Attraction Location - Revision history

WarnerBro at 02:03, 26 September 2024

2024-09-26T02:03:47Z

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	An '''Attraction Location''',<ref>[[Story of My Current Days]]</ref> also called an '''Attraction Spot''',<ref>[[CWC's Diary]]</ref> is a [[CWC-isms\|CWC-ism]] for any place where [[Chris]] sits passively, hoping to attract the attention of [[boyfriend-free girl\|single women]]. Along with his [[Attraction Sign]] and [[Axe]] body spray, use of an Attraction Location has been a crucial component of Chris's [[Love Quest]].		An '''Attraction Location''',<ref>[[Story of My Current Days]]</ref> also called an '''Attraction Spot''',<ref>[[CWC's Diary]]</ref> is a [[CWC-isms\|CWC-ism]] for any place where [[Chris]] sits passively, hoping to attract the attention of [[boyfriend-free girl\|single women]]. Along with his [[Attraction Sign]] and [[Axe]] body spray, use of an Attraction Location has been a crucial component of Chris's [[Love Quest]].

	In practice, the Attraction Locations that Chris chose left him exposed to discovery by [[Mary Lee Walsh\|various]] [[Manajerks\|authority]] [[~~Jerkops~~\|figures]], who take umbrage with his methods. He steadfastly refused to abandon his post until he was either [[List of places that have banned Chris\|banned]] or forcibly removed from the premises. Undaunted, he would go on to find new Attraction Locations, only to be banned from them as well.		In practice, the Attraction Locations that Chris chose left him exposed to discovery by [[Mary Lee Walsh\|various]] [[Manajerks\|authority]] [[Jerkop\|figures]], who take umbrage with his methods. He steadfastly refused to abandon his post until he was either [[List of places that have banned Chris\|banned]] or forcibly removed from the premises. Undaunted, he would go on to find new Attraction Locations, only to be banned from them as well.

	It's interesting to note that the use of these different locations marks some of the few significant milestones in Chris's life between [[2003]] and [[2008]], and even this minor change in his routine was forced upon him. It's entirely possible that if Chris had made less of a ruckus, he might still be sitting in his original Attraction Location to this day, indifferent to the years wasted in his fruitless endeavor.		It's interesting to note that the use of these different locations marks some of the few significant milestones in Chris's life between [[2003]] and [[2008]], and even this minor change in his routine was forced upon him. It's entirely possible that if Chris had made less of a ruckus, he might still be sitting in his original Attraction Location to this day, indifferent to the years wasted in his fruitless endeavor.

WarnerBro at 02:03, 26 September 2024

2024-09-26T02:03:26Z

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	An '''Attraction Location''',<ref>[[Story of My Current Days]]</ref> also called an '''Attraction Spot''',<ref>[[CWC's Diary]]</ref> is a [[CWC-isms\|CWC-ism]] for any place where [[Chris]] sits passively, hoping to attract the attention of [[boyfriend-free girl\|single women]]. Along with his [[Attraction Sign]] and [[Axe]] body spray, use of an Attraction Location has been a crucial component of Chris's [[Love Quest]].		An '''Attraction Location''',<ref>[[Story of My Current Days]]</ref> also called an '''Attraction Spot''',<ref>[[CWC's Diary]]</ref> is a [[CWC-isms\|CWC-ism]] for any place where [[Chris]] sits passively, hoping to attract the attention of [[boyfriend-free girl\|single women]]. Along with his [[Attraction Sign]] and [[Axe]] body spray, use of an Attraction Location has been a crucial component of Chris's [[Love Quest]].

	In practice, the Attraction Locations that Chris chose left him exposed to discovery by [[Mary Lee Walsh\|various]] [[Manajerks\|authority]] [[Jerkops\|figures]], who take umbrage with his methods. He steadfastly refused to abandon his post until he was either [[banned]] or forcibly removed from the premises. Undaunted, he would go on to find new Attraction Locations, only to be banned from them as well.		In practice, the Attraction Locations that Chris chose left him exposed to discovery by [[Mary Lee Walsh\|various]] [[Manajerks\|authority]] [[Jerkops\|figures]], who take umbrage with his methods. He steadfastly refused to abandon his post until he was either [[List of places that have banned Chris\|banned]] or forcibly removed from the premises. Undaunted, he would go on to find new Attraction Locations, only to be banned from them as well.

