2010 - Revision history

WarnerBro: /* April */

2023-04-27T23:24:19Z

April

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	[[File:Personalprofile.jpg\|thumb\|On 5 April, Chris's second [[The Hook Cafe\|''The HooK'' Café]] ad is discovered.]]		[[File:Personalprofile.jpg\|thumb\|On 5 April, Chris's second [[The Hook Cafe\|''The HooK'' Café]] ad is discovered.]]

	As April started, Chris's activity on the Internet was sporadic. However, trolls soon discovered an ad on [[The Hook Cafe\|''The HooK'' Café]], discovering that Chris had restarted his [[Love Quest]] on the Internet. During this time, Chris would meet and begin talking to a woman named [[Jackie]], who would become Chris's focus throughout the month. Having learned something from the previous incidents, Chris kept a low profile on her, which however did not prevent some highly-disturbing material to eventually ~~leak~~ to general public. During this time, he attempted to return to [[The GAMe PLACe]] in an attempt to lift his ban; the trolls hailed [[Michael Snyder]] as a hero when he kicked the anti-Semitic manchild out again. Chris would also work on CWCipedia a bit more, creating profiles for his characters and a page about all of his past sweethearts.		As April started, Chris's activity on the Internet was sporadic. However, trolls soon discovered an ad on [[The Hook Cafe\|''The HooK'' Café]], discovering that Chris had restarted his [[Love Quest]] on the Internet. During this time, Chris would meet and begin talking to a woman named [[Jackie]], who would become Chris's focus throughout the month. Having learned something from the previous incidents, Chris kept a low profile on her, which however did not prevent some highly-disturbing material from eventually leaking to the general public. During this time, he attempted to return to [[The GAMe PLACe]] in an attempt to lift his ban; the trolls hailed [[Michael Snyder]] as a hero when he kicked the anti-Semitic manchild out again. Chris would also work on CWCipedia a bit more, creating profiles for his characters and a page about all of his past sweethearts.

	==May==		==May==

Har0 Har0: some gramatical fixes and inclusion of Chris's C-Mas wish for 2010

2023-02-02T19:36:55Z

some gramatical fixes and inclusion of Chris's C-Mas wish for 2010

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	[[Image:EloquentArgument.JPG\|thumb\|left\|On 17 January, Chris expresses his opinion on ''[[Asperchu/Background\|Asperchu]]''.]]		[[Image:EloquentArgument.JPG\|thumb\|left\|On 17 January, Chris expresses his opinion on ''[[Asperchu/Background\|Asperchu]]''.]]

	Smug with overconfidence thanks to his [[Mailbag\|fanmail]] and the victory over [[gay]] ads, Chris charged into January, not even allowing the shut down of the [[CWCipedia]] via [[copyright]] claims stop him. However, Chris would soon find a new [[stress]] factor in the emerging fan comic ''[[Asperchu]]'', going to great lengths to pull his fans away from it via various crazy [[YouTube]] videos; every attempt failed miserably. As he did, Chris continued to update [[Sonichu 10\|''Sonichu'' #10]], revealing more of his madness. Unbeknown to trolls, he was actually beginning to get close to [[The Wallflower\|another girl]] and he would attempt to hide this, but his own [[ego]] would refuse to let him do so.		Smug with overconfidence thanks to his [[Mailbag\|fanmail]] and the victory over [[gay]] ads, Chris charged into January, not even allowing the shut down of the [[CWCipedia]] via [[copyright]] claims to stop him. However, Chris would soon find a new [[stress]] factor in the emerging fan comic ''[[Asperchu]]'', going to great lengths to pull his fans away from it via various crazy [[YouTube]] videos; every attempt failed miserably. As he did, Chris continued to update [[Sonichu 10\|''Sonichu'' #10]], revealing more of his madness. Unbeknown to trolls, he was actually beginning to get close to [[The Wallflower\|another girl]] and he would attempt to hide this, but his own [[ego]] would refuse to let him do so.

	==February==		==February==
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	[[File:Owllevel.jpg\|thumb\|left\|On 9 March, Chris uploads a new ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' level that would inadvertently reveal the identity of [[The Wallflower]].]]		[[File:Owllevel.jpg\|thumb\|left\|On 9 March, Chris uploads a new ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' level that would inadvertently reveal the identity of [[The Wallflower]].]]

