August 2013 Facebook Posts - Revision history

Hurtful Truth Level at 14:00, 26 November 2022

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	File:MarkCuban.png\|''Cuban was born in Pittsburg; Pirates roam the seas with the Mayflower; there is a photo of Chris wearing a Pittsburg Pirates Cap''<ref>[[CWCki Forums#Re: Chris likes the lancers on facebook.]]</ref>		File:MarkCuban.png\|''Cuban was born in Pittsburg; Pirates roam the seas with the Mayflower; there is a photo of Chris wearing a Pittsburg Pirates Cap''<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)#Re: Chris likes the lancers on facebook.]]</ref>
	File:LemonPoundCake.jpg\|''Lemon Almond Cake: a business woman's favorite food; cookies or cake; a Delaware bakery recommends Lemon and Almond cookies.''		File:LemonPoundCake.jpg\|''Lemon Almond Cake: a business woman's favorite food; cookies or cake; a Delaware bakery recommends Lemon and Almond cookies.''
	File:UniversityOfDelaware.jpg\|''Delaware Blue Hens: Delaware; opposite of Basketball is Soccer; Soccer is Futbol; Delaware's Football team.''		File:UniversityOfDelaware.jpg\|''Delaware Blue Hens: Delaware; opposite of Basketball is Soccer; Soccer is Futbol; Delaware's Football team.''

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	{{quoteboxgreen\|Hello, trolls. I've seen that I'm not exempt from you plastering what I say to Chris onto [[CWCki\|your archives]] and [[Da Update\|announcing it on your news feed]], so I'll [[Captain's Log\|address you all directly]] in an [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE\|open statement]].		{{quoteboxgreen\|Hello, trolls. I've seen that I'm not exempt from you plastering what I say to Chris onto [[CWCki\|your archives]] and [[Da Update\|announcing it on your news feed]], so I'll [[Captain's Log\|address you all directly]] in an [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE\|open statement]].

	You trolls get a lot of ~~[[Laughs Under Lucricities\|~~laughs]] out of [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!\|the]] [[Bob Walks In\|things]] Chris has done, but what you all do isn't even funny. [[CWC is Sad\|It's just sad]]. You're actually dedicating [[Obesity\|huge chunks]] of your daily lives [[The creepy stare\|stalking]] one [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend\|lonely man]] on the [[Chris and the Internet\|internet]]. Seriously? This [[Christian Weston Chandler\|<nowiki>'lolcow'</nowiki>]] was dried up years ago. [[Trolls#Chris_the_Troll\|You're not going to get anything entertaining out of him any more, and you're still trying to milk him.]] It's sick. NONE OF YOU are ANY BETTER THAN HIM. It doesn't matter if you're a [[Chris and hypocrisy\|hypocritical]] basement-dwelling [[Virgin with rage\|virgin]] that [[A-Logging\|hates him just because he exists]], or [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|you're just doing it for the <nowiki>'lulls'</nowiki>]]. If somehow you're [[Merried Seinor Comic\|married]], [[Jerkop\|have a job]], and [[China\|have everything Chris wants]], [[Chris and remorse\|you should feel]] even more [[It's UGH!\|disgusted in yourself]] for doing it because you have some [[Fuck quest\|perversion]] for [[JERKS\|taking advantage]] of [[PaRappa_the_Rapper_Contest#Aftermath\|someone less fortunate]] instead of having empathy and compassion for them.		You trolls get a lot of laughs out of [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!\|the]] [[Bob Walks In\|things]] Chris has done, but what you all do isn't even funny. [[CWC is Sad\|It's just sad]]. You're actually dedicating [[Obesity\|huge chunks]] of your daily lives [[The creepy stare\|stalking]] one [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend\|lonely man]] on the [[Chris and the Internet\|internet]]. Seriously? This [[Christian Weston Chandler\|<nowiki>'lolcow'</nowiki>]] was dried up years ago. [[Trolls#Chris_the_Troll\|You're not going to get anything entertaining out of him any more, and you're still trying to milk him.]] It's sick. NONE OF YOU are ANY BETTER THAN HIM. It doesn't matter if you're a [[Chris and hypocrisy\|hypocritical]] basement-dwelling [[Virgin with rage\|virgin]] that [[A-Logging\|hates him just because he exists]], or [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|you're just doing it for the <nowiki>'lulls'</nowiki>]]. If somehow you're [[Merried Seinor Comic\|married]], [[Jerkop\|have a job]], and [[China\|have everything Chris wants]], [[Chris and remorse\|you should feel]] even more [[It's UGH!\|disgusted in yourself]] for doing it because you have some [[Fuck quest\|perversion]] for [[JERKS\|taking advantage]] of [[PaRappa_the_Rapper_Contest#Aftermath\|someone less fortunate]] instead of having empathy and compassion for them.