	It's interesting to note that the use of these different locations marks some of the few significant milestones in Chris's life between [[2003]] and [[2008]], and even this minor change in his routine was forced upon him. It's entirely possible that if Chris had made less of a ruckus, he might still be sitting in his original Attraction Location to this day, indifferent to the years wasted in his fruitless endeavor.		It's interesting to note that the use of these different locations marks some of the few significant milestones in Chris's life between [[2003]] and [[2008]], and even this minor change in his routine was forced upon him. It's entirely possible that if Chris had made less of a ruckus, he might still be sitting in his original Attraction Location to this day, indifferent to the years wasted in his fruitless endeavor.

WarnerBro at 13:07, 22 April 2023

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	{{Quote\|As I sit and [[sigh]],<br>		{{Quote\|As I sit and [[stress sigh\|sigh]],<br>
	[[~~The Creepy Stare~~\|I watch the girls go by]].<br>		[[creepy stare\|I watch the girls go by]].<br>
	Afraid of a lame intersecption,<br>		Afraid of a lame intersecption,<br>
	I sit out in the open without hesitation.<br>		I sit out in the open without hesitation.<br>

Don'tCallAnybody at 19:19, 16 December 2015

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	* [[Mal-Wart\|Wal-Mart]] - Until kicked out on 20 and 22 June 2005.		* [[Mal-Wart\|Wal-Mart]] - Until kicked out on 20 and 22 June 2005.
	* [[Get-Tar Region\|Target]] - Until arrested and thrown out on 20 July 2005.		* [[Get-Tar Region\|Target]] - Until arrested and thrown out on 20 July 2005.
	* [[The GAMe PLACe]] - Although not primarily an Attraction Location, Chris met [[Megan Schroeder\|Megan]] there, and possibly considered it a good place to meet subsequent women, at least until being ~~permabanned~~ on 28 August [[2008]].		* [[The GAMe PLACe]] - Although not primarily an Attraction Location, Chris met [[Megan Schroeder\|Megan]] there, and possibly considered it a good place to meet subsequent women, at least until being permanently banned on 28 August [[2008]].
	* [[Fridays After Five]] - Used in [[June 2010]], sporting a [[muscle bra]] he'd written on; seemed to attract the attention of a few [[Pedofork\|underage girls]].		* [[Fridays After Five]] - Used in [[June 2010]], sporting a [[muscle bra]] he'd written on; seemed to attract the attention of a few [[Pedofork\|underage girls]].
	* [[wikipedia:Jefferson Theater\|Jefferson Theater]] - Along with his [[Barbara Chandler\|mother]], Chris attended a [https://www.facebook.com/events/361941450490215/ benefit show] at this venue on 9 [[March 2012]], hoping to make new [[gal-pal]]s.<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Benefit show]]</ref> He left the place early after having made new acquaintances, the genders of which he did not specify.<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Music was good]]</ref>		* [[wikipedia:Jefferson Theater\|Jefferson Theater]] - Along with his [[Barbara Chandler\|mother]], Chris attended a [https://www.facebook.com/events/361941450490215/ benefit show] at this venue on 9 [[March 2012]], hoping to make new [[gal-pal]]s.<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Benefit show]]</ref> He left the place early after having made new acquaintances, the genders of which he did not specify.<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Music was good]]</ref>
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	Due to his imbalanced [[biological clock]] (typically causing him to crash into slumber at about 6:30 A.M. and wake close to noon) attraction time would generally take place in the mid-to-late afternoon. This time would conveniently (and to the horror of the female patrons of [[Fashion Square]]) provide a higher concentration of potential sweethearts for Chris to harass.		Due to his imbalanced [[biological clock]] (typically causing him to crash into slumber at about 6:30 A.M. and wake close to noon) attraction time would generally take place in the mid-to-late afternoon. This time would conveniently (and to the horror of the female patrons of [[Fashion Square]]) provide a higher concentration of potential sweethearts for Chris to harass.

	[[Anna McLerran]]'s [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer\|"The Tale of the Crazy Pacer"]] is the definitive chronicle of Chris spending his attraction time, when he moved from sitting in front of [[Wikipedia:Abercrombie & Fitch\|Abercrombie & Fitch]] to [[Wikipedia:Pacific Sunwear\|~~Pac Sun~~]], where Anna was working at the time.		[[Anna McLerran]]'s [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer\|"The Tale of the Crazy Pacer"]] is the definitive chronicle of Chris spending his attraction time, when he moved from sitting in front of [[Wikipedia:Abercrombie & Fitch\|Abercrombie & Fitch]] to [[Wikipedia:Pacific Sunwear\|PacSun]], where Anna was working at the time.

