Asperchu/Background - Revision history

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	[[Image:Max.jpg\|thumb\|left\|150px\|Asperchu's plucky, polyurethane sidekick]]		[[Image:Max.jpg\|thumb\|left\|150px\|Asperchu's plucky, polyurethane sidekick]]

	Close friend of Asperchu and Jivin. He is always a True, Caring friend who only ever looks out for his joy-boys. He is composed of 80% memory foam and is capable of absorbing the properties and attacks of other people by temporarily ingesting them. His transformations include [[Wikipedia:Guido\|Guido]], [[Wikipedia:Waffen SS\|Waffen SS]], [[~~Niggos~~\|2Pac]] and the Yellow Devil.		Close friend of Asperchu and Jivin. He is always a True, Caring friend who only ever looks out for his joy-boys. He is composed of 80% memory foam and is capable of absorbing the properties and attacks of other people by temporarily ingesting them. His transformations include [[Wikipedia:Guido\|Guido]], [[Wikipedia:Waffen SS\|Waffen SS]], [[Wikipedia:2pac\|2Pac]] and the Yellow Devil.

	At the funeral for the Chaotic Combo, it's revealed that Max is also a Christian minister.		At the funeral for the Chaotic Combo, it's revealed that Max is also a Christian minister.
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	[[Image:Jivin.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|Aww, shit son, Asperchu just got GANGSTA all up in here]]		[[Image:Jivin.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|Aww, shit son, Asperchu just got GANGSTA all up in here]]

	The son of a prominent cucumber farmer, Jivin is Asperchu's [[~~Niggos~~\|black]] best friend. He is keen to assist Asperchu in his [[Love Quest]], although some speculate it is merely an excuse for him to pursue his own personal Fuck Quest, as his attitude toward [[sweethearts]], while enthusiastic, appears less than wholesome at times. Instead of [[Christmas]], Jivin celebrates [[Wikipedia:Kwanzaa\|Kwanzaa]]. Asperchu has suggested that he possibly does not realize Jivin is black. The Pickles family are the guardians of one of the seven Chaos Pickles.		The son of a prominent cucumber farmer, Jivin is Asperchu's [[Chris and Race#Black_people\|black]] best friend. He is keen to assist Asperchu in his [[Love Quest]], although some speculate it is merely an excuse for him to pursue his own personal Fuck Quest, as his attitude toward [[sweethearts]], while enthusiastic, appears less than wholesome at times. Instead of [[Christmas]], Jivin celebrates [[Wikipedia:Kwanzaa\|Kwanzaa]]. Asperchu has suggested that he possibly does not realize Jivin is black. The Pickles family are the guardians of one of the seven Chaos Pickles.

	Jivin is a fan-favorite on Asperpedia that has received his own sub-episode.[http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/comics/pl/21069]		Jivin is a fan-favorite on Asperpedia that has received his own sub-episode.[http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/comics/pl/21069]
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	;John and Kendra		;John and Kendra
	John (YouTube handle: '''GJ-Radar''', "GJ" presumably standing for [[GodJesus]]) is a born-again Baptist from rural Texas; He also represents some of Chris's [[Chris and religion\|religious]] beliefs, such as his fear of [[~~Niggos~~\|darkies]] and [[Homos\|homogays]], aside from [[Mass debating\|masturbation]]. John and his fiancée '''Kendra''' traveled to Minnesota after becoming aware of Asperchu's YouTube rants, which they deemed sacrilegious and sinful. John confronted Asperchu and demanded that he overcome his hypocrisy; Asperchu responded by challenging him to a YouTube Godstar Challenge to prove who the real Christian was. John was declared to be the one true Christian, while Asperchu was declared a fraud. Asperchu subsequently stole John's own crucifix necklace and used it to power his Jesus-hameha attack, which hit and injured Kendra when she intervened. Sinestro approached John, offering to heal Kendra in return for his services.		John (YouTube handle: '''GJ-Radar''', "GJ" presumably standing for [[GodJesus]]) is a born-again Baptist from rural Texas; He also represents some of Chris's [[Chris and religion\|religious]] beliefs, such as his fear of [[Chris and Race#Black_people\|darkies]] and [[Homos\|homogays]], aside from [[Mass debating\|masturbation]]. John and his fiancée '''Kendra''' traveled to Minnesota after becoming aware of Asperchu's YouTube rants, which they deemed sacrilegious and sinful. John confronted Asperchu and demanded that he overcome his hypocrisy; Asperchu responded by challenging him to a YouTube Godstar Challenge to prove who the real Christian was. John was declared to be the one true Christian, while Asperchu was declared a fraud. Asperchu subsequently stole John's own crucifix necklace and used it to power his Jesus-hameha attack, which hit and injured Kendra when she intervened. Sinestro approached John, offering to heal Kendra in return for his services.
	* Based off the [[Singstar Challenge]] of the [[Liquid Saga]]. John and Kendra most likely represent [[Liquid]] and [[Kacey]].		* Based off the [[Singstar Challenge]] of the [[Liquid Saga]]. John and Kendra most likely represent [[Liquid]] and [[Kacey]].

