April 2017 - Revision history

Master at 02:50, 28 November 2025

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	==Highlights==		==Highlights==
	* '''2 April''' - Chris releases [[Son-Chu Review]], a 48-minute long video of him playing with toys.		* '''2 April''' - Chris releases [[Son-Chu Review]], a 48-minute long video of him playing with toys.
	* '''3 April''' - Chris seeks pity from DoopieDoOver through a [[2017 tweets#STRESSFUL SUNDAY. GAWD!\|tweet]].		* '''3 April''' - Chris seeks pity from DoopieDoOver through a [[April 2017 tweets#STRESSFUL SUNDAY. GAWD!\|tweet]].
	* '''4 April''' - Chris explains [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job\|why he won't get a job]]. Later that day, he whines on [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Whining about the mortage\|Facebook]] and [[2017 tweets#I Really Do Not Like Seterus\|Twitter]] about the mortgage company putting Barb's bank account $800+ into the red.		* '''4 April''' - Chris explains [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job\|why he won't get a job]]. Later that day, he whines on [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Whining about the mortage\|Facebook]] and [[April 2017 tweets#I Really Do Not Like Seterus\|Twitter]] about the mortgage company putting Barb's bank account $800+ into the red.
	* '''5 April''' - Chris throws a [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job\|tantrum]] at his Facebook friends for suggesting that he get a job.		* '''5 April''' - Chris throws a [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job\|tantrum]] at his Facebook friends for suggesting that he get a job.
	* '''6 April''' - Chris tweets to [[Cole Smithey]], asking for [[2017 tweets#Begging Cole for money\|financial help]].		* '''6 April''' - Chris tweets to [[Cole Smithey]], asking for [[April 2017 tweets#Begging Cole for money\|financial help]].
	* '''7 April''' - Chris releases [[Sonic Totem and More]], offering to sell his [[Sonic Totem]] for a ludicrous '''$1,500'''. It is sold '''4 hours later'''. One hour after the sale, he blows [[$400 gold necklace\|$400 on a gold necklace for Barb]]. During the next three days, he orders $750 worth of [[Skylanders avatar]] products for his [[Stamps\|raffle prizes]]		* '''7 April''' - Chris releases [[Sonic Totem and More]], offering to sell his [[Sonic Totem]] for a ludicrous '''$1,500'''. It is sold '''4 hours later'''. One hour after the sale, he blows [[$400 gold necklace\|$400 on a gold necklace for Barb]]. During the next three days, he orders $750 worth of [[Skylanders avatar]] products for his [[Stamps\|raffle prizes]]
	* '''10 April''' - Chris uploads [[By the book, Buy the book plus update]], imploring people to buy his $1,000 stamp album, because he had ''already spent the money from selling the totem.'' He also states he will mail it later in the week.		* '''10 April''' - Chris uploads [[By the book, Buy the book plus update]], imploring people to buy his $1,000 stamp album, because he had ''already spent the money from selling the totem.'' He also states he will mail it later in the week.
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	'''Twitter'''		'''Twitter'''
	*[[~~2017 tweets#April\|~~April 2017 tweets]]		*[[April 2017 tweets]]

	==Videos==		==Videos==

Master: /* Highlights */

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Highlights

Master at 01:56, 13 October 2025

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 [[File:April 2017.png|thumb|Chris, in April, wearing [[The Classic]] shirt after recovering it from the hoard.]]
 '''April ''' is the fourth month of '''[[2017]]'''. Chris spent most of the month trying to find ways to solve the [[Financhu Crisis]] by selling more stuff. As a result, [[The Classic]] would make its return, albeit heavily damaged from the [[2014 house fire]]. Chris also got into a dispute with a buyer after Chris failed to send his [[Sonic Totem]] to a buyer after promptly blowing the profit from the sale on a [[$400 gold necklace]]. Eventually, however, Chris managed to resolve the situation and send out the item. Meanwhile, over the course of the month [[DoopieDoOver]] would warm up to Chris enough to reply back to him, blowing the door open for Chris to try and take it too far.
-{{quote|I do not feel I would be mentally suited for an application-required, long waits to be contacted or not contacted, "am I hired yet", under "The Man", Freaking job!!! Stop Telling me to "Get a Job". Gawd!!!|Chris, [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job|4 April]], after his friends on Facebook refused to entertain his nonsense excuses for not having a job.}}
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 ==Posts==
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 *[[Speed Sewing Announcement]]
 *[[Speed Sewing Announcement#Part 2|It's a start...]]
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HKDR: /* Highlights */ It's best the article pertains to a single format for dates rather than alternating between 2 of them

