April 2012 - Revision history

FromtheWordsofBR at 23:28, 26 March 2025

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	'''April''' was the fourth month of [[2012]]. The fallout from the [[28 October 2011]] incident continued, as well as some activity from Chris' Facebook page. This month is particularly notable for it seeing Chris finally lose his [[Virgin with rage\|virginity]], to a [[Mia Hamm\|woman "from the backpage"]]. However, this largely failed to lift him out of the funk he was in at the time; it seems that finally getting some [[china]] did not solve Chris's deep-seated problems like he expected it to.		'''April''' was the fourth month of [[2012]]. The fallout from the [[28 October 2011]] incident continued, as well as some activity from Chris' [[Facebook]] page. This month is particularly notable for it seeing Chris finally lose his [[Virgin with rage\|virginity]], to a [[Mia Hamm\|woman "from the backpage"]]. However, this largely failed to lift him out of the funk he was in at the time; it seems that finally getting some [[china]] did not solve Chris's deep-seated problems like he expected it to.

	==Events==		==Events==
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	* '''4 April'''		* '''4 April'''
	** A secret friend of Chris forwards him an ad for a [[Mia Hamm\|prostitute]] on Backpage.com. Desperate to lose his [[Virgin with rage\|virginity]] as soon as possible, Chris accepts the ad's offer and pays [[Monthly tugboat\|$150]] for an hour of her service.		** A secret friend of Chris forwards him an ad for a [[Mia Hamm\|prostitute]] on Backpage.com. Desperate to lose his [[Virgin with rage\|virginity]] as soon as possible, Chris accepts the ad's offer and pays [[Monthly tugboat\|$150]] for an hour of her service.
	* Upon arriving home, he tells his Facebook friends, "I am not a virgin anymore."		** Upon arriving home, he tells his Facebook friends, "I am not a virgin anymore."
	* Chris relates the [[Open Relationship E-mails#The Hooker Story\|full story]] to a secret friend.		** Chris relates the [[Open Relationship E-mails#The Hooker Story\|full story]] to a secret friend.
	* '''5 April''' - Chris and Barb have another hearing at 1:00 p.m. Trespassing and assault charges are dismissed, and a Grand Jury is to decide on the felony hit and run charges. [[~~Michael_Snyder\|~~Michael Snyder's]] protection order is granted against both Chris and Barb, potentially equating to [[Chris_and_the_Law\|jail time]] if either of them trespass again.		* '''5 April''' - Chris and Barb have another hearing at 1:00 p.m. Trespassing and assault charges are dismissed, and a Grand Jury is to decide on the felony hit and run charges. [[Michael Snyder]]'s protection order is granted against both Chris and Barb, potentially equating to [[Chris_and_the_Law\|jail time]] if either of them trespass again.
	* '''8 April''' - In a private [[Facebook]] status update, Chris reveals more details about his lone [[Chris and sex\|sexual encounter]].		* '''8 April''' - In a private [[Facebook]] status update, Chris reveals more details about his lone [[Chris and sex\|sexual encounter]].
	* '''9 April''' - Chris and his [[mother]] visit Barb's hometown of Red Oak, Virginia and plant flowers on their deceased relatives' graves. They do not visit their living relatives in the town, who want nothing to do with them.		* '''9 April''' - Chris and his [[mother]] visit Barb's hometown of Red Oak, Virginia and plant flowers on their deceased relatives' graves. They do not visit their living relatives in the town, who want nothing to do with them.
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	** Chris posts on Facebook saying that the [[JenkinsJinkies]] camp gay experience story wasn't real. [[Voicemail greeting#30 April 2012\|PUNKED!]]		** Chris posts on Facebook saying that the [[JenkinsJinkies]] camp gay experience story wasn't real. [[Voicemail greeting#30 April 2012\|PUNKED!]]
	** Chris changes his [[voicemail greeting]].		** Chris changes his [[voicemail greeting]].

