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	[[File:SchuComic8P11.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|[[Star Wars\|''"4-cent garbage. Never will you find a more wretched hive of lulz and trolling."'']]]]		[[File:SchuComic8P11.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|[[Star Wars\|''"4-cent garbage. Never will you find a more wretched hive of lulz and trolling."'']]]]

	'''4-cent_garbage''' is [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s idea of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and 4chan. Since he blames ED for [[Megan Schroeder\|breaking up the closest thing to a relationship that he ever had]], he must demonize it in his comics.		'''4-cent_garbage''' is [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]]'s idea of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and 4chan. Since he blames ED for [[Megan Schroeder\|breaking up the closest thing to a relationship that he ever had]], he must demonize it in his comics.

	In the comics, it is depicted as a business based in a large 72 floor office building in which several hundred [[Trolls\|employees]] work. Apparently, the business runs both a website and a magazine, the contents of which are unclear. The website seems to be analogous to the real life ED, having several articles on existing people, or at least mentioning them<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_30</ref> and a huge load of dickgirl images which are uploaded nearly constantly.		In the comics, it is depicted as a business based in a large 72 floor office building in which several hundred [[Trolls\|employees]] work. Apparently, the business runs both a website and a magazine, the contents of which are unclear. The website seems to be analogous to the real life ED, having several articles on existing people, or at least mentioning them<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_30</ref> and a huge load of dickgirl images which are uploaded nearly constantly.

WarnerBro at 03:47, 18 March 2026

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	'''4-cent_garbage''' is [[~~Chris~~]]'s idea of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and 4chan. Since he blames ED for [[Megan Schroeder\|breaking up the closest thing to a relationship that he ever had]], he must demonize it in his comics.		'''4-cent_garbage''' is [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s idea of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and 4chan. Since he blames ED for [[Megan Schroeder\|breaking up the closest thing to a relationship that he ever had]], he must demonize it in his comics.

	In the comics, it is depicted as a business based in a large 72 floor office building in which several hundred [[Trolls\|employees]] work. Apparently, the business runs both a website and a magazine, the contents of which are unclear. The website seems to be analogous to the real life ED, having several articles on existing people, or at least mentioning them<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_30</ref> and a huge load of dickgirl images which are uploaded nearly constantly.		In the comics, it is depicted as a business based in a large 72 floor office building in which several hundred [[Trolls\|employees]] work. Apparently, the business runs both a website and a magazine, the contents of which are unclear. The website seems to be analogous to the real life ED, having several articles on existing people, or at least mentioning them<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_30</ref> and a huge load of dickgirl images which are uploaded nearly constantly.

WarnerBro: /* Inspiration */

2026-03-18T03:46:44Z

Inspiration

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	4chan is an internet forum with dozens of boards dedicated to both broad and niche topics, from [[anime]] to the [[Magical thinking\|paranormal]], from [[Chris and art\|art]] to [[Nudes\|pornography]]. Well-known as a platform full of trolls and [[homos]], 4chan's place in Christory is short-lived but highly influential - and some of the first contact Chris ever had with trolls. In late 2007, members of the video games board took notice of Chris's comics and began creating satirical (largely pornographic) artwork based on ''Sonichu''. A collection of this art was sent to Chris by 4chan user Evan, provoking fury and the demand that Rosechu be drawn "masturbating and squirtin'", rather than with a massive penis. The email exchanges between Chris and Evan would peter out in the face of Encyclopedia Dramatica.		4chan is an internet forum with dozens of boards dedicated to both broad and niche topics, from [[anime]] to the [[Magical thinking\|paranormal]], from [[Chris and art\|art]] to [[Nudes\|pornography]]. Well-known as a platform full of trolls and [[homos]], 4chan's place in Christory is short-lived but highly influential - and some of the first contact Chris ever had with trolls. In late 2007, members of the video games board took notice of Chris's comics and began creating satirical (largely pornographic) artwork based on ''Sonichu''. A collection of this art was sent to Chris by 4chan user Evan, provoking fury and the demand that Rosechu be drawn "masturbating and squirtin'", rather than with a massive penis. The email exchanges between Chris and Evan would peter out in the face of Encyclopedia Dramatica.

	Encyclopedia Dramatica is a satirical [[Wikipedia]] with hundreds of articles on internet culture, personalities, and politics- all of which are written to be as offensive as possible. Just like 4chan, it is full of trolls and homos.		Encyclopedia Dramatica (ED for short) is a satirical [[Wikipedia]] with hundreds of articles on internet culture, personalities, and politics- all of which are written to be as offensive as possible. Just like 4chan, it is full of trolls and homos.

