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Disguises

Master — Sun, 19 Apr 2026 10:24:16 GMT

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	After his Twitter fight with [[LadyOfTheCosmo]], Chris revived the account in a bid to roleplay how the terms [[Darling\|"dear" and "darling"]] should be used in normal conversation.		After his Twitter fight with [[LadyOfTheCosmo]], Chris revived the account in a bid to roleplay how the terms [[Darling\|"dear" and "darling"]] should be used in normal conversation.
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	===Tinyhorse1942===		===Tinyhorse1942===
	{{main\|Tinyhorse1942}}		{{main\|Tinyhorse1942}}
			[[File:Tinyhorse1942.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Tinyhorse1942]]
	Tinyhorse1942 was another Twitter sock puppet account used by Chris in early 2024, so he could follow people who had blocked him. Chris also used this account for his [[My Little Pony Protests\|anti-G5 protests]].		Tinyhorse1942 was another Twitter sock puppet account used by Chris in early 2024, so he could follow people who had blocked him. Chris also used this account for his [[My Little Pony Protests\|anti-G5 protests]].
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	{{~~clear~~}}		===u/Aggravating-Top-877===
			{{main\|Reddit}}
			Aggravating-Top-877 was a [[Reddit]] account used by Chris to pretend to be a random redditor.

	===lightpower82===		===lightpower82===

Bluesky

Master — Sun, 19 Apr 2026 09:53:29 GMT

External links

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	==External links==		==External links==
	* [https://bsky.app/profile/cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social Chris's Bluesky account]		* [https://bsky.app/profile/cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social Chris's Bluesky account]
			* [https://bsky.app/profile/lightpower82.bsky.social Chris's alt]

	==References==		==References==

Patti Chandler

NightcoreSwift004 — Sun, 19 Apr 2026 07:47:41 GMT

Gallery

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	Image:0051-Patti6.jpg		Image:0051-Patti6.jpg
	Image:0056-CWCPatti2.jpg\|Even Patti is ashamed by Chris's [[chris and fashion\|get-up]]		Image:0056-CWCPatti2.jpg\|Even Patti is ashamed by Chris's [[chris and fashion\|get-up]]
			image:0514-CWCWithPatti.jpg\|Overexposed photo of Chris and Patti in 2000 for his school report.
	Image:0719-PattisDoghouse.JPG\|Can you dig it?		Image:0719-PattisDoghouse.JPG\|Can you dig it?
	Image:0720-PattisDoghuseISO.JPG\|"That thing had to weigh, like, five, ten tons."		Image:0720-PattisDoghuseISO.JPG\|"That thing had to weigh, like, five, ten tons."

November 2016

Master — Sun, 19 Apr 2026 07:45:23 GMT

Highlights

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	** Chris [[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously\|announces on Twitter with a video]] that Facebook had temporarily banned him from posting for a week.		** Chris [[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously\|announces on Twitter with a video]] that Facebook had temporarily banned him from posting for a week.
	** Chris [[Twitter#More wish list demands\|tweets]] updates to his Christmas 2016 wish list. He says "Do not wait" to send him gifts.		** Chris [[Twitter#More wish list demands\|tweets]] updates to his Christmas 2016 wish list. He says "Do not wait" to send him gifts.
	** Chris ~~posts on~~ [[Reddit\|r/PlanetDolan]] about the dumbest thing he's ever spent money on, describing [[Cakefarts]].		** Chris creates the [[Reddit]] account u/SonichuChandler and posts on r/PlanetDolan about the dumbest thing he's ever spent money on, describing [[Cakefarts]].
	* '''17 November''' - Chris enters a [[Chris and contests#Skylanders Creator Contest\|Skylanders contest]]. He is destined to lose, since he failed to follow the guidelines.		* '''17 November''' - Chris enters a [[Chris and contests#Skylanders Creator Contest\|Skylanders contest]]. He is destined to lose, since he failed to follow the guidelines.
	* '''19 November''' - Chris [[Twitter#Ticked off about Pokemon Sun\|tweets]] his frustrations with the newly-bought Pokemon Sun, one day after its release.		* '''19 November''' - Chris [[Twitter#Ticked off about Pokemon Sun\|tweets]] his frustrations with the newly-bought Pokemon Sun, one day after its release.

May 2023

Master — Sun, 19 Apr 2026 07:39:58 GMT

Notable events

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	*'''7 May''' - 14 Branchland Court is photographed, showing Chris's junk and a well-kept lawn, and an alleged sighting of Barb.<ref>[[Fan_visits#DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS]]</ref>		*'''7 May''' - 14 Branchland Court is photographed, showing Chris's junk and a well-kept lawn, and an alleged sighting of Barb.<ref>[[Fan_visits#DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS]]</ref>
	*'''19 May''' - Chris buys a [[Chevrolet Aveo]].<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Soncihu License Plate]]</ref>		*'''19 May''' - Chris buys a [[Chevrolet Aveo]].<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Soncihu License Plate]]</ref>
			*'''22 May''' - A [[Reddit]] account used by Chris, u/Aggravating-Top-877, is created.
	*'''27 May''' - Chris is sighted at Earthbound Trading Co. by a cashier who takes photos of him and his signed receipt; he has taken to [[signature\|signing his name]] as "J. Christ Chan Sonichu".<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Earthbound Trading Co.]]</ref> According to the cashier, this was the second time he or she rang him up at Earthbound; the first time was in late April or early May.		*'''27 May''' - Chris is sighted at Earthbound Trading Co. by a cashier who takes photos of him and his signed receipt; he has taken to [[signature\|signing his name]] as "J. Christ Chan Sonichu".<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Earthbound Trading Co.]]</ref> According to the cashier, this was the second time he or she rang him up at Earthbound; the first time was in late April or early May.
	*'''29 May''' - Chris shops at Earthbound Trading Co. again.		*'''29 May''' - Chris shops at Earthbound Trading Co. again.

Patti Chandler

Master — Sun, 19 Apr 2026 07:00:38 GMT

Gallery

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	~~Image:0050-Patti5.jpg\|Patti relaxing.~~
	~~Image:0051-Patti6.jpg~~
	Image:0052-Patti.JPG\|Patti full of [[stress]]		Image:0052-Patti.JPG\|Patti full of [[stress]]
	Image:0053-Patti1.jpg\|Although Patti lived in a cage outside, it was at least 1,000 times better than the disaster zone called the Chandler house.		Image:0053-Patti1.jpg\|Although Patti lived in a cage outside, it was at least 1,000 times better than the disaster zone called the Chandler house.
	Image:0054-Patti2.jpg\|Patti will devour your soul!		Image:0054-Patti2.jpg\|Patti will devour your soul!
	Image:0055-Patti3.jpg		Image:0055-Patti3.jpg
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			Image:0050-Patti5.jpg\|Patti relaxing.
			Image:0051-Patti6.jpg
	Image:0056-CWCPatti2.jpg\|Even Patti is ashamed by Chris's [[chris and fashion\|get-up]]		Image:0056-CWCPatti2.jpg\|Even Patti is ashamed by Chris's [[chris and fashion\|get-up]]
	Image:0719-PattisDoghouse.JPG\|Can you dig it?		Image:0719-PattisDoghouse.JPG\|Can you dig it?

