26 December 2014 - Revision history

WarnerBro at 02:50, 1 May 2026

2026-05-01T02:50:00Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 22:50, 30 April 2026
Line 278:		Line 278:
	Last Friday, the 26th, my mother and I were at the mall, getting pizza and spaghetti for lunch. She had informed me of a good Mini Refrigerator deal at Sears, so after eating, I made my way to check it out. NOTHING ELSE HAPPENED AT SEARS, and I went NOWHERE NEAR JCPENNY that day. There was a good 3.1 Cubic Foot Fridge for $129.99 that caught my eye, but that is to be purchased later.		Last Friday, the 26th, my mother and I were at the mall, getting pizza and spaghetti for lunch. She had informed me of a good Mini Refrigerator deal at Sears, so after eating, I made my way to check it out. NOTHING ELSE HAPPENED AT SEARS, and I went NOWHERE NEAR JCPENNY that day. There was a good 3.1 Cubic Foot Fridge for $129.99 that caught my eye, but that is to be purchased later.

	On the way to Sears, I peeked into the [[GameStop]], and I spotted a New [https://www.skylanders.com/characters/blastermind Skylander Figure: Blastermind]. I was set to buy it, and I was going to consider checking out their [[Wii U]] Preowned Software selection in their 3 for 2 deal. Innocent; I was NOT Looking for Trouble. But then this [[MALE]] Loomed out in front of me, frightened the crap out of me, and he said in a BOOMING VOICE that ONLY scared me worse, "YOU ARE BANNED FROM HERE. YOU NEED TO LEAVE NOW." But still determined to continue my shopping, I veered into the Wii U direction, when his female accomplice startled me and boomed in as well. Still feeling frightened and [[Sensory Overload\|mentally overloaded]], I made a grab for my pepper spray to use In Defense. I offered a few Peaceful solutions, but she ended up sending him to go get security. So, I shouted, "Fine! I'm Leaving", and I dropped the figure. And on my way out, I told the MALE to Not Get Anyone, and we both stopped near simultaneous. I still felt my own worse from wear with the fear, startle, paranoia, and I did NOT want him following me and causing more trouble upon me. And then in my defense and to make my escape, I spritzed a miniscule amount of the pepper spray Downward; NOT into his face. And then I left.		On the way to Sears, I peeked into the [[GameStop]], and I spotted a New [https://www.skylanders.com/characters/blastermind Skylander Figure: Blastermind]. I was set to buy it, and I was going to consider checking out their [[Wii U]] Preowned Software selection in their 3 for 2 deal. Innocent; I was NOT Looking for Trouble. But then this [[JERKS\|MALE]] Loomed out in front of me, frightened the crap out of me, and he said in a BOOMING VOICE that ONLY scared me worse, "YOU ARE BANNED FROM HERE. YOU NEED TO LEAVE NOW." But still determined to continue my shopping, I veered into the Wii U direction, when his female accomplice startled me and boomed in as well. Still feeling frightened and [[Sensory Overload\|mentally overloaded]], I made a grab for my pepper spray to use In Defense. I offered a few Peaceful solutions, but she ended up sending him to go get security. So, I shouted, "Fine! I'm Leaving", and I dropped the figure. And on my way out, I told the MALE to Not Get Anyone, and we both stopped near simultaneous. I still felt my own worse from wear with the fear, startle, paranoia, and I did NOT want him following me and causing more trouble upon me. And then in my defense and to make my escape, I spritzed a miniscule amount of the pepper spray Downward; NOT into his face. And then I left.

	I did not learn until much later that the spritz had done a lot worse than I had imagined it would, as well as learning that they were the so-called "Manager" and "Ass Manager" of that particular store.		I did not learn until much later that the spritz had done a lot worse than I had imagined it would, as well as learning that they were the so-called "Manager" and "Ass Manager" of that particular store.

