April 2010 - Revision history

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	==Events of April 2010==		==Events of April 2010==

	* 1 April - Chris, as if his [[Death threats#Cogsdev\|threat]] were an April Fools joke, fails to act or [[Chris and anger\|tard rage]] against the [[CWCki]].		* '''1 April''' - Chris, as if his [[Death threats#Cogsdev\|threat]] were an April Fools joke, fails to act or [[Chris and anger\|tard rage]] against the [[CWCki]].
	* 2 April - Chris [[List of Chris's edits to the CWCki\|remembers his threat]], and [[Template:DYK\|vandalizes]] [[Template:Article of the now\|three]] [[Template:Picture of the now\|templates]]. His edits are quickly reverted.		* '''2 April''' - Chris [[List of Chris's edits to the CWCki\|remembers his threat]], and [[Template:DYK\|vandalizes]] [[Template:Article of the now\|three]] [[Template:Picture of the now\|templates]]. His edits are quickly reverted.
	* 4 April - 110mb gets its act together and the CWCipedia returns.		* '''4 April'''
	* ~~4 April -~~ Chris creates another [[OkCupid]] account, after abandoning his first attempt over a year earlier.		** 110mb gets its act together and the CWCipedia returns.
	* 5 April - Chris's [[The Hook Cafe\|''The HooK'' Café]] personal ad is discovered, which blatantly broadcasts the fact that he's just after [[hanky-panky]] now.		** Chris creates another [[OkCupid]] account, after abandoning his first attempt over a year earlier.
	* ~~5 April -~~ First of the [[Jackie\|Jackie E-Mails]] is sent.		* '''5 April'''
	* 6 April - Chris asks Jackie if she has any STDs, after knowing her for one day.		** Chris's [[The Hook Cafe\|''The HooK'' Café]] personal ad is discovered, which blatantly broadcasts the fact that he's just after [[hanky-panky]] now.
	* 7 April - Chris sends e-mails to Jackie about the [[GAMe PLACe]] and his time at [[PVCC]].		** First of the [[Jackie\|Jackie E-Mails]] is sent.
	* 8 April - Chris tells Jackie more about his history. Jackie tells him he should go to the Game Place and confront [[Michael Snyder]].		* '''6 April''' - Chris asks Jackie if she has any STDs, after knowing her for one day.
	* 9 April - Chris's [[The Hook Cafe\|''The HooK'' Café]] personal ad is deleted, along with a bunch of troll ads. He is likely attempting to hide the fact that he's picked up Jackie.		* '''7 April''' - Chris sends e-mails to Jackie about the [[GAMe PLACe]] and his time at [[PVCC]].
	* ~~9 April -~~ Chris tells Jackie about [[Sonichu]], [[Asperger's syndrome]], and his OCD. He says he plans to visit the Game Place in a few days.		* '''8 April''' - Chris tells Jackie more about his history. Jackie tells him he should go to the Game Place and confront [[Michael Snyder]].
	* 10 April ~~- Chris~~ updates his blog and Captain's Log, breaking his exile from the internet to claim that pages are being drawn and that the ads will not phase him.		* '''9 April'''
	* ~~10 April -~~ Chris e-mails Jackie about his [[CADD]] degree, his [[Chris and music\|singing voice]], and his pets.		** Chris's [[The Hook Cafe\|''The HooK'' Café]] personal ad is deleted, along with a bunch of troll ads. He is likely attempting to hide the fact that he's picked up Jackie.
	* 11 April - Chris and Jackie share questionnaires, and they set up a [[dating\|date]] at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]].		** Chris tells Jackie about [[Sonichu]], [[Asperger's syndrome]], and his OCD. He says he plans to visit the Game Place in a few days.
	* ~~11 April -~~ Chris visits The GAMe PLACe after Church. One of the cashiers recognizes him and threatens to call the [[police]]. Chris flees.<ref name="JackieEmails2">[[Jackie E-mails 2]]</ref>		* '''10 April'''
	* 12 April - Knowing that Michael Snyder is present, Chris revisits the The GAMe PLACe with his digital camera in his pocket and records his attempt to get himself unbanned. Michael says no and starts calling the police, causing Chris to flee again. Later that day, Chris releases [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean\|the audio recording]] of the event, but it is quickly removed. He tells Jackie about the incident.		** Chris updates his blog and Captain's Log, breaking his exile from the internet to claim that pages are being drawn and that the ads will not phase him.
	* ~~12 April -~~ The last [[Mailbag]], [[Mailbag 62]], is uploaded. It would stand unanswered.		** Chris e-mails Jackie about his [[CADD]] degree, his [[Chris and music\|singing voice]], and his pets.
	* 13 April - Chris posts a [[:File:AskMichaelSnyder.jpg\|picture]] on the CWCipedia asking his fans to call Michael Snyder and ask him he wants to play Kick the Autistic. [[Chris and hypocrisy\|The same day,]] Chris tells Jackie he should have acted better while he was at the GAMe PLACe.		* '''11 April'''
	* 14 April - Chris continues to undo [[CWCipedia]] vandalism, and writes biographies for the members of the [[Chaotic Combo]].		** Chris and Jackie share questionnaires, and they set up a [[dating\|date]] at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]].
	* ~~14 April -~~ Chris tells Jackie he is not lazy, and that he will show her a good time on their date.		** Chris visits The GAMe PLACe after Church. One of the cashiers recognizes him and threatens to call the [[police]]. Chris flees.<ref name="JackieEmails2">[[Jackie E-mails 2]]</ref>
	* 15 April - Jackie tells Chris she wants him to make a video demonstrating his abilities at oral sex.		* '''12 April'''
	* 16 April - Chris waits for [[Jackie]] at the Starbucks Kiosk at the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square\|mall]]. She doesn't show up, again shattering his heart level to 15%. However, Jackie tells Chris that he was the one who stood her up, and that she waited for an hour.		** Knowing that Michael Snyder is present, Chris revisits the The GAMe PLACe with his digital camera in his pocket and records his attempt to get himself unbanned. Michael says no and starts calling the police, causing Chris to flee again. Later that day, Chris releases [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean\|the audio recording]] of the event, but it is quickly removed. He tells Jackie about the incident.
	* 17 April - Chris tries to reschedule the date with Jackie, and she pressures him to make an oral sex video.		** The last [[Mailbag]], [[Mailbag 62]], is uploaded. It would stand unanswered.
	* 18 April - Chris sends Jackie a link to the CWCki, where she learns of how horribly Chris has treated his previous girlfriends. She demands for him to prove that he loves her.		* '''13 April''' - Chris posts a [[:File:AskMichaelSnyder.jpg\|picture]] on the CWCipedia asking his fans to call Michael Snyder and ask him he wants to play Kick the Autistic. [[Chris and hypocrisy\|The same day,]] Chris tells Jackie he should have acted better while he was at the GAMe PLACe.
	* 19 April - Chris creates a new "[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)\|Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts]]" page, where he drops [[the Wallflower]]'s real name ''again''. Apparently traumatized by his failed CWCki "attack," he also creates a page titled "The Christian Truth," which linked to the revised ED page and the Gal-Pals page.		* '''14 April'''
	* ~~19 April -~~ Shortly after publishing the original page, Chris deletes [[Tiffany Robinson]], [[Virginia Sanford]], [[Natasha Turner]], [[Sarah Anne Bevel]], [[Molly Quarles]], and [[Miranda Joyce Mitchell]] from his list of gal-pals. However, the Wallflower section remains unchanged.		** Chris continues to undo [[CWCipedia]] vandalism, and writes biographies for the members of the [[Chaotic Combo]].
	* ~~19 April -~~ Chris sends Jackie the [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]] video, a video that she has requested for the past few days in an attempt to show that he loves her.		** Chris tells Jackie he is not lazy, and that he will show her a good time on their date.
	* 20 April - Chris makes a [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)\|page]] dedicated to [[The Wallflower]]. Chris later blanks the page and changes the Wallflower's name to her pen name on the "Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts" page. Then, he recreates the page using her penname.		* '''15 April''' - Jackie tells Chris she wants him to make a video demonstrating his abilities at oral sex.
	* ~~20 April -~~ Chris and Jackie argue over e-mails after Chris called Jackie "Ivy" in [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]. Chris responds by saying he does not want a relationship with her.		* '''16 April''' - Chris waits for [[Jackie]] at the Starbucks Kiosk at the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square\|mall]]. She doesn't show up, again shattering his heart level to 15%. However, Jackie tells Chris that he was the one who stood her up, and that she waited for an hour.
	* 21 April - Jackie harps on at Chris, and Chris says he realizes he never loved her.		* '''17 April''' - Chris tries to reschedule the date with Jackie, and she pressures him to make an oral sex video.
	* ~~21 April -~~ Jackie reveals herself to the public, leaking a [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV\|disturbing video]] and [[Jackie e-mails\|all]] [[Jackie e-mails Part 2\|supporting]] documentation directly to the CWCki.		* '''18 April''' - Chris sends Jackie a link to the CWCki, where she learns of how horribly Chris has treated his previous girlfriends. She demands for him to prove that he loves her.
	* 22 April - Chris and Jackie have a heated exchange through e-mails. Jackie accuses Chris of wanting her only for sex and being more interested in video games than in her. Chris interprets her remarks as being accused of asexuality.		* '''19 April'''
	* 23 April - Chris releases a [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless\|video]] asking for understanding for autistic people whilst wearing nothing but a bra.		** Chris creates a new "[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)\|Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts]]" page, where he drops [[the Wallflower]]'s real name ''again''. Apparently traumatized by his failed CWCki "attack," he also creates a page titled "The Christian Truth," which linked to the revised ED page and the Gal-Pals page.
	* ~~23 April -~~ Chris sends an angry [[Jackie E-mails 3\|e-mail]] to Jackie saying he can't help his [[autism]]. Jackie does not respond and does not renew her contact with Chris until 1 [[July 2010]].		** Shortly after publishing the original page, Chris deletes [[Tiffany Robinson]], [[Virginia Sanford]], [[Natasha Turner]], [[Sarah Anne Bevel]], [[Molly Quarles]], and [[Miranda Joyce Mitchell]] from his list of gal-pals. However, the Wallflower section remains unchanged.
	* 24 April - The Sysop deletes a bunch of comic pages due to various forms of copyright infringement and, for reasons unknown, uploads [[Sonichu 11]] in a version that appears to be not entirely True and Honest and updates the blog.		** Chris sends Jackie the [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]] video, a video that she has requested for the past few days in an attempt to show that he loves her.
	* 26 April - Chris reverts the changes made by the Sysop and issues a stern warning on his blog. The reverted pages are replaced with Stress placeholders. He also makes his own OFFICIAL version of the autism awareness ad that better fits [[Aspergers Syndrome\|his views]].		* '''20 April'''
	* 28 April - Chris asks questions about [[ModNation Racers]] on the [[GameFAQs]] message boards.		** Chris makes a [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)\|page]] dedicated to [[The Wallflower]]. Chris later blanks the page and changes the Wallflower's name to her pen name on the "Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts" page. Then, he recreates the page using her penname.
			** Chris and Jackie argue over e-mails after Chris called Jackie "Ivy" in [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]. Chris responds by saying he does not want a relationship with her.
			* '''21 April'''
			** Jackie harps on at Chris, and Chris says he realizes he never loved her.
			** Jackie reveals herself to the public, leaking a [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV\|disturbing video]] and [[Jackie e-mails\|all]] [[Jackie e-mails Part 2\|supporting]] documentation directly to the CWCki.
			* '''22 April''' - Chris and Jackie have a heated exchange through e-mails. Jackie accuses Chris of wanting her only for sex and being more interested in video games than in her. Chris interprets her remarks as being accused of asexuality.
			* '''23 April'''
			** Chris releases a [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless\|video]] asking for understanding for autistic people whilst wearing nothing but a bra.
			** Chris sends an angry [[Jackie E-mails 3\|e-mail]] to Jackie saying he can't help his [[autism]]. Jackie does not respond and does not renew her contact with Chris until 1 [[July 2010]].
			* '''24 April''' - The Sysop deletes a bunch of comic pages due to various forms of copyright infringement and, for reasons unknown, uploads [[Sonichu 11]] in a version that appears to be not entirely True and Honest and updates the blog.
			* '''26 April''' - Chris reverts the changes made by the Sysop and issues a stern warning on his blog. The reverted pages are replaced with Stress placeholders. He also makes his own OFFICIAL version of the autism awareness ad that better fits [[Aspergers Syndrome\|his views]].
			* '''28 April''' - Chris asks questions about [[ModNation Racers]] on the [[GameFAQs]] message boards.

