Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8 - Revision history

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	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> How much time... You've mentioned that several times, that you have to run errands for your family. Like, what do you have to do for them? What did you do yesterday? What... How... Like, are they having you break rocks with sledgehammers or something all day? Because you say it's like some huge, serious thing.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> How much time... You've mentioned that several times, that you have to run errands for your family. Like, what do you have to do for them? What did you do yesterday? What... How... Like, are they having you break rocks with sledgehammers or something all day? Because you say it's like some huge, serious thing.
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	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, well, they're old. I have to do chores for them. I have to do chores for them around the house. Like I had to even, I even shoveled snow to get the, to get the, to make a path for them and get the cars out. And my, and my car, it was stuck in, two front tires were stuck in their own dug grooves, and we finally, and finally got the car out of those two grooves today.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, well, they're old. I have to do [[Chris and work#Chores\|chores]] for them. I have to do chores for them around the house. Like I had to even, I even shoveled snow to get the, to get the, to make a path for them and get the cars out. And my, and my car, it was stuck in, two front tires were stuck in their own dug grooves, and we finally, and finally got the car out of those two grooves today.

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> So you've, like, been working on that solid, non-stop, just digging your car out? [''pause''] I mean... I live in Minnesota, you know, we get some bad snowstorms sometimes, and my car will just get completely buried in snow. And it...it might take me, like...in the worst-case scenario of storms, it might take me half an hour to dig enough snow out for my car to move. We usually don't get that much snow, though.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> So you've, like, been working on that solid, non-stop, just digging your car out? [''pause''] I mean... I live in Minnesota, you know, we get some bad snowstorms sometimes, and my car will just get completely buried in snow. And it...it might take me, like...in the worst-case scenario of storms, it might take me half an hour to dig enough snow out for my car to move. We usually don't get that much snow, though.
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	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Hey, hey Chris, did we get disconnected there?		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Hey, hey Chris, did we get disconnected there?

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [[~~Lies~~\|Yeah, 'fraid we did.]] It happens to me, between me and my, uh, gal-pal as well, in our conversations sometimes. Reception goes bad during this time of night.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [[List of Chris's lies\|Yeah, 'fraid we did.]] It happens to me, between me and my, uh, gal-pal as well, in our conversations sometimes. Reception goes bad during this time of night.

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Oh, okay. Well, uh, glad I got you back. Okay, well, we were talking about, uh, the chores you need to do, I think, in your house. So you're saying you clean your house up?		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Oh, okay. Well, uh, glad I got you back. Okay, well, we were talking about, uh, the chores you need to do, I think, in your house. So you're saying you clean your house up?
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	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> There are a few subjects on which I come up blank! Yes. I'll admit that.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> There are a few subjects on which I come up blank! Yes. I'll admit that.

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Okay. Um... Like... Um, someone wrote you a letter about your comments about homosexuals being bigoted and offensive, and you gave the stock response to that. Um, that seems like a huge Achilles' heel with you, is if people mention the word "homosexual." ~~Your~~ mind goes blank.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Okay. Um... Like... [''makes a "ch-ch-ch" sound''] Um, someone wrote you a letter about your comments about homosexuals being bigoted and offensive, and you gave the stock response to that. Um, that seems like a huge kind of Achilles' heel with you, is if people mention the word "homosexual," it's, your mind goes blank.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, yeah, of course, I could not think of an appropriate response to that letter.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, yeah, of course, I could not think of an appropriate response to that letter.

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FromtheWordsofBR at 05:59, 9 September 2024

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Cereally: /* Transcript */

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	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> ''Chris'', why do you not put effort into ''anything''?		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> ''Chris'', why do you not put effort into ''anything''?

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sudden anger''] ~~{{RageQuote\|~~I DO PUT EFFORT in every-, in everything!}}		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sudden anger''] '''I DO PUT EFFORT in every-, in everything!'''

