Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9 - Revision history

FromtheWordsofBR at 05:04, 20 April 2026

2026-04-20T05:04:38Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 01:04, 20 April 2026
Line 481:		Line 481:
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> But yeah, it was supposed to be, it was, I learned in an article in today's ''Washington Post'' that, uh, that apparently it was meant as an attack on Sarah Parin, and I did not know that when I first heard that.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> But yeah, it was supposed to be, it was, I learned in an article in today's ''Washington Post'' that, uh, that apparently it was meant as an attack on Sarah Parin, and I did not know that when I first heard that.

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Sarah ~~P-A-L-I-N~~, actually.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Sarah ''Palin'', actually.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> But I was, at least I was, that was a general statement.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> But I was, at least I was, that was a general statement.

FromtheWordsofBR at 04:28, 12 November 2025

2025-11-12T04:28:40Z

FromtheWordsofBR at 07:58, 17 November 2024

2024-11-17T07:58:58Z

FromtheWordsofBR at 19:19, 10 November 2024

2024-11-10T19:19:02Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 15:19, 10 November 2024
Line 679:		Line 679:
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And also from, and also from...		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And also from, and also from...

	<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec:'''</font>I have you as a troll, and my comic kept going just fine.		<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec:'''</font> I have you as a troll, and my comic kept going just fine.

	<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris:'''</font> And also from...		<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris:'''</font> And also from...

Amanitie: New category

2024-09-27T13:08:45Z

New category

← Older revision		Revision as of 09:08, 27 September 2024
Line 714:		Line 714:
	{{FanChats}}		{{FanChats}}

	[[Category:~~Phone~~ calls]]		[[Category:Alec Benson Leary calls]]

FromtheWordsofBR at 02:19, 18 September 2024

2024-09-18T02:19:50Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 22:19, 17 September 2024
Line 319:		Line 319:
	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> You have no response, do you?		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> You have no response, do you?

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm thinking! Can I think? Sometimes my mind's a little slow.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm thinking! Can I think? Sometimes [[Slow-in-the-minds\|my mind's a little slow]].

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> You've had, like, how many years of worrying about copyright?		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> You've had, like, how many years of worrying about copyright?

FromtheWordsofBR at 21:29, 10 September 2024

2024-09-10T21:29:23Z

FromtheWordsofBR at 03:34, 9 September 2024

2024-09-09T03:34:47Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 23:34, 8 September 2024
Line 651:		Line 651:
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sigh''] That's another thing, you put them in the perspective of like, he's my job, it just makes me feel...		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sigh''] That's another thing, you put them in the perspective of like, he's my job, it just makes me feel...

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Well, you intend to make your huge money-making franchise, right? So yes, he is your job.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Well, you intend to make him your huge money-making franchise, right? So yes, he ''is'' your job.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.

Har0 Har0 at 18:28, 2 May 2024

2024-05-02T18:28:07Z

Har0 Har0: edited the "not your character" part of the transcript to be more in line with the subtitles of the call from Comprehensive History part 26

2024-05-02T18:15:55Z

edited the "not your character" part of the transcript to be more in line with the subtitles of the call from Comprehensive History part 26

← Older revision		Revision as of 14:15, 2 May 2024
Line 137:		Line 137:
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And, and I had... I said request of the, request of the killing of one of my characters...		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And, and I had... I said request of the, request of the killing of one of my characters...

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> ~~NOT YOUR CHARACTER.~~ Not, no, Simonla was not your character. She was Evan's.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Not your character! Not-- no, Simonla was not your character! She was Evan's.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, but anyway, with all the writing, with all the writing...		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, but anyway, with all the writing, with all the writing...

← Older revision		Revision as of 00:28, 12 November 2025
Line 55:		Line 55:
	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Yeah.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Yeah.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ~~Okay, it~~ could ~~maybe have~~ more obvious.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> You could've made that more obvious.

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Well, if you read the text it would have been obvious. You know.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Well, if you read the text it would have been obvious. You know.
Line 85:		Line 85:
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No, I did, I did...		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No, I did, I did...