	==References==		==References==

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	~~Throughout~~ '''April [[2010]]''', [[Chris]]'s online activity was pretty sporadic, both due to him trying to stay off and free himself from the influence of the internet (probably prompted by [[Rocky Shoemaker\|an outside force]]), and because a new potential [[sweetheart]], named "[[Jackie]]," had started to exchange emails with him.		'''April''' was the fourth month of '''[[2010]]'''. [[Chris]]'s online activity throughout the month was pretty sporadic, both due to him trying to stay off and free himself from the influence of the internet (probably prompted by [[Rocky Shoemaker\|an outside force]]), and because a new potential [[sweetheart]], named "[[Jackie]]," had started to exchange emails with him.

	The month started with the [[CWCipedia]] looking like its main contributor's [[duck]]~~. That~~ is, to say, mangled beyond recognition. The website was stripped of its flesh and colors, pictures and formatting, leaving behind only a skeleton of HTML code, [[Patti\|~~like the remains of~~ an animal that's been dug up after many years in the ground]]. This was probably due to 110mb being shit as usual.		The month started with the [[CWCipedia]] looking like its main contributor's [[duck]]: that is, to say, mangled beyond recognition. The website was stripped of its flesh and colors, pictures and formatting, leaving behind only a skeleton of HTML code, like the remains of [[Patti\|an animal that's been dug up after many years in the ground]]. This was probably due to 110mb being shit as usual.

	On 5 April, Chris's second [[The Hook Cafe\|''The HooK'' Café]] ad was discovered, further cementing the fact that he only wants a sweetheart for the [[hanky-panky]]. Said ad was deleted on 9 April.		On 5 April, Chris's second [[The Hook Cafe\|''The HooK'' Café]] ad was discovered, further cementing the fact that he only wants a sweetheart for the [[hanky-panky]]. Said ad was deleted on 9 April.

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	* 1 April - Chris, as if his [[Death threats#Cogsdev\|threat]] were an April Fools joke, fails to act or [[Chris and anger\|tard rage]] against the [[CWCki]].		* 1 April - Chris, as if his [[Death threats#Cogsdev\|threat]] were an April Fools joke, fails to act or [[Chris and anger\|tard rage]] against the [[CWCki]].
	* 2 April - Chris [[List of ~~Christian~~'s edits to the CWCki\|remembers his threat]], and [[Template:DYK\|vandalizes]] [[Template:Article of the now\|three]] [[Template:Picture of the now\|templates]]. His edits are quickly reverted.		* 2 April - Chris [[List of Chris's edits to the CWCki\|remembers his threat]], and [[Template:DYK\|vandalizes]] [[Template:Article of the now\|three]] [[Template:Picture of the now\|templates]]. His edits are quickly reverted.
	* 4 April - 110mb gets its act together and the CWCipedia returns.		* 4 April - 110mb gets its act together and the CWCipedia returns.
	* 4 April - Chris creates another [[OkCupid]] account, after abandoning his first attempt over a year earlier.		* 4 April - Chris creates another [[OkCupid]] account, after abandoning his first attempt over a year earlier.

