Attraction Sign - Revision history

Dogmeat General: /* OkCupid and the Sign in 2014 */ change to past tense: uses or intends --> used or intended.

2026-03-25T01:11:27Z

OkCupid and the Sign in 2014: change to past tense: uses or intends --> used or intended.

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	=== OkCupid and the Sign in 2014 ===		=== OkCupid and the Sign in 2014 ===
	[[File:Okcupid 8 jul 2014 4.jpg\|thumb\|Attraction Sign as of July 2014]]		[[File:Okcupid 8 jul 2014 4.jpg\|thumb\|Attraction Sign as of July 2014]]
	In [[July 2014]], Chris made a new [[OkCupid]] account, which resulted in a few new photos of him in full [[Tomgirl Saga\|tomgirl]] regalia. One horrifying picture shows Chris looking 20 years older than he is and brandishing a new Sign (made out of [[Legos]]) stating "'''HEY LADIES I'M SINGLE PLEASE ASK ME OUT'''". It is unknown if he ~~uses~~ or ~~intends~~ to use this new Sign in public (physically speaking; his OkCupid profile was a public site).<ref>[[OkCupid#LevelUpKing Profile]]</ref>		In [[July 2014]], Chris made a new [[OkCupid]] account, which resulted in a few new photos of him in full [[Tomgirl Saga\|tomgirl]] regalia. One horrifying picture shows Chris looking 20 years older than he is and brandishing a new Sign (made out of [[Legos]]) stating "'''HEY LADIES I'M SINGLE PLEASE ASK ME OUT'''". It is unknown if he used or intended to use this new Sign in public (physically speaking; his OkCupid profile was a public site).<ref>[[OkCupid#LevelUpKing Profile]]</ref>

	Chris's 2014 OkCupid account also revealed the fact that he has finally conceded to raise the minimum age of his [[heartsweet]], up to 23, probably having realised the minimum age of 18 was becoming [[Pedofork\|very inappropriate]]. However, 23 is still a large disparity with Chris' age when he wrote it (32) and he still absurdly demands his sweetheart be younger than himself, even though he clearly wants them to serve largely as his [[Barbara Chandler\|mother figure]].		Chris's 2014 OkCupid account also revealed the fact that he has finally conceded to raise the minimum age of his [[heartsweet]], up to 23, probably having realised the minimum age of 18 was becoming [[Pedofork\|very inappropriate]]. However, 23 is still a large disparity with Chris' age when he wrote it (32) and he still absurdly demands his sweetheart be younger than himself, even though he clearly wants them to serve largely as his [[Barbara Chandler\|mother figure]].

WarnerBro at 22:34, 8 March 2026

2026-03-08T22:34:13Z

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	An early version ran "I am a "X"-Year Old Male, Seeking an 18-"X"-Year Old Single Woman",<ref>[[White knight E-mails]]</ref> but more information about Chris (and demands about his partner) soon found their way onto the Sign.		An early version ran "I am a "X"-Year Old Male, Seeking an 18-"X"-Year Old Single Woman",<ref>[[White knight E-mails]]</ref> but more information about Chris (and demands about his partner) soon found their way onto the Sign.

	All of the original signs have likely been destroyed in the [[house fire]] of [[2014]].		All of the original signs have likely been destroyed in the [[2014 house fire\|house fire]] of [[2014]].

	==Signs==		==Signs==

HurdyGurdsen at 23:10, 10 December 2025

2025-12-10T23:10:51Z

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	:''If any ♂MEN♂ read this huge sign...''		:''If any ♂MEN♂ read this huge sign...''
	:''[[Homos\|MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!]]''		:''[[Homos\|MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!]]''
	:''(And to all [[Jerks\|MEN with girlfriends]], except marrieds and [[~~Niggos~~\|blacks]], go jump off a cliff)''		:''(And to all [[Jerks\|MEN with girlfriends]], except marrieds and [[Chris and Race#Black_people\|blacks]], go jump off a cliff)''
	:''Have a nice day ☺''		:''Have a nice day ☺''