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> [''Refusing to put up with Chris's bullshit excuses''] God Chris, I can't believe, I cannot believe you did this Chris. You, you know I thought that you were just, you know, kinda going "Yeah, uh-huh" just mouthing along and pretending to understand and saying what I wanted to hear to get me off the phone. And you know, I said that to you. I asked you, "Are you doing that?" And you said "No," you said no. You, you promised you understood, you would comply, you believed what I was saying. But then this trial comes along and what you're telling me right now is apparently my words went in one ear and out the other with you. And you think that, that me and Evan did something wrong to you. You think that you have done nothing wrong? Do you seriously believe that we are, you know, antagonists and that you are just a saint here?		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> [''Refusing to put up with Chris's bullshit excuses''] God Chris, I can't believe, I cannot believe you did this Chris. You, you know I thought that you were just, you know, kinda going "Yeah, uh-huh" just mouthing along and pretending to understand and saying what I wanted to hear to get me off the phone. And you know, I said that to you. I asked you, "Are you doing that?" And you said "No," you said no. You, you promised you understood, you would comply, you believed what I was saying. But then this trial comes along and what you're telling me right now is apparently my words went in one ear and out the other with you. And you think that, that me and Evan did something wrong to you. You think that you have done nothing wrong? Do you ''seriously'' believe that we are, you know, antagonists and that you are just a saint here?

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hmmm. Let me think about that a moment. To ask my question best.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hmmm. Let me think about that a moment. To ask my question best.

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Okay, well, while you're thinking about it, remember: Don't tell me the answer that you think I want to hear. Tell me what you really believe. That's the answer that I actually want to hear, is what you really believe.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Okay, well, whi-whi... whi-while you're thinking about it, remember: Don't tell me the answer that you think I want to hear. Tell me what you really believe. That's the answer that I actually want to hear, is what you really believe.

	[''Tense pause. Chris is watching South Park in the background.'']		[''Tense pause. Chris is watching [[South Park]] in the background.'']

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> You know, I'm looking at... Uh, the page here where you had like 10 people simultaneously electrocute me. Sonichu says [''wimpy voice''] "Oh I'm not gay!"		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> You know, I'm looking at... Uh, the page here where you had like 10 people simultaneously electrocute me. Sonichu says [''wimpy voice''] "Oh I'm not gay!"
Line 115:		Line 115:
	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> No! No. Why? Why would you have anger against me? If I explained...		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> No! No. Why? Why would you have anger against me? If I explained...

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> One, uh, one big reason is continuing the adverts, continuing the blasphemous advertisements on my CWCipedia against me~~. Those are like..~~.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> One, uh, one big reason is continuing the adverts, continuing the blasphemous advertisements on my CWCipedia against me.

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> [''~~shouting~~ over ~~Chris~~''] ~~Oh, really?~~ Hey, hey, hey, do you remember when I explained to you...		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Oh, really? [''Chris keeps talking, Alec has to shout over him''] Hey, hey, hey, do you remember when I explained to you...

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ~~Especially~~, especially the ones declaring my birthday as Asperchu Day...		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Those are like... especially, especially the ones declaring my birthday as Asperchu Day...

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> HEY! Chris. Chris! Do you remember when I explained to you last time that my ads are staying up there because you completely insulted me, and didn't respect what I wanted you to do in the apology video? But what you're saying me now is, you think that the ads are an attack on you. You're just completely forgetting what I told you before. Or maybe you're not forgetting it, maybe you're just choosing to disregard it. They were a direct consequence of your actions. You had the power to get rid of the ads and you did nothing. So how can you be mad at me for having the ads up? [''pause''] When I gave you several ways out, and you didn't take them?		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> HEY! Chris? Chris. Chris! Do you remember when I explained to you last time that my ads are staying up there because you completely insulted me, and didn't respect what I wanted you to do in the apology video? But yet, what you're saying me now is, you think that the ads are an attack on you. You're just completely forgetting what I told you before. Or maybe you're not forgetting it, maybe you're just choosing to disregard it. They were a direct consequence of your actions. You had the power to get rid of the ads and you did nothing. So how can you be mad at me for having the ads up? [''pause''] When I gave you several ways out, and you didn't take them?

