Axe - Revision history

AAE at 02:53, 11 February 2022

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	'''Axe''' (also known as '''Lynx''' to our [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!\|British]] and [[PandaHalo\|Aussie]] Christorians; pronounced "[[Speech impediment\|Ats]]" by Chris) is a brand of body spray and deodorant that [[Chris]] douses himself in. The much-advertised "Axe Effect", whereby many [[boyfriend-free girl]]s flock to the user of Axe, hasn't worked much for Chris, as he admits.<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref>		'''Axe''' (also known as '''Lynx''' to our [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!\|British]] and [[PandaHalo\|Aussie]] Christorians; pronounced "[[Speech impediment\|Ats]]" by Chris) is a brand of body spray and deodorant that [[Chris]] douses himself in. The much-advertised "Axe Effect", whereby many [[boyfriend-free girl]]s flock to the user of Axe, hasn't worked much for Chris, as he admits.<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref>

	His comics also seem to suggest that he's under the impression that using the body spray is a suitable substitute for bathing. He sprayed on some "[[Rape\|Proximity]]" before his date with [[Emily]], in lieu of showering.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref> However, in [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)\|his edited version of the ED Chris-chan page]], he wrote that he employed "good clean practices of daily showers with soap, shampoo and water, and sometimes the natural body oders".		His comics also seem to suggest that he's under the impression that using the body spray is a suitable substitute for bathing. He sprayed on some "[[Rape\|Proximity]]" before his date with [[Emily]], in lieu of showering.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref> Emily reported that he smelled like rotten watermelons that day. However, in [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)\|his edited version of the ED Chris-chan page]], he wrote that he employed "good clean practices of daily showers with soap, shampoo and water, and sometimes the natural body oders [sic]".

	==Axe and the [[Homos]]==		==Axe and the [[Homos]]==

Little Owl: /* In the comics */

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In the comics

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	==In the comics==		==In the comics==
	[[~~Image~~:~~AxeAd~~.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Chris's self-made ad. Proof that free advertising isn't always the best advertising.]]		[[File:Sonichu - Advertisement, Axe.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Chris's self-made ad. Proof that free advertising isn't always the best advertising.]]

	Chris shills for Axe in a full-page ad in [[Sonichu 2\|''Sonichu'' #2]]. Infamously, [[Rosechu]] asks Sonichu if he bathed, but Sonichu replies that he just used Orion body spray.		Chris shills for Axe in a full-page ad in [[Sonichu 2\|''Sonichu'' #2]]. Infamously, [[Rosechu]] asks Sonichu if he bathed, but Sonichu replies that he just used Orion body spray.

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			==Current choice of deodorant==
			Chris switched to Secret Outlast, a brand marketed to women, during the Tomgirl saga<ref>[[:File:Prequel fancomic art print.jpg]]</ref>.

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

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	Image:BILLYAXE.JPG\|[[BILLY MAYS]] (RIP) really could sell ANYTHING.		Image:BILLYAXE.JPG\|[[BILLY MAYS]] (RIP) really could sell ANYTHING.
	Image:Chrisandaxe.jpg\|Chris promotes his gay products		Image:Chrisandaxe.jpg\|Chris promotes his gay products
	~~Image:Axe en español.jpg\|Translated into [[Spanish]] for the convenience of [[homos\|maricas]] everywhere.~~
	File:AxeAd1.png\|Axe ad added to the [[CWCipedia]] by slanderous trolls.		File:AxeAd1.png\|Axe ad added to the [[CWCipedia]] by slanderous trolls.
	File:AxeAd2.jpg\|More Axe ads.		File:AxeAd2.jpg\|More Axe ads.

