BILLY MAYS - Revision history

Master: /* The Miscreants */ looks like 6 but Chris actually drew 5, Chris is just bad at drawing

2026-01-02T23:38:05Z

The Miscreants: looks like 6 but Chris actually drew 5, Chris is just bad at drawing

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	==The Miscreants==		==The Miscreants==
	[[Image:SchuComic9P31.jpg\|thumb\|left\|250px\|Chris desecrated the memory of BILLY MAYS by portraying him with Sonichu instead of the Oxi Clean logo on his shirt~~. Note how many fingers he has~~.]]		[[Image:SchuComic9P31.jpg\|thumb\|left\|250px\|Chris desecrated the memory of BILLY MAYS by portraying him with Sonichu instead of the Oxi Clean logo on his shirt.]]

	BILLY MAYS is considered a key member of [[The Miscreants]] in spite of being relevant to Christory for a fairly limited amount of time, and he made his first appearance when he moderated the infamous [[IRC (20 January 2009)\|#Sonichu IRC Chat of January 20, 2009]], which was attended by several trolls, including [[Clyde Cash]]. Throughout the chat, he expressed disbelief at Chris's reaction to the death of [[Ryan Cash]], at Chris treating his house chores as an actual profession, at Chris's proclaimed heterosexuality in spite of possessing a dildo and crossdressing, [[Chris and English\|Chris's use of the made-up word "diswrongfully"]], and Chris's failure to understand the nature of what qualifies as [[parody]] and what is protected by [[Chris and copyright\|copyright]]. Most infamously, BILLY expressed disgust toward the revelation that Chris possessed lots of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]] and was incontinent, before expressing total confoundment toward Chris for [[Honest Content\|casually sharing that information with total strangers on the internet]].		BILLY MAYS is considered a key member of [[The Miscreants]] in spite of being relevant to Christory for a fairly limited amount of time, and he made his first appearance when he moderated the infamous [[IRC (20 January 2009)\|#Sonichu IRC Chat of January 20, 2009]], which was attended by several trolls, including [[Clyde Cash]]. Throughout the chat, he expressed disbelief at Chris's reaction to the death of [[Ryan Cash]], at Chris treating his house chores as an actual profession, at Chris's proclaimed heterosexuality in spite of possessing a dildo and crossdressing, [[Chris and English\|Chris's use of the made-up word "diswrongfully"]], and Chris's failure to understand the nature of what qualifies as [[parody]] and what is protected by [[Chris and copyright\|copyright]]. Most infamously, BILLY expressed disgust toward the revelation that Chris possessed lots of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]] and was incontinent, before expressing total confoundment toward Chris for [[Honest Content\|casually sharing that information with total strangers on the internet]].

PsychoNerd054 at 17:30, 19 July 2025

2025-07-19T17:30:59Z

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PsychoNerd054: Whoops, this is Samantha, not BILLY.

2025-03-25T12:33:43Z

Whoops, this is Samantha, not BILLY.

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	\| image = SirWilliamMaysOBE.jpg		\| image = SirWilliamMaysOBE.jpg
	\| name = William Darrell Mays		\| name = William Darrell Mays
	\|aliases = BILLY MAYS~~<br>~~		\|aliases = BILLY MAYS
	~~oxycleanfanatic226~~

	\|label3 = Date of Birth		\|label3 = Date of Birth

PsychoNerd054 at 12:30, 25 March 2025

2025-03-25T12:30:59Z

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	\| image = SirWilliamMaysOBE.jpg		\| image = SirWilliamMaysOBE.jpg
	\| name = William Darrell Mays		\| name = William Darrell Mays
	\|~~alias~~ = BILLY MAYS<br>		\|aliases = BILLY MAYS<br>
	oxycleanfanatic226		oxycleanfanatic226

PsychoNerd054 at 12:30, 25 March 2025

2025-03-25T12:30:49Z

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	\| image = SirWilliamMaysOBE.jpg		\| image = SirWilliamMaysOBE.jpg
	\| name = William Darrell Mays		\| name = William Darrell Mays
			\|alias = BILLY MAYS<br>
			oxycleanfanatic226

	\|label3 = Date of Birth		\|label3 = Date of Birth

PsychoNerd054: His screen name is in all-caps.