	I used to be like you morons, [[Mass debating\|wasting my days]] [[Cakefarts\|sitting on my butt]] [[IPods Down and Listen Up\|listening to everything]] you say about him. But I [[Metonic\|grew up]]. I have a [[job]] and a life now, [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor\|but that still doesn't make me any better than him]]. [[White knight\|I'm not even better than any of you. I pity all of you]], but there's a chance you could be better people if you all made an effort to [[Vamprosa\|grow up]] and [[Trollbusters\|stop stalking and cyber-bullying with no honor]]. [[Attraction sign\|He's not shallow and picky like you think.]] You think you all need to go on [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript\|covert field missions]] and [[JenkinsJinkies\|disguise yourselves]] as [[BlueSpike\|girlfriends]] to even talk to him. [[28 October 2011\|I never met him in person]] - [[Tomgirl\|I'm not even a female]] - [[Megan Schroeder\|and he friend requested me]]. All I did was [[Scale of Respect\|respect him]] and [[Death threats\|treat him like a HUMAN BEING]].		I used to be like you morons, [[Mass debating\|wasting my days]] [[Cakefarts\|sitting on my butt]] [[IPods Down and Listen Up\|listening to everything]] you say about him. But I [[Metonic\|grew up]]. I have a [[job]] and a life now, [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor\|but that still doesn't make me any better than him]]. [[White knight\|I'm not even better than any of you. I pity all of you]], but there's a chance you could be better people if you all made an effort to [[Vamprosa\|grow up]] and [[Trollbusters\|stop stalking and cyber-bullying with no honor]]. [[Attraction sign\|He's not shallow and picky like you think.]] You think you all need to go on [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript\|covert field missions]] and [[JenkinsJinkies\|disguise yourselves]] as [[BlueSpike\|girlfriends]] to even talk to him. [[28 October 2011\|I never met him in person]] - [[Tomgirl\|I'm not even a female]] - [[Megan Schroeder\|and he friend requested me]]. All I did was [[Scale of Respect\|respect him]] and [[Death threats\|treat him like a HUMAN BEING]].

Hurtful Truth Level: /* William Elliott Waterman's FUTURE MESSAGE */

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William Elliott Waterman's FUTURE MESSAGE

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	===William Elliott Waterman's FUTURE MESSAGE===		===William Elliott Waterman's FUTURE MESSAGE===
	On 7 August 2013, after seeing his name being mentioned several times on the CWCki~~, despite less to zero people caring about him~~, [[William Elliott Waterman]], one of Chris's friends on Facebook (even though most of Chris's friends on Facebook are actually Anna McLerran's friends in the first place) posted a TL;DR [[White knight\|whiteknighting]] open message to the trolls, claiming that he was no better than Chris (even though he had a job), calling the trolls no better than Chris, and daring the DANG, DIRTY trolls to go ahead and troll him (as if anyone had an interest in confronting him anyway).		On 7 August 2013, after seeing his name being mentioned several times on the CWCki, [[William Elliott Waterman]], one of Chris's friends on Facebook (even though most of Chris's friends on Facebook are actually Anna McLerran's friends in the first place) posted a TL;DR [[White knight\|whiteknighting]] open message to the trolls, claiming that he was no better than Chris (even though he had a job), calling the trolls no better than Chris, and daring the DANG, DIRTY trolls to go ahead and troll him (as if anyone had an interest in confronting him anyway).