			==Activity==
			===Audio===
			* [[Voicemail greeting#30 April 2012\|Voicemail greeting]]

			===Chats===
			* [[Open Relationship E-mails]]
			* [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012]]

			===Posts===
			* [[April 2012 Facebook posts]]
			* [[2009-2016 tweets#2012\|2009-2016 tweets]]

	{{Timeline}}		{{Timeline}}

FromtheWordsofBR at 04:02, 19 June 2024

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	[[File:Losing weight 2.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Chris thinks he's losing weight.]]		[[File:Losing weight 2.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Chris thinks he's losing weight.]]

	'''April''' was the fourth month of [[2012]]. The fallout from the [[28 October 2011]] incident continued, as well as some activity from Chris' Facebook page. This month is particularly notable for it seeing Chris ~~announcing he had~~ finally ~~lost~~ his [[Virgin with rage\|virginity]], to a [[Mia Hamm\|woman "from the backpage"]].		'''April''' was the fourth month of [[2012]]. The fallout from the [[28 October 2011]] incident continued, as well as some activity from Chris' Facebook page. This month is particularly notable for it seeing Chris finally lose his [[Virgin with rage\|virginity]], to a [[Mia Hamm\|woman "from the backpage"]]. However, this largely failed to lift him out of the funk he was in at the time; it seems that finally getting some [[china]] did not solve Chris's deep-seated problems like he expected it to.

