2007 - Revision history

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	* '''5 September''' - On the [[PSN Blogs]], Chris replies to a blog concerning login problems.		* '''5 September''' - On the [[PSN Blogs]], Chris replies to a blog concerning login problems.
	* '''12 September''' - On the [[PSN Blogs]], Chris talks about [[PSP]] update 3.7. He also talks about his login problems.		* '''12 September''' - On the [[PSN Blogs]], Chris talks about [[PSP]] update 3.7. He also talks about his login problems.
			* '''17 September''' - [[Caden Peck]] turns 5.
	* '''22 September''' - Chris posts a message entitled, "I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS INJUSTICE!!!!" on his [[MySpace]] Sonichu Group.		* '''22 September''' - Chris posts a message entitled, "I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS INJUSTICE!!!!" on his [[MySpace]] Sonichu Group.
	* '''27 September''' - On the [[PSN Blogs]], Chris makes a few posts, one asking if he can use a [[HEXBox]] controller on a PS3.		* '''27 September''' - On the [[PSN Blogs]], Chris makes a few posts, one asking if he can use a [[HEXBox]] controller on a PS3.

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	* '''December 30'''		* '''December 30'''
	** With a new ED account, "Chris-Chan", Chris starts vandalizing ED.		** With a new ED account, "Chris-Chan", Chris starts vandalizing ED.
	** Christian writes the poem [[~~Chris emails 2007\|~~For My True Love, I ~~Would...~~]]		** Christian writes the poem [[For My True Love, I Would…]]
	* '''December 31''' - Chris sends his recently completed poem to somebody in contact with Megan, and tells her to send it to her.		* '''December 31''' - Chris sends his recently completed poem to somebody in contact with Megan, and tells her to send it to her.

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	===November===		===November===
	* November 1 - "PaRappa" and another troll mock Chris in MySpace comments.		* '''November 1''' - "PaRappa" and another troll mock Chris in MySpace comments.
	* November 2 - According to Chris, on this day he discovers the [[ED]] page and becomes furious. This is contradicted by the date of the page's creation.		* '''November 2''' - According to Chris, on this day he discovers the [[ED]] page and becomes furious. This is contradicted by the date of the page's creation.
	* November 3 - The Chris-Chan article on ED is created at 5:45 PM (Ruckersville time) by [[Jason Kendrick Howell]].		* '''November 3'''
	* ~~November 3 -~~ [[Evan]] collects some of the best images from [[4chan]]'s Fan-Art thread and e-mails them to Chris.		** The Chris-Chan article on ED is created at 5:45 PM (Ruckersville time) by [[Jason Kendrick Howell]].
	* ~~November 3 -~~ Chris emails [[Megan]] that he was freaked out by Evan's fanart, and that he's informed a [[deviantArt]] member about [[Chris and copyright\|copyright violation]].		** [[Evan]] collects some of the best images from [[4chan]]'s Fan-Art thread and e-mails them to Chris.
	* November 4 - Chris demands that [[Evan]] draw a picture of [[Rosechu]] "[[masturbating and squirtin']]".		** Chris emails [[Megan]] that he was freaked out by Evan's fanart, and that he's informed a [[deviantArt]] member about [[Chris and copyright\|copyright violation]].
	* ~~November 4 -~~ [[Vivian Gee]] [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008\|sends her first email]] to Chris, telling him that she has a similar but not identical character to Sonichu, and would appreciate it if Chris said it was original.		* '''November 4'''
	* ~~November 4 -~~ Chris updates [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]]		** Chris demands that [[Evan]] draw a picture of [[Rosechu]] "[[masturbating and squirtin']]".
	* ~~November 4 -~~ Chris uploads his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE\|FUTURE MESSAGE]] to [[YouTube]].		** [[Vivian Gee]] [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008\|sends her first email]] to Chris, telling him that she has a similar but not identical character to Sonichu, and would appreciate it if Chris said it was original.
	* November 5 - A [[white knight]] tells Chris via e-mail that people at [[4chan]]'s /v/ board are making fun of him, and that they have made an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page for Chris.		** Chris updates [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]]
	* ~~November 5 -~~ Chris tells Barbara that he had been photographed at the [[Game Place]], and she goes mad.		** Chris uploads his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE\|FUTURE MESSAGE]] to [[YouTube]].
	* ~~November 5 -~~ In e-mails to [[Anna]], Chris tells her that he's discovered his [[ED]] page. He also discloses that he has been chatting with [[Lori Lopez]].		* '''November 5'''
	* November 6 - Somebody sends an e-mail to Chris, claiming that Chris has stolen his [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] character, and that Chris must take down his Sonichu comics in one week or face charges. Chris ignores the e-mail.		** A [[white knight]] tells Chris via e-mail that people at [[4chan]]'s /v/ board are making fun of him, and that they have made an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page for Chris.
	* ~~November 6 -~~ Vivian responds to Chris about her earlier e-mail by ranting about how he is the one that makes his life suck. She ends by telling him to fuck off and die.		** Chris tells Barbara that he had been photographed at the [[Game Place]], and she goes mad.
	* ~~November 6 -~~ Chris uploads five more old videos to his [[YouTube]] channel.		** In e-mails to [[Anna]], Chris tells her that he's discovered his [[ED]] page. He also discloses that he has been chatting with [[Lori Lopez]].
	* November 7 - Christian shoots a [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007\|video]] asking to have the ED article edited to "better reflect his personality".		* '''November 6'''
	* ~~November 7 -~~ Vivian sends one last e-mail to Chris for a long time, asking him to throw away his [[medallion]].		** Somebody sends an e-mail to Chris, claiming that Chris has stolen his [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] character, and that Chris must take down his Sonichu comics in one week or face charges. Chris ignores the e-mail.
	* November 9 - [[Barbara]] goes to the Game Place and questions manager [[Michael (Game Place)\|Michael]] about the picture that was taken. She asks to be offered a seat, but as there is no seat, she has to sit on the floor. Michael tells Chris that if he brings up ED once again, he will be banned from the store.<ref>[[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris_emails_her_some_detective_work.2C_Megan_likely_doesn.27t_give_a_shit\|Megan Emails, 2008]]</ref>		** Vivian responds to Chris about her earlier e-mail by ranting about how he is the one that makes his life suck. She ends by telling him to fuck off and die.
	* November 10 - A picture of [[Wikipedia:goatse.cx\|Goatse]] is added to the ED page, and Christian finally breaks down and creates the Reldnahc account to remove it. He then begins [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#November_2007\|rewriting the article]] in a more favorable light towards him.		** Chris uploads five more old videos to his [[YouTube]] channel.
	* November 11 - In response to she-male and homoerotic Sonichu fan art on the ED page, Chris draws five [[Rule 34]] drawings and adds them to the article in protest. Most feature his Sonichu characters; [[ShecameforCWC.JPG\|one in particular]] depicts himself fingering a woman who is later identified as Megan.		* '''November 7'''
	* November 12 - Chris adds entries from his [[CWC's Diary\|diary]], details about how he lost Megan, and information about his sex doll [[Officer Nasty]] to the ED page. By now Chris has willingly provided 90% of the information that will be used to mock him henceforth.		** Christian shoots a [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007\|video]] asking to have the ED article edited to "better reflect his personality".
	* November 14 - Chris updates his Sonichu site.		** Vivian sends one last e-mail to Chris for a long time, asking him to throw away his [[medallion]].
	* November 15 - Christian tries to hack ED using HTML. It doesn't work.		* '''November 9''' - [[Barbara]] goes to the Game Place and questions manager [[Michael (Game Place)\|Michael]] about the picture that was taken. She asks to be offered a seat, but as there is no seat, she has to sit on the floor. Michael tells Chris that if he brings up ED once again, he will be banned from the store.<ref>[[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris_emails_her_some_detective_work.2C_Megan_likely_doesn.27t_give_a_shit\|Megan Emails, 2008]]</ref>
	* November 18 - Chris emails Megan about activities at [[The Game Place]] and sends her a picture of [[Lori Lopez]].		* '''November 10''' - A picture of [[Wikipedia:goatse.cx\|Goatse]] is added to the ED page, and Christian finally breaks down and creates the Reldnahc account to remove it. He then begins [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#November_2007\|rewriting the article]] in a more favorable light towards him.
	* November 19 - Chris tells Megan that he'll be meeting Lori soon.		* '''November 11''' - In response to she-male and homoerotic Sonichu fan art on the ED page, Chris draws five [[Rule 34]] drawings and adds them to the article in protest. Most feature his Sonichu characters; [[ShecameforCWC.JPG\|one in particular]] depicts himself fingering a woman who is later identified as Megan.
	* November 23 - Chris buys a 160 GB SATA hard drive for his PS3, greatly increasing its storage space.		* '''November 12''' - Chris adds entries from his [[CWC's Diary\|diary]], details about how he lost Megan, and information about his sex doll [[Officer Nasty]] to the ED page. By now Chris has willingly provided 90% of the information that will be used to mock him henceforth.
	* November 30 - Megan asks Chris for help obtaining some German music.		* '''November 14''' - Chris updates his Sonichu site.
			* '''November 15''' - Christian tries to hack ED using HTML. It doesn't work.
			* '''November 18''' - Chris emails Megan about activities at [[The Game Place]] and sends her a picture of [[Lori Lopez]].
			* '''November 19''' - Chris tells Megan that he'll be meeting Lori soon.
			* '''November 23''' - Chris buys a 160 GB SATA hard drive for his PS3, greatly increasing its storage space.
			* '''November 30''' - Megan asks Chris for help obtaining some German music.

