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	From [[CWC's Diary#July\|CWC's Diary]]:		From [[CWC's Diary#July\|CWC's Diary]]:

	{{quotebox\|"July 20, 2005: … I was at the new [[Get-Tar Region\|Target store]], just hanging around, not bothering anyone. And, from out of the blue, these two [[Manajerks]] asked me to leave, because they said that I was loitering; I was [[Virgin with rage\|NOT]]! I was there [[Love Quest\|hoping to find an 18-23-year old, Boyfriend-Free girl]], like I usually do. Then, from out of the blue, after I told them off, they came back with two [[Jerkops]]! I was slightly intimidated, but mostly annoyed and [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD\|ready to strike back on them]]. They asked me to leave, and never return. I did not want to leave. I would have left peacefully, in fact, I was ready to go, but I had a prepared [[Chris and oration\|speech]] to say to them stupid Jerkops. And, during the middle of my speech, they chased me, pulled my [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|pants]], and [[Kick the autistic\|pinned me to the floor]]. Five Jerkops dog-piled on me as I struggled to get free. A thousand pounds of [[Pickle\|sausages]] on my [[Obesity\|180-pound]] body was seriously a cut-off for my Breathing Flow. They handcuffed my wrists and legs, and they hog-tied me! Not only did I felt humiliated from being the victim, but I was [[Fangs\|angry]] at them! Not only for handcuffing me, but once again thwarting my efforts in trying to find a Boyfriend-Free Girl. They drove me to the county jail, but fortunately, they did not keep me there; I was released to my [[Bob Chandler\|family]]. But now I have to go to [[Chris and the ~~Law~~\|court]] on July 29 at 9:00 AM at the Albemarle County Courthouse, close to the Downtown Mall. So now, I feel very miserable, sad, lonely and rejected. And, while I had the handcuffs on me, both my hands, mostly my right, were seriously cut off from blood flow, and they both felt numb. It was terrible. But my [[Barbara Chandler\|mother]] and I are going to get back at them in court, in fact, I learned that the Jerkop who arrested me was called '''Bagget''' (that was the only thing about the situation that was hilarious; replace the “B” with an “F,” and you can see how [[Random-access humor\|funny]] it was).}}		{{quotebox\|"July 20, 2005: … I was at the new [[Get-Tar Region\|Target store]], just hanging around, not bothering anyone. And, from out of the blue, these two [[Manajerks]] asked me to leave, because they said that I was loitering; I was [[Virgin with rage\|NOT]]! I was there [[Love Quest\|hoping to find an 18-23-year old, Boyfriend-Free girl]], like I usually do. Then, from out of the blue, after I told them off, they came back with two [[Jerkops]]! I was slightly intimidated, but mostly annoyed and [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD\|ready to strike back on them]]. They asked me to leave, and never return. I did not want to leave. I would have left peacefully, in fact, I was ready to go, but I had a prepared [[Chris and oration\|speech]] to say to them stupid Jerkops. And, during the middle of my speech, they chased me, pulled my [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|pants]], and [[Kick the autistic\|pinned me to the floor]]. Five Jerkops dog-piled on me as I struggled to get free. A thousand pounds of [[Pickle\|sausages]] on my [[Obesity\|180-pound]] body was seriously a cut-off for my Breathing Flow. They handcuffed my wrists and legs, and they hog-tied me! Not only did I felt humiliated from being the victim, but I was [[Fangs\|angry]] at them! Not only for handcuffing me, but once again thwarting my efforts in trying to find a Boyfriend-Free Girl. They drove me to the county jail, but fortunately, they did not keep me there; I was released to my [[Bob Chandler\|family]]. But now I have to go to [[Chris and the law\|court]] on July 29 at 9:00 AM at the Albemarle County Courthouse, close to the Downtown Mall. So now, I feel very miserable, sad, lonely and rejected. And, while I had the handcuffs on me, both my hands, mostly my right, were seriously cut off from blood flow, and they both felt numb. It was terrible. But my [[Barbara Chandler\|mother]] and I are going to get back at them in court, in fact, I learned that the Jerkop who arrested me was called '''Bagget''' (that was the only thing about the situation that was hilarious; replace the “B” with an “F,” and you can see how [[Random-access humor\|funny]] it was).}}