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	;Larry D. Waltz		;Larry D. Waltz

	Larry D. Waltz is the dean of Normandale Community College. He supplies Sinestro with [[~~niggos~~\|an African-American]] in exchange for a mysterious disc. When the disk is later stolen by WesLi Chu, he appoints Lisa to get it back. He nearly gets his head taken off by one of Asperchu's Asper-Ha-Me-Has.		Larry D. Waltz is the dean of Normandale Community College. He supplies Sinestro with [[Chris and Race#Black_people\|an African-American]] in exchange for a mysterious disc. When the disk is later stolen by WesLi Chu, he appoints Lisa to get it back. He nearly gets his head taken off by one of Asperchu's Asper-Ha-Me-Has.
	*Larry is based on [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and has a resemblance to [[Jimmy Hill]].		*Larry is based on [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and has a resemblance to [[Jimmy Hill]].

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	;Warden Clawdorf		;Warden Clawdorf

	Warden of the prison Asperchu is locked up in. He's a real ~~[[niggos\|black]]~~ [[duck\|dick]].		Warden of the prison Asperchu is locked up in. He's a real [[duck\|dick]].

	*[[Clawdorf]] is [[Darkbind Sonichu]]'s archnemesis in [[Sonichu (comic)\|''Sonichu'']] who appears only in a silhouette, which inadvertently resembles a penis with arms. ''Asperchu'' Clawdorf parodies this.		*[[Clawdorf]] is [[Darkbind Sonichu]]'s archnemesis in [[Sonichu (comic)\|''Sonichu'']] who appears only in a silhouette, which inadvertently resembles a penis with arms. ''Asperchu'' Clawdorf parodies this.

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Other villains

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	*Count Plot Cohesuon is a parody of [[Count Graduon]] from the original Sonichu comic.		*Count Plot Cohesuon is a parody of [[Count Graduon]] from the original Sonichu comic.

	;Silvana Rosechu		;Silvana Rosechu [[File:Asperchu Silvana.png\|thumb\|130px\|]]
	The evil, hermaphroditic Rosechu from the Sonichu series. Even more evil and cunning, she appears to work for Ian Brandon Anderson. She murders Bubbles and Magi-Chan, then lures Asperchu towards Ian, where's she's forced to become [[Meg Griffin]] for Ian's pleasure.[http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/comics/231] She also has a noticeable bulge.		The evil, hermaphroditic Rosechu from the Sonichu series. Even more evil and cunning, she appears to work for Ian Brandon Anderson. She murders Bubbles and Magi-Chan, then lures Asperchu towards Ian, where's she's forced to become [[Meg Griffin]] for Ian's pleasure.[http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/comics/231] She also has a noticeable bulge.

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	===Other villains===		===Other villains===
			[[File:Sinestro.jpg\|thumb\|130px\|]]
	;Sinestro		;Sinestro
	As the apparent leader of the trolls, Sinestro has attempted to create numerous clones of Asperchu in order to find the seven Chaos Pickles, including Metal Asperchu and Noir Chu. Lisa and Dino Dash have been at his command from the very beginning, and he has convinced John to join him as well. After activating and losing Metal Asperchu, Sinestro has found himself pushed aside as the main villain before being locked up completely by his own creation. He was recently rescued by Sonichu and Bionic in an attempt to cure Sonichu's odd transformation.		As the apparent leader of the trolls, Sinestro has attempted to create numerous clones of Asperchu in order to find the seven Chaos Pickles, including Metal Asperchu and Noir Chu. Lisa and Dino Dash have been at his command from the very beginning, and he has convinced John to join him as well. After activating and losing Metal Asperchu, Sinestro has found himself pushed aside as the main villain before being locked up completely by his own creation. He was recently rescued by Sonichu and Bionic in an attempt to cure Sonichu's odd transformation.