2023-01-18T18:45:06Z

Highlights: It's best the article pertains to a single format for dates rather than alternating between 2 of them

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	*20 April - [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Barb borrowed from life insurance\|Barb bails herself and Chris out of imminent financial ruin]] by borrowing from their life insurance, repeating [[Open Relationship E-mails#Barb is borrowing from Chris's life insurance\|a move she pulled in 2014]]. This time, she uses the cash to fix the $800 deficit on her bank account, pay for Chris to ship the Sonic Totem to its buyer, and buy groceries.		*20 April - [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Barb borrowed from life insurance\|Barb bails herself and Chris out of imminent financial ruin]] by borrowing from their life insurance, repeating [[Open Relationship E-mails#Barb is borrowing from Chris's life insurance\|a move she pulled in 2014]]. This time, she uses the cash to fix the $800 deficit on her bank account, pay for Chris to ship the Sonic Totem to its buyer, and buy groceries.
	*21 April - The [[Sonic Totem]] buyer receives it in the mail and leaves positive feedback, saying, "The item arrived safely." Since the dispute was resolved, the sale money was then released to Chris, putting his Paypal back in the black.		*21 April - The [[Sonic Totem]] buyer receives it in the mail and leaves positive feedback, saying, "The item arrived safely." Since the dispute was resolved, the sale money was then released to Chris, putting his Paypal back in the black.
	*~~22nd~~ - The [[eBay#The Classic shirt\|auction for the Classic Shirt]] concludes, bid to $25,100.		*22 April - The [[eBay#The Classic shirt\|auction for the Classic Shirt]] concludes, bid to $25,100.
	*~~27th~~ - Chris [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04272017\|asks people to buy his stamp album for $500]], since his bank account is still in the red. He also mentions that the Classic Shirt buyer had not paid him $25,100 for it yet, and he would give her until the next day to begin paying.		*27 April - Chris [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04272017\|asks people to buy his stamp album for $500]], since his bank account is still in the red. He also mentions that the Classic Shirt buyer had not paid him $25,100 for it yet, and he would give her until the next day to begin paying.
	*29 April - Chris [[Speed Sewing Announcement\|attempts to repair]] The Classic shirt.		*29 April - Chris [[Speed Sewing Announcement\|attempts to repair]] The Classic shirt.

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Superspongebobbros at 16:39, 16 June 2021

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	[[File:April 2017.png\|thumb\|Chris, in April, wearing [[The Classic]] shirt after recovering it from the hoard.]]		[[File:April 2017.png\|thumb\|Chris, in April, wearing [[The Classic]] shirt after recovering it from the hoard.]]

	'''April ''' is the fourth month of '''[[2017]]'''. Chris spent most of the month trying to find ways to solve the [[Financhu Crisis]] by selling more stuff. ~~This eventually led to~~ a dispute with a buyer after Chris failed to send his [[Sonic Totem]] to a buyer after promptly blowing the profit from the sale on a [[$400 gold necklace]]. Eventually, however, Chris managed to resolve the situation and send out the item. Meanwhile, over the course of the month [[DoopieDoOver]] would warm up to Chris enough to reply back to him, blowing the door open for Chris to try and take it too far.		'''April ''' is the fourth month of '''[[2017]]'''. Chris spent most of the month trying to find ways to solve the [[Financhu Crisis]] by selling more stuff. As a result, [[The Classic]] would make its return, albeit heavily damaged from the [[2014 house fire]]. Chris also got into a dispute with a buyer after Chris failed to send his [[Sonic Totem]] to a buyer after promptly blowing the profit from the sale on a [[$400 gold necklace]]. Eventually, however, Chris managed to resolve the situation and send out the item. Meanwhile, over the course of the month [[DoopieDoOver]] would warm up to Chris enough to reply back to him, blowing the door open for Chris to try and take it too far.