	You'd think that Chris would recall that he had previously said that all cops were good so long as they wore blue and black.<ref>[[Chris E-mails 2007#February]]</ref> However, because Baggett, a real police officer, arrested Chris (for completely legitimate reasons), he is suddenly not a [[TRUE and HONEST]] police officer. So, according to Chris, cops are only okay if they wear blue and black and don't try to arrest him for breaking the law.		You'd think that Chris would recall that he had previously said that all cops were good so long as they wore blue and black.<ref>[[Chris E-mails 2007#February]]</ref> However, because Baggett, a real police officer, arrested Chris (for completely legitimate reasons), he is suddenly not a [[TRUE and HONEST]] police officer. So, according to Chris, cops are only okay if they wear blue and black and don't try to arrest him for breaking the law.
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	Bagget appeared in [[Sub-Episode 7]] in a dramatization of Chris's arrest at [[Get-Tar Region\|Target]]. He is portrayed as the "Jerkop Daitenzen", a sort of strange evil [[Power Rangers\|Power Ranger]], and a reference to ''[[Excel Saga]]''. He wears a brown uniform like the other [[Jerkop\|Jerkops]] and at times wears a helmet in the same color. He also wears a pair of white gloves and boots, both with blue stripes to complete his appearance, looking somewhat like one of the many Kamen Riders, but without a mask. He commands a great number of Jerkops, as well as the [[Crackder]] that takes Chris down. [[Mary Lee Walsh]] seems to hold him in high regard, and at one point refers to him as "the strongest most evil villian [sic] ever,"<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_4/Page_66</ref><ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_4/Page_67</ref> apparently making him more evil than [[Count Graduon]].		Bagget appeared in [[Sub-Episode 7]] in a dramatization of Chris's arrest at [[Get-Tar Region\|Target]]. He is portrayed as the "Jerkop Daitenzen", a sort of strange evil [[Power Rangers\|Power Ranger]], and a reference to ''[[Excel Saga]]''. He wears a brown uniform like the other [[Jerkop\|Jerkops]] and at times wears a helmet in the same color. He also wears a pair of white gloves and boots, both with blue stripes to complete his appearance, looking somewhat like one of the many Kamen Riders, but without a mask. He commands a great number of Jerkops, as well as the [[Crackder]] that takes Chris down. [[Mary Lee Walsh]] seems to hold him in high regard, and at one point refers to him as "the strongest most evil villian [sic] ever,"<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_4/Page_66</ref><ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_4/Page_67</ref> apparently making him more evil than [[Count Graduon]].

	He is called into action after Chris assaults [[Turdijerk]] and [[Trebor Capman]], backed up by the [[Jerkhief]] and his men. He fights with a sword, and calls in Crackder to defeat Chris when he fails to fell the manchild himself, which it successfully does. He also briefly lapses into ye olde [[English]] for some reason.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_4/Page_77</ref> After a brief round of torture, he then throws Chris into Crackder and they fly off to [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens\|PVCC]], where he presents a hog-tied Chris to Mary Lee Walsh on a giant plate. Despite Chris's humiliating defeat at his hands, he never gets any kind of revenge on Bagget, and he disappears from the comic after handing Chris over.		He is called into action after Chris assaults [[Turdijerk]] and [[Trebor Capman]], backed up by the [[Jerkhief]] and his men. He fights with a sword, and calls in Crackder to defeat Chris when he fails to fell the manchild himself, which it successfully does. He also briefly lapses into ye olde [[Chris and English\|English]] for some reason.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_4/Page_77</ref> After a brief round of torture, he then throws Chris into Crackder and they fly off to [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens\|PVCC]], where he presents a hog-tied Chris to Mary Lee Walsh on a giant plate. Despite Chris's humiliating defeat at his hands, he never gets any kind of revenge on Bagget, and he disappears from the comic after handing Chris over.

	He would later return in [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu #7'']], making a brief cameo at Mary Lee Walsh's villain meet-up. This was his last appearance in the comic, and his ultimate fate following the destruction of PVCC at the end of [[Sonichu 10\|''Sonichu #10'']] is unknown.		He would later return in [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu #7'']], making a brief cameo at Mary Lee Walsh's villain meet-up. This was his last appearance in the comic, and his ultimate fate following the destruction of PVCC at the end of [[Sonichu 10\|''Sonichu #10'']] is unknown.