			Chris liked the post.<ref>http://i.imgur.com/qSCNJkR.png</ref>

	{{quoteboxgreen\|Hello, trolls. I've seen that I'm not exempt from you plastering what I say to Chris onto [[CWCki\|your archives]] and [[Da Update\|announcing it on your news feed]], so I'll [[Captain's Log\|address you all directly]] in an [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE\|open statement]].		{{quoteboxgreen\|Hello, trolls. I've seen that I'm not exempt from you plastering what I say to Chris onto [[CWCki\|your archives]] and [[Da Update\|announcing it on your news feed]], so I'll [[Captain's Log\|address you all directly]] in an [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE\|open statement]].

Rossticus: /* Actual friendships */

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Actual friendships

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	===Actual friendships===		===Actual friendships===
	On 7 August, Chris shared a link to the new Blu-Ray edition of Equestria Girls and made the following post:		On 7 August, Chris shared a link to the new Blu-Ray edition of ''[[Equestria Girls]]'' and made the following post:

	{{quotebox\|7 August 2013		{{quotebox\|7 August 2013

Rossticus: /* Top Movies List */

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Top Movies List

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	1. [[Mary Poppins]]		1. [[Mary Poppins]]

	2. [[~~My Little Pony~~\|My Little Pony: Equestria Girls]]		2. [[Equestria Girls\|My Little Pony: Equestria Girls]]

	3. Toy Story		3. Toy Story

Little Owl: /* Got your tunes! */

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Got your tunes!

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	{{quoteboxgreen\|We both got your tunes! Badass!}}		{{quoteboxgreen\|We both got your tunes! Badass!}}

			== References ==

			<references/>

	{{Social media}}		{{Social media}}

	[[Category:Facebook]]		[[Category:Facebook]]

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Repointed to FB/Twitter combined template.

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	{{quoteboxgreen\|We both got your tunes! Badass!}}		{{quoteboxgreen\|We both got your tunes! Badass!}}

	{{~~Facebook~~}}		{{Social media}}

	[[Category:Facebook]]		[[Category:Facebook]]

FokkerTISM: /* The Riddle */

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The Riddle

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			File:MarkCuban.png\|''Cuban was born in Pittsburg; Pirates roam the seas with the Mayflower; there is a photo of Chris wearing a Pittsburg Pirates Cap''<ref>[[CWCki Forums#Re: Chris likes the lancers on facebook.]]</ref>
	File:LemonPoundCake.jpg\|''Lemon Almond Cake: a business woman's favorite food; cookies or cake; a Delaware bakery recommends Lemon and Almond cookies.''		File:LemonPoundCake.jpg\|''Lemon Almond Cake: a business woman's favorite food; cookies or cake; a Delaware bakery recommends Lemon and Almond cookies.''
	File:UniversityOfDelaware.jpg\|''Delaware Blue Hens: Delaware; opposite of Basketball is Soccer; Soccer is Futbol; Delaware's Football team.''		File:UniversityOfDelaware.jpg\|''Delaware Blue Hens: Delaware; opposite of Basketball is Soccer; Soccer is Futbol; Delaware's Football team.''
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	Two days later, Chris deleted the riddle, most probably because nobody responded to it~~. On~~ the ~~24th, he made an angry~~ [[CWCki Forums]] post ~~claiming~~ the riddle's answer ~~to be the "[[CWCki Forums#Christian Weston Chandler is STRAIGHT!!!!\|FUCKING PITTSBURG ''[sic]'' PIRATES!!!!]]"~~.		Two days later, Chris deleted the riddle, most probably because nobody responded to it, and posted on the [[CWCki Forums]] claiming that the answer of the riddle was the Pittsburgh Pirates, tying the photo of Cuban to the riddle. He would follow this post up on the 24th, angrily reaffirming the riddle's answer.

