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WarnerBro at 01:44, 23 May 2026

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	Jason's final speech in [[Sonichu 8\|''Sonichu'' #8]], as well as Chris's ramblings in the [[Time Void]], seem to indicate that any percieved inaccuracies in the articles or images hosted on the site are deliberate attempts to slander Chris and his Sonichus.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_31</ref> Why exactly Jason would wish to do this or [[Chris and his ego#Persecution complex\|why he has chosen to target Chris]] is never addressed, but his presence at the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens\|PVCC]] meeting in [[Sonichu 7\|Sonichu #7]] seem to suggest that the company and all of its employees are a part of [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s secret trolling cabal.		Jason's final speech in [[Sonichu 8\|''Sonichu'' #8]], as well as Chris's ramblings in the [[Time Void]], seem to indicate that any percieved inaccuracies in the articles or images hosted on the site are deliberate attempts to slander Chris and his Sonichus.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_31</ref> Why exactly Jason would wish to do this or [[Chris and his ego#Persecution complex\|why he has chosen to target Chris]] is never addressed, but his presence at the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens\|PVCC]] meeting in [[Sonichu 7\|Sonichu #7]] seem to suggest that the company and all of its employees are a part of [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s secret trolling cabal.

	It is worth noting that this was the only actual [[parody]] ~~that~~ Chris ever intentionally created.		It is worth noting that this was the only actual [[parody]] which Chris ever intentionally created.

	==Inspiration==		==Inspiration==

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	*35th floor: Nude artwork of Amy Rose, Rouge the Bat, and Cream the Rabbit [[Pedofork\|(who is 6 years old.)]] Sonichu and Rosechu shout "Holy Crap!" in unison.		*35th floor: Nude artwork of Amy Rose, Rouge the Bat, and Cream the Rabbit [[Pedofork\|(who is 6 years old.)]] Sonichu and Rosechu shout "Holy Crap!" in unison.
	*36th floor: Strip poker game featuring various female characters from ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]''. The image has been adapted into a parody of a ''Magic: The Gathering'' Card.		*36th floor: Strip poker game featuring various female characters from ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]''. The image has been adapted into a parody of a ''Magic: The Gathering'' Card.
	*51st floor: The entire White House, with John McCain, Sarah Palin, and Hillary Clinton, looking on while [[Barack Obama]] paints the walls black. [[George W. Bush]] cheerfully knocks his eventual successor off his ladder. Sonichu and Rosechu offer no discernible reaction. Chris notes that his father [[Bob Chandler]] came up with this "joke." Recall that this story is set in the fall of ''[[2007]]'', so the joke really makes no sense for that year.		*51st floor: The entire White House, with John McCain, Sarah Palin, and Hillary Clinton looking on while [[Barack Obama]] paints the walls black. [[George W. Bush]] cheerfully knocks his eventual successor off his ladder. Sonichu and Rosechu offer no discernible reaction. Chris notes that his father [[Bob Chandler]] came up with this "joke." Recall that this story is set in the fall of ''[[2007]]'', so the joke really makes no sense for that year.
	*61st floor: Erotic artwork of Dot Warner, from ''Animaniacs''. '''NOTE:''' In the cartoon ''Animaniacs'' the character Dot Warner is 9 years old.		*61st floor: Erotic artwork of Dot Warner, from ''Animaniacs''. '''NOTE:''' In the cartoon ''Animaniacs'', the character Dot Warner is 9 years old.
	*62nd floor: Erotic artwork of Lois Griffin, from ''[[Family Guy]]''.		*62nd floor: Erotic artwork of Lois Griffin, from ''[[Family Guy]]''.
	*63rd floor: Erotic artwork of Marge Simpson, from ''[[The Simpsons]]''.		*63rd floor: Erotic artwork of Marge Simpson, from ''[[The Simpsons]]''.
	*64th floor: Rule 34 of Misty and a Starmie, from ''[[Pokémon]]''. Sonichu and Rosechu make out during this and the preceding three floors.		*64th floor: Rule 34 of Misty and a Starmie, from ''[[Pokémon]]''. Sonichu and Rosechu make out during this and the preceding three floors.
	*69th floor: Image of "XBOX 360-ko", an anime-style character patterned after design elements of the Xbox 360. As the following floor features an Xbox 360 console being destroyed, Chris includes a disclaimer, stating that his hatred of the [[HEXBox]] should not be connected to any lingering resentment of women. This was later changed to a ramble about the purpose of the building and about the trolls in general.		*69th floor: Image of "XBOX 360-ko", an [[anime]]-style character patterned after design elements of the Xbox 360. As the following floor features an Xbox 360 console being destroyed, Chris includes a disclaimer, stating that his hatred of the [[HEXBox]] should not be connected to any lingering resentment of women. This was later changed to a ramble about the purpose of the building and about the trolls in general.
	*70th floor: Drawing by Chris of an Xbox 360 console being chopped in half with a meat cleaver. Sonichu and Rosechu applaud the instrument's destruction. The imagery is a clear indication that Chris secretly desires to murder women. This was later changed to a drawing of a sad troll admitting that Chris is right about the previous floor.		*70th floor: Drawing by Chris of an Xbox 360 console being chopped in half with a meat cleaver. Sonichu and Rosechu applaud the instrument's destruction. The imagery is a clear indication that Chris secretly desires to murder women. This was later changed to a drawing of a sad troll admitting that Chris is right about the previous floor.
	*71st floor: [[PS3]] message congratulating whoever murdered the HEXBox. It states that you may "now play your PlayStation 3 or Nintendo Wii in peace", as though the existence of a single Xbox somehow interfered with such activity. This was later changed to an achievement for exposing all the trolls.		*71st floor: [[PS3]] message congratulating whoever murdered the HEXBox. It states that you may "now play your PlayStation 3 or Nintendo Wii in peace", as though the existence of a single Xbox somehow interfered with such activity. This was later changed to an achievement for exposing all the trolls.