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	Bagget appeared in [[Sub-Episode 7]] in a dramatization of Chris's arrest at [[Target]]. He is portrayed as the "Jerkop Daitenzen", a sort of strange evil [[Power Rangers\|Power Ranger]], and a reference to ''[[Excel Saga]]''. He wears a brown uniform like the other [[Jerkops]] and at times wears a helmet in the same color. He also wears a pair of white gloves and boots, both with blue stripes to complete his appearance, looking somewhat like one of the many Kamen Riders, but without a mask. He commands a great number of Jerkops, as well as the [[Crackder]] that takes Chris down. [[Mary Lee Walsh]] seems to hold him in high regard, and at one point refers to him as "the strongest most evil villian [sic] ever,"<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_4/Page_66</ref><ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_4/Page_67</ref> apparently making him more evil than [[Count Graduon]].		Bagget appeared in [[Sub-Episode 7]] in a dramatization of Chris's arrest at [[Get-Tar Region\|Target]]. He is portrayed as the "Jerkop Daitenzen", a sort of strange evil [[Power Rangers\|Power Ranger]], and a reference to ''[[Excel Saga]]''. He wears a brown uniform like the other [[Jerkop\|Jerkops]] and at times wears a helmet in the same color. He also wears a pair of white gloves and boots, both with blue stripes to complete his appearance, looking somewhat like one of the many Kamen Riders, but without a mask. He commands a great number of Jerkops, as well as the [[Crackder]] that takes Chris down. [[Mary Lee Walsh]] seems to hold him in high regard, and at one point refers to him as "the strongest most evil villian [sic] ever,"<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_4/Page_66</ref><ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_4/Page_67</ref> apparently making him more evil than [[Count Graduon]].

	He is called into action after Chris assaults [[Turdijerk]] and [[Trebor Capman]], backed up by the [[Jerkhief]] and his men. He fights with a sword, and calls in Crackder to defeat Chris when he fails to fell the manchild himself, which it successfully does. He also briefly lapses into ye olde [[English]] for some reason.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_4/Page_77</ref> After a brief round of torture, he then throws Chris into Crackder and they fly off to [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens\|PVCC]], where he presents a hog-tied Chris to Mary Lee Walsh on a giant plate. Despite Chris's humiliating defeat at his hands, he never gets any kind of revenge on Bagget, and he disappears from the comic after handing Chris over.		He is called into action after Chris assaults [[Turdijerk]] and [[Trebor Capman]], backed up by the [[Jerkhief]] and his men. He fights with a sword, and calls in Crackder to defeat Chris when he fails to fell the manchild himself, which it successfully does. He also briefly lapses into ye olde [[English]] for some reason.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_4/Page_77</ref> After a brief round of torture, he then throws Chris into Crackder and they fly off to [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens\|PVCC]], where he presents a hog-tied Chris to Mary Lee Walsh on a giant plate. Despite Chris's humiliating defeat at his hands, he never gets any kind of revenge on Bagget, and he disappears from the comic after handing Chris over.

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	'''Marcus Baggett''' (spelled by Chris as '''Bagget''') is a senior police detective who currently works for the Albemarle County Police Department. He is the "[[Jerkop]] of all Jerkops" who arrested Chris at [[Get-Tar Region\|Target]] in July [[2005]]. Baggett has done numerous good deeds over the years for his community; naturally, Chris has gone to great lengths to demonize him, proving once and for all that no matter the great deeds someone has done, [[Chris and his ego\|if they inconvenience Chris in any way they're evil]]. When Chris was being arrested, he found the situation humorous when he learned the jerkop's name, thinking how "Baggett" sounds a lot like "[[Homos\|faggot]]". [[Autism\|Witty.]]		'''Marcus Baggett''' (spelled by Chris as '''Bagget''') is a senior police detective who currently works for the Albemarle County Police Department. He is the "[[Jerkop]] of all Jerkops" who arrested Chris at [[Get-Tar Region\|Target]] in July [[2005]]. Baggett has done numerous good deeds over the years for his community; naturally, Chris has gone to great lengths to demonize him, proving once and for all that no matter the great deeds someone has done, [[Chris and his ego\|if they inconvenience Chris in any way they're evil]]. When Chris was being arrested, he found the situation humorous when he learned the jerkop's name, thinking how "Baggett" sounds a lot like "[[Homos\|faggot]]". [[Autism\|Witty.]]