	==See also==		==See also==

Asperhes: /* In Charlottesville */

2015-07-19T00:18:13Z

In Charlottesville

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	* [[Fridays After Five]] - Used in [[June 2010]], sporting a [[muscle bra]] he'd written on; seemed to attract the attention of a few [[Pedofork\|underage girls]].		* [[Fridays After Five]] - Used in [[June 2010]], sporting a [[muscle bra]] he'd written on; seemed to attract the attention of a few [[Pedofork\|underage girls]].
	* [[wikipedia:Jefferson Theater\|Jefferson Theater]] - Along with his [[Barbara Chandler\|mother]], Chris attended a [https://www.facebook.com/events/361941450490215/ benefit show] at this venue on 9 [[March 2012]], hoping to make new [[gal-pal]]s.<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Benefit show]]</ref> He left the place early after having made new acquaintances, the genders of which he did not specify.<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Music was good]]</ref>		* [[wikipedia:Jefferson Theater\|Jefferson Theater]] - Along with his [[Barbara Chandler\|mother]], Chris attended a [https://www.facebook.com/events/361941450490215/ benefit show] at this venue on 9 [[March 2012]], hoping to make new [[gal-pal]]s.<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Benefit show]]</ref> He left the place early after having made new acquaintances, the genders of which he did not specify.<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Music was good]]</ref>
	*[[Impulse Gay Social-Club]], which Chris started to visit in 2014 to pick up lesbians.		*[[Impulse Gay Social Club]], which Chris started to visit in 2014 to pick up lesbians.

	===In [[Ruckersville]]===		===In [[Ruckersville]]===

Asperhes: /* Attraction Locations */

2015-05-27T13:54:17Z

Attraction Locations

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	* [[Fridays After Five]] - Used in [[June 2010]], sporting a [[muscle bra]] he'd written on; seemed to attract the attention of a few [[Pedofork\|underage girls]].		* [[Fridays After Five]] - Used in [[June 2010]], sporting a [[muscle bra]] he'd written on; seemed to attract the attention of a few [[Pedofork\|underage girls]].
	* [[wikipedia:Jefferson Theater\|Jefferson Theater]] - Along with his [[Barbara Chandler\|mother]], Chris attended a [https://www.facebook.com/events/361941450490215/ benefit show] at this venue on 9 [[March 2012]], hoping to make new [[gal-pal]]s.<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Benefit show]]</ref> He left the place early after having made new acquaintances, the genders of which he did not specify.<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Music was good]]</ref>		* [[wikipedia:Jefferson Theater\|Jefferson Theater]] - Along with his [[Barbara Chandler\|mother]], Chris attended a [https://www.facebook.com/events/361941450490215/ benefit show] at this venue on 9 [[March 2012]], hoping to make new [[gal-pal]]s.<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Benefit show]]</ref> He left the place early after having made new acquaintances, the genders of which he did not specify.<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Music was good]]</ref>
	*[[Impulse Gay Social-Club]], which Chris started to visit in ~~2015~~ to pick up lesbians.		*[[Impulse Gay Social-Club]], which Chris started to visit in 2014 to pick up lesbians.

	===In [[Ruckersville]]===		===In [[Ruckersville]]===

Eamoo: /* In Charlottesville */

2015-05-26T09:53:30Z

In Charlottesville

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	* [[Fridays After Five]] - Used in [[June 2010]], sporting a [[muscle bra]] he'd written on; seemed to attract the attention of a few [[Pedofork\|underage girls]].		* [[Fridays After Five]] - Used in [[June 2010]], sporting a [[muscle bra]] he'd written on; seemed to attract the attention of a few [[Pedofork\|underage girls]].
	* [[wikipedia:Jefferson Theater\|Jefferson Theater]] - Along with his [[Barbara Chandler\|mother]], Chris attended a [https://www.facebook.com/events/361941450490215/ benefit show] at this venue on 9 [[March 2012]], hoping to make new [[gal-pal]]s.<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Benefit show]]</ref> He left the place early after having made new acquaintances, the genders of which he did not specify.<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Music was good]]</ref>		* [[wikipedia:Jefferson Theater\|Jefferson Theater]] - Along with his [[Barbara Chandler\|mother]], Chris attended a [https://www.facebook.com/events/361941450490215/ benefit show] at this venue on 9 [[March 2012]], hoping to make new [[gal-pal]]s.<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Benefit show]]</ref> He left the place early after having made new acquaintances, the genders of which he did not specify.<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Music was good]]</ref>
			*[[Impulse Gay Social-Club]], which Chris started to visit in 2015 to pick up lesbians.