	===December===		===December===
	* December 18 - Chris sends Megan a reminder about their get-together tomorrow at The End.		* '''December 18''' - Chris sends Megan a reminder about their get-together tomorrow at The End.
	* December 26 - Chris buys [[Kimmi]], the anime love doll, on Adamandeve.com, probably because his parents didn't buy it for him as a Christmas gift.		* '''December 26''' - Chris buys [[Kimmi]], the anime love doll, on Adamandeve.com, probably because his parents didn't buy it for him as a Christmas gift.
	* December 28 - Once again, Chris returns to [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#December_2007\|editing]] the text of his ED article into a more positive one.		* '''December 28''' - Once again, Chris returns to [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#December_2007\|editing]] the text of his ED article into a more positive one.
	* December 30 - With a new ED account, "Chris-Chan", Chris starts vandalizing ED.		* '''December 30'''
	* ~~December 30 -~~ Christian writes the poem [[Chris emails 2007\|For My True Love, I Would...]]		** With a new ED account, "Chris-Chan", Chris starts vandalizing ED.
	* December 31 - Chris sends his recently completed poem to somebody in contact with Megan, and tells her to send it to her.		** Christian writes the poem [[Chris emails 2007\|For My True Love, I Would...]]
			* '''December 31''' - Chris sends his recently completed poem to somebody in contact with Megan, and tells her to send it to her.

