Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke - Revision history

Elbow-Greased Strongman: /* Transcript */

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	[[Captain's Log]], Stardate January 17th, 2010.		[[Captain's Log]], Stardate January 17th, 2010.

	I am here at this point recording this video to make it perfectly clear. Although it was a bit of a mistake with that last video I made, but you know what? Regardless of that video, I did- I shouldn't have not have had to make such a video, because I can prove- I can just show ya'll the evidence, [''Chris grabs his camera and starts walking towards his TV.''] that I have just read through the entire bunch of pages...of hi- of Alec's...''Asperchu''. Unedited, all fresh from the website, [[Autism\|organized by page number]]. In my playlist.		I am here at this point recording this video to make it perfectly clear. Although it was a bit of a mistake with that last video I made, but you know what? Regardless of that video, I did- I shouldn't have not have had to make such a video, because I can prove- I can just show y'all the evidence, [''Chris grabs his camera and starts walking towards his TV.''] that I have just read through the entire bunch of pages...of hi- of Alec's...''Asperchu''. Unedited, all fresh from the website, [[Autism\|organized by page number]]. In my playlist.

	[''The camera shoots downwards, a list passes by it momentarily, before Chris's TV comes into focus. There appear to be an array of comic pages on screen, set against a continually changing ''[[South Park]]'' "Dynamic Theme" background.'']		[''The camera shoots downwards, a list passes by it momentarily, before Chris's TV comes into focus. There appear to be an array of comic pages on screen, set against a continually changing ''[[South Park]]'' "Dynamic Theme" background.'']

	First off, just to name a few things, there's an o- there are the obvious...~~sturdy~~ slanders! [''The cover of ''Asperchu'' #0 comes into focus on the TV.''] And obvious references to with I mean the [[Obesity\|old Buddha belly]] that I [[Obesity#Denial\|used to have]], exaggerated manboobs, and even the [[Rollin' and Trollin'\|goatee]] I used to ha- I had one time. And he makes him- and he makes...his Asperchu character wear nearly every [[Chris and fashion\|shirt]] I wear. Nearly every shirt! And a crappy copy of a medal! My shirts.		First off, just to name a few things, there's an o- there are the obvious...s dirty slanders! [''The cover of ''Asperchu'' #0 comes into focus on the TV.''] And obvious references to with I mean the [[Obesity\|old Buddha belly]] that I [[Obesity#Denial\|used to have]], exaggerated manboobs, and even the [[Rollin' and Trollin'\|goatee]] I used to ha- I had one time. And he makes him- and he makes...his Asperchu character wear nearly every [[Chris and fashion\|shirt]] I wear. Nearly every shirt! And a crappy copy of a medal! My shirts.

	[''The cover disappears, and Chris scrolls through the list of comics, finally picking a page in which a man is talking to a dog that really doesn't look anything like [[Patti Chandler]].'']		[''The cover disappears, and Chris scrolls through the list of comics, finally picking a page in which a man is talking to a dog that really doesn't look anything like [[Patti Chandler]].'']

HurdyGurdsen at 15:49, 12 December 2025

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	Chris also heavily implies that his [[Patti Chandler\|dead dog]] is now some kind of evil spirit with the power to kill.		Chris also heavily implies that his [[Patti Chandler\|dead dog]] is now some kind of evil spirit with the power to kill.

	This video also defines what Chris considers to be "[[homos]]exually oriented". In addition to casting his male characters as homosexuals (though [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] is straight) and putting pictures of nude male models in the background of some pages, Chris feels that his sexuality is questioned by characters using the word "fag" and ~~[[Niggos\|~~Jivin]] engaging in heterosexual intercourse (though Jivin's partner was very ugly and Chris may have confused her for a guy).		This video also defines what Chris considers to be "[[homos]]exually oriented". In addition to casting his male characters as homosexuals (though [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] is straight) and putting pictures of nude male models in the background of some pages, Chris feels that his sexuality is questioned by characters using the word "fag" and Jivin' engaging in heterosexual intercourse (though Jivin's partner was very ugly and Chris may have confused her for a guy).

	==Description==		==Description==

Makuchi at 04:37, 2 August 2025

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Gray Deign at 20:54, 27 October 2022

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	==Rebuttal==		==Rebuttal==
	Within hours, [[Asperchu#Asperpedia\|Asperpedia's]] Mao made a rebuttal video calling Chris out on his hypocrisy.		Within hours, [[Asperchu#Asperpedia\|Asperpedia's]] Mao made a rebuttal video calling Chris out on his hypocrisy.

