Allison Amber - Revision history

WarnerBro at 21:17, 27 February 2026

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	Writing this part of the story must have forced Chris to give serious thought to his fictional duties as Mayor, in light of the events of [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu'' #4]], where he was shown mostly sitting around in various shops and [[Restaurants\|fast food places]] eating junk food and hoping that women would notice him. Typical of Chris's thought process, he quickly realized the solution to this plot hole: he has his secretary do everything for him.		Writing this part of the story must have forced Chris to give serious thought to his fictional duties as Mayor, in light of the events of [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu'' #4]], where he was shown mostly sitting around in various shops and [[Restaurants\|fast food places]] eating junk food and hoping that women would notice him. Typical of Chris's thought process, he quickly realized the solution to this plot hole: he has his secretary do everything for him.

	Enter Allison Amber, a former movie star who ''"retired early to pursue her dream of being the aide of a big cheese like [Chris]."<ref name=sonichu6 />'' This would be an interesting premise, except Chris has no interest in exploring the irony of a successful movie star aspiring to be a humble Mayor's aide. Instead, this seems to just be more window dressing for Chris's fantasy life of having the ultimate goal of [[Women's ~~Rights~~\|all women being submissive to him]]. Not only does he have [[Chris-Chan Sonichu\|super powers]] and rule a whole city like a king, but he's also got an ex-movie star handling his paperwork.		Enter Allison Amber, a former movie star who ''"retired early to pursue her dream of being the aide of a big cheese like [Chris]."<ref name=sonichu6 />'' This would be an interesting premise, except Chris has no interest in exploring the irony of a successful movie star aspiring to be a humble Mayor's aide. Instead, this seems to just be more window dressing for Chris's fantasy life of having the ultimate goal of [[Women's rights\|all women being submissive to him]]. Not only does he have [[Chris-Chan Sonichu\|super powers]] and rule a whole city like a king, but he's also got an ex-movie star handling his paperwork.

	Allison is around Chris's age and [[Chris and race\|white]]. Fans wondered why Chris wouldn't just go out with her instead of getting arrested for loitering at [[Get-Tar Region\|Target]], so Chris established that Allison is currently "in a relationship with her... ugh... [[JERKS\|boyfriend]]."<ref name=sonichu6 /> Observers at first assumed that Chris still had too much pride to create a fictitious sexual partner for himself, but such optimism has since been [[Lovely Weather\|scuttled]].		Allison is around Chris's age and [[Chris and race\|white]]. Fans wondered why Chris wouldn't just go out with her instead of getting arrested for loitering at [[Get-Tar Region\|Target]], so Chris established that Allison is currently "in a relationship with her... ugh... [[JERKS\|boyfriend]]."<ref name=sonichu6 /> Observers at first assumed that Chris still had too much pride to create a fictitious sexual partner for himself, but such optimism has since been [[Lovely Weather\|scuttled]].
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	In addition to clerical work, Allison also prepared a cell phone and credit card for Patti to use in her new life in CWCville. Chris instructed Patti to call either himself or Allison in case of emergencies, so it's a safe bet Allison's the one who's actually going to have to look after Patti and pick up her shit.<ref name=sonichu6 />		In addition to clerical work, Allison also prepared a cell phone and credit card for Patti to use in her new life in CWCville. Chris instructed Patti to call either himself or Allison in case of emergencies, so it's a safe bet Allison's the one who's actually going to have to look after Patti and pick up her shit.<ref name=sonichu6 />

	In [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu'' #7]], Chris was stranded indefinitely in the [[Time Void]]. Upon learning this, [[Rosechu]] indicated that Allison would be able to "handle city decisions" in his absence, making her the ''de facto'' Acting Mayor. She appeared again in [[Sonichu 8\|''Sonichu'' #8]], apparently weary of her newfound responsibilities, because apparently it's too much for a mere woman to handle. Her final appearance so far is in [[Sonichu 10\|''Sonichu'' #10]], where she, along with [[Bill the Scientist]] and [[Kel]], takes part in the execution of Sean, the three of them shooting him for "target practice" as a firing squad. Either Allison moonlights as an executioner, or was dragged into the situation by Chris to demonstrate her loyalty to the regime.		In [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu'' #7]], Chris was stranded indefinitely in the [[Time Void]]. Upon learning this, [[Rosechu]] indicated that Allison would be able to "handle city decisions" in his absence, making her the ''de facto'' Acting Mayor. She appeared again in [[Sonichu 8\|''Sonichu'' #8]], apparently weary of her newfound responsibilities, because apparently, it's too much for a mere woman to handle. Her final appearance so far is in [[Sonichu 10\|''Sonichu'' #10]], where she, along with [[Bill the Scientist]] and [[Kel]], takes part in the execution of Sean, the three of them shooting him for "target practice" as a firing squad. Either Allison moonlights as an executioner, or she was dragged into the situation by Chris to demonstrate her loyalty to the regime.