	===In [[Ruckersville]]===		===In [[Ruckersville]]===

NegaCWC: /* Attraction Locations */ a bit more info

2014-05-09T15:10:23Z

Attraction Locations: a bit more info

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	* [[The GAMe PLACe]] - Although not primarily an Attraction Location, Chris met [[Megan Schroeder\|Megan]] there, and possibly considered it a good place to meet subsequent women, at least until being permabanned on 28 August [[2008]].		* [[The GAMe PLACe]] - Although not primarily an Attraction Location, Chris met [[Megan Schroeder\|Megan]] there, and possibly considered it a good place to meet subsequent women, at least until being permabanned on 28 August [[2008]].
	* [[Fridays After Five]] - Used in [[June 2010]], sporting a [[muscle bra]] he'd written on; seemed to attract the attention of a few [[Pedofork\|underage girls]].		* [[Fridays After Five]] - Used in [[June 2010]], sporting a [[muscle bra]] he'd written on; seemed to attract the attention of a few [[Pedofork\|underage girls]].
	* [[wikipedia:Jefferson Theater\|Jefferson Theater]] - ~~Chris attended this venue~~ with his [[Barbara Chandler\|mother]] on 9 [[March 2012]], hoping to make new [[gal-pal]]s.<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Benefit show]]</ref> He left the place early after having made new acquaintances, the genders of which he did not specify.<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Music was good]]</ref>		* [[wikipedia:Jefferson Theater\|Jefferson Theater]] - Along with his [[Barbara Chandler\|mother]], Chris attended a [https://www.facebook.com/events/361941450490215/ benefit show] at this venue on 9 [[March 2012]], hoping to make new [[gal-pal]]s.<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Benefit show]]</ref> He left the place early after having made new acquaintances, the genders of which he did not specify.<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Music was good]]</ref>

	===In [[Ruckersville]]===		===In [[Ruckersville]]===

NegaCWC: /* In Charlottesville */

2014-05-09T15:08:11Z

In Charlottesville

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	* [[The GAMe PLACe]] - Although not primarily an Attraction Location, Chris met [[Megan Schroeder\|Megan]] there, and possibly considered it a good place to meet subsequent women, at least until being permabanned on 28 August [[2008]].		* [[The GAMe PLACe]] - Although not primarily an Attraction Location, Chris met [[Megan Schroeder\|Megan]] there, and possibly considered it a good place to meet subsequent women, at least until being permabanned on 28 August [[2008]].
	* [[Fridays After Five]] - Used in [[June 2010]], sporting a [[muscle bra]] he'd written on; seemed to attract the attention of a few [[Pedofork\|underage girls]].		* [[Fridays After Five]] - Used in [[June 2010]], sporting a [[muscle bra]] he'd written on; seemed to attract the attention of a few [[Pedofork\|underage girls]].
			* [[wikipedia:Jefferson Theater\|Jefferson Theater]] - Chris attended this venue with his [[Barbara Chandler\|mother]] on 9 [[March 2012]], hoping to make new [[gal-pal]]s.<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Benefit show]]</ref> He left the place early after having made new acquaintances, the genders of which he did not specify.<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Music was good]]</ref>

	===In [[Ruckersville]]===		===In [[Ruckersville]]===

Eamoo at 20:23, 6 January 2014

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	\|Poem by Chris<ref>[[Hard Love Quest]]</ref>}}		\|Poem by Chris<ref>[[Hard Love Quest]]</ref>}}
	[[File:Jerkhief badass.jpg\|thumb\|right\|230px\|What typically happens when Chris visits his attraction locations.]]		[[File:Jerkhief badass.jpg\|thumb\|right\|230px\|What typically happens when Chris visits his attraction locations.]]
	An '''Attraction Location''',<ref>[[Story of My Current Days]]</ref> also called an "Attraction Spot",<ref>[[CWC's Diary]]</ref> is a [[CWC-isms\|CWC-ism]] for any place where [[Chris]] sits passively, hoping to attract the attention of [[boyfriend-free girl\|single women]]. Along with his [[Attraction Sign]] and [[Axe]] body spray, use of an Attraction Location has been a crucial component of Chris's [[Love Quest]].		An '''Attraction Location''',<ref>[[Story of My Current Days]]</ref> also called an '''Attraction Spot''',<ref>[[CWC's Diary]]</ref> is a [[CWC-isms\|CWC-ism]] for any place where [[Chris]] sits passively, hoping to attract the attention of [[boyfriend-free girl\|single women]]. Along with his [[Attraction Sign]] and [[Axe]] body spray, use of an Attraction Location has been a crucial component of Chris's [[Love Quest]].