2025-02-27T02:58:33Z

His screen name is in all-caps.

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	{{infobox Person		{{infobox Person
	\| title = ~~Billy Mays~~		\| title = BILLY MAYS
	\| image = SirWilliamMaysOBE.jpg		\| image = SirWilliamMaysOBE.jpg
	\| name = William Darrell Mays		\| name = William Darrell Mays

FromtheWordsofBR at 01:10, 4 September 2024

2024-09-04T01:10:04Z

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	==The Miscreants==		==The Miscreants==
	[[Image:SchuComic9P31.jpg\|thumb\|left\|250px\|Chris desecrated the memory of BILLY MAYS by portraying him with Sonichu instead of the Oxi Clean logo on his shirt. Note how many fingers he has.]]		[[Image:SchuComic9P31.jpg\|thumb\|left\|250px\|Chris desecrated the memory of BILLY MAYS by portraying him with Sonichu instead of the Oxi Clean logo on his shirt. Note how many fingers he has.]]

	BILLY MAYS is considered a key member of [[The Miscreants]] in spite of being relevant to Christory for a fairly limited amount of time, and he made his first appearance when he moderated the infamous [[IRC (20 January 2009)\|#Sonichu IRC Chat of January 20, 2009]], which was attended by several trolls, including [[Clyde Cash]]. Throughout the chat, he expressed disbelief at Chris's reaction to the death of [[Ryan Cash]], at Chris treating his house chores as an actual profession, at Chris's proclaimed heterosexuality in spite of possessing a dildo and crossdressing, [[Chris and English\|Chris's use of the made-up word "diswrongfully"]], and Chris's failure to understand the nature of what qualifies as [[parody]] and what is protected by [[Chris and copyright\|copyright]]. Most infamously, BILLY expressed disgust toward the revelation that Chris possessed lots of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]] and was incontinent, before expressing total confoundment toward Chris for [[Honest Content\|casually sharing that information with total strangers on the internet]].		BILLY MAYS is considered a key member of [[The Miscreants]] in spite of being relevant to Christory for a fairly limited amount of time, and he made his first appearance when he moderated the infamous [[IRC (20 January 2009)\|#Sonichu IRC Chat of January 20, 2009]], which was attended by several trolls, including [[Clyde Cash]]. Throughout the chat, he expressed disbelief at Chris's reaction to the death of [[Ryan Cash]], at Chris treating his house chores as an actual profession, at Chris's proclaimed heterosexuality in spite of possessing a dildo and crossdressing, [[Chris and English\|Chris's use of the made-up word "diswrongfully"]], and Chris's failure to understand the nature of what qualifies as [[parody]] and what is protected by [[Chris and copyright\|copyright]]. Most infamously, BILLY expressed disgust toward the revelation that Chris possessed lots of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]] and was incontinent, before expressing total confoundment toward Chris for [[Honest Content\|casually sharing that information with total strangers on the internet]].

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	==Mayoralty==		==Mayoralty==
	Outside of actually attending these IRC chats, BILLY became a key component of [[BlueSpike]]'s [[Julie Reveals Herself\|most infamous act of trolling]]. Max told Chris that he would need to step down as [[CWCville Mayoral Office\|Mayor of CWCville]] and cede leadership to BILLY, effective immediately, if he wanted to get his [[~~PlayStation 3#~~PlayStation Network~~\|PSN account~~]] back. Chris complied with these demands, along with [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass\|taking other, more severe actions]].		Outside of actually attending these IRC chats, BILLY became a key component of [[BlueSpike]]'s [[Julie Reveals Herself\|most infamous act of trolling]]. Max told Chris that he would need to step down as [[CWCville Mayoral Office\|Mayor of CWCville]] and cede leadership to BILLY, effective immediately, if he wanted to get his [[PlayStation Network]] account back. Chris complied with these demands, along with [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass\|taking other, more severe actions]].