	In the [[CWCipedia]], Chris clarifies that Allison has actually been Vice-Mayor the whole time, but apparently because she's a [[Women's ~~Rights~~\|woman]] she has to settle for the lowly title of Secretary. Chris also clarifies that "NO FAVORS OF ANY KIND WENT ON Between [him] and her," correctly deducing that we would all assume he would use his authority as mayor to force himself on the nearest pretty girl. Oh, and this information all appears on the [[BILLY MAYS]] article, because Chris won't waste the time to create a CWCipedia article on a woman [[Rosechu\|unless constantly pressured]].<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20130416020815/https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=BILLY_MAYS old CWCki article archive]</ref>		In the [[CWCipedia]], Chris clarifies that Allison has actually been Vice-Mayor the whole time, but apparently because she's a [[Women's rights\|woman]] she has to settle for the lowly title of Secretary. Chris also clarifies that "NO FAVORS OF ANY KIND WENT ON Between [him] and her," correctly deducing that we would all assume he would use his authority as mayor to force himself on the nearest pretty girl. Oh, and this information all appears on the [[BILLY MAYS]] article, because Chris won't waste the time to create a CWCipedia article on a woman [[Rosechu\|unless constantly pressured]].<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20130416020815/https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=BILLY_MAYS old CWCki article archive]</ref>

	Allison was promoted to Mayor sometime between 2015's Sonichu 11 pages and 2017, when Chris declared [[CWCville]] to be a sanctuary city in the wake of President [[Pmurt]] being sworn into office.<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#CWCville is a sanctuary city]]</ref>		Allison was promoted to Mayor sometime between 2015's Sonichu 11 pages and 2017, when Chris declared [[CWCville]] to be a sanctuary city in the wake of President [[Pmurt]] being sworn into office.<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#CWCville is a sanctuary city]]</ref>

WarnerBro: /* Biography */

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	==Biography==		==Biography==
	In [[Episode 12.5]], Chris introduced his dog [[Patti]] ([[1988]]–[[2006]]) to the storyline by having her magically transformed into the talking, bipedal [[Patti-Chan]]. Chris took her to the [[CWCville Mayoral Office]], where she could run free among the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] without grossing anyone out.		In [[Episode 12.5]], Chris introduced his dog [[Patti Chandler\|Patti]] ([[1988]]–[[2006]]) to the storyline by having her magically transformed into the talking, bipedal [[Patti-Chan]]. Chris took her to the [[CWCville Mayoral Office]], where she could run free among the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] without grossing anyone out.

	{{quote\|Not only is it a home-away-from-home, but every city document, every public decision, every single fun event that goes on in this community are all planned and stored here in these four walls.\|Chris, describing his [[Wikipedia:stasi\|Stasi]] hallucinations to his dead dog<ref name=sonichu6>[[Sonichu 6\|''Sonichu'' #6]]</ref>}}		{{quote\|Not only is it a home-away-from-home, but every city document, every public decision, every single fun event that goes on in this community are all planned and stored here in these four walls.\|Chris, describing his [[Wikipedia:stasi\|Stasi]] hallucinations to his dead dog<ref name=sonichu6>[[Sonichu 6\|''Sonichu'' #6]]</ref>}}

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	In addition to clerical work, Allison also prepared a cell phone and credit card for Patti to use in her new life in CWCville. Chris instructed Patti to call either himself or Allison in case of emergencies, so it's a safe bet Allison's the one who's actually going to have to look after Patti and pick up her shit.<ref name=sonichu6 />		In addition to clerical work, Allison also prepared a cell phone and credit card for Patti to use in her new life in CWCville. Chris instructed Patti to call either himself or Allison in case of emergencies, so it's a safe bet Allison's the one who's actually going to have to look after Patti and pick up her shit.<ref name=sonichu6 />