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	Throughout '''April [[2010]]''', [[Chris]]'s online activity was pretty sporadic, both due to him trying to stay off and free himself from the influence of the ~~Internet~~ (probably prompted by [[Rocky Shoemaker\|an outside force]]), and because a new potential [[sweetheart]], named "[[Jackie]]", had started to exchange emails with him.		Throughout '''April [[2010]]''', [[Chris]]'s online activity was pretty sporadic, both due to him trying to stay off and free himself from the influence of the internet (probably prompted by [[Rocky Shoemaker\|an outside force]]), and because a new potential [[sweetheart]], named "[[Jackie]]," had started to exchange emails with him.

	The month started with the [[CWCipedia]] looking like its main contributor's [[duck]]. That is, to say, mangled beyond recognition. The website was stripped of its flesh and colors, pictures and formatting, leaving behind only a skeleton of HTML code, [[Patti\|like the remains of an animal that's been dug up after many years in the ground]]. This was probably due to 110mb being shit as usual.		The month started with the [[CWCipedia]] looking like its main contributor's [[duck]]. That is, to say, mangled beyond recognition. The website was stripped of its flesh and colors, pictures and formatting, leaving behind only a skeleton of HTML code, [[Patti\|like the remains of an animal that's been dug up after many years in the ground]]. This was probably due to 110mb being shit as usual.

	Chris ~~has also acted on his~~ [[~~Death threats~~\|~~threat~~]] ~~of "trouble from himself personally" after~~ the ~~expiration of his ultimatum, vandalizing~~ the [[~~CWCki~~]] on ~~1 April. The defacements were thought to be someone imitating Chris for an~~ April ~~fools day prank, considering the bad grammar and lulzy description of himself~~.		On 5 April, Chris's second [[The Hook Cafe\|''The HooK'' Café]] ad was discovered, further cementing the fact that he only wants a sweetheart for the [[hanky-panky]]. Said ad was deleted on 9 April.

	~~On 5 April, however~~, Chris~~'s second~~ [[The ~~Hook Cafe\|''~~The ~~HooK'' Café~~]] ad was ~~discovered~~, ~~further cementing~~ the ~~fact that~~ he ~~only wants~~ a ~~sweetheart for the~~ [[~~hanky-panky~~]]. ~~Said ad~~ was ~~deleted on 9 April~~.		A week later, Chris returned to [[The GAMe PLACe]] in an attempt to get his permaban removed so he could start bogarting everything. The manager, [[Michael Snyder]], was unmoved and told Chris to get out, prompting Chris to show himself as a [[Chris and race\|horrible bigot]] once again by using the word "Jew" as an insult (even though Michael is not Jewish). Chris posted a video of the incident, then posted an image on the CWCipedia asking his fans, [[A Message to the Trolls\|the same ones he compared to trolls a month ago]], to [[Chris and hypocrisy\|troll]] him and ask why he's playing [[Kick the Autistic]]. Not only did this, as expected, not work, Michael was, quite to the contrary, subsequently hailed as a hero for keeping the anti-semitic manchild down.

	~~A week later, Chris returned to [[~~The GAMe PLACe~~]] in an attempt to get his permaban removed so he could start bogarting everything. The manager~~, ~~[[Michael Snyder]]~~, ~~was unmoved and told~~ Chris to ~~get out, prompting Chris to show himself as a~~ [[~~Chris and race~~\|~~horrible bigot~~]] ~~once again by using the word "Jew" as an insult (even though Michael is not Jewish). Chris posted a video of the incident~~, ~~then posted an image on~~ the ~~CWCipedia asking his fans~~, ~~[[A Message to~~ the ~~Trolls\|the same ones he compared to trolls~~ a ~~month ago]], to [[Chris and hypocrisy\|troll]] him and ask why~~ he~~'s playing [[Kick the Autistic]]~~. ~~Not only did this~~, ~~as expected, not work, Michael was, quite to the contrary, subsequently hailed as a hero~~ for ~~keeping the anti-semitic man-child down~~.		After his rejection from The GAMe PLACe, however, Chris once again turned to [[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]], for the first time all month, when he wrote several biographies for the Chaotic Combo. He followed up with a lulzworthy history of all female interaction he has ever had. He ranked his childhood teacher among potential crushes too, just for extra WTF.

	~~After his rejection~~ from ~~The GAMe PLACe~~, ~~however~~, Chris ~~once again turned~~ to [[~~Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu~~]], for ~~the first time all month, when~~ he ~~went about writing several biographies for~~ the ~~Chaotic Combo, which he then followed up with a lulzworthy history of all female interaction he has ever had. He ranked~~ his ~~childhood teacher among potential crushes too, just for extra WTF~~.		Chris managed to keep quiet about Jackie (probably having learned something from the whole [[Wallflower]] incident), and her existence was not known to the general public of trolls, until she leaked the whole email correspondence and a deliciously creepy video by Chris to the [[CWCki]]. Subsequently, Chris did his part for autism awareness by making a video in which he mumbles through the Wikipedia page on autism whilst wearing his sports bra.

	Chris managed to keep quiet about Jackie (probably having learned something from the whole [[Wallflower]] incident), and her existence was not known to the general public of trolls, before she leaked the whole email correspondence and a deliciously creepy video by Chris to the [[CWCki]]. Subsequently to this Chris did his part for autism awareness by making a video in which he mumbles through the Wikipedia page on autism whilst wearing his sports bra.		Near the end of the month things finally took a turn for the interesting on the CWCipedia. Several episodes of the Sonichu comic were deleted for their use of copyrighted characters, and some bold impostor sent Chris's Wikisysop a batch of new pages for [[Sonichu 11\|''Sonichu'' #11]]. These False and Dishonest pages attempted to end ''Sonichu'' for good, as they featured the deaths of many main characters and Sonichu and Rosechu's bitter divorce. Sadly, Chris noticed relatively quickly, and replaced all the troll pages with placeholder images.

	Near the end of the month things finally took a turn for the interesting on the CWCipedia. Several episodes of the Sonichu comic were deleted for their use of copyrighted characters, and some bold impostor sent Chris's Wikisysop a batch of new pages for [[Sonichu 11\|''Sonichu'' #11]]. These False and Dishonest pages attempted to end ''Sonichu'' for good, ~~featuring~~ the deaths of many main characters~~, ending with~~ Sonichu and Rosechu's bitter divorce. Sadly, Chris noticed relatively quickly, and replaced all the troll pages with placeholder images.