	Chris let slip a screenname of [[The Wallflower]] through a custom ''[[Little Big Planet\|LBP]]'' level. Dedicated trolls would discover her identity, and one faggot would cause the [[gal-pal]] to cut ties with Chris ~~and Chris himself discovering~~ the [[CWCki]]. At that point, Chris began an all-out war against the [[Internet]], attacking his [[fans]] for wanting more ''Sonichu'' pages, attacking the CWCki, and especially attacking [[Surfshack Tito]], the troll who took credit for destroying the lulz. However, [[Rocky Shoemaker\|an outside source]] would intervene, forcing Chris to once again announce he was leaving the Internet forever. (36 hours after making this bold and bombastic claim, Chris returned with a new video to complain about [[TV]] and [[sex]].)		Chris let slip a screenname of [[The Wallflower]] through a custom ''[[Little Big Planet\|LBP]]'' level. Dedicated trolls would discover her identity, and one faggot would cause the [[gal-pal]] to cut ties with Chris after being led to the [[CWCki]]. At that point, Chris began an all-out war against the [[Internet]], attacking his [[fans]] for wanting more ''Sonichu'' pages, attacking the CWCki, and especially attacking [[Surfshack Tito]], the troll who took credit for destroying the lulz. However, [[Rocky Shoemaker\|an outside source]] would intervene, forcing Chris to once again announce he was leaving the Internet forever. (36 hours after making this bold and bombastic claim, Chris returned with a new video to complain about [[TV]] and [[sex]].)

	==April==		==April==
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	[[File:Personalprofile.jpg\|thumb\|On 5 April, Chris's second [[The Hook Cafe\|''The HooK'' Café]] ad is discovered.]]		[[File:Personalprofile.jpg\|thumb\|On 5 April, Chris's second [[The Hook Cafe\|''The HooK'' Café]] ad is discovered.]]

	As April started, Chris's activity on the Internet was sporadic. However, trolls soon discovered an ad on [[The Hook Cafe\|''The HooK'' Café]], discovering that Chris ~~was back to~~ his [[Love Quest]] on the Internet. During this time, Chris would meet and begin talking to a woman named [[Jackie]], who would become Chris's focus throughout the month. Having learned something from the previous incidents, Chris kept a low profile on her, which however did not prevent some highly-disturbing material to eventually leak to general public. During this time, he attempted to return to [[The GAMe PLACe]] in an attempt to lift his ban; the trolls hailed [[Michael Snyder]] as a hero when he kicked the anti-Semitic manchild out again. Chris would also work on CWCipedia a bit more, creating profiles for his characters and a page about all of his past sweethearts.		As April started, Chris's activity on the Internet was sporadic. However, trolls soon discovered an ad on [[The Hook Cafe\|''The HooK'' Café]], discovering that Chris had restarted his [[Love Quest]] on the Internet. During this time, Chris would meet and begin talking to a woman named [[Jackie]], who would become Chris's focus throughout the month. Having learned something from the previous incidents, Chris kept a low profile on her, which however did not prevent some highly-disturbing material to eventually leak to general public. During this time, he attempted to return to [[The GAMe PLACe]] in an attempt to lift his ban; the trolls hailed [[Michael Snyder]] as a hero when he kicked the anti-Semitic manchild out again. Chris would also work on CWCipedia a bit more, creating profiles for his characters and a page about all of his past sweethearts.

	==May==		==May==
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	[[File:GrayScaleChris.jpg\|thumb\|On 30 June, Chris looks for [[love]] on [[Flipnote Hatena]].]]		[[File:GrayScaleChris.jpg\|thumb\|On 30 June, Chris looks for [[love]] on [[Flipnote Hatena]].]]