	Note that it is never addressed whether or not the images such as the Rule 34 depicted here are really just drawings on ~~a computer~~ or ~~poster~~ in the building, or if they have a physical presence. However, the fact that Sonichu cheers on Sonic as he has sex with Amy Rose suggests that they are really there.		Note that it is never addressed whether or not the images such as the Rule 34 depicted here are really just drawings on computers and/or posters in the building, or if they have a physical presence. However, the fact that Sonichu cheers on Sonic as he has sex with Amy Rose suggests that they are really there.

	===Business and Staff===		===Business and Staff===

WarnerBro: /* Conflict with Sonichu and Rosechu: Sonichu #8 */

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Conflict with Sonichu and Rosechu: Sonichu #8

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	==Conflict with Sonichu and Rosechu: ''Sonichu'' #8==		==Conflict with Sonichu and Rosechu: ''Sonichu'' #8==
	[[Image:4-CENT-GARBAGE.jpg\|thumb\|Sonichu and his super cool pals in front of the 4-cent_garbage.com headquarters]]		[[Image:4-CENT-GARBAGE.jpg\|thumb\|Sonichu and his super cool pals in front of the 4-cent_garbage.com headquarters]]
	In the first part of ''Sonichu'' #8, "Rage Against the Garbage", 4-cent_garbage was formally introduced as a villainous organization dedicated to slandering people for the sake of amusement. (Note Chris's inability to differentiate between {{w\|Defamation#Slander\|slander}} and {{w\|Defamation#Libel\|libel}}, the former of which requires spoken words or real-life gestures, impossible for a website or magazine to do.) Rosechu discovers the site on 3 November 2007, which just happens to be the date that [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] created the "Chris-chan" article on ED. The site's content includes a page that slanders Sonichu, Chris, and her, along with "lifelike" drawings of Rosechu with a [[pickle]]. While Sonichu is overcome with the [[stress]] of seeing his mate depicted with a penis, Rosechu decides to fight fire with fire by editing the site, just as Chris had tried in real life. She crawls into her [[April 16 Fetish Vids\|dirty, mildew-laden bathroom]] and takes pictures of herself in the [[nudes\|nude]], and then uploads them onto the 4-cent website. However 4-cent_garbage simply adds more dickgirl pictures, and she realizes that her plan will never work.		In the first part of ''Sonichu'' #8, "Rage Against the Garbage", 4-cent_garbage was formally introduced as a villainous organization dedicated to slandering people for the sake of amusement. (Note Chris's inability to differentiate between {{w\|Defamation#Slander\|slander}} and {{w\|Defamation#Libel\|libel}}, the former of which requires spoken words or real-life gestures, impossible for a website or magazine to do.) Rosechu discovers the site on 3 November 2007, which just happens to be the date that [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] created the "Chris-chan" article on ED. The site's content includes a page that slanders Sonichu, Chris, and her, along with "lifelike" drawings of Rosechu with a [[pickle]]. While Sonichu is overcome with the [[Chris and stress\|stress]] of seeing his mate depicted with a penis, Rosechu decides to fight fire with fire by editing the site, just as Chris had tried in real life. She crawls into her [[April 16 Fetish Vids\|dirty, mildew-laden bathroom]] and takes pictures of herself in the [[nudes\|nude]], and then uploads them onto the 4-cent website. However, 4-cent_garbage simply adds more dickgirl pictures, and she realizes that her plan will never work.

	Instead, she travels with [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] and [[Wild]] to 4-cent_garbage's headquarters in {{w\|Clarksville, Tennessee}}, to confront the leader of the organization. While Wild sneaks into the building in search of one of the [[Sonichu Balls]], Sonichu and Rosechu take the elevator to the top floor, and meet [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] and his 17-year old "womanslave" [[Kathleen]], who had previously cameoed in issue #7. The meeting is civil at first, but when Jason refuses to take down the "Chris-chan" page, Sonichu tries to fight him, and loses. Rosechu fares better as [[The Incredible Lioness]], having [[Chris and the law\|inflicted wounds that would have killed a normal man]] in fact, but the page remains up, and their mission is ultimately a failure.		Instead, she travels with [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] and [[Wild]] to 4-cent_garbage's headquarters in {{w\|Clarksville, Tennessee}}, to confront the leader of the organization. While Wild sneaks into the building in search of one of the [[Sonichu Balls]], Sonichu and Rosechu take the elevator to the top floor, and meet [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] and his 17-year-old "womanslave" [[Kathleen]], who had previously cameoed in issue #7. The meeting is civil at first, but when Jason refuses to take down the "Chris-chan" page, Sonichu tries to fight him, and loses. Rosechu fares better as [[The Incredible Lioness]], having [[Chris and the law\|inflicted wounds that would have killed a normal man]] in fact, but the page remains up, and their mission is ultimately a failure.