	==Events of April 2010==		==Events of April 2010==
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	* 2 April - Chris [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki\|remembers his threat]], and [[Template:DYK\|vandalizes]] [[Template:Article of the now\|three]] [[Template:Picture of the now\|templates]]. His edits are quickly reverted.		* 2 April - Chris [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki\|remembers his threat]], and [[Template:DYK\|vandalizes]] [[Template:Article of the now\|three]] [[Template:Picture of the now\|templates]]. His edits are quickly reverted.
	* 4 April - 110mb gets its act together and the CWCipedia returns.		* 4 April - 110mb gets its act together and the CWCipedia returns.
	* 4 April - Chris creates another [[OkCupid]] account, after abandoning his first attempt over a year ~~ago~~.		* 4 April - Chris creates another [[OkCupid]] account, after abandoning his first attempt over a year earlier.
	* 5 April - Chris's [[The Hook Cafe\|''The HooK'' Café]] personal ad is discovered, which blatantly broadcasts the fact that he's just after [[hanky-panky]] now.		* 5 April - Chris's [[The Hook Cafe\|''The HooK'' Café]] personal ad is discovered, which blatantly broadcasts the fact that he's just after [[hanky-panky]] now.
	* 5 April - First of the [[Jackie\|Jackie E-Mails]] is sent.		* 5 April - First of the [[Jackie\|Jackie E-Mails]] is sent.
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	* 17 April - Chris tries to reschedule the date with Jackie, and she pressures him to make an oral sex video.		* 17 April - Chris tries to reschedule the date with Jackie, and she pressures him to make an oral sex video.
	* 18 April - Chris sends Jackie a link to the CWCki, where she learns of how horribly Chris has treated his previous girlfriends. She demands for him to prove that he loves her.		* 18 April - Chris sends Jackie a link to the CWCki, where she learns of how horribly Chris has treated his previous girlfriends. She demands for him to prove that he loves her.
	* 19 April - Chris creates a new "[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)\|Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts]]" page, where he drops [[the Wallflower]]'s real name ''again''. Apparently traumatized by his failed CWCki "attack", he also creates a page titled "The Christian Truth", which ~~currently links~~ to the revised ED page and the Gal-Pals page~~, and promises "Plenty More to Come"~~.		* 19 April - Chris creates a new "[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)\|Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts]]" page, where he drops [[the Wallflower]]'s real name ''again''. Apparently traumatized by his failed CWCki "attack," he also creates a page titled "The Christian Truth," which linked to the revised ED page and the Gal-Pals page.
	* 19 April - Shortly after publishing the original page, Chris deletes [[Tiffany Robinson]], [[Virginia Sanford]], [[Natasha Turner]], [[Sarah Anne Bevel]], [[Molly Quarles]], and [[Miranda Joyce Mitchell]] from his list of gal-pals. However, the Wallflower section remains unchanged.		* 19 April - Shortly after publishing the original page, Chris deletes [[Tiffany Robinson]], [[Virginia Sanford]], [[Natasha Turner]], [[Sarah Anne Bevel]], [[Molly Quarles]], and [[Miranda Joyce Mitchell]] from his list of gal-pals. However, the Wallflower section remains unchanged.
	* 19 April - Chris sends Jackie the [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]] video, a video that she has requested for the past few days in an attempt to show that he loves her.		* 19 April - Chris sends Jackie the [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]] video, a video that she has requested for the past few days in an attempt to show that he loves her.
	* 20 April - Chris makes a [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)\|page]] dedicated to [[The Wallflower]]. Chris later blanks the page and changes the Wallflower's name to her pen name on the Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts page. Then, he ~~goes and~~ recreates the page using her penname.		* 20 April - Chris makes a [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)\|page]] dedicated to [[The Wallflower]]. Chris later blanks the page and changes the Wallflower's name to her pen name on the "Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts" page. Then, he recreates the page using her penname.
	* 20 April - Chris and Jackie argue over e-mails after Chris called Jackie "Ivy" in [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]. Chris responds by saying he does not want a relationship with her.		* 20 April - Chris and Jackie argue over e-mails after Chris called Jackie "Ivy" in [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]. Chris responds by saying he does not want a relationship with her.
	* 21 April - Jackie harps on at Chris, and Chris says he realizes he never loved her.		* 21 April - Jackie harps on at Chris, and Chris says he realizes he never loved her.
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	* 24 April - The Sysop deletes a bunch of comic pages due to various forms of copyright infringement and, for reasons unknown, uploads [[Sonichu 11]] in a version that appears to be not entirely True and Honest and updates the blog.		* 24 April - The Sysop deletes a bunch of comic pages due to various forms of copyright infringement and, for reasons unknown, uploads [[Sonichu 11]] in a version that appears to be not entirely True and Honest and updates the blog.
	* 26 April - Chris reverts the changes made by the Sysop and issues a stern warning on his blog. The reverted pages are replaced with Stress placeholders. He also makes his own OFFICIAL version of the autism awareness ad that better fits [[Aspergers Syndrome\|his views]].		* 26 April - Chris reverts the changes made by the Sysop and issues a stern warning on his blog. The reverted pages are replaced with Stress placeholders. He also makes his own OFFICIAL version of the autism awareness ad that better fits [[Aspergers Syndrome\|his views]].
	* 28 April - Chris ~~begins posting~~ on the [[GameFAQs]] message boards.		* 28 April - Chris asks questions about [[ModNation Racers]] on the [[GameFAQs]] message boards.

	==References==		==References==

Asperhes at 23:34, 5 November 2015

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	[[File:Ima42Bust.jpg\|thumb\|On '''21 April''', a video is leaked showing Chris being highly disturbing. This image sums the video up nicely.]]		[[File:FromCWCtoJackie.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|On '''15 April 2010''', Jackie tells Chris she wants him to make a video demonstrating his skill at oral sex.]]
	[[File:SchuComic11P32Troll.jpg\|thumb\|On '''24 April''', an Impostor Chris sends his webmaster some new pages...]]		[[File:Ima42Bust.jpg\|thumb\|On '''21 April 2010''', a video is leaked showing Chris being highly disturbing. This image sums the video up nicely.]]
	[[File:Schu11Placeholder.jpg\|thumb\|... and on '''26 April''', Chris hides them with this.]]		[[File:SchuComic11P32Troll.jpg\|thumb\|On '''24 April 2010''', an Impostor Chris sends his webmaster some new pages...]]
			[[File:Schu11Placeholder.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|... and on '''26 April 2010''', Chris hides them with this.]]

	Throughout '''April [[2010]]''', [[Chris]]'s online activity was pretty sporadic, both due to him trying to stay off and free himself from the influence of the Internet (probably prompted by [[Rocky Shoemaker\|an outside force]]), and because a new potential [[sweetheart]], named "[[Jackie]]", had started to exchange emails with him.		Throughout '''April [[2010]]''', [[Chris]]'s online activity was pretty sporadic, both due to him trying to stay off and free himself from the influence of the Internet (probably prompted by [[Rocky Shoemaker\|an outside force]]), and because a new potential [[sweetheart]], named "[[Jackie]]", had started to exchange emails with him.