April 2026 social media posts

Hurtful Truth Level — Sun, 19 Apr 2026 06:56:54 GMT

Reposting tweets

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May 2023

Master — Sun, 19 Apr 2026 05:18:06 GMT

Notable events

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	*'''3 May''' - Chris is spotted outside a Donatos Pizza in [[wikipedia:Chesterfield Towne Center\|Chesterfield Towne Center]] in Chesterfield County.<ref name=chase></ref>		*'''3 May''' - Chris is spotted outside a Donatos Pizza in [[wikipedia:Chesterfield Towne Center\|Chesterfield Towne Center]] in Chesterfield County.<ref name=chase></ref>
	*'''7 May''' - 14 Branchland Court is photographed, showing Chris's junk and a well-kept lawn, and an alleged sighting of Barb.<ref>[[Fan_visits#DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS]]</ref>		*'''7 May''' - 14 Branchland Court is photographed, showing Chris's junk and a well-kept lawn, and an alleged sighting of Barb.<ref>[[Fan_visits#DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS]]</ref>
	*'''19 May''' - A [[Chevrolet Aveo~~]] becomes the latest iteration of [[Son-Chu~~]].<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Soncihu License Plate]]</ref>		*'''19 May''' - Chris buys a [[Chevrolet Aveo]].<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Soncihu License Plate]]</ref>
	*'''27 May''' - Chris is sighted at Earthbound Trading Co. by a cashier who takes photos of him and his signed receipt; he has taken to [[signature\|signing his name]] as "J. Christ Chan Sonichu".<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Earthbound Trading Co.]]</ref> According to the cashier, this was the second time he or she rang him up at Earthbound; the first time was in late April or early May.		*'''27 May''' - Chris is sighted at Earthbound Trading Co. by a cashier who takes photos of him and his signed receipt; he has taken to [[signature\|signing his name]] as "J. Christ Chan Sonichu".<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Earthbound Trading Co.]]</ref> According to the cashier, this was the second time he or she rang him up at Earthbound; the first time was in late April or early May.
	*'''29 May''' - Chris shops at Earthbound Trading Co. again.		*'''29 May''' - Chris shops at Earthbound Trading Co. again.

Post-jail sightings (2023)

Master — Sun, 19 Apr 2026 05:14:33 GMT

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	File:IMG 8573.jpg~~\|Son-Chu in the flesh.~~		File:IMG 8573.jpg
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	===14 Branchland Court===		===14 Branchland Court===
	[[File:Home.png\|thumb\|200px\|Oh. Oh, no.]]		[[File:Home.png\|thumb\|200px\|Oh. Oh, no.]]
	On 4 [[September 2023]], Reddit user nemo1316 posted a photo of the same car from the ~~Son-Chu~~ sighting parked at [[14 Branchland Court]], indicating that Chris was visiting.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/169yv4r/chris_chans_car_sighted_at_sonichu_temple/ ([https://archive.ph/p78r1 archive])</ref> [[Barb]] was [[Fan_visits#FaithlessnessSad5791_(AKA_Barb_sighting)\|sighted]] at the house on the 25th of August, though it is unknown if she was there at the time of Chris's arrival. The house was [[Fan_visits#Aggravating_Art_%282023%29\|reportedly empty]] on the 8th.		On 4 [[September 2023]], Reddit user nemo1316 posted a photo of the same car from the Chevrolet Aveo sighting parked at [[14 Branchland Court]], indicating that Chris was visiting.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/169yv4r/chris_chans_car_sighted_at_sonichu_temple/ ([https://archive.ph/p78r1 archive])</ref> [[Barb]] was [[Fan_visits#FaithlessnessSad5791_(AKA_Barb_sighting)\|sighted]] at the house on the 25th of August, though it is unknown if she was there at the time of Chris's arrival. The house was [[Fan_visits#Aggravating_Art_%282023%29\|reportedly empty]] on the 8th.

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	===Undisclosed parking lot===		===Undisclosed parking lot===
	On the 19th, Chris was sighted with ~~Son-Chu~~ in a currently undisclosed parking lot near Bedford by Reddit user battychaosgoblin and boyfriend.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/chrischan_spotted_and_spoke_to_us/k1chtse/?context=3 ([https://archive.ph/wip/VgsZJ archive])</ref> Chris briefly remarked on an [[South Park\|Eric Cartman]] plush they had with them.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/chrischan_spotted_and_spoke_to_us/ ([https://archive.ph/XFB7T archive])</ref> battychaosgoblin described Chris as being "very quick and fleeting" and "skiddish,"<ref>reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/comment/k1cfj5u/?context=8&depth=9</ref><ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/comment/k1cdvsv/?context=8&depth=9 ([https://archive.ph/wip/qIyBg archive])</ref> and described the interaction as the following:		On the 19th, Chris was sighted with his Chevrolet Aveo in a currently undisclosed parking lot near Bedford by Reddit user battychaosgoblin and boyfriend.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/chrischan_spotted_and_spoke_to_us/k1chtse/?context=3 ([https://archive.ph/wip/VgsZJ archive])</ref> Chris briefly remarked on an [[South Park\|Eric Cartman]] plush they had with them.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/chrischan_spotted_and_spoke_to_us/ ([https://archive.ph/XFB7T archive])</ref> battychaosgoblin described Chris as being "very quick and fleeting" and "skiddish,"<ref>reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/comment/k1cfj5u/?context=8&depth=9</ref><ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/comment/k1cdvsv/?context=8&depth=9 ([https://archive.ph/wip/qIyBg archive])</ref> and described the interaction as the following:
	{{quoteboxgreen\|He even spoke to us, a half witted Eric Cartman joke regarding our little Cartman plush we fought to get out of a claw machine.}}		{{quoteboxgreen\|He even spoke to us, a half witted Eric Cartman joke regarding our little Cartman plush we fought to get out of a claw machine.}}
	{{quoteboxgreen\|Couldn’t even snap a picture before he scampered off into the wilderness so we scoped out his car for photo evidence 💀}}		{{quoteboxgreen\|Couldn’t even snap a picture before he scampered off into the wilderness so we scoped out his car for photo evidence 💀}}