	In [[2007]], while stoking his [[Chris and his ego\|ego]], Chris discovered [[ED]]'s page satirizing him and [[Sonichu (comic)\|his Sonichu comics]]. What really [[Family Guy\|~~grinds~~ his gears]] about the page was the "fan art" of [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle\|penis]]. Beginning 10 November 2007, Chris embarked on a quest to [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica\|make the website less scathing]] by uploading hideously drawn [[Rule 34]] of his little abominations (and [[Mary Lee Walsh\|Slaweel Ryam]]), along with the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] to his page.		In [[2007]], while stoking his [[Chris and his ego\|ego]], Chris discovered ED's page satirizing him and [[Sonichu (comic)\|his Sonichu comics]]. What really [[Family Guy\|ground his gears]] about the page was the "fan art" of [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle\|penis]]. Beginning 10 November 2007, Chris embarked on a quest to [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica\|make the website less scathing]] by uploading hideously drawn [[Rule 34]] of his little abominations (and [[Mary Lee Walsh\|Slaweel Ryam]]), along with the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] to his page.

	Evan never mentioned that he was from 4chan, so Chris likely found out about the site through a message sent by a white-knight. An [[White knight e-mails#November 2007 .E2.80.94 ED alert\|e-mail]] on 5 November 2007 attempted to alert him to the ED page, and referred to the article as being created and written by the same people making fun of Chris on 4chan's /v/ board. Whether he paid any attention to the message or not, what is known is that on [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#November 2007\|12 November 2007]], Chris first acknowledged 4chan when he made another edit to the "Chris-chan" article:		Evan never mentioned that he was from 4chan, so Chris likely found out about the site through a message sent by a white-knight. An [[White knight e-mails#November 2007 .E2.80.94 ED alert\|e-mail]] on 5 November 2007 attempted to alert him to the ED page, and referred to the article as being created and written by the same people making fun of Chris on 4chan's /v/ board. Whether he paid any attention to the message or not, what is known is that on [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#November 2007\|12 November 2007]], Chris first acknowledged 4chan when he made another edit to the "Chris-chan" article:

	{{quote\|Christian Weston Chandler would like [[ED]] and 4chan to know the following: '''I will continue to Shove The True Facts From My Heart and Soul Down Your Throats, only until you take this WHOLE PAGE Down For Good.'''}}		{{quote\|Christian Weston Chandler would like ED and 4chan to know the following: '''I will continue to Shove The True Facts From My Heart and Soul Down Your Throats, only until you take this WHOLE PAGE Down For Good.'''}}

	From this, it can be reasonably assumed that Chris discovered 4chan and ED around the same time, and that he considered them to be essentially one and the same. Chris would continue his Sisyphean edit war against ED well into 2008, but ultimately, all he succeeded in doing was alienating [[Megan Schroeder]].		From this, it can be reasonably assumed that Chris discovered 4chan and ED around the same time, and that he considered them to be essentially one and the same. Chris would continue his Sisyphean edit war against ED well into 2008, but ultimately, all he succeeded in doing was himself more of a target and alienating [[Megan Schroeder]].

	By [[2008#August\|August 2008]], Chris was finishing [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu'' #7]], and he apparently felt the need to address these recent developments in the pages of his comic. Issue #7 opened with Megan as a supporting character in the story, but with the [[Megan Emails, 2008#Megan asks Chris to leave her alone again.2C attempts to talk sense into him\|real Megan wanting nothing more to do with Chris]], he decided to write her out of the story. As for ED and 4chan, Chris would lump these two concepts together and dub them "4-cent_garbage_Magazine.com." The name is a slight mystery, because underscores (_) are not permitted in Internet domain names.		By [[2008#August\|August 2008]], Chris was finishing [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu'' #7]], and he apparently felt the need to address these recent developments in the pages of his comic. Issue #7 opened with Megan as a supporting character in the story, but with the [[Megan Emails, 2008#Megan asks Chris to leave her alone again.2C attempts to talk sense into him\|real Megan wanting nothing more to do with Chris]], he decided to write her out of the story. As for ED and 4chan, Chris would lump these two concepts together and dub them "4-cent_garbage_Magazine.com." The name is a slight mystery, because underscores (_) are not permitted in Internet domain names.

WarnerBro: /* Inspiration */

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Inspiration

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	==Inspiration==		==Inspiration==