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	===Metal Asperchu===		===Metal Asperchu===
	[[File:Metal Asperchu.jpg\|thumb\|150px]]		[[File:Metal Asperchu.jpg\|left\|thumb\|150px]]
	Metal Asperchu was to be Sinestro's ultimate tool in finding the seven Chaos Pickles, but refused to follow his orders and proceeded to seek the Chaos Pickles on his own. Metal attacked Simonchu and stole his medallion to guide his quest, then brutally murdered three of the five members of the Chaotic Combo.		Metal Asperchu was to be Sinestro's ultimate tool in finding the seven Chaos Pickles, but refused to follow his orders and proceeded to seek the Chaos Pickles on his own. Metal attacked Simonchu and stole his medallion to guide his quest, then brutally murdered three of the five members of the Chaotic Combo.

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	===Metal Asperchu===		===Metal Asperchu===
			[[File:Metal Asperchu.jpg\|thumb\|150px]]
	Metal Asperchu was to be Sinestro's ultimate tool in finding the seven Chaos Pickles, but refused to follow his orders and proceeded to seek the Chaos Pickles on his own. Metal attacked Simonchu and stole his medallion to guide his quest, then brutally murdered three of the five members of the Chaotic Combo.		Metal Asperchu was to be Sinestro's ultimate tool in finding the seven Chaos Pickles, but refused to follow his orders and proceeded to seek the Chaos Pickles on his own. Metal attacked Simonchu and stole his medallion to guide his quest, then brutally murdered three of the five members of the Chaotic Combo.

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List of issues

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	\| Issue Ten has begun with Asperchu describing "LITTLE BIG AUTISM", in which he talks of [[Asperger's syndrome]] in ''[[LittleBigPlanet\|LittleBigPlanet 2]]''. He awakes on Julie's airship and the coalition aims to defeat Argentum.		\| Issue Ten has begun with Asperchu describing "LITTLE BIG AUTISM", in which he talks of [[Asperger's syndrome]] in ''[[LittleBigPlanet\|LittleBigPlanet 2]]''. He awakes on Julie's airship and the coalition aims to defeat Argentum.
	<br>''First appearance of Groovan.''		<br>''First appearance of Groovan.''
	\| <br>''Begun'' 13 Feb [[2011]]<br>''~~Seemingly~~ Abandoned''		\| <br>''Begun'' 13 Feb [[2011]]<br>''Abandoned''
	\|}		\|}

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	{{Quote\|I think Asperchu is a pretty nice guy. He faces his fear of [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor\|rejection]], tries his best to be tactful and humble, and he just wants somebody to love. Oh dear god, you made a sympathetic {w\|Bizarro World\|bizzaro}} [[Chris]].\|An anon on [[/cwc/]], summarizing what makes Asperchu so unique.}}		{{Quote\|I think Asperchu is a pretty nice guy. He faces his fear of [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor\|rejection]], tries his best to be tactful and humble, and he just wants somebody to love. Oh dear god, you made a sympathetic {{w\|Bizarro World\|bizzaro}} [[Chris]].\|An anon on [[/cwc/]], summarizing what makes Asperchu so unique.}}

	{{quote\|I detest "Asperchu", because one, it is a [[Parody]] of a [[Sonichu]] with [[aspergers]], which with the condition, I have no care for. And two, it is just lousy; if aspergers is really like [[autism]], then the creator really knows nothing about Autism.\|Chris<ref>[[Mailbag 24]]</ref>}}		{{quote\|I detest "Asperchu", because one, it is a [[Parody]] of a [[Sonichu]] with [[aspergers]], which with the condition, I have no care for. And two, it is just lousy; if aspergers is really like [[autism]], then the creator really knows nothing about Autism.\|Chris<ref>[[Mailbag 24]]</ref>}}

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	{{Quote\|I think Asperchu is a pretty nice guy. He faces his fear of [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor\|rejection]], tries his best to be tactful and humble, and he just wants somebody to love. Oh dear god, you made a sympathetic ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Bizarro World\|bizzaro]] [[Chris]].\|An anon on [[/cwc/]], summarizing what makes Asperchu so unique.}}		{{Quote\|I think Asperchu is a pretty nice guy. He faces his fear of [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor\|rejection]], tries his best to be tactful and humble, and he just wants somebody to love. Oh dear god, you made a sympathetic {w\|Bizarro World\|bizzaro}} [[Chris]].\|An anon on [[/cwc/]], summarizing what makes Asperchu so unique.}}