	{{quote\|I do not feel I would be mentally suited for an application-required, long waits to be contacted or not contacted, "am I hired yet", under "The Man", Freaking job!!! Stop Telling me to "Get a Job". Gawd!!!\|Chris, [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job\|4 April]], after his friends on Facebook refused to entertain his nonsense excuses for not having a job.}}		{{quote\|I do not feel I would be mentally suited for an application-required, long waits to be contacted or not contacted, "am I hired yet", under "The Man", Freaking job!!! Stop Telling me to "Get a Job". Gawd!!!\|Chris, [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job\|4 April]], after his friends on Facebook refused to entertain his nonsense excuses for not having a job.}}

Superspongebobbros at 16:34, 16 June 2021

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	[[File:April 2017.png\|thumb\|Chris, in April, wearing [[The Classic]] shirt after recovering it from the hoard.]]		[[File:April 2017.png\|thumb\|Chris, in April, wearing [[The Classic]] shirt after recovering it from the hoard.]]

	'''April ''' is the fourth month of '''[[2017]]'''. Chris spent most of the month trying to find ways to solve the [[Financhu Crisis]] by selling more stuff . This eventually led to a dispute with a buyer after Chris failed to send his [[Sonic Totem]] to a buyer after promptly blowing the profit from the sale on a [[$400 gold necklace]]. Eventually, however, Chris managed to resolve the situation and send out the item. Meanwhile, over the course of the month [[DoopieDoOver]] would warm up to Chris enough to reply back to him, blowing the door open for Chris to try and take it too far.		'''April ''' is the fourth month of '''[[2017]]'''. Chris spent most of the month trying to find ways to solve the [[Financhu Crisis]] by selling more stuff. This eventually led to a dispute with a buyer after Chris failed to send his [[Sonic Totem]] to a buyer after promptly blowing the profit from the sale on a [[$400 gold necklace]]. Eventually, however, Chris managed to resolve the situation and send out the item. Meanwhile, over the course of the month [[DoopieDoOver]] would warm up to Chris enough to reply back to him, blowing the door open for Chris to try and take it too far.

	{{quote\|I do not feel I would be mentally suited for an application-required, long waits to be contacted or not contacted, "am I hired yet", under "The Man", Freaking job!!! Stop Telling me to "Get a Job". Gawd!!!\|Chris, [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job\|4 April]], after his friends on Facebook refused to entertain his nonsense excuses for not having a job.}}		{{quote\|I do not feel I would be mentally suited for an application-required, long waits to be contacted or not contacted, "am I hired yet", under "The Man", Freaking job!!! Stop Telling me to "Get a Job". Gawd!!!\|Chris, [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job\|4 April]], after his friends on Facebook refused to entertain his nonsense excuses for not having a job.}}

Superspongebobbros at 16:33, 16 June 2021

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	[[File:April 2017.png\|thumb\|Chris, in April, wearing [[The Classic]] shirt after recovering it from the hoard.]]		[[File:April 2017.png\|thumb\|Chris, in April, wearing [[The Classic]] shirt after recovering it from the hoard.]]

	'''April ''' is the fourth month of '''[[2017]]'''.		'''April ''' is the fourth month of '''[[2017]]'''. Chris spent most of the month trying to find ways to solve the [[Financhu Crisis]] by selling more stuff . This eventually led to a dispute with a buyer after Chris failed to send his [[Sonic Totem]] to a buyer after promptly blowing the profit from the sale on a [[$400 gold necklace]]. Eventually, however, Chris managed to resolve the situation and send out the item. Meanwhile, over the course of the month [[DoopieDoOver]] would warm up to Chris enough to reply back to him, blowing the door open for Chris to try and take it too far.

