2009 - Revision history

Ayumu Kasuga at 15:11, 28 July 2026

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	==March==		==March==
	[[Image:CWCHouse.jpg\|thumb\|left\|In [[March 2009]], Chris gave us a tour of ~~his~~ [[house]].]]		[[Image:CWCHouse.jpg\|thumb\|left\|In [[March 2009]], Chris gave us a tour of [[14 Branchland Court\|his house]].]]
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	The first half of August is mainly filled with a large war between Chris and Liquid Chris about who is the real Christian Weston Chandler, but it is also slowly becoming apparent that Chris has his eyes on Liquid's girlfriend, [[Kacey]]. Eventually Liquid backs off, and Chris has time to work on his comics again. As August draws to an end, however, [[Bob]] starts to complain to Chris about [[Tour of Chris's House\|video footage]] of the messy ~~Chandler~~ [[~~house~~]]~~hold~~ being on the Internet, fearing that the city housing association could put them out of their house. Chris tries his best to take these videos down, but the more he pleads, the more the videos are actually spread; eventually, Bob shouts at Chris for his incompetence - online. August ends with a short-lived attempt of Chris to get the trolls to believe that he has a split personality.		The first half of August is mainly filled with a large war between Chris and Liquid Chris about who is the real Christian Weston Chandler, but it is also slowly becoming apparent that Chris has his eyes on Liquid's girlfriend, [[Kacey]]. Eventually Liquid backs off, and Chris has time to work on his comics again. As August draws to an end, however, [[Bob]] starts to complain to Chris about [[Tour of Chris's House\|video footage]] of the messy [[14 Branchland Court\|Chandler household]] being on the Internet, fearing that the city housing association could put them out of their house. Chris tries his best to take these videos down, but the more he pleads, the more the videos are actually spread; eventually, Bob shouts at Chris for his incompetence - online. August ends with a short-lived attempt of Chris to get the trolls to believe that he has a split personality.

	==September==		==September==

Ayumu Kasuga: This needs fixed.

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This needs fixed.

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	==September==		==September==
	[[Image:~~Meat~~.jpg\|thumb\|left\|In [[September 2009]], Chris ~~puts two of~~ his [[~~gitar]]s on [[eBay~~]].]]		[[Image:Sports-bra-DERP-dumb-look.jpg\|thumb\|left\|In [[September 2009]], Chris buys his first "[[muscle bra]]".]]
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	==October==		==October==
	[[Image:~~Sports-bra-DERP-dumb-look~~.~~jpg~~\|thumb\|In [[October 2009]], Chris ~~buys~~ his ~~first "[[muscle bra]]"~~.]]		[[Image:Chris Loses It.gif\|thumb\|In [[October 2009]], Chris shows his strength.]]
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	==November==		==November==
	[[Image:Gay&PickleAds.JPG\|thumb\|left\|In November 2009 Chris notices ads like this on his website.]]		[[Image:Gay&PickleAds.JPG\|thumb\|left\|In [[November 2009]], Chris notices ads like this on his website.]]
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	==December==		==December==
	[[Image:RapeRap.JPG\|thumb\|In [[December 2009]] Chris spits a rape rap.]]		[[Image:RapeRap.JPG\|thumb\|In [[December 2009]], Chris spits a rape rap.]]
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Master: /* September */

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September

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	September started with a small feud between Chris and the troll [[Vivian Gee]], who created the ''[[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]]'' [[Audiobooks]] and used to be his friend; the argument would end within a week with Chris throwing a fit, and Vivian mock-deleting her videos. Halfway through the month, however, Chris decided to upload a long series of ''Sonichu'' [[Videobooks]], in which he read the comics on film. This effort would take up pretty much all of Chris's time until it was finished near the 20th. The last weeks of September would be filled with Chris raging at the trolls, most notably Clyde Cash and [[Gregg Mays]].		September started with a small feud between Chris and the troll [[Vivian Gee]], who created the ''[[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]]'' [[Audiobooks]] and used to be his friend; the argument would end within a week with Chris throwing a fit, and Vivian mock-deleting her videos. Halfway through the month, however, Chris decided to upload a long series of ''Sonichu'' [[Videobooks]], in which he read the comics on film. This effort would take up pretty much all of Chris's time until it was finished near the 20th. Kacey and Chris had [[Kacey calls\|several calls]] throughout the whole month. The last weeks of September would be filled with Chris raging at the trolls, most notably Clyde Cash and [[Gregg Mays]].

