 04 20:33:35 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I used to like ED<br />
Sep 04 20:33:37 <GhostWriterL> But then they stayed for over 2 hours and it was pretty obvious it was fake<br />
Sep 04 20:33:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> but then they lost it<br />
Sep 04 20:33:45 <GhostWriterL> ED's good for a laugh<br />
Sep 04 20:34:01 <GhostWriterL> A lof of the articles I wrote though have been made retarded<br />
Sep 04 20:34:08 <GhostWriterL> Sonic-cide used to be epic<br />
Sep 04 20:34:15 <BFFJILL> Now its just me-me' about how me-me' suck<br />
Sep 04 20:34:17 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Yeah<br />
Sep 04 20:34:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> It is about meme's<br />
Sep 04 20:34:28 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Its becoming more about<br />
Sep 04 20:34:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Money<br />
Sep 04 20:34:31 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and advertising<br />
Sep 04 20:34:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and shit like that<br />
Sep 04 20:34:35 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Look<br />
Sep 04 20:34:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Trolling is about<br />
Sep 04 20:34:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> fucking with people<br />
Sep 04 20:34:51 <GodBear01|TextOnly> not making a buck or two or trying to be e-popular<br />
Sep 04 20:34:55 <BFFJILL> Oh but Me-Me's are bad, unless their Me-Me's that WE made...<br />
Sep 04 20:34:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> people are forgetting this<br />
Sep 04 20:34:58 <GhostWriterL> P-p-p-powerbook was fucking hilarious<br />
Sep 04 20:35:04 <GhostWriterL> THAT was epic trolling<br />
Sep 04 20:35:06 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I have one meme<br />
Sep 04 20:35:09 <GodBear01|TextOnly> its called fizzy drinks<br />
Sep 04 20:35:11 <GodBear01|TextOnly> thats it<br />
Sep 04 20:35:17 <GodBear01|TextOnly> http://www.nvhforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=4669&view=previous<br />
Sep 04 20:35:18 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Here<br />
Sep 04 20:35:28 <fffffffffff> cool<br />
Sep 04 20:35:46 <GhostWriterL> ED is kind of impressive, though...<br />
Sep 04 20:35:57 <GhostWriterL> It's amazing how many of them still obsess over SnapeSnogger<br />
Sep 04 20:36:32 <fffffffffff> thats mayybe bacose a lot of Ediot are Tartalets too<br />
Sep 04 20:36:54 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Fuck<br />
Sep 04 20:37:07 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Look I love the Chris-chan trolling userbase<br />
Sep 04 20:37:16 <GodBear01|TextOnly> all of them are intelligent and know what they are doing<br />
Sep 04 20:37:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ED is a abomination<br />
Sep 04 20:38:18 <GhostWriterL> ED is a wiki, it just happens to attract people that want to be famous by contributing to it<br />
Sep 04 20:38:31 <GhostWriterL> So they clusterfuck everything<br />
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Sep 04 20:39:14 <GhostWriterL> It's like those gartersnakes during mating season<br />
Sep 04 20:39:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Yeah<br />
Sep 04 20:39:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Look if you want more lolcows<br />
Sep 04 20:39:27 <GodBear01|TextOnly> make them<br />
Sep 04 20:39:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> FInd them<br />
Sep 04 20:39:32 <GodBear01|TextOnly> most of them are on ED<br />
Sep 04 20:39:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I mean<br />
Sep 04 20:39:35 <fffffffffff> hahaha being a troll is a new fashion<br />
Sep 04 20:39:36 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Deviantart<br />
Sep 04 20:39:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> there are<br />
Sep 04 20:39:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> a shit load of lolcows<br />
Sep 04 20:39:49 <GodBear01|TextOnly> But people<br />
Sep 04 20:39:57 <GodBear01|TextOnly> want to chose to troll the ones everyone knows about<br />
Sep 04 20:39:57 <GhostWriterL> I flamed LaraDarkAngel on DA.<br />
Sep 04 20:40:16 <GodBear01|TextOnly> troll isn't a fashion<br />
Sep 04 20:40:22 <BFFJILL> That way they are cool, and awesome.<br />