	After Chris's fourth threat to leave the Internet, many fully expected that he would not keep to his word. The silence was however broken after Chris ~~traveled~~ to The GAMe PLACe with a plan of revenge against Michael Snyder; long story short, Chris almost committed [[Son-Chu\|vehicular]] homicide while [[Alcohol\|drunk]] and was let off scot-free by the [[police]]. He then made a video addressing these events, and announced that he would be leaving the Internet. ([[Chris and hypocrisy\|Again]]. [[Youtube Finale\|For]] [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV\|the]] [[100 2188\|fifth]] [[100 2189\|time]].) Things fell silent for nearly two weeks, until a field agent spotted Chris at the [[Fridays After Five]] event in [[Charlottesville]], continuing his [[Love Quest]] offline by acting [[pedofork\|really creepy]] in public. Soon, trolls also discovered where Chris had disappeared to online: the [[Flipnote Hatena]], a website created by [[Nintendo]] for users to share their amateur animations.		After Chris's fourth threat to leave the Internet, many fully expected that he would not keep to his word. The silence was however broken after Chris travelled to The GAMe PLACe with a plan of revenge against Michael Snyder; long story short, Chris almost committed [[Son-Chu\|vehicular]] homicide while [[Alcohol\|drunk]] and was let off scot-free by the [[police]]. He then made a video addressing these events, and announced that he would be leaving the Internet. ([[Chris and hypocrisy\|Again]]. [[Youtube Finale\|For]] [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV\|the]] [[100 2188\|fifth]] [[100 2189\|time]].) Things fell silent for nearly two weeks until a field agent spotted Chris at the [[Fridays After Five]] event in [[Charlottesville]], continuing his [[Love Quest]] offline by acting [[pedofork\|really creepy]] in public. Soon, trolls also discovered where Chris had disappeared to online: the [[Flipnote Hatena]], a website created by [[Nintendo]] for users to share their amateur animations.

	==July==		==July==
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	[[File:Grimace.jpg\|thumb\|On 4 October, Chris [[Chris and cosplaying\|cosplays]] as [[McDonald's\|the Grimace]].]]		[[File:Grimace.jpg\|thumb\|On 4 October, Chris [[Chris and cosplaying\|cosplays]] as [[McDonald's\|the Grimace]].]]

	October began with Chris acting just as crazy as in September, if not crazier. He made another half-assed apology to Michael Snyder and then proceeded to start dressing up in a large variety of [[Chris and cosplaying\|costumes]] made out of construction paper, which dominated the first half of the month. He also made two scary and confusing videos in which he gave birth to a baby [[bear]], used his manboobs for a breast cancer awareness ad, and more. Some of the videos were actually shot outside of the [[Chris's room\|room]] or even the [[14 Branchland Court\|house]] altogether, featuring Chris driving his mom's car and even going for a "hike". The conflict with Lars also continued, however on seemingly low-level. October 2010 is notable for the sheer number of [[videos]] that were released by Chris (albeit the quality of them varied) including more than a dozen a day twice, making it by far the most active month. In the meantime, Clyde kept releasing even more previously unseen historical documents.		October began with Chris acting just as crazy as in September, if not crazier. He made another half-assed apology to Michael Snyder and then proceeded to start dressing up in a large variety of [[Chris and cosplaying\|costumes]] made out of construction paper, which dominated the first half of the month. He also made two scary and confusing videos in which he gave birth to a baby [[bear]], used his manboobs for a breast cancer awareness ad, and more. Some of the videos were actually shot outside of the [[Chris's room\|room]] or even the [[14 Branchland Court\|house]] altogether, featuring Chris driving his mom's car and even going for a "hike". The conflict with Lars also continued, however on a seemingly low-level. October 2010 is notable for the sheer number of [[videos]] that were released by Chris (albeit the quality of them varied) including more than a dozen a day twice, making it by far the most active month. In the meantime, Clyde kept releasing even more previously unseen historical documents.

	==November==		==November==
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	[[File:Studalert.png\|thumb\|left\|On 6 November, a video of Chris struggling to do pull-ups was leaked.]]		[[File:Studalert.png\|thumb\|left\|On 6 November, a video of Chris struggling to do pull-ups was leaked.]]

	November turned out to be a slow month. Chris had a call with Lars and a video of him failing to do pull-ups was leaked the same day. Chris would then go quiet for two weeks, until he quit the Internet for the 6th time on 22 November and ~~deleting~~ most of his other [[YouTube]] videos in the progress.		November turned out to be a slow month. Chris had a call with Lars and a video of him failing to do pull-ups was leaked the same day. Chris would then go quiet for two weeks, until he quit the Internet for the 6th time on 22 November and deleted most of his other [[YouTube]] videos in the progress.