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	File:Soncihu 19-Sept-23 (reduced size).jpg\|Front view of ~~Son-Chu~~.		File:Soncihu 19-Sept-23 (reduced size).jpg\|Front view of the Chevrolet Aveo.
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Son-Chu

Master — Sun, 19 Apr 2026 05:07:49 GMT

Chris doesn't even consider this Son-Chu

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 ==Iterations of Son-Chu==
 ===Chevrolet Impala===
-In the [[December 2023 livestreams]], Chris said that "around [[2000]] Son-Chu had taken the form of a Chevrolet imp in blue." In 2025, Chris confirmed that Son-Chu's first form was a blue [[Wikipedia:Chevrolet_Impala#Seventh_generation_(Impala_SS,_1994–1996)|Chevy Impala]], presumably the 1994–96 Impala SS model.<ref>[[CWC Blog (Cwclight)]]</ref>
+In the [[December 2023 livestreams]], Chris said that "around [[2000]] Son-Chu had taken the form of a Chevrolet imp in blue." In 2025, Chris confirmed that Son-Chu's first form was a blue [[Wikipedia:Chevrolet_Impala#Seventh_generation_(Impala_SS,_1994–1996)|Chevy Impala]], presumably the 1994–96 Impala SS model.<ref>[[The Autobots of Cwcville]]</ref>
 ===Ford Escort===
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 ===The Mitsu===
 [[File:The mitsu.png|thumb|One of very few images of the Mitsu.]] At some point one of the Chandlers, most likely Bob, purchased a silver 1995 Mitsubishi Mirage coupe. Chris apparently drove it from time to time to avoid detection from [[February_2012_Facebook_Posts#The_Wandering_Jerkop.2C_Part_4|Jerkops,]] and he commonly referred to it as the "Mitsu". Very little is known about the car and it's unclear what happened to it, though the Chandlers got rid of it sometime after Bob died. Barb apparently didn't like it as much as her van.
 ==In the comic==

Template:Music Videos

Master — Sun, 19 Apr 2026 03:58:47 GMT

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	\| list3 = [[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N\|"Mr. Plow" remix]] • [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!\|"Boyfriend" (II)]] • "[[Song for Jackie.MOV\|Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm]]" • "[[I like Mary Poppins\|Step in Time]]" • "[[100 2266\|Don't Laugh at Me]]" • "[[100 2269\|A Day in the Life]]" • "[[100 2277‎\|Meet the Flintstones]]" • "[[Gilligan Be or Not\|''Hamlet'' song]]" • "[[FullHouse\|Everywhere You Look]]" • "[[WelcometoBollywood\|Kajra Re]]" • "[[Ghostbusters (video)\|Ghostbusters]]" • "[[JuggaloShoutOut\|Gangsta's Paradise]]" • "[[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"\|Wrist, Wrist]]" • "[[Teenage Dream]]" • "[[Little Tomboy Blue\|Fuck the Pain Away]]" • "[[Forgot the Glitter\|Walmart]]" • "[[Hello, my sweety baby\|Hello! Ma Baby]]" • "[[Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas\|The Twelve Days of Christmas]]" • "[[Jungle bells\|Jungle Bells]]" • "[[$50 for a video holiday greeting!\|Sleigh Ride]]" • "[[$50 for a video holiday greeting!\|You're a Mean One, Mr. Trump]]" • "[[Yellow Submarine]]" • "[[Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake My Boobies]]" • "[[All of the Lights]]" • "[[Singing an ol' diddy\|So Need a Cute Girl (IV)]]" • "[[October 2016 Paid Video Requests#Singing Ascension Millenium\|Ascension Millennium]]" • "[[A little Fluttershy singing (imitation)\|Caribbean Amphibian]]" • "[[Singing The Dream I Dreamed‎‎\|The Dream I Dreamed]]" • "[[Singing Sorry (Not Sorry)\|Sorry (Not Sorry)]]" • "[[Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World\|Remove Kebab]]" • "[[Love is Love (song)\|Love is Love]]" • "[[Waiting for the tow truck\|Walkin' Around the Van]]" • "[[All Star#Singing All Star (SFW_version)\|All Star]]" • "[[All Star#Singing All Star (Sex Tape version)\|All Star (II)]]" • "[['You Will Be Found' - GIANT 100+ BRONY GROUP COLLAB\|You Will Be Found]]" • "[[December 2018 videos#**Audio-Only furthering.\|You've got a dakimakara for Christmas]]" • "[[It's snowing]]" • "[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet#Leaked Opening\|You've Been Trolled]]"		\| list3 = [[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N\|"Mr. Plow" remix]] • [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!\|"Boyfriend" (II)]] • "[[Song for Jackie.MOV\|Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm]]" • "[[I like Mary Poppins\|Step in Time]]" • "[[100 2266\|Don't Laugh at Me]]" • "[[100 2269\|A Day in the Life]]" • "[[100 2277‎\|Meet the Flintstones]]" • "[[Gilligan Be or Not\|''Hamlet'' song]]" • "[[FullHouse\|Everywhere You Look]]" • "[[WelcometoBollywood\|Kajra Re]]" • "[[Ghostbusters (video)\|Ghostbusters]]" • "[[JuggaloShoutOut\|Gangsta's Paradise]]" • "[[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"\|Wrist, Wrist]]" • "[[Teenage Dream]]" • "[[Little Tomboy Blue\|Fuck the Pain Away]]" • "[[Forgot the Glitter\|Walmart]]" • "[[Hello, my sweety baby\|Hello! Ma Baby]]" • "[[Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas\|The Twelve Days of Christmas]]" • "[[Jungle bells\|Jungle Bells]]" • "[[$50 for a video holiday greeting!\|Sleigh Ride]]" • "[[$50 for a video holiday greeting!\|You're a Mean One, Mr. Trump]]" • "[[Yellow Submarine]]" • "[[Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake My Boobies]]" • "[[All of the Lights]]" • "[[Singing an ol' diddy\|So Need a Cute Girl (IV)]]" • "[[October 2016 Paid Video Requests#Singing Ascension Millenium\|Ascension Millennium]]" • "[[A little Fluttershy singing (imitation)\|Caribbean Amphibian]]" • "[[Singing The Dream I Dreamed‎‎\|The Dream I Dreamed]]" • "[[Singing Sorry (Not Sorry)\|Sorry (Not Sorry)]]" • "[[Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World\|Remove Kebab]]" • "[[Love is Love (song)\|Love is Love]]" • "[[Waiting for the tow truck\|Walkin' Around the Van]]" • "[[All Star#Singing All Star (SFW_version)\|All Star]]" • "[[All Star#Singing All Star (Sex Tape version)\|All Star (II)]]" • "[['You Will Be Found' - GIANT 100+ BRONY GROUP COLLAB\|You Will Be Found]]" • "[[December 2018 videos#**Audio-Only furthering.\|You've got a dakimakara for Christmas]]" • "[[It's snowing]]" • "[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet#Leaked Opening\|You've Been Trolled]]"
	\| group4 = [[2020s]]		\| group4 = [[2020s]]
	\| list4 = "[[Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation]]" • "[[Cover song: “I’ll Be Your Mirror” by Velvet Underground\|I'll Be Your Mirror]]" • "[[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned\|Double Trouble/CWCville City]]" • "[[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan]]" • "[[Go, Transformers]]" • "[[JCWCSP Sings So Need a Cute Girl, 2025\|So Need a Cute Girl (V)]]" • "[[JCWCSP singing Sonichu Theme Song (Extended Version)\|Sonichu Theme Song (Extended Version)]]" • "[[JCWCSP singing Go, Transformers! (Extended Version)\|Go, Transformers (II)]]" • "[[4 February 2026 Cameo videos#Jared Linder Birthday\|Mairzy Doats]]" • "[[19 March 2026 Cameo videos#AI Suck\|AI Suck]]" • "[[Love is Love (song)#2026 version\|Love is Love (II)]]" • "[[26 March 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Sings Happy Anniversary from The Flintstones\|Happy Anniversary - The Flintstones]]" • "[[27 March 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Plays The Gitar of Fail\|Magical Adventure]]" • "[[2 April 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Sings The Joker by Steve Miller Band\|The Joker]]" • "[[2 April 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Sings Wiggle TWRK Remix by Jason Derulo and Snoop Dogg\|Wiggle (TWRK Remix)]]"		\| list4 = "[[Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation]]" • "[[Cover song: “I’ll Be Your Mirror” by Velvet Underground\|I'll Be Your Mirror]]" • "[[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned\|Double Trouble/CWCville City]]" • "[[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan]]" • "[[Go, Transformers]]" • "[[JCWCSP Sings So Need a Cute Girl, 2025\|So Need a Cute Girl (V)]]" • "[[JCWCSP singing Sonichu Theme Song (Extended Version)\|Sonichu Theme Song (Extended Version)]]" • "[[JCWCSP singing Go, Transformers! (Extended Version)\|Go, Transformers (II)]]" • "[[4 February 2026 Cameo videos#Jared Linder Birthday\|Mairzy Doats]]" • "[[19 March 2026 Cameo videos#AI Suck\|AI Suck]]" • "[[Love is Love (song)#2026 version\|Love is Love (II)]]" • "[[26 March 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Sings Happy Anniversary from The Flintstones\|Happy Anniversary - The Flintstones]]" • "[[27 March 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Plays The Gitar of Fail\|Magical Adventure]]" • "[[2 April 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Sings The Joker by Steve Miller Band\|The Joker]]" • "[[2 April 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Sings Wiggle TWRK Remix by Jason Derulo and Snoop Dogg\|Wiggle (TWRK Remix)]]" • "[[16-20 April 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Sings Unbirthday from Alice in Wonderland for Jalen\|Unbirthday - Alice in Wonderland]]"
	\| group5 = See also		\| group5 = See also
	\| list5 = "[[2 Phones]]"		\| list5 = "[[2 Phones]]"