	==October==		==October==

Amanitie: Disambiguated

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Disambiguated

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	[[Image:How-to-talk-to-girls-cover.jpg\|thumb\|Chris's [[How to Talk to Girls\|literary pick of the year]].]]		[[Image:How-to-talk-to-girls-cover.jpg\|thumb\|Chris's [[How to Talk to Girls\|literary pick of the year]].]]

	'''2009''' was the year [[Christian Weston Chandler]] turned 27 years old, as well as the first year of organized trolling. Throughout the year, his life became unreal and semi-controlled, facilitated by the apparent lack of know-how and interest in his life from his parents. The first, unsmooth, wave of [[trolls\|trolling]] from [[2008]] was replaced by a [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)\|more organized]], [[CWCki\|more obsessive]] and more complex second wave, leading to far-reaching insight into Chris's life, and [[~~sex tape~~\|things]] we can never unsee. It was in many ways the "golden age" of Chris, and probably the most eventful year in Chris's entire life.		'''2009''' was the year [[Christian Weston Chandler]] turned 27 years old, as well as the first year of organized trolling. Throughout the year, his life became unreal and semi-controlled, facilitated by the apparent lack of know-how and interest in his life from his parents. The first, unsmooth, wave of [[trolls\|trolling]] from [[2008]] was replaced by a [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)\|more organized]], [[CWCki\|more obsessive]] and more complex second wave, leading to far-reaching insight into Chris's life, and [[For Julie's Eyes Only\|things we can never unsee]]. It was in many ways the "golden age" of Chris, and probably the most eventful year in Chris's entire life.

	==January==		==January==

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	[[Image:How-to-talk-to-girls-cover.jpg\|thumb\|Chris's [[How to Talk to Girls\|literary pick of the year]].]]		[[Image:How-to-talk-to-girls-cover.jpg\|thumb\|Chris's [[How to Talk to Girls\|literary pick of the year]].]]

	'''2009''' was the year [[Christian Weston Chandler]] turned 27 years old, as well as the first year of organized trolling. Throughout the year, his life became unreal and semi-controlled, facilitated by the apparent lack of know-how and interest in his life from his parents. The first, unsmooth, wave of [[trolls\|trolling]] from [[2008]] was replaced by a [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)\|more organized]], [[CWCki\|more obsessive]] and more complex second wave, leading to far-reaching insight into Chris's life, and [[sex tape\|things]] we can never unsee. It was in many ways the "golden age" of Chris, and probably the most eventful year in ~~his~~ entire life.		'''2009''' was the year [[Christian Weston Chandler]] turned 27 years old, as well as the first year of organized trolling. Throughout the year, his life became unreal and semi-controlled, facilitated by the apparent lack of know-how and interest in his life from his parents. The first, unsmooth, wave of [[trolls\|trolling]] from [[2008]] was replaced by a [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)\|more organized]], [[CWCki\|more obsessive]] and more complex second wave, leading to far-reaching insight into Chris's life, and [[sex tape\|things]] we can never unsee. It was in many ways the "golden age" of Chris, and probably the most eventful year in Chris's entire life.

	==January==		==January==

Cereally at 10:00, 20 July 2023

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	[[Image:How-to-talk-to-girls-cover.jpg\|thumb\|Chris's [[How to Talk to Girls\|literary pick of the year]].]]		[[Image:How-to-talk-to-girls-cover.jpg\|thumb\|Chris's [[How to Talk to Girls\|literary pick of the year]].]]

	'''2009''' was the year [[Christian Weston Chandler]] turned 27 years old, as well as the first year of organized trolling. Throughout the year, his life became unreal and semi-controlled, facilitated by the apparent lack of know-how and interest in his life from his parents. The first, unsmooth, wave of [[trolls\|trolling]] from [[2008]] was replaced by a [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)\|more organized]], [[CWCki\|more obsessive]] and more complex second wave, leading to far-reaching insight into Chris's life, and [[sex tape\|things]] we can never unsee. It was in many ways the "golden age" of Chris.		'''2009''' was the year [[Christian Weston Chandler]] turned 27 years old, as well as the first year of organized trolling. Throughout the year, his life became unreal and semi-controlled, facilitated by the apparent lack of know-how and interest in his life from his parents. The first, unsmooth, wave of [[trolls\|trolling]] from [[2008]] was replaced by a [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)\|more organized]], [[CWCki\|more obsessive]] and more complex second wave, leading to far-reaching insight into Chris's life, and [[sex tape\|things]] we can never unsee. It was in many ways the "golden age" of Chris, and probably the most eventful year in his entire life.