	==December==		==December==
	{{main\|December 2010}}		{{main\|December 2010}}

	December began under the shadow of Chris's sixth attempt to leave the Internet in ~~favor~~ of playing [[vidya]] all the time. The final batch of e-mails between Chris and Jackie ~~were~~ released. As usual, Chris did not get [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend\| a girlfriend for Christmas]], for the sixth time since [[2004]]. {{clear}}		December began under the shadow of Chris's sixth attempt to leave the Internet in favour of playing [[vidya]] all the time. The final batch of e-mails between Chris and Jackie was released. As usual, Chris did not get [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend\| a girlfriend for Christmas]], for the sixth time since [[2004]] though this year, he wished for both the CWCki and Encyclopedia Dramatica to completely disappear off the internet. {{clear}}

	{{Timeline}}		{{Timeline}}
	[[Category:Chronology]]		[[Category:Chronology]]

Foobar: /* October */

2022-05-19T09:11:42Z

October

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	[[File:Grimace.jpg\|thumb\|On 4 October, Chris [[Chris and cosplaying\|cosplays]] as [[McDonald's\|the Grimace]].]]		[[File:Grimace.jpg\|thumb\|On 4 October, Chris [[Chris and cosplaying\|cosplays]] as [[McDonald's\|the Grimace]].]]

	October began with Chris acting just as crazy as in September, if not crazier. He made another half-assed apology to Michael Snyder and then proceeded to start dressing up in a large variety of [[Chris and cosplaying\|costumes]] made out of construction paper, which dominated the first half of the month. He also made two scary and confusing videos in which he gave birth to a baby [[bear]], used his manboobs for a breast cancer awareness ad, and more. Some of the videos were actually shot outside of the [[Chris's room\|room]] or even the [[14 Branchland Court\|house]] altogether, featuring Chris driving his mom's car and even going for a "hike". The conflict with Lars also continued, however on seemingly low-level. October 2010 is notable of sheer number of [[videos]] that were released by Chris, including more than a dozen a day twice, making it by far the most active month ~~so far (albeit quality of them varied a lot)~~. In the meantime, Clyde kept releasing even more previously unseen historical documents.		October began with Chris acting just as crazy as in September, if not crazier. He made another half-assed apology to Michael Snyder and then proceeded to start dressing up in a large variety of [[Chris and cosplaying\|costumes]] made out of construction paper, which dominated the first half of the month. He also made two scary and confusing videos in which he gave birth to a baby [[bear]], used his manboobs for a breast cancer awareness ad, and more. Some of the videos were actually shot outside of the [[Chris's room\|room]] or even the [[14 Branchland Court\|house]] altogether, featuring Chris driving his mom's car and even going for a "hike". The conflict with Lars also continued, however on seemingly low-level. October 2010 is notable for the sheer number of [[videos]] that were released by Chris (albeit the quality of them varied) including more than a dozen a day twice, making it by far the most active month. In the meantime, Clyde kept releasing even more previously unseen historical documents.

	==November==		==November==

KUG.SIG17: /* March */ link fix

2022-05-03T16:58:16Z

March: link fix

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	[[File:Owllevel.jpg\|thumb\|left\|On 9 March, Chris uploads a new ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' level that would inadvertently reveal the identity of [[The Wallflower]].]]		[[File:Owllevel.jpg\|thumb\|left\|On 9 March, Chris uploads a new ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' level that would inadvertently reveal the identity of [[The Wallflower]].]]

	Chris let slip a screenname of [[The Wallflower\| through a custom ''[[Little Big Planet\|LBP]]'' level. Dedicated trolls would discover her identity, and one faggot would cause the [[gal-pal]] to cut ties with Chris and Chris himself discovering the [[CWCki]]. At that point, Chris began an all-out war against the [[Internet]], attacking his [[fans]] for wanting more ''Sonichu'' pages, attacking the CWCki, and especially attacking [[Surfshack Tito]], the troll who took credit for destroying the lulz. However, [[Rocky Shoemaker\|an outside source]] would intervene, forcing Chris to once again announce he was leaving the Internet forever. (36 hours after making this bold and bombastic claim, Chris returned with a new video to complain about [[TV]] and [[sex]].)		Chris let slip a screenname of [[The Wallflower]] through a custom ''[[Little Big Planet\|LBP]]'' level. Dedicated trolls would discover her identity, and one faggot would cause the [[gal-pal]] to cut ties with Chris and Chris himself discovering the [[CWCki]]. At that point, Chris began an all-out war against the [[Internet]], attacking his [[fans]] for wanting more ''Sonichu'' pages, attacking the CWCki, and especially attacking [[Surfshack Tito]], the troll who took credit for destroying the lulz. However, [[Rocky Shoemaker\|an outside source]] would intervene, forcing Chris to once again announce he was leaving the Internet forever. (36 hours after making this bold and bombastic claim, Chris returned with a new video to complain about [[TV]] and [[sex]].)