	==Events==		==Events==
	* 1 April - Chris writes [[Facebook#An Open Note\|An Open Note]] on [[Facebook]] declaring that no one really cares about him.		* '''1 April''' - Chris writes [[April 2012 Facebook posts##An Open Note\|An Open Note]] on [[Facebook]] declaring that no one really cares about him.
	* 3 April - Chris changes his PSN status to "I am Christian" and buys more Vita games.		* '''3 April''' - Chris changes his PSN status to "I am Christian" and buys more Vita games.
	* 4 April - Chris ~~tells his Facebook friends that he has lost~~ his [[~~virgin~~ with rage\|virginity]]. He relates the [[Open Relationship E-mails#The Hooker Story\|full story]] to a secret friend.		* '''4 April'''
	* 5 April - Chris and Barb have another hearing at 1:00 p.m. Trespassing and assault charges are dismissed, and a Grand Jury is to decide on the felony hit and run charges. [[Michael_Snyder\|Michael Snyder's]] protection order is granted against both Chris and Barb, potentially equating to [[Chris_and_the_Law\|jail time]] if either of them trespass again.		** A secret friend of Chris forwards him an ad for a [[Mia Hamm\|prostitute]] on Backpage.com. Desperate to lose his [[Virgin with rage\|virginity]] as soon as possible, Chris accepts the ad's offer and pays [[Monthly tugboat\|$150]] for an hour of her service.
	* 8 April - In a private [[Facebook]] status update, Chris reveals more details about his lone [[Chris and sex\|sexual encounter]].		* Upon arriving home, he tells his Facebook friends, "I am not a virgin anymore."
	* 9 April - Chris and his [[mother]] visit Barb's hometown of Red Oak, Virginia and plant flowers on their deceased relatives' graves. They do not visit their living relatives in the town, who want nothing to do with them.		* Chris relates the [[Open Relationship E-mails#The Hooker Story\|full story]] to a secret friend.
	* 13 April - Chris makes a public announcement that he has had sex.		* '''5 April''' - Chris and Barb have another hearing at 1:00 p.m. Trespassing and assault charges are dismissed, and a Grand Jury is to decide on the felony hit and run charges. [[Michael_Snyder\|Michael Snyder's]] protection order is granted against both Chris and Barb, potentially equating to [[Chris_and_the_Law\|jail time]] if either of them trespass again.
	* ~~13 April -~~ Chris posts new photos of himself on [[Facebook]] and says he is losing [[obesity\|weight]].		* '''8 April''' - In a private [[Facebook]] status update, Chris reveals more details about his lone [[Chris and sex\|sexual encounter]].
	* 14 April - Chris deletes the Facebook note confirming that he had lost his virginity.		* '''9 April''' - Chris and his [[mother]] visit Barb's hometown of Red Oak, Virginia and plant flowers on their deceased relatives' graves. They do not visit their living relatives in the town, who want nothing to do with them.
	* ~~14 April -~~ Chris tells his Facebook friends that he enjoyed a Three Stooges film.		* '''13 April'''
	* 16 April - After a two-year absence, Chris returns to [[Twitter]] to wish death upon [[Michael Snyder]] and delete all his followers.		** Chris makes a public announcement that he has had sex.
	* ~~16 April -~~ Chris and Barbara appear before a grand jury at 9:30 a.m. They are indicted on felony charges and will be arraigned on July 10th.		** Chris posts new photos of himself on [[Facebook]] and says he is losing [[obesity\|weight]].
	* ~~16 April -~~ In a public [[Facebook]] message, Chris sneers at the [[trolls]] on the [[CWCki]].		* '''14 April'''
	* 17 April - Chris tells his Facebook friends that he likes a new [[hair\|hairspray]] recommended by ~~the~~ hooker.		** Chris deletes the Facebook note confirming that he had lost his virginity.
	* 19 April - Chris writes on Facebook that he still has trouble talking to women.		** Chris tells his Facebook friends that he enjoyed that year's ''Three Stooges'' film.
	* 22 April - On Facebook, Chris says he is still desperate for a [[sweetheart]].		* '''16 April'''
	* 23 April - Chris tells his Facebook audience that he is deeply afraid of being alone after his [[mother]] dies.		** After a two-year absence, Chris returns to [[Twitter]] to wish death upon [[Michael Snyder]] and delete all his followers.
	* 24 April - Chris continues to panic about not having a girlfriend.		** Chris and Barbara appear before a grand jury at 9:30 a.m. They are indicted on felony charges and will be arraigned on July 10th.
	* 25 April - Chris snaps at his Facebook friends that they are not doing enough to help him find a sweetheart.		** In a public [[Facebook]] message, Chris sneers at the [[trolls]] on the [[CWCki]].
	* ~~25 April -~~ Following an 11-day absence, Chris makes a public post on [[Facebook]] about [[My Little Pony\|Derpy Hooves]].		* '''17 April''' - Chris tells his Facebook friends that he likes a new [[hair\|hairspray]] recommended by his hooker.
	* 26 April - Chris posts on Facebook saying that he aims to return to using an [[Attraction Sign]] at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] on Saturday. This is a deliberate lie.		* '''19 April''' - Chris writes on Facebook that he still has trouble talking to women.
	* 28 April - Chris posts a note on Facebook claiming "victory" against the trolls, saying that his announcement that he would be using the attraction sign again was a lie.		* '''22 April''' - On Facebook, Chris says he is still desperate for a [[sweetheart]].
	* 29 April - Chris expresses uncharacteristic self-esteem and optimism on Facebook.		* '''23 April''' - Chris tells his Facebook audience that he is deeply afraid of being alone after his [[mother]] dies.
	* ~~29 April -~~ Chris accuses suspected Korean trolls of bringing him poisoned food.		* '''24 April''' - Chris continues to panic about not having a girlfriend.
	* 30 April - Chris tells his Facebook friends to follow [[Kim]]'s example and tell women about him.		* '''25 April'''
	* ~~30 April -~~ Chris posts on Facebook saying that the [[JenkinsJinkies]] camp gay experience story wasn't real. [[Voicemail greeting#30 April 2012\|PUNKED!]]		** Chris snaps at his Facebook friends that they are not doing enough to help him find a sweetheart.
	* ~~30 April -~~ Chris changes his [[voicemail greeting]].		** Following an 11-day absence, Chris makes a public post on [[Facebook]] about [[My Little Pony\|Derpy Hooves]].
			* '''26 April''' - Chris posts on Facebook saying that he aims to return to using an [[Attraction Sign]] at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] on Saturday. This is a deliberate lie.
			* '''28 April''' - Chris posts a note on Facebook claiming "victory" against the trolls, saying that his announcement that he would be using the attraction sign again was a lie.
			* '''29 April'''
			** Chris expresses uncharacteristic self-esteem and optimism on Facebook.
			** Chris accuses suspected Korean trolls of bringing him poisoned food.
			* '''30 April'''
			** Chris tells his Facebook friends to follow [[Kim]]'s example and tell women about him.
			** Chris posts on Facebook saying that the [[JenkinsJinkies]] camp gay experience story wasn't real. [[Voicemail greeting#30 April 2012\|PUNKED!]]
			** Chris changes his [[voicemail greeting]].