	In [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu'' #7]], Chris was stranded indefinitely in the [[Time Void]]. Upon learning this, [[Rosechu]] indicated that Allison would be able to "handle city decisions" in his absence, making her the ''de facto'' Acting Mayor. She appeared again in [[Sonichu 8\|''Sonichu'' #8]], apparently weary of her newfound responsibilities, because apparently it's too much for a mere woman to handle. Her final appearance so far is in [[Sonichu 10\|''Sonichu'' #10]], where she, along with [[Bill the Scientist]] and [[Kel]], takes part in the execution of Sean, the three of them shooting him for "target practice" as a firing squad. ~~This may imply that she's also~~ an executioner.		In [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu'' #7]], Chris was stranded indefinitely in the [[Time Void]]. Upon learning this, [[Rosechu]] indicated that Allison would be able to "handle city decisions" in his absence, making her the ''de facto'' Acting Mayor. She appeared again in [[Sonichu 8\|''Sonichu'' #8]], apparently weary of her newfound responsibilities, because apparently it's too much for a mere woman to handle. Her final appearance so far is in [[Sonichu 10\|''Sonichu'' #10]], where she, along with [[Bill the Scientist]] and [[Kel]], takes part in the execution of Sean, the three of them shooting him for "target practice" as a firing squad. Either Allison moonlights as an executioner, or was dragged into the situation by Chris to demonstrate her loyalty to the regime.

	In the [[CWCipedia]], Chris clarifies that Allison has actually been Vice-Mayor the whole time, but apparently because she's a [[Women's Rights\|woman]] she has to settle for the lowly title of Secretary. Chris also clarifies that "NO FAVORS OF ANY KIND WENT ON Between [him] and her," correctly deducing that we would all assume he would use his authority as mayor to force himself on the nearest pretty girl. Oh, and this information all appears on the [[BILLY MAYS]] article, because Chris won't waste the time to create a CWCipedia article on a woman [[Rosechu\|unless constantly pressured]].<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20130416020815/https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=BILLY_MAYS old CWCki article archive]</ref>		In the [[CWCipedia]], Chris clarifies that Allison has actually been Vice-Mayor the whole time, but apparently because she's a [[Women's Rights\|woman]] she has to settle for the lowly title of Secretary. Chris also clarifies that "NO FAVORS OF ANY KIND WENT ON Between [him] and her," correctly deducing that we would all assume he would use his authority as mayor to force himself on the nearest pretty girl. Oh, and this information all appears on the [[BILLY MAYS]] article, because Chris won't waste the time to create a CWCipedia article on a woman [[Rosechu\|unless constantly pressured]].<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20130416020815/https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=BILLY_MAYS old CWCki article archive]</ref>

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	For no clear reason, Allison has a picture of [[Wikipedia:Batman\|Batman]] hanging on the wall behind her desk. This may be a reference to:		For no clear reason, Allison has a picture of [[Wikipedia:Batman\|Batman]] hanging on the wall behind her desk. This may be a reference to:
	* ''[[Family Guy]]'', which ~~features~~ ''[[Wikipedia:Batman (TV series)\|Batman]]'' star [[Wikipedia:Adam West\|Adam West]] as the [[Wikipedia:Adam West (Family Guy)\|fictional Mayor]] of the fictional town of Quahog, ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Rhode Island~~\|Rhode Island]]~~		* ''[[Family Guy]]'', which featured ''[[Wikipedia:Batman (TV series)\|Batman]]'' star [[Wikipedia:Adam West\|Adam West]] as the [[Wikipedia:Adam West (Family Guy)\|fictional Mayor]] of the fictional town of Quahog, Rhode Island
	*[[Wikipedia:Lucius Fox\|Lucius Fox]], an assistant that does all his superior's work while he is out stalking criminals; in ''Sonichu'', Allison does all of Chris's work while he is out stalking girls.		*[[Wikipedia:Lucius Fox\|Lucius Fox]], an assistant that does all his superior's work while he is out stalking criminals; in ''Sonichu'', Allison does all of Chris's work while he is out stalking girls.
	* Hell, we never do find out who her boyfriend is. Maybe he's Batman. Stupider things have happened in this comic.		* Hell, we never do find out who her boyfriend is. Maybe he's Batman. Stupider things have happened in this comic.

Larry the Larryhog at 23:47, 29 September 2021

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	\| '''Occupation'''		\| '''Occupation'''
	\|~~Mayor~~		\|Unknown
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	\|'''Former occupations'''		\|'''Former occupations'''
	\|Secretary of the Mayor of [[CWCville]]<br/>Actress		\|Mayor<br/>Secretary of the Mayor of [[CWCville]]<br/>Actress
	\|}		\|}

Superspongebobbros: /* Biography */

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	Enter Allison Amber, a former movie star who ''"retired early to pursue her dream of being the aide of a big cheese like [Chris]."<ref name=sonichu6 />'' This would be an interesting premise, except Chris has no interest in exploring the irony of a successful movie star aspiring to be a humble Mayor's aide. Instead, this seems to just be more window dressing for Chris's fantasy life of having the ultimate goal of [[Women's Rights\|all women being submissive to him]]. Not only does he have [[Chris-Chan Sonichu\|super powers]] and rule a whole city like a king, but he's also got an ex-movie star handling his paperwork.		Enter Allison Amber, a former movie star who ''"retired early to pursue her dream of being the aide of a big cheese like [Chris]."<ref name=sonichu6 />'' This would be an interesting premise, except Chris has no interest in exploring the irony of a successful movie star aspiring to be a humble Mayor's aide. Instead, this seems to just be more window dressing for Chris's fantasy life of having the ultimate goal of [[Women's Rights\|all women being submissive to him]]. Not only does he have [[Chris-Chan Sonichu\|super powers]] and rule a whole city like a king, but he's also got an ex-movie star handling his paperwork.