	==April==		==April==

PsychoNerd054 at 01:39, 25 January 2022

2022-01-25T01:39:43Z

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	[[File:Owllevel.jpg\|thumb\|left\|On 9 March, Chris uploads a new ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' level that would inadvertently reveal the identity of [[The Wallflower]].]]		[[File:Owllevel.jpg\|thumb\|left\|On 9 March, Chris uploads a new ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' level that would inadvertently reveal the identity of [[The Wallflower]].]]

	Chris let slip a screenname of [[The Wallflower\| through a custom ''[[Little Big Planet\|LBP]]'' level. Dedicated trolls would discover her identity, and one faggot would cause the [[gal-pal]] to cut ties with Chris and Chris himself discovering the [[CWCki]]. At that point, Chris began an all-out war against the [[Internet]], attacking his [[fans]] for wanting more ''Sonichu'' pages, attacking the CWCki, and especially attacking [[Surfshack Tito]], the troll who took credit for destroying the [[lulz]]. However, [[Rocky Shoemaker\|an outside source]] would intervene, forcing Chris to once again announce he was leaving the Internet forever. (36 hours after making this bold and bombastic claim, Chris returned with a new video to complain about [[TV]] and [[sex]].)		Chris let slip a screenname of [[The Wallflower\| through a custom ''[[Little Big Planet\|LBP]]'' level. Dedicated trolls would discover her identity, and one faggot would cause the [[gal-pal]] to cut ties with Chris and Chris himself discovering the [[CWCki]]. At that point, Chris began an all-out war against the [[Internet]], attacking his [[fans]] for wanting more ''Sonichu'' pages, attacking the CWCki, and especially attacking [[Surfshack Tito]], the troll who took credit for destroying the lulz. However, [[Rocky Shoemaker\|an outside source]] would intervene, forcing Chris to once again announce he was leaving the Internet forever. (36 hours after making this bold and bombastic claim, Chris returned with a new video to complain about [[TV]] and [[sex]].)

	==April==		==April==

Hurtful Truth Level at 04:32, 2 June 2021

2021-06-02T04:32:11Z

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	[[File:Owllevel.jpg\|thumb\|left\|On 9 March, Chris uploads a new ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' level that would inadvertently reveal the identity of [[The Wallflower]].]]		[[File:Owllevel.jpg\|thumb\|left\|On 9 March, Chris uploads a new ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' level that would inadvertently reveal the identity of [[The Wallflower]].]]

	~~As March began, trolls showed concern over news that~~ Chris's father, [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]], had been hospitalized with congestive heart failure. Sadly, Chris showed no concern whatsoever, angering his [[fanbase]]. A few days later, Chris would, through his massive [[ego\|narcissism]], reveal a ~~name~~ of ~~his potential new~~ [[~~sweetheart]]~~ through a custom ''[[Little Big Planet\|LBP]]'' level. Dedicated trolls would discover ~~[[The Wallflower\|~~her identity]], and one faggot would cause the [[gal-pal]] to cut ties with Chris and Chris himself discovering the [[CWCki]]. At that point, Chris began an all-out war against the [[Internet]], attacking his [[fans]] for wanting more ''Sonichu'' pages, attacking the CWCki, and especially attacking [[Surfshack Tito]], the troll who took credit for destroying the [[lulz]]. However, [[Rocky Shoemaker\|an outside source]] would intervene, forcing Chris to once again announce he was leaving the Internet forever. (36 hours after making this bold and bombastic claim, Chris returned with a new video to complain about [[TV]] and [[sex]].)		Chris let slip a screenname of [[The Wallflower\| through a custom ''[[Little Big Planet\|LBP]]'' level. Dedicated trolls would discover her identity, and one faggot would cause the [[gal-pal]] to cut ties with Chris and Chris himself discovering the [[CWCki]]. At that point, Chris began an all-out war against the [[Internet]], attacking his [[fans]] for wanting more ''Sonichu'' pages, attacking the CWCki, and especially attacking [[Surfshack Tito]], the troll who took credit for destroying the [[lulz]]. However, [[Rocky Shoemaker\|an outside source]] would intervene, forcing Chris to once again announce he was leaving the Internet forever. (36 hours after making this bold and bombastic claim, Chris returned with a new video to complain about [[TV]] and [[sex]].)