	==References==		==References==

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	===August===		===August===
	* August 1 - Chris makes a few posts to the [[PSN Blogs]], talking about PS3 and his wish to be able to understand Japanese.		* '''August 1''' - Chris makes a few posts to the [[PSN Blogs]], talking about PS3 and his wish to be able to understand Japanese.
	* August 2 - Chris updates [[CWC's Pokésite 2]].		* '''August 2''' - Chris updates [[CWC's Pokésite 2]].
	* August 3 - [[Adam Stackhouse]] wins the PaRappa the Rapper Contest. Christian, to put it mildly, is not happy.		* '''August 3'''
	* ~~August 3 -~~ Christian immediately sends an enraged e-mail to [[Sony]]. He is furious because he didn't get the opportunity to impress Megan.		** [[Adam Stackhouse]] wins the PaRappa the Rapper Contest. Christian, to put it mildly, is not happy.
	* ~~August 3 -~~ In an e-mail to Megan, Christian admits to cheating to win the PaRappa the Rapper Contest.		** Christian immediately sends an enraged e-mail to [[Sony]]. He is furious because he didn't get the opportunity to impress Megan.
	* August 4 - Christian writes another angry letter to Sony, explaining why the other contestants should be disqualified.		** In an e-mail to Megan, Christian admits to cheating to win the PaRappa the Rapper Contest.
	* ~~August 4 -~~ Chris curses Adam Stackhouse in his [[PSN Blogs#4 August 2007 — Adam Stackhouse!!!\|PSN blog]], which results in an admin serving him with a (probably one month) ban.		* '''August 4'''
	* August 5 - Chris informs Megan that he has complained to Sony about the rule violations by Adam Stackhouse and other contestants.		** Christian writes another angry letter to Sony, explaining why the other contestants should be disqualified.
	* August 6 - Chris updates [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]]		** Chris curses Adam Stackhouse in his [[PSN Blogs#4 August 2007 — Adam Stackhouse!!!\|PSN blog]], which results in an admin serving him with a (probably one month) ban.
	* August 7 - Chris apologizes to Megan for supposedly calling her his girlfriend in the PaRappa Contest, and professes his love for her.		* '''August 5''' - Chris informs Megan that he has complained to Sony about the rule violations by Adam Stackhouse and other contestants.
	* August 8 - Megan sends Christian an angry letter, complaining about him touching her. She says she is happy he lost the contest. According to Chris: "It hurt so fucking much, it took me weeks to recover."		* '''August 6''' - Chris updates [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]]
	* ~~August 8 -~~ Christian apologizes to Megan for "touching" her.		* '''August 7''' - Chris apologizes to Megan for supposedly calling her his girlfriend in the PaRappa Contest, and professes his love for her.
	* ~~August 8 -~~ Chris sends yet another e-mail to Sony, apologizing for his anger, but still thinks he has won.		* '''August 8'''
	* August 10 - Sony responds to Christian's e-mail. They don't take him seriously.		** Megan sends Christian an angry letter, complaining about him touching her. She says she is happy he lost the contest. According to Chris: "It hurt so fucking much, it took me weeks to recover."
	* Sometime between August 3 to possibly August 10 - Chris uploads [[CWC is Angry]].		** Christian apologizes to Megan for "touching" her.
	* August 13 - Christian writes to Megan about having confessed his love to her.		** Chris sends yet another e-mail to Sony, apologizing for his anger, but still thinks he has won.
	* August 15 - Chris bids on a Megatron Leader Class action figure on eBay.		* '''August 10''' - Sony responds to Christian's e-mail. They don't take him seriously.
	* August 20 - Chris buys himself another Officer Nasty love doll, possibly because his other one suffered an internal injury. He also purchases a "Mystery Feature", "Redlight Girls", "Extreme Behavior 2", and "Signature Series 10: Shayla LaVeaux".		* '''Sometime between August 3 to possibly August 10''' - Chris uploads [[CWC is Angry]].
	* August 31 - Chris tells Megan he will resume his Love Quest in September.		* '''August 13''' - Christian writes to Megan about having confessed his love to her.
			* '''August 15''' - Chris bids on a Megatron Leader Class action figure on eBay.
			* '''August 20''' - Chris buys himself another Officer Nasty love doll, possibly because his other one suffered an internal injury. He also purchases a "Mystery Feature", "Redlight Girls", "Extreme Behavior 2", and "Signature Series 10: Shayla LaVeaux".
			* '''August 31''' - Chris tells Megan he will resume his Love Quest in September.

	===September===		===September===
	* September 4 - [[Bob]]'s 80th birthday. Chris makes him a cake.		* '''September 4'''
	* ~~September 4 -~~ On the [[PSN Blogs]], Chris complains about not being able to go online.		** [[Bob]]'s 80th birthday. Chris makes him a cake.
	* September 5 - On the [[PSN Blogs]], Chris replies to a blog concerning login problems.		** On the [[PSN Blogs]], Chris complains about not being able to go online.
	* September 12 - On the [[PSN Blogs]], Chris talks about [[PSP]] update 3.7. He also talks about his login problems.		* '''September 5''' - On the [[PSN Blogs]], Chris replies to a blog concerning login problems.
	* September 22 - Chris posts a message entitled, "I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS INJUSTICE!!!!" on his [[MySpace]] Sonichu Group.		* '''September 12''' - On the [[PSN Blogs]], Chris talks about [[PSP]] update 3.7. He also talks about his login problems.
	* September 27 - On the [[PSN Blogs]], Chris makes a few posts, one asking if he can use a [[HEXBox]] controller on a PS3.		* '''September 22''' - Chris posts a message entitled, "I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS INJUSTICE!!!!" on his [[MySpace]] Sonichu Group.
			* '''September 27''' - On the [[PSN Blogs]], Chris makes a few posts, one asking if he can use a [[HEXBox]] controller on a PS3.