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Everything?! No! I told you that your website was going to get taken down because of a lawsuit over a stolen character, and you did nothing. Y'know, I tell you you gotta upload pages and you do nothing. I tell you you gotta respond...		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Everything?! No! I told you that your website was going to get taken down because of a lawsuit over a stolen character, and you did nothing. Y'know, I tell you you gotta upload pages and you do nothing. I tell you you gotta respond...

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ~~{{RageQuote\|~~I am, I am working on the pages...!}}		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> '''I am, I am working on the pages...!'''

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> But you don't upload them!		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> But you don't upload them!

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ~~{{RageQuote\|~~Yes I will, yes I do, and I will!}}		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> '''Yes I will, yes I do, and I will!'''

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> No, "will" is different from "do." "Will" is the future tense, and it hasn't happened yet.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> No, "will" is different from "do." "Will" is the future tense, and it hasn't happened yet.

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	*[https://docs.google.com/open?id=0B6mRSOBYFcaBY2M3SW5ybWg0Q2s The original audio]		*[https://docs.google.com/open?id=0B6mRSOBYFcaBY2M3SW5ybWg0Q2s The original audio]
	*~~<s>~~[~~http~~://www.youtube.com/watch?v=~~UxfkNdoV3fM Youtube~~ version~~: part 1~~]~~</s> Dead link as of the 25th of August 2015.~~		*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKZogX_Q0BY YouTube version]

	{{AsperchuSaga}}		{{AsperchuSaga}}

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	*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxfkNdoV3fM Youtube version: part 1]</s> Dead link as of the 25th of August 2015.		*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxfkNdoV3fM Youtube version: part 1]</s> Dead link as of the 25th of August 2015.

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	Some of Chris's strangest psychological issues find prominent display here. For instance, his difficulty accepting the fact that his fictional characters are exactly that - fictional - leads to a bizarre passage where Alec is able to swamp him with guilt regarding the death of [[Simonla Rosechu]]. It takes several minutes for Chris to come up with a partial admission that his characters don't actually have a life of their own. Chris's repetition of the idiom "killing people left and right" suggests a very minor [[CWC-ism]] (Chris likes idioms).		Some of Chris's strangest psychological issues find prominent display here. For instance, his difficulty accepting the fact that his fictional characters are exactly that - fictional - leads to a bizarre passage where Alec is able to swamp him with guilt regarding the death of [[Simonla Rosechu]]. It takes several minutes for Chris to come up with a partial admission that his characters don't actually have a life of their own. Chris's repetition of the idiom "killing people left and right" suggests a very minor [[CWC-ism]] (Chris likes idioms).

	On more everyday topics, Chris claims to be spending some time lately cleaning up his family's [[14 Branchland Court\|disaster area of a house]], although there~~'s as yet no~~ corroborating evidence to confirm this. Of course, he describes simple household maintenance tasks in tones most people usually reserve for the torments of the damned. He also claims to have some 30 pages of his comic in the works for publication on his birthday, February 24, but can't come up with a decent explanation for why he wouldn't upload at least some of those pages sooner and maintain a more regular update schedule. (In the end, he managed to upload only 20 of the promised pages, and they arrived a day late.) When Alec tells Chris that he has seen the video tour of his house, Chris panics and mashes buttons on his phone in a desperate attempt to disconnect from the call. (How Chris [[Honor roll\|managed to believe that would disconnect the call and not simply pressing the "End" button]] is a mystery.)		On more everyday topics, Chris claims to be spending some time lately cleaning up his family's [[14 Branchland Court\|disaster area of a house]], [[Lies\|although there has never been any corroborating evidence to confirm this]]. Of course, he describes simple household maintenance tasks in tones most people usually reserve for the torments of the damned. He also claims to have some 30 pages of his comic in the works for publication on his birthday, February 24, but can't come up with a decent explanation for why he wouldn't upload at least some of those pages sooner and maintain a more regular update schedule. (In the end, he managed to upload only 20 of the promised pages, and they arrived a day late.) When Alec tells Chris that he has seen the video tour of his house, Chris panics and mashes buttons on his phone in a desperate attempt to disconnect from the call. (How Chris [[Honor roll\|managed to believe that would disconnect the call and not simply pressing the "End" button]] is a mystery.)