Asperhes: unnecessary footnotes

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unnecessary footnotes

Asperhes at 08:09, 11 February 2015

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	* 5 April - Chris's [[The Hook Cafe\|''The HooK'' Café]] personal ad is discovered, which blatantly broadcasts the fact that he's just after [[hanky-panky]] now.		* 5 April - Chris's [[The Hook Cafe\|''The HooK'' Café]] personal ad is discovered, which blatantly broadcasts the fact that he's just after [[hanky-panky]] now.
	* 5 April - First of the [[Jackie\|Jackie E-Mails]] is sent.<ref name="JackieEmails">[[Jackie E-mails]]</ref>		* 5 April - First of the [[Jackie\|Jackie E-Mails]] is sent.<ref name="JackieEmails">[[Jackie E-mails]]</ref>
	* 7 April - An e-~~mail is sent from Chris~~ to Jackie about the [[GAMe PLACe]]~~. Jackie convinces Chris over the next few days to go there~~ and ~~talk to [[Michael Snyder]]. Another e-mail is sent that gives new info about Chris's~~ time at ~~the~~ [[PVCC]].<ref name="JackieEmails" />		* 6 April - Chris asks Jackie if she has any STDs, after knowing her for one day.
			* 7 April - Chris sends e-mails to Jackie about the [[GAMe PLACe]] and his time at [[PVCC]].<ref name="JackieEmails" />
			* 8 April - Chris tells Jackie more about his history. Jackie tells him he should go to the Game Place and confront [[Michael Snyder]].
	* 9 April - Chris's [[The Hook Cafe\|''The HooK'' Café]] personal ad is deleted, along with a bunch of troll ads. He is likely attempting to hide the fact that he's picked up Jackie.		* 9 April - Chris's [[The Hook Cafe\|''The HooK'' Café]] personal ad is deleted, along with a bunch of troll ads. He is likely attempting to hide the fact that he's picked up Jackie.
	* 10 April - Chris updates his blog and Captain's Log, ~~breaks~~ his exile from the internet to claim that pages are being drawn and that the ads will not phase him.		* 9 April - Chris tells Jackie about [[Sonichu]], [[Asperger's syndrome]], and his OCD. He says he plans to visit the Game Place in a few days.
	* 11 April - Chris visits The GAMe PLACe after Church~~, as he told Jackie~~. One of the cashiers recognizes him and threatens to call the [[police]]. Chris flees.<ref name="JackieEmails2">[[Jackie E-mails 2]]</ref>		* 10 April - Chris updates his blog and Captain's Log, breaking his exile from the internet to claim that pages are being drawn and that the ads will not phase him.
	* 11 April - Chris sets up a date with Jackie at Charlottesville Fashion Square.		* 10 April - Chris e-mails Jackie about his [[CADD]] degree, his [[Chris and music\|singing voice]], and his pets.
	* 12 April - Knowing that Michael Snyder is present, Chris revisits the The GAMe PLACe with his digital camera in his pocket and records his attempt to get himself unbanned. Michael ~~tells him off~~ and starts calling the police, causing Chris to flee again.<ref name="JackieEmails2" /> Later that day, Chris releases [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean\|the audio recording]] of the event, but it is quickly removed.		* 11 April - Chris and Jackie share questionnaires, and they set up a [[dating\|date]] at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]].
	* 12 April - The last [[Mailbag]], [[Mailbag 62]], is uploaded. It ~~stood~~ unanswered.		* 11 April - Chris visits The GAMe PLACe after Church. One of the cashiers recognizes him and threatens to call the [[police]]. Chris flees.<ref name="JackieEmails2">[[Jackie E-mails 2]]</ref>
			* 12 April - Knowing that Michael Snyder is present, Chris revisits the The GAMe PLACe with his digital camera in his pocket and records his attempt to get himself unbanned. Michael says no and starts calling the police, causing Chris to flee again.<ref name="JackieEmails2" /> Later that day, Chris releases [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean\|the audio recording]] of the event, but it is quickly removed. He tells Jackie about the incident.
			* 12 April - The last [[Mailbag]], [[Mailbag 62]], is uploaded. It would stand unanswered.
	* 13 April - Chris posts a [[:File:AskMichaelSnyder.jpg\|picture]] on the CWCipedia asking his fans to call Michael Snyder and ask him he wants to play Kick the Autistic. [[Chris and hypocrisy\|The same day,]] Chris tells Jackie he should have acted better while he was at the GAMe PLACe.<ref name="JackieEmails2" />		* 13 April - Chris posts a [[:File:AskMichaelSnyder.jpg\|picture]] on the CWCipedia asking his fans to call Michael Snyder and ask him he wants to play Kick the Autistic. [[Chris and hypocrisy\|The same day,]] Chris tells Jackie he should have acted better while he was at the GAMe PLACe.<ref name="JackieEmails2" />
	* 14 April - Chris continues to undo [[CWCipedia]] vandalism, and writes biographies for the members of the [[Chaotic Combo]].		* 14 April - Chris continues to undo [[CWCipedia]] vandalism, and writes biographies for the members of the [[Chaotic Combo]].
			* 14 April - Chris tells Jackie he is not lazy, and that he will show her a good time on their date.
			* 15 April - Jackie tells Chris she wants him to make a video demonstrating his abilities at oral sex.
	* 16 April - Chris waits for [[Jackie]] at the Starbucks Kiosk at the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square\|mall]]. She doesn't show up, again shattering his heart level to 15%. However, Jackie tells Chris that he was the one who stood her up, and that she waited for an hour.<ref name="JackieEmails2" />		* 16 April - Chris waits for [[Jackie]] at the Starbucks Kiosk at the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square\|mall]]. She doesn't show up, again shattering his heart level to 15%. However, Jackie tells Chris that he was the one who stood her up, and that she waited for an hour.<ref name="JackieEmails2" />
			* 17 April - Chris tries to reschedule the date with Jackie, and she pressures him to make an oral sex video.
	* 18 April - Chris sends Jackie a link to the CWCki, where she learns of how horribly Chris has treated his previous girlfriends. She demands for him to prove that he loves her.<ref name="JackieEmails2" />		* 18 April - Chris sends Jackie a link to the CWCki, where she learns of how horribly Chris has treated his previous girlfriends. She demands for him to prove that he loves her.<ref name="JackieEmails2" />
	* 19 April - Chris creates a new "[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)\|Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts]]" page, where he drops [[the Wallflower]]'s real name ''again''. Apparently traumatized by his failed CWCki "attack", he also creates a page titled "The Christian Truth", which currently links to the revised ED page and the Gal-Pals page, and promises "Plenty More to Come".		* 19 April - Chris creates a new "[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)\|Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts]]" page, where he drops [[the Wallflower]]'s real name ''again''. Apparently traumatized by his failed CWCki "attack", he also creates a page titled "The Christian Truth", which currently links to the revised ED page and the Gal-Pals page, and promises "Plenty More to Come".
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	* 19 April - Chris sends Jackie the [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]] video, a video that she has requested for the past few days in an attempt to show that he loves her.<ref name="JackieEmails2" />		* 19 April - Chris sends Jackie the [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]] video, a video that she has requested for the past few days in an attempt to show that he loves her.<ref name="JackieEmails2" />
	* 20 April - Chris makes a [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)\|page]] dedicated to [[The Wallflower]]. Chris later blanks the page and changes the Wallflower's name to her pen name on the Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts page. Then, he goes and recreates the page using her penname.		* 20 April - Chris makes a [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)\|page]] dedicated to [[The Wallflower]]. Chris later blanks the page and changes the Wallflower's name to her pen name on the Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts page. Then, he goes and recreates the page using her penname.
	* 20 April - Chris and Jackie argue over e-mails after Chris called Jackie "Ivy" in [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]. Chris responds ~~to her~~ by saying he ~~was~~ not ~~in love~~ with her.<ref name="JackieEmails2" />		* 20 April - Chris and Jackie argue over e-mails after Chris called Jackie "Ivy" in [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]. Chris responds by saying he does not want a relationship with her.<ref name="JackieEmails2" />
	* 21 April - Jackie, ~~having been shown that~~ Chris ~~is not the man she thought~~ he ~~is, decides to cease pursuing a relationship with him~~.<ref name="JackieEmails2" />		* 21 April - Jackie harps on at Chris, and Chris says he realizes he never loved her.<ref name="JackieEmails2" />
	* 21 April - Jackie ~~emerges~~, leaking a [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV\|disturbing video]] and [[Jackie e-mails\|all]] [[Jackie e-mails Part 2\|supporting]] documentation directly to the CWCki.		* 21 April - Jackie reveals herself to the public, leaking a [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV\|disturbing video]] and [[Jackie e-mails\|all]] [[Jackie e-mails Part 2\|supporting]] documentation directly to the CWCki.
	* 22 April - Chris and Jackie have a heated exchange through e-mails. Jackie accuses Chris of wanting her only for sex and being more interested in video games than in her. Chris interprets her remarks as being accused of asexuality.<ref name="JackieEmails2" />		* 22 April - Chris and Jackie have a heated exchange through e-mails. Jackie accuses Chris of wanting her only for sex and being more interested in video games than in her. Chris interprets her remarks as being accused of asexuality.<ref name="JackieEmails2" />
	* 23 April - Chris releases a [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless\|video]] asking for understanding for autistic people whilst wearing nothing but a bra.		* 23 April - Chris releases a [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless\|video]] asking for understanding for autistic people whilst wearing nothing but a bra.
	* 23 April - Chris sends an angry e-mail to Jackie ~~in which~~ he ~~denies being asexual~~.<ref name="JackieEmails2" /> Jackie does not respond and ~~did~~ not renew her contact with Chris until 1 [[July 2010]].<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 3]]</ref>		* 23 April - Chris sends an angry e-mail to Jackie saying he can't help his [[autism]].<ref name="JackieEmails2" /> Jackie does not respond and does not renew her contact with Chris until 1 [[July 2010]].<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 3]]</ref>
	* 24 April - The Sysop deletes a bunch of comic pages due to various forms of copyright infringement and, for reasons unknown, uploads [[Sonichu 11]] in a version that appears to be not entirely True and Honest and updates the blog.		* 24 April - The Sysop deletes a bunch of comic pages due to various forms of copyright infringement and, for reasons unknown, uploads [[Sonichu 11]] in a version that appears to be not entirely True and Honest and updates the blog.
	* 26 April - Chris reverts the changes made by the Sysop and issues a stern warning on his blog. The reverted pages are replaced with Stress placeholders. He also makes his own OFFICIAL version of the autism awareness ad that better fits [[Aspergers Syndrome\|his views]].		* 26 April - Chris reverts the changes made by the Sysop and issues a stern warning on his blog. The reverted pages are replaced with Stress placeholders. He also makes his own OFFICIAL version of the autism awareness ad that better fits [[Aspergers Syndrome\|his views]].

