Apology Letters - Revision history

WarnerBro at 14:39, 20 April 2026

2026-04-20T14:39:49Z

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	Chris also apologized to [[Mal-Wart\|Wal-Mart]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. It is unknown why he wrote an apology letter to Walsh, who had banned him from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. However, it does speak volumes about Chris's total failure to grow or mature as a person during the many intervening years.		Chris also apologized to [[Mal-Wart\|Wal-Mart]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. It is unknown why he wrote an apology letter to Walsh, who had banned him from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. However, it does speak volumes about Chris's total failure to grow or mature as a person during the many intervening years.

	Naturally, the contents are insincere and irrelevant to the apology. He shoehorns in references to [[trolls]] causing [[stress]]. There's also a completely inappropriate reference to "intercourse" in the Fashion Square one.		Naturally, the contents are insincere and irrelevant to the apology. He shoehorns in references to [[trolls]] causing [[Chris and stress\|stress]]. There's also a completely inappropriate reference to "intercourse" in the Fashion Square one.

	Interestingly, four months after writing these letters, Chris was banned from [[GameStop]] for his [[Sonic Boom Protests\|protests of ''Sonic Boom'']] (even before the [[26 December 2014\|infamous pepper-spraying incident]]), proving that his claims to have learned from his mistakes and changed his behavior were lies.		Interestingly, four months after writing these letters, Chris was banned from [[GameStop]] for his [[Sonic Boom Protests\|protests of ''Sonic Boom'']] (even before the [[26 December 2014\|infamous pepper-spraying incident]]), proving that his claims to have learned from his mistakes and changed his behavior were lies.

Duck bender at 09:56, 13 December 2024

2024-12-13T09:56:25Z

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	Chris also apologized to [[Mal-Wart\|Wal-Mart]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. It is unknown why he wrote an apology letter to Walsh, who had banned him from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. However, it does speak volumes about Chris's total failure to grow or mature as a person during the many intervening years.		Chris also apologized to [[Mal-Wart\|Wal-Mart]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. It is unknown why he wrote an apology letter to Walsh, who had banned him from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. However, it does speak volumes about Chris's total failure to grow or mature as a person during the many intervening years.

	Naturally, the contents are insincere and irrelevant to the ~~actual~~ apology ~~in each of these letters, he~~ shoehorns in references to [[trolls]] causing [[stress]]. There's also a completely inappropriate reference to "intercourse" in the Fashion Square one.		Naturally, the contents are insincere and irrelevant to the apology. He shoehorns in references to [[trolls]] causing [[stress]]. There's also a completely inappropriate reference to "intercourse" in the Fashion Square one.

	Interestingly, four months after writing these letters, Chris was banned from [[GameStop]] for his [[Sonic Boom Protests\|protests of ''Sonic Boom'']] (even before the [[26 December 2014\|infamous pepper-spraying incident]]), proving that his claims to have learned from his mistakes and changed his behavior were lies.		Interestingly, four months after writing these letters, Chris was banned from [[GameStop]] for his [[Sonic Boom Protests\|protests of ''Sonic Boom'']] (even before the [[26 December 2014\|infamous pepper-spraying incident]]), proving that his claims to have learned from his mistakes and changed his behavior were lies.

Duck bender at 11:38, 1 December 2024

2024-12-01T11:38:41Z

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	Chris also apologized to [[Mal-Wart\|Wal-Mart]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. It is unknown why he wrote an apology letter to Walsh, who had banned him from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. However, it does speak volumes about Chris's total failure to grow or mature as a person during the many intervening years.		Chris also apologized to [[Mal-Wart\|Wal-Mart]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. It is unknown why he wrote an apology letter to Walsh, who had banned him from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. However, it does speak volumes about Chris's total failure to grow or mature as a person during the many intervening years.

	Naturally, the ~~sincerity of his apology is dubious~~ and irrelevant to the actual apology in each of these letters, he shoehorns in references to [[trolls]] causing [[stress]]. There's also a completely inappropriate reference to "intercourse" in the Fashion Square one.		Naturally, the contents are insincere and irrelevant to the actual apology in each of these letters, he shoehorns in references to [[trolls]] causing [[stress]]. There's also a completely inappropriate reference to "intercourse" in the Fashion Square one.

	Interestingly, four months after writing these letters, Chris was banned from [[GameStop]] for his [[Sonic Boom Protests\|protests of ''Sonic Boom'']] (even before the [[26 December 2014\|infamous pepper-spraying incident]]), proving that his claims to have learned from his mistakes and changed his behavior were lies.		Interestingly, four months after writing these letters, Chris was banned from [[GameStop]] for his [[Sonic Boom Protests\|protests of ''Sonic Boom'']] (even before the [[26 December 2014\|infamous pepper-spraying incident]]), proving that his claims to have learned from his mistakes and changed his behavior were lies.