WarnerBro: /* The Sign, Mark 1 */

2024-09-26T02:01:11Z

The Sign, Mark 1

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	:''21 and [[Virgin with rage\|Single]] [[Chris and race\|White]] [[Jerks\|Male]]...''		:''21 and [[Virgin with rage\|Single]] [[Chris and race\|White]] [[Jerks\|Male]]...''
	:''-Shy -[[Honor roll\|Smart]] -[[Pedofork\|Young at Heart]] -[[CADD\|Computer skilled]]''		:''-Shy -[[Honor roll\|Smart]] -[[Pedofork\|Young at Heart]] -[[CADD\|Computer skilled]]''
	:''-[[Random access humor\|Humorous]] -A great [[Things Chris has ripped off\|thinker]] and [[Monthly tugboat\|go-getter]] -[[Cutco\|"Natural salesperson"]] -Enjoys [[China\|good parts of life]]''		:''-[[Random-access humor\|Humorous]] -A great [[Things Chris has ripped off\|thinker]] and [[Monthly tugboat\|go-getter]] -[[Cutco\|"Natural salesperson"]] -Enjoys [[China\|good parts of life]]''
	:''-[[Death threats\|Diplomatic]] -[[White_knight#Chris_made_himself_an_outcast\|Friendly]] -Loves [[Cole Smithey\|his family]] -[[Chris and anger\|Peaceful]] -[[Chris and copyright\|Very creative]] -_[[Virgin with rage\|He's lonely]]_''		:''-[[Death threats\|Diplomatic]] -[[White_knight#Chris_made_himself_an_outcast\|Friendly]] -Loves [[Cole Smithey\|his family]] -[[Chris and anger\|Peaceful]] -[[Chris and copyright\|Very creative]] -_[[Virgin with rage\|He's lonely]]_''
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WarnerBro: /* Return of the Sign */

2024-09-26T02:00:23Z

Return of the Sign

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	Later that same week, Chris was spotted and photographed twice at [[Fridays After Five]] again. In both photographs, he is shown to have placed a small piece of paper between his legs. Exactly what he wrote on it is unknown, but it is reasonable to assume that Chris had reverted to the original-style Attraction Sign once more, likely because someone told him that children shouldn't be exposed to him in his [[sports bra]].		Later that same week, Chris was spotted and photographed twice at [[Fridays After Five]] again. In both photographs, he is shown to have placed a small piece of paper between his legs. Exactly what he wrote on it is unknown, but it is reasonable to assume that Chris had reverted to the original-style Attraction Sign once more, likely because someone told him that children shouldn't be exposed to him in his [[sports bra]].

	On 16 [[July 2010]], Chris again terrorized the poor women of [[Charlottesville]] at the Fridays After Five gathering, with a new Sign that read "[[Homos\|'''Friendly and Flirty Man Zone''']]".<ref name="FAF"/> He also employed a portable mini fan and a [[Wikipedia:Hula hoop\|hula hoop]], in what seems to be a misguided attempt to look fun and cool.		On 16 [[July 2010]], Chris again terrorized the poor women of [[Charlottesville, VA\|Charlottesville]] at the Fridays After Five gathering, with a new Sign that read "[[Homos\|'''Friendly and Flirty Man Zone''']]".<ref name="FAF"/> He also employed a portable mini fan and a [[Wikipedia:Hula hoop\|hula hoop]], in what seems to be a misguided attempt to look fun and cool.