Sep 04 20:40:31 <GodBear01|TextOnly> wut<br />
Sep 04 20:40:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Look if everyone starts calling themselves a hacker and a troll<br />
Sep 04 20:40:48 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I will shoot myself<br />
Sep 04 20:41:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> But at the same time<br />
Sep 04 20:41:06 <fffffffffff> thats is what is happening<br />
Sep 04 20:41:07 <GodBear01|TextOnly> it makes them open<br />
Sep 04 20:41:11 <GodBear01|TextOnly> fffffffffff, what do you mean<br />
Sep 04 20:41:29 <GhostWriterL> It's the new way to be edgey and cool<br />
Sep 04 20:41:46 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I've been doing it for like 3 years<br />
Sep 04 20:41:46 <fffffffffff> every kid in the internet want tobe a cool b asemet dweler<br />
Sep 04 20:41:47 <GhostWriterL> "I piss people off on the internet. I'm badass and must have a great life outside of a computer"<br />
Sep 04 20:42:11 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Look<br />
Sep 04 20:42:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I fuck with people on /cwc/<br />
Sep 04 20:42:17 <GodBear01|TextOnly> for a reason<br />
Sep 04 20:42:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> too damn serious<br />
Sep 04 20:43:01 <BFFJILL> I actually dont troll... I like to watch trolls because ill admit.. I would SUCK as a troll i have no good ideas..I just dont like it when the people who have no troll skill try to troll and kill the fun..<br />
Sep 04 20:43:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I don't have good ideas either<br />
Sep 04 20:43:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I just caps lock alot<br />
Sep 04 20:43:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and i happen to be a good troll<br />
Sep 04 20:44:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> But explain<br />
Sep 04 20:44:18 <GodBear01|TextOnly> how trolling is becoming a fashion<br />
Sep 04 20:44:27 <fffffffffff> well is not that dificul i mean everyone is in the internet for some kind of validation <br />
Sep 04 20:44:42 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I want to be the greatest troll ever.<br />
Sep 04 20:44:44 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :3<br />
Sep 04 20:44:47 * Big (47c5611d@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise<br />
Sep 04 20:44:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> And I think I will do it.<br />
Sep 04 20:44:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Like bloodninja good<br />
Sep 04 20:45:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Thats all i want.<br />
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Sep 04 20:45:09 <fffffffffff> i put my wizzar hat and my robe<br />
Sep 04 20:45:17 <GhostWriterL> I troll a forum I go to regularly, but I target drama queens and attention whores, not retards with poor impulse control<br />
Sep 04 20:45:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Look<br />
Sep 04 20:45:51 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Trolling will never be a fashion<br />
Sep 04 20:46:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Also if I sound pretenious<br />
Sep 04 20:46:54 <GodBear01|TextOnly> LOLOL<br />
Sep 04 20:46:55 <fffffffffff> that is what they say abbout punk and now we have pop/punk<br />
Sep 04 20:46:58 <BFFJILL> Real trolling wont ever be a fashion.. But "trolling" is <br />
Sep 04 20:47:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Real trolling is fun as hell<br />
Sep 04 20:47:11 <GodBear01|TextOnly> "trolling" is boring and childish<br />
Sep 04 20:47:20 <BFFJILL> Yes<br />
Sep 04 20:47:34 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Look the differences is like how you will see yourself in 2 years<br />
Sep 04 20:47:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You will kick yourself<br />
Sep 04 20:47:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> over stupid shit<br />
Sep 04 20:47:49 <GodBear01|TextOnly> that you thought was funny<br />
Sep 04 20:48:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> well<br />
Sep 04 20:48:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> im kickbanningeveryone<br />
Sep 04 20:48:07 <GodBear01|TextOnly> fuck this channel<br />
Sep 04 20:48:13 * GodBear01|TextOnly sets ban on *!*@*<br />