	{{quote\|I detest "Asperchu", because one, it is a [[Parody]] of a [[Sonichu]] with [[aspergers]], which with the condition, I have no care for. And two, it is just lousy; if aspergers is really like [[autism]], then the creator really knows nothing about Autism.\|Chris<ref>[[Mailbag 24]]</ref>}}		{{quote\|I detest "Asperchu", because one, it is a [[Parody]] of a [[Sonichu]] with [[aspergers]], which with the condition, I have no care for. And two, it is just lousy; if aspergers is really like [[autism]], then the creator really knows nothing about Autism.\|Chris<ref>[[Mailbag 24]]</ref>}}

	[[Image:AsperchuFanArt.png\|thumb\|That's right, '''Asperchu''' is so popular, it's fan art that has received fan art of itself]]		[[Image:AsperchuFanArt.png\|thumb\|That's right, '''Asperchu''' is so popular, it's fan art that has received fan art of itself!]]

	'''''The Amazing Asperchu''''' (also called ''Asperchu: The Amazing Tales'' and ''The Spectacular Asperchu'') is a [[parody]] of ''[[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]]'' detailing the zany misadventures of [[Asperchu]], the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] with [[Asperger syndrome]]. It can be read [http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/ here].		'''''The Amazing Asperchu''''' (also called ''Asperchu: The Amazing Tales'' and ''The Spectacular Asperchu'') is a [[parody]] of ''[[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]]'' detailing the zany misadventures of [[Asperchu]], the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] with [[Asperger syndrome]]. It can be read [http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/ here].
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	*[http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Main_Page Asperpedia](Site down)		*[http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Main_Page Asperpedia](Site down)

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	{{AsperchuSaga}}		{{AsperchuSaga}}
	[[Category:Fan]]		[[Category:Fan]]
	[[Category:Fan art]]		[[Category:Fan art]]

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	When the TRUE and ORIGINAL Christian Weston Chandler disappeared, Ian initiated a coup on CWCville, quickly gaining control. As the Asperchu series shares the same universe as ''[[Simonchu]]'' and ''[[Fan:Moon-Pals\|Moon-Pals]]'', it is said that he was able to con the people into thinking he was the true Christian Weston Chandler. In short order, Ian ravaged the city, destroyed it's commerce center and driven or killed 70% of its population, placing the remaining citizens under martial law.		When the TRUE and ORIGINAL Christian Weston Chandler disappeared, Ian initiated a coup on CWCville, quickly gaining control. As the Asperchu series shares the same universe as ''[[Simonchu]]'' and ''[[Fan:Moon-Pals\|Moon-Pals]]'', it is said that he was able to con the people into thinking he was the true Christian Weston Chandler. In short order, Ian ravaged the city, destroyed it's commerce center and driven or killed 70% of its population, placing the remaining citizens under martial law.