	4chan is an internet forum with dozens of boards dedicated to both broad and niche topics, from [[anime]] to the [[Magical thinking\|paranormal]], to [[Chris and art\|art]] to [[Nudes\|pornography]]. Well known as a platform full of trolls and homos, 4chan's place in Christory is short-lived but highly influential - and some of the first contact Chris ever had with trolls. In late 2007, members of the video games board took notice of Chris's comics and began creating satirical (largely pornographic) artwork based on ''Sonichu''. A collection of this art was sent to Chris by 4chan user Evan, provoking fury and the demand that Rosechu be drawn "masturbating and squirtin'", rather than with a massive penis. The email exchanges between Chris and Evan would peter out in the face of Encyclopedia Dramatica.		4chan is an internet forum with dozens of boards dedicated to both broad and niche topics, from [[anime]] to the [[Magical thinking\|paranormal]], from [[Chris and art\|art]] to [[Nudes\|pornography]]. Well-known as a platform full of trolls and [[homos]], 4chan's place in Christory is short-lived but highly influential - and some of the first contact Chris ever had with trolls. In late 2007, members of the video games board took notice of Chris's comics and began creating satirical (largely pornographic) artwork based on ''Sonichu''. A collection of this art was sent to Chris by 4chan user Evan, provoking fury and the demand that Rosechu be drawn "masturbating and squirtin'", rather than with a massive penis. The email exchanges between Chris and Evan would peter out in the face of Encyclopedia Dramatica.

	Encyclopedia Dramatica is a satirical [[Wikipedia]] with hundreds of articles on internet culture, personalities, and politics- all of which are written to be as offensive as possible. Just like 4chan, it is full of trolls and homos.		Encyclopedia Dramatica is a satirical [[Wikipedia]] with hundreds of articles on internet culture, personalities, and politics- all of which are written to be as offensive as possible. Just like 4chan, it is full of trolls and homos.

WarnerBro at 03:43, 18 March 2026

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	Jason's final speech in [[Sonichu 8\|''Sonichu'' #8]], as well as Chris's ramblings in the Time Void, seem to indicate that any percieved inaccuracies in the articles or images hosted on the site are deliberate attempts to slander Chris and his Sonichus.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_31</ref> Why exactly Jason would wish to do this or [[Chris and his ego#Persecution complex\|why he has chosen to target Chris]] is never addressed, but his presence at the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens\|PVCC]] meeting in [[Sonichu 7\|Sonichu #7]] seem to suggest that the company and all of its employees are a part of [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s secret trolling cabal.		Jason's final speech in [[Sonichu 8\|''Sonichu'' #8]], as well as Chris's ramblings in the Time Void, seem to indicate that any percieved inaccuracies in the articles or images hosted on the site are deliberate attempts to slander Chris and his Sonichus.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_31</ref> Why exactly Jason would wish to do this or [[Chris and his ego#Persecution complex\|why he has chosen to target Chris]] is never addressed, but his presence at the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens\|PVCC]] meeting in [[Sonichu 7\|Sonichu #7]] seem to suggest that the company and all of its employees are a part of [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s secret trolling cabal.

	It is worth noting that this was the only actual [[parody]] that Chris ever created.		It is worth noting that this was the only actual [[parody]] that Chris ever intentionally created.

	==Inspiration==		==Inspiration==

Broseph at 20:56, 17 June 2025

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	Jason's final speech in [[Sonichu 8\|''Sonichu'' #8]], as well as Chris's ramblings in the Time Void, seem to indicate that any percieved inaccuracies in the articles or images hosted on the site are deliberate attempts to slander Chris and his Sonichus.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_31</ref> Why exactly Jason would wish to do this or [[Chris and his ego#Persecution complex\|why he has chosen to target Chris]] is never addressed, but his presence at the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens\|PVCC]] meeting in [[Sonichu 7\|Sonichu #7]] seem to suggest that the company and all of its employees are a part of [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s secret trolling cabal.		Jason's final speech in [[Sonichu 8\|''Sonichu'' #8]], as well as Chris's ramblings in the Time Void, seem to indicate that any percieved inaccuracies in the articles or images hosted on the site are deliberate attempts to slander Chris and his Sonichus.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_31</ref> Why exactly Jason would wish to do this or [[Chris and his ego#Persecution complex\|why he has chosen to target Chris]] is never addressed, but his presence at the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens\|PVCC]] meeting in [[Sonichu 7\|Sonichu #7]] seem to suggest that the company and all of its employees are a part of [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s secret trolling cabal.

	It is worth noting that this is the ~~closest Chris has ever made it to creating an~~ actual [[parody]].		It is worth noting that this was the only actual [[parody]] that Chris ever created.

	==Inspiration==		==Inspiration==

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	[[Honor roll\|Note that this only accounts for 1,375 people.]]		[[Honor roll\|Note that this only accounts for 1,375 people.]]

	Despite having just destroyed a building and killed between 100-350 innocent people, Chris then calls for the ambulances himself ~~whilst~~ he and his team of recolors help to rescue the survivors that they themselves had nearly killed. Afterwards, Chris then [[Chris and remorse\|weeps for the victims of his own mass murder]], whilst also maintaining that it was [[Chris and his ego\|the trolls' faults they were killed, because they made fun of him on the internet]].		Despite having just destroyed a building and killed between 100-350 innocent people, not to mention the injuries of at least 650 others, Chris then calls for the ambulances himself while he and his team of recolors help to rescue the survivors that they themselves had nearly killed. Afterwards, Chris then [[Chris and remorse\|weeps for the victims of his own mass murder]], whilst also maintaining that it was [[Chris and his ego\|the trolls' faults they were killed, because they made fun of him on the internet]].