	===October===		===October===
	* October 1 - Megan says that she is glad that Chris has backed off from his advances. Chris replies that he still pines for her.		* '''October 1'''
	* ~~October 1 -~~ [[Barb]] turns 66.		** Megan says that she is glad that Chris has backed off from his advances. Chris replies that he still pines for her.
	* October 2 - Chris is confronted by a [[jerkop]] at [[Alderman Library]].		** [[Barb]] turns 66.
	* October 3 - Christian buys a LAI MI Asian sex doll.		* '''October 2''' - Chris is confronted by a [[jerkop]] at [[Alderman Library]].
	* October 4 - Chris emails Megan, saying that he intends to keep going to Alderman Library for his [[sweetheart search]].		* '''October 3''' - Christian buys a LAI MI Asian sex doll.
	* October 19 - Christian shows hostile behavior towards a friend of Megan.		* '''October 4''' - Chris emails Megan, saying that he intends to keep going to Alderman Library for his [[sweetheart search]].
	* October 20 - Christian apologizes to Megan for his hostile behavior. He blames it on his homophobia.		* '''October 19''' - Christian shows hostile behavior towards a friend of Megan.
	* October 21 - Megan is annoyed with his behavior and tells him he should mind his own business.		* '''October 20''' - Christian apologizes to Megan for his hostile behavior. He blames it on his homophobia.
	* October 26 - The day that the trolling of Chris began. He is photographed at the Game Place playing ''[[Pokémon]]''. The same day he gets [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2636398&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=8#post335082042 mentioned] in a SomethingAwful thread (Requires ''Archives'' account to view) by a student at the [[University of Virginia]] who saw Chris at Alderman Library that day looking for a boyfriend-free girl.		* '''October 21''' - Megan is annoyed with his behavior and tells him he should mind his own business.
	* October 27 - Due to the Ulillillia thread getting derailed, a [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671 thread on SomethingAwful] is created about Chris, titled "Sonichu and his [[Love Quest\|quest]] for a [[boyfriend-free girl]]". (Requires ''Archives'' account to view, [http://web.archive.org/web/20071107074539/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 mirror].)		* '''October 26''' The day that the trolling of Chris began. He is photographed at the Game Place playing ''[[Pokémon]]''. The same day he gets [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2636398&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=8#post335082042 mentioned] in a SomethingAwful thread (Requires ''Archives'' account to view) by a student at the [[University of Virginia]] who saw Chris at Alderman Library that day looking for a boyfriend-free girl.
	* October 30 - Some guy asks Chris how he's doing in a [[MySpace]] comment.		* '''October 27''' - Due to the Ulillillia thread getting derailed, a [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671 thread on SomethingAwful] is created about Chris, titled "Sonichu and his [[Love Quest\|quest]] for a [[boyfriend-free girl]]". (Requires ''Archives'' account to view, [http://web.archive.org/web/20071107074539/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 mirror].)
	* October 31 - The SomethingAwful Sycophant Squad (SASS) creates a thread on Chris titled ''Sonichuuuuuuuu...''		* '''October 30''' - Some guy asks Chris how he's doing in a [[MySpace]] comment.
	* ~~October 31 -~~ According to Chris, the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page is created. (According to the history, it was created a few days later).		* '''October 31'''
	* ~~October 31 -~~ On the [[PSN Blogs]], Chris asks a question about [[God of War]].		** The SomethingAwful Sycophant Squad (SASS) creates a thread on Chris titled ''Sonichuuuuuuuu...''
	* ~~October 31 -~~ A troll posing as [[PaRappa the Rapper]] pokes fun at Chris in a MySpace comment.		** According to Chris, the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page is created. (According to the history, it was created a few days later).
			** On the [[PSN Blogs]], Chris asks a question about [[God of War]].
			** A troll posing as [[PaRappa the Rapper]] pokes fun at Chris in a MySpace comment.