	=== The Sign in 2012 ===		=== The Sign in 2012 ===

WarnerBro: /* The Sign in 2010 */

2024-09-26T01:59:14Z

The Sign in 2010

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	=== The Sign in 2010 ===		=== The Sign in 2010 ===
	[[Image:WantWoman.jpg\|thumb\|He never learns…]]		[[Image:WantWoman.jpg\|thumb\|He never learns…]]
	In [[June 2010]], Chris wore a shirt saying "'''I Enjoy Vagina'''" and an exposed [[Muscle bra\|bra]] saying "'''Want Woman!'''" over [[Obesity\|his large gut]], a lazy and frank form of the Sign.<ref name="FAF">[[Fridays After Five]]</ref> While this display is even more unpleasant and direct than the original Attraction Signs, his reasoning for each seems to be the same: if he just reveals to [[boyfriend-free ~~girls~~]] what he wants via literal, verbal language, any of them will want to give it to him regardless of how bizarre, off-putting, and out-of-touch with their wants and needs that revelation is. This lends even further credence to his ridiculous [[Monthly tugboat\|sense]] [[GodJesus\|of]] [[Chris and his ~~Ego~~\|entitlement]] and that he never understood why the Sign made him "look retarded"<ref name=retarded></ref> in the first place and he hasn't grown, matured, or learned anything since he stopped using it.		In [[June 2010]], Chris wore a shirt saying "'''I Enjoy Vagina'''" and an exposed [[Muscle bra\|bra]] saying "'''Want Woman!'''" over [[Obesity\|his large gut]], a lazy and frank form of the Sign.<ref name="FAF">[[Fridays After Five]]</ref> While this display is even more unpleasant and direct than the original Attraction Signs, his reasoning for each seems to be the same: if he just reveals to [[boyfriend-free girl]]s what he wants via literal, verbal language, any of them will want to give it to him regardless of how bizarre, off-putting, and out-of-touch with their wants and needs that revelation is. This lends even further credence to his ridiculous [[Monthly tugboat\|sense]] [[GodJesus\|of]] [[Chris and his ego\|entitlement]] and that he never understood why the Sign made him "look retarded"<ref name=retarded></ref> in the first place and he hasn't grown, matured, or learned anything since he stopped using it.

	[[File:CWC Pokemon.png\|thumb\|Artist's conception of Chris using the attraction rock of fail.]]		[[File:CWC Pokemon.png\|thumb\|Artist's conception of Chris using the attraction rock of fail.]]

Amanitie: /* The Sign in 2010 */

2024-07-11T16:18:11Z

The Sign in 2010

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	In [[June 2010]], Chris wore a shirt saying "'''I Enjoy Vagina'''" and an exposed [[Muscle bra\|bra]] saying "'''Want Woman!'''" over [[Obesity\|his large gut]], a lazy and frank form of the Sign.<ref name="FAF">[[Fridays After Five]]</ref> While this display is even more unpleasant and direct than the original Attraction Signs, his reasoning for each seems to be the same: if he just reveals to [[boyfriend-free girls]] what he wants via literal, verbal language, any of them will want to give it to him regardless of how bizarre, off-putting, and out-of-touch with their wants and needs that revelation is. This lends even further credence to his ridiculous [[Monthly tugboat\|sense]] [[GodJesus\|of]] [[Chris and his Ego\|entitlement]] and that he never understood why the Sign made him "look retarded"<ref name=retarded></ref> in the first place and he hasn't grown, matured, or learned anything since he stopped using it.		In [[June 2010]], Chris wore a shirt saying "'''I Enjoy Vagina'''" and an exposed [[Muscle bra\|bra]] saying "'''Want Woman!'''" over [[Obesity\|his large gut]], a lazy and frank form of the Sign.<ref name="FAF">[[Fridays After Five]]</ref> While this display is even more unpleasant and direct than the original Attraction Signs, his reasoning for each seems to be the same: if he just reveals to [[boyfriend-free girls]] what he wants via literal, verbal language, any of them will want to give it to him regardless of how bizarre, off-putting, and out-of-touch with their wants and needs that revelation is. This lends even further credence to his ridiculous [[Monthly tugboat\|sense]] [[GodJesus\|of]] [[Chris and his Ego\|entitlement]] and that he never understood why the Sign made him "look retarded"<ref name=retarded></ref> in the first place and he hasn't grown, matured, or learned anything since he stopped using it.

			[[File:CWC Pokemon.png\|thumb\|Artist's conception of Chris using the attraction rock of fail.]]
	A few weeks later, on 4 [[July 2010]], Chris attempted to attract an unfortunate woman at a local fireworks celebration by wrapping a note around a small rock and ''throwing it at her''. Combined with the earlier "'''Want Woman!'''" tactic, this caused some [[trolls]] to assume Chris was beginning to devolve into some sort of caveman.		A few weeks later, on 4 [[July 2010]], Chris attempted to attract an unfortunate woman at a local fireworks celebration by wrapping a note around a small rock and ''throwing it at her''. Combined with the earlier "'''Want Woman!'''" tactic, this caused some [[trolls]] to assume Chris was beginning to devolve into some sort of caveman.

BaboonRancher23: The retarded line was in reference to Chris's earlier quote, I tried to make it more obvious.

2024-05-12T16:14:33Z

The retarded line was in reference to Chris's earlier quote, I tried to make it more obvious.