WarnerBro at 20:33, 19 April 2026

2026-04-19T20:33:28Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 16:33, 19 April 2026
Line 312:		Line 312:
	The 6th Degree version under the Virginia tear gas law is for cases in which the tear gassing was done "unlawfully, but not maliciously." Chris was fortunate to avoid the Class 3 felony version of the charge, which deals with malicious intent, and carries a much stiffer penalty of 5-20 years and up to a $100,000 fine. The law allowed Chris to plea down to misdemeanor-level assault and battery and be given a suspended sentence, with probation, counseling, anger management and/or community service in lieu of jail time. Ultimately, this is essentially how it turned out.		The 6th Degree version under the Virginia tear gas law is for cases in which the tear gassing was done "unlawfully, but not maliciously." Chris was fortunate to avoid the Class 3 felony version of the charge, which deals with malicious intent, and carries a much stiffer penalty of 5-20 years and up to a $100,000 fine. The law allowed Chris to plea down to misdemeanor-level assault and battery and be given a suspended sentence, with probation, counseling, anger management and/or community service in lieu of jail time. Ultimately, this is essentially how it turned out.

	Since [[Barbara]] had squandered [[Bob]]'s inheritance on hiring [[Rob Bell]] after the [[28 October 2011]] incident to represent herself and Chris, Chris was forced this time around to work with a public defender.		Since [[Barbara Chandler\|Barbara]] had squandered [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]]'s inheritance on hiring [[Rob Bell]] after the [[28 October 2011]] incident to represent herself and Chris, Chris was forced this time around to work with a public defender.

	==Chris Returns to the Front==		==Chris Returns to the Front==

Hurtful Truth Level: /* The Charges */

2026-03-07T06:04:26Z

The Charges

← Older revision		Revision as of 02:04, 7 March 2026
Line 312:		Line 312:
	The 6th Degree version under the Virginia tear gas law is for cases in which the tear gassing was done "unlawfully, but not maliciously." Chris was fortunate to avoid the Class 3 felony version of the charge, which deals with malicious intent, and carries a much stiffer penalty of 5-20 years and up to a $100,000 fine. The law allowed Chris to plea down to misdemeanor-level assault and battery and be given a suspended sentence, with probation, counseling, anger management and/or community service in lieu of jail time. Ultimately, this is essentially how it turned out.		The 6th Degree version under the Virginia tear gas law is for cases in which the tear gassing was done "unlawfully, but not maliciously." Chris was fortunate to avoid the Class 3 felony version of the charge, which deals with malicious intent, and carries a much stiffer penalty of 5-20 years and up to a $100,000 fine. The law allowed Chris to plea down to misdemeanor-level assault and battery and be given a suspended sentence, with probation, counseling, anger management and/or community service in lieu of jail time. Ultimately, this is essentially how it turned out.

	~~Having~~ squandered [[Bob]]'s inheritance on hiring [[Rob Bell]] after the [[28 October 2011]] incident, Chris was forced this time around to work with a public defender.		Since [[Barbara]] had squandered [[Bob]]'s inheritance on hiring [[Rob Bell]] after the [[28 October 2011]] incident to represent herself and Chris, Chris was forced this time around to work with a public defender.

	==Chris Returns to the Front==		==Chris Returns to the Front==

Master: /* Police Scanner Video */

2025-12-18T19:46:31Z

Police Scanner Video

← Older revision		Revision as of 15:46, 18 December 2025
Line 23:		Line 23:
	On Sunday, 28 [[December 2014\|December]], a member of [[Kiwi Farms]] [[2014 Jail calls\|contacted Albemarle Regional Jail]] and confirmed that Chris was being held there, and was awaiting video court the next morning. A followup call from a [[4chan]] troll<ref name=forum>https://archive.today/KbrlM</ref> revealed that the GameStop's assistant manager would be pressing charges. After his weekend in jail, Chris was charged with his Class 6 felony, posted the $2,500 bail, and was released on recognizance.		On Sunday, 28 [[December 2014\|December]], a member of [[Kiwi Farms]] [[2014 Jail calls\|contacted Albemarle Regional Jail]] and confirmed that Chris was being held there, and was awaiting video court the next morning. A followup call from a [[4chan]] troll<ref name=forum>https://archive.today/KbrlM</ref> revealed that the GameStop's assistant manager would be pressing charges. After his weekend in jail, Chris was charged with his Class 6 felony, posted the $2,500 bail, and was released on recognizance.