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Master — Sun, 19 Apr 2026 03:56:40 GMT

April 2026

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	*'''[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - It's Play Time (Subtitled)]]''' ''17 [[April 2026]]'' <small>(1:22)</small> <br>Subtitles version of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Golden Beetle and Wing Man''.		*'''[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - It's Play Time (Subtitled)]]''' ''17 [[April 2026]]'' <small>(1:22)</small> <br>Subtitles version of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Golden Beetle and Wing Man''.

			*'''[[16-20 April 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Sings Unbirthday from Alice in Wonderland for Jalen\|Chris Sings Unbirthday from Alice in Wonderland for Jalen]]''' ''17 [[April 2026]]'' <small>(0:53)</small> {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Music}} {{Business}}<br>Cameo where Chris sings Unbirthday from the animated movie ''Alice in Wonderland'' for Jalen.

			*'''[[16-20 April 2026 Cameo videos#Piss Corner\|Piss Corner]]''' ''18 [[April 2026]]'' <small>(1:05)</small> {{Comedy}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}}<br>Cameo where Chris is told to say that him and Magi Chan sent someone to an alternate dimension for discovering John's piss corner.

16-20 April 2026 Cameo videos

Master — Sun, 19 Apr 2026 03:56:36 GMT

I think this counts as a music video

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Chris and anger

FromtheWordsofBR — Sun, 19 Apr 2026 03:45:05 GMT

April 2026

Master — Sun, 19 Apr 2026 03:37:08 GMT

Videos

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	*[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Golden Beetle and Wing Man]]		*[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Golden Beetle and Wing Man]]

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Master — Sun, 19 Apr 2026 03:28:15 GMT

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	*'''[[11-15 April 2026 Cameo videos#Jake's Birthday\|Jake's Birthday]]''' ''15 [[April 2026]]'' <small>(0:58)</small> {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}}<br>Birthday Cameo for Jake.		*'''[[11-15 April 2026 Cameo videos#Jake's Birthday\|Jake's Birthday]]''' ''15 [[April 2026]]'' <small>(0:58)</small> {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}}<br>Birthday Cameo for Jake.

	*'''[[16 April 2026 Cameo videos#Roasting Denzel Crocker from The Fairly Odd Parents\|Roasting Denzel Crocker from The Fairly Odd Parents]]''' ''16 [[April 2026]]'' <small>(1:00)</small> {{Comedy}} {{Marketing}} {{Television}} {{Business}}<br>Cameo commissioned to roast Denzel Crocker, a character from the animated television series ''The Fairly Odd Parents''. Chris was told by the commissioner it was their teacher, but he instantly got the reference.		*'''[[16-20 April 2026 Cameo videos#Come Out of the Closet Guy\|Come Out of the Closet Guy]]''' ''16 [[April 2026]]'' <small>(0:51)</small> {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Homos}} {{Business}}<br>Cameo where Chris tells Kojo to [[SLGBTQ\|come out of the closet]].

			*'''[[16-20 April 2026 Cameo videos#Roasting Denzel Crocker from The Fairly Odd Parents\|Roasting Denzel Crocker from The Fairly Odd Parents]]''' ''16 [[April 2026]]'' <small>(1:00)</small> {{Comedy}} {{Marketing}} {{Television}} {{Business}}<br>Cameo commissioned to roast Denzel Crocker, a character from the animated television series ''The Fairly Odd Parents''. Chris was told by the commissioner it was their teacher, but he instantly got the reference.