	Allison is around Chris's age and [[Chris and race\|white]]. Fans wondered why Chris wouldn't just go out with her instead of getting arrested for loitering at [[Get-Tar Region\|Target]], so Chris established that Allison is currently "in a relationship with her... ugh... [[JERKS\|boyfriend]]."<ref name=sonichu6 />< Observers at first assumed that Chris still had too much pride to create a fictitious sexual partner for himself, but such optimism has since been [[Lovely Weather\|scuttled]].		Allison is around Chris's age and [[Chris and race\|white]]. Fans wondered why Chris wouldn't just go out with her instead of getting arrested for loitering at [[Get-Tar Region\|Target]], so Chris established that Allison is currently "in a relationship with her... ugh... [[JERKS\|boyfriend]]."<ref name=sonichu6 /> Observers at first assumed that Chris still had too much pride to create a fictitious sexual partner for himself, but such optimism has since been [[Lovely Weather\|scuttled]].

	Allison is quite possibly the most depressing character in the series. Because, let's face it, the only thing more pathetic than being Christian Weston Chandler would have to be being his ''assistant''. This makes Allison a popular character in troll works, usually portrayed as a sensible but beleaguered woman who puts up with Chris's insanity. Compiling this depression further is the fact when Chris finally quit being the mayor of CWCville for good and Allison finally got some actual authority, it only lasted a few months before she became "violently ill" and had to resign, being replaced by [[Brendan Fraser]], a Hollywood film actor with no prior history in politics. Her current fate is unknown.		Allison is quite possibly the most depressing character in the series. Because, let's face it, the only thing more pathetic than being Christian Weston Chandler would have to be being his ''assistant''. This makes Allison a popular character in troll works, usually portrayed as a sensible but beleaguered woman who puts up with Chris's insanity. Compiling this depression further is the fact when Chris finally quit being the mayor of CWCville for good and Allison finally got some actual authority, it only lasted a few months before she became "violently ill" and had to resign, being replaced by [[Brendan Fraser]], a Hollywood film actor with no prior history in politics. Her current fate is unknown.

Mr Poneglyph at 22:04, 26 December 2020

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	In [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu'' #7]], Chris was stranded indefinitely in the [[Time Void]]. Upon learning this, [[Rosechu]] indicated that Allison would be able to "handle city decisions" in his absence, making her the ''de facto'' Acting Mayor. She appeared again in [[Sonichu 8\|''Sonichu'' #8]], apparently weary of her newfound responsibilities, because apparently it's too much for a mere woman to handle. Her final appearance so far is in [[Sonichu 10\|''Sonichu'' #10]], where she, along with [[Bill the Scientist]] and [[Kel]], takes part in the execution of Sean, the three of them shooting him for "target practice" as a firing squad. This may imply that she's also an executioner.		In [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu'' #7]], Chris was stranded indefinitely in the [[Time Void]]. Upon learning this, [[Rosechu]] indicated that Allison would be able to "handle city decisions" in his absence, making her the ''de facto'' Acting Mayor. She appeared again in [[Sonichu 8\|''Sonichu'' #8]], apparently weary of her newfound responsibilities, because apparently it's too much for a mere woman to handle. Her final appearance so far is in [[Sonichu 10\|''Sonichu'' #10]], where she, along with [[Bill the Scientist]] and [[Kel]], takes part in the execution of Sean, the three of them shooting him for "target practice" as a firing squad. This may imply that she's also an executioner.