	{{Timeline}}		{{Timeline}}

FromtheWordsofBR at 22:43, 1 May 2024

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	'''April''' was the ~~fifth~~ month of [[2012]]. The fallout from the [[28 October 2011]] incident continued, as well as some activity from Chris' Facebook page. This month is particularly notable for it seeing Chris announcing he had finally lost his [[Virgin with rage\|virginity]], to a [[Mia Hamm\|woman "from the backpage"]].		'''April''' was the fourth month of [[2012]]. The fallout from the [[28 October 2011]] incident continued, as well as some activity from Chris' Facebook page. This month is particularly notable for it seeing Chris announcing he had finally lost his [[Virgin with rage\|virginity]], to a [[Mia Hamm\|woman "from the backpage"]].

	==Events==		==Events==

FromtheWordsofBR at 01:55, 12 April 2021

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	[[File:Losing weight 2.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Chris thinks he's losing weight.]]		[[File:Losing weight 2.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Chris thinks he's losing weight.]]

	'''April''' was the fifth month of [[2012]]. The fallout from the [[28 October 2011]] incident continued, as well as some activity from Chris' Facebook page. This month is particularly notable~~, as~~ it ~~saw~~ Chris announcing he had finally lost his [[Virgin with rage\|virginity]], to a [[Mia Hamm\|woman "from the backpage"]].		'''April''' was the fifth month of [[2012]]. The fallout from the [[28 October 2011]] incident continued, as well as some activity from Chris' Facebook page. This month is particularly notable for it seeing Chris announcing he had finally lost his [[Virgin with rage\|virginity]], to a [[Mia Hamm\|woman "from the backpage"]].

	==Events==		==Events==

FromtheWordsofBR at 20:39, 16 November 2020

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	[[File:Losing weight 2.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Chris thinks he's losing weight.]]		[[File:Losing weight 2.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Chris thinks he's losing weight.]]
	~~During~~ '''April [[2012]]~~''', the~~ fallout from the [[28 October 2011]] incident continued, as well as some activity from Chris' Facebook page. ~~On a brighter note~~, Chris ~~is no longer a~~ [[~~virgin~~ with rage]].
			'''April''' was the fifth month of [[2012]]. The fallout from the [[28 October 2011]] incident continued, as well as some activity from Chris' Facebook page. This month is particularly notable, as it saw Chris announcing he had finally lost his [[Virgin with rage\|virginity]], to a [[Mia Hamm\|woman "from the backpage"]].

	==Events==		==Events==

Ddcakes22 at 23:47, 11 October 2020

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	[[File:Fbp7.png\|thumb\|200px\|Chris in April 2012.]]		[[File:Fbp7.png\|thumb\|200px\|Chris in April 2012.]]
	[[File:Losing weight 2.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Chris thinks he's losing weight.]]		[[File:Losing weight 2.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Chris thinks he's losing weight.]]
	During '''April [[2012]]''' the fallout from the [[28 October 2011]] incident continued, as well as some activity from Chris' Facebook page. On a brighter note, Chris is no longer a [[virgin with rage]].		During '''April [[2012]]''', the fallout from the [[28 October 2011]] incident continued, as well as some activity from Chris' Facebook page. On a brighter note, Chris is no longer a [[virgin with rage]].

	==Events==		==Events==

Ddcakes22 at 23:45, 11 October 2020

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	[[File:Losing weight 2.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Chris thinks he's losing weight.]]		[[File:Losing weight 2.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Chris thinks he's losing weight.]]
	'''April [[2012]]''' ~~has seen more~~ fallout from the [[28 October 2011]] incident, as well as some activity from Chris' Facebook page~~, but on~~ a brighter note, Chris is no longer a [[virgin with rage]].		During '''April [[2012]]''' the fallout from the [[28 October 2011]] incident continued, as well as some activity from Chris' Facebook page. On a brighter note, Chris is no longer a [[virgin with rage]].