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, at least I, at least I, when, at least I went by your request and put, and hand-wrote all the apologies and everything, and killed Simonla.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, at least I, at least I, when, at least I went by your request and put, and hand-wrote all the apologies and everything, and killed Simonla.
Line 537:		Line 537:
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ...and, what is, God does want, one of the things God wants us to do is not to worry about every single detail.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ...and, what is, God does want, one of the things God wants us to do is not to worry about every single detail.

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> But you worry about every single... Oh, no, no, okay, no, that's not how it works. God wants you to follow the rules that he lays down. God wants you to try to be a good person. You don't even try to be a good person. You are completely selfish, and you do whatever you want, and you demand that other people go out of your way for you, to do things as you want them to. And then when someone starts pestering you, you offer a superficial apology and hope that smooths it all over. And then you draw a comic, you know, negating even that simple apology, where you threaten people and murder them in your comic. Thereby proving that you were just lying to the person who, you know, thought that you actually understood the point he was trying to get across. God condemns lying, you know.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> But ''you'' worry about every single... Oh, no, no, okay, no, that's not how it works, alright? God wants you to follow the rules that he lays down. God wants you to try to be a good person. You don't even try to be a good person. You are completely selfish, and you do whatever you want, and you demand that other people go out of your way for you, to do things as you want them to. And then when someone starts pestering you, you offer a superficial apology and hope that smooths it all over. And then you draw a comic, you know, negating even that simple apology, where you threaten people and murder them in your comic. Thereby proving that you were just lying to the person who, you know, thought that you actually understood the point he was trying to get across. God condemns lying, you know.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''frustrated sigh'']		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''frustrated sigh'']
Line 551:		Line 551:
	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> [''loud clap; probably Alec facepalming''] Yes, they ''happened'', Chris, but your ''responses'' were lies. I know the phone calls happened in reality.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> [''loud clap; probably Alec facepalming''] Yes, they ''happened'', Chris, but your ''responses'' were lies. I know the phone calls happened in reality.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hm. Anyway, uh, let me get back, anyway, uh, I don't mean to ~~be all~~, but I want to get back to an early, to the earlier topic about, uh, what's wrong with you making a parody of a parody. Okay, well, okay, well, take a cue from what they did in one episode of ''[[Adult Swim\|Robot Chicken]]''.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hm. Anyway, uh, let me, uh, get back, anyway, uh, I don't mean to go off-topic, but I want to get back to an early, to the earlier topic about, uh, [<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Sure.] what's wrong with you making a parody of a parody. Okay, well, okay, well, take a cue from what they did in one episode of ''[[Adult Swim\|Robot Chicken]]''.

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> I don't watch ''Robot Chicken'', so this reference means nothing to me.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> I don't watch ''Robot Chicken'', so this reference means nothing to me.

← Older revision		Revision as of 03:58, 17 November 2024
Line 45:		Line 45:
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I spent it with my family. Yeah.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I spent it with my family. Yeah.