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	Discouraged by Barb, Chris retired the Sign proper some time before August 2009:		Discouraged by Barb, Chris retired the Sign proper some time before August 2009:

	{{quote\|During all this, I learned from [[Barbara Chandler\|my mother]] that the sign made me look [[slow-in-the-minds\|retarded]], and eventually, I did away with the sign.\|Chris<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Continuing, Enduring Search]]</ref>}}		{{quote\|During all this, I learned from [[Barbara Chandler\|my mother]] that the sign made me look [[slow-in-the-minds\|retarded]], and eventually, I did away with the sign.\|Chris<ref name=retarded>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Continuing, Enduring Search]]</ref>}}

	In spite of this, the Sign would soon make its return in various incarnations.		In spite of this, the Sign would soon make its return in various incarnations.
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	=== The Sign in 2010 ===		=== The Sign in 2010 ===
	[[Image:WantWoman.jpg\|thumb\|He never learns…]]		[[Image:WantWoman.jpg\|thumb\|He never learns…]]
	In [[June 2010]], Chris wore a shirt saying "'''I Enjoy Vagina'''" and an exposed [[Muscle bra\|bra]] saying "'''Want Woman!'''" over [[Obesity\|his large gut]], a lazy and frank form of the Sign.<ref name="FAF">[[Fridays After Five]]</ref> While this display is even more unpleasant and direct than the original Attraction Signs, his reasoning for each seems to be the same: if he just reveals to [[boyfriend-free girls]] what he wants via literal, verbal language, any of them will want to give it to him regardless of how bizarre, off-putting, and out-of-touch with their wants and needs that revelation is. This lends even further credence to his ridiculous [[Monthly tugboat\|sense]] [[GodJesus\|of]] [[Chris and his Ego\|entitlement]] and that he never understood why the Sign made him look ~~strange~~ in the first place and he hasn't grown, matured, or learned anything since he stopped using it.		In [[June 2010]], Chris wore a shirt saying "'''I Enjoy Vagina'''" and an exposed [[Muscle bra\|bra]] saying "'''Want Woman!'''" over [[Obesity\|his large gut]], a lazy and frank form of the Sign.<ref name="FAF">[[Fridays After Five]]</ref> While this display is even more unpleasant and direct than the original Attraction Signs, his reasoning for each seems to be the same: if he just reveals to [[boyfriend-free girls]] what he wants via literal, verbal language, any of them will want to give it to him regardless of how bizarre, off-putting, and out-of-touch with their wants and needs that revelation is. This lends even further credence to his ridiculous [[Monthly tugboat\|sense]] [[GodJesus\|of]] [[Chris and his Ego\|entitlement]] and that he never understood why the Sign made him "look retarded"<ref name=retarded></ref> in the first place and he hasn't grown, matured, or learned anything since he stopped using it.

	A few weeks later, on 4 [[July 2010]], Chris attempted to attract an unfortunate woman at a local fireworks celebration by wrapping a note around a small rock and ''throwing it at her''. Combined with the earlier "'''Want Woman!'''" tactic, this caused some [[trolls]] to assume Chris was beginning to devolve into some sort of caveman.		A few weeks later, on 4 [[July 2010]], Chris attempted to attract an unfortunate woman at a local fireworks celebration by wrapping a note around a small rock and ''throwing it at her''. Combined with the earlier "'''Want Woman!'''" tactic, this caused some [[trolls]] to assume Chris was beginning to devolve into some sort of caveman.