	==Events==		==Events==

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2020-09-09T19:43:27Z

Events

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	* 29 April - Chris accuses suspected Korean trolls of bringing him poisoned food.		* 29 April - Chris accuses suspected Korean trolls of bringing him poisoned food.
	* 30 April - Chris tells his Facebook friends to follow [[Kim]]'s example and tell women about him.		* 30 April - Chris tells his Facebook friends to follow [[Kim]]'s example and tell women about him.
	* 30 April - Chris posts on Facebook saying that the [[JenkinsJinkies]] camp gay experience story wasn't real. ~~PUNK'D!!~~!		* 30 April - Chris posts on Facebook saying that the [[JenkinsJinkies]] camp gay experience story wasn't real. [[Voicemail greeting#30 April 2012\|PUNKED!]]
	* 30 April - Chris changes his [[voicemail greeting]].		* 30 April - Chris changes his [[voicemail greeting]].

	{{Timeline}}		{{Timeline}}

Ivandevon at 19:39, 15 August 2020

2020-08-15T19:39:42Z

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	* 5 April - Chris and Barb have another hearing at 1:00 p.m. Trespassing and assault charges are dismissed, and a Grand Jury is to decide on the felony hit and run charges. [[Michael_Snyder\|Michael Snyder's]] protection order is granted against both Chris and Barb, potentially equating to [[Chris_and_the_Law\|jail time]] if either of them trespass again.		* 5 April - Chris and Barb have another hearing at 1:00 p.m. Trespassing and assault charges are dismissed, and a Grand Jury is to decide on the felony hit and run charges. [[Michael_Snyder\|Michael Snyder's]] protection order is granted against both Chris and Barb, potentially equating to [[Chris_and_the_Law\|jail time]] if either of them trespass again.
	* 8 April - In a private [[Facebook]] status update, Chris reveals more details about his lone [[Chris and sex\|sexual encounter]].		* 8 April - In a private [[Facebook]] status update, Chris reveals more details about his lone [[Chris and sex\|sexual encounter]].
	* 9 April - Chris and his [[mother]] go on ~~a vacation to~~ visit relatives in ~~Red Oak~~, ~~Virginia~~.		* 9 April - Chris and his [[mother]] visit Barb's hometown of Red Oak, Virginia and plant flowers on their deceased relatives' graves. They do not visit their living relatives in the town, who want nothing to do with them.
	* 13 April - Chris makes a public announcement that he has had sex.		* 13 April - Chris makes a public announcement that he has had sex.
	* 13 April - Chris posts new photos of himself on [[Facebook]] and says he is losing [[obesity\|weight]].		* 13 April - Chris posts new photos of himself on [[Facebook]] and says he is losing [[obesity\|weight]].

Ivandevon at 19:37, 15 August 2020

2020-08-15T19:37:48Z

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	* 5 April - Chris and Barb have another hearing at 1:00 p.m. Trespassing and assault charges are dismissed, and a Grand Jury is to decide on the felony hit and run charges. [[Michael_Snyder\|Michael Snyder's]] protection order is granted against both Chris and Barb, potentially equating to [[Chris_and_the_Law\|jail time]] if either of them trespass again.		* 5 April - Chris and Barb have another hearing at 1:00 p.m. Trespassing and assault charges are dismissed, and a Grand Jury is to decide on the felony hit and run charges. [[Michael_Snyder\|Michael Snyder's]] protection order is granted against both Chris and Barb, potentially equating to [[Chris_and_the_Law\|jail time]] if either of them trespass again.
	* 8 April - In a private [[Facebook]] status update, Chris reveals more details about his lone [[Chris and sex\|sexual encounter]].		* 8 April - In a private [[Facebook]] status update, Chris reveals more details about his lone [[Chris and sex\|sexual encounter]].
	* 9 April - Chris and his [[mother]] go on a vacation to visit relatives in ~~Redoak~~, Virginia.		* 9 April - Chris and his [[mother]] go on a vacation to visit relatives in Red Oak, Virginia.
	* 13 April - Chris makes a public announcement that he has had sex.		* 13 April - Chris makes a public announcement that he has had sex.
	* 13 April - Chris posts new photos of himself on [[Facebook]] and says he is losing [[obesity\|weight]].		* 13 April - Chris posts new photos of himself on [[Facebook]] and says he is losing [[obesity\|weight]].