	{{quote\|I do not feel I would be mentally suited for an application-required, long waits to be contacted or not contacted, "am I hired yet", under "The Man", Freaking job!!! Stop Telling me to "Get a Job". Gawd!!!\|Chris, [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job\|4 April]], after his friends on Facebook refused to entertain his nonsense excuses for not having a job.}}		{{quote\|I do not feel I would be mentally suited for an application-required, long waits to be contacted or not contacted, "am I hired yet", under "The Man", Freaking job!!! Stop Telling me to "Get a Job". Gawd!!!\|Chris, [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job\|4 April]], after his friends on Facebook refused to entertain his nonsense excuses for not having a job.}}

Hurtful Truth Level: linking to article

2017-07-03T09:30:54Z

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	*5 April - Chris throws a [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job\|tantrum]] at his Facebook friends for suggesting that he get a job.		*5 April - Chris throws a [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job\|tantrum]] at his Facebook friends for suggesting that he get a job.
	*6 April - Chris tweets to [[Cole Smithey]], asking for [[2017 tweets#Begging Cole for money\|financial help]].		*6 April - Chris tweets to [[Cole Smithey]], asking for [[2017 tweets#Begging Cole for money\|financial help]].
	*7 April - Chris releases [[Sonic Totem and More]], offering to sell his [[Sonic Totem]] for a ludicrous '''$1,500'''. It is sold '''4 hours later'''. One hour after the sale, he blows $400 on a gold necklace for Barb. During the next three days, he orders $750 worth of [[Skylanders avatar]] products for his [[Stamps\|raffle prizes]]		*7 April - Chris releases [[Sonic Totem and More]], offering to sell his [[Sonic Totem]] for a ludicrous '''$1,500'''. It is sold '''4 hours later'''. One hour after the sale, he blows [[$400 gold necklace\|$400 on a gold necklace for Barb]]. During the next three days, he orders $750 worth of [[Skylanders avatar]] products for his [[Stamps\|raffle prizes]]
	*10 April - Chris uploads [[By the book, Buy the book plus update]], imploring people to buy his $1,000 stamp album, because he had ''already spent the money from selling the totem.'' He also states he will mail it later in the week.		*10 April - Chris uploads [[By the book, Buy the book plus update]], imploring people to buy his $1,000 stamp album, because he had ''already spent the money from selling the totem.'' He also states he will mail it later in the week.
	*14 April - Barb begs for money to pay an overdue power bill in [[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE]], ''while wearing the $400 necklace Chris had bought her a week before''. Six hours later, Chris uploads [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]], a 23-minute video of him playing with expensive toys.		*14 April - Barb begs for money to pay an overdue power bill in [[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE]], ''while wearing the $400 necklace Chris had bought her a week before''. Six hours later, Chris uploads [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]], a 23-minute video of him playing with expensive toys.

Hurtful Truth Level: updated

2017-05-01T05:53:21Z

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	~~{{Ongoing}}~~		[[File:April 2017.png\|thumb\|Chris, in April, wearing [[The Classic]] shirt after recovering it from the hoard.]]

	'''April ''' is the fourth month of '''[[2017]]'''.		'''April ''' is the fourth month of '''[[2017]]'''.

			{{quote\|I do not feel I would be mentally suited for an application-required, long waits to be contacted or not contacted, "am I hired yet", under "The Man", Freaking job!!! Stop Telling me to "Get a Job". Gawd!!!\|Chris, [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job\|4 April]], after his friends on Facebook refused to entertain his nonsense excuses for not having a job.}}

	==Posts==		==Posts==
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	'''Twitter'''		'''Twitter'''
	*[[2017 tweets#April\| 2017 tweets]]		*[[2017 tweets#April\|April 2017 tweets]]

	==Videos==		==Videos==
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	*[[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE]]		*[[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE]]
	*[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]]		*[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]]
			*[[React to SNL 41-4 Darn Ol' Tramp 45]]
			*[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]]
			*[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04272017]]
			*[[Speed Sewing Announcement]]
			*[[Speed Sewing Announcement#Part 2\|It's a start...]]