	==The Fall of 4-cent_garbage: ''Sonichu'' #10==		==The Fall of 4-cent_garbage: ''Sonichu'' #10==

WarnerBro: /* Inspiration */

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Inspiration

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	4chan is an internet forum with dozens of boards dedicated to both broad and niche topics, from [[anime]] to the [[Magical thinking\|paranormal]], from [[Chris and art\|art]] to [[Nudes\|pornography]]. Well-known as a platform full of trolls and [[homos]], 4chan's place in Christory is short-lived but highly influential - and some of the first contact Chris ever had with trolls. In late 2007, members of the video games board took notice of Chris's comics and began creating satirical (largely pornographic) artwork based on ''Sonichu''. A collection of this art was sent to Chris by 4chan user Evan, provoking fury and the demand that Rosechu be drawn "masturbating and squirtin'", rather than with a massive penis. The email exchanges between Chris and Evan would peter out in the face of Encyclopedia Dramatica.		4chan is an internet forum with dozens of boards dedicated to both broad and niche topics, from [[anime]] to the [[Magical thinking\|paranormal]], from [[Chris and art\|art]] to [[Nudes\|pornography]]. Well-known as a platform full of trolls and [[homos]], 4chan's place in Christory is short-lived but highly influential - and some of the first contact Chris ever had with trolls. In late 2007, members of the video games board took notice of Chris's comics and began creating satirical (largely pornographic) artwork based on ''Sonichu''. A collection of this art was sent to Chris by 4chan user Evan, provoking fury and the demand that Rosechu be drawn "masturbating and squirtin'", rather than with a massive penis. The email exchanges between Chris and Evan would peter out in the face of Encyclopedia Dramatica.

	Encyclopedia Dramatica (ED for short) is a satirical [[Wikipedia]] with hundreds of articles on internet culture, personalities, and politics- all of which are written to be as offensive as possible. Just like 4chan, it is full of trolls and homos.		Encyclopedia Dramatica (ED for short) is a satirical [[Wikipedia]] copy with hundreds of articles on internet culture, personalities, and politics- all of which are written to be as offensive as possible. Just like 4chan, it is full of trolls and homos.

	In [[2007]], while stoking his [[Chris and his ego\|ego]], Chris discovered ED's page satirizing him and [[Sonichu (comic)\|his Sonichu comics]]. What really [[Family Guy\|ground his gears]] about the page was the "fan art" of [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle\|penis]]. Beginning 10 November 2007, Chris embarked on a quest to [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica\|make the website less scathing]] by uploading hideously drawn [[Rule 34]] of his little abominations (and [[Mary Lee Walsh\|Slaweel Ryam]]), along with the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] to his page.		In [[2007]], while stoking his [[Chris and his ego\|ego]], Chris discovered ED's page satirizing him and [[Sonichu (comic)\|his Sonichu comics]]. What really [[Family Guy\|ground his gears]] about the page was the "fan art" of [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle\|penis]]. Beginning 10 November 2007, Chris embarked on a quest to [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica\|make the website less scathing]] by uploading hideously drawn [[Rule 34]] of his little abominations (and [[Mary Lee Walsh\|Slaweel Ryam]]), along with the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] to his page.

WarnerBro at 22:29, 17 May 2026

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	In the comics, it is depicted as a business based in a large 72 floor office building in which several hundred [[Trolls\|employees]] work. Apparently, the business runs both a website and a magazine, the contents of which are unclear. The website seems to be analogous to the real life ED, having several articles on existing people, or at least mentioning them<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_30</ref> and a huge load of dickgirl images which are uploaded nearly constantly.		In the comics, it is depicted as a business based in a large 72 floor office building in which several hundred [[Trolls\|employees]] work. Apparently, the business runs both a website and a magazine, the contents of which are unclear. The website seems to be analogous to the real life ED, having several articles on existing people, or at least mentioning them<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_30</ref> and a huge load of dickgirl images which are uploaded nearly constantly.

	Jason's final speech in [[Sonichu 8\|''Sonichu'' #8]], as well as Chris's ramblings in the Time Void, seem to indicate that any percieved inaccuracies in the articles or images hosted on the site are deliberate attempts to slander Chris and his Sonichus.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_31</ref> Why exactly Jason would wish to do this or [[Chris and his ego#Persecution complex\|why he has chosen to target Chris]] is never addressed, but his presence at the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens\|PVCC]] meeting in [[Sonichu 7\|Sonichu #7]] seem to suggest that the company and all of its employees are a part of [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s secret trolling cabal.		Jason's final speech in [[Sonichu 8\|''Sonichu'' #8]], as well as Chris's ramblings in the [[Time Void]], seem to indicate that any percieved inaccuracies in the articles or images hosted on the site are deliberate attempts to slander Chris and his Sonichus.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_31</ref> Why exactly Jason would wish to do this or [[Chris and his ego#Persecution complex\|why he has chosen to target Chris]] is never addressed, but his presence at the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens\|PVCC]] meeting in [[Sonichu 7\|Sonichu #7]] seem to suggest that the company and all of its employees are a part of [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s secret trolling cabal.

	It is worth noting that this was the only actual [[parody]] that Chris ever intentionally created.		It is worth noting that this was the only actual [[parody]] that Chris ever intentionally created.

WarnerBro at 17:41, 20 April 2026

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WarnerBro at 03:47, 18 March 2026

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	[[File:SchuComic8P11.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|[[Star Wars\|''"4-cent garbage. Never will you find a more wretched hive of lulz and trolling."'']]]]		[[File:SchuComic8P11.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|[[Star Wars\|''"4-cent garbage. Never will you find a more wretched hive of lulz and trolling."'']]]]