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Well, yeah, I saw the pages you got uploaded today. Um, yeah... Uh... What's up with that trial, Chris? That was kinda like, that was kind of, uh, out of left field. That was... I didn't expect that at all.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Well, yeah, I saw the pages you got uploaded today. Um, yeah... Uh... What's up with that [[Sonichu 10#Trial of the Asperpedia Four\|trial]], Chris? That was kinda like, that was kind of, uh, out of left field. That was... I didn't expect that at all.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, well, you drew, you drew, you, uh, drew me, you drew, you drew me in a set- in a setup of, uh, the, of uh, being beared false witness from uh, from your, from your parody of my Sonichu. In, uh, comparison of uh, that, of the [[Liquid Chris\|other Chris]] being the real one and not me, which I was the real deal. And then you set me on fire. And then recently, you per-, you portrayed me getting my head getting chopped off with a sawblade! With gory detail!		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, well, you drew, you drew, you, uh, drew me, you drew, you drew me in a set- in a setup of, uh, the, of uh, being beared false witness from uh, from your, from your parody of my Sonichu. In, uh, comparison of uh, that, of the [[Liquid Chris\|other Chris]] being the real one and not me, which I was the real deal. And then you set me on fire. And then recently, you per-, you portrayed me getting my head getting chopped off with a sawblade! With gory detail!
Line 381:		Line 381:
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And that, and that celebration could be, celeb-, could be accepted in America.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And that, and that celebration could be, celeb-, could be accepted in America.

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Well, why? Why would Americans celebrate Mexico's... uh, history? Americans have the fourth of July, that's when we celebrate our history. We have Flag Day too, like June 16th I think?		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Well, why? Why would Americans celebrate Mexico's... uh, history? Americans have the fourth of July, that's when we celebrate our history. We have Flag Day too, like June 16th, I think?

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> That's about, uh, I think that's about right.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> That's about, uh, I think that's about right.
Line 401:		Line 401:
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sigh''] It's like we need more, it's like we need more reminders to love and care about each other.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sigh''] It's like we need more, it's like we need more reminders to love and care about each other.

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Valentine's Day is a Hallmark holiday, sponsored by corporations to sell shitty gift cards and disgusting fake sugar candies. It's not about love. It's just a stupid corporate holiday. If you want, if you want to really celebrate love, you can do it at any time. You don't need a holiday.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Valentine's Day is a {{w\|Hallmark holiday}}, sponsored by corporations to sell shitty gift cards and disgusting fake sugar candies. It's not about love. It's just a stupid corporate holiday. If you want, if you want to really celebrate love, you can do it at any time. You don't need a holiday.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> It's to help us, help remind us to do so constant-, on a more constant basis.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> It's to help us, help remind us to do so constant-, on a more constant basis.
Line 445:		Line 445:
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And then brutally killing, killing us off like you did...		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And then brutally killing, killing us off like you did...

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> You brutally killed me.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> [[Chris and hypocrisy\|You brutally killed me.]]

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And then, and selling, and sexually expliciting us like that.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And then, and selling, and sexually expliciting us like that.
Line 455:		Line 455:
	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Oh, so that makes it okay for you to do anything? Chris, how many times... Okay, okay, you accuse me of making a parody, and I can't even begin to count the number of times I told you Asperchu's not a parody, but you accuse me of making a parody like it's such an evil thing, um, how many times have you fallen back on describing Sonichu as a parody of Sonic and Pikachu, when people ask you? And when you do it, it's a good thing, you use it as a defense against attacks by Nintendo and Sega and other companies. Why is it, when you think someone else is parodying you, um, shit hits the fan? Why is that, Chris?		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Oh, so that makes it okay for you to do anything? Chris, how many times... Okay, okay, you accuse me of making a parody, and I can't even begin to count the number of times I told you Asperchu's not a parody, but you accuse me of making a parody like it's such an evil thing, um, how many times have you fallen back on describing Sonichu as a parody of Sonic and Pikachu, when people ask you? And when you do it, it's a good thing, you use it as a defense against attacks by Nintendo and Sega and other companies. Why is it, when you think someone else is parodying you, um, shit hits the fan? Why is that, Chris?

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, for one thing, you have por-, you definitely have portrayed a sense of retardedness and stupidity and even worse in that sense. And then used, that came from me and my pages, and the videos, and put them in your book. Like, you definitely drew a dildo and a sports bra as among one of the things, as among two things that Asperchu was digging out of his chest in the first book.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, for one thing, you have por-, you definitely have portrayed a sense of retardedness and stupidity and even worse in that sense. And then used, that came from me and my pages, and the videos, and put them in your book. Like, you definitely drew a [[dildo]] and a [[Muscle bra\|sports bra]] as among one of the things, as among two things that Asperchu was digging out of his chest in the first book.