	==Highlights==		==Highlights==
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	*5 April - Chris throws a [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job\|tantrum]] at his Facebook friends for suggesting that he get a job.		*5 April - Chris throws a [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job\|tantrum]] at his Facebook friends for suggesting that he get a job.
	*6 April - Chris tweets to [[Cole Smithey]], asking for [[2017 tweets#Begging Cole for money\|financial help]].		*6 April - Chris tweets to [[Cole Smithey]], asking for [[2017 tweets#Begging Cole for money\|financial help]].
	*7 April - Chris releases [[Sonic Totem and More]], offering to sell his [[Sonic Totem]] for a ludicrous '''$1,500'''. It is sold '''4 hours later'''. One hour after the sale, he blows $400 on a gold necklace for Barb.		*7 April - Chris releases [[Sonic Totem and More]], offering to sell his [[Sonic Totem]] for a ludicrous '''$1,500'''. It is sold '''4 hours later'''. One hour after the sale, he blows $400 on a gold necklace for Barb. During the next three days, he orders $750 worth of [[Skylanders avatar]] products for his [[Stamps\|raffle prizes]]
	*10 April - ~~Not content with the astounding luck of selling his middle school crafts project for $1,500,~~ Chris uploads [[By the book, Buy the book plus update]], imploring people to buy his $1,000 stamp album, because he had ''already spent the money from selling the totem ~~on frivolities~~''.		*10 April - Chris uploads [[By the book, Buy the book plus update]], imploring people to buy his $1,000 stamp album, because he had ''already spent the money from selling the totem.'' He also states he will mail it later in the week.
	*14 April - Barb begs for money to pay an overdue power bill in [[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE]], ''while wearing the $400 necklace Chris had bought her a week before''. Six hours later, Chris uploads [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]], a 23-minute video of him playing with expensive toys.		*14 April - Barb begs for money to pay an overdue power bill in [[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE]], ''while wearing the $400 necklace Chris had bought her a week before''. Six hours later, Chris uploads [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]], a 23-minute video of him playing with expensive toys.
	*19 April - Chris ~~finds his~~ [[~~Shirts~~\|~~The Classic~~]] ~~shirt~~, ~~which was believed by both him~~ and ~~everyone else~~ to ~~have been lost in~~ the [[Destruction of Chris's ~~house\|house fire~~]] ~~from~~ three years ~~prior~~. ~~It is put up on~~ [[eBay]] for ~~an extremely high '''~~$12,000~~''' as~~ the ~~starting bid~~ and ~~an even higher ''~~'$20,~~000'''~~ for ~~Buy It Now~~. By April ~~21st~~, ~~it reached 23 bids~~, ~~with~~ the ~~highest bidder at '''~~$25,100~~'''~~, ~~before~~ the ~~auction finally finished on~~ April 23.		*19 April - Chris's [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Offering six Sonichu drawings for $2,000\|Paypal account is in the red by over $1,450]], because he had failed to ship the Sonic Totem; as a result, the buyer filed a dispute and eBay or Paypal placed a temporary hold on the $1,500, pulling it from Chris's account.<br>He [[eBay#Sonichu drawings from 2014\|lists six Sonichu drawings]], from 2014, at $2,000 for the lot.<br>Then, he digs through 10 to 20 bags of wet, moldy clothes, left over from the [[Destruction Of Chris's House]] three years before, and finds The Classic shirt. He [[eBay#The Classic shirt\|lists it on eBay]] for $12,000 (or a Buy It Now price of $20,000).<br>Later, he records [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]] to promote the listing.
			*20 April - [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Barb borrowed from life insurance\|Barb bails herself and Chris out of imminent financial ruin]] by borrowing from their life insurance, repeating [[Open Relationship E-mails#Barb is borrowing from Chris's life insurance\|a move she pulled in 2014]]. This time, she uses the cash to fix the $800 deficit on her bank account, pay for Chris to ship the Sonic Totem to its buyer, and buy groceries.
			*21 April - The [[Sonic Totem]] buyer receives it in the mail and leaves positive feedback, saying, "The item arrived safely." Since the dispute was resolved, the sale money was then released to Chris, putting his Paypal back in the black.
			*22nd - The [[eBay#The Classic shirt\|auction for the Classic Shirt]] concludes, bid to $25,100.
			*27th - Chris [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04272017\|asks people to buy his stamp album for $500]], since his bank account is still in the red. He also mentions that the Classic Shirt buyer had not paid him $25,100 for it yet, and he would give her until the next day to begin paying.
			*29 April - Chris [[Speed Sewing Announcement\|attempts to repair]] The Classic shirt.