	== Police Scanner ~~Video~~ ==		==Police Scanner Audio==

	{{Infobox/~~video~~		{{Infobox/Audiofile
	\| name = Police scanner		\| name = Police scanner
	\| video = {{#ev:archiveorg\|cwcgamestopbroadcastify.com}}		\| video = {{#ev:archiveorg\|cwcgamestopbroadcastify.com}}

Master: /* 15 October Hearing */

2025-11-20T15:12:36Z

15 October Hearing

← Older revision		Revision as of 11:12, 20 November 2025
Line 536:		Line 536:
	\| stardate = 15 [[October 2015]]		\| stardate = 15 [[October 2015]]
	\| subject = {{Other\|[[Sonic Boom Protests]]}}		\| subject = {{Other\|[[Sonic Boom Protests]]}}
			\| previous = [[Super Smash Bros. Videos#Slaweel Ryam\|Slaweel Ryam]]
			\| next = [[Super Smash Bros. Videos#Autism Takeover\|Autism Takeover]]
	}}		}}

Master: /* 23 July hearing */

2025-11-20T15:05:56Z

23 July hearing

← Older revision		Revision as of 11:05, 20 November 2025
Line 488:		Line 488:
	\| stardate = 23 [[July 2015]]		\| stardate = 23 [[July 2015]]
	\| subject = {{Other\|[[Sonic Boom Protests]]}}		\| subject = {{Other\|[[Sonic Boom Protests]]}}
			\| previous = [[Impulse Gay Social Club#Wooooo!\|Wooooo!]]
	}}		}}

Line 495:		Line 496:
	\| stardate = 28 [[July 2015]]		\| stardate = 28 [[July 2015]]
	\| subject = {{Other\|[[Sonic Boom Protests]]}}		\| subject = {{Other\|[[Sonic Boom Protests]]}}
			\| next = [[Super Smash Bros. Videos#CWC Mii Showcase\|CWC Mii Showcase]]
	}}		}}

Master at 14:54, 20 November 2025

2025-11-20T14:54:39Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 10:54, 20 November 2025
Line 236:		Line 236:
	\| shirt = The Manly Chester		\| shirt = The Manly Chester
	\| previous = [[Mario_Kart_8_Videos#Mario Circuit Again\|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - Mario Circuit]]		\| previous = [[Mario_Kart_8_Videos#Mario Circuit Again\|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - Mario Circuit]]
	\| next = [[~~Mario_Kart_8_Videos~~#~~Dry_Dry_Desert~~\|~~Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (GCN) Dry Dry Desert~~]]		\| next = [[26 December 2014#5 February Hearing\|Chris and Barb coming out of court]]
	}}		}}
	{{quote\|Don't call anybody!}}		{{quote\|Don't call anybody!}}
Line 391:		Line 391:
	\| stardate = 5 [[February 2015]]		\| stardate = 5 [[February 2015]]
	\| subject = {{Other\|[[Sonic Boom Protests]]}}		\| subject = {{Other\|[[Sonic Boom Protests]]}}
			\| previous = [[26 December 2014#Video]]
			\| next = [[26 December 2014#2 April Hearing\|Chris Chan Hearing (4-2-15)]]
	}}		}}

Line 433:		Line 435:
	\| stardate = 2 [[April 2015]]		\| stardate = 2 [[April 2015]]
	\| subject = {{Other\|[[Sonic Boom Protests]]}}		\| subject = {{Other\|[[Sonic Boom Protests]]}}
			\| previous = [[26 December 2014#5 February Hearing\|Chris and Barb coming out of court]]
			\| next = [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Dry Dry Desert\|Dry Dry Desert]]
	}}		}}