	~~{{Deletedvideo}}~~		The video was promptly given a prominent position on every page of the [[CWCipedia]]. However, this video is currently unavailable to view publicly and is considered to be [[Lost Media\|lost media.]]

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	The video was promptly given a prominent position on every page of the [[CWCipedia]].

	==See also==		==See also==

KingClark: /* Transcript */

2022-01-02T20:58:30Z

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	And also, in reference to the un-not 'proved use within book number 0 on pages 19 through 24, including- ''including''- the homosexual references, he supposedly thinks there's a- that- he supposedly thinks that there's this law change in CWCville and it is wrong for him to quote CWCville at all within his book. And no such changes, as he has said, has happened within CWCville. [''Stops and grabs camera vigorously with both hands and looks directly into it''] He wishes he knows my Sonichu, Rosechu, and all my electric hedgehogs as well as I do, but he can not, because he is not me, the original creator. [''Resumes wandering around the room''] HE IS NOT ''ME''.		And also, in reference to the un-not 'proved use within book number 0 on pages 19 through 24, including- ''including''- the homosexual references, he supposedly thinks there's a- that- he supposedly thinks that there's this law change in CWCville and it is wrong for him to quote CWCville at all within his book. And no such changes, as he has said, has happened within CWCville. [''Stops and grabs camera vigorously with both hands and looks directly into it''] He wishes he knows my Sonichu, Rosechu, and all my electric hedgehogs as well as I do, but he can not, because he is not me, the original creator. [''Resumes wandering around the room''] HE IS NOT ''ME''.

			[[Image:Chris rages yet again.png\|thumb\|right\|Chris on Vivian's book from a few months earlier. He changes his story a lot.]]

	So uh I am send this message again to ''Alec'', ''Evan'', and even ''Mao''- I have less offense with Sean by the way, but to those three...		So uh I am send this message again to ''Alec'', ''Evan'', and even ''Mao''- I have less offense with Sean by the way, but to those three...
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	[[Death threats\|DIE. DIE IN HELL.]] And I hope the soul of my late dog...eats at your souls and kills you in your sleep.		[[Death threats\|DIE. DIE IN HELL.]] And I hope the soul of my late dog...eats at your souls and kills you in your sleep.

	~~[[Image:Chris rages yet again.png\|thumb\|right\|Chris on Vivian's book from a few months earlier. He changes his story a lot.]]~~
	[''Gives a creepy uncomfortable stare at the camera as he slowly switches the hand holding it.'']		[''Gives a creepy uncomfortable stare at the camera as he slowly switches the hand holding it.'']

KingClark: /* Transcript */

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	===Transcript===		===Transcript===

	[[Image:pattysvengefulsoul.jpg\|thumb\|[[Patti]] will have your soul for dinner tonight.]]		[[Image:pattysvengefulsoul.jpg\|thumb\|left\|[[Patti]] will have your soul for dinner tonight.]]

	[[Captain's Log]], Stardate January 17th, 2010.		[[Captain's Log]], Stardate January 17th, 2010.
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	That was issue C page 19, by the way.		That was issue C page 19, by the way.

	[[Image:BurningManchild.jpg\|thumb\|He sets me on fire!]]		[[Image:BurningManchild.jpg\|thumb\|right\|He sets me on fire!]]

	And then even worse! Starting on page C29, [''Chris selects the page with Metal Asperchu preventing Ian from shooting Asperchu.''] he sets me on fire! He sets me on fire! [''Chris moves to the next page.''] And then even worse, continues lettin' me be on fire on page 30! I swear, if that ain't the [[Sonichu Special 4\|most outrageous ''thing'']] that he has ever done against me.		And then even worse! Starting on page C29, [''Chris selects the page with Metal Asperchu preventing Ian from shooting Asperchu.''] he sets me on fire! He sets me on fire! [''Chris moves to the next page.''] And then even worse, continues lettin' me be on fire on page 30! I swear, if that ain't the [[Sonichu Special 4\|most outrageous ''thing'']] that he has ever done against me.
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	Now look, I'll admit I have done my little share of nudity within the comi- within my- few page- within a couple of pages, but they were censored by either images of [[Sonichu_8#Alternate_versions\|lemon for vagina an' bananas for...dick.]]		Now look, I'll admit I have done my little share of nudity within the comi- within my- few page- within a couple of pages, but they were censored by either images of [[Sonichu_8#Alternate_versions\|lemon for vagina an' bananas for...dick.]]