Sep 04 20:48:18 * GodBear01|TextOnly has kicked BFFJILL from #TrollParadise (GodBear01|TextOnly)<br />
Sep 04 20:48:22 * GodBear01|TextOnly has kicked fffffffffff from #TrollParadise (GodBear01|TextOnly)<br />
Sep 04 20:48:24 * GodBear01|TextOnly has kicked SomeGuySomewhere from #TrollParadise (GodBear01|TextOnly)<br />
Sep 04 20:48:25 <GodBear01|TextOnly> so<br />
Sep 04 20:48:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> fatniggo,<br />
Sep 04 20:48:31 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you there<br />
Sep 04 20:48:34 <fatniggo> yes sir<br />
Sep 04 20:48:36 <GodBear01|TextOnly> kik<br />
Sep 04 20:48:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> lol<br />
Sep 04 20:48:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> i ban everyone<br />
Sep 04 20:48:45 <fatniggo> lol<br />
Sep 04 20:48:46 <fatniggo> that was random<br />
Sep 04 20:48:54 <GodBear01|TextOnly> well i just set wildcard<br />
Sep 04 20:48:57 <GodBear01|TextOnly> so it wont let<br />
Sep 04 20:48:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> anyone in<br />
Sep 04 20:49:02 <GodBear01|TextOnly> here try<br />
Sep 04 20:49:05 * GodBear01|TextOnly has kicked fatniggo from #TrollParadise (GodBear01|TextOnly)<br />
Sep 04 20:49:18 * You've invited fatniggo to #TrollParadise (yume.ncirc)<br />
Sep 04 20:49:18 * GodBear01|TextOnly invited fatniggo into the channel.<br />
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Sep 04 20:49:23 * GodBear01|TextOnly gives channel operator status to fatniggo<br />
Sep 04 20:49:25 <GodBear01|TextOnly> cool huh<br />
Sep 04 20:49:28 <fatniggo> lol yeah<br />
Sep 04 21:43:39 * You've invited CEO to #TrollParadise (yume.ncirc)<br />
Sep 04 21:43:39 * GodBear01|TextOnly invited CEO into the channel.<br />
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Sep 04 21:46:59 * GodBear01|TextOnly gives channel operator status to CEO<br />
Sep 04 21:47:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HERRO<br />
Sep 04 21:48:43 <CEO> thats better<br />
Sep 04 21:48:48 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YOU MISS PARTY<br />
Sep 04 21:48:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I SET BAN ON<br />
Sep 04 21:48:56 <GodBear01|TextOnly> *!*@*<br />
Sep 04 21:48:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :D<br />
Sep 04 21:49:06 <CEO> I noticed<br />
Sep 04 21:49:28 * GodBear01|TextOnly removes ban on *!*@*<br />
Sep 04 21:49:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Happy<br />
Sep 04 21:49:34 <CEO> no<br />
Sep 04 21:49:39 <CEO> never again<br />
Sep 04 21:50:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> D:<br />
Sep 04 21:50:10 <GodBear01|TextOnly> u haet me<br />
Sep 04 21:50:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ;_;<br />
Sep 04 21:52:05 * GhostWriterL has changed the topic to: lolfaget | <%Doakes> I just keep it real. B) | RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE<br />
Sep 04 21:52:38 * GodBear01|TextOnly removes channel operator status from GhostWriterL<br />
Sep 04 21:52:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> THERE<br />
Sep 04 21:52:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HAPPY<br />
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=== It isn't the cesspool you depict it as ===<br />
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The recent posters seem to be knowledgeable. However, the place has gotten slow. Maybe the lamers left. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 11:59, 30 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I'm sure it's just the right level for you. Go, frolic. Seriously, get the fuck out. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 15:36, 30 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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=== Merge with Encyclopedia Dramatica ===<br />
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The subject of this article seems really insignificant; if Chris hadn't talked about this forum in [[Chris dispels videogame rumors|a video]] it wouldn't even warrant a mention on our website. I think that except for the first and third paragraph all of this article has no value to the CWCki's goal of documenting Chris. I suggest we include a brief mention of the forum in the article on ED and do away with rest of this article. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 07:22, 28 June 2012 (PDT)<br />
