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Master at 17:34, 22 June 2026

2026-06-22T17:34:00Z

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	[''[[sigh]]''] Okay, well this one's uh going out to uh Jerry from April. Just like um hm. Okay well, I'm just going to read this aloud. Just like it's advice. So, when you're on vacation with your spouse, only travel in the dead of winter. Go somewhere like the [[Ohio\|Symphony Hotel in Cincinnati]] and get separate rooms on separate floors. Or you go to Kansas City and one of you stays at The Truitt and the other the Cherry Warehouse. Take the public transit the entire time and sit separately from your spouse and meet fun people on the bus and invite them to your hotel. On the plane, your spouse sits in front of you and you sit in the back. Also, your emergency contact needs your- needs to be your strictly platonic friend. You take a swimsuit in the hot springs. Saaayy huhh wehhhh? Um hmm, okay obviously this topic as I've read this topic's arose. I kind of feel like um, uumm hmmmmmmmmmmm. Um, hehh. Okay, its like I probably should have read this sar-sarcastically. I mean, I don't really get it. I mean what was the question? You wanted me to just uh roast uh April did you want me to roast Jerry? Did he actually have uhh uh details like this? Did you just detail this type of plan and details? I mean, obviously I can agree like you know this is about, I mean you wanted to be [''mutters''] I mean sure if you want to be cheap about it but I mean damn its cold. So, I feel like its better to be traveling during the spring or summer really. Uhh hmm, no. You want rooms together? Come on. You want roo- I mean you're a couple! Come on! What's wrong with you?! Mmmmee? Is there cheating going on between with one of you? I don't get it. Maybe its just one, is Jerry flirting? [''shakes head no''] I just feel like [[Chris and censorship\|what the fyay, what the fyay?]] Hmmm? [''sigh''] Well, just its uh at this point, I mean it's neutral and I'll just assume to remain neutral about this. [''sigh''] But still hmm, obviously just, I don't get it. This is a roast, maybe you're just being dumb and silly. Just uh just tell me ho- just tell me how it is. I don't know, I don't get it but just hmmm I'm a little bit- I'm a bit- I'm confused. But it's okay. Just hm... heh heh heh okay. Yeah, just obviously hm. Well Jerry, you're being roasted by April by, you know, just all of this! I'm sorry I didn't quite- I couldn't get the joke this time. Oh, well. But still just whatever is happening or whatever is not happening regardless of this roast. Just both of you go forward with that which is light powered and good. And just stay in the same room! Summer oh- summer vacations or spring vacation! Maybe this public transit makes common sense. But sit together. Sit together with your spouse dude. '''And don't for other people! You two are a couple! No!''' I'm really serious about that. Okay? I'm still confused, just obviously just hmmmm. [''sigh''] [''murmurs''] Okay, I'll give you this just, but still both of you just, light powered, good, right. I mean just [''stress sigh''] I just pray you both are actually- this is uh this- this sense of words- this is all a joke. This is a roast, I'm taking it as a joke, but still just go forth- both of you [''stutters''] stay on light powered path in what feels and good and even holy in that matter okay. [''stress sigh''] Well have a good day both of you. Ahhhhhhh-ahhhhhhhhhh.		[''[[sigh]]''] Okay, well this one's uh going out to uh Jerry from April. Just like um hm. Okay well, I'm just going to read this aloud. Just like it's advice. So, when you're on vacation with your spouse, only travel in the dead of winter. Go somewhere like the [[Ohio\|Symphony Hotel in Cincinnati]] and get separate rooms on separate floors. Or you go to Kansas City and one of you stays at The Truitt and the other the Cherry Warehouse. Take the public transit the entire time and sit separately from your spouse and meet fun people on the bus and invite them to your hotel. On the plane, your spouse sits in front of you and you sit in the back. Also, your emergency contact needs your- needs to be your strictly platonic friend. You take a swimsuit in the hot springs. Saaayy huhh wehhhh? Um hmm, okay obviously this topic as I've read this topic's arose. I kind of feel like um, uumm hmmmmmmmmmmm. Um, hehh. Okay, its like I probably should have read this sar-sarcastically. I mean, I don't really get it. I mean what was the question? You wanted me to just uh roast uh April did you want me to roast Jerry? Did he actually have uhh uh details like this? Did you just detail this type of plan and details? I mean, obviously I can agree like you know this is about, I mean you wanted to be [''mutters''] I mean sure if you want to be cheap about it but I mean damn its cold. So, I feel like its better to be traveling during the spring or summer really. Uhh hmm, no. You want rooms together? Come on. You want roo- I mean you're a couple! Come on! What's wrong with you?! Mmmmee? Is there cheating going on between with one of you? I don't get it. Maybe its just one, is Jerry flirting? [''shakes head no''] I just feel like [[Chris and censorship\|what the fyay, what the fyay?]] Hmmm? [''sigh''] Well, just its uh at this point, I mean it's neutral and I'll just assume to remain neutral about this. [''sigh''] But still hmm, obviously just, I don't get it. This is a roast, maybe you're just being dumb and silly. Just uh just tell me ho- just tell me how it is. I don't know, I don't get it but just hmmm I'm a little bit- I'm a bit- I'm confused. But it's okay. Just hm... heh heh heh okay. Yeah, just obviously hm. Well Jerry, you're being roasted by April by, you know, just all of this! I'm sorry I didn't quite- I couldn't get the joke this time. Oh, well. But still just whatever is happening or whatever is not happening regardless of this roast. Just both of you go forward with that which is light powered and good. And just stay in the same room! Summer oh- summer vacations or spring vacation! Maybe this public transit makes common sense. But sit together. Sit together with your spouse dude. '''And don't for other people! You two are a couple! No!''' I'm really serious about that. Okay? I'm still confused, just obviously just hmmmm. [''sigh''] [''murmurs''] Okay, I'll give you this just, but still both of you just, light powered, good, right. I mean just [''stress sigh''] I just pray you both are actually- this is uh this- this sense of words- this is all a joke. This is a roast, I'm taking it as a joke, but still just go forth- both of you [''stutters''] stay on light powered path in what feels and good and even holy in that matter okay. [''stress sigh''] Well have a good day both of you. [[Light Power Aura Sphere\|Ahhhhhhh-ahhhhhhhhhh]].