	Supposedly, destroying 4-cent_garbage's headquarters disabled its website as well, along with Encylcopedia Dramatica's website, such that both sites' data was irrevocably lost, and neither would ever be restored.		Supposedly, destroying 4-cent_garbage's headquarters disabled its website as well, along with Encylcopedia Dramatica's website, such that both sites' data was irrevocably lost, and neither would ever be restored.

WarnerBro: /* Introduction: Sonichu #7 */

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Introduction: Sonichu #7

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	Chris's solution was the [[Time Void]]; a poorly-defined realm where Chris's character would be trapped for the next two issues. While stranded in the Time Void, Chris would somehow experience events going on in his real life while the fictional events in the comics unfolded without him. Upon entering the Time Void, Chris found himself assaulted by "random...new memories...popping in...my head!" These were memories of things that happened after 2 November 2007, so Chris was essentially using the Time Void to "remember" the future. Along with fictional events like the [[Sonichu 9\|Battle of CWCville]], Chris also experienced "memories" of [[Joshua Martinez]] setting him up with "[[Lori Lopez]]", and Megan "dumping" him via [[Megan_Emails, 2008#Megan is scarred by ShecameforCWC.JPG\|e-mail]].		Chris's solution was the [[Time Void]]; a poorly-defined realm where Chris's character would be trapped for the next two issues. While stranded in the Time Void, Chris would somehow experience events going on in his real life while the fictional events in the comics unfolded without him. Upon entering the Time Void, Chris found himself assaulted by "random...new memories...popping in...my head!" These were memories of things that happened after 2 November 2007, so Chris was essentially using the Time Void to "remember" the future. Along with fictional events like the [[Sonichu 9\|Battle of CWCville]], Chris also experienced "memories" of [[Joshua Martinez]] setting him up with "[[Lori Lopez]]", and Megan "dumping" him via [[Megan_Emails, 2008#Megan is scarred by ShecameforCWC.JPG\|e-mail]].

	{{quote\|Dumping me? But why?!! 4-cent_garbage_Magazine.com? Mocking me? Slanderous Filth?!!! A drawing of me and [[~~Retcons~~\|Meg-Chan]]... Intimate? And I drew that?!! She dumped me over that? Oh... that hurts! Still. Curse your 4-cent garbage!\|Chris first mentions 4-cent_garbage in the Time Void, ''Sonichu'' #7}}		{{quote\|Dumping me? But why?!! 4-cent_garbage_Magazine.com? Mocking me? Slanderous Filth?!!! A drawing of me and [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu\|Meg-Chan]]... Intimate? And I drew that?!! She dumped me over that? Oh... that hurts! Still. Curse your 4-cent garbage!\|Chris first mentions 4-cent_garbage in the Time Void, ''Sonichu'' #7}}

	It became clear from this scene that once Chris escaped from the Time Void, he would do battle with 4-cent_Garbage as a proxy for ED and 4chan, just as he had battled [[Jerkop\|Jerkops]] and [[Manajerks]] as proxies for those who interfered with his [[Love Quest]].		It became clear from this scene that once Chris escaped from the Time Void, he would do battle with 4-cent_Garbage as a proxy for ED and 4chan, just as he had battled [[Jerkop\|Jerkops]] and [[Manajerks]] as proxies for those who interfered with his [[Love Quest]].

WarnerBro: /* Introduction: Sonichu #7 */

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Introduction: Sonichu #7

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	{{quote\|Dumping me? But why?!! 4-cent_garbage_Magazine.com? Mocking me? Slanderous Filth?!!! A drawing of me and [[Retcons\|Meg-Chan]]... Intimate? And I drew that?!! She dumped me over that? Oh... that hurts! Still. Curse your 4-cent garbage!\|Chris first mentions 4-cent_garbage in the Time Void, ''Sonichu'' #7}}		{{quote\|Dumping me? But why?!! 4-cent_garbage_Magazine.com? Mocking me? Slanderous Filth?!!! A drawing of me and [[Retcons\|Meg-Chan]]... Intimate? And I drew that?!! She dumped me over that? Oh... that hurts! Still. Curse your 4-cent garbage!\|Chris first mentions 4-cent_garbage in the Time Void, ''Sonichu'' #7}}

	It became clear from this scene that once Chris escaped from the Time Void, he would do battle with 4-cent_Garbage as a proxy for ED and 4chan, just as he had battled [[Jerkops]] and [[Manajerks]] as proxies for those who interfered with his [[Love Quest]].		It became clear from this scene that once Chris escaped from the Time Void, he would do battle with 4-cent_Garbage as a proxy for ED and 4chan, just as he had battled [[Jerkop\|Jerkops]] and [[Manajerks]] as proxies for those who interfered with his [[Love Quest]].