	[[Image:LEMONS_cwc.png\|thumb\|LEMON FOR VAGINA!!! BANANA FOR DICK!!!]]		[[Image:LEMONS_cwc.png\|thumb\|left\|LEMON FOR VAGINA!!! BANANA FOR DICK!!!]]

	[''Chris makes a revolted face at having just said the word "dick", then scratches the back of his head.'']		[''Chris makes a revolted face at having just said the word "dick", then scratches the back of his head.'']
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	[[Death threats\|DIE. DIE IN HELL.]] And I hope the soul of my late dog...eats at your souls and kills you in your sleep.		[[Death threats\|DIE. DIE IN HELL.]] And I hope the soul of my late dog...eats at your souls and kills you in your sleep.

	[[Image:Chris rages yet again.png\|thumb\|Chris on Vivian's book from a few months earlier. He changes his story a lot.]]		[[Image:Chris rages yet again.png\|thumb\|right\|Chris on Vivian's book from a few months earlier. He changes his story a lot.]]
	[''Gives a creepy uncomfortable stare at the camera as he slowly switches the hand holding it.'']		[''Gives a creepy uncomfortable stare at the camera as he slowly switches the hand holding it.'']

KingClark: /* Video */

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Y0h 513nn R3n: /* Transcript */

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	[[Captain's Log]], Stardate January 17th, 2010.		[[Captain's Log]], Stardate January 17th, 2010.

	I am here at this point recording this video to make it perfectly clear. Although it was a bit of a mistake with that last video I made, but you know what? Regardless of that video, I did- I shouldn't have not have had to make such a video, because I can prove- I can just show ya'll the evidence, [''Chris grabs his camera and starts walking towards his TV.''] that I have just read through the entire bunch of pages...of hi- of Alec's...''[[Asperchu]]''. Unedited, all fresh from the website, [[Autism\|organized by page number]]. In my playlist.		I am here at this point recording this video to make it perfectly clear. Although it was a bit of a mistake with that last video I made, but you know what? Regardless of that video, I did- I shouldn't have not have had to make such a video, because I can prove- I can just show ya'll the evidence, [''Chris grabs his camera and starts walking towards his TV.''] that I have just read through the entire bunch of pages...of hi- of Alec's...''Asperchu''. Unedited, all fresh from the website, [[Autism\|organized by page number]]. In my playlist.

	[''The camera shoots downwards, a list passes by it momentarily, before Chris's TV comes into focus. There appear to be an array of comic pages on screen, set against a continually changing ''[[South Park]]'' "Dynamic Theme" background.'']		[''The camera shoots downwards, a list passes by it momentarily, before Chris's TV comes into focus. There appear to be an array of comic pages on screen, set against a continually changing ''[[South Park]]'' "Dynamic Theme" background.'']

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	==Rebuttal==		==Rebuttal==
	Within hours, [[Asperchu#Asperpedia\|Asperpedia's]] Mao made a rebuttal video calling Chris out on his hypocrisy.The video was promptly given a prominent position on every page of the [[CWCipedia]].		Within hours, [[Asperchu#Asperpedia\|Asperpedia's]] Mao made a rebuttal video calling Chris out on his hypocrisy.

			{{Deletedvideo}}

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			The video was promptly given a prominent position on every page of the [[CWCipedia]].

	==See also==		==See also==

Geekboy at 12:32, 4 September 2016

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	==Rebuttal==		==Rebuttal==
	Within hours, [[Asperchu#Asperpedia\|Asperpedia's]] Mao made a rebuttal video calling Chris out on his hypocrisy.		Within hours, [[Asperchu#Asperpedia\|Asperpedia's]] Mao made a rebuttal video calling Chris out on his hypocrisy.The video was promptly given a prominent position on every page of the [[CWCipedia]].

	~~{{Deletedvideo}}~~

	~~<center>~~
	~~{{#ev:youtube\|GNk24SsVxaY}}~~
	~~</center>~~

	The video was promptly given a prominent position on every page of the [[CWCipedia]].

	==See also==		==See also==

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	[[Category: Chris-chan videos, January 2010\| 2010-01-17]]		[[Category: Chris-chan videos, January 2010\| 2010-01-17]]
	[[Category: Asperchu Saga videos\| 2010-01-17]]		[[Category: Asperchu Saga videos\| 2010-01-17]]
			[[Category:Kodak camera videos\| 2010-01-17]]