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Razzamatazz Buckshank: /* Highlights */

2017-04-23T22:19:25Z

Highlights

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	*10 April - Not content with the astounding luck of selling his middle school crafts project for $1,500, Chris uploads [[By the book, Buy the book plus update]], imploring people to buy his $1,000 stamp album, because he had ''already spent the money from selling the totem on frivolities''.		*10 April - Not content with the astounding luck of selling his middle school crafts project for $1,500, Chris uploads [[By the book, Buy the book plus update]], imploring people to buy his $1,000 stamp album, because he had ''already spent the money from selling the totem on frivolities''.
	*14 April - Barb begs for money to pay an overdue power bill in [[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE]], ''while wearing the $400 necklace Chris had bought her a week before''. Six hours later, Chris uploads [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]], a 23-minute video of him playing with expensive toys.		*14 April - Barb begs for money to pay an overdue power bill in [[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE]], ''while wearing the $400 necklace Chris had bought her a week before''. Six hours later, Chris uploads [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]], a 23-minute video of him playing with expensive toys.
			*19 April - Chris finds his [[Shirts\|The Classic]] shirt, which was believed by both him and everyone else to have been lost in the [[Destruction of Chris's house\|house fire]] from three years prior. It is put up on [[eBay]] for an extremely high '''$12,000''' as the starting bid and an even higher '''$20,000''' for Buy It Now. By April 21st, it reached 23 bids, with the highest bidder at '''$25,100''', before the auction finally finished on April 23.