Duck bender at 19:14, 30 November 2024

2024-11-30T19:14:54Z

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	Chris also apologized to [[Mal-Wart\|Wal-Mart]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. It is unknown why he wrote an apology letter to Walsh, who had banned him from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. However, it does speak volumes about Chris's total failure to grow or mature as a person during the many intervening years.		Chris also apologized to [[Mal-Wart\|Wal-Mart]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. It is unknown why he wrote an apology letter to Walsh, who had banned him from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. However, it does speak volumes about Chris's total failure to grow or mature as a person during the many intervening years.

	Naturally, in each of these letters, he shoehorns in references to [[trolls]] causing [[stress]]. There's also a completely inappropriate reference to "intercourse" in the Fashion Square one.		Naturally, the sincerity of his apology is dubious and irrelevant to the actual apology in each of these letters, he shoehorns in references to [[trolls]] causing [[stress]]. There's also a completely inappropriate reference to "intercourse" in the Fashion Square one.

	Interestingly, four months after writing these letters, Chris was banned from [[GameStop]] for his [[Sonic Boom Protests\|protests of ''Sonic Boom'']] (even before the [[26 December 2014\|infamous pepper-spraying incident]]), proving that his claims to have learned from his mistakes and changed his behavior were lies.		Interestingly, four months after writing these letters, Chris was banned from [[GameStop]] for his [[Sonic Boom Protests\|protests of ''Sonic Boom'']] (even before the [[26 December 2014\|infamous pepper-spraying incident]]), proving that his claims to have learned from his mistakes and changed his behavior were lies.

Elbow-Greased Strongman: /* Mary Lee Walsh Apology */

2024-11-14T23:53:50Z

Mary Lee Walsh Apology

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	Dearest Mary,		Dearest Mary,

	It has been Years since I have attempted to apologize for having portraied[sic] you as a witch character within the pages of my hand-drawn and written comicbooks. I assure you now that the name of the character HAS been changed and edited Years beforehand, and in nowhere, shape or forme[sic], have I, or anyone I know even remotely, made any sales of anything containing the character, Original or Present Name, whatsoever. My family and I are currently just getting by financially; any lower we would be positively poor.		It has been Years since I have attempted to apologize for having portraied[sic] you as a witch character within the pages of my hand-drawn and written comicbooks. I assure you now that the name of the character HAS been changed and edited Years beforehand, and in nowhere, shape or forme[sic], have I, or anyone I know even remotely, made any sales of anything containing the character, Original or Present Name, whatsoever. [[Financhu Crisis\|My family and I are currently just getting by financially]]; any lower we would be positively poor.

	I have personally arrived on campus to personally hand deliver a lovely, framed original master Apology Drawing, and a written (or typed, I am not certain) letter explaining the piece and situation. I left these items with your secretary. A few days later, I find a pink slip of Trespassing, improperly left within the crack of my house's front door. My mother and father appealed the notice on my behalf.		I have personally arrived on campus to personally hand deliver a lovely, framed original master Apology Drawing, and a written (or typed, I am not certain) letter explaining the piece and situation. I left these items with your secretary. A few days later, I find a pink slip of Trespassing, improperly left within the crack of my house's front door. My mother and father appealed the notice on my behalf.

Hurtful Truth Level at 04:46, 18 November 2022

2022-11-18T04:46:29Z

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	The '''Apology Letters''', written by Chris on 15 [[August 2014]], were leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]] on 17 [[December 2014]]. They were meant to lift bans which three locations had imposed on Chris.		The '''Apology Letters''', written by Chris on 15 [[August 2014]], were leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]] on 17 [[December 2014]]. They were meant to lift bans which three locations had imposed on Chris.<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (Thetan)#Apology Letters]]</ref>

	In the early stages of his relationship with [[Catherine]], Chris wanted to shop with her at the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square\|Fashion Square Mall]], but [[List of places that have banned Chris#Charlottesville Fashion Square\|he was banned there]]. He decided to write an apology letter to the manager of the mall, as according to him, [[Chris and remorse\|by apologizing]], he could get the ban lifted.		In the early stages of his relationship with [[Catherine]], Chris wanted to shop with her at the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square\|Fashion Square Mall]], but [[List of places that have banned Chris#Charlottesville Fashion Square\|he was banned there]]. He decided to write an apology letter to the manager of the mall, as according to him, [[Chris and remorse\|by apologizing]], he could get the ban lifted.

	Chris also apologized to [[Mal-Wart\|Wal-Mart]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. It is unknown why he wrote an apology letter to Walsh, who had banned him from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. However, it does speak volumes about Chris's total failure to grow or mature as a person during the many intervening years.		Chris also apologized to [[Mal-Wart\|Wal-Mart]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. It is unknown why he wrote an apology letter to Walsh, who had banned him from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. However, it does speak volumes about Chris's total failure to grow or mature as a person during the many intervening years.
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	Naturally, in each of these letters, he shoehorns in references to [[trolls]] causing [[stress]]. There's also a completely inappropriate reference to "intercourse" in the Fashion Square one.		Naturally, in each of these letters, he shoehorns in references to [[trolls]] causing [[stress]]. There's also a completely inappropriate reference to "intercourse" in the Fashion Square one.