	===I got new shoes===		===I got new shoes===

FokkerTISM: /* The Riddle */

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The Riddle

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	Two days later, Chris deleted the riddle, most probably because nobody responded to it.		Two days later, Chris deleted the riddle, most probably because nobody responded to it. On the 24th, he made an angry [[CWCki Forums]] post claiming the riddle's answer to be the "[[CWCki Forums#Christian Weston Chandler is STRAIGHT!!!!\|FUCKING PITTSBURG ''[sic]'' PIRATES!!!!]]".

	===I got new shoes===		===I got new shoes===

Asperhes at 13:23, 3 November 2015

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	The following covers Chris's [[Facebook]] activity in [[August 2013]].		The following covers Chris's [[Facebook]] activity in [[August 2013]].
			[[File:ChrisChan27August.jpg\|right\|400px\|thumb\|New profile photo for the month.]]
	==Summary==		==Summary==
	* 5 August - Chris gushes about a [[high school]] [[Lego]] set and posts pictures of his design.		* 5 August - Chris gushes about a [[high school]] [[Lego]] set and posts pictures of his design.
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	[[File:SnoopyDoobieDoo.png]]}}		[[File:SnoopyDoobieDoo.png]]}}

			===New Profile Pic===
			On 27 August, Chris made a new profile photo.

	===Losing Friends===		===Losing Friends===

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	File:MarkCuban.png\|''Cuban was born in Pittsburg; Pirates roam the seas with the Mayflower; there is a photo of Chris wearing a Pittsburg Pirates Cap''<ref>[[CWCki Forums#Re: Chris likes the lancers on facebook.]]</ref>		File:MarkCuban.png\|''Cuban was born in Pittsburg; Pirates roam the seas with the Mayflower; there is a photo of Chris wearing a Pittsburg Pirates Cap''<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)#Re: Chris likes the lancers on facebook.]]</ref>
	File:LemonPoundCake.jpg\|''Lemon Almond Cake: a business woman's favorite food; cookies or cake; a Delaware bakery recommends Lemon and Almond cookies.''		File:LemonPoundCake.jpg\|''Lemon Almond Cake: a business woman's favorite food; cookies or cake; a Delaware bakery recommends Lemon and Almond cookies.''
	File:UniversityOfDelaware.jpg\|''Delaware Blue Hens: Delaware; opposite of Basketball is Soccer; Soccer is Futbol; Delaware's Football team.''		File:UniversityOfDelaware.jpg\|''Delaware Blue Hens: Delaware; opposite of Basketball is Soccer; Soccer is Futbol; Delaware's Football team.''

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	{{quoteboxgreen\|Hello, trolls. I've seen that I'm not exempt from you plastering what I say to Chris onto [[CWCki\|your archives]] and [[Da Update\|announcing it on your news feed]], so I'll [[Captain's Log\|address you all directly]] in an [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE\|open statement]].		{{quoteboxgreen\|Hello, trolls. I've seen that I'm not exempt from you plastering what I say to Chris onto [[CWCki\|your archives]] and [[Da Update\|announcing it on your news feed]], so I'll [[Captain's Log\|address you all directly]] in an [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE\|open statement]].