	==April==		==April==

MathevsEff: /* October */

2018-02-01T20:09:35Z

October

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	{{main\|October 2010}}		{{main\|October 2010}}

	[[File:Grimace.jpg\|thumb\|On 4 October, Chris [[~~cosplay~~]]s as [[~~McDonalds~~\|the Grimace.]]]]		[[File:Grimace.jpg\|thumb\|On 4 October, Chris [[Chris and cosplaying\|cosplays]] as [[McDonald's\|the Grimace]].]]

	October began with Chris acting just as crazy as in September, if not crazier. He made another half-assed apology to Michael Snyder and then proceeded to start dressing up in a large variety of [[~~cosplay~~\|costumes]] made out of construction paper, which dominated the first half of the month. He also made two scary and confusing videos in which he gave birth to a baby [[bear]], used his manboobs for a breast cancer awareness ad, and more. Some of the videos were actually shot outside of the [[room]] or even the [[house]] altogether, featuring Chris driving his mom's car and even going for a "hike". The conflict with Lars also continued, however on seemingly low-level. October 2010 is notable of sheer number of [[videos]] that were released by Chris, including more than a dozen a day twice, making it by far the most active month so far (albeit quality of them varied a lot). In the meantime, Clyde kept releasing even more previously unseen historical documents.		October began with Chris acting just as crazy as in September, if not crazier. He made another half-assed apology to Michael Snyder and then proceeded to start dressing up in a large variety of [[Chris and cosplaying\|costumes]] made out of construction paper, which dominated the first half of the month. He also made two scary and confusing videos in which he gave birth to a baby [[bear]], used his manboobs for a breast cancer awareness ad, and more. Some of the videos were actually shot outside of the [[Chris's room\|room]] or even the [[14 Branchland Court\|house]] altogether, featuring Chris driving his mom's car and even going for a "hike". The conflict with Lars also continued, however on seemingly low-level. October 2010 is notable of sheer number of [[videos]] that were released by Chris, including more than a dozen a day twice, making it by far the most active month so far (albeit quality of them varied a lot). In the meantime, Clyde kept releasing even more previously unseen historical documents.

	==November==		==November==

MathevsEff at 20:14, 1 September 2017

2017-09-01T20:14:02Z

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	==March==		==March==
	{{main\|March 2010}}		{{main\|March 2010}}
	[[File:Owllevel.jpg\|thumb\|left\|On 9 March, Chris uploads a new ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' level that would ~~inadvertendly~~ reveal the identity of [[The Wallflower]].]]		[[File:Owllevel.jpg\|thumb\|left\|On 9 March, Chris uploads a new ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' level that would inadvertently reveal the identity of [[The Wallflower]].]]

	As March began, trolls showed concern over news that Chris's father, [[Bob]], had been hospitalized with congestive heart failure. Sadly, Chris showed no concern whatsoever, angering his [[fanbase]]. A few days later, Chris would, through his massive [[ego\|narcissism]], reveal a name of his potential new [[sweetheart]] through a custom ''[[Little Big Planet\|LBP]]'' level. Dedicated trolls would discover [[The Wallflower\|her identity]], and one faggot would cause the [[gal-pal]] to cut ties with Chris and Chris himself discovering the [[CWCki]]. At that point, Chris began an all-out war against the [[Internet]], attacking his [[fans]] for wanting more ''Sonichu'' pages, attacking the CWCki, and especially attacking [[Surfshack Tito]], the troll who took credit for destroying the [[lulz]]. However, [[Rocky Shoemaker\|an outside source]] would intervene, forcing Chris to once again announce he was leaving the Internet forever. (36 hours after making this bold and bombastic claim, Chris returned with a new video to complain about [[TV]] and [[sex]].)		As March began, trolls showed concern over news that Chris's father, [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]], had been hospitalized with congestive heart failure. Sadly, Chris showed no concern whatsoever, angering his [[fanbase]]. A few days later, Chris would, through his massive [[ego\|narcissism]], reveal a name of his potential new [[sweetheart]] through a custom ''[[Little Big Planet\|LBP]]'' level. Dedicated trolls would discover [[The Wallflower\|her identity]], and one faggot would cause the [[gal-pal]] to cut ties with Chris and Chris himself discovering the [[CWCki]]. At that point, Chris began an all-out war against the [[Internet]], attacking his [[fans]] for wanting more ''Sonichu'' pages, attacking the CWCki, and especially attacking [[Surfshack Tito]], the troll who took credit for destroying the [[lulz]]. However, [[Rocky Shoemaker\|an outside source]] would intervene, forcing Chris to once again announce he was leaving the Internet forever. (36 hours after making this bold and bombastic claim, Chris returned with a new video to complain about [[TV]] and [[sex]].)