	In practice, the Attraction Locations that Chris chose left him exposed to discovery by [[Mary Lee Walsh\|various]] [[Manajerks\|authority]] [[Jerkops\|figures]], who take umbrage with his methods. He steadfastly refused to abandon his post until he was either [[banned]] or forcibly removed from the premises. Undaunted, he would go on to find new Attraction Locations, only to be banned from them as well.		In practice, the Attraction Locations that Chris chose left him exposed to discovery by [[Mary Lee Walsh\|various]] [[Manajerks\|authority]] [[Jerkops\|figures]], who take umbrage with his methods. He steadfastly refused to abandon his post until he was either [[banned]] or forcibly removed from the premises. Undaunted, he would go on to find new Attraction Locations, only to be banned from them as well.

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	* [[Mal-Wart\|Wal-Mart]] - Until kicked out on 20 and 22 June 2005.		* [[Mal-Wart\|Wal-Mart]] - Until kicked out on 20 and 22 June 2005.
	* [[Get-Tar Region\|Target]] - Until arrested and thrown out on 20 July 2005.		* [[Get-Tar Region\|Target]] - Until arrested and thrown out on 20 July 2005.
	* [[The GAMe PLACe]] - Although not primarily an Attraction Location, Chris met [[Megan Schroeder\|Megan]] there, and possibly considered it a good place to meet subsequent women, at least until being ~~permabanned~~ on 28 August [[2008]].		* [[The GAMe PLACe]] - Although not primarily an Attraction Location, Chris met [[Megan Schroeder\|Megan]] there, and possibly considered it a good place to meet subsequent women, at least until being permanently banned on 28 August [[2008]].
	* [[Fridays After Five]] - Used in [[June 2010]], sporting a [[muscle bra]] he'd written on; seemed to attract the attention of a few [[Pedofork\|underage girls]].		* [[Fridays After Five]] - Used in [[June 2010]], sporting a [[muscle bra]] he'd written on; seemed to attract the attention of a few [[Pedofork\|underage girls]].
	* [[wikipedia:Jefferson Theater\|Jefferson Theater]] - Along with his [[Barbara Chandler\|mother]], Chris attended a [https://www.facebook.com/events/361941450490215/ benefit show] at this venue on 9 [[March 2012]], hoping to make new [[gal-pal]]s.<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Benefit show]]</ref> He left the place early after having made new acquaintances, the genders of which he did not specify.<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Music was good]]</ref>		* [[wikipedia:Jefferson Theater\|Jefferson Theater]] - Along with his [[Barbara Chandler\|mother]], Chris attended a [https://www.facebook.com/events/361941450490215/ benefit show] at this venue on 9 [[March 2012]], hoping to make new [[gal-pal]]s.<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Benefit show]]</ref> He left the place early after having made new acquaintances, the genders of which he did not specify.<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Music was good]]</ref>
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	Due to his imbalanced [[biological clock]] (typically causing him to crash into slumber at about 6:30 A.M. and wake close to noon) attraction time would generally take place in the mid-to-late afternoon. This time would conveniently (and to the horror of the female patrons of [[Fashion Square]]) provide a higher concentration of potential sweethearts for Chris to harass.		Due to his imbalanced [[biological clock]] (typically causing him to crash into slumber at about 6:30 A.M. and wake close to noon) attraction time would generally take place in the mid-to-late afternoon. This time would conveniently (and to the horror of the female patrons of [[Fashion Square]]) provide a higher concentration of potential sweethearts for Chris to harass.

	[[Anna McLerran]]'s [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer\|"The Tale of the Crazy Pacer"]] is the definitive chronicle of Chris spending his attraction time, when he moved from sitting in front of [[Wikipedia:Abercrombie & Fitch\|Abercrombie & Fitch]] to [[Wikipedia:Pacific Sunwear\|~~Pac Sun~~]], where Anna was working at the time.		[[Anna McLerran]]'s [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer\|"The Tale of the Crazy Pacer"]] is the definitive chronicle of Chris spending his attraction time, when he moved from sitting in front of [[Wikipedia:Abercrombie & Fitch\|Abercrombie & Fitch]] to [[Wikipedia:Pacific Sunwear\|PacSun]], where Anna was working at the time.

	==See also==		==See also==