	You trolls get a lot of ~~[[Laughs Under Lucricities\|~~laughs]] out of [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!\|the]] [[Bob Walks In\|things]] Chris has done, but what you all do isn't even funny. [[CWC is Sad\|It's just sad]]. You're actually dedicating [[Obesity\|huge chunks]] of your daily lives [[The creepy stare\|stalking]] one [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend\|lonely man]] on the [[Chris and the Internet\|internet]]. Seriously? This [[Christian Weston Chandler\|<nowiki>'lolcow'</nowiki>]] was dried up years ago. [[Trolls#Chris_the_Troll\|You're not going to get anything entertaining out of him any more, and you're still trying to milk him.]] It's sick. NONE OF YOU are ANY BETTER THAN HIM. It doesn't matter if you're a [[Chris and hypocrisy\|hypocritical]] basement-dwelling [[Virgin with rage\|virgin]] that [[A-Logging\|hates him just because he exists]], or [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|you're just doing it for the <nowiki>'lulls'</nowiki>]]. If somehow you're [[Merried Seinor Comic\|married]], [[Jerkop\|have a job]], and [[China\|have everything Chris wants]], [[Chris and remorse\|you should feel]] even more [[It's UGH!\|disgusted in yourself]] for doing it because you have some [[Fuck quest\|perversion]] for [[JERKS\|taking advantage]] of [[PaRappa_the_Rapper_Contest#Aftermath\|someone less fortunate]] instead of having empathy and compassion for them.		You trolls get a lot of laughs out of [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!\|the]] [[Bob Walks In\|things]] Chris has done, but what you all do isn't even funny. [[CWC is Sad\|It's just sad]]. You're actually dedicating [[Obesity\|huge chunks]] of your daily lives [[The creepy stare\|stalking]] one [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend\|lonely man]] on the [[Chris and the Internet\|internet]]. Seriously? This [[Christian Weston Chandler\|<nowiki>'lolcow'</nowiki>]] was dried up years ago. [[Trolls#Chris_the_Troll\|You're not going to get anything entertaining out of him any more, and you're still trying to milk him.]] It's sick. NONE OF YOU are ANY BETTER THAN HIM. It doesn't matter if you're a [[Chris and hypocrisy\|hypocritical]] basement-dwelling [[Virgin with rage\|virgin]] that [[A-Logging\|hates him just because he exists]], or [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|you're just doing it for the <nowiki>'lulls'</nowiki>]]. If somehow you're [[Merried Seinor Comic\|married]], [[Jerkop\|have a job]], and [[China\|have everything Chris wants]], [[Chris and remorse\|you should feel]] even more [[It's UGH!\|disgusted in yourself]] for doing it because you have some [[Fuck quest\|perversion]] for [[JERKS\|taking advantage]] of [[PaRappa_the_Rapper_Contest#Aftermath\|someone less fortunate]] instead of having empathy and compassion for them.

	I used to be like you morons, [[Mass debating\|wasting my days]] [[Cakefarts\|sitting on my butt]] [[IPods Down and Listen Up\|listening to everything]] you say about him. But I [[Metonic\|grew up]]. I have a [[job]] and a life now, [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor\|but that still doesn't make me any better than him]]. [[White knight\|I'm not even better than any of you. I pity all of you]], but there's a chance you could be better people if you all made an effort to [[Vamprosa\|grow up]] and [[Trollbusters\|stop stalking and cyber-bullying with no honor]]. [[Attraction sign\|He's not shallow and picky like you think.]] You think you all need to go on [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript\|covert field missions]] and [[JenkinsJinkies\|disguise yourselves]] as [[BlueSpike\|girlfriends]] to even talk to him. [[28 October 2011\|I never met him in person]] - [[Tomgirl\|I'm not even a female]] - [[Megan Schroeder\|and he friend requested me]]. All I did was [[Scale of Respect\|respect him]] and [[Death threats\|treat him like a HUMAN BEING]].		I used to be like you morons, [[Mass debating\|wasting my days]] [[Cakefarts\|sitting on my butt]] [[IPods Down and Listen Up\|listening to everything]] you say about him. But I [[Metonic\|grew up]]. I have a [[job]] and a life now, [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor\|but that still doesn't make me any better than him]]. [[White knight\|I'm not even better than any of you. I pity all of you]], but there's a chance you could be better people if you all made an effort to [[Vamprosa\|grow up]] and [[Trollbusters\|stop stalking and cyber-bullying with no honor]]. [[Attraction sign\|He's not shallow and picky like you think.]] You think you all need to go on [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript\|covert field missions]] and [[JenkinsJinkies\|disguise yourselves]] as [[BlueSpike\|girlfriends]] to even talk to him. [[28 October 2011\|I never met him in person]] - [[Tomgirl\|I'm not even a female]] - [[Megan Schroeder\|and he friend requested me]]. All I did was [[Scale of Respect\|respect him]] and [[Death threats\|treat him like a HUMAN BEING]].