			*'''[[16-20 April 2026 Cameo videos#Garden's Birthday\|Garden's Birthday]]''' ''16 [[April 2026]]'' <small>(0:35)</small> {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}}<br>Birthday Cameo for Garden.

	*'''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1]]''' ''17 [[April 2026]]'' <br>Chris reviews and plays with Transformers toys, in an imitation of better YouTube toy channels. Chris accidentally made the video public and immediately set it to private.		*'''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1]]''' ''17 [[April 2026]]'' <br>Chris reviews and plays with Transformers toys, in an imitation of better YouTube toy channels. Chris accidentally made the video public and immediately set it to private.

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Master — Sun, 19 Apr 2026 03:26:26 GMT

The next two are on the 17th and the 18th. I will get to them.

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Master — Sun, 19 Apr 2026 03:11:59 GMT

Jake's Birthday

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	~~This page lists [[Cameo]] videos that Chris was paid to do, released 16~~ [[~~April 2026]].~~

	~~==Roasting Denzel Crocker from The Fairly Odd Parents==~~
	~~Tagged as "Roast for Denzel Crocker"<ref>https://www.cameo.com/jchristchansp/feed/69e11136017fa1e93c5ebf60</ref>~~
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	~~\| next = [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1]]~~
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	~~{{References}}~~
	~~{{Paid Videos}}~~
	~~[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2026~~]]

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Master — Sun, 19 Apr 2026 03:10:57 GMT

This seems to be the standard from now on.

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This page lists [[Cameo]] videos that Chris was paid to do, released 16 to the 20 [[April 2026]].

==Roasting Denzel Crocker from The Fairly Odd Parents==
Tagged as "Roast for Denzel Crocker"<ref>https://www.cameo.com/jchristchansp/feed/69e11136017fa1e93c5ebf60</ref>
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Chris and anger

MarcelDubois — Sun, 19 Apr 2026 00:26:12 GMT

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Ayumu Kasuga — Sat, 18 Apr 2026 23:45:50 GMT

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Chris and introspection

PsychoNerd054 — Sat, 18 Apr 2026 23:43:29 GMT

Guard Dogs

Hurtful Truth Level — Sat, 18 Apr 2026 23:37:26 GMT

Rescue from the Idea Guys

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	==~~Rescue from~~ the Idea Guys==		==Ousting the Idea Guys==
	In late [[April 2018]], [[Anna McLerran]] contacted [[The Captain]] stating that she was worried Chris was being actively manipulated,<ref name="a">[[The Chris-Chan Extortionists]]</ref> having found out about the gift cards he had been buying for the [[Idea Guys]]. Anna asked The Captain if he could intervene.<ref name=captainessay>[[On The Captain]]</ref>		In late [[April 2018]], [[Anna McLerran]] contacted [[The Captain]] stating that she was worried Chris was being actively manipulated,<ref name="a">[[The Chris-Chan Extortionists]]</ref> having found out about the gift cards he had been buying for the [[Idea Guys]]. Anna asked The Captain if he could intervene.<ref name=captainessay>[[On The Captain]]</ref>
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	==Ousting Lukas, Devil and Eva==		==Ousting Lukas, Devil and Eva==
	{{main\|~~Lukas, Devil and Eva#Unravelling~~}}		{{main\|Magi-Chan doxing incident}}
	On 25 [[December 2018]], [[Marvin]], posing as [[Magi-Chan]], logged into Chris's [[Twitter]] and posted a tweet linking to a Pastebin, which doxed Lukas, revealing his birth name, home address, and phone number.<ref>[[December 2018 social media posts#Magi-Chan doxxing incident]]</ref> According to [[The Captain]], the move was done after positive confirmation that Lukas and friends had been making Chris believe in the [[Merge]].<ref name=captainessay></ref> Lukas, Devil and Eva then began distancing from Chris.		On 25 [[December 2018]], [[Marvin]], posing as [[Magi-Chan]], logged into Chris's [[Twitter]] and posted a tweet linking to a Pastebin, which doxed Lukas, revealing his birth name, home address, and phone number.<ref>[[December 2018 social media posts#Magi-Chan doxxing incident]]</ref> According to [[The Captain]], the move was done after positive confirmation that Lukas and friends had been making Chris believe in the [[Merge]].<ref name=captainessay></ref> Lukas, Devil and Eva then began distancing from Chris.

April 2026 social media posts

Hurtful Truth Level — Sat, 18 Apr 2026 23:33:16 GMT

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Chris and reality

MarcelDubois — Sat, 18 Apr 2026 22:49:54 GMT

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Chris and Spanish

Ayumu Kasuga — Sat, 18 Apr 2026 22:42:56 GMT

He doesn't do this anymore.

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	Chris's attachment to his Spanish name has not abated to this day, and he has listed the name prominently alongside his more common aliases ([[Christopher's name change\|Christopher, Christian]], and [[Christine]]). However, Chris has yet to pick a feminine Spanish name in agreement with his current gender identity, suggesting he has largely abandoned the concept of having a Spanish ''alter ego''...		Chris's attachment to his Spanish name has not abated to this day, and he has listed the name prominently alongside his more common aliases ([[Christopher's name change\|Christopher, Christian]], and [[Christine]]). However, Chris has yet to pick a feminine Spanish name in agreement with his current gender identity, suggesting he has largely abandoned the concept of having a Spanish ''alter ego''...

	Until 2021, when Chris proclaimed to be the second coming of Jesus Christ.		Until [[2021]], when Chris proclaimed to be the second coming of Jesus Christ.

	Chris ~~will~~ call himself "[[Jesus]] Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu," ~~and almost always pronounce~~ Jesus as Jesús (heh-SOOS), the Spanish way, in addition to saying Christine like "Christ"-ine. This ~~brings~~ a Spanish name, in this case the very common ''Jesús'', back to his signature.		Upon returning to making videos in [[2023]], Chris would call himself "[[Jesus]] Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu," usually pronouncing Jesus as Jesús (heh-SOOS), the Spanish way, in addition to saying Christine like "Christ"-ine. This brought a Spanish name, in this case the very common ''Jesús'', back to his signature. Chris would defend his choice for a little while, but eventually began pronouncing "Jesus" normally not long after.