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Have you ever seen ''Team America''? You remember that movie?		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Have you ever seen ''Team America''? You remember that movie?
Line 513:		Line 513:
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And torment and slanders and cursings.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And torment and slanders and cursings.

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Oh, what torment and slander and cursing? Hey, Chris, okay, okay, you don't like slander? What about all the lies you've told about me? What about, okay, remember a while ago you made a video trying to [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L\|hypnotize people into hating Asperchu]]? Like you spoke in backwards Spanish or something? Remember when you cursed me with the death threats?		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Oh, what torment and slander and cursing? Hey, Chris, okay, okay, you don't like slander? What about all the lies you've told about me? What about, okay, remember a while ago you made a video trying to [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L\|hypnotize people into hating Asperchu]]? Like you spoke in backwards Spanish or something? Remember when you [[Down with Asperchu\|cursed me]] [[12 January 2010\|with the]] [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke\|death threats]]?

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And I apologized for that.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And I apologized for that.

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> No, no, no, no, not, no, you're not getting away with that bullshit excuse this time, Chris. Okay? You can't just do things, do horrible things, and then offer a fake apology afterwards. That's not okay. That's not what apology is. You know, you claim to be a Christian, this is really, do you really think this is what God wants his children to do?		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> No, no, no, no, not, no, you're not getting away with that bullshit excuse this time, Chris. Okay? You can't just do things, do horrible things, and then offer a fake apology afterwards. That's not okay. That's not what apology is. You know, you [[Chris and religion\|claim to be a Christian]], this is really, do you really think this is what God wants his children to do?

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hm. You're right, it is not something that, uh, God would like.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hm. You're right, it is not something that, uh, God would like.
Line 571:		Line 571:
	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> You probably shouldn't, 'cause there's gore in it, and I know how much you hate that.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> You probably shouldn't, 'cause there's gore in it, and I know how much you hate that.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I don't mind, I don't mind gore, up to a certain point.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I don't mind, [[Saw\|I don't mind gore]], up to a certain point.

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Well, obviously, given how gory your murder of me was. But, okay, I'm still having a little trouble understanding why, um, parody is okay when you do it, but not okay when someone else does it.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Well, obviously, given how gory your murder of me was. But, okay, I'm still having a little trouble understanding why, um, parody is okay when you do it, but not okay when someone else does it.
Line 585:		Line 585:
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And made him look even more stupid and more retarded, and actually brutally killed him in all the blood and gory detail! Or had him sexually raped in a prison cell of all dudes! How would you feel if you saw that?		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And made him look even more stupid and more retarded, and actually brutally killed him in all the blood and gory detail! Or had him sexually raped in a prison cell of all dudes! How would you feel if you saw that?

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Uh, I don't think I'd give a shit, honestly. I mean, if it was well-done, I might kinda laugh at it. If it was meant to be a funny parody. See, I don't take myself ~~completely,~~ I don't take myself completely seriously like you do. I can laugh at my own foibles and I can laugh at the foibles of my comic. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Uh, I don't think I'd give a shit, honestly. I mean, if it was well-done, I might kinda laugh at it. If it was, y'know, meant to be a funny parody of me. See, I don't take myself complete... [''Chris tries to interrupt''] I don't take myself completely seriously like you do. I can laugh at my own foibles and I can laugh at the foibles of my comic. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''pause''] That is...a theory, yes. Though I am not one hundred per-, I'll, that is, a, a previous...		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''pause''] That is...a theory, yes. Though I am not one hundred per-, I'll, that is, a, a previous...
Line 603:		Line 603:
	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> -See that at least half of it is just you attacking trolls... I mean, the comic's not even really about Sonichu. It's about you, and it's about your war against trolls.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> -See that at least half of it is just you attacking trolls... I mean, the comic's not even really about Sonichu. It's about you, and it's about your war against trolls.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, that's to be undone because, because I, because I have just, after I finish with book number 10 I will be making less appearances in the book~~...~~		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, that's to be undone because, because I, because I have just, after I finish with book number 10, I will be making less appearances in the book, and--in the books, and then, and now it will be more about Sonichu.