	His first order of business was "ADULT PARTYING", and promised that everyone will go home [[Episode 18\|smokey]]. He stated that "THE ROADS WILL POUR CHEAP [[Reeb\|BEER]] AND CARTONS OF CIGARETTES", noting that the poor citizens of [[CWCville]] deserve a week of "DRUNKEN STUPOR". During his short reign as mayor, BILLY MAYS instituted several groundbreaking reforms and was loved by all, with a record-breaking 99% approval rating. Sadly, CWCville's era of prosperity was quick to end after only a few months.		His first order of business was "ADULT PARTYING", and promised that everyone will go home [[Episode 18\|smokey]]. He stated that "THE ROADS WILL POUR CHEAP [[Reeb\|BEER]] AND CARTONS OF CIGARETTES", noting that the poor citizens of [[CWCville]] deserve a week of "DRUNKEN STUPOR". During his short reign as mayor, BILLY MAYS instituted several groundbreaking reforms and was loved by all, with a record-breaking 99% approval rating. Sadly, CWCville's era of prosperity was quick to end after only a few months.
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	[[Image:BILLYMAYSPEAKS.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|BILLY's message from beyond.]]		[[Image:BILLYMAYSPEAKS.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|BILLY's message from beyond.]]

	On 28 [[June 2009]], BILLY MAYS was found dead in his ~~mansion~~. In [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009]], Chris claims he didn't kill BILLY, but rather that BILLY was a victim of a fatal heart attack, as officially reported by authorities.		On 28 [[June 2009]], BILLY MAYS was found dead in his home in Tampa, Florida, at the age of 50. In [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009]], Chris claims he didn't kill BILLY, but rather that BILLY was a victim of a fatal heart attack brought upon by hypertension, as officially reported by authorities.

	In his [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video, Chris laments the death of his "bodyguard" BILLY MAYS, and announces the near-completion of the BILLY MAYS Tower, and he noted that the construction in [[CWCville]] was meant to serve as a memorial to one of CWCville's most beloved mayors. That a skyscraper could have been constructed so quickly after BILLY MAYS's death is suspicious, and many CWCville residents believe Chris arranged the building of the Tower as a way to launder [[money]] stolen from his parents' credit cards, and that the naming of the Tower is nothing more than a publicity stunt to leech off of BILLY MAYS's [[Chris and his Ego\|popularity]].		In his [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video, Chris laments the death of his "bodyguard" BILLY MAYS, and announces the near-completion of the BILLY MAYS Tower, and he noted that the construction in [[CWCville]] was meant to serve as a memorial to one of CWCville's most beloved mayors. That a skyscraper could have been constructed so quickly after BILLY MAYS's death is suspicious, and many CWCville residents believe Chris arranged the building of the Tower as a way to launder [[money]] stolen from his parents' credit cards, and that the naming of the Tower is nothing more than a publicity stunt to leech off of BILLY MAYS's [[Chris and his Ego\|popularity]].

TopHatGuy: fix death month

2024-02-05T00:34:41Z

fix death month

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	\|year = 1958		\|year = 1958
	\|deathday = 28		\|deathday = 28
	\|deathmonth = 5		\|deathmonth = 6
	\|deathyear = 2009		\|deathyear = 2009