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	Bagget appeared in [[Sub-Episode 7]] in a dramatization of Chris's arrest at [[Target]]. He is portrayed as the "Jerkop Daitenzen", a sort of strange evil [[Power Rangers\|Power Ranger]], and a reference to ''[[Excel Saga]]''. He wears a brown uniform like the other [[Jerkops]] and at times wears a helmet in the same color. He also wears a pair of white gloves and boots, both with blue stripes to complete his appearance, looking somewhat like one of the many Kamen Riders, but without a mask. He commands a great number of Jerkops, as well as the [[Crackder]] that takes Chris down. [[Mary Lee Walsh]] seems to hold him in high regard, and at one point refers to him as "the strongest most evil villian [sic] ever,"<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_4/Page_66</ref><ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_4/Page_67</ref> apparently making him more evil than [[Count Graduon]].		Bagget appeared in [[Sub-Episode 7]] in a dramatization of Chris's arrest at [[Target]]. He is portrayed as the "Jerkop Daitenzen", a sort of strange evil [[Power Rangers\|Power Ranger]], and a reference to ''[[Excel Saga]]''. He wears a brown uniform like the other [[Jerkops]] and at times wears a helmet in the same color. He also wears a pair of white gloves and boots, both with blue stripes to complete his appearance, looking somewhat like one of the many Kamen Riders, but without a mask. He commands a great number of Jerkops, as well as the [[Crackder]] that takes Chris down. [[Mary Lee Walsh]] seems to hold him in high regard, and at one point refers to him as "the strongest most evil villian [sic] ever,"<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_4/Page_66</ref><ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_4/Page_67</ref> apparently making him more evil than [[Count Graduon]].

	He is called into action after Chris assaults [[Turdijerk]] and [[Trebor Capman]], backed up by the [[Jerkhief]] and his men. He fights with a sword, and calls in Crackder to defeat Chris when he fails to fell the manchild himself, which it successfully does. He also briefly lapses into ye olde [[English]] for some reason.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_4/Page_77</ref> After a brief round of torture, he then throws Chris into Crackder and they fly off to [[PVCC]], where he presents a hog-tied Chris to Mary Lee Walsh on a giant plate. Despite Chris's humiliating defeat at his hands, he never gets any kind of revenge on Bagget, and he disappears from the comic after handing Chris over.		He is called into action after Chris assaults [[Turdijerk]] and [[Trebor Capman]], backed up by the [[Jerkhief]] and his men. He fights with a sword, and calls in Crackder to defeat Chris when he fails to fell the manchild himself, which it successfully does. He also briefly lapses into ye olde [[English]] for some reason.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_4/Page_77</ref> After a brief round of torture, he then throws Chris into Crackder and they fly off to [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens\|PVCC]], where he presents a hog-tied Chris to Mary Lee Walsh on a giant plate. Despite Chris's humiliating defeat at his hands, he never gets any kind of revenge on Bagget, and he disappears from the comic after handing Chris over.

	He would later return in [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu #7'']], making a brief cameo at Mary Lee Walsh's villain meet-up. This was his last appearance in the comic, and his ultimate fate following the destruction of PVCC at the end of [[Sonichu 10\|''Sonichu #10'']] is unknown.		He would later return in [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu #7'']], making a brief cameo at Mary Lee Walsh's villain meet-up. This was his last appearance in the comic, and his ultimate fate following the destruction of PVCC at the end of [[Sonichu 10\|''Sonichu #10'']] is unknown.

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	'''Marcus Baggett''' (spelled by Chris as '''Bagget''') is a senior police detective who currently works for the Albemarle County Police Department. He is the "[[Jerkop]] of all Jerkops" who arrested Chris at [[Get-Tar Region\|Target]] in July [[2005]]. Baggett has done numerous good deeds over the years for his community; naturally, Chris has gone to great lengths to demonize him, proving once and for all that no matter the great deeds someone has done, [[Chris and his ~~Ego~~\|if they inconvenience Chris in any way they're evil]]. When Chris was being arrested, he found the situation humorous when he learned the jerkop's name, thinking how "Baggett" sounds a lot like "[[Homos\|faggot]]". [[Autism\|Witty.]]		'''Marcus Baggett''' (spelled by Chris as '''Bagget''') is a senior police detective who currently works for the Albemarle County Police Department. He is the "[[Jerkop]] of all Jerkops" who arrested Chris at [[Get-Tar Region\|Target]] in July [[2005]]. Baggett has done numerous good deeds over the years for his community; naturally, Chris has gone to great lengths to demonize him, proving once and for all that no matter the great deeds someone has done, [[Chris and his ego\|if they inconvenience Chris in any way they're evil]]. When Chris was being arrested, he found the situation humorous when he learned the jerkop's name, thinking how "Baggett" sounds a lot like "[[Homos\|faggot]]". [[Autism\|Witty.]]