	==January==		==January==

ChristoriesMan at 17:28, 14 April 2023

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	==April==		==April==
	[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg\|thumb\|In [[April 2009]] footage is leaked of Chris wearing [[butt garments]].]]		[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg\|thumb\|In [[April 2009]] footage is leaked of Chris wearing [[butt garments]] and eating his [[Medallion]].]]
	{{main\|April 2009}}		{{main\|April 2009}}

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	[[Image:How-to-talk-to-girls-cover.jpg\|thumb\|Chris's [[How to Talk to Girls\|literary pick of the year]].]]		[[Image:How-to-talk-to-girls-cover.jpg\|thumb\|Chris's [[How to Talk to Girls\|literary pick of the year]].]]

	'''2009''' was the year [[Christian Weston Chandler]] turned 27 years old. Throughout the year, his life became unreal and semi-controlled, facilitated by the apparent lack of know-how and interest in his life from his parents. The first, unsmooth, wave of [[trolls\|trolling]] from [[2008]] was replaced by a [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)\|more organized]], [[CWCki\|more obsessive]] and more complex second wave, leading to far-reaching insight into Chris's life, and [[sex tape\|things]] we can never unsee. It was in many ways the "golden age" of Chris.		'''2009''' was the year [[Christian Weston Chandler]] turned 27 years old, as well as the first year of organized trolling. Throughout the year, his life became unreal and semi-controlled, facilitated by the apparent lack of know-how and interest in his life from his parents. The first, unsmooth, wave of [[trolls\|trolling]] from [[2008]] was replaced by a [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)\|more organized]], [[CWCki\|more obsessive]] and more complex second wave, leading to far-reaching insight into Chris's life, and [[sex tape\|things]] we can never unsee. It was in many ways the "golden age" of Chris.

	==January==		==January==

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			{{Honest}}
	{{quote\|I had a difficult time finding a sharp quality photo of me from [[2009]], but I managed. Seriously; this is like an [[Chris and health\|Apples]] to [[Fanta\|Oranges]] Comparison! I was soo geeky, and [[Naïve\|naive]] (as much as I loathe that word), back then. [https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1085613928099528704 #2009vs2019challenge]\|Chris in [[2019]] looks back}}		{{quote\|I had a difficult time finding a sharp quality photo of me from [[2009]], but I managed. Seriously; this is like an [[Chris and health\|Apples]] to [[Fanta\|Oranges]] Comparison! I was soo geeky, and [[Naïve\|naive]] (as much as I loathe that word), back then. [https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1085613928099528704 #2009vs2019challenge]\|Chris in [[2019]] looks back}}
	[[Image:S2009.JPG\|thumb\|Graph showing the Google-popularity of the terms ''Sonichu'' (blue) and ''Christian Weston Chandler'' (red). '''2009''' is marked in Mellow Yellow.]]		[[Image:S2009.JPG\|thumb\|Graph showing the Google-popularity of the terms ''Sonichu'' (blue) and ''Christian Weston Chandler'' (red). '''2009''' is marked in Mellow Yellow.]]
	[[Image:How-to-talk-to-girls-cover.jpg\|thumb\|Chris's [[How to Talk to Girls\|literary pick of the year]].]]		[[Image:How-to-talk-to-girls-cover.jpg\|thumb\|Chris's [[How to Talk to Girls\|literary pick of the year]].]]

	~~Throughout~~ '''2009''', the ~~life of~~ [[Christian Weston Chandler]] became unreal and semi-controlled, facilitated by the apparent lack of know-how and interest in his life from his parents. The first, unsmooth, wave of [[trolls\|trolling]] from [[2008]] was replaced by a [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)\|more organized]], [[CWCki\|more obsessive]] and more complex second wave, leading to far-reaching insight into Chris's life, and [[sex tape\|things]] we can never unsee. It was in many ways the "golden age" of Chris.		'''2009''' was the year [[Christian Weston Chandler]] turned 27 years old. Throughout the year, his life became unreal and semi-controlled, facilitated by the apparent lack of know-how and interest in his life from his parents. The first, unsmooth, wave of [[trolls\|trolling]] from [[2008]] was replaced by a [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)\|more organized]], [[CWCki\|more obsessive]] and more complex second wave, leading to far-reaching insight into Chris's life, and [[sex tape\|things]] we can never unsee. It was in many ways the "golden age" of Chris.