	Chris's fear of [[homos]]exuals seems to remain in effect, despite his recent claims of a change of heart on the subject. While at one point Chris says he now "sees them in a more positive light," he apparently still wants to see all the homos vaccinated and turned into decent, honest straight people. Chris claims that this will save them from going to hell, but he's unable to cite any scriptural or other basis for this belief. Alec points out that Chris is unfairly stereotyping homosexuals in the same way other people might stereotype autistics, a point that was likely lost on Chris two or three minutes after Alec made it.		Chris's fear of [[homos]]exuals seems to remain in effect, despite his recent claims of a change of heart on the subject. While at one point Chris says he now "sees them in a more positive light," he apparently still wants to see all the homos vaccinated and turned into decent, honest straight people. Chris claims that this will save them from going to hell, but he's unable to cite any scriptural or other basis for this belief. Alec points out that Chris is unfairly stereotyping homosexuals in the same way other people might stereotype autistics, a point that was likely lost on Chris two or three minutes after Alec made it.

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	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I can say I have not looked... I did not...		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I can say I have not looked... I did not...

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Chris, why do you not put effort into anything?		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> ''Chris'', why do you not put effort into ''anything''?

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sudden anger''] {{RageQuote\|I DO PUT EFFORT in every-, in everything!}}		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sudden anger''] {{RageQuote\|I DO PUT EFFORT in every-, in everything!}}

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Everything?! No! I told you that your website was going to get taken down because of a lawsuit over a stolen character, and you did nothing. I tell you you gotta upload pages and you do nothing. I tell you you gotta respond...		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Everything?! No! I told you that your website was going to get taken down because of a lawsuit over a stolen character, and you did nothing. Y'know, I tell you you gotta upload pages and you do nothing. I tell you you gotta respond...

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I am, I am working on the pages...		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> {{RageQuote\|I am, I am working on the pages...!}}

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> But you don't upload them!		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> But you don't upload them!

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes I will, yes I do, and I will!		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> {{RageQuote\|Yes I will, yes I do, and I will!}}

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> No, "will" is different from "do." "Will" is the future tense, and it hasn't happened yet.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> No, "will" is different from "do." "Will" is the future tense, and it hasn't happened yet.

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	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> That's over 30 now.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> That's over 30 now.

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Over 30. Really. How many days since you started that particular 30 pages.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Over 30. Really. How many days since you started that particular 30 pages? Has it been, like, what, two weeks? 15 days, around there?

	~~<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font>~~ Has it been, like, what, two weeks? 15 days, around there?

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Around there.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Around there.
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	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm going to upload all those, all those, all those pages, all the main pages in a bundle, in a bunch, on my birthday, which is next Wednesday.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm going to upload all those, all those, all those pages, all the main pages in a bundle, in a bunch, on my birthday, which is next Wednesday.

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Okay, well, until then I think I'll just keep uploading Sonichu Revolution, because I want to please your fans, even if you don't. Chris, why, why would you...		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Okay, well, until then I think I'll just keep uploading ''Sonichu Revolution'', because I want to please your fans, even if you don't. Chris, why, why would you...

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I gave my new, I put up a new page yesterday as well. The last page I had...		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I gave my new, I put up a new page yesterday as well. The last page I had...
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	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay, well, I apologize for that, and after we're done here I'll go to your bio page and learn, and learn with my mind when your birthday is.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay, well, I apologize for that, and after we're done here I'll go to your bio page and learn, and learn with my mind when your birthday is.