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	==Highlights==		==Highlights==
	*2 April - Chris releases [[Son-Chu Review]], a 48-minute long video of him playing with toys.		* '''2 April''' - Chris releases [[Son-Chu Review]], a 48-minute long video of him playing with toys.
	*3 April - Chris seeks pity from DoopieDoOver through a [[2017 tweets#STRESSFUL SUNDAY. GAWD!\|tweet]].		* '''3 April''' - Chris seeks pity from DoopieDoOver through a [[2017 tweets#STRESSFUL SUNDAY. GAWD!\|tweet]].
	*4 April - Chris explains [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job\|why he won't get a job]]. Later that day, he whines on [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Whining about the mortage\|Facebook]] and [[2017 tweets#I Really Do Not Like Seterus\|Twitter]] about the mortgage company putting Barb's bank account $800+ into the red.		* '''4 April''' - Chris explains [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job\|why he won't get a job]]. Later that day, he whines on [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Whining about the mortage\|Facebook]] and [[2017 tweets#I Really Do Not Like Seterus\|Twitter]] about the mortgage company putting Barb's bank account $800+ into the red.
	*5 April - Chris throws a [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job\|tantrum]] at his Facebook friends for suggesting that he get a job.		* '''5 April''' - Chris throws a [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job\|tantrum]] at his Facebook friends for suggesting that he get a job.
	*6 April - Chris tweets to [[Cole Smithey]], asking for [[2017 tweets#Begging Cole for money\|financial help]].		* '''6 April''' - Chris tweets to [[Cole Smithey]], asking for [[2017 tweets#Begging Cole for money\|financial help]].
	*7 April - Chris releases [[Sonic Totem and More]], offering to sell his [[Sonic Totem]] for a ludicrous '''$1,500'''. It is sold '''4 hours later'''. One hour after the sale, he blows [[$400 gold necklace\|$400 on a gold necklace for Barb]]. During the next three days, he orders $750 worth of [[Skylanders avatar]] products for his [[Stamps\|raffle prizes]]		* '''7 April''' - Chris releases [[Sonic Totem and More]], offering to sell his [[Sonic Totem]] for a ludicrous '''$1,500'''. It is sold '''4 hours later'''. One hour after the sale, he blows [[$400 gold necklace\|$400 on a gold necklace for Barb]]. During the next three days, he orders $750 worth of [[Skylanders avatar]] products for his [[Stamps\|raffle prizes]]
	*10 April - Chris uploads [[By the book, Buy the book plus update]], imploring people to buy his $1,000 stamp album, because he had ''already spent the money from selling the totem.'' He also states he will mail it later in the week.		* '''10 April''' - Chris uploads [[By the book, Buy the book plus update]], imploring people to buy his $1,000 stamp album, because he had ''already spent the money from selling the totem.'' He also states he will mail it later in the week.
	*14 April - Barb begs for money to pay an overdue power bill in [[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE]], ''while wearing the $400 necklace Chris had bought her a week before''. Six hours later, Chris uploads [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]], a 23-minute video of him playing with expensive toys.		* '''14 April''' - Barb begs for money to pay an overdue power bill in [[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE]], ''while wearing the $400 necklace Chris had bought her a week before''. Six hours later, Chris uploads [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]], a 23-minute video of him playing with expensive toys.
	*19 April - Chris's [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Offering six Sonichu drawings for $2,000\|Paypal account is in the red by over $1,450]], because he had failed to ship the Sonic Totem; as a result, the buyer filed a dispute and eBay or Paypal placed a temporary hold on the $1,500, pulling it from Chris's account.<br>He [[eBay#Sonichu drawings from 2014\|lists six Sonichu drawings]], from 2014, at $2,000 for the lot.<br>Then, he digs through 10 to 20 bags of wet, moldy clothes, left over from the [[Destruction Of Chris's House]] three years before, and finds The Classic shirt. He [[eBay#The Classic shirt\|lists it on eBay]] for $12,000 (or a Buy It Now price of $20,000).<br>Later, he records [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]] to promote the listing.		* '''19 April''' - Chris's [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Offering six Sonichu drawings for $2,000\|Paypal account is in the red by over $1,450]], because he had failed to ship the Sonic Totem; as a result, the buyer filed a dispute and eBay or Paypal placed a temporary hold on the $1,500, pulling it from Chris's account.<br>He [[eBay#Sonichu drawings from 2014\|lists six Sonichu drawings]], from 2014, at $2,000 for the lot.<br>Then, he digs through 10 to 20 bags of wet, moldy clothes, left over from the [[Destruction Of Chris's House]] three years before, and finds The Classic shirt. He [[eBay#The Classic shirt\|lists it on eBay]] for $12,000 (or a Buy It Now price of $20,000).<br>Later, he records [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]] to promote the listing.
	*20 April - [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Barb borrowed from life insurance\|Barb bails herself and Chris out of imminent financial ruin]] by borrowing from their life insurance, repeating [[Open Relationship E-mails#Barb is borrowing from Chris's life insurance\|a move she pulled in 2014]]. This time, she uses the cash to fix the $800 deficit on her bank account, pay for Chris to ship the Sonic Totem to its buyer, and buy groceries.		* '''20 April''' - [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Barb borrowed from life insurance\|Barb bails herself and Chris out of imminent financial ruin]] by borrowing from their life insurance, repeating [[Open Relationship E-mails#Barb is borrowing from Chris's life insurance\|a move she pulled in 2014]]. This time, she uses the cash to fix the $800 deficit on her bank account, pay for Chris to ship the Sonic Totem to its buyer, and buy groceries.
	*21 April - The [[Sonic Totem]] buyer receives it in the mail and leaves positive feedback, saying, "The item arrived safely." Since the dispute was resolved, the sale money was then released to Chris, putting his Paypal back in the black.		* '''21 April''' - The [[Sonic Totem]] buyer receives it in the mail and leaves positive feedback, saying, "The item arrived safely." Since the dispute was resolved, the sale money was then released to Chris, putting his Paypal back in the black.
	*22 April - The [[eBay#The Classic shirt\|auction for the Classic Shirt]] concludes, bid to $25,100.		* '''22 April''' - The [[eBay#The Classic shirt\|auction for the Classic Shirt]] concludes, bid to $25,100.
	*27 April - Chris [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04272017\|asks people to buy his stamp album for $500]], since his bank account is still in the red. He also mentions that the Classic Shirt buyer had not paid him $25,100 for it yet, and he would give her until the next day to begin paying.		* '''27 April''' - Chris [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04272017\|asks people to buy his stamp album for $500]], since his bank account is still in the red. He also mentions that the Classic Shirt buyer had not paid him $25,100 for it yet, and he would give her until the next day to begin paying.
	*29 April - Chris [[Speed Sewing Announcement\|attempts to repair]] The Classic shirt.		* '''29 April''' - Chris [[Speed Sewing Announcement\|attempts to repair]] The Classic shirt.

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