	'''4-cent_garbage''' is [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s idea of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and 4chan. Since he blames ED for [[Megan Schroeder\|breaking up the closest thing to a relationship that he ever had]], he must demonize it in his comics.		'''4-cent_garbage''' is [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]]'s idea of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and 4chan. Since he blames ED for [[Megan Schroeder\|breaking up the closest thing to a relationship that he ever had]], he must demonize it in his comics.

	In the comics, it is depicted as a business based in a large 72 floor office building in which several hundred [[Trolls\|employees]] work. Apparently, the business runs both a website and a magazine, the contents of which are unclear. The website seems to be analogous to the real life ED, having several articles on existing people, or at least mentioning them<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_30</ref> and a huge load of dickgirl images which are uploaded nearly constantly.		In the comics, it is depicted as a business based in a large 72 floor office building in which several hundred [[Trolls\|employees]] work. Apparently, the business runs both a website and a magazine, the contents of which are unclear. The website seems to be analogous to the real life ED, having several articles on existing people, or at least mentioning them<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_30</ref> and a huge load of dickgirl images which are uploaded nearly constantly.

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	[[File:SchuComic8P11.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|[[Star Wars\|''"4-cent garbage. Never will you find a more wretched hive of lulz and trolling."'']]]]		[[File:SchuComic8P11.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|[[Star Wars\|''"4-cent garbage. Never will you find a more wretched hive of lulz and trolling."'']]]]

	'''4-cent_garbage''' is [[~~Chris~~]]'s idea of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and 4chan. Since he blames ED for [[Megan Schroeder\|breaking up the closest thing to a relationship that he ever had]], he must demonize it in his comics.		'''4-cent_garbage''' is [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s idea of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and 4chan. Since he blames ED for [[Megan Schroeder\|breaking up the closest thing to a relationship that he ever had]], he must demonize it in his comics.

	In the comics, it is depicted as a business based in a large 72 floor office building in which several hundred [[Trolls\|employees]] work. Apparently, the business runs both a website and a magazine, the contents of which are unclear. The website seems to be analogous to the real life ED, having several articles on existing people, or at least mentioning them<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_30</ref> and a huge load of dickgirl images which are uploaded nearly constantly.		In the comics, it is depicted as a business based in a large 72 floor office building in which several hundred [[Trolls\|employees]] work. Apparently, the business runs both a website and a magazine, the contents of which are unclear. The website seems to be analogous to the real life ED, having several articles on existing people, or at least mentioning them<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_30</ref> and a huge load of dickgirl images which are uploaded nearly constantly.

WarnerBro: /* Inspiration */

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Inspiration

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	4chan is an internet forum with dozens of boards dedicated to both broad and niche topics, from [[anime]] to the [[Magical thinking\|paranormal]], from [[Chris and art\|art]] to [[Nudes\|pornography]]. Well-known as a platform full of trolls and [[homos]], 4chan's place in Christory is short-lived but highly influential - and some of the first contact Chris ever had with trolls. In late 2007, members of the video games board took notice of Chris's comics and began creating satirical (largely pornographic) artwork based on ''Sonichu''. A collection of this art was sent to Chris by 4chan user Evan, provoking fury and the demand that Rosechu be drawn "masturbating and squirtin'", rather than with a massive penis. The email exchanges between Chris and Evan would peter out in the face of Encyclopedia Dramatica.		4chan is an internet forum with dozens of boards dedicated to both broad and niche topics, from [[anime]] to the [[Magical thinking\|paranormal]], from [[Chris and art\|art]] to [[Nudes\|pornography]]. Well-known as a platform full of trolls and [[homos]], 4chan's place in Christory is short-lived but highly influential - and some of the first contact Chris ever had with trolls. In late 2007, members of the video games board took notice of Chris's comics and began creating satirical (largely pornographic) artwork based on ''Sonichu''. A collection of this art was sent to Chris by 4chan user Evan, provoking fury and the demand that Rosechu be drawn "masturbating and squirtin'", rather than with a massive penis. The email exchanges between Chris and Evan would peter out in the face of Encyclopedia Dramatica.

	Encyclopedia Dramatica is a satirical [[Wikipedia]] with hundreds of articles on internet culture, personalities, and politics- all of which are written to be as offensive as possible. Just like 4chan, it is full of trolls and homos.		Encyclopedia Dramatica (ED for short) is a satirical [[Wikipedia]] with hundreds of articles on internet culture, personalities, and politics- all of which are written to be as offensive as possible. Just like 4chan, it is full of trolls and homos.

	In [[2007]], while stoking his [[Chris and his ego\|ego]], Chris discovered [[ED]]'s page satirizing him and [[Sonichu (comic)\|his Sonichu comics]]. What really [[Family Guy\|~~grinds~~ his gears]] about the page was the "fan art" of [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle\|penis]]. Beginning 10 November 2007, Chris embarked on a quest to [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica\|make the website less scathing]] by uploading hideously drawn [[Rule 34]] of his little abominations (and [[Mary Lee Walsh\|Slaweel Ryam]]), along with the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] to his page.		In [[2007]], while stoking his [[Chris and his ego\|ego]], Chris discovered ED's page satirizing him and [[Sonichu (comic)\|his Sonichu comics]]. What really [[Family Guy\|ground his gears]] about the page was the "fan art" of [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle\|penis]]. Beginning 10 November 2007, Chris embarked on a quest to [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica\|make the website less scathing]] by uploading hideously drawn [[Rule 34]] of his little abominations (and [[Mary Lee Walsh\|Slaweel Ryam]]), along with the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] to his page.