Hurtful Truth Level: rearranged stuff

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	{{quote\|After using Axe body spray, I felt scentally delicious and confident!\|Chris, [[Sonichu 2\|''Sonichu'' #2]]}}		{{quote\|After using Axe body spray, I felt scentally delicious and confident!\|Chris, [[Sonichu 2\|''Sonichu'' #2]]}}
	{{quote\|"For the longest time, AXE has been advertised and meant for STRAIGHT men to attract WOMEN. It was certainly NOT meant to attract...other dudes."\|Chris, "Proud Straight Male AXE User"}}		{{quote\|"For the longest time, AXE has been advertised and meant for STRAIGHT men to attract WOMEN. It was certainly NOT meant to attract...other dudes."\|Chris, "Proud Straight Male AXE User"}}

	[[Image:AXE body spray.jpg\|thumb\|~~left~~\|0% of the time, it works, every time.]]		[[Image:AXE body spray.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|0% of the time, it works, every time.]]
	~~[[Image:AxeAd.jpg\|thumb\|Chris's self-made ad from [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu'' #4]]. Proof that free advertising isn't always the best advertising.]]~~

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	'''Axe''' (also known as '''Lynx''' to our [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!\|British]] and [[PandaHalo\|Aussie]] Christorians; pronounced "[[Speech impediment\|Ats]]" by Chris) is a brand of body spray and deodorant that [[Chris]] douses himself in. The much-advertised "Axe Effect", whereby many [[boyfriend-free girl]]s flock to the user of Axe, hasn't worked much for Chris, as he admits.<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref>		'''Axe''' (also known as '''Lynx''' to our [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!\|British]] and [[PandaHalo\|Aussie]] Christorians; pronounced "[[Speech impediment\|Ats]]" by Chris) is a brand of body spray and deodorant that [[Chris]] douses himself in. The much-advertised "Axe Effect", whereby many [[boyfriend-free girl]]s flock to the user of Axe, hasn't worked much for Chris, as he admits.<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref>
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	==In the comics==		==In the comics==
			[[Image:AxeAd.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Chris's self-made ad. Proof that free advertising isn't always the best advertising.]]

	Chris shills for Axe in a full-page ad in [[Sonichu 2\|''Sonichu'' #2]]. Infamously, [[Rosechu]] asks Sonichu if he bathed, but Sonichu replies that he just used Orion body spray.		Chris shills for Axe in a full-page ad in [[Sonichu 2\|''Sonichu'' #2]]. Infamously, [[Rosechu]] asks Sonichu if he bathed, but Sonichu replies that he just used Orion body spray.

	Also, one of the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]] is called Armoraxe, possibly in reference to the Axe Armor range.<ref>[[HairDifference]]</ref>		Also, one of the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]] is called Armoraxe, possibly in reference to the Axe Armor range.<ref>[[HairDifference]]</ref>

			{{clear}}

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

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	{{quote\|As portrayed in ALL their comercials, AXE is for the Straight Man to help them Get and Keep Their Woman. Now on the [[Playstation Network]] for Free, Download the NEW Smooth Jarvis Theme where it further proves that AXE is for the everyday Straight Man. And go Pits-To-Chest with the AXE brand Deoderants as well, availble in most retail stores.}}		{{quote\|As portrayed in ALL their comercials, AXE is for the Straight Man to help them Get and Keep Their Woman. Now on the [[Playstation Network]] for Free, Download the NEW Smooth Jarvis Theme where it further proves that AXE is for the everyday Straight Man. And go Pits-To-Chest with the AXE brand Deoderants as well, availble in most retail stores.}}

	Chris' belief that a ~~[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forbes_500\|~~Forbes 500] company would take advice from ~~one~~ [[Obesity\|fat]], [[Hair\|balding]] manchild and be blatantly homophobic on the packaging of one of its most popular products speaks volumes on [[Chris and reality\|Chris' warped views on reality]].		Chris' belief that a Forbes 500 company would take advice from a [[Obesity\|fat]], [[Hair\|balding]] manchild and be blatantly homophobic on the packaging of one of its most popular products speaks volumes on [[Chris and reality\|Chris' warped views on reality]].