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	Throughout '''April 2010''', [[Chris]]'s online activity was pretty sporadic, both due to him trying to stay off and free himself from the influence of the Internet (probably prompted by [[Rocky Shoemaker\|an outside force]]), and because a new potential [[sweetheart]], named "[[Jackie]]", had started to exchange emails with him.		Throughout '''April [[2010]]''', [[Chris]]'s online activity was pretty sporadic, both due to him trying to stay off and free himself from the influence of the Internet (probably prompted by [[Rocky Shoemaker\|an outside force]]), and because a new potential [[sweetheart]], named "[[Jackie]]", had started to exchange emails with him.

	The month started with the [[CWCipedia]] looking like its main contributor's [[duck]]. That is, to say, mangled beyond recognition. The website was stripped of its flesh and colors, pictures and formatting, leaving behind only a skeleton of HTML code, [[Patti\|like the remains of an animal that's been dug up after many years in the ground]]. This was probably due to 110mb being shit as usual.		The month started with the [[CWCipedia]] looking like its main contributor's [[duck]]. That is, to say, mangled beyond recognition. The website was stripped of its flesh and colors, pictures and formatting, leaving behind only a skeleton of HTML code, [[Patti\|like the remains of an animal that's been dug up after many years in the ground]]. This was probably due to 110mb being shit as usual.

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	* 4 April - Chris creates another [[OkCupid]] account, after abandoning his first attempt over a year ago.		* 4 April - Chris creates another [[OkCupid]] account, after abandoning his first attempt over a year ago.
	* 5 April - Chris's [[The Hook Cafe\|''The HooK'' Café]] personal ad is discovered, which blatantly broadcasts the fact that he's just after [[hanky-panky]] now.		* 5 April - Chris's [[The Hook Cafe\|''The HooK'' Café]] personal ad is discovered, which blatantly broadcasts the fact that he's just after [[hanky-panky]] now.
	* 5 April - First of the [[Jackie\|Jackie E-Mails]] is sent.		* 5 April - First of the [[Jackie\|Jackie E-Mails]] is sent.<ref name="JackieEmails">[[Jackie E-mails]]</ref>
	* 7 April - An e-mail is sent from Chris to Jackie about the [[GAMe PLACe]]. Jackie convinces Chris over the next few days to go there and talk to [[Michael Snyder]]. Another e-mail is sent that gives new info about Chris's time at the [[PVCC]].		* 7 April - An e-mail is sent from Chris to Jackie about the [[GAMe PLACe]]. Jackie convinces Chris over the next few days to go there and talk to [[Michael Snyder]]. Another e-mail is sent that gives new info about Chris's time at the [[PVCC]].<ref name="JackieEmails" />
	* 9 April - Chris's [[The Hook Cafe\|''The HooK'' Café]] personal ad is deleted, along with a bunch of troll ads. He is likely attempting to hide the fact that he's picked up Jackie.		* 9 April - Chris's [[The Hook Cafe\|''The HooK'' Café]] personal ad is deleted, along with a bunch of troll ads. He is likely attempting to hide the fact that he's picked up Jackie.
	* 10 April - Chris updates his blog and Captain's Log, breaks his exile from the internet to claim that pages are being drawn and that the ads will not phase him.		* 10 April - Chris updates his blog and Captain's Log, breaks his exile from the internet to claim that pages are being drawn and that the ads will not phase him.

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	* 22 April - Chris and Jackie have a heated exchange through e-mails. Jackie accuses Chris of wanting her only for sex and being more interested in video games than in her. Chris interprets her remarks as being accused of asexuality.<ref name="JackieEmails2" />		* 22 April - Chris and Jackie have a heated exchange through e-mails. Jackie accuses Chris of wanting her only for sex and being more interested in video games than in her. Chris interprets her remarks as being accused of asexuality.<ref name="JackieEmails2" />
	* 23 April - Chris releases a [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless\|video]] asking for understanding for autistic people whilst wearing nothing but a bra.		* 23 April - Chris releases a [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless\|video]] asking for understanding for autistic people whilst wearing nothing but a bra.
	* 23 April - Chris sends an angry e-mail to Jackie in which he denies being asexual.<ref name="JackieEmails2" /> Jackie does not respond and did not renew her contact with Chris until 1 [[July 2010]].<ref>Jackie E-mails 3</ref>		* 23 April - Chris sends an angry e-mail to Jackie in which he denies being asexual.<ref name="JackieEmails2" /> Jackie does not respond and did not renew her contact with Chris until 1 [[July 2010]].<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 3]]</ref>
	* 24 April - The Sysop deletes a bunch of comic pages due to various forms of copyright infringement and, for reasons unknown, uploads [[Sonichu 11]] in a version that appears to be not entirely True and Honest and updates the blog.		* 24 April - The Sysop deletes a bunch of comic pages due to various forms of copyright infringement and, for reasons unknown, uploads [[Sonichu 11]] in a version that appears to be not entirely True and Honest and updates the blog.
	* 26 April - Chris reverts the changes made by the Sysop and issues a stern warning on his blog. The reverted pages are replaced with Stress placeholders. He also makes his own OFFICIAL version of the autism awareness ad that better fits [[Aspergers Syndrome\|his views]].		* 26 April - Chris reverts the changes made by the Sysop and issues a stern warning on his blog. The reverted pages are replaced with Stress placeholders. He also makes his own OFFICIAL version of the autism awareness ad that better fits [[Aspergers Syndrome\|his views]].

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	[[File:Schu11Placeholder.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|... and on '''26 April 2010''', Chris hides them with this.]]		[[File:Schu11Placeholder.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|... and on '''26 April 2010''', Chris hides them with this.]]

	~~Throughout~~ '''April [[2010]]''', [[Chris]]'s online activity was pretty sporadic, both due to him trying to stay off and free himself from the influence of the internet (probably prompted by [[Rocky Shoemaker\|an outside force]]), and because a new potential [[sweetheart]], named "[[Jackie]]," had started to exchange emails with him.		'''April''' was the fourth month of '''[[2010]]'''. [[Chris]]'s online activity throughout the month was pretty sporadic, both due to him trying to stay off and free himself from the influence of the internet (probably prompted by [[Rocky Shoemaker\|an outside force]]), and because a new potential [[sweetheart]], named "[[Jackie]]," had started to exchange emails with him.