	==Conflict with Sonichu and Rosechu: ''Sonichu'' #8==		==Conflict with Sonichu and Rosechu: ''Sonichu'' #8==

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	[[File:SchuComic8P11.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|[[Star Wars\|''"4-cent garbage. Never will you find a more wretched hive of lulz and trolling."'']]]]		[[File:SchuComic8P11.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|[[Star Wars\|''"4-cent garbage. Never will you find a more wretched hive of lulz and trolling."'']]]]

	'''4-cent_garbage''' is [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s idea of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and 4chan. Since he blames ED for [[Megan Schroeder\|breaking up the closest thing to a relationship that he ever had]], he must demonize it in his comics.		'''4-cent_garbage''' is [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]]'s idea of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and 4chan. Since he blames ED for [[Megan Schroeder\|breaking up the closest thing to a relationship that he ever had]], he must demonize it in his comics.

	In the comics, it is depicted as a business based in a large 72 floor office building in which several hundred [[Trolls\|employees]] work. Apparently, the business runs both a website and a magazine, the contents of which are unclear. The website seems to be analogous to the real life ED, having several articles on existing people, or at least mentioning them<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_30</ref> and a huge load of dickgirl images which are uploaded nearly constantly.		In the comics, it is depicted as a business based in a large 72 floor office building in which several hundred [[Trolls\|employees]] work. Apparently, the business runs both a website and a magazine, the contents of which are unclear. The website seems to be analogous to the real life ED, having several articles on existing people, or at least mentioning them<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_30</ref> and a huge load of dickgirl images which are uploaded nearly constantly.

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	'''4-cent_garbage''' is [[~~Chris~~]]'s idea of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and 4chan. Since he blames ED for [[Megan Schroeder\|breaking up the closest thing to a relationship that he ever had]], he must demonize it in his comics.		'''4-cent_garbage''' is [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s idea of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and 4chan. Since he blames ED for [[Megan Schroeder\|breaking up the closest thing to a relationship that he ever had]], he must demonize it in his comics.

	In the comics, it is depicted as a business based in a large 72 floor office building in which several hundred [[Trolls\|employees]] work. Apparently, the business runs both a website and a magazine, the contents of which are unclear. The website seems to be analogous to the real life ED, having several articles on existing people, or at least mentioning them<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_30</ref> and a huge load of dickgirl images which are uploaded nearly constantly.		In the comics, it is depicted as a business based in a large 72 floor office building in which several hundred [[Trolls\|employees]] work. Apparently, the business runs both a website and a magazine, the contents of which are unclear. The website seems to be analogous to the real life ED, having several articles on existing people, or at least mentioning them<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_30</ref> and a huge load of dickgirl images which are uploaded nearly constantly.

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	4chan is an internet forum with dozens of boards dedicated to both broad and niche topics, from [[anime]] to the [[Magical thinking\|paranormal]], from [[Chris and art\|art]] to [[Nudes\|pornography]]. Well-known as a platform full of trolls and [[homos]], 4chan's place in Christory is short-lived but highly influential - and some of the first contact Chris ever had with trolls. In late 2007, members of the video games board took notice of Chris's comics and began creating satirical (largely pornographic) artwork based on ''Sonichu''. A collection of this art was sent to Chris by 4chan user Evan, provoking fury and the demand that Rosechu be drawn "masturbating and squirtin'", rather than with a massive penis. The email exchanges between Chris and Evan would peter out in the face of Encyclopedia Dramatica.		4chan is an internet forum with dozens of boards dedicated to both broad and niche topics, from [[anime]] to the [[Magical thinking\|paranormal]], from [[Chris and art\|art]] to [[Nudes\|pornography]]. Well-known as a platform full of trolls and [[homos]], 4chan's place in Christory is short-lived but highly influential - and some of the first contact Chris ever had with trolls. In late 2007, members of the video games board took notice of Chris's comics and began creating satirical (largely pornographic) artwork based on ''Sonichu''. A collection of this art was sent to Chris by 4chan user Evan, provoking fury and the demand that Rosechu be drawn "masturbating and squirtin'", rather than with a massive penis. The email exchanges between Chris and Evan would peter out in the face of Encyclopedia Dramatica.

	Encyclopedia Dramatica is a satirical [[Wikipedia]] with hundreds of articles on internet culture, personalities, and politics- all of which are written to be as offensive as possible. Just like 4chan, it is full of trolls and homos.		Encyclopedia Dramatica (ED for short) is a satirical [[Wikipedia]] with hundreds of articles on internet culture, personalities, and politics- all of which are written to be as offensive as possible. Just like 4chan, it is full of trolls and homos.