	Evan never mentioned that he was from 4chan, so Chris likely found out about the site through a message sent by a white-knight. An [[White knight e-mails#November 2007 .E2.80.94 ED alert\|e-mail]] on 5 November 2007 attempted to alert him to the ED page, and referred to the article as being created and written by the same people making fun of Chris on 4chan's /v/ board. Whether he paid any attention to the message or not, what is known is that on [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#November 2007\|12 November 2007]], Chris first acknowledged 4chan when he made another edit to the "Chris-chan" article:		Evan never mentioned that he was from 4chan, so Chris likely found out about the site through a message sent by a white-knight. An [[White knight e-mails#November 2007 .E2.80.94 ED alert\|e-mail]] on 5 November 2007 attempted to alert him to the ED page, and referred to the article as being created and written by the same people making fun of Chris on 4chan's /v/ board. Whether he paid any attention to the message or not, what is known is that on [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#November 2007\|12 November 2007]], Chris first acknowledged 4chan when he made another edit to the "Chris-chan" article:

	{{quote\|Christian Weston Chandler would like [[ED]] and 4chan to know the following: '''I will continue to Shove The True Facts From My Heart and Soul Down Your Throats, only until you take this WHOLE PAGE Down For Good.'''}}		{{quote\|Christian Weston Chandler would like ED and 4chan to know the following: '''I will continue to Shove The True Facts From My Heart and Soul Down Your Throats, only until you take this WHOLE PAGE Down For Good.'''}}

	From this, it can be reasonably assumed that Chris discovered 4chan and ED around the same time, and that he considered them to be essentially one and the same. Chris would continue his Sisyphean edit war against ED well into 2008, but ultimately, all he succeeded in doing was alienating [[Megan Schroeder]].		From this, it can be reasonably assumed that Chris discovered 4chan and ED around the same time, and that he considered them to be essentially one and the same. Chris would continue his Sisyphean edit war against ED well into 2008, but ultimately, all he succeeded in doing was himself more of a target and alienating [[Megan Schroeder]].

	By [[2008#August\|August 2008]], Chris was finishing [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu'' #7]], and he apparently felt the need to address these recent developments in the pages of his comic. Issue #7 opened with Megan as a supporting character in the story, but with the [[Megan Emails, 2008#Megan asks Chris to leave her alone again.2C attempts to talk sense into him\|real Megan wanting nothing more to do with Chris]], he decided to write her out of the story. As for ED and 4chan, Chris would lump these two concepts together and dub them "4-cent_garbage_Magazine.com." The name is a slight mystery, because underscores (_) are not permitted in Internet domain names.		By [[2008#August\|August 2008]], Chris was finishing [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu'' #7]], and he apparently felt the need to address these recent developments in the pages of his comic. Issue #7 opened with Megan as a supporting character in the story, but with the [[Megan Emails, 2008#Megan asks Chris to leave her alone again.2C attempts to talk sense into him\|real Megan wanting nothing more to do with Chris]], he decided to write her out of the story. As for ED and 4chan, Chris would lump these two concepts together and dub them "4-cent_garbage_Magazine.com." The name is a slight mystery, because underscores (_) are not permitted in Internet domain names.

WarnerBro: /* Inspiration */

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	==Inspiration==		==Inspiration==

	4chan is an internet forum with dozens of boards dedicated to both broad and niche topics, from [[anime]] to the [[Magical thinking\|paranormal]], to [[Chris and art\|art]] to [[Nudes\|pornography]]. Well known as a platform full of trolls and homos, 4chan's place in Christory is short-lived but highly influential - and some of the first contact Chris ever had with trolls. In late 2007, members of the video games board took notice of Chris's comics and began creating satirical (largely pornographic) artwork based on ''Sonichu''. A collection of this art was sent to Chris by 4chan user Evan, provoking fury and the demand that Rosechu be drawn "masturbating and squirtin'", rather than with a massive penis. The email exchanges between Chris and Evan would peter out in the face of Encyclopedia Dramatica.		4chan is an internet forum with dozens of boards dedicated to both broad and niche topics, from [[anime]] to the [[Magical thinking\|paranormal]], from [[Chris and art\|art]] to [[Nudes\|pornography]]. Well-known as a platform full of trolls and [[homos]], 4chan's place in Christory is short-lived but highly influential - and some of the first contact Chris ever had with trolls. In late 2007, members of the video games board took notice of Chris's comics and began creating satirical (largely pornographic) artwork based on ''Sonichu''. A collection of this art was sent to Chris by 4chan user Evan, provoking fury and the demand that Rosechu be drawn "masturbating and squirtin'", rather than with a massive penis. The email exchanges between Chris and Evan would peter out in the face of Encyclopedia Dramatica.

	Encyclopedia Dramatica is a satirical [[Wikipedia]] with hundreds of articles on internet culture, personalities, and politics- all of which are written to be as offensive as possible. Just like 4chan, it is full of trolls and homos.		Encyclopedia Dramatica is a satirical [[Wikipedia]] with hundreds of articles on internet culture, personalities, and politics- all of which are written to be as offensive as possible. Just like 4chan, it is full of trolls and homos.