	==Works in which CWC uses Spanish==		==Works in which CWC uses Spanish==

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Eamoo — Sat, 18 Apr 2026 22:38:32 GMT

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	* '''17 April		* '''17 April
	** Chris accidentally publishes '''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1''', then quickly sets the video to private.		** Chris accidentally publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1]]''', then quickly sets the video to private.
	** Chris publishes '''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Golden Beetle and Wing Man'''.		** Chris publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Golden Beetle and Wing Man]]'''.
	** Chris publishes '''Transformers of Cwcville Short - It's Play Time''' and its subtitled version.		** Chris publishes '''[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - It's Play Time]]''' and its subtitled version.
	* '''11 April''' - Chris uploads '''[[CLog 04112026 - Responses to Courtney's Recent Thoughts]]'''.		* '''11 April''' - Chris uploads '''[[CLog 04112026 - Responses to Courtney's Recent Thoughts]]'''.
	* '''4 April''' - Chris posts '''[[CLog 04042026 - We Three Are Here Together With All of You]]'''.		* '''4 April''' - Chris posts '''[[CLog 04042026 - We Three Are Here Together With All of You]]'''.
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	* '''29 March''' - Chris publishes '''[[CLog - 03222026 - Announcement from Scarlet LaRose]]'''.		* '''29 March''' - Chris publishes '''[[CLog - 03222026 - Announcement from Scarlet LaRose]]'''.
	* '''28 March''' - Chris livestreams '''[[Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime]]'''.		* '''28 March''' - Chris livestreams '''[[Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime]]'''.
	* '''22 March''' - Chris '''[[Official CWCki Server chats#Chris wants money from Geno\|messages Geno Samuel]]''', requesting a 25% cut of possible DVD sales.

	<center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent [[{{#time:F Y}} social media posts\|social media posts]] or browse the [[Special:RecentChanges\|most recent changes to the CWCki]].''</center>		<center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent [[{{#time:F Y}} social media posts\|social media posts]] or browse the [[Special:RecentChanges\|most recent changes to the CWCki]].''</center>

Reading Chaos Crystal Control

BaboonRancher23 — Sat, 18 Apr 2026 17:28:28 GMT

Highlights

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	*'''3:25 :''' Chris goes on a rant about faith.		*'''3:25 :''' Chris goes on a rant about faith.

	*'''15:08:''' Chris goes a rant about how he is not related to Sonichu.		*'''14:58:''' Chris goes a rant about how he is not related to Sonichu.

	*'''32:39:''' Chris talks about the legal proceedings. he claims [[Heilberg]]'s doubts manifested demons. Chris also claims that the judge had to approve apartments found by [[Praetor]]. }}		*'''32:39:''' Chris talks about the legal proceedings. he claims [[Heilberg]]'s doubts manifested demons. Chris also claims that the judge had to approve apartments found by [[Praetor]]. }}
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	Chris set this video to private on 21 [[March 2026]]. Likely because Chris discovered it was leaked.		Chris set this video to private on 21 [[March 2026]]. Likely because Chris discovered it was leaked.

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			*'''3:27:''' Rifts start appearing and only effect those 21+, lacking inner strength and those with an IQ under 50. Describing them as [[Kiwi Farms]]/ [[Reddit]] users.

			*'''50:47:''' Chris says a phone number, claims it's not real and begs viewers not to call it.}}

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			*'''9:48:''' Chris has an outburst over people questioning his mentality/intelligence.}}

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	Image:0720-PattisDoghuseISO.JPG\|"That thing had to weigh, like, five, ten tons."		Image:0720-PattisDoghuseISO.JPG\|"That thing had to weigh, like, five, ten tons."

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	** Chris [[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously\|announces on Twitter with a video]] that Facebook had temporarily banned him from posting for a week.		** Chris [[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously\|announces on Twitter with a video]] that Facebook had temporarily banned him from posting for a week.
	** Chris [[Twitter#More wish list demands\|tweets]] updates to his Christmas 2016 wish list. He says "Do not wait" to send him gifts.		** Chris [[Twitter#More wish list demands\|tweets]] updates to his Christmas 2016 wish list. He says "Do not wait" to send him gifts.
	** Chris ~~posts on~~ [[Reddit\|r/PlanetDolan]] about the dumbest thing he's ever spent money on, describing [[Cakefarts]].		** Chris creates the [[Reddit]] account u/SonichuChandler and posts on r/PlanetDolan about the dumbest thing he's ever spent money on, describing [[Cakefarts]].
	* '''17 November''' - Chris enters a [[Chris and contests#Skylanders Creator Contest\|Skylanders contest]]. He is destined to lose, since he failed to follow the guidelines.		* '''17 November''' - Chris enters a [[Chris and contests#Skylanders Creator Contest\|Skylanders contest]]. He is destined to lose, since he failed to follow the guidelines.
	* '''19 November''' - Chris [[Twitter#Ticked off about Pokemon Sun\|tweets]] his frustrations with the newly-bought Pokemon Sun, one day after its release.		* '''19 November''' - Chris [[Twitter#Ticked off about Pokemon Sun\|tweets]] his frustrations with the newly-bought Pokemon Sun, one day after its release.

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	*[[Enablers]] - People who allow Chris to avoid introspection.		*[[Enablers]] - People who allow Chris to avoid introspection.
	*[[Meditation]]		*[[Meditation]]
			*[[Redemption Arc]]

	{{References}}		{{References}}
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	Chris's issues with anger may stem from being tormented in his early childhood by his [[abusive babysitter]], whom he was frequently left under the care of while [[~~Barbara Chandler\|~~Borb]] would go out clubbin' and takin' shots. She allegedly traumatized Chris by locking him up in a [[Chris's room\|room full of toys]] when he was a year old. Ironically, Chris did the same to himself up until the date of his [[Jail Saga\|arrest]] at almost age 40.		Chris's issues with anger may stem from being tormented in his early childhood by his [[abusive babysitter]], whom he was frequently left under the care of while [[Borb]] would go out clubbin' and takin' shots. She allegedly traumatized Chris by locking him up in a [[Chris's room\|room full of toys]] when he was a year old. Ironically, Chris did the same to himself up until the date of his [[Jail Saga\|arrest]] at almost age 40.

	Another person who may be behind Chris's anger issues could have been his late father, [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]]. Being Bob's son, Chris would likely have been afraid to retaliate against the things Bob did that annoyed him, such as very rarely washing his hands, making Chris remove videos from "the damn Internet", and occasionally [[Bob Walks In\|cutting down Chris's access to the web]]. Chris then takes out his anger on innocent, well-meaning [[trolls]], such as [[Clyde Cash]].		Another person who may be behind Chris's anger issues could have been his late father, [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]]. Being Bob's son, Chris would likely have been afraid to retaliate against the things Bob did that annoyed him, such as very rarely washing his hands, making Chris remove videos from "the damn Internet", and occasionally [[Bob Walks In\|cutting down Chris's access to the web]]. Chris then takes out his anger on innocent, well-meaning [[trolls]], such as [[Clyde Cash]].