	==In the comics==		==In the comics==

RedVine01: /* Axe and the Homos */

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Axe and the Homos

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	{{quote\|As portrayed in ALL their comercials, AXE is for the Straight Man to help them Get and Keep Their Woman. Now on the [[Playstation Network]] for Free, Download the NEW Smooth Jarvis Theme where it further proves that AXE is for the everyday Straight Man. And go Pits-To-Chest with the AXE brand Deoderants as well, availble in most retail stores.}}		{{quote\|As portrayed in ALL their comercials, AXE is for the Straight Man to help them Get and Keep Their Woman. Now on the [[Playstation Network]] for Free, Download the NEW Smooth Jarvis Theme where it further proves that AXE is for the everyday Straight Man. And go Pits-To-Chest with the AXE brand Deoderants as well, availble in most retail stores.}}

			Chris' belief that a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forbes_500\|Forbes 500] company would take advice from one [[Obesity\|fat]], [[Hair\|balding]] manchild and be blatantly homophobic on the packaging of one of its most popular products speaks volumes on [[Chris and reality\|Chris' warped views on reality]].

	==In the comics==		==In the comics==

Don'tCallAnybody at 23:57, 5 January 2016

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	'''Axe''' (also known as '''Lynx''' to our [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!\|~~Britfag~~]] and [[PandaHalo\|Aussie]] Christorians; pronounced "[[Speech impediment\|Ats]]" by Chris) is a brand of body spray and deodorant that [[Chris]] douses himself in. The much-advertised "Axe Effect", whereby many [[boyfriend-free girl]]s flock to the user of Axe, hasn't worked much for Chris, as he admits.<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref>		'''Axe''' (also known as '''Lynx''' to our [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!\|British]] and [[PandaHalo\|Aussie]] Christorians; pronounced "[[Speech impediment\|Ats]]" by Chris) is a brand of body spray and deodorant that [[Chris]] douses himself in. The much-advertised "Axe Effect", whereby many [[boyfriend-free girl]]s flock to the user of Axe, hasn't worked much for Chris, as he admits.<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref>

	His comics also seem to suggest that he's under the impression that using the body spray is a suitable substitute for bathing. He sprayed on some "[[Rape\|Proximity]]" before his date with [[Emily]], in lieu of showering.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref> However, in [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)\|his edited version of the ED Chris-chan page]], he wrote that he employed "good clean practices of daily showers with soap, shampoo and water, and sometimes the natural body oders".		His comics also seem to suggest that he's under the impression that using the body spray is a suitable substitute for bathing. He sprayed on some "[[Rape\|Proximity]]" before his date with [[Emily]], in lieu of showering.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref> However, in [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)\|his edited version of the ED Chris-chan page]], he wrote that he employed "good clean practices of daily showers with soap, shampoo and water, and sometimes the natural body oders".

FromtheWordsofBR at 00:18, 13 February 2015

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	{{quote\|After using Axe body spray, I felt scentally delicious and confident!\|Chris, [[Sonichu 2\|''Sonichu'' #2]]}}		{{quote\|After using Axe body spray, I felt scentally delicious and confident!\|Chris, [[Sonichu 2\|''Sonichu'' #2]]}}
	{{quote\|"For the longest time, AXE has been advertised and meant for STRAIGHT men to attract WOMEN. It was certainly NOT meant to		{{quote\|"For the longest time, AXE has been advertised and meant for STRAIGHT men to attract WOMEN. It was certainly NOT meant to attract...other dudes."\|Chris, "Proud Straight Male AXE User"}}
	attract...other dudes."\|Chris, "Proud Straight Male AXE User"}}
	[[Image:AXE body spray.jpg\|thumb\|left\|0% of the time, it works, every time.]]		[[Image:AXE body spray.jpg\|thumb\|left\|0% of the time, it works, every time.]]
	[[Image:AxeAd.jpg\|thumb\|Chris's self made ad from [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu'' #4]]. Proof that free advertising isn't always the best advertising.]]		[[Image:AxeAd.jpg\|thumb\|Chris's self-made ad from [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu'' #4]]. Proof that free advertising isn't always the best advertising.]]