Master: /* Video */

2025-11-14T02:57:23Z

Video

← Older revision		Revision as of 22:57, 13 November 2025
Line 235:		Line 235:
	\| saga = {{Tomgirl\|text}}, {{Sonic Boom\|text}}		\| saga = {{Tomgirl\|text}}, {{Sonic Boom\|text}}
	\| shirt = The Manly Chester		\| shirt = The Manly Chester
	\| previous = [[Mario_Kart_8_Videos#~~Wii U - Mario Kart 8 -~~ Mario Circuit\|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - Mario Circuit]]		\| previous = [[Mario_Kart_8_Videos#Mario Circuit Again\|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - Mario Circuit]]
	\| next = [[Mario_Kart_8_Videos#Dry_Dry_Desert\|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (GCN) Dry Dry Desert]]		\| next = [[Mario_Kart_8_Videos#Dry_Dry_Desert\|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (GCN) Dry Dry Desert]]
	}}		}}

Makuchi: /* 2 April Hearing */

2025-05-10T06:59:12Z

2 April Hearing

← Older revision		Revision as of 02:59, 10 May 2025
Line 420:		Line 420:
	Being that Chris was not there and it was about 8am, this means that Chris could only be at one place… McDonalds. Although he regularly frequents the Ruckersville McDonalds, it is not on the way to Charlottesville so I speculated there was a 50/50 chance he was at the McDonalds about 5-7 minutes farther down 29 on the way to Charlottesville. We went past it and decided to U-turn to check it out really quickly. We saw a blue car and got excited, but we knew it would be too good to be true. There was a line of cars going through the drive-through blocking it from plain view, but we slowly pulled in to the McDonalds parking lot with a lot of excitement. We knew the only way to confirm was to see the license plate. As we slowly pulled up near his car, we saw “SONICHU” on his license plate and we both shouted like teenage girls as if One Direction just came out on stage. My heart was racing. This was it. This is it. This is not a drill. This will be something that comes up throughout this post, but we were super paranoid at this point and unsure whether to go in. What if he saw us? What if he was suspicious? I didn’t come this far to pussy out so I went in. I quickly identified him and immediately veered right into the bathroom. I pissed out all the coffee I drank up til then and mentally prepared myself. I am not exaggerating but I was feeling several emotions at once… excitement, thrill, paranoia, anxiety. I waited in line to order a coffee… the line was very long and I was hoping, hoping he wouldn’t leave. I finally got a coffee and sat directly behind him. He was alone, but had two drinks, so I suspected Barb was in the bathroom pooping. His hair was long and gangly and he looked similar to his current Facebook profile picture. He wore these multi-colored grotty tennis shoes and a long skirt. I don’t know women’s fashion, but it was like a skirt that went down to his shins. It was definitely a female thing and had these weird multi colors. It was obviously bought at the thift store. He also wore a black atlhletic-like jacket which seemed somewhat normal. I noticed he had blueish eyeliner or mascara that was clumsily applied. He was filling out a crossword puzzle in the newspaper and was quiet. There were tons of people in the McDonalds, but I still sneaked a picture of him from the back. It would have been impossible to take a picture from the front and I didn’t want to blow our cover before the hearing. After 7 minutes or so, he stress sighed as he got up. YES! I heard a stress sigh! I felt so happy inside. It sounded just like all his videos. I tried to get some video of him as I walked out to my car so I put my phone in my pocket and hit record to film a video with the camera lens sticking out. Unfortunately my phone slid into my pocket though so didn’t get anything L.		Being that Chris was not there and it was about 8am, this means that Chris could only be at one place… McDonalds. Although he regularly frequents the Ruckersville McDonalds, it is not on the way to Charlottesville so I speculated there was a 50/50 chance he was at the McDonalds about 5-7 minutes farther down 29 on the way to Charlottesville. We went past it and decided to U-turn to check it out really quickly. We saw a blue car and got excited, but we knew it would be too good to be true. There was a line of cars going through the drive-through blocking it from plain view, but we slowly pulled in to the McDonalds parking lot with a lot of excitement. We knew the only way to confirm was to see the license plate. As we slowly pulled up near his car, we saw “SONICHU” on his license plate and we both shouted like teenage girls as if One Direction just came out on stage. My heart was racing. This was it. This is it. This is not a drill. This will be something that comes up throughout this post, but we were super paranoid at this point and unsure whether to go in. What if he saw us? What if he was suspicious? I didn’t come this far to pussy out so I went in. I quickly identified him and immediately veered right into the bathroom. I pissed out all the coffee I drank up til then and mentally prepared myself. I am not exaggerating but I was feeling several emotions at once… excitement, thrill, paranoia, anxiety. I waited in line to order a coffee… the line was very long and I was hoping, hoping he wouldn’t leave. I finally got a coffee and sat directly behind him. He was alone, but had two drinks, so I suspected Barb was in the bathroom pooping. His hair was long and gangly and he looked similar to his current Facebook profile picture. He wore these multi-colored grotty tennis shoes and a long skirt. I don’t know women’s fashion, but it was like a skirt that went down to his shins. It was definitely a female thing and had these weird multi colors. It was obviously bought at the thift store. He also wore a black atlhletic-like jacket which seemed somewhat normal. I noticed he had blueish eyeliner or mascara that was clumsily applied. He was filling out a crossword puzzle in the newspaper and was quiet. There were tons of people in the McDonalds, but I still sneaked a picture of him from the back. It would have been impossible to take a picture from the front and I didn’t want to blow our cover before the hearing. After 7 minutes or so, he stress sighed as he got up. YES! I heard a stress sigh! I felt so happy inside. It sounded just like all his videos. I tried to get some video of him as I walked out to my car so I put my phone in my pocket and hit record to film a video with the camera lens sticking out. Unfortunately my phone slid into my pocket though so didn’t get anything L.