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Master: /* Krissy's Birthday */

2026-06-06T05:25:38Z

Krissy's Birthday

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			{{quoteboxkiwi\|speaker=Chromeo\|I told Chris that it was my [[OC]]/"Niece" Krissy's birthday, and that her family lived on a [[Kiwi Farms\|farm]]. I'm sad he didn't mention the farm, but the singing at the end is gold. Worth the $35 lmao}}

	~~{{quoteboxkiwi\|speaker~~=~~Chromeo\|I told Chris~~ that ~~it was my [[OC]]/"Niece" Krissy~~'s ~~birthday~~, and that ~~her family lived~~ on ~~a [[Kiwi Farms\|farm]]~~. ~~I'm sad he didn't mention the farm, but the singing at the end is gold~~. ~~Worth the $35 lmao}}~~		===Transcript===
			Hm, okay well, this one is uh going out to uh Krissy from your aunt Charlotte. Yeah happy birthday to you there, girl. And uh she's hoping that your uh family's business is doing very well. But anyway, yep. Well, between you and Charlotte, both of you be blessed with that which is light powered and good. Continue on that said path as well. Ahhhhhhhh-ahhhhhh.

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Master: /* Chris Gets Clarity */

2026-06-06T05:19:10Z

Chris Gets Clarity

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	~~{{Transcript}}~~		Mmhm. Ah, okay well hm. This one's going out to uh Jerry yet again from uh April. So, I got some further clarification on here, but yeah, just hm sh- Okay. Well, I feel like this is a fairly good comment so, I'm just going to read this out. So, when you meet strange people on vacation with your spouse, you want to scare somebody by bringing oddballs to your room? Sheesh, don't have relations with them, obviously. But his character, wah no I'm not no with this. Even within a relationship, you don't want to scare the other partner. Meow, what's wrong with meow? Meow. [''Chris chuckles''] Also when you go on vacation with your platonic emergency contact who is your snot your spo- who is not your spouse. Sheesh. You can share a room with them in separate baids. Hmm. 10,000 ways in Santa Fe or Rancho La Puerta Mexico. If you're on vacation, your spouse isn't around. You go to a hospital, you don't need to tell them? I kind of feel like you should tell them? [''mumbles''] Ehhhhhh. I don't agree with this last statement, I really don't. Well, yeah. Well, maybe, like you know, donate blood obviously, but ehh I'm not going to say this other part out loud. Shish, ehhhh. [''stress sigh''] But yeah, you don't want to be selling yourself out like that. Just period. That's all I'm going to say in response to that last part. [''stutters''] That was a silly bunch of roastings there. That last one and then this one. Okay. Anyway, you both take care, be safe. Follow that which is light powered and good. And um yeah, maybe just um maybe give from my response to the things I've read so, at this point from both from, from you about all this just yeah. Maybe take that into consideration if you- in your future decisions blah blah blah blah this is where I fumbled my words again. Yeah, take care be good with that which is light powered, follow that light powered path. Okay? Ahhhhhh-ahhhhhh.