: Two-year late reply, but I have to heavily agree here. I think this article is needlessly inflammatory and insulting. While it might have been a festering cesspool of spergery, it doesn't warrant such a blindly slating article (or even an article at all) by any stretch. A section on the ED article would probably be far, far better than the article as it stands. Barely anything pipes to it anyway. --[[User:DX10|DX10]] ([[User talk:DX10|talk]]) 04:35, 8 May 2014 (UTC)<br />
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* Sorry for the late reply, but I agree. Merging now and the talk page for the forum is inserted too for archival purposes. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 04:46, 13 May 2014 (UTC)<br />
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Merged. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 04:50, 13 May 2014 (UTC)<br />
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: Just a note, ED is currently down, but should be up after the weekend. [[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 20:15, 16 May 2014 (UTC)<br />
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== had i known... ==<br />
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Had I known then that CWC would turn into what he is now, or was even shortly after, I wouldn't have fucked around with the page so much on ed.com (taking down for april fools etc). This wiki is fucking great btw gj guys. --[[User:Zaiger|Zaiger]] ([[User talk:Zaiger|talk]]) 21:12, 29 December 2014 (UTC)<br />
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==Recent Edits==<br />
It's December 2015, and I have edited this article to reflect the times. I had some big problems with its structure, which I found repetitive and confusing. Most importantly, I wanted to make it more accessible to people who are unfamiliar with ED and not connected with its drama. I don't think I deleted much, but I moved it around and shifted emphasis. Shit that seemed important in 2009 doesn't seem as important anymore. [[User:Asperhes|Asperhes]] ([[User talk:Asperhes|talk]]) 20:50, 7 December 2015 (UTC)<br />
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== New domain extention ==<br />
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Just a heads up: ED changed their domain extension to .rs instead of .se. So, make sure to change a link to the old ED (encyclopediadramatica.se) to the new one (encyclopediadramatica.rs).<br />
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-[[User:Windows OS|Windows OS]] ([[User talk:Windows OS|talk]]) 23:25, 30 March 2017 (UTC)</div>
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<div>{{ongoing}}<br />
'''March''' is the third month of '''[[2017]]'''.<br />
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==Posts==<br />
'''Facebook'''<br />
*[[March 2017 Facebook Posts]]<br />
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'''Twitter'''<br />
*[[2017 tweets#March | 2017 tweets]]<br />
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==Videos==<br />
*[[I'm selling my father's stamp collection; come on down and buy some of it]]<br />
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==Highlights==<br />
*1 March - Chris offers parts of [[March 2017 Facebook Posts#Selling Bob's stamp collection|Bob's stamp collection]] for sale.<br />
*2 March - Most of Chris's profit from selling stamps is wiped out after he spends over $50 [[List of toys#Bought in 2017 from eBay|on toys]].<br />
*3 March - Chris lists his [[EBay#Chris's stamp album|personal stamp album]] for $1,000.<br />
*7 March - Chris erases the last of his profit from sales of Bob's stamps by spending $30 on [https://psnprofiles.com/trophies/5906-lego-worlds/Sonichu Lego Worlds] for PS4 on its release date.<br />
*7 March - On Twitter, Chris rants at TV writer Danny Zuker and voice actress Tara Strong [[2017 tweets#Ranting at Tara Strong about Cole|about his half-brother Cole Smithey]].<br />
*7 March - Chris shills for meal service [[March 2017 Facebook Posts#Blue Apron|Blue Apron]] and posts a photo of his food.<br />
*11 March - Chris [[2017 tweets#Poop|shitposts]] on Twitter.<br />
*17 March - For St. Patrick's Day, Chris draws [[March 2017 Facebook Posts#St. Patrick's and an Autobot|a picture of Son-Chu]].<br />
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