	===November===		===November===

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	===July===		===July===
	* July 3 - Chris sends another email to [[Megan]] in which he chats about his activities at [[The Game Place]] and says he misses her.		* '''July 3''' - Chris sends another email to [[Megan]] in which he chats about his activities at [[The Game Place]] and says he misses her.
	* July 4 - Chris sees Michael Bay's ''[[Transformers]]'' movie with his [[mother]].		* '''July 4''' - Chris sees Michael Bay's ''[[Transformers]]'' movie with his [[mother]].
	* July 6 - Chris fills in Megan about new [[Soul Calibur]] cards and says he misses her.		* '''July 6''' - Chris fills in Megan about new [[Soul Calibur]] cards and says he misses her.
	* July 7 - Christian buys a Velvet Touch masturbator, a Silicone Superstud Power Ring and a Titanium 5-Star Video Collection.		* '''July 7''' - Christian buys a Velvet Touch masturbator, a Silicone Superstud Power Ring and a Titanium 5-Star Video Collection.
	* July 11 - Chris again writes to Megan to discuss video games.		* '''July 11''' - Chris again writes to Megan to discuss video games.
	* July 14 - Chris goes to a rummage sale with his [[mother]] and tells [[Megan]] all about it. He gets featured in his local newspaper, the ''[[Chris in the media#Daily Progress\|Daily Progress]]''.		* '''July 14''' - Chris goes to a rummage sale with his [[mother]] and tells [[Megan]] all about it. He gets featured in his local newspaper, the ''[[Chris in the media#Daily Progress\|Daily Progress]]''.
	* July 15 - Chris tells Megan about a [[Spanish]] soap opera and problems with his ear.		* '''July 15''' - Chris tells Megan about a [[Spanish]] soap opera and problems with his ear.
	* July 16 - Chris buys himself an [[Officer Nasty]] Love Doll (in contrast to the Fantasy Doll bought in March), A&E Hot Action Lotion in Strawberry, "Carmen & Friends", "The Perfect Secretary" and a "Wicked Hot Pics Photo CD".		* '''July 16''' - Chris buys himself an [[Officer Nasty]] Love Doll (in contrast to the Fantasy Doll bought in March), A&E Hot Action Lotion in Strawberry, "Carmen & Friends", "The Perfect Secretary" and a "Wicked Hot Pics Photo CD".
	* July 18 - Chris hears his PaRappa video has made it to the final rounds. He is overjoyed. He emails Megan that he wants her to accompany him to Seattle if he wins.		* '''July 18''' - Chris hears his PaRappa video has made it to the final rounds. He is overjoyed. He emails Megan that he wants her to accompany him to Seattle if he wins.
	* July 20 - Chris sends [[Chris emails 2007#July\|an email]] to Susan Hannifan, a counselor at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], telling her to vote for him in the PaRappa contest.		* '''July 20'''
	* ~~July 20 -~~ Chris also sends an email to [[Cole]] requesting his vote as well.		** Chris sends [[Chris emails 2007#July\|an email]] to Susan Hannifan, a counselor at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], telling her to vote for him in the PaRappa contest.
	* July 21 - Cole responds to Chris with more hostility towards their parents. Chris tries flattery to persuade Cole to vote for him in the contest.		** Chris also sends an email to [[Cole]] requesting his vote as well.
	* ~~July 21 -~~ Chris updates [[CWC's Pokésite 2\|El PokéSite de RWC 2]] and "CWC's Vroom-A-Zoom!," his [[Hot Wheels]] site, to tell people to vote for him in the PaRappa contest.		* '''July 21'''
	* ~~July 21 -~~ Someone leaves a cryptic negative comment on Chris's [[MySpace]] page.		** Cole responds to Chris with more hostility towards their parents. Chris tries flattery to persuade Cole to vote for him in the contest.
	* July 22 - [[Anna]] tells Chris she voted for his PaRappa video and wishes him good luck.		** Chris updates [[CWC's Pokésite 2\|El PokéSite de RWC 2]] and "CWC's Vroom-A-Zoom!," his [[Hot Wheels]] site, to tell people to vote for him in the PaRappa contest.
	* July 23 - Megan's 21st birthday. She is still in Kentucky, and Chris misses her.		** Someone leaves a cryptic negative comment on Chris's [[MySpace]] page.
	* ~~July 23 -~~ Susan Hannifan responds to Chris's email and says she will vote for him in the contest.		* '''July 22''' - [[Anna]] tells Chris she voted for his PaRappa video and wishes him good luck.
	* ~~July 23 -~~ Chris makes a post to the [[PSN Blogs]], urging people to vote for him in the PaRappa contest.		* '''July 23'''
	* ~~July 23 -~~ Cole tells Chris that he'll vote for him if he can find out the name of his real father. Chris responds that according to their mother, it's Jack Dale Smithey.		** Megan's 21st birthday. She is still in Kentucky, and Chris misses her.
	* July 24 - Cole tells Chris that their mother is lying about the name of his biological father, and asks Chris to tell him when "that fuck Bob finally drops."		** Susan Hannifan responds to Chris's email and says she will vote for him in the contest.
	* July 28 - Chris fills Megan in about his activities at [[The Game Place]] and again shares his fantasy about going to Seattle with her.		** Chris makes a post to the [[PSN Blogs]], urging people to vote for him in the PaRappa contest.
	* July 31 - The polls for the PaRappa contest close. Chris makes several posts to the [[PSN Blogs]], urging people to vote before the polls close, and wording his anxiousness.		** Cole tells Chris that he'll vote for him if he can find out the name of his real father. Chris responds that according to their mother, it's Jack Dale Smithey.
			* '''July 24''' - Cole tells Chris that their mother is lying about the name of his biological father, and asks Chris to tell him when "that fuck Bob finally drops."
			* '''July 28''' - Chris fills Megan in about his activities at [[The Game Place]] and again shares his fantasy about going to Seattle with her.
			* '''July 31''' - The polls for the PaRappa contest close. Chris makes several posts to the [[PSN Blogs]], urging people to vote before the polls close, and wording his anxiousness.

	===August===		===August===

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Events of 2007

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	===April===		===April===
	* April 24 - ''[[Pokémon]] Diamond'' and ''Pearl'' are released in the US.		* '''April 24''' - ''[[Pokémon]] Diamond'' and ''Pearl'' are released in the US.
	* April 26 - Chris posts to his [[PSN Blogs]], claiming he is looking forward to the [[Adult Swim]] games featuring the [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]] and [[Harvey Birdman]].		* '''April 26''' - Chris posts to his [[PSN Blogs]], claiming he is looking forward to the [[Adult Swim]] games featuring the [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]] and [[Harvey Birdman]].
	* April 30 - [[Megan]] tells Chris for the umpteenth time to stop touching her, and says she is only a little annoyed.		* '''April 30''' - [[Megan]] tells Chris for the umpteenth time to stop touching her, and says she is only a little annoyed.

	===May===		===May===
	* May 1 - Chris creates a [[Soul Calibur#Chris vs Mary Lee Walsh\|video]] of himself beating up [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in ''[[Soul Calibur]] III''.		* '''May 1''' - Chris creates a [[Soul Calibur#Chris vs Mary Lee Walsh\|video]] of himself beating up [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in ''[[Soul Calibur]] III''.
	* May 7 - Chris tells [[Megan]] he's also created a video depicting her fighting in ''Soul Calibur''.		* '''May 7''' - Chris tells [[Megan]] he's also created a video depicting her fighting in ''Soul Calibur''.
	* May 8 - Christian creates his first [[YouTube]] account and uploads his Mary Lee Walsh ''Soul Calibur'' video.		* '''May 8''' - Christian creates his first [[YouTube]] account and uploads his Mary Lee Walsh ''Soul Calibur'' video.