WarnerBro: /* The Miscreants */

2024-01-15T01:47:25Z

The Miscreants

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	==The Miscreants==		==The Miscreants==
	[[Image:SchuComic9P31.jpg\|thumb\|left\|250px\|Chris desecrated the memory of BILLY MAYS by portraying him with Sonichu instead of the Oxi Clean logo on his shirt. Note how many fingers he has.]]		[[Image:SchuComic9P31.jpg\|thumb\|left\|250px\|Chris desecrated the memory of BILLY MAYS by portraying him with Sonichu instead of the Oxi Clean logo on his shirt. Note how many fingers he has.]]
	BILLY MAYS is considered a key member of [[The Miscreants]] in spite of being relevant to Christory for a fairly limited amount of time, and he made his first appearance when he moderated the infamous [[IRC (20 January 2009)\|#Sonichu IRC Chat of January 20, 2009]], which was attended by several trolls, including [[Clyde Cash]]. Throughout the chat, he expressed disbelief at Chris's reaction to the death of [[Ryan Cash]], at Chris treating his house chores as an actual profession, at Chris's proclaimed heterosexuality in spite of possessing a dildo and crossdressing, [[Chris and English\|Chris's use of the made-up word "diswrongfully"]], and Chris's failure to understand the nature of what qualifies as [[parody]] and what is protected by [[Chris and copyright\|copyright]]. Most infamously, BILLY expressed disgust toward the revelation that Chris possessed lots of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]] and was incontinent, before expressing total confoundment toward Chris [[Honest Content\|~~for~~ casually sharing that information with total strangers on the internet]].		BILLY MAYS is considered a key member of [[The Miscreants]] in spite of being relevant to Christory for a fairly limited amount of time, and he made his first appearance when he moderated the infamous [[IRC (20 January 2009)\|#Sonichu IRC Chat of January 20, 2009]], which was attended by several trolls, including [[Clyde Cash]]. Throughout the chat, he expressed disbelief at Chris's reaction to the death of [[Ryan Cash]], at Chris treating his house chores as an actual profession, at Chris's proclaimed heterosexuality in spite of possessing a dildo and crossdressing, [[Chris and English\|Chris's use of the made-up word "diswrongfully"]], and Chris's failure to understand the nature of what qualifies as [[parody]] and what is protected by [[Chris and copyright\|copyright]]. Most infamously, BILLY expressed disgust toward the revelation that Chris possessed lots of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]] and was incontinent, before expressing total confoundment toward Chris for [[Honest Content\|casually sharing that information with total strangers on the internet]].

	BILLY subsequently made a cameo at [[IRC (21 January 2009)\|the end of the January 21 log]], but arrived too late to actually be relevant to the conversation. Nonetheless, his surprise appearance and bit of semi-topical [[Random-access humor]] still amused Clyde for whatever reason.		BILLY subsequently made a cameo at [[IRC (21 January 2009)\|the end of the January 21 log]], but arrived too late to actually be relevant to the conversation. Nonetheless, his surprise appearance and bit of semi-topical [[Random-access humor]] still amused Clyde for whatever reason.

WarnerBro: /* Mayoralty */

2024-01-15T01:44:48Z

Mayoralty

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	==Mayoralty==		==Mayoralty==
	Outside of actually attending these IRC chats, BILLY became a key component of [[BlueSpike]]'s [[Julie Reveals Herself\|most infamous act of trolling]]. Max told Chris that he would need to step down as [[CWCville Mayoral Office\|Mayor of CWCville]] and cede leadership to BILLY, effective immediately, if he wanted to get his [[PlayStation 3#PlayStation Network\|PSN account]] back. Chris complied with these demands, [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass\|~~along with~~ taking other, more severe actions]].		Outside of actually attending these IRC chats, BILLY became a key component of [[BlueSpike]]'s [[Julie Reveals Herself\|most infamous act of trolling]]. Max told Chris that he would need to step down as [[CWCville Mayoral Office\|Mayor of CWCville]] and cede leadership to BILLY, effective immediately, if he wanted to get his [[PlayStation 3#PlayStation Network\|PSN account]] back. Chris complied with these demands, along with [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass\|taking other, more severe actions]].

	His first order of business was "ADULT PARTYING", and promised that everyone will go home [[Episode 18\|smokey]]. He stated that "THE ROADS WILL POUR CHEAP [[Reeb\|BEER]] AND CARTONS OF CIGARETTES", noting that the poor citizens of [[CWCville]] deserve a week of "DRUNKEN STUPOR". During his short reign as mayor, BILLY MAYS instituted several groundbreaking reforms and was loved by all, with a record-breaking 99% approval rating. Sadly, CWCville's era of prosperity was quick to end after only a few months.		His first order of business was "ADULT PARTYING", and promised that everyone will go home [[Episode 18\|smokey]]. He stated that "THE ROADS WILL POUR CHEAP [[Reeb\|BEER]] AND CARTONS OF CIGARETTES", noting that the poor citizens of [[CWCville]] deserve a week of "DRUNKEN STUPOR". During his short reign as mayor, BILLY MAYS instituted several groundbreaking reforms and was loved by all, with a record-breaking 99% approval rating. Sadly, CWCville's era of prosperity was quick to end after only a few months.