Amanitie: /* The Sign in 2010 */ Removed A-logging

2024-05-12T15:43:23Z

The Sign in 2010: Removed A-logging

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	=== The Sign in 2010 ===		=== The Sign in 2010 ===
	[[Image:WantWoman.jpg\|thumb\|He never learns…]]		[[Image:WantWoman.jpg\|thumb\|He never learns…]]
	In [[June 2010]], Chris wore a shirt saying "'''I Enjoy Vagina'''" and an exposed [[Muscle bra\|bra]] saying "'''Want Woman!'''" over [[Obesity\|his large gut]], a lazy and frank form of the Sign.<ref name="FAF">[[Fridays After Five]]</ref> While this display is even more unpleasant and direct than the original Attraction Signs, his reasoning for each seems to be the same: if he just reveals to [[boyfriend-free girls]] what he wants via literal, verbal language, any of them will want to give it to him regardless of how bizarre, off-putting, and out-of-touch with their wants and needs that revelation is. This lends even further credence to his ridiculous [[Monthly tugboat\|sense]] [[GodJesus\|of]] [[Chris and his Ego\|entitlement]] and that he never understood why the Sign made him look ~~like a retard~~ in the first place and he hasn't grown, matured, or learned anything since he stopped using it.		In [[June 2010]], Chris wore a shirt saying "'''I Enjoy Vagina'''" and an exposed [[Muscle bra\|bra]] saying "'''Want Woman!'''" over [[Obesity\|his large gut]], a lazy and frank form of the Sign.<ref name="FAF">[[Fridays After Five]]</ref> While this display is even more unpleasant and direct than the original Attraction Signs, his reasoning for each seems to be the same: if he just reveals to [[boyfriend-free girls]] what he wants via literal, verbal language, any of them will want to give it to him regardless of how bizarre, off-putting, and out-of-touch with their wants and needs that revelation is. This lends even further credence to his ridiculous [[Monthly tugboat\|sense]] [[GodJesus\|of]] [[Chris and his Ego\|entitlement]] and that he never understood why the Sign made him look strange in the first place and he hasn't grown, matured, or learned anything since he stopped using it.

	A few weeks later, on 4 [[July 2010]], Chris attempted to attract an unfortunate woman at a local fireworks celebration by wrapping a note around a small rock and ''throwing it at her''. Combined with the earlier "'''Want Woman!'''" tactic, this caused some [[trolls]] to assume Chris was beginning to devolve into some sort of caveman.		A few weeks later, on 4 [[July 2010]], Chris attempted to attract an unfortunate woman at a local fireworks celebration by wrapping a note around a small rock and ''throwing it at her''. Combined with the earlier "'''Want Woman!'''" tactic, this caused some [[trolls]] to assume Chris was beginning to devolve into some sort of caveman.

KingClark at 03:10, 4 March 2024

2024-03-04T03:10:39Z

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	All of the original signs have likely been destroyed in the [[house fire]] of [[2014]].		All of the original signs have likely been destroyed in the [[house fire]] of [[2014]].
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	==Signs==		==Signs==
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	<references/>		<references/>

			{{Articleofthenow}}
	{{PVCCSaga}}		{{PVCCSaga}}
	{{Relics of Fail}}		{{Relics of Fail}}


	{{Love quest}}		{{Love quest}}
	[[Category:Relics of Fail]]		[[Category:Relics of Fail]]

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	:''21 and [[Virgin with rage\|Single]] [[Chris and race\|White]] [[Jerks\|Male]]...''		:''21 and [[Virgin with rage\|Single]] [[Chris and race\|White]] [[Jerks\|Male]]...''
	:''-Shy -[[Honor roll\|Smart]] -[[Pedofork\|Young at Heart]] -[[CADD\|Computer skilled]]''		:''-Shy -[[Honor roll\|Smart]] -[[Pedofork\|Young at Heart]] -[[CADD\|Computer skilled]]''
	:''-[[Random access humor\|Humorous]] -A great [[Things Chris has ripped off\|thinker]] and [[Monthly tugboat\|go-getter]] -[[Cutco\|"Natural salesperson"]] -Enjoys [[China\|good parts of life]]''		:''-[[Random-access humor\|Humorous]] -A great [[Things Chris has ripped off\|thinker]] and [[Monthly tugboat\|go-getter]] -[[Cutco\|"Natural salesperson"]] -Enjoys [[China\|good parts of life]]''
	:''-[[Death threats\|Diplomatic]] -[[White_knight#Chris_made_himself_an_outcast\|Friendly]] -Loves [[Cole Smithey\|his family]] -[[Chris and anger\|Peaceful]] -[[Chris and copyright\|Very creative]] -_[[Virgin with rage\|He's lonely]]_''		:''-[[Death threats\|Diplomatic]] -[[White_knight#Chris_made_himself_an_outcast\|Friendly]] -Loves [[Cole Smithey\|his family]] -[[Chris and anger\|Peaceful]] -[[Chris and copyright\|Very creative]] -_[[Virgin with rage\|He's lonely]]_''
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