	In the [[CWCipedia]], Chris clarifies that Allison has actually been Vice-Mayor the whole time, but apparently because she's a [[Women's Rights\|woman]] she has to settle for the lowly title of Secretary. Chris also clarifies that "NO FAVORS OF ANY KIND WENT ON Between [him] and her," correctly deducing that we would all assume he would use his authority as mayor to force himself on the nearest pretty girl. Oh, and this information all appears on the [[BILLY MAYS]] article, because Chris won't waste the time to create a CWCipedia article on a woman [[Rosechu\|unless constantly pressured]].<ref>[~~http~~://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=BILLY_MAYS]</ref>		In the [[CWCipedia]], Chris clarifies that Allison has actually been Vice-Mayor the whole time, but apparently because she's a [[Women's Rights\|woman]] she has to settle for the lowly title of Secretary. Chris also clarifies that "NO FAVORS OF ANY KIND WENT ON Between [him] and her," correctly deducing that we would all assume he would use his authority as mayor to force himself on the nearest pretty girl. Oh, and this information all appears on the [[BILLY MAYS]] article, because Chris won't waste the time to create a CWCipedia article on a woman [[Rosechu\|unless constantly pressured]].<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20130416020815/https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=BILLY_MAYS old CWCki article archive]</ref>

	Allison was promoted to Mayor sometime between 2015's Sonichu 11 pages and 2017, when Chris declared [[CWCville]] to be a sanctuary city in the wake of President [[Pmurt]] being sworn into office.<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#CWCville is a sanctuary city]]</ref>		Allison was promoted to Mayor sometime between 2015's Sonichu 11 pages and 2017, when Chris declared [[CWCville]] to be a sanctuary city in the wake of President [[Pmurt]] being sworn into office.<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#CWCville is a sanctuary city]]</ref>

JackBlackStack: /* Biography */

2020-08-17T08:18:51Z

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	Allison is around Chris's age and [[Chris and race\|white]]. Fans wondered why Chris wouldn't just go out with her instead of getting arrested for loitering at [[Get-Tar Region\|Target]], so Chris established that Allison is currently "in a relationship with her... ugh... [[JERKS\|boyfriend]]."<ref name=sonichu6 />< Observers at first assumed that Chris still had too much pride to create a fictitious sexual partner for himself, but such optimism has since been [[Lovely Weather\|scuttled]].		Allison is around Chris's age and [[Chris and race\|white]]. Fans wondered why Chris wouldn't just go out with her instead of getting arrested for loitering at [[Get-Tar Region\|Target]], so Chris established that Allison is currently "in a relationship with her... ugh... [[JERKS\|boyfriend]]."<ref name=sonichu6 />< Observers at first assumed that Chris still had too much pride to create a fictitious sexual partner for himself, but such optimism has since been [[Lovely Weather\|scuttled]].

	Allison is quite possibly the most depressing character in the series. Because, let's face it, the only thing more pathetic than being Christian Weston Chandler would have to be being his ''assistant''. This makes Allison a popular character in troll works, usually portrayed as a sensible but beleaguered woman who puts up with Chris's insanity.		Allison is quite possibly the most depressing character in the series. Because, let's face it, the only thing more pathetic than being Christian Weston Chandler would have to be being his ''assistant''. This makes Allison a popular character in troll works, usually portrayed as a sensible but beleaguered woman who puts up with Chris's insanity. Compiling this depression further is the fact when Chris finally quit being the mayor of CWCville for good and Allison finally got some actual authority, it only lasted a few months before she became "violently ill" and had to resign, being replaced by [[Brendan Fraser]], a Hollywood film actor with no prior history in politics. Her current fate is unknown.

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	Writing this part of the story must have forced Chris to give serious thought to his fictional duties as Mayor, in light of the events of [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu'' #4]], where he was shown mostly sitting around in various shops and [[Restaurants\|fast food places]] eating junk food and hoping that women would notice him. Typical of Chris's thought process, he quickly realized the solution to this plot hole: he has his secretary do everything for him.		Writing this part of the story must have forced Chris to give serious thought to his fictional duties as Mayor, in light of the events of [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu'' #4]], where he was shown mostly sitting around in various shops and [[Restaurants\|fast food places]] eating junk food and hoping that women would notice him. Typical of Chris's thought process, he quickly realized the solution to this plot hole: he has his secretary do everything for him.

	Enter Allison Amber, a former movie star who ''"retired early to pursue her dream of being the aide of a big cheese like [Chris]."<ref name=sonichu6></~~ref~~>'' This would be an interesting premise, except Chris has no interest in exploring the irony of a successful movie star aspiring to be a humble Mayor's aide. Instead, this seems to just be more window dressing for Chris's fantasy life of having the ultimate goal of [[Women's Rights\|all women being submissive to him]]. Not only does he have [[Chris-Chan Sonichu\|super powers]] and rule a whole city like a king, but he's also got an ex-movie star handling his paperwork.		Enter Allison Amber, a former movie star who ''"retired early to pursue her dream of being the aide of a big cheese like [Chris]."<ref name=sonichu6 />'' This would be an interesting premise, except Chris has no interest in exploring the irony of a successful movie star aspiring to be a humble Mayor's aide. Instead, this seems to just be more window dressing for Chris's fantasy life of having the ultimate goal of [[Women's Rights\|all women being submissive to him]]. Not only does he have [[Chris-Chan Sonichu\|super powers]] and rule a whole city like a king, but he's also got an ex-movie star handling his paperwork.