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	[[File:SchuComic8P11.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|[[Star Wars\|''"4-cent garbage. Never will you find a more wretched hive of lulz and trolling."'']]]]		[[File:SchuComic8P11.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|[[Star Wars\|''"4-cent garbage. Never will you find a more wretched hive of lulz and trolling."'']]]]

	'''4-cent_garbage''' is [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s idea of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and 4chan. Since he blames ED for [[Megan Schroeder\|breaking up the closest thing to a relationship that he ever had]], he must demonize it in his comics.		'''4-cent_garbage''' is [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]]'s idea of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and 4chan. Since he blames ED for [[Megan Schroeder\|breaking up the closest thing to a relationship that he ever had]], he must demonize it in his comics.

	In the comics, it is depicted as a business based in a large 72 floor office building in which several hundred [[Trolls\|employees]] work. Apparently, the business runs both a website and a magazine, the contents of which are unclear. The website seems to be analogous to the real life ED, having several articles on existing people, or at least mentioning them<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_30</ref> and a huge load of dickgirl images which are uploaded nearly constantly.		In the comics, it is depicted as a business based in a large 72 floor office building in which several hundred [[Trolls\|employees]] work. Apparently, the business runs both a website and a magazine, the contents of which are unclear. The website seems to be analogous to the real life ED, having several articles on existing people, or at least mentioning them<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_30</ref> and a huge load of dickgirl images which are uploaded nearly constantly.

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	[[File:SchuComic8P11.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|[[Star Wars\|''"4-cent garbage. Never will you find a more wretched hive of lulz and trolling."'']]]]		[[File:SchuComic8P11.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|[[Star Wars\|''"4-cent garbage. Never will you find a more wretched hive of lulz and trolling."'']]]]

	'''4-cent_garbage''' is [[~~Chris~~]]'s idea of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and 4chan. Since he blames ED for [[Megan Schroeder\|breaking up the closest thing to a relationship that he ever had]], he must demonize it in his comics.		'''4-cent_garbage''' is [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s idea of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and 4chan. Since he blames ED for [[Megan Schroeder\|breaking up the closest thing to a relationship that he ever had]], he must demonize it in his comics.

	In the comics, it is depicted as a business based in a large 72 floor office building in which several hundred [[Trolls\|employees]] work. Apparently, the business runs both a website and a magazine, the contents of which are unclear. The website seems to be analogous to the real life ED, having several articles on existing people, or at least mentioning them<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_30</ref> and a huge load of dickgirl images which are uploaded nearly constantly.		In the comics, it is depicted as a business based in a large 72 floor office building in which several hundred [[Trolls\|employees]] work. Apparently, the business runs both a website and a magazine, the contents of which are unclear. The website seems to be analogous to the real life ED, having several articles on existing people, or at least mentioning them<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_30</ref> and a huge load of dickgirl images which are uploaded nearly constantly.

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	4chan is an internet forum with dozens of boards dedicated to both broad and niche topics, from [[anime]] to the [[Magical thinking\|paranormal]], from [[Chris and art\|art]] to [[Nudes\|pornography]]. Well-known as a platform full of trolls and [[homos]], 4chan's place in Christory is short-lived but highly influential - and some of the first contact Chris ever had with trolls. In late 2007, members of the video games board took notice of Chris's comics and began creating satirical (largely pornographic) artwork based on ''Sonichu''. A collection of this art was sent to Chris by 4chan user Evan, provoking fury and the demand that Rosechu be drawn "masturbating and squirtin'", rather than with a massive penis. The email exchanges between Chris and Evan would peter out in the face of Encyclopedia Dramatica.		4chan is an internet forum with dozens of boards dedicated to both broad and niche topics, from [[anime]] to the [[Magical thinking\|paranormal]], from [[Chris and art\|art]] to [[Nudes\|pornography]]. Well-known as a platform full of trolls and [[homos]], 4chan's place in Christory is short-lived but highly influential - and some of the first contact Chris ever had with trolls. In late 2007, members of the video games board took notice of Chris's comics and began creating satirical (largely pornographic) artwork based on ''Sonichu''. A collection of this art was sent to Chris by 4chan user Evan, provoking fury and the demand that Rosechu be drawn "masturbating and squirtin'", rather than with a massive penis. The email exchanges between Chris and Evan would peter out in the face of Encyclopedia Dramatica.

	Encyclopedia Dramatica is a satirical [[Wikipedia]] with hundreds of articles on internet culture, personalities, and politics- all of which are written to be as offensive as possible. Just like 4chan, it is full of trolls and homos.		Encyclopedia Dramatica (ED for short) is a satirical [[Wikipedia]] with hundreds of articles on internet culture, personalities, and politics- all of which are written to be as offensive as possible. Just like 4chan, it is full of trolls and homos.

	In [[2007]], while stoking his [[Chris and his ego\|ego]], Chris discovered [[ED]]'s page satirizing him and [[Sonichu (comic)\|his Sonichu comics]]. What really [[Family Guy\|~~grinds~~ his gears]] about the page was the "fan art" of [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle\|penis]]. Beginning 10 November 2007, Chris embarked on a quest to [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica\|make the website less scathing]] by uploading hideously drawn [[Rule 34]] of his little abominations (and [[Mary Lee Walsh\|Slaweel Ryam]]), along with the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] to his page.		In [[2007]], while stoking his [[Chris and his ego\|ego]], Chris discovered ED's page satirizing him and [[Sonichu (comic)\|his Sonichu comics]]. What really [[Family Guy\|ground his gears]] about the page was the "fan art" of [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle\|penis]]. Beginning 10 November 2007, Chris embarked on a quest to [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica\|make the website less scathing]] by uploading hideously drawn [[Rule 34]] of his little abominations (and [[Mary Lee Walsh\|Slaweel Ryam]]), along with the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] to his page.