	===June===		===June===
	* June - Chris stops working as a volunteer assistant Gym Leader at [[The ~~Game Place~~]].		* '''June''' - Chris stops working as a volunteer assistant Gym Leader at [[The GAMe PLACe]].
	* June 4 - [[Megan]] tells Chris about her infatuation with a video game character.		* '''June 4''' - [[Megan]] tells Chris about her infatuation with a video game character.
	* June 6 ~~- [[~~Megan]] leaves for Kentucky.		* '''June 6'''
	* ~~June 6 -~~ Ran Coleman Yeatts, Cole's biological father, dies.		** Megan leaves for Kentucky.
	* June 15 - Chris makes a few posts to his [[PSN Blogs]], complaining about internet issues with ''Go Puzzle'', and announcing he has found a way to play ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' on the [[PS3]].		** Ran Coleman Yeatts, Cole's biological father, dies.
	* June 27 ~~- Christian~~ states that he is saddened, as Megan has left for Kentucky. He misses her.		* '''June 15''' - Chris makes a few posts to his [[PSN Blogs]], complaining about internet issues with ''Go Puzzle'', and announcing he has found a way to play ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' on the [[PS3]].
	* ~~June 27 - Christian~~ cries with his [[Barb\|mother]] whilst thinking of [[Patti]] ~~the dog~~.		* '''June 27'''
	* June 28 - Chris sends another email to [[Megan]] discussing Patti and video games.		** Chris states that he is saddened, as Megan has left for Kentucky. He misses her.
	* June 29 - ~~Christian~~ makes his ''PaRappa the Rapper'' video and enters [[~~PaRappa the Rapper Contest~~]].		** Chris cries with his [[Barb\|mother]] whilst thinking of his late dog [[Patti]].
			* '''June 28''' - Chris sends another email to [[Megan]] discussing Patti and video games.
			* '''June 29''' - Chris makes his ''PaRappa the Rapper'' video and enters [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]].

	===July===		===July===

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March

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	===March===		===March===
	* March 4 - Chris sends an email to his half-brother [[Cole]] in an attempt to reconnect with him. He asks if he'd like a copy of his new [[DVD]].		* '''March 4''' - Chris sends an email to his half-brother [[Cole]] in an attempt to reconnect with him. He asks if he'd like a copy of his new [[DVD]].
	* March 5 - Chris draws (the cover of) [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu'' #7]].		* '''March 5'''
	* ~~March 5 -~~ Chris apologizes to [[Megan]] for criticizing her story ideas.		** Chris draws the cover of [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu'' #7]].
	* March 6 - Megan tells Chris not to draw her animal characters with breasts.		** Chris apologizes to [[Megan]] for criticizing her story ideas.
	* ~~March 6 -~~ In response to an email from Chris about the DVD, [[Cole Smithey]] expresses his history with and disdain for [[Barbara]] and [[Bob]].		* '''March 6'''
	* ~~March 6 -~~ Chris cashes in his first [[My Coke Rewards]] points, beginning a campaign that will see him consume more than 2,500 bottles worth of Coke.		** Megan tells Chris not to draw her animal characters with breasts.
	* March 10 - Chris buys the Officer Nasty Fantasy Doll and "The Best of Amateur Angels".		** In response to an email from Chris about the DVD, [[Cole Smithey]] expresses his history with and disdain for [[Barbara]] and [[Bob]].
	* March 17 - Chris realizes that he is able to afford a 60GB PlayStation 3, so he goes out and invests in one.		** Chris cashes in his first [[My Coke Rewards]] points, beginning a campaign that will see him consume more than 2,500 bottles worth of Coke.
	* March 18 - Chris bids on a used copy of ''Mortal Kombat Advance'' (for the Game Boy Advance) on eBay.		* '''March 10''' - Chris buys the Officer Nasty Fantasy Doll and "The Best of Amateur Angels".
	* March 26 - Chris [[PSN blogs#29 March 2007 21:57 — A Few Playstation 3 Thoughts.\|posts some complaints]] about the [[PS3]], on his PSN blogs.		* '''March 17''' - Chris realizes that he is able to afford a 60GB PlayStation 3, so he goes out and invests in one.
	* March 29 - Chris makes a few more posts to his PSN ~~Blogs~~, leaving some of the same complaints he did on the 26th.		* '''March 18''' - Chris bids on a used copy of ''Mortal Kombat Advance'' (for the Game Boy Advance) on eBay.
			* '''March 26''' - Chris [[PSN blogs#29 March 2007 21:57 — A Few Playstation 3 Thoughts.\|posts some complaints]] about the [[PS3]] on his PSN blogs.
			* '''March 29''' - Chris makes a few more posts to his PSN blogs, leaving some of the same complaints he did on the 26th.