	Another cause of Chris's anger is the fact that up until 30 years of age, Chris was a [[virgin]]. Being a virgin seemed to make Chris feel like he was entitled to be allowed frequent moments of rage and seeing as he only [[Mass debating\|mass debated]] twice a week due to his bent [[duck]], he may have had large amounts of [[semen\|testosterone]] stored up in his body he just needed to [[Recycling\|get out]]. Sexual frustration can make even the best of us a bit cranky, though never to this extreme. ~~After supposedly~~ losing his virginity to [[Mia Hamm]], Chris ~~did not hesitate in ending~~ his 2-year hiatus from [[Twitter]] just to wish death upon [[Michael Snyder]].		Another cause of Chris's anger is the fact that up until 30 years of age, Chris was a [[virgin]]. Being a virgin seemed to make Chris feel like he was entitled to be allowed frequent moments of rage and seeing as he only [[Mass debating\|mass debated]] twice a week due to his bent [[duck]], he may have had large amounts of [[semen\|testosterone]] stored up in his body he just needed to [[Recycling\|get out]]. Sexual frustration can make even the best of us a bit cranky, though never to this extreme. Even after finally losing his virginity, however, Chris's anger issues persisted; a few days after he engaged in hanky-panky with [[Mia Hamm]], Chris ended his 2-year hiatus from [[Twitter]] just to wish death upon [[Michael Snyder]].

	Furthermore, Chris is [[autistic]] and therefore lacks an understanding of the social restraints of anger. When he gets angry, he sees no reason why he shouldn't go positively ''nuts''. This and the amount of bottled-up stress that autism produces have shown that autistic ''children'' can be very short-tempered. Chris, however, is not an autistic child – he is an autistic ''adult'', and while most other autistics learn how to cope with stress in ways other than tantrums by the time they're in their 30s, Chris hasn't. Somewhat ironically, Chris's autism seems to cause him a large amount of anger, since the rest of the world will not acknowledge the "brilliance" of ''Sonichu'', which is apparently directly brought about by Chris's autism.		Furthermore, Chris is [[autistic]] and therefore lacks an understanding of the social restraints of anger. When he gets angry, he sees no reason why he shouldn't go positively ''nuts''. This and the amount of bottled-up stress that autism produces have shown that autistic ''children'' can be very short-tempered. Chris, however, is not an autistic child – he is an autistic ''adult'', and while most other autistics learn how to cope with stress in ways other than tantrums by the time they're in their 30s, Chris hasn't. Somewhat ironically, Chris's autism seems to cause him a large amount of anger, since the rest of the world will not acknowledge the "brilliance" of ''Sonichu'', which is apparently directly brought about by Chris's autism.
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	The way Chris expresses his anger can be considered confusing, to say the least. In one of his early fits of rage, he began to shout "[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]" at several [[jerkop]]s who were trying to kick him out of a local [[Walmart]]. In general, Chris expresses anger like an Internet tough guy would do, [[A Message to the Trolls\|taking out his anger on a video camera]] knowing that it obviously can't and won't fight back. This can be seen in one of his videos on Clyde Cash, where he seems to be "Hulking up". He also used to beat up representations of people he disliked in ''[[Soul Calibur]]''. On the other hand, even as he is seemingly scared of expressing his anger in real life, he seems to have outbursts when sufficiently pushed as well. Chris was at one point forced to take anger management classes sometime after his final confrontation with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. What happened during this epic struggle is only known in Chris's own words.		The way Chris expresses his anger can be considered confusing, to say the least. In one of his early fits of rage, he began to shout "[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]" at several [[jerkop]]s who were trying to kick him out of a local [[Walmart]]. In general, Chris expresses anger like an Internet tough guy would do, [[A Message to the Trolls\|taking out his anger on a video camera]] knowing that it obviously can't and won't fight back. This can be seen in one of his videos on Clyde Cash, where he seems to be "Hulking up". He also used to beat up representations of people he disliked in ''[[Soul Calibur]]''. On the other hand, even as he is seemingly scared of expressing his anger in real life, he seems to have outbursts when sufficiently pushed as well. Chris was at one point forced to take anger management classes sometime after his final confrontation with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. What happened during this epic struggle is only known in Chris's own words.

	{{quote\|"Then that B-Dog ripped up my notes and all, dragged me to her quarters and talked down to me very RUDELY AND HOARSELY. I reacted with my own [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha\|attack]] that she had been asking for the whole time. I was kicked out of [[Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College\|PVCC]] for a year, and I had to take an anger management course and see a psychiatrist for a while. I was allowed back in."\|[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile]]}}		{{quote\|Then that B-Dog ripped up my notes and all, dragged me to her quarters and talked down to me very RUDELY AND HOARSELY. I reacted with my own [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha\|attack]] that she had been asking for the whole time. I was kicked out of [[Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College\|PVCC]] for a year, and I had to take an anger management course and see a psychiatrist for a while. I was allowed back in.\|[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile]]}}

			{{quote\|I had to meet her in her office, and I got angry at her then. yada, yada, yada; anger management and all that. [...] I pretended I was talking with Sonichu, and he talked through me, and I cursed Mary with a Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha attack.\|[[Jackie Chat 5]]}}

	A great example of Chris's anger can be seen in one of Chris's most infamous videos, his "[[YouTube Finale]]". In this video, Chris repeatedly threatens poor Clyde, claiming he will indeed [[Strangle that Clyde Cash\|strangle him]] someday, even going as far as telling Clyde he will even commit this heinous and reprehensible act in a police station, showing Chris has no control over his angry feelings. The fact that Clyde was only trolling Chris in an attempt to lash out at him for his role in the fictional death of his late brother [[Ryan Cash]] shows even further how much Chris may still require a couple of anger management classes. His cameras would also benefit from some relief, as he often punches them to dramatically end his more rage-infused videos.		A great example of Chris's anger can be seen in one of Chris's most infamous videos, his "[[YouTube Finale]]". In this video, Chris repeatedly threatens poor Clyde, claiming he will indeed [[Strangle that Clyde Cash\|strangle him]] someday, even going as far as telling Clyde he will even commit this heinous and reprehensible act in a police station, showing Chris has no control over his angry feelings. The fact that Clyde was only trolling Chris in an attempt to lash out at him for his role in the fictional death of his late brother [[Ryan Cash]] shows even further how much Chris may still require a couple of anger management classes. His cameras would also benefit from some relief, as he often punches them to dramatically end his more rage-infused videos.
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	{{quote\|Listen People of Nintendo, DURING MY LIFETIME, my family and I have invested THOUSANDS of American Dollars and Cents in [[Nintendo]] Video Games and Systems from NES and Game Boy to Gamecube/Wii and DS/GBA. I have also attached My List of Video Games I have in my collection; 90 PERCENT of Which were ALL BOUGHT BRAND NEW while available in the stores during its MINT Availability. [[Chris and English\|SURLY]] you can spot back about just under $800 for our Trip To Seattle in advance.\|Chris on his knees begging for money so he can fly to [[Redmond]], citing his extensive collection of Nintendo games as the reason why Miyamoto should fork over $700.}}		{{quote\|Listen People of Nintendo, DURING MY LIFETIME, my family and I have invested THOUSANDS of American Dollars and Cents in [[Nintendo]] Video Games and Systems from NES and Game Boy to Gamecube/Wii and DS/GBA. I have also attached My List of Video Games I have in my collection; 90 PERCENT of Which were ALL BOUGHT BRAND NEW while available in the stores during its MINT Availability. [[Chris and English\|SURLY]] you can spot back about just under $800 for our Trip To Seattle in advance.\|Chris on his knees begging for money so he can fly to [[Redmond]], citing his extensive collection of Nintendo games as the reason why Miyamoto should fork over $700.}}