	~~<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font>~~-in the books, and then, and now it will be more about Sonichu.

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Are you gonna do that reboot that we talked about?		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Are you gonna do that reboot that we talked about?
Line 629:		Line 627:
	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> So you went back on your word again.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> So you went back on your word again.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''angry''] Well, I overestimated myself!		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''angry''] [[Chris and negligence#Art\|Well, I overestimated myself!]]

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> What do you mean, "overestimated"? You said you had like 30 drawn and ready to be Photoshopped.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> What do you mean, "overestimated"? You said you had like 30 drawn and ready to, y'know, be Photoshopped.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, just accept the fact that I had, I finished book number 10, and I had them all ready for Photoshop, and I uploaded them.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, just accept the fact that I had, I finished book number 10, and I had them all ready for Photoshop, and I uploaded them.
Line 647:		Line 645:
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And I had to go out, and I had to go with my family to a restaurant to celebrate my birthday.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And I had to go out, and I had to go with my family to a restaurant to celebrate my birthday.

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Sonichu is your ''job'', Chris!		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> ''Sonichu'' is your ''job'', Chris!

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sigh''] That's another thing, you put them in the perspective of like, he's my job, it just makes me feel...		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sigh''] That's another thing, you put them in the perspective of like, he's my job, it just makes me feel...

← Older revision		Revision as of 17:29, 10 September 2024
Line 423:		Line 423:
	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> But you think that you're such an important person that your birthday should be a holiday. Admit it. It's about [[Chris and his ego\|your ego]].		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> But you think that you're such an important person that your birthday should be a holiday. Admit it. It's about [[Chris and his ego\|your ego]].

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sigh''] Hm. I partially agree with you on that, but it's actually a lot more than just quote unquote ego.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sigh''] Hm. I partially agree with you on that, but it's actually a lot more than just quote unquote "ego".

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> What, what more could it be?		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> What, what more could it be?
Line 523:		Line 523:
	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Yeah, well, you're not a Christian.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Yeah, well, you're not a Christian.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''shifts to a grim, offended tone''] I am a Christian. I am a baptized practicing Methodist...		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''shifts to a grim, offended tone''] .....I am a Christian. I am a baptized practicing Methodist...

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> No, no you're not. You don't practice... ~~Baptism~~ doesn't mean shit. You don't even try to practice what Christianity teaches.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> ''No'', no, you're not! You don't practice... no, baptism doesn't mean ''shit.'' You don't even ''try'' to practice what Christianity teaches.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, for one thing, I don't have a total understanding of all the rules, and, uh...		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, for one thing, I don't have a total understanding of all the rules, and, uh...
Line 531:		Line 531:
	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Well, you can't be a very good Christian if you don't understand the rules.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Well, you can't be a very good Christian if you don't understand the rules.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Of course, there's a whole ~~lots of,~~ to memorize~~, and~~, and it's...		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Of course, there's a whole lot to memorize, and it's, and... and it's--

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> [''mockingly''] Yeah, religion is hard, isn't it?		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> [''mockingly''] Yeah, religion is hard, isn't it?
Line 541:		Line 541:
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''frustrated sigh'']		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''frustrated sigh'']

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Admit that you lied to me when you said, when you agreed with me that you didn't have a right to use Simonla~~. Admit~~ that you have always believed that Simonla is yours.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Admit that you lied to me when you said, when you agreed with me that you didn't have a right to use Simonla; admit that you have always believed that Simonla is yours.

	<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris:'''</font> [''long pause''] I'll admit...that.		<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris:'''</font> [''long pause''] I'll admit...that.
Line 547:		Line 547:
	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Oh, okay. Okay, good, so all of our previous calls were just lies, then.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Oh, okay. Okay, good, so all of our previous calls were just lies, then.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Not, no, not, no, they actually happened.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Not, no, not, [[Autism\|no, they actually happened.]]