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Nah, you don't have to do that, don't worry about it. I'd rather you work on pages than go look up info about me. Because, you know, I actually don't know your birthday because I've been working on my pages rather than, you know, looking up your bio. Um, yeah, so, I do really have to recommend that you, um, begin uploading those 30 pages immediately. Like as soon as we're done with the call or whatever. It, just, get to work on it. Stay up all night if you have to. Get those pages up. Because, here's the thing about the way fans work. If you leave your fans in the dark for a week or two weeks or a month or however long, it really doesn't matter if you're partially completing something. Because if you don't put out any product, then your fans have nothing to work with. Have you ever heard of the game ''{{w\|Duke Nukem Forever}}?		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Nah, you don't have to do that, don't worry about it. I'd rather you work on pages than go look up info about me. Because, you know, I actually don't know your birthday because I've been working on my pages rather than, you know, looking up your bio. Um, yeah, so, I do really have to recommend that you, um, begin uploading those 30 pages immediately. Like as soon as we're done with the call or whatever. It, just, get to work on it. Stay up all night if you have to. Get those pages up. Because, here's the thing about the way fans work. If you leave your fans in the dark for a week or two weeks or a month or however long, it really doesn't matter if you're partially completing something. Because if you don't put out any product, then your fans have nothing to work with. Have you ever heard of the game ''{{w\|Duke Nukem Forever}}''?

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, I'm sorry, you said Duke Nukem Forever?		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, I'm sorry, you said ''Duke Nukem Forever''?

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Yeah. Well, you know the Duke Nukem video games? You ever played any of those?		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Yeah. Well, you know the ''Duke Nukem'' video games? You ever played any of those?

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, I have seen, I have seen samples of that game.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, I have seen, I have seen samples of that game.

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	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay, okay, well, why are you not satisfied?		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay, okay, well, why are you not satisfied?

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Mm. Well, there's a few reasons. First and foremost, you did not state all of the things that I told you to in your apology video. Like how Sonichu cannot make money in its current form and is a doomed franchise and you will need to start over with something original. You made no mention of that. ~~Already. Next~~, your last apology video was... ~~Well~~, "insincere" is kind of too lenient, if I called it that. It was just, it was just insulting. I mean, you obviously felt absolutely no remorse whatsoever. Even though you swore up and down to me when I talked to you that you did. But I'm pretty sure you just wanted to finish the phone call, and you thought that you could just read things off a list and that would please me. Oh, and then you hung up on me, I think like five or six times.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Mm. Well, there's a few reasons. First and foremost, you did not state all of the things that I told you to in your apology video. Like how Sonichu cannot make money in its current form and is a doomed franchise and you will need to start over with something original. You made no mention of that. Alrighty, next, your [[I am Alive\|last apology video]] was... well, "insincere" is kind of too lenient, if I called it that. It was just, it was just insulting. I mean, you obviously felt absolutely no remorse whatsoever. Even though you swore up and down to me when I talked to you that you did. But I'm pretty sure you just wanted to finish the phone call, and you thought that you could just read things off a list and that would please me. Oh, and then you hung up on me, I think like five or six times.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And I did, the last one I did apologize for that in the e-mail I sent you.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And I did, the last one I did apologize for that in the e-mail I sent you.
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	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> I'm sorry, I didn't know when your birthday was.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> I'm sorry, I didn't know when your birthday was.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, it's specifically stated on the, on my bio page on the CWCipedia, and in a couple other places. The 24th of February. 1982.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, it's specifically stated on the, on my bio page on the CWCipedia, and in a couple other places. The 24th of February, 1982.

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Hey, Chris. Chris. When is my birthday?		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Hey, Chris. Chris. When is my birthday?
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	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Well, Chris, Chris, it's on my bio page on the Asperpedia. Why wouldn't you know it?		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Well, Chris, Chris, it's on my bio page on the Asperpedia. Why wouldn't you know it?

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, I did not make an effort to study you, because...		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [[Chris and hypocrisy\|Well, I did not make an effort to study you, because...]]