	Other examples of Chris's anger show him taking out his tard rage on his [[Clown Doll]]. In the [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]] video, a picture of Clyde Cash was taped to the doll, and Chris beat it like a spoiled 3-year-old who smashes a plate of broccoli because he didn't get his way. He also attempted to rip off its head at one point, only to have it slide out through his greasy palms. Chris would attempt to bite the doll's head off again in the [[Sign Destruction Video]], but fans of the doll will be relieved to know that Chris is far too weak to break anything of value; he was merely able to tear off the clown's hat. In his video [[Chris Loses It]], Chris proved to us that he's able to shred in half a small cardboard box, but is unable to go through light-press wood. The video also shows his poor acting skills only equal to his overall stamina, since he's out of breath before the end of the first minute of the video. A rare example where Chris's anger manifested into physical violence against others would be the infamous [[26_December_2014\|blarms incident]] where he maced a GameStop employee during his [[Blarms\|war on Sonic's new arm color.]]		Other examples of Chris's anger show him taking out his tard rage on his [[Clown Doll]]. In the [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]] video, a picture of Clyde Cash was taped to the doll, and Chris beat it like a spoiled 3-year-old who smashes a plate of broccoli because he didn't get his way. He also attempted to rip off its head at one point, only to have it slide out through his greasy palms. Chris would attempt to bite the doll's head off again in the [[Sign Destruction Video]], but fans of the doll will be relieved to know that Chris is far too weak to break anything of value; he was merely able to tear off the clown's hat. In his video [[Chris Loses It]], Chris proved to us that he's able to shred in half a small cardboard box, but is unable to go through light-press wood. The video also shows his poor acting skills only equal to his overall stamina, since he's out of breath before the end of the first minute of the video.

	{{quote\|RRRAAAARRGGHH!!\|Most of the monologue in the Chris Loses It video.}}		{{quote\|RRRAAAARRGGHH!!\|Most of the monologue in the Chris Loses It video.}}

	Another example has shown that Chris can and will blow up at people, even on the telephone. When Chris mistakenly believed that [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] had hacked his website, he left an [[Jason_Kendrick_Howell_message\|angry voicemail]]. In the [[Father Call]], Chris quickly became rude to [[Kacey]]'s father, Matthew, especially when the man came down on Chris for his [[health]] and his attitude. Even worse, when Chris [[Kacey and Liquid Call\|talked to Kacey and Liquid]], he came up in arms over Liquid's continued referral of "[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]" and was completely oblivious to the fact that Kacey was getting upset over the entire thing. Even worse, Chris attempted to hang up on both Matthew AND Kacey, only succeeding with Kacey because he got his [[Barbera Chandler\|mom]] and dad in on the conversation. Both instances show that Chris loses his [[speech impediment\|stammering]] and actually starts speaking normally when enraged.		Another example has shown that Chris can and will blow up at people, even on the telephone. When Chris mistakenly believed that [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] had hacked his website, he left an [[Jason_Kendrick_Howell_message\|angry voicemail]]. In the [[Father Call]], Chris quickly became rude to [[Kacey]]'s father, Matthew, especially when the man came down on Chris for his [[health]] and his attitude; he even seemingly threatened Matthew after he called Chris [[naïve]], only backing down when Chris was reminded he was making threats to a former Marine. Even worse, when Chris [[Kacey and Liquid Call\|talked to Kacey and Liquid]], he came up in arms over Liquid's continued referral of "[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]" and was completely oblivious to the fact that Kacey was getting upset over the entire thing. Even worse, Chris attempted to hang up on both Matthew AND Kacey, only succeeding with Kacey because he got his [[Barbera Chandler\|mom]] and dad in on the conversation. Both instances show that Chris loses his [[speech impediment\|stammering]] and actually starts speaking normally when enraged.

	Around the time when Chris opened the Mailbag to his [[True and Loyal Fanbase\|adoring fans]], another factor that caused Chris some notable grief was discovered to be the mention of any similarity between high-functioning autism and [[Asperger's syndrome]]. Chris has shown himself to be quite adamant that HFA and Asperger's are entirely unrelated, despite documentation by researchers suggesting quite the opposite. Whilst the anger related to this is of a far lesser magnitude in comparison to, for example, the Liquid Chris saga, it's still clear he's easily irritated by the mere mention of the matter:		Around the time when Chris opened the Mailbag to his [[True and Loyal Fanbase\|adoring fans]], another factor that caused Chris some notable grief was discovered to be the mention of any similarity between high-functioning autism and [[Asperger's syndrome]]. Chris has shown himself to be quite adamant that HFA and Asperger's are entirely unrelated, despite documentation by researchers suggesting quite the opposite. Whilst the anger related to this is of a far lesser magnitude in comparison to, for example, the Liquid Chris saga, it's still clear he's easily irritated by the mere mention of the matter:
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	It's surprising at first how irritated Chris is by this matter. However, the CWCipedia article makes it clear that Chris is angry at Asperger's sufferers for "stealing" the limelight from autistic folks such as himself. He seems to believe that those diagnosed with the condition are faking it to get attention, [[Chris and his Ego\|attention that he feels he deserves as an autistic person]].		It's surprising at first how irritated Chris is by this matter. However, the CWCipedia article makes it clear that Chris is angry at Asperger's sufferers for "stealing" the limelight from autistic folks such as himself. He seems to believe that those diagnosed with the condition are faking it to get attention, [[Chris and his Ego\|attention that he feels he deserves as an autistic person]].

			A rare example where Chris's anger manifested into physical violence against others would be the infamous [[26_December_2014\|blarms incident]] where he maced a GameStop employee during his [[Sonic Boom Protests\|war on Sonic's new arm color.]]

	==Decline of the tard raging==		==Decline of the tard raging==