	In [[2007]], while stoking his [[Chris and his ego\|ego]], Chris discovered [[ED]]'s page satirizing him and [[Sonichu (comic)\|his Sonichu comics]]. What really [[Family Guy\|~~grinds~~ his gears]] about the page was the "fan art" of [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle\|penis]]. Beginning 10 November 2007, Chris embarked on a quest to [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica\|make the website less scathing]] by uploading hideously drawn [[Rule 34]] of his little abominations (and [[Mary Lee Walsh\|Slaweel Ryam]]), along with the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] to his page.		In [[2007]], while stoking his [[Chris and his ego\|ego]], Chris discovered ED's page satirizing him and [[Sonichu (comic)\|his Sonichu comics]]. What really [[Family Guy\|ground his gears]] about the page was the "fan art" of [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle\|penis]]. Beginning 10 November 2007, Chris embarked on a quest to [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica\|make the website less scathing]] by uploading hideously drawn [[Rule 34]] of his little abominations (and [[Mary Lee Walsh\|Slaweel Ryam]]), along with the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] to his page.

	Evan never mentioned that he was from 4chan, so Chris likely found out about the site through a message sent by a white-knight. An [[White knight e-mails#November 2007 .E2.80.94 ED alert\|e-mail]] on 5 November 2007 attempted to alert him to the ED page, and referred to the article as being created and written by the same people making fun of Chris on 4chan's /v/ board. Whether he paid any attention to the message or not, what is known is that on [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#November 2007\|12 November 2007]], Chris first acknowledged 4chan when he made another edit to the "Chris-chan" article:		Evan never mentioned that he was from 4chan, so Chris likely found out about the site through a message sent by a white-knight. An [[White knight e-mails#November 2007 .E2.80.94 ED alert\|e-mail]] on 5 November 2007 attempted to alert him to the ED page, and referred to the article as being created and written by the same people making fun of Chris on 4chan's /v/ board. Whether he paid any attention to the message or not, what is known is that on [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#November 2007\|12 November 2007]], Chris first acknowledged 4chan when he made another edit to the "Chris-chan" article:

	{{quote\|Christian Weston Chandler would like [[ED]] and 4chan to know the following: '''I will continue to Shove The True Facts From My Heart and Soul Down Your Throats, only until you take this WHOLE PAGE Down For Good.'''}}		{{quote\|Christian Weston Chandler would like ED and 4chan to know the following: '''I will continue to Shove The True Facts From My Heart and Soul Down Your Throats, only until you take this WHOLE PAGE Down For Good.'''}}

	From this, it can be reasonably assumed that Chris discovered 4chan and ED around the same time, and that he considered them to be essentially one and the same. Chris would continue his Sisyphean edit war against ED well into 2008, but ultimately, all he succeeded in doing was alienating [[Megan Schroeder]].		From this, it can be reasonably assumed that Chris discovered 4chan and ED around the same time, and that he considered them to be essentially one and the same. Chris would continue his Sisyphean edit war against ED well into 2008, but ultimately, all he succeeded in doing was himself more of a target and alienating [[Megan Schroeder]].

	By [[2008#August\|August 2008]], Chris was finishing [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu'' #7]], and he apparently felt the need to address these recent developments in the pages of his comic. Issue #7 opened with Megan as a supporting character in the story, but with the [[Megan Emails, 2008#Megan asks Chris to leave her alone again.2C attempts to talk sense into him\|real Megan wanting nothing more to do with Chris]], he decided to write her out of the story. As for ED and 4chan, Chris would lump these two concepts together and dub them "4-cent_garbage_Magazine.com." The name is a slight mystery, because underscores (_) are not permitted in Internet domain names.		By [[2008#August\|August 2008]], Chris was finishing [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu'' #7]], and he apparently felt the need to address these recent developments in the pages of his comic. Issue #7 opened with Megan as a supporting character in the story, but with the [[Megan Emails, 2008#Megan asks Chris to leave her alone again.2C attempts to talk sense into him\|real Megan wanting nothing more to do with Chris]], he decided to write her out of the story. As for ED and 4chan, Chris would lump these two concepts together and dub them "4-cent_garbage_Magazine.com." The name is a slight mystery, because underscores (_) are not permitted in Internet domain names.