	===April===		===April===

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	===February===		===February===
	* '''February 11''' - Chris makes the cover for his [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)\|"I'm on TV" DVD]].		* '''February 11''' - Chris makes the cover for his [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)\|"Yep, I'm on TV" DVD]].
	* '''February 19''' - Chris starts making the slideshow for his DVD.		* '''February 19''' - Chris starts making the slideshow for his DVD.
	* '''February 21''' - Chris sends [[Chris emails 2007#February\|an email]] to [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford\|Ms. Sanford]], his middle school teacher, telling her about how his life has been.		* '''February 21''' - Chris sends [[Chris emails 2007#February\|an email]] to [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford\|Ms. Sanford]], his middle school teacher, telling her about how his life has been.
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	* '''July 3''' - Chris sends another email to [[Megan]] in which he chats about his activities at [[The Game Place]] and says he misses her.		* '''July 3''' - Chris sends another email to [[Megan]] in which he chats about his activities at [[The Game Place]] and says he misses her.
	* '''July 4''' - Chris sees Michael Bay's ''[[Transformers]]'' movie with his [[mother]].		* '''July 4''' - Chris sees Michael Bay's ''[[Transformers]]'' movie with his [[mother]].
	* '''July 6''' - Chris fills in Megan about new [[Soul Calibur]] cards and says he misses her.		* '''July 6''' - Chris fills in Megan about new ''[[Soul Calibur]]'' cards and says he misses her.
	* '''July 7''' - Christian buys a Velvet Touch masturbator, a Silicone Superstud Power Ring and a Titanium 5-Star Video Collection.		* '''July 7''' - Christian buys a Velvet Touch masturbator, a Silicone Superstud Power Ring and a Titanium 5-Star Video Collection.
	* '''July 11''' - Chris again writes to Megan to discuss video games.		* '''July 11''' - Chris again writes to Megan to discuss video games.
	* '''July 14''' - Chris goes to a rummage sale with his [[mother]] and tells [[Megan]] all about it. He gets featured in his local newspaper, the ''[[Chris in the media#Daily Progress\|Daily Progress]]''.		* '''July 14''' - Chris goes to a rummage sale with his [[mother]] and tells [[Megan]] all about it. He gets featured in his local newspaper, the ''[[Chris in the media#Daily Progress\|Daily Progress]]''.
	* '''July 15''' - Chris tells Megan about a [[Spanish]] soap opera and problems with his ear.		* '''July 15''' - Chris tells Megan about a [[Spanish]] soap opera he bought with his My Coke Rewards points, and problems with his ear.
	* '''July 16''' - Chris buys himself an [[Officer Nasty]] Love Doll (in contrast to the Fantasy Doll bought in March), A&E Hot Action Lotion in Strawberry, "Carmen & Friends", "The Perfect Secretary" and a "Wicked Hot Pics Photo CD".		* '''July 16''' - Chris buys himself an [[Officer Nasty]] Love Doll (in contrast to the Fantasy Doll bought in March), A&E Hot Action Lotion in Strawberry, "Carmen & Friends", "The Perfect Secretary" and a "Wicked Hot Pics Photo CD".
	* '''July 18''' - Chris hears his PaRappa video has made it to the final rounds. He is overjoyed. He emails Megan that he wants her to accompany him to Seattle if he wins.		* '''July 18''' - Chris hears his PaRappa video has made it to the final rounds. He is overjoyed. He emails Megan that he wants her to accompany him to Seattle if he wins.
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	* '''August 7''' - Chris apologizes to Megan for supposedly calling her his girlfriend in the PaRappa Contest, and professes his love for her.		* '''August 7''' - Chris apologizes to Megan for supposedly calling her his girlfriend in the PaRappa Contest, and professes his love for her.
	* '''August 8'''		* '''August 8'''
	** Megan sends Christian an angry letter, complaining about ~~him touching her. She says~~ she is happy he lost the contest. According to Chris: "It hurt so fucking much, it took me weeks to recover."		** Megan sends Christian an angry letter, complaining about his clingy behavior, and that she is happy he lost the contest as she didn't want to go on a trip with somebody who wouldn't stop touching her. She says that they can either remain solely as friends, or never see each other again. According to Chris: "It hurt so fucking much, it took me weeks to recover."
	** Christian apologizes to Megan for ~~"touching" her~~.		** Christian apologizes to Megan for his behavior.
	** Chris sends yet another e-mail to Sony, apologizing for his anger, but still thinks he has won.		** Chris sends yet another e-mail to Sony, apologizing for his anger, but still thinks he has won.
	* '''August 10''' - Sony responds to Christian's e-mail. They don't take him seriously.		* '''August 10''' - Sony responds to Christian's e-mail. They don't take him seriously.
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	* '''October 20''' - Christian apologizes to Megan for his hostile behavior. He blames it on his homophobia.		* '''October 20''' - Christian apologizes to Megan for his hostile behavior. He blames it on his homophobia.
	* '''October 21''' - Megan is annoyed with his behavior and tells him he should mind his own business.		* '''October 21''' - Megan is annoyed with his behavior and tells him he should mind his own business.
	* '''October 26''' The day that the trolling of Chris began. He is photographed at the Game Place playing ''[[Pokémon]]''. The same day he gets [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2636398&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=8#post335082042 mentioned] in a ~~SomethingAwful~~ thread (Requires ''Archives'' account to view) by a student at the [[University of Virginia]] who saw Chris at Alderman Library that day looking for a boyfriend-free girl.		* '''October 26''' The day that the trolling of Chris began. He is photographed at the Game Place playing ''[[Pokémon]]''. The same day, he gets [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2636398&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=8#post335082042 mentioned] in a Something Awful thread (Requires ''Archives'' account to view), originally about fellow lolcow Ulillillia, by a student at the [[University of Virginia]] who saw Chris at Alderman Library that day looking for a boyfriend-free girl.
	* '''October 27''' - Due to the Ulillillia thread getting derailed, a [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671 thread on SomethingAwful] is created about Chris, titled "Sonichu and his [[Love Quest\|quest]] for a [[boyfriend-free girl]]". (Requires ''Archives'' account to view, [http://web.archive.org/web/20071107074539/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 mirror].)		* '''October 27''' - Due to the Ulillillia thread getting derailed, a [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671 thread on SomethingAwful] is created about Chris, titled "Sonichu and his [[Love Quest\|quest]] for a [[boyfriend-free girl]]". (Requires ''Archives'' account to view, [http://web.archive.org/web/20071107074539/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 mirror].)