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> I mean, if I'm supposed to know your page, don't you know mine? Chris, I'm kinda hurt.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> I mean, if I'm supposed to know your page, don't you know mine? Chris, I'm kinda hurt.
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	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay, well, I apologize for that, and after we're done here I'll go to your bio page and learn, and learn with my mind when your birthday is.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay, well, I apologize for that, and after we're done here I'll go to your bio page and learn, and learn with my mind when your birthday is.

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Nah, you don't have to do that, don't worry about it. I'd rather you work on pages than go look up info about me. Because, you know, I actually don't know your birthday because I've been working on my pages rather than, you know, looking up your bio. Um, yeah, so, I do really have to recommend that you, um, begin uploading those 30 pages immediately. Like as soon as we're done with the call or whatever. It, just, get to work on it. Stay up all night if you have to. Get those pages up. Because, here's the thing about the way fans work. If you leave your fans in the dark for a week or two weeks or a month or however long, it really doesn't matter if you're partially completing something. Because if you don't put out any product, then your fans have nothing to work with. Have you ever heard of the game ~~[[Wikipedia:Duke Nukem Forever~~\|Duke Nukem Forever]]?		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Nah, you don't have to do that, don't worry about it. I'd rather you work on pages than go look up info about me. Because, you know, I actually don't know your birthday because I've been working on my pages rather than, you know, looking up your bio. Um, yeah, so, I do really have to recommend that you, um, begin uploading those 30 pages immediately. Like as soon as we're done with the call or whatever. It, just, get to work on it. Stay up all night if you have to. Get those pages up. Because, here's the thing about the way fans work. If you leave your fans in the dark for a week or two weeks or a month or however long, it really doesn't matter if you're partially completing something. Because if you don't put out any product, then your fans have nothing to work with. Have you ever heard of the game ''{{w\|Duke Nukem Forever}}?

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, I'm sorry, you said Duke Nukem Forever?		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, I'm sorry, you said Duke Nukem Forever?
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	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Chris, um, how many, how many comic books and TV shows and movies and, you know, whatever other media have you seen where characters die? Do you think they're all bad?		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Chris, um, how many, how many comic books and TV shows and movies and, you know, whatever other media have you seen where characters die? Do you think they're all bad?

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes, well, well, yeah, they are bad, because that's just totally ~~fake~~. And plus, to do it in such a gory way is just terrifying. It's like any, it's like any of the [[Saw]] movies. It's especially like, especially like the first trap in Saw VI.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes, well, well, yeah, they are bad, because that's just totally sad. And plus, to do it in such a gory way is just terrifying. It's like any, it's like any of the ''[[Saw]]'' movies. It's especially like, especially like the first trap in ''{{w\|Saw VI}}''.

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Did you like those movies?		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Did you like those movies?
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	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> That was horrifying.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> That was horrifying.

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Did you like those movies, Chris? The Saw movies?		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Did you like those movies, Chris? The ''Saw'' movies?

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, I liked them, I mean I enjoyed the falling, the telling...		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, I liked them, I mean I enjoyed the falling, the telling...
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	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> He had nothing to lie about, he had nothing to lose. He was gonna kill himself.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> He had nothing to lie about, he had nothing to lose. He was gonna kill himself.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, well, I did not, I'm not the one that drew, that drew my car, my Autobot, to say that. I did not. You did that, pretending to be me, in a sense.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, well, I did not, I'm not the one that drew, that drew my car, my Autobot, to say that. I did not.

			<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Yeah, but I did.

			<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> You did that, pretending to be me, in a sense.

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> I wasn't pretending to be you.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> I wasn't pretending to be you.
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	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> You were pretending to be...		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> You were pretending to be...