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	Chris's solution was the [[Time Void]]; a poorly-defined realm where Chris's character would be trapped for the next two issues. While stranded in the Time Void, Chris would somehow experience events going on in his real life while the fictional events in the comics unfolded without him. Upon entering the Time Void, Chris found himself assaulted by "random...new memories...popping in...my head!" These were memories of things that happened after 2 November 2007, so Chris was essentially using the Time Void to "remember" the future. Along with fictional events like the [[Sonichu 9\|Battle of CWCville]], Chris also experienced "memories" of [[Joshua Martinez]] setting him up with "[[Lori Lopez]]", and Megan "dumping" him via [[Megan_Emails, 2008#Megan is scarred by ShecameforCWC.JPG\|e-mail]].		Chris's solution was the [[Time Void]]; a poorly-defined realm where Chris's character would be trapped for the next two issues. While stranded in the Time Void, Chris would somehow experience events going on in his real life while the fictional events in the comics unfolded without him. Upon entering the Time Void, Chris found himself assaulted by "random...new memories...popping in...my head!" These were memories of things that happened after 2 November 2007, so Chris was essentially using the Time Void to "remember" the future. Along with fictional events like the [[Sonichu 9\|Battle of CWCville]], Chris also experienced "memories" of [[Joshua Martinez]] setting him up with "[[Lori Lopez]]", and Megan "dumping" him via [[Megan_Emails, 2008#Megan is scarred by ShecameforCWC.JPG\|e-mail]].

	{{quote\|Dumping me? But why?!! 4-cent_garbage_Magazine.com? Mocking me? Slanderous Filth?!!! A drawing of me and [[~~Retcons~~\|Meg-Chan]]... Intimate? And I drew that?!! She dumped me over that? Oh... that hurts! Still. Curse your 4-cent garbage!\|Chris first mentions 4-cent_garbage in the Time Void, ''Sonichu'' #7}}		{{quote\|Dumping me? But why?!! 4-cent_garbage_Magazine.com? Mocking me? Slanderous Filth?!!! A drawing of me and [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu\|Meg-Chan]]... Intimate? And I drew that?!! She dumped me over that? Oh... that hurts! Still. Curse your 4-cent garbage!\|Chris first mentions 4-cent_garbage in the Time Void, ''Sonichu'' #7}}

	It became clear from this scene that once Chris escaped from the Time Void, he would do battle with 4-cent_Garbage as a proxy for ED and 4chan, just as he had battled [[Jerkop\|Jerkops]] and [[Manajerks]] as proxies for those who interfered with his [[Love Quest]].		It became clear from this scene that once Chris escaped from the Time Void, he would do battle with 4-cent_Garbage as a proxy for ED and 4chan, just as he had battled [[Jerkop\|Jerkops]] and [[Manajerks]] as proxies for those who interfered with his [[Love Quest]].

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	In [[2007]], while stoking his [[Chris and his ego\|ego]], Chris discovered ED's page satirizing him and [[Sonichu (comic)\|his Sonichu comics]]. What really [[Family Guy\|ground his gears]] about the page was the "fan art" of [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle\|penis]]. Beginning 10 November 2007, Chris embarked on a quest to [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica\|make the website less scathing]] by uploading hideously drawn [[Rule 34]] of his little abominations (and [[Mary Lee Walsh\|Slaweel Ryam]]), along with the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] to his page.		In [[2007]], while stoking his [[Chris and his ego\|ego]], Chris discovered ED's page satirizing him and [[Sonichu (comic)\|his Sonichu comics]]. What really [[Family Guy\|ground his gears]] about the page was the "fan art" of [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle\|penis]]. Beginning 10 November 2007, Chris embarked on a quest to [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica\|make the website less scathing]] by uploading hideously drawn [[Rule 34]] of his little abominations (and [[Mary Lee Walsh\|Slaweel Ryam]]), along with the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] to his page.

	Evan never mentioned that he was from 4chan, so Chris likely found out about the site through a message sent by a white-knight. An [[White knight e-mails#November 2007 .E2.80.94 ED alert\|e-mail]] on 5 November 2007 attempted to alert him to the ED page, and referred to the article as being created and written by the same people making fun of Chris on 4chan's /v/ board. Whether he paid any attention to the message or not, what is known is that on [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#November 2007\|12 November 2007]], Chris first acknowledged 4chan when he made another edit to the "Chris-chan" article:		Evan never mentioned that he was from 4chan, so Chris likely found out about the site through a message sent by a [[White-Knights\|white-knight]]. An [[White knight e-mails#November 2007 .E2.80.94 ED alert\|e-mail]] on 5 November 2007 attempted to alert him to the ED page, and referred to the article as being created and written by the same people making fun of Chris on 4chan's /v/ board. Whether he paid any attention to the message or not, what is known is that on [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#November 2007\|12 November 2007]], Chris first acknowledged 4chan when he made another edit to the "Chris-chan" article:

	{{quote\|Christian Weston Chandler would like ED and 4chan to know the following: '''I will continue to Shove The True Facts From My Heart and Soul Down Your Throats, only until you take this WHOLE PAGE Down For Good.'''}}		{{quote\|Christian Weston Chandler would like ED and 4chan to know the following: '''I will continue to Shove The True Facts From My Heart and Soul Down Your Throats, only until you take this WHOLE PAGE Down For Good.'''}}
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	==The Fall of 4-cent_garbage: ''Sonichu'' #10==		==The Fall of 4-cent_garbage: ''Sonichu'' #10==
	[[File:Jason's Hexbox.jpg\|thumb\|Jason plots against Chris with his [[HEXBox]].]]		[[File:Jason's Hexbox.jpg\|thumb\|Jason plots against Chris with his [[HEXBox]].]]
	Upon Chris's return from the Time Void on 9 [[August 2007]], he immediately coordinates an attack on the 4-cent_garbage HQ, ordering Sonichu, Wild, [[Black Sonichu]], [[Punchy Sonichu]], and [[Son-Chu]] to meet him in front of the building. Chris arrives first as [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], and Jason and [[Beel]] lay a trap for him and try to steal his [[medallion]]. However, Chris discovers that the TRUE AND HONEST source of his Anchuent powers is his [[high school ring]], which he uses to retrieve the Medallion and free himself.		Upon Chris's return from the Time Void on 9 [[August 2007]], he immediately coordinates an attack on the 4-cent_garbage HQ, ordering Sonichu, Wild, [[Black Sonichu]], [[Punchy Sonichu]], and [[Son-Chu]] to meet him in front of the building. Chris arrives first as [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], and Jason and [[Beel]] lay a trap for him and try to steal his [[medallions\|medallion]]. However, Chris discovers that the TRUE AND HONEST source of his Anchuent powers is his [[high school ring]], which he uses to retrieve the Medallion and free himself.

	Later, when Chris's allies arrive, he orders Son-Chu to transform into a sound stage for [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]. Using the [[Gitar of Fail]], Chris then leads the band in a live performance of [[Revive Zordon]], and the intense power of their music begins to shake the building apart. Inside, Jason converts his throne into an escape pod, and flees with Kathleen, leaving the others behind. Jason declares that he is retiring from trolling, in order to settle down with Kathleen and live a normal life. Chris also takes the time to use Jason as a mouthpiece to condemn [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] for "slandering and torturing and innocent man", [[~~Hypocrisy~~\|even though that was what Jason was supposedly doing not two issues ago]]. Beel meanwhile decides to take shelter in the basement, explaining that he could not be killed and would simply be reassigned to [[Count Graduon]] once the building was destroyed, and Clyde and Jack, alone on the top floor and with no way out, choose to commit suicide by leaping down the elevator shaft together just as the building collapses, refusing to let themselves be killed by Chris.		Later, when Chris's allies arrive, he orders Son-Chu to transform into a sound stage for [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]. Using the [[Gitar of Fail]], Chris then leads the band in a live performance of [[Revive Zordon]], and the intense power of their music begins to shake the building apart. Inside, Jason converts his throne into an escape pod, and flees with Kathleen, leaving the others behind. Jason declares that he is retiring from trolling, in order to settle down with Kathleen and live a normal life. Chris also takes the time to use Jason as a mouthpiece to condemn [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] for "slandering and torturing and innocent man", [[Chris and hypocrisy\|even though that was what Jason was supposedly doing not two issues ago]]. Beel meanwhile decides to take shelter in the basement, explaining that he could not be killed and would simply be reassigned to [[Count Graduon]] once the building was destroyed, and Clyde and Jack, alone on the top floor and with no way out, choose to commit suicide by leaping down the elevator shaft together just as the building collapses, refusing to let themselves be killed by Chris.

	[[Twin Falling Towers\|The building then gives way and collapses, with 1,500 people still alive inside.]]		[[Twin Falling Towers\|The building then gives way and collapses, with 1,500 people still alive inside.]]
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	[[Honor roll\|Note that this only accounts for 1,375 people.]]		[[Honor roll\|Note that this only accounts for 1,375 people.]]

	Despite having just destroyed a building and killed between 100-350 innocent people, not to mention the injuries of at least 650 others, Chris then calls for the ambulances himself while he and his team of recolors help to rescue the survivors that they themselves had nearly killed. Afterwards, Chris then [[Chris and remorse\|weeps for the victims of his own mass murder]], whilst also maintaining that it was [[Chris and his ego\|the trolls' faults they were killed, because they made fun of him on the internet]].		Despite having just [[List of unheroic protagonist actions\|destroyed a building and killed between 100-350 innocent people]], not to mention the injuries of at least 650 others, Chris then calls for the ambulances himself while he and his team of recolors help to rescue the survivors that they themselves had nearly killed. Afterwards, Chris then [[Chris and remorse\|weeps for the victims of his own mass murder]], whilst also maintaining that it was [[Chris and his ego\|the trolls' faults they were killed, because they made fun of him on the internet]].

	Supposedly, destroying 4-cent_garbage's headquarters disabled its website as well, along with Encylcopedia Dramatica's website, such that both sites' data was irrevocably lost, and neither would ever be restored.		Supposedly, destroying 4-cent_garbage's headquarters disabled its website as well, along with Encylcopedia Dramatica's website, such that both sites' data was irrevocably lost, and neither would ever be restored.