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> [''loud clap; probably Alec facepalming''] Yes, they ''happened'', Chris, but your ''responses'' were lies. I know the phone calls happened in reality.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> [''loud clap; probably Alec facepalming''] Yes, they ''happened'', Chris, but your ''responses'' were lies. I know the phone calls happened in reality.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hm. Anyway, uh, let me get back, anyway, uh, I don't mean to be all, but I want to get back to an early, to the earlier topic about, uh, what's wrong with you making a parody of a parody. Okay, well, okay, well, take a cue from what they did in one episode of ''Robot Chicken''.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hm. Anyway, uh, let me get back, anyway, uh, I don't mean to be all, but I want to get back to an early, to the earlier topic about, uh, what's wrong with you making a parody of a parody. Okay, well, okay, well, take a cue from what they did in one episode of ''[[Adult Swim\|Robot Chicken]]''.

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> I don't watch ''Robot Chicken'', so this reference means nothing to me.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> I don't watch ''Robot Chicken'', so this reference means nothing to me.

← Older revision		Revision as of 14:28, 2 May 2024
Line 355:		Line 355:
	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Well, why do you think that your birthday should be a holiday in the first place?		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Well, why do you think that your birthday should be a holiday in the first place?

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, it, well, once, when it is a, it is a holiday in Mexico. ~~They~~ should be equally important ~~holidays~~ in America.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, it, well, once, when it is a, it is a holiday in Mexico. So it should be an equally important holiday in America.

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> It's, okay, it's Mexican Flag Day. In Mexico. Mexico has, I dunno, what, like 40 million citizens, something like that? So, are you really saying that Mexican Flag Day is no more important than your birthday? Should 40 million Americans, or more, be celebrating your birthday?		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> It's, okay, it's Mexican Flag Day. In Mexico. Mexico has, I dunno, what, like 40 million citizens, something like that? So, are you really saying that Mexican Flag Day is no more important than your birthday? Should 40 million Americans, or more, be celebrating your birthday?
Line 369:		Line 369:
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I never said that. And I never said that anybody should celebrate my birthday on that day.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I never said that. And I never said that anybody should celebrate my birthday on that day.

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Chris, um, your first response when I asked you, like 90 seconds ago, I asked you, "Why should your birthday be a holiday?" And you said, "Well, it's a holiday in Mexico, therefore it should be of equal importance in America." That is exactly what you said.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Chris, um, your first response when I asked you, y'know like 90 seconds ago, I asked you, y'know "Why should your birthday be a holiday?" And you said, "Well, it's a holiday in Mexico, therefore it should be of equal importance in America." That is exactly what you said.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.
Line 377:		Line 377:
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, it can be better.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, it can be better.

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> It can be better?! It's a day for 110 million Mexicans to celebrate the freedom of their country!		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> It can be better?! It's a 100-- It's a day for 110 million Mexicans to celebrate the freedom of their country!

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And that, and that celebration could be, celeb-, could be accepted in America.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And that, and that celebration could be, celeb-, could be accepted in America.

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Well, why? Why would Americans celebrate Mexico's history? Americans have the fourth of July, that's when we celebrate our history. We have Flag Day too, like June 16 I think?		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Well, why? Why would Americans celebrate Mexico's... uh, history? Americans have the fourth of July, that's when we celebrate our history. We have Flag Day too, like June 16th I think?

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> That's about, uh, I think that's about right.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> That's about, uh, I think that's about right.
Line 387:		Line 387:
	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Yeah. So we already have a Flag Day.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> Yeah. So we already have a Flag Day.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> But still, I mean, we have these, we have the, the ~~Messicans~~ in America.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> But still, I mean, we have these, we have the, the Mexicans in America.

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> And I'm sure they can celebrate Flag Day.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Alec:'''</font> And I'm sure they can celebrate Flag Day.