	Interestingly, four months after writing these letters, Chris was banned from [[GameStop]] for his [[Sonic Boom Protests\|protests of ''Sonic Boom'']] (even before the [[26 December 2014\|infamous pepper-spraying incident]]), proving that his claims to have learned from his mistakes and changed his behavior were lies.~~<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-apology-letters.6548/#post-441140 (archive: https://archive.ph/Hz3Sh)</ref>~~		Interestingly, four months after writing these letters, Chris was banned from [[GameStop]] for his [[Sonic Boom Protests\|protests of ''Sonic Boom'']] (even before the [[26 December 2014\|infamous pepper-spraying incident]]), proving that his claims to have learned from his mistakes and changed his behavior were lies.

	==Fashion Square Mall Apology==		==Fashion Square Mall Apology==

Gray Deign: updated Kiwi Farms url + added archive

2022-11-18T03:11:48Z

updated Kiwi Farms url + added archive

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	Naturally, in each of these letters, he shoehorns in references to [[trolls]] causing [[stress]]. There's also a completely inappropriate reference to "intercourse" in the Fashion Square one.		Naturally, in each of these letters, he shoehorns in references to [[trolls]] causing [[stress]]. There's also a completely inappropriate reference to "intercourse" in the Fashion Square one.

	Interestingly, four months after writing these letters, Chris was banned from [[GameStop]] for his [[Sonic Boom Protests\|protests of ''Sonic Boom'']] (even before the [[26 December 2014\|infamous pepper-spraying incident]]), proving that his claims to have learned from his mistakes and changed his behavior were lies.<ref>~~http~~://~~kiwifar~~.ms/threads/the-apology-letters.6548/#post-441140</ref>		Interestingly, four months after writing these letters, Chris was banned from [[GameStop]] for his [[Sonic Boom Protests\|protests of ''Sonic Boom'']] (even before the [[26 December 2014\|infamous pepper-spraying incident]]), proving that his claims to have learned from his mistakes and changed his behavior were lies.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-apology-letters.6548/#post-441140 (archive: https://archive.ph/Hz3Sh)</ref>

	==Fashion Square Mall Apology==		==Fashion Square Mall Apology==

PsychoNerd054: /* References */

2022-01-08T22:42:06Z

References

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HarryHowler at 12:51, 3 September 2021

2021-09-03T12:51:29Z

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	Naturally, in each of these letters, he shoehorns in references to [[trolls]] causing [[stress]]. There's also a completely inappropriate reference to "intercourse" in the Fashion Square one.		Naturally, in each of these letters, he shoehorns in references to [[trolls]] causing [[stress]]. There's also a completely inappropriate reference to "intercourse" in the Fashion Square one.

	Interestingly, four months after writing these letters, Chris was banned from [[GameStop]] for his [[Sonic Boom Protests\|protests of ''Sonic Boom'']] (even before the [[26 December 2014\|infamous pepper-spraying incident), proving that his claims to have learned from his mistakes and changed his behavior were lies.<ref>http://kiwifar.ms/threads/the-apology-letters.6548/#post-441140</ref>		Interestingly, four months after writing these letters, Chris was banned from [[GameStop]] for his [[Sonic Boom Protests\|protests of ''Sonic Boom'']] (even before the [[26 December 2014\|infamous pepper-spraying incident]]), proving that his claims to have learned from his mistakes and changed his behavior were lies.<ref>http://kiwifar.ms/threads/the-apology-letters.6548/#post-441140</ref>

	==Fashion Square Mall Apology==		==Fashion Square Mall Apology==

HarryHowler: Target never banned him over his Sonic Boom protests, IIRC

2021-09-03T12:51:19Z

Target never banned him over his Sonic Boom protests, IIRC

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	Naturally, in each of these letters, he shoehorns in references to [[trolls]] causing [[stress]]. There's also a completely inappropriate reference to "intercourse" in the Fashion Square one.		Naturally, in each of these letters, he shoehorns in references to [[trolls]] causing [[stress]]. There's also a completely inappropriate reference to "intercourse" in the Fashion Square one.

	Interestingly, ~~three~~ months after writing these letters, Chris was banned from [[~~Target~~]] for his [[Sonic Boom Protests\|protests of ''Sonic Boom'']], proving that his claims to have learned from his mistakes and changed his behavior were lies.<ref>http://kiwifar.ms/threads/the-apology-letters.6548/#post-441140</ref>		Interestingly, four months after writing these letters, Chris was banned from [[GameStop]] for his [[Sonic Boom Protests\|protests of ''Sonic Boom'']] (even before the [[26 December 2014\|infamous pepper-spraying incident), proving that his claims to have learned from his mistakes and changed his behavior were lies.<ref>http://kiwifar.ms/threads/the-apology-letters.6548/#post-441140</ref>

	==Fashion Square Mall Apology==		==Fashion Square Mall Apology==