	Evan never mentioned that he was from 4chan, so Chris likely found out about the site through a message sent by a white-knight. An [[White knight e-mails#November 2007 .E2.80.94 ED alert\|e-mail]] on 5 November 2007 attempted to alert him to the ED page, and referred to the article as being created and written by the same people making fun of Chris on 4chan's /v/ board. Whether he paid any attention to the message or not, what is known is that on [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#November 2007\|12 November 2007]], Chris first acknowledged 4chan when he made another edit to the "Chris-chan" article:		Evan never mentioned that he was from 4chan, so Chris likely found out about the site through a message sent by a white-knight. An [[White knight e-mails#November 2007 .E2.80.94 ED alert\|e-mail]] on 5 November 2007 attempted to alert him to the ED page, and referred to the article as being created and written by the same people making fun of Chris on 4chan's /v/ board. Whether he paid any attention to the message or not, what is known is that on [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#November 2007\|12 November 2007]], Chris first acknowledged 4chan when he made another edit to the "Chris-chan" article:

	{{quote\|Christian Weston Chandler would like [[ED]] and 4chan to know the following: '''I will continue to Shove The True Facts From My Heart and Soul Down Your Throats, only until you take this WHOLE PAGE Down For Good.'''}}		{{quote\|Christian Weston Chandler would like ED and 4chan to know the following: '''I will continue to Shove The True Facts From My Heart and Soul Down Your Throats, only until you take this WHOLE PAGE Down For Good.'''}}

	From this, it can be reasonably assumed that Chris discovered 4chan and ED around the same time, and that he considered them to be essentially one and the same. Chris would continue his Sisyphean edit war against ED well into 2008, but ultimately, all he succeeded in doing was alienating [[Megan Schroeder]].		From this, it can be reasonably assumed that Chris discovered 4chan and ED around the same time, and that he considered them to be essentially one and the same. Chris would continue his Sisyphean edit war against ED well into 2008, but ultimately, all he succeeded in doing was himself more of a target and alienating [[Megan Schroeder]].

	By [[2008#August\|August 2008]], Chris was finishing [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu'' #7]], and he apparently felt the need to address these recent developments in the pages of his comic. Issue #7 opened with Megan as a supporting character in the story, but with the [[Megan Emails, 2008#Megan asks Chris to leave her alone again.2C attempts to talk sense into him\|real Megan wanting nothing more to do with Chris]], he decided to write her out of the story. As for ED and 4chan, Chris would lump these two concepts together and dub them "4-cent_garbage_Magazine.com." The name is a slight mystery, because underscores (_) are not permitted in Internet domain names.		By [[2008#August\|August 2008]], Chris was finishing [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu'' #7]], and he apparently felt the need to address these recent developments in the pages of his comic. Issue #7 opened with Megan as a supporting character in the story, but with the [[Megan Emails, 2008#Megan asks Chris to leave her alone again.2C attempts to talk sense into him\|real Megan wanting nothing more to do with Chris]], he decided to write her out of the story. As for ED and 4chan, Chris would lump these two concepts together and dub them "4-cent_garbage_Magazine.com." The name is a slight mystery, because underscores (_) are not permitted in Internet domain names.

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	In [[2007]], while stoking his [[Chris and his ego\|ego]], Chris discovered ED's page satirizing him and [[Sonichu (comic)\|his Sonichu comics]]. What really [[Family Guy\|ground his gears]] about the page was the "fan art" of [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle\|penis]]. Beginning 10 November 2007, Chris embarked on a quest to [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica\|make the website less scathing]] by uploading hideously drawn [[Rule 34]] of his little abominations (and [[Mary Lee Walsh\|Slaweel Ryam]]), along with the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] to his page.		In [[2007]], while stoking his [[Chris and his ego\|ego]], Chris discovered ED's page satirizing him and [[Sonichu (comic)\|his Sonichu comics]]. What really [[Family Guy\|ground his gears]] about the page was the "fan art" of [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle\|penis]]. Beginning 10 November 2007, Chris embarked on a quest to [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica\|make the website less scathing]] by uploading hideously drawn [[Rule 34]] of his little abominations (and [[Mary Lee Walsh\|Slaweel Ryam]]), along with the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] to his page.

	Evan never mentioned that he was from 4chan, so Chris likely found out about the site through a message sent by a white-knight. An [[White knight e-mails#November 2007 .E2.80.94 ED alert\|e-mail]] on 5 November 2007 attempted to alert him to the ED page, and referred to the article as being created and written by the same people making fun of Chris on 4chan's /v/ board. Whether he paid any attention to the message or not, what is known is that on [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#November 2007\|12 November 2007]], Chris first acknowledged 4chan when he made another edit to the "Chris-chan" article:		Evan never mentioned that he was from 4chan, so Chris likely found out about the site through a message sent by a [[White-Knights\|white-knight]]. An [[White knight e-mails#November 2007 .E2.80.94 ED alert\|e-mail]] on 5 November 2007 attempted to alert him to the ED page, and referred to the article as being created and written by the same people making fun of Chris on 4chan's /v/ board. Whether he paid any attention to the message or not, what is known is that on [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#November 2007\|12 November 2007]], Chris first acknowledged 4chan when he made another edit to the "Chris-chan" article:

	{{quote\|Christian Weston Chandler would like ED and 4chan to know the following: '''I will continue to Shove The True Facts From My Heart and Soul Down Your Throats, only until you take this WHOLE PAGE Down For Good.'''}}		{{quote\|Christian Weston Chandler would like ED and 4chan to know the following: '''I will continue to Shove The True Facts From My Heart and Soul Down Your Throats, only until you take this WHOLE PAGE Down For Good.'''}}
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	==The Fall of 4-cent_garbage: ''Sonichu'' #10==		==The Fall of 4-cent_garbage: ''Sonichu'' #10==
	[[File:Jason's Hexbox.jpg\|thumb\|Jason plots against Chris with his [[HEXBox]].]]		[[File:Jason's Hexbox.jpg\|thumb\|Jason plots against Chris with his [[HEXBox]].]]
	Upon Chris's return from the Time Void on 9 [[August 2007]], he immediately coordinates an attack on the 4-cent_garbage HQ, ordering Sonichu, Wild, [[Black Sonichu]], [[Punchy Sonichu]], and [[Son-Chu]] to meet him in front of the building. Chris arrives first as [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], and Jason and [[Beel]] lay a trap for him and try to steal his [[medallion]]. However, Chris discovers that the TRUE AND HONEST source of his Anchuent powers is his [[high school ring]], which he uses to retrieve the Medallion and free himself.		Upon Chris's return from the Time Void on 9 [[August 2007]], he immediately coordinates an attack on the 4-cent_garbage HQ, ordering Sonichu, Wild, [[Black Sonichu]], [[Punchy Sonichu]], and [[Son-Chu]] to meet him in front of the building. Chris arrives first as [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], and Jason and [[Beel]] lay a trap for him and try to steal his [[medallions\|medallion]]. However, Chris discovers that the TRUE AND HONEST source of his Anchuent powers is his [[high school ring]], which he uses to retrieve the Medallion and free himself.

	Later, when Chris's allies arrive, he orders Son-Chu to transform into a sound stage for [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]. Using the [[Gitar of Fail]], Chris then leads the band in a live performance of [[Revive Zordon]], and the intense power of their music begins to shake the building apart. Inside, Jason converts his throne into an escape pod, and flees with Kathleen, leaving the others behind. Jason declares that he is retiring from trolling, in order to settle down with Kathleen and live a normal life. Chris also takes the time to use Jason as a mouthpiece to condemn [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] for "slandering and torturing and innocent man", [[~~Hypocrisy~~\|even though that was what Jason was supposedly doing not two issues ago]]. Beel meanwhile decides to take shelter in the basement, explaining that he could not be killed and would simply be reassigned to [[Count Graduon]] once the building was destroyed, and Clyde and Jack, alone on the top floor and with no way out, choose to commit suicide by leaping down the elevator shaft together just as the building collapses, refusing to let themselves be killed by Chris.		Later, when Chris's allies arrive, he orders Son-Chu to transform into a sound stage for [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]. Using the [[Gitar of Fail]], Chris then leads the band in a live performance of [[Revive Zordon]], and the intense power of their music begins to shake the building apart. Inside, Jason converts his throne into an escape pod, and flees with Kathleen, leaving the others behind. Jason declares that he is retiring from trolling, in order to settle down with Kathleen and live a normal life. Chris also takes the time to use Jason as a mouthpiece to condemn [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] for "slandering and torturing and innocent man", [[Chris and hypocrisy\|even though that was what Jason was supposedly doing not two issues ago]]. Beel meanwhile decides to take shelter in the basement, explaining that he could not be killed and would simply be reassigned to [[Count Graduon]] once the building was destroyed, and Clyde and Jack, alone on the top floor and with no way out, choose to commit suicide by leaping down the elevator shaft together just as the building collapses, refusing to let themselves be killed by Chris.

	[[Twin Falling Towers\|The building then gives way and collapses, with 1,500 people still alive inside.]]		[[Twin Falling Towers\|The building then gives way and collapses, with 1,500 people still alive inside.]]
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	[[Honor roll\|Note that this only accounts for 1,375 people.]]		[[Honor roll\|Note that this only accounts for 1,375 people.]]

	Despite having just destroyed a building and killed between 100-350 innocent people, not to mention the injuries of at least 650 others, Chris then calls for the ambulances himself while he and his team of recolors help to rescue the survivors that they themselves had nearly killed. Afterwards, Chris then [[Chris and remorse\|weeps for the victims of his own mass murder]], whilst also maintaining that it was [[Chris and his ego\|the trolls' faults they were killed, because they made fun of him on the internet]].		Despite having just [[List of unheroic protagonist actions\|destroyed a building and killed between 100-350 innocent people]], not to mention the injuries of at least 650 others, Chris then calls for the ambulances himself while he and his team of recolors help to rescue the survivors that they themselves had nearly killed. Afterwards, Chris then [[Chris and remorse\|weeps for the victims of his own mass murder]], whilst also maintaining that it was [[Chris and his ego\|the trolls' faults they were killed, because they made fun of him on the internet]].

	Supposedly, destroying 4-cent_garbage's headquarters disabled its website as well, along with Encylcopedia Dramatica's website, such that both sites' data was irrevocably lost, and neither would ever be restored.		Supposedly, destroying 4-cent_garbage's headquarters disabled its website as well, along with Encylcopedia Dramatica's website, such that both sites' data was irrevocably lost, and neither would ever be restored.