	==January==		==January==
	[[Image:CWCIsSTRAIGHT.jpg\|thumb\|left\|In [[January 2009]], Chris [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator\|crushed his vibrator]] to show that he is straight]]		[[Image:CWCIsSTRAIGHT.jpg\|thumb\|left\|In [[January 2009]], Chris [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator\|crushed his vibrator]] to show that he is straight.]]
	{{main\|January 2009}}		{{main\|January 2009}}

MathevsEff: /* December */

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December

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	Chris started the month answering the Mailbag, but with shorter, less-enthusiastic answers. He also created additional "rejected" mail to handle questions that made him feel uncomfortable - namely, those dealing with homosexuality and [[autism]]. He would also publish a vitriolic screed against people with [[Asperger~~'s Syndrome~~]] and upload several disturbing YouTube videos. Unflattering photos of him appeared on a Times Square Billboard, mostly real pictures of him drinking his [[semen]], and he was also further infuriated by increasingly explicit pro-gay banner ads which appeared on CWCipedia, prompting him to write a letter to President [[Barack Obama]] requesting that the gay ads be made illegal. After more than one year in making, [[Sonichu 9\|''Sonichu'' #9]] was finally completed.		Chris started the month answering the Mailbag, but with shorter, less-enthusiastic answers. He also created additional "rejected" mail to handle questions that made him feel uncomfortable – namely, those dealing with homosexuality and [[autism]]. He would also publish a vitriolic screed against people with [[Asperger syndrome]] and upload several disturbing YouTube videos. Unflattering photos of him appeared on a Times Square Billboard, mostly real pictures of him drinking his [[semen]], and he was also further infuriated by increasingly explicit pro-gay banner ads which appeared on CWCipedia, prompting him to write a letter to President [[Barack Obama]] requesting that the gay ads be made illegal. After more than one year in making, [[Sonichu 9\|''Sonichu'' #9]] was finally completed.
	{{The Cwcivil War of 2009}}		{{The Cwcivil War of 2009}}
	{{Timeline}}		{{Timeline}}
	[[Category:Chronology]]		[[Category:Chronology]]

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	{{quote\|I had a difficult time finding a sharp quality photo of me from [[2009]], but I managed. Seriously; this is like an [[Chris and health\|Apples]] to [[Fanta\|Oranges]] Comparison! I was soo geeky, and [[Naïve\|naive]] (as much as I loathe that word), back then. [https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1085613928099528704 #2009vs2019challenge]\|Chris in [[2019]] looks back}}		{{quote\|I had a difficult time finding a sharp quality photo of me from [[2009]], but I managed. Seriously; this is like an [[Chris and health\|Apples]] to [[Fanta\|Oranges]] Comparison! I was soo geeky, and [[Naïve\|naive]] (as much as I loathe that word), back then. [https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1085613928099528704 #2009vs2019challenge]\|Chris in [[2019]] looks back}}
	[[Image:S2009.JPG\|thumb\|Graph showing the Google-popularity of the terms ''Sonichu'' (blue) and ''Christian Weston Chandler'' (red). '''2009''' is marked in Mellow Yellow.]]		[[Image:S2009.JPG\|thumb\|Graph showing the Google-popularity of the terms ''Sonichu'' (blue) and ''Christian Weston Chandler'' (red). '''2009''' is marked in Mellow Yellow.]]
	[[Image:How-to-talk-to-girls-cover.jpg\|thumb\|Chris's [[How to Talk to Girls\|literary pick of the year]].]]		[[Image:How-to-talk-to-girls-cover.jpg\|thumb\|Chris's [[How to Talk to Girls\|literary pick of the year]].]]

	~~Throughout~~ '''2009''', the ~~life of~~ [[Christian Weston Chandler]] became unreal and semi-controlled, facilitated by the apparent lack of know-how and interest in his life from his parents. The first, unsmooth, wave of [[trolls\|trolling]] from [[2008]] was replaced by a [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)\|more organized]], [[CWCki\|more obsessive]] and more complex second wave, leading to far-reaching insight into Chris's life, and [[sex tape\|things]] we can never unsee. It was in many ways the "golden age" of Chris.		'''2009''' was the year [[Christian Weston Chandler]] turned 27 years old. Throughout the year, his life became unreal and semi-controlled, facilitated by the apparent lack of know-how and interest in his life from his parents. The first, unsmooth, wave of [[trolls\|trolling]] from [[2008]] was replaced by a [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)\|more organized]], [[CWCki\|more obsessive]] and more complex second wave, leading to far-reaching insight into Chris's life, and [[sex tape\|things]] we can never unsee. It was in many ways the "golden age" of Chris.

	==January==		==January==
	[[Image:CWCIsSTRAIGHT.jpg\|thumb\|left\|In [[January 2009]], Chris [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator\|crushed his vibrator]] to show that he is straight]]		[[Image:CWCIsSTRAIGHT.jpg\|thumb\|left\|In [[January 2009]], Chris [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator\|crushed his vibrator]] to show that he is straight.]]
	{{main\|January 2009}}		{{main\|January 2009}}