	==In real life==		==In real life==

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	'''Marcus Baggett''' (spelled by Chris as '''Bagget''') is a senior police detective who currently works for the Albemarle County Police Department. He is the "[[Jerkop]] of all Jerkops" who arrested Chris at [[Get-Tar Region\|Target]] in July [[2005]]. Baggett has done numerous good deeds over the years for his community; naturally, Chris has gone to great lengths to demonize him, proving once and for all that no matter the great deeds someone has done, [[Chris and his Ego\|if they inconvenience Chris in any way they're evil]]. When Chris was being arrested, he found the situation humorous when he learned the jerkop's name, thinking how "Baggett" sounds a lot like "[[Homos\|faggot]]". [[~~autism~~\|Witty]].		'''Marcus Baggett''' (spelled by Chris as '''Bagget''') is a senior police detective who currently works for the Albemarle County Police Department. He is the "[[Jerkop]] of all Jerkops" who arrested Chris at [[Get-Tar Region\|Target]] in July [[2005]]. Baggett has done numerous good deeds over the years for his community; naturally, Chris has gone to great lengths to demonize him, proving once and for all that no matter the great deeds someone has done, [[Chris and his Ego\|if they inconvenience Chris in any way they're evil]]. When Chris was being arrested, he found the situation humorous when he learned the jerkop's name, thinking how "Baggett" sounds a lot like "[[Homos\|faggot]]". [[Autism\|Witty.]]

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	'''Marcus Baggett''' (spelled by Chris as '''Bagget''') is a senior police ~~offer~~ who currently works for the Albemarle County Police Department. He is the "[[Jerkop]] of all Jerkops" who arrested Chris at [[Get-Tar Region\|Target]] in July [[2005]]. Baggett has done numerous good deeds over the years for his community; naturally, Chris has gone to great lengths to demonize him, proving once and for all that no matter the great deeds someone has done, [[Chris and his Ego\|if they inconvenience Chris in any way they're evil]]. When Chris was being arrested, he found the situation humorous when he learned the jerkop's name, thinking how "Baggett" sounds a lot like "[[Homos\|faggot]]". [[autism\|Witty]].		'''Marcus Baggett''' (spelled by Chris as '''Bagget''') is a senior police detective who currently works for the Albemarle County Police Department. He is the "[[Jerkop]] of all Jerkops" who arrested Chris at [[Get-Tar Region\|Target]] in July [[2005]]. Baggett has done numerous good deeds over the years for his community; naturally, Chris has gone to great lengths to demonize him, proving once and for all that no matter the great deeds someone has done, [[Chris and his Ego\|if they inconvenience Chris in any way they're evil]]. When Chris was being arrested, he found the situation humorous when he learned the jerkop's name, thinking how "Baggett" sounds a lot like "[[Homos\|faggot]]". [[autism\|Witty]].

	==In real life==		==In real life==

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	Not much is known about ~~his~~ personal life, but ~~we do know~~ he was commended by the local [[Wikipedia:Virginia House of Delegates\|House of Delegates]] for his selfless commitment to public safety after stepping down from his squad car to rescue two people from a smoking restaurant, shortly before it erupted into flames, on 9 March [[2002]]. Ironically, one of the sponsors of the resolution was [[Rob Bell\|Robert Bell]], who would later on [[28 October 2011\|defend Chris in court]].<ref>http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?031+ful+HJ620</ref>		Not much is known about Baggett's personal life, but it is known that he was commended by the local [[Wikipedia:Virginia House of Delegates\|House of Delegates]] for his selfless commitment to public safety after stepping down from his squad car to rescue two people from a smoking restaurant, shortly before it erupted into flames, on 9 March [[2002]]. Ironically, one of the sponsors of the resolution was [[Rob Bell\|Robert Bell]], who would later on [[28 October 2011\|defend Chris in court]].<ref>http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?031+ful+HJ620</ref>