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FromtheWordsofBR at 00:17, 13 February 2015

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	'''Axe''' (also known as "Lynx'" to our [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!\|Britfag]] and [[PandaHalo\|Aussie]] Christorians; pronounced "[[Speech impediment\|Ats]]" by Chris) is a brand of body spray and deodorant that [[Chris]] douses himself in. The much-advertised "Axe Effect", whereby [[boyfriend-free girl]]s flock to the user of Axe, hasn't worked much for Chris, as he admits.<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref>		'''Axe''' (also known as '''Lynx''' to our [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!\|Britfag]] and [[PandaHalo\|Aussie]] Christorians; pronounced "[[Speech impediment\|Ats]]" by Chris) is a brand of body spray and deodorant that [[Chris]] douses himself in. The much-advertised "Axe Effect", whereby many [[boyfriend-free girl]]s flock to the user of Axe, hasn't worked much for Chris, as he admits.<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref>

	His comics also seem to suggest that he's under the impression that using the body spray is a suitable substitute for bathing. He sprayed on some "[[Rape\|Proximity]]" before his date with [[Emily]], in lieu of showering.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref> However, in [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)\|his edited version of the ED Chris-chan page]], he wrote that he employed "good clean practices of daily showers with soap, shampoo and water, and sometimes the natural body oders".		His comics also seem to suggest that he's under the impression that using the body spray is a suitable substitute for bathing. He sprayed on some "[[Rape\|Proximity]]" before his date with [[Emily]], in lieu of showering.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref> However, in [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)\|his edited version of the ED Chris-chan page]], he wrote that he employed "good clean practices of daily showers with soap, shampoo and water, and sometimes the natural body oders".

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	Image:BILLYAXE.JPG\|[[BILLY MAYS]] (RIP) really could sell ANYTHING.		Image:BILLYAXE.JPG\|[[BILLY MAYS]] (RIP) really could sell ANYTHING.
	Image:Chrisandaxe.jpg\|Chris promotes his gay products		Image:Chrisandaxe.jpg\|Chris promotes his gay products
	~~Image:Axe en español.jpg\|Translated into [[Spanish]] for the convenience of [[homos\|maricas]] everywhere.~~
	File:AxeAd1.png\|Axe ad added to the [[CWCipedia]] by slanderous trolls.		File:AxeAd1.png\|Axe ad added to the [[CWCipedia]] by slanderous trolls.
	File:AxeAd2.jpg\|More Axe ads.		File:AxeAd2.jpg\|More Axe ads.

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	{{quote\|After using Axe body spray, I felt scentally delicious and confident!\|Chris, [[Sonichu 2\|''Sonichu'' #2]]}}		{{quote\|After using Axe body spray, I felt scentally delicious and confident!\|Chris, [[Sonichu 2\|''Sonichu'' #2]]}}
	{{quote\|"For the longest time, AXE has been advertised and meant for STRAIGHT men to attract WOMEN. It was certainly NOT meant to		{{quote\|"For the longest time, AXE has been advertised and meant for STRAIGHT men to attract WOMEN. It was certainly NOT meant to attract...other dudes."\|Chris, "Proud Straight Male AXE User"}}
	attract...other dudes."\|Chris, "Proud Straight Male AXE User"}}
	[[Image:AXE body spray.jpg\|thumb\|left\|0% of the time, it works, every time.]]		[[Image:AXE body spray.jpg\|thumb\|left\|0% of the time, it works, every time.]]
	[[Image:AxeAd.jpg\|thumb\|Chris's self made ad from [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu'' #4]]. Proof that free advertising isn't always the best advertising.]]		[[Image:AxeAd.jpg\|thumb\|Chris's self-made ad from [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu'' #4]]. Proof that free advertising isn't always the best advertising.]]

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