	Years later, Ian reappeared, seeking to aid in the rescue of Asperchu, only to encounter the TRUE and ORIGINAL Christian Weston Chandler and be sat on fire by Metal Asperchu. Through various conversations, we learned that Ian had raped a number of Rosechu as well as Mitch Chu. When Metal Asperchu attacked, Ian took up a Son-Chu and battled it out, nearly winning until the robot took advantage of damage Simonchu inflicted. When the robot activated a time warp, he was tossed into the past and beaten by his past self. He attempted to fight again, only to encounter Max. He completely ignores Max's impassioned plea to stop fighting and races back to his house, encountering his younger self and set off the chain of events that would shunt him back into the present, where Metal Asperchu awaited. For a time, Ian was Bionic's prisoner, utterly unable to remember who he was. When Sonichu broke into his cell in an attempt to learn the truth of his past, Ian told him a fake story, only to be rejected by Sonichu. He attempted to escape with Sonichu, only to be captured in the process, passing out until the real Chris rescued everyone. Upon learning of Asperia, Ian sought to take her away because he feels that she is actually his daughter [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|Crystal]]. Upon attempting to spirit away Asperia, Sonichu blows out his kneecaps (accidentally killing Asperia) and is captured by Bionic. Bionic then uses the mentally unstable Sonichu to butcher his father. Ian finally meets his end with Sonichu's axe and Bionic's gun. As a reward, [[Metal Gear ~~Solid~~\|Bionic grafts Ian's right arm onto Sonichu's stump in place of the one he lost in Issue 3.]]		Years later, Ian reappeared, seeking to aid in the rescue of Asperchu, only to encounter the TRUE and ORIGINAL Christian Weston Chandler and be sat on fire by Metal Asperchu. Through various conversations, we learned that Ian had raped a number of Rosechu as well as Mitch Chu. When Metal Asperchu attacked, Ian took up a Son-Chu and battled it out, nearly winning until the robot took advantage of damage Simonchu inflicted. When the robot activated a time warp, he was tossed into the past and beaten by his past self. He attempted to fight again, only to encounter Max. He completely ignores Max's impassioned plea to stop fighting and races back to his house, encountering his younger self and set off the chain of events that would shunt him back into the present, where Metal Asperchu awaited. For a time, Ian was Bionic's prisoner, utterly unable to remember who he was. When Sonichu broke into his cell in an attempt to learn the truth of his past, Ian told him a fake story, only to be rejected by Sonichu. He attempted to escape with Sonichu, only to be captured in the process, passing out until the real Chris rescued everyone. Upon learning of Asperia, Ian sought to take her away because he feels that she is actually his daughter [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|Crystal]]. Upon attempting to spirit away Asperia, Sonichu blows out his kneecaps (accidentally killing Asperia) and is captured by Bionic. Bionic then uses the mentally unstable Sonichu to butcher his father. Ian finally meets his end with Sonichu's axe and Bionic's gun. As a reward, [[Metal Gear\|Bionic grafts Ian's right arm onto Sonichu's stump in place of the one he lost in Issue 3]].

	However, the soul of Ian lives on within Sonichu and whenever he takes over, he causes Sonichu's eyes to take its heterochromic styling.		However, the soul of Ian lives on within Sonichu and whenever he takes over, he causes Sonichu's eyes to take its heterochromic styling.

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Villains

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	==Villains==		==Villains==
	===Ian Brandon Anderson===		===Ian Brandon Anderson===
	[[Image:IBAasperchu.png\|thumb\|150px\|left\|The evil and deceitful [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!\|IAN BRANNON SOMETHING]]		[[Image:IBAasperchu.png\|thumb\|150px\|left\|The evil and deceitful [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!\|IAN BRANNON SOMETHING]]]]

	[[Ian]] believes himself to be the TRUE and ORIGINAL Christian Weston Chandler, but is instead a [[fat]], insane manchild. Ian rules [[CWCville]] through a totalitarian and Nazi-like regime, although the CWCville People's Liberation Front (CPLF) constantly fights against his oppression. He forced women in middle school and older into prostitution as a perverse form of "[[Dating Education\|sexual education]]".		[[Ian]] believes himself to be the TRUE and ORIGINAL Christian Weston Chandler, but is instead a [[fat]], insane manchild. Ian rules [[CWCville]] through a totalitarian and Nazi-like regime, although the CWCville People's Liberation Front (CPLF) constantly fights against his oppression. He forced women in middle school and older into prostitution as a perverse form of "[[Dating Education\|sexual education]]".

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	{{Quote\|I think Asperchu is a pretty nice guy. He faces his fear of [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor\|rejection]], tries his best to be tactful and humble, and he just wants somebody to love. Oh dear god, you made a sympathetic {w\|Bizarro World\|bizzaro}} [[Chris]].\|An anon on [[/cwc/]], summarizing what makes Asperchu so unique.}}		{{Quote\|I think Asperchu is a pretty nice guy. He faces his fear of [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor\|rejection]], tries his best to be tactful and humble, and he just wants somebody to love. Oh dear god, you made a sympathetic {{w\|Bizarro World\|bizzaro}} [[Chris]].\|An anon on [[/cwc/]], summarizing what makes Asperchu so unique.}}

	{{quote\|I detest "Asperchu", because one, it is a [[Parody]] of a [[Sonichu]] with [[aspergers]], which with the condition, I have no care for. And two, it is just lousy; if aspergers is really like [[autism]], then the creator really knows nothing about Autism.\|Chris<ref>[[Mailbag 24]]</ref>}}		{{quote\|I detest "Asperchu", because one, it is a [[Parody]] of a [[Sonichu]] with [[aspergers]], which with the condition, I have no care for. And two, it is just lousy; if aspergers is really like [[autism]], then the creator really knows nothing about Autism.\|Chris<ref>[[Mailbag 24]]</ref>}}