	What happened next made us paranoid as hell again. On the way to the courthouse, it was like there was nothing we could do to not be directly behind him. We waited about 3 minutes after he left McDonalds and of course ended up directly behind him at the first traffic light. Just with the flow of traffic, we literally followed him to the courthouse and got some more video. We finally got to the courthouse and positioned ourselves basically where the guy who did the youtube video of him exiting the courthouse was standing. Chris stayed in his car for… it must have been twenty minutes. So we looked like the biggest bunch of suspicious dumbasses waiting around the front area while he was in his car. He couldn’t see us directly though. As time went on, we became so fucking paranoid that we thought Chris might have called the police of 911. The thinking was if he called 911 to report shovel mech, he definitely would have done it if he was suspicious of two [[~~Jerk~~\|MALES]]. So we started to walk away. Lipitor finally talked some sense into me. But right as we started walking, he started approaching the courthouse! I whipped out my phone pretending to be on a phone call while recording. I will upload it later and it’s not great, but there are a few moments where you can clearly see what he was wearing and him walking in. We also heard the loudest fucking stress sigh ever made. We were seriously like 30 yards away and heard this and started laughing. We walked in to the courthouse a few minutes later and FUCK MY LIFE he is going through security right in front of us. He was literally a few feet away from us. We panicked and went to the bathroom. After another coffee piss, I saw he was sitting on a bench right in front of the door to go into the courtroom which is immediately after you get through security. There was no way we were going near him at this point. So we waited another 3-4 minutes in the lounge area. We finally went through security when we noticed he wasn’t on the bench. After we get through security, the courtroom door flung open and he came out!… FUCK MY LIFE AGAIN. He walked right by us AGAIN. As we opened the courtroom door, he said to the jerkop at the metal detector “Well, got that over with quickly” and left. WTF. It’s 9:10am and his hearing was at 9:30. We waited in the courtroom for a few minutes, but decided to leave as we were completely confused. His car was still outside so we thought maybe he would come back in around 9:30am. We went back to the courtroom decided to wait. I know this sounds like a stupid move, but there were so many people coming in and out that no one paid attention and the courtroom was really noisy It was honestly like people coming in and out of a Starbucks. We listened to a few people go up, but it was impossible to tell what was happening and you couldn’t even hear their names despite being in the front row. We finally left at 9:45am and his car was still outside. We circled the block to get a better view while staying out of sight, but his car was gone when we got back. I noticed he parked in a spot with a sign the read “Parking for Judges Only”. Clear as fucking day. Entitled cunt. For the rest of the day, we’re going to hit all the major stops and get some photos. We’re also going to upload a photo to prove we’re not making this up.}}		What happened next made us paranoid as hell again. On the way to the courthouse, it was like there was nothing we could do to not be directly behind him. We waited about 3 minutes after he left McDonalds and of course ended up directly behind him at the first traffic light. Just with the flow of traffic, we literally followed him to the courthouse and got some more video. We finally got to the courthouse and positioned ourselves basically where the guy who did the youtube video of him exiting the courthouse was standing. Chris stayed in his car for… it must have been twenty minutes. So we looked like the biggest bunch of suspicious dumbasses waiting around the front area while he was in his car. He couldn’t see us directly though. As time went on, we became so fucking paranoid that we thought Chris might have called the police of 911. The thinking was if he called 911 to report shovel mech, he definitely would have done it if he was suspicious of two [[MALE\|MALES]]. So we started to walk away. Lipitor finally talked some sense into me. But right as we started walking, he started approaching the courthouse! I whipped out my phone pretending to be on a phone call while recording. I will upload it later and it’s not great, but there are a few moments where you can clearly see what he was wearing and him walking in. We also heard the loudest fucking stress sigh ever made. We were seriously like 30 yards away and heard this and started laughing. We walked in to the courthouse a few minutes later and FUCK MY LIFE he is going through security right in front of us. He was literally a few feet away from us. We panicked and went to the bathroom. After another coffee piss, I saw he was sitting on a bench right in front of the door to go into the courtroom which is immediately after you get through security. There was no way we were going near him at this point. So we waited another 3-4 minutes in the lounge area. We finally went through security when we noticed he wasn’t on the bench. After we get through security, the courtroom door flung open and he came out!… FUCK MY LIFE AGAIN. He walked right by us AGAIN. As we opened the courtroom door, he said to the jerkop at the metal detector “Well, got that over with quickly” and left. WTF. It’s 9:10am and his hearing was at 9:30. We waited in the courtroom for a few minutes, but decided to leave as we were completely confused. His car was still outside so we thought maybe he would come back in around 9:30am. We went back to the courtroom decided to wait. I know this sounds like a stupid move, but there were so many people coming in and out that no one paid attention and the courtroom was really noisy It was honestly like people coming in and out of a Starbucks. We listened to a few people go up, but it was impossible to tell what was happening and you couldn’t even hear their names despite being in the front row. We finally left at 9:45am and his car was still outside. We circled the block to get a better view while staying out of sight, but his car was gone when we got back. I noticed he parked in a spot with a sign the read “Parking for Judges Only”. Clear as fucking day. Entitled cunt. For the rest of the day, we’re going to hit all the major stops and get some photos. We’re also going to upload a photo to prove we’re not making this up.}}