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Master: /* Krissy's Birthday */

2026-05-12T08:49:08Z

Krissy's Birthday

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Master: /* Chris Gets Confused */

2026-05-12T08:31:10Z

Chris Gets Confused

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	~~{{Transcript}}~~		[''[[sigh]]''] Okay, well this one's uh going out to uh Jerry from April. Just like um hm. Okay well, I'm just going to read this aloud. Just like it's advice. So, when you're on vacation with your spouse, only travel in the dead of winter. Go somewhere like the [[Ohio\|Symphony Hotel in Cincinnati]] and get separate rooms on separate floors. Or you go to Kansas City and one of you stays at The Truitt and the other the Cherry Warehouse. Take the public transit the entire time and sit separately from your spouse and meet fun people on the bus and invite them to your hotel. On the plane, your spouse sits in front of you and you sit in the back. Also, your emergency contact needs your- needs to be your strictly platonic friend. You take a swimsuit in the hot springs. Saaayy huhh wehhhh? Um hmm, okay obviously this topic as I've read this topic's arose. I kind of feel like um, uumm hmmmmmmmmmmm. Um, hehh. Okay, its like I probably should have read this sar-sarcastically. I mean, I don't really get it. I mean what was the question? You wanted me to just uh roast uh April did you want me to roast Jerry? Did he actually have uhh uh details like this? Did you just detail this type of plan and details? I mean, obviously I can agree like you know this is about, I mean you wanted to be [''mutters''] I mean sure if you want to be cheap about it but I mean damn its cold. So, I feel like its better to be traveling during the spring or summer really. Uhh hmm, no. You want rooms together? Come on. You want roo- I mean you're a couple! Come on! What's wrong with you?! Mmmmee? Is there cheating going on between with one of you? I don't get it. Maybe its just one, is Jerry flirting? [''shakes head no''] I just feel like [[Chris and censorship\|what the fyay, what the fyay?]] Hmmm? [''sigh''] Well, just its uh at this point, I mean it's neutral and I'll just assume to remain neutral about this. [''sigh''] But still hmm, obviously just, I don't get it. This is a roast, maybe you're just being dumb and silly. Just uh just tell me ho- just tell me how it is. I don't know, I don't get it but just hmmm I'm a little bit- I'm a bit- I'm confused. But it's okay. Just hm... heh heh heh okay. Yeah, just obviously hm. Well Jerry, you're being roasted by April by, you know, just all of this! I'm sorry I didn't quite- I couldn't get the joke this time. Oh, well. But still just whatever is happening or whatever is not happening regardless of this roast. Just both of you go forward with that which is light powered and good. And just stay in the same room! Summer oh- summer vacations or spring vacation! Maybe this public transit makes common sense. But sit together. Sit together with your spouse dude. '''And don't for other people! You two are a couple! No!''' I'm really serious about that. Okay? I'm still confused, just obviously just hmmmm. [''sigh''] [''murmurs''] Okay, I'll give you this just, but still both of you just, light powered, good, right. I mean just [''stress sigh''] I just pray you both are actually- this is uh this- this sense of words- this is all a joke. This is a roast, I'm taking it as a joke, but still just go forth- both of you [''stutters''] stay on light powered path in what feels and good and even holy in that matter okay. [''stress sigh''] Well have a good day both of you. Ahhhhhhh-ahhhhhhhhhh.

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Master at 03:59, 19 February 2026

2026-02-19T03:59:41Z

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Master at 22:10, 16 February 2026

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Hurtful Truth Level at 04:25, 15 February 2026

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Master: /* Krissy's Birthday */

2026-02-12T00:18:47Z

Krissy's Birthday

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	{{quoteboxkiwi\|speaker=Chromeo\|I told Chris that it was my OC/"Niece" Krissy's birthday, and that her family lived on a farm. I'm sad he didn't mention the farm, but the singing at the end is gold. Worth the $35 lmao}}		{{quoteboxkiwi\|speaker=Chromeo\|I told Chris that it was my [[OC]]/"Niece" Krissy's birthday, and that her family lived on a [[Kiwi Farms\|farm]]. I'm sad he didn't mention the farm, but the singing at the end is gold. Worth the $35 lmao}}

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Master: /* Krissy's Birthday */

2026-02-12T00:13:32Z

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