	The month started with the [[CWCipedia]] looking like its main contributor's [[duck]]~~. That~~ is, to say, mangled beyond recognition. The website was stripped of its flesh and colors, pictures and formatting, leaving behind only a skeleton of HTML code, [[Patti\|~~like the remains of~~ an animal that's been dug up after many years in the ground]]. This was probably due to 110mb being shit as usual.		The month started with the [[CWCipedia]] looking like its main contributor's [[duck]]: that is, to say, mangled beyond recognition. The website was stripped of its flesh and colors, pictures and formatting, leaving behind only a skeleton of HTML code, like the remains of [[Patti\|an animal that's been dug up after many years in the ground]]. This was probably due to 110mb being shit as usual.

	On 5 April, Chris's second [[The Hook Cafe\|''The HooK'' Café]] ad was discovered, further cementing the fact that he only wants a sweetheart for the [[hanky-panky]]. Said ad was deleted on 9 April.		On 5 April, Chris's second [[The Hook Cafe\|''The HooK'' Café]] ad was discovered, further cementing the fact that he only wants a sweetheart for the [[hanky-panky]]. Said ad was deleted on 9 April.

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	[[File:Ima42Bust.jpg\|thumb\|On '''21 April''', a video is leaked showing Chris being highly disturbing. This image sums the video up nicely.]]		[[File:FromCWCtoJackie.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|On '''15 April 2010''', Jackie tells Chris she wants him to make a video demonstrating his skill at oral sex.]]
	[[File:SchuComic11P32Troll.jpg\|thumb\|On '''24 April''', an Impostor Chris sends his webmaster some new pages...]]		[[File:Ima42Bust.jpg\|thumb\|On '''21 April 2010''', a video is leaked showing Chris being highly disturbing. This image sums the video up nicely.]]
	[[File:Schu11Placeholder.jpg\|thumb\|... and on '''26 April''', Chris hides them with this.]]		[[File:SchuComic11P32Troll.jpg\|thumb\|On '''24 April 2010''', an Impostor Chris sends his webmaster some new pages...]]
			[[File:Schu11Placeholder.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|... and on '''26 April 2010''', Chris hides them with this.]]

	Throughout '''April [[2010]]''', [[Chris]]'s online activity was pretty sporadic, both due to him trying to stay off and free himself from the influence of the Internet (probably prompted by [[Rocky Shoemaker\|an outside force]]), and because a new potential [[sweetheart]], named "[[Jackie]]", had started to exchange emails with him.		Throughout '''April [[2010]]''', [[Chris]]'s online activity was pretty sporadic, both due to him trying to stay off and free himself from the influence of the Internet (probably prompted by [[Rocky Shoemaker\|an outside force]]), and because a new potential [[sweetheart]], named "[[Jackie]]", had started to exchange emails with him.

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	[[File:Schu11Placeholder.jpg\|thumb\|... and on '''26 April''', Chris hides them with this.]]		[[File:Schu11Placeholder.jpg\|thumb\|... and on '''26 April''', Chris hides them with this.]]

	Throughout '''April 2010''', [[Chris]]'s online activity was pretty sporadic, both due to him trying to stay off and free himself from the influence of the Internet (probably prompted by [[Rocky Shoemaker\|an outside force]]), and because a new potential [[sweetheart]], named "[[Jackie]]", had started to exchange emails with him.		Throughout '''April [[2010]]''', [[Chris]]'s online activity was pretty sporadic, both due to him trying to stay off and free himself from the influence of the Internet (probably prompted by [[Rocky Shoemaker\|an outside force]]), and because a new potential [[sweetheart]], named "[[Jackie]]", had started to exchange emails with him.

	The month started with the [[CWCipedia]] looking like its main contributor's [[duck]]. That is, to say, mangled beyond recognition. The website was stripped of its flesh and colors, pictures and formatting, leaving behind only a skeleton of HTML code, [[Patti\|like the remains of an animal that's been dug up after many years in the ground]]. This was probably due to 110mb being shit as usual.		The month started with the [[CWCipedia]] looking like its main contributor's [[duck]]. That is, to say, mangled beyond recognition. The website was stripped of its flesh and colors, pictures and formatting, leaving behind only a skeleton of HTML code, [[Patti\|like the remains of an animal that's been dug up after many years in the ground]]. This was probably due to 110mb being shit as usual.