	<center><gallery>		<center><gallery>

Makuchi: /* 23 July hearing */

2024-12-22T17:39:24Z

23 July hearing

← Older revision		Revision as of 13:39, 22 December 2024
Line 475:		Line 475:

	===23 July hearing===		===23 July hearing===
	Another continuance, until 15 October, although the Christorian in attendance noted something was said about going to a therapist. Aside from this, he noted that Chris [[Cakefarts\|farted]] very loudly in the middle of court, accompanied by that signature [[Stress sigh\|sigh]]. Unlike the three previous hearings which Chris attended alone, Barb and a middle-aged woman thought to be [[Rocky Shoemaker\|Rocky]] were also there. The Christorian was also harassed by an [[White knight\|unidentified young woman]] [[Allison Amber\|in red]] who tried to prevent him from filming Chris and Barb outside (where he had every right to do so) and asked about his behavior.		Another continuance, until 15 October, although the Christorian in attendance noted something was said about going to a therapist. Aside from this, he noted that Chris [[Cakefarts\|farted]] very loudly and wetly in the middle of court, accompanied by that signature [[Stress sigh\|sigh]]. Unlike the three previous hearings which Chris attended alone, Barb and a middle-aged woman thought to be [[Rocky Shoemaker\|Rocky]] were also there. The Christorian was also harassed by an [[White knight\|unidentified young woman]] [[Allison Amber\|in red]] who tried to prevent him from filming Chris and Barb outside (where he had every right to do so) and asked about his behavior.

	The Christorian also revealed that he had been notified Chris [[Chris and reality\|thought he (the Christorian) had been arrested]].		The Christorian also revealed that he had been notified Chris [[Chris and reality\|thought he (the Christorian) had been arrested]].