	Allison is around Chris's age and [[Chris and race\|white]]. Fans wondered why Chris wouldn't just go out with her instead of getting arrested for loitering at [[Get-Tar Region\|Target]], so Chris established that Allison is currently "in a relationship with her... ugh... [[JERKS\|boyfriend]]."<ref name=sonichu6><~~/ref>~~ Observers at first assumed that Chris still had too much pride to create a fictitious sexual partner for himself, but such optimism has since been [[Lovely Weather\|scuttled]].		Allison is around Chris's age and [[Chris and race\|white]]. Fans wondered why Chris wouldn't just go out with her instead of getting arrested for loitering at [[Get-Tar Region\|Target]], so Chris established that Allison is currently "in a relationship with her... ugh... [[JERKS\|boyfriend]]."<ref name=sonichu6 />< Observers at first assumed that Chris still had too much pride to create a fictitious sexual partner for himself, but such optimism has since been [[Lovely Weather\|scuttled]].

	Allison is quite possibly the most depressing character in the series. Because, let's face it, the only thing more pathetic than being Christian Weston Chandler would have to be being his ''assistant''. This makes Allison a popular character in troll works, usually portrayed as a sensible but beleaguered woman who puts up with Chris's insanity.		Allison is quite possibly the most depressing character in the series. Because, let's face it, the only thing more pathetic than being Christian Weston Chandler would have to be being his ''assistant''. This makes Allison a popular character in troll works, usually portrayed as a sensible but beleaguered woman who puts up with Chris's insanity.
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	[[Image:Allisonambercashed.jpg\|thumb\|Shit was SO [[Clyde\|cash]]!]]		[[Image:Allisonambercashed.jpg\|thumb\|Shit was SO [[Clyde\|cash]]!]]
	[[Image:Allison Amber 2.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|right\|PROTIP: Don't reference good comics in your crappy comic.]]		[[Image:Allison Amber 2.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|right\|PROTIP: Don't reference good comics in your crappy comic.]]
	As Chris explains to Patti, Allison receives "incoming documents," looks them over, and then explains the gist of them to Chris over the phone. She then scans the documents, and uploads them to the "CWCville Sattelite", which relays the information to Chris's [[Nintendo]] DS, which has Wi-Fi capabilities as well as [[Wikipedia:Personal digital assistant\|PDA]] functions. Chris can then read the documents for himself on the DS, and sign off on them using the touchscreen and stylus. The documents are then sent back to Amber, who prints them off with Chris's signature.<ref name=sonichu6~~> <~~/~~ref~~>		As Chris explains to Patti, Allison receives "incoming documents," looks them over, and then explains the gist of them to Chris over the phone. She then scans the documents, and uploads them to the "CWCville Sattelite", which relays the information to Chris's [[Nintendo]] DS, which has Wi-Fi capabilities as well as [[Wikipedia:Personal digital assistant\|PDA]] functions. Chris can then read the documents for himself on the DS, and sign off on them using the touchscreen and stylus. The documents are then sent back to Amber, who prints them off with Chris's signature.<ref name=sonichu6 />

	Alternatively, Allison could just forge Chris's signature and save a lot of time and trouble, but she probably sends a few over to Chris just to make him feel important.		Alternatively, Allison could just forge Chris's signature and save a lot of time and trouble, but she probably sends a few over to Chris just to make him feel important.

	In addition to clerical work, Allison also prepared a cell phone and credit card for Patti to use in her new life in CWCville. Chris instructed Patti to call either himself or Allison in case of emergencies, so it's a safe bet Allison's the one who's actually going to have to look after Patti and pick up her shit.<ref name=sonichu6~~> <~~/~~ref~~>		In addition to clerical work, Allison also prepared a cell phone and credit card for Patti to use in her new life in CWCville. Chris instructed Patti to call either himself or Allison in case of emergencies, so it's a safe bet Allison's the one who's actually going to have to look after Patti and pick up her shit.<ref name=sonichu6 />