	==April==		==April==

Apostrophe: no

2017-05-09T03:08:57Z

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	[[Image:FAF-06092010.jpg\|thumb\|left\|On 9 July, Chris continues stalking girls at [[Fridays After Five]].]]		[[Image:FAF-06092010.jpg\|thumb\|left\|On 9 July, Chris continues stalking girls at [[Fridays After Five]].]]

	July 2010 was another very quiet month. It began with Chris getting [[List_of places that have banned Chris\|permabanned]] from [[Flipnote Hatena]] for constantly breaking the site's rules. For a time after that he emerged from the internets to enjoy the fruits of real life... by reverting back to the ancient ways of the [[attraction sign]]. He was spotted once at [[McIntire Park]] and twice at [[Fridays After Five]]. However, on 17 July he returned to [[Twitter]], telling [[trolls\|his loyal fans]] that he's ~~[[lie\|~~working on the comic pages]]. On 24 July he also evaded his Flipnote Hatena ban and re-posted some of his removed flipnotes, suggesting that he bought another DSi just to use a children's website as his personal dating service.		July 2010 was another very quiet month. It began with Chris getting [[List_of places that have banned Chris\|permabanned]] from [[Flipnote Hatena]] for constantly breaking the site's rules. For a time after that he emerged from the internets to enjoy the fruits of real life... by reverting back to the ancient ways of the [[attraction sign]]. He was spotted once at [[McIntire Park]] and twice at [[Fridays After Five]]. However, on 17 July he returned to [[Twitter]], telling [[trolls\|his loyal fans]] that he's working on the comic pages. On 24 July he also evaded his Flipnote Hatena ban and re-posted some of his removed flipnotes, suggesting that he bought another DSi just to use a children's website as his personal dating service.

	==August==		==August==

14recinez: /* June */

2014-06-14T18:54:07Z

June

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	[[File:GrayScaleChris.jpg\|thumb\|On 30 June, Chris looks for [[love]] on [[Flipnote Hatena]].]]		[[File:GrayScaleChris.jpg\|thumb\|On 30 June, Chris looks for [[love]] on [[Flipnote Hatena]].]]

	After Chris's fourth threat to leave the Internet, many fully expected that he would not keep to his word. The silence was however broken after Chris traveled to The GAMe PLACe with ~~an autistic~~ plan of revenge against Michael Snyder; long story short, Chris almost committed [[Son-Chu\|vehicular]] homicide while [[Alcohol\|drunk]] and was let off scot-free by the [[police]]. He then made a video addressing these events, and announced that he would be leaving the Internet. ([[Chris and hypocrisy\|Again]]. [[Youtube Finale\|For]] [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV\|the]] [[100 2188\|fifth]] [[100 2189\|time]].) Things fell silent for nearly two weeks, until a field agent spotted Chris at the [[Fridays After Five]] event in [[Charlottesville]], continuing his [[Love Quest]] offline by acting [[pedofork\|really creepy]] in public. Soon, trolls also discovered where Chris had disappeared to online: the [[Flipnote Hatena]], a website created by [[Nintendo]] for users to share their amateur animations.		After Chris's fourth threat to leave the Internet, many fully expected that he would not keep to his word. The silence was however broken after Chris traveled to The GAMe PLACe with a plan of revenge against Michael Snyder; long story short, Chris almost committed [[Son-Chu\|vehicular]] homicide while [[Alcohol\|drunk]] and was let off scot-free by the [[police]]. He then made a video addressing these events, and announced that he would be leaving the Internet. ([[Chris and hypocrisy\|Again]]. [[Youtube Finale\|For]] [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV\|the]] [[100 2188\|fifth]] [[100 2189\|time]].) Things fell silent for nearly two weeks, until a field agent spotted Chris at the [[Fridays After Five]] event in [[Charlottesville]], continuing his [[Love Quest]] offline by acting [[pedofork\|really creepy]] in public. Soon, trolls also discovered where Chris had disappeared to online: the [[Flipnote Hatena]], a website created by [[Nintendo]] for users to share their amateur animations.

	==July==		==July==