	* '''October 30''' - Some guy asks Chris how he's doing in a [[MySpace]] comment.		* '''October 30''' - Some guy asks Chris how he's doing in a [[MySpace]] comment.
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	** Chris emails [[Megan]] that he was freaked out by Evan's fanart, and that he's informed a [[deviantArt]] member about [[Chris and copyright\|copyright violation]].		** Chris emails [[Megan]] that he was freaked out by Evan's fanart, and that he's informed a [[deviantArt]] member about [[Chris and copyright\|copyright violation]].
	* '''November 4'''		* '''November 4'''
	** Chris ~~demands that~~ [[Evan]] draw a picture of [[Rosechu]] "[[masturbating and squirtin']]".		** Chris discovers the ED page made about him, and angrily e-mails a link of the "hellish embelishment [sic] of [his] person" to [[Evan]]. He then demands that Evan draw a picture of [[Rosechu]] "[[masturbating and squirtin']]".
	** [[Vivian Gee]] [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008\|sends her first email]] to Chris, telling him that she has a similar but not identical character to Sonichu, and would appreciate it if Chris said it was original.		** [[Vivian Gee]] [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008\|sends her first email]] to Chris, telling him that she has a similar but not identical character to Sonichu, and would appreciate it if Chris said it was original.
	** Chris updates [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]]		** Chris updates [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]]
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	** A [[white knight]] tells Chris via e-mail that people at [[4chan]]'s /v/ board are making fun of him, and that they have made an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page for Chris.		** A [[white knight]] tells Chris via e-mail that people at [[4chan]]'s /v/ board are making fun of him, and that they have made an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page for Chris.
	** Chris tells Barbara that he had been photographed at the [[Game Place]], and she goes mad.		** Chris tells Barbara that he had been photographed at the [[Game Place]], and she goes mad.
	** In e-mails to [[Anna]], Chris tells her that he's discovered his [[ED]] page. He also discloses that he has been chatting with [[Lori Lopez]].		** In e-mails to [[Anna]], Chris tells her that he's discovered his [[ED]] page. He also discloses that he has been chatting with [[Lori Lopez]], a fake [[sweetheart]] created by Christian's old friend [[Joshua Martinez]].
	* '''November 6'''		* '''November 6'''
	** Somebody sends an e-mail to Chris, claiming that Chris has stolen his [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] character, and that Chris must take down his Sonichu comics in one week or face charges. Chris ignores the e-mail.		** Somebody sends an e-mail to Chris, claiming that Chris has stolen his [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] character, and that Chris must take down his Sonichu comics in one week or face charges. Chris ignores the e-mail.
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	** Vivian sends one last e-mail to Chris for a long time, asking him to throw away his [[medallion]].		** Vivian sends one last e-mail to Chris for a long time, asking him to throw away his [[medallion]].
	* '''November 9''' - [[Barbara]] goes to the Game Place and questions manager [[Michael (Game Place)\|Michael]] about the picture that was taken. She asks to be offered a seat, but as there is no seat, she has to sit on the floor. Michael tells Chris that if he brings up ED once again, he will be banned from the store.<ref>[[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris_emails_her_some_detective_work.2C_Megan_likely_doesn.27t_give_a_shit\|Megan Emails, 2008]]</ref>		* '''November 9''' - [[Barbara]] goes to the Game Place and questions manager [[Michael (Game Place)\|Michael]] about the picture that was taken. She asks to be offered a seat, but as there is no seat, she has to sit on the floor. Michael tells Chris that if he brings up ED once again, he will be banned from the store.<ref>[[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris_emails_her_some_detective_work.2C_Megan_likely_doesn.27t_give_a_shit\|Megan Emails, 2008]]</ref>
	* '''November 10''' - A picture of [[Wikipedia:goatse.cx\|Goatse]] is added to the ED page, and Christian finally breaks down and creates the Reldnahc account to remove it. He then begins [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#November_2007\|rewriting the article]] in a more favorable light towards him.		* '''November 10''' - A picture of [[Wikipedia:goatse.cx\|Goatse]] is added to the ED page, and Christian finally breaks down and creates the Reldnahc account to remove it. He then begins [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#November_2007\|rewriting the article]] in a more favorable light towards him.
	* '''November 11''' - In response to she-male and homoerotic Sonichu fan art on the ED page, Chris draws five [[Rule 34]] drawings and adds them to the article in protest. Most feature his Sonichu characters; [[ShecameforCWC.JPG\|one in particular]] depicts himself fingering a woman who is later identified as Megan.		* '''November 11''' - In response to she-male and homoerotic Sonichu fan art on the ED page, Chris draws five [[Rule 34]] drawings and adds them to the article in protest. Most feature his Sonichu characters; [[ShecameforCWC.JPG\|one in particular]] depicts himself fingering a woman who is later identified as Megan.
	* '''November 12''' - Chris adds entries from his [[CWC's Diary\|diary]], details about how he lost Megan, and information about his sex doll [[Officer Nasty]] to the ED page. By now Chris has willingly provided 90% of the information that will be used to mock him henceforth.		* '''November 12''' - Chris adds entries from his [[CWC's Diary\|diary]], details about how he lost Megan, and information about his sex doll [[Officer Nasty]] to the ED page. By now Chris has willingly provided 90% of the information that will be used to mock him henceforth.
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	===December===		===December===
	* '''December 18''' - Chris sends Megan a reminder about their get-together tomorrow at The End.		* '''December 18''' - Chris sends Megan a reminder about their get-together tomorrow at [[The End Games]].
	* '''December 26''' - Chris buys [[Kimmi]], the anime love doll, on Adamandeve.com, probably because his parents didn't buy it for him as a Christmas gift.		* '''December 26''' - Chris buys [[Kimmi]], the anime love doll, on Adamandeve.com, probably because his parents didn't buy it for him as a Christmas gift.
	* '''December 28''' - Once again, Chris returns to [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#December_2007\|editing]] the text of his ED article into a more positive one.		* '''December 28''' - Once again, Chris returns to [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#December_2007\|editing]] the text of his ED article into a more positive one.