	In [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu'' #7]], Chris was stranded indefinitely in the [[Time Void]]. Upon learning this, [[Rosechu]] indicated that Allison would be able to "handle city decisions" in his absence, making her the ''de facto'' Acting Mayor. She appeared again in [[Sonichu 8\|''Sonichu'' #8]], apparently weary of her newfound responsibilities, because apparently it's too much for a mere woman to handle. Her final appearance so far is in [[Sonichu 10\|''Sonichu'' #10]], where she, along with [[Bill the Scientist]] and [[Kel]], takes part in the execution of Sean, the three of them shooting him for "target practice" as a firing squad. This may imply that she's also an executioner.		In [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu'' #7]], Chris was stranded indefinitely in the [[Time Void]]. Upon learning this, [[Rosechu]] indicated that Allison would be able to "handle city decisions" in his absence, making her the ''de facto'' Acting Mayor. She appeared again in [[Sonichu 8\|''Sonichu'' #8]], apparently weary of her newfound responsibilities, because apparently it's too much for a mere woman to handle. Her final appearance so far is in [[Sonichu 10\|''Sonichu'' #10]], where she, along with [[Bill the Scientist]] and [[Kel]], takes part in the execution of Sean, the three of them shooting him for "target practice" as a firing squad. This may imply that she's also an executioner.

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	'''Allison Amber''' (born [[Sonichu chronology#1980\|1979/80]]) is [[Chris]]'s secretary in [[Sonichu (comic)\|''Sonichu'']]. She was introduced in [[Sonichu 6\|''Sonichu'' #6]] to explain how Chris can be Mayor of [[CWCville]] without actually doing any real work.		'''Allison Amber''' (born [[Sonichu chronology#1980\|1979/80]]) is [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)\|Chris]]'s secretary in ''[[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]]''. She was introduced in [[Sonichu 6\|''Sonichu'' #6]] to explain how Chris can be Mayor of [[CWCville]] without actually doing any real work.

	In February 2017, Chris casually mentioned Allison Amber as being the mayor, with himself holding the title of the "creator" of the city<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#CWCville is a sanctuary city]]</ref>.		In February 2017, Chris casually mentioned Allison Amber as being the mayor, with himself holding the title of the "creator" of the city.<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#CWCville is a sanctuary city]]</ref>

	~~==Biography ==~~

			==Biography==
	In [[Episode 12.5]], Chris introduced his dog [[Patti]] ([[1988]]–[[2006]]) to the storyline by having her magically transformed into the talking, bipedal [[Patti-Chan]]. Chris took her to the [[CWCville Mayoral Office]], where she could run free among the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] without grossing anyone out.		In [[Episode 12.5]], Chris introduced his dog [[Patti]] ([[1988]]–[[2006]]) to the storyline by having her magically transformed into the talking, bipedal [[Patti-Chan]]. Chris took her to the [[CWCville Mayoral Office]], where she could run free among the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] without grossing anyone out.

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	Writing this part of the story must have forced Chris to give serious thought to his fictional duties as Mayor, in light of the events of [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu'' #4]], where he was shown mostly sitting around in various shops and [[Restaurants\|fast food places]] eating junk food and hoping that women would notice him. Typical of Chris's thought process, he quickly realized the solution to this plot hole: he has his secretary do everything for him.		Writing this part of the story must have forced Chris to give serious thought to his fictional duties as Mayor, in light of the events of [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu'' #4]], where he was shown mostly sitting around in various shops and [[Restaurants\|fast food places]] eating junk food and hoping that women would notice him. Typical of Chris's thought process, he quickly realized the solution to this plot hole: he has his secretary do everything for him.

	Enter Allison Amber, a former movie star who ''"retired early to pursue her dream of being the aide of a big cheese like [Chris]."<ref name=sonichu6></~~ref~~>'' This would be an interesting premise, except Chris has no interest in exploring the irony of a successful movie star aspiring to be a humble Mayor's aide. Instead, this seems to just be more window dressing for Chris's fantasy life of having the ultimate goal of [[Women's Rights\|all women being submissive to him]]. Not only does he have [[Chris-Chan Sonichu\|super powers]] and rule a whole city like a king, but he's also got an ex-movie star handling his paperwork.		Enter Allison Amber, a former movie star who ''"retired early to pursue her dream of being the aide of a big cheese like [Chris]."<ref name=sonichu6 />'' This would be an interesting premise, except Chris has no interest in exploring the irony of a successful movie star aspiring to be a humble Mayor's aide. Instead, this seems to just be more window dressing for Chris's fantasy life of having the ultimate goal of [[Women's Rights\|all women being submissive to him]]. Not only does he have [[Chris-Chan Sonichu\|super powers]] and rule a whole city like a king, but he's also got an ex-movie star handling his paperwork.