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	* 4 April - Chris creates another [[OkCupid]] account, after abandoning his first attempt over a year ago.		* 4 April - Chris creates another [[OkCupid]] account, after abandoning his first attempt over a year ago.
	* 5 April - Chris's [[The Hook Cafe\|''The HooK'' Café]] personal ad is discovered, which blatantly broadcasts the fact that he's just after [[hanky-panky]] now.		* 5 April - Chris's [[The Hook Cafe\|''The HooK'' Café]] personal ad is discovered, which blatantly broadcasts the fact that he's just after [[hanky-panky]] now.
	* 5 April - First of the [[Jackie\|Jackie E-Mails]] is sent.~~<ref name="JackieEmails">[[Jackie E-mails]]</ref>~~		* 5 April - First of the [[Jackie\|Jackie E-Mails]] is sent.
	* 6 April - Chris asks Jackie if she has any STDs, after knowing her for one day.		* 6 April - Chris asks Jackie if she has any STDs, after knowing her for one day.
	* 7 April - Chris sends e-mails to Jackie about the [[GAMe PLACe]] and his time at [[PVCC]].~~<ref name="JackieEmails" />~~		* 7 April - Chris sends e-mails to Jackie about the [[GAMe PLACe]] and his time at [[PVCC]].
	* 8 April - Chris tells Jackie more about his history. Jackie tells him he should go to the Game Place and confront [[Michael Snyder]].		* 8 April - Chris tells Jackie more about his history. Jackie tells him he should go to the Game Place and confront [[Michael Snyder]].
	* 9 April - Chris's [[The Hook Cafe\|''The HooK'' Café]] personal ad is deleted, along with a bunch of troll ads. He is likely attempting to hide the fact that he's picked up Jackie.		* 9 April - Chris's [[The Hook Cafe\|''The HooK'' Café]] personal ad is deleted, along with a bunch of troll ads. He is likely attempting to hide the fact that he's picked up Jackie.
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	* 11 April - Chris and Jackie share questionnaires, and they set up a [[dating\|date]] at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]].		* 11 April - Chris and Jackie share questionnaires, and they set up a [[dating\|date]] at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]].
	* 11 April - Chris visits The GAMe PLACe after Church. One of the cashiers recognizes him and threatens to call the [[police]]. Chris flees.<ref name="JackieEmails2">[[Jackie E-mails 2]]</ref>		* 11 April - Chris visits The GAMe PLACe after Church. One of the cashiers recognizes him and threatens to call the [[police]]. Chris flees.<ref name="JackieEmails2">[[Jackie E-mails 2]]</ref>
	* 12 April - Knowing that Michael Snyder is present, Chris revisits the The GAMe PLACe with his digital camera in his pocket and records his attempt to get himself unbanned. Michael says no and starts calling the police, causing Chris to flee again.~~<ref name="JackieEmails2" />~~ Later that day, Chris releases [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean\|the audio recording]] of the event, but it is quickly removed. He tells Jackie about the incident.		* 12 April - Knowing that Michael Snyder is present, Chris revisits the The GAMe PLACe with his digital camera in his pocket and records his attempt to get himself unbanned. Michael says no and starts calling the police, causing Chris to flee again. Later that day, Chris releases [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean\|the audio recording]] of the event, but it is quickly removed. He tells Jackie about the incident.
	* 12 April - The last [[Mailbag]], [[Mailbag 62]], is uploaded. It would stand unanswered.		* 12 April - The last [[Mailbag]], [[Mailbag 62]], is uploaded. It would stand unanswered.
	* 13 April - Chris posts a [[:File:AskMichaelSnyder.jpg\|picture]] on the CWCipedia asking his fans to call Michael Snyder and ask him he wants to play Kick the Autistic. [[Chris and hypocrisy\|The same day,]] Chris tells Jackie he should have acted better while he was at the GAMe PLACe.~~<ref name="JackieEmails2" />~~		* 13 April - Chris posts a [[:File:AskMichaelSnyder.jpg\|picture]] on the CWCipedia asking his fans to call Michael Snyder and ask him he wants to play Kick the Autistic. [[Chris and hypocrisy\|The same day,]] Chris tells Jackie he should have acted better while he was at the GAMe PLACe.
	* 14 April - Chris continues to undo [[CWCipedia]] vandalism, and writes biographies for the members of the [[Chaotic Combo]].		* 14 April - Chris continues to undo [[CWCipedia]] vandalism, and writes biographies for the members of the [[Chaotic Combo]].
	* 14 April - Chris tells Jackie he is not lazy, and that he will show her a good time on their date.		* 14 April - Chris tells Jackie he is not lazy, and that he will show her a good time on their date.
	* 15 April - Jackie tells Chris she wants him to make a video demonstrating his abilities at oral sex.		* 15 April - Jackie tells Chris she wants him to make a video demonstrating his abilities at oral sex.
	* 16 April - Chris waits for [[Jackie]] at the Starbucks Kiosk at the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square\|mall]]. She doesn't show up, again shattering his heart level to 15%. However, Jackie tells Chris that he was the one who stood her up, and that she waited for an hour.~~<ref name="JackieEmails2" />~~		* 16 April - Chris waits for [[Jackie]] at the Starbucks Kiosk at the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square\|mall]]. She doesn't show up, again shattering his heart level to 15%. However, Jackie tells Chris that he was the one who stood her up, and that she waited for an hour.
	* 17 April - Chris tries to reschedule the date with Jackie, and she pressures him to make an oral sex video.		* 17 April - Chris tries to reschedule the date with Jackie, and she pressures him to make an oral sex video.
	* 18 April - Chris sends Jackie a link to the CWCki, where she learns of how horribly Chris has treated his previous girlfriends. She demands for him to prove that he loves her.~~<ref name="JackieEmails2" />~~		* 18 April - Chris sends Jackie a link to the CWCki, where she learns of how horribly Chris has treated his previous girlfriends. She demands for him to prove that he loves her.
	* 19 April - Chris creates a new "[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)\|Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts]]" page, where he drops [[the Wallflower]]'s real name ''again''. Apparently traumatized by his failed CWCki "attack", he also creates a page titled "The Christian Truth", which currently links to the revised ED page and the Gal-Pals page, and promises "Plenty More to Come".		* 19 April - Chris creates a new "[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)\|Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts]]" page, where he drops [[the Wallflower]]'s real name ''again''. Apparently traumatized by his failed CWCki "attack", he also creates a page titled "The Christian Truth", which currently links to the revised ED page and the Gal-Pals page, and promises "Plenty More to Come".
	* 19 April - Shortly after publishing the original page, Chris deletes [[Tiffany Robinson]], [[Virginia Sanford]], [[Natasha Turner]], [[Sarah Anne Bevel]], [[Molly Quarles]], and [[Miranda Joyce Mitchell]] from his list of gal-pals. However, the Wallflower section remains unchanged.		* 19 April - Shortly after publishing the original page, Chris deletes [[Tiffany Robinson]], [[Virginia Sanford]], [[Natasha Turner]], [[Sarah Anne Bevel]], [[Molly Quarles]], and [[Miranda Joyce Mitchell]] from his list of gal-pals. However, the Wallflower section remains unchanged.
	* 19 April - Chris sends Jackie the [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]] video, a video that she has requested for the past few days in an attempt to show that he loves her.~~<ref name="JackieEmails2" />~~		* 19 April - Chris sends Jackie the [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]] video, a video that she has requested for the past few days in an attempt to show that he loves her.
	* 20 April - Chris makes a [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)\|page]] dedicated to [[The Wallflower]]. Chris later blanks the page and changes the Wallflower's name to her pen name on the Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts page. Then, he goes and recreates the page using her penname.		* 20 April - Chris makes a [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)\|page]] dedicated to [[The Wallflower]]. Chris later blanks the page and changes the Wallflower's name to her pen name on the Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts page. Then, he goes and recreates the page using her penname.
	* 20 April - Chris and Jackie argue over e-mails after Chris called Jackie "Ivy" in [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]. Chris responds by saying he does not want a relationship with her.~~<ref name="JackieEmails2" />~~		* 20 April - Chris and Jackie argue over e-mails after Chris called Jackie "Ivy" in [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]. Chris responds by saying he does not want a relationship with her.
	* 21 April - Jackie harps on at Chris, and Chris says he realizes he never loved her.~~<ref name="JackieEmails2" />~~		* 21 April - Jackie harps on at Chris, and Chris says he realizes he never loved her.
	* 21 April - Jackie reveals herself to the public, leaking a [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV\|disturbing video]] and [[Jackie e-mails\|all]] [[Jackie e-mails Part 2\|supporting]] documentation directly to the CWCki.		* 21 April - Jackie reveals herself to the public, leaking a [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV\|disturbing video]] and [[Jackie e-mails\|all]] [[Jackie e-mails Part 2\|supporting]] documentation directly to the CWCki.
	* 22 April - Chris and Jackie have a heated exchange through e-mails. Jackie accuses Chris of wanting her only for sex and being more interested in video games than in her. Chris interprets her remarks as being accused of asexuality.~~<ref name="JackieEmails2" />~~		* 22 April - Chris and Jackie have a heated exchange through e-mails. Jackie accuses Chris of wanting her only for sex and being more interested in video games than in her. Chris interprets her remarks as being accused of asexuality.
	* 23 April - Chris releases a [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless\|video]] asking for understanding for autistic people whilst wearing nothing but a bra.		* 23 April - Chris releases a [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless\|video]] asking for understanding for autistic people whilst wearing nothing but a bra.
	* 23 April - Chris sends an angry e-mail to Jackie saying he can't help his [[autism]].~~<ref name="JackieEmails2" />~~ Jackie does not respond and does not renew her contact with Chris until 1 [[July 2010]].~~<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 3]]</ref>~~		* 23 April - Chris sends an angry [[Jackie E-mails 3\|e-mail]] to Jackie saying he can't help his [[autism]]. Jackie does not respond and does not renew her contact with Chris until 1 [[July 2010]].
	* 24 April - The Sysop deletes a bunch of comic pages due to various forms of copyright infringement and, for reasons unknown, uploads [[Sonichu 11]] in a version that appears to be not entirely True and Honest and updates the blog.		* 24 April - The Sysop deletes a bunch of comic pages due to various forms of copyright infringement and, for reasons unknown, uploads [[Sonichu 11]] in a version that appears to be not entirely True and Honest and updates the blog.
	* 26 April - Chris reverts the changes made by the Sysop and issues a stern warning on his blog. The reverted pages are replaced with Stress placeholders. He also makes his own OFFICIAL version of the autism awareness ad that better fits [[Aspergers Syndrome\|his views]].		* 26 April - Chris reverts the changes made by the Sysop and issues a stern warning on his blog. The reverted pages are replaced with Stress placeholders. He also makes his own OFFICIAL version of the autism awareness ad that better fits [[Aspergers Syndrome\|his views]].