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Chris, look up at the page. Do you see on the comic page where it says "Copyright 2010 Alec Benson Leary"? I'm pretty sure that shows that I was not pretending to be you.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Chris, look up at the page. Do you see on the comic page where it says "Copyright 2010 Alec Benson Leary"? I'm pretty sure that shows that I was not pretending to be you. I was actually trying to... [''Chris talks over him'']

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, well, still, you have no right, you have no right in killing a character that was originally mine, and that I have never said, have never said personally, had died. When a character dies, I will let every, I will let everybody know myself. Anybody else who, who makes up, who says outside of my jurisdiction, it's just a whole bunch of bogus baloney.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, well, still, you have no right, you have no right in killing a character that was originally mine, and that I have never said, have never said personally, had died. When a character dies, I will let every, I will let everybody know myself. Anybody else who, who makes up, who says outside of my jurisdiction, it's just a whole bunch of bogus baloney.
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	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Yes, that's correct.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Yes, that's correct.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, okay, well, I admit, I'm not sure really what the point I was trying to make there, I lost my train of thought.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, okay, well, I admit, [[Autism\|I'm not sure really what the point I was trying to make there]], I lost my train of thought.

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Okay, well, yeah. It's true that, yes, I spend a lot of time in school, and a lot of time at my job. And I, you know, and I have errands too. Not really for my family, I don't live with my family, but I do errands on my own.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Okay, well, yeah. It's true that, yes, I spend a lot of time in school, and a lot of time at my job. And I, you know, and I have errands too. Not really for my family, I don't live with my family, but I do errands on my own.
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	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Well, removing, removing homosexuality equals a world better. Explain that.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Well, removing, removing homosexuality equals a world better. Explain that.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Because there will be less risk of those people going to hell.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Because there will be less risk of those people going... to... hell.

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Hell?		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Hell?

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	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> They said when I, it was an e-mail, and that's in that where you just read about it, they called me bigoted.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> They said when I, it was an e-mail, and that's in that where you just read about it, they called me bigoted.

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> That's because you are bigoted. You want...		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> That's because you ''are'' bigoted. You want...

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I am not bigoted.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I am not bigoted.
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	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> So I would, I would, um, when you're in the absence of important information like that, I would think, just go with what you know. Go with what you see. And by that I mean, you know, you've never been attacked by a homosexual, they've never done anything evil to you.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> So I would, I would, um, when you're in the absence of important information like that, I would think, just go with what you know. Go with what you see. And by that I mean, you know, you've never been attacked by a homosexual, they've never done anything evil to you.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''pause''] Actually, yes, I was abused by one! A homosexual principal at my elementary school, slapped me on his lap, said some offensive, said some offensive things to me, and I felt uncomfortable, so I jumped off his lap and hid under his desk.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''pause''] [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School\|Actually, yes, I was abused by one!]] A homosexual principal at my elementary school, slapped me on his lap, said some offensive, said some offensive things to me, and I felt uncomfortable, so I jumped off his lap and hid under his desk.

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> What did he say to you?		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> What did he say to you?
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	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Please stop running away from me.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Please stop running away from me.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm not running away from you, I'm right here.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [[Autism\|I'm not running away from you, I'm right here.]]

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> [''snort''] I know you're not literally running away, but you're trying to end the conversation because I'm making you feel bad.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> [''snort''] I know you're not literally running away, but you're trying to end the conversation because I'm making you feel bad.
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	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''heavy sigh'']		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''heavy sigh'']

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Any little bit of stress and you run for the hills. You avoid anything unpleasant, even, even in cases where dealing with a small problem now will avert a very big problem later. You always choose the hard way.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Any little bit of stress and you run for the hills. You avoid anything unpleasant, even, even in cases where dealing with a small problem now will avert a very big problem later. You always choose the hard way, you choose to deal with the big problem that you could have avoided. Bad news is gonna happen, Chris, life is not all fun and games.

	~~<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> You~~ choose to deal with the big problem that you could have avoided. Bad news is gonna happen, Chris, life is not all fun and games.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, I'm sure, well, I'm sure that that's happened to you and you actually had to do that as well.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, I'm sure, well, I'm sure that that's happened to you and you actually had to do that as well.