	Allison is around Chris's age and [[Chris and race\|white]]. Fans wondered why Chris wouldn't just go out with her instead of getting arrested for loitering at [[Get-Tar Region\|Target]], so Chris established that Allison is currently "in a relationship with her... ugh... [[JERKS\|boyfriend]]."<ref name=sonichu6><~~/ref>~~ Observers at first assumed that Chris still had too much pride to create a fictitious sexual partner for himself, but such optimism has since been [[Lovely Weather\|scuttled]].		Allison is around Chris's age and [[Chris and race\|white]]. Fans wondered why Chris wouldn't just go out with her instead of getting arrested for loitering at [[Get-Tar Region\|Target]], so Chris established that Allison is currently "in a relationship with her... ugh... [[JERKS\|boyfriend]]."<ref name=sonichu6 />< Observers at first assumed that Chris still had too much pride to create a fictitious sexual partner for himself, but such optimism has since been [[Lovely Weather\|scuttled]].

	Allison is quite possibly the most depressing character in the series. Because, let's face it, the only thing more pathetic than being Christian Weston Chandler would have to be being his ''assistant''. This makes Allison a popular character in troll works, usually portrayed as a sensible but beleaguered woman who puts up with Chris's insanity.		Allison is quite possibly the most depressing character in the series. Because, let's face it, the only thing more pathetic than being Christian Weston Chandler would have to be being his ''assistant''. This makes Allison a popular character in troll works, usually portrayed as a sensible but beleaguered woman who puts up with Chris's insanity.
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	[[Image:Allison Amber 2.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|right\|PROTIP: Don't reference good comics in your crappy comic.]]		[[Image:Allison Amber 2.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|right\|PROTIP: Don't reference good comics in your crappy comic.]]
	As Chris explains to Patti, Allison receives "incoming documents," looks them over, and then explains the gist of them to Chris over the phone. She then scans the documents, and uploads them to the "CWCville Sattelite", which relays the information to Chris's [[Nintendo]] DS, which has Wi-Fi capabilities as well as [[Wikipedia:Personal digital assistant\|PDA]] functions. Chris can then read the documents for himself on the DS, and sign off on them using the touchscreen and stylus. The documents are then sent back to Amber, who prints them off with Chris's signature.<ref name=sonichu6~~> <~~/~~ref~~>		As Chris explains to Patti, Allison receives "incoming documents," looks them over, and then explains the gist of them to Chris over the phone. She then scans the documents, and uploads them to the "CWCville Sattelite", which relays the information to Chris's [[Nintendo]] DS, which has Wi-Fi capabilities as well as [[Wikipedia:Personal digital assistant\|PDA]] functions. Chris can then read the documents for himself on the DS, and sign off on them using the touchscreen and stylus. The documents are then sent back to Amber, who prints them off with Chris's signature.<ref name=sonichu6 />

	Alternatively, Allison could just forge Chris's signature and save a lot of time and trouble, but she probably sends a few over to Chris just to make him feel important.		Alternatively, Allison could just forge Chris's signature and save a lot of time and trouble, but she probably sends a few over to Chris just to make him feel important.

	In addition to clerical work, Allison also prepared a cell phone and credit card for Patti to use in her new life in CWCville. Chris instructed Patti to call either himself or Allison in case of emergencies, so it's a safe bet Allison's the one who's actually going to have to look after Patti and pick up her shit.<ref name=sonichu6~~> <~~/~~ref~~>		In addition to clerical work, Allison also prepared a cell phone and credit card for Patti to use in her new life in CWCville. Chris instructed Patti to call either himself or Allison in case of emergencies, so it's a safe bet Allison's the one who's actually going to have to look after Patti and pick up her shit.<ref name=sonichu6 />

	In [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu'' #7]], Chris was stranded indefinitely in the [[Time Void]]. Upon learning this, [[Rosechu]] indicated that Allison would be able to "handle city decisions" in his absence, making her the ''de facto'' Acting Mayor. She appeared again in [[Sonichu 8\|''Sonichu'' #8]], apparently weary of her newfound responsibilities, because apparently it's too much for a mere woman to handle. Her final appearance so far is in [[Sonichu 10\|''Sonichu'' #10]], where she, along with [[Bill the Scientist]] and [[Kel]], takes part in the execution of Sean, the three of them shooting him for "target practice" as a firing squad. This may imply that she's also an executioner.		In [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu'' #7]], Chris was stranded indefinitely in the [[Time Void]]. Upon learning this, [[Rosechu]] indicated that Allison would be able to "handle city decisions" in his absence, making her the ''de facto'' Acting Mayor. She appeared again in [[Sonichu 8\|''Sonichu'' #8]], apparently weary of her newfound responsibilities, because apparently it's too much for a mere woman to handle. Her final appearance so far is in [[Sonichu 10\|''Sonichu'' #10]], where she, along with [[Bill the Scientist]] and [[Kel]], takes part in the execution of Sean, the three of them shooting him for "target practice" as a firing squad. This may imply that she's also an executioner.