	In [[2008]], ~~Bagget~~ participated in the 16th Annual Polar Plunge along with several other police officers from the Albemarle County Police Department to raise money for the Special Olympics of [[Virginia]]. He personally succeeded in raising $630.<ref>[http://www.firstgiving.com/fundraiser/marcus-baggett/marcusbaggett]</ref>		In [[2008]], Baggett participated in the 16th Annual Polar Plunge along with several other police officers from the Albemarle County Police Department to raise money for the Special Olympics of [[Virginia]]. He personally succeeded in raising $630.<ref>[http://www.firstgiving.com/fundraiser/marcus-baggett/marcusbaggett]</ref>

	In [[2009]], ~~Bagget~~ was named The American Legion's Commonwealth of Virginia Law Enforcement Officer of the Year.<ref>[http://www.albemarle.org/upload/images/forms_center/departments/Police/forms/2009%20Annual%20Report.pdf]</ref> He later participated in the shooting of Colby Eppard on 1 [[January 2010]] after the 18-year-old stole a police car and shot at several officers. Baggett fired a [[Wikipedia:Spike strip\|stinger]] to burst Eppard's tires, and subsequently fatally shot Eppard alongside several other officers.<ref>http://www.readthehook.com/stories/2010/02/25/COVER-eppard-authorites-duck-parents-d.aspx</ref>		In [[2009]], Baggett was named The American Legion's Commonwealth of Virginia Law Enforcement Officer of the Year.<ref>[http://www.albemarle.org/upload/images/forms_center/departments/Police/forms/2009%20Annual%20Report.pdf]</ref> He later participated in the shooting of Colby Eppard on 1 [[January 2010]] after the 18-year-old stole a police car and shot at several officers. Baggett fired a [[Wikipedia:Spike strip\|stinger]] to burst Eppard's tires, and subsequently fatally shot Eppard alongside several other officers.<ref>http://www.readthehook.com/stories/2010/02/25/COVER-eppard-authorites-duck-parents-d.aspx</ref>

	==Chris's arrest==		==Chris's arrest==

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	==In real life==		==In real life==
	Not much is known about ~~Baggett's~~ personal life, but ~~it is known that~~ he was commended by the local [[Wikipedia:Virginia House of Delegates\|House of Delegates]] for his selfless commitment to public safety after stepping down from his squad car to rescue two people from a smoking restaurant, shortly before it erupted into flames, on 9 March [[2002]]. Ironically, one of the sponsors of the resolution was [[Rob Bell\|Robert Bell]], who would later on [[28 October 2011\|defend Chris in court]].<ref>http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?031+ful+HJ620</ref>		Not much is known about his personal life, but we do know he was commended by the local [[Wikipedia:Virginia House of Delegates\|House of Delegates]] for his selfless commitment to public safety after stepping down from his squad car to rescue two people from a smoking restaurant, shortly before it erupted into flames, on 9 March [[2002]]. Ironically, one of the sponsors of the resolution was [[Rob Bell\|Robert Bell]], who would later on [[28 October 2011\|defend Chris in court]].<ref>http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?031+ful+HJ620</ref>

	In [[2008]], ~~Baggett~~ participated in the 16th Annual Polar Plunge along with several other police officers from the Albemarle County Police Department to raise money for the Special Olympics of [[Virginia]]. He personally succeeded in raising $630.<ref>[http://www.firstgiving.com/fundraiser/marcus-baggett/marcusbaggett]</ref>		In [[2008]], Bagget participated in the 16th Annual Polar Plunge along with several other police officers from the Albemarle County Police Department to raise money for the Special Olympics of [[Virginia]]. He personally succeeded in raising $630.<ref>[http://www.firstgiving.com/fundraiser/marcus-baggett/marcusbaggett]</ref>

	In [[2009]], ~~Baggett~~ was named The American Legion's Commonwealth of Virginia Law Enforcement Officer of the Year.<ref>[http://www.albemarle.org/upload/images/forms_center/departments/Police/forms/2009%20Annual%20Report.pdf]</ref> He later participated in the shooting of Colby Eppard on 1 [[January 2010]] after the 18-year-old stole a police car and shot at several officers. Baggett fired a [[Wikipedia:Spike strip\|stinger]] to burst Eppard's tires, and subsequently fatally shot Eppard alongside several other officers.<ref>http://www.readthehook.com/stories/2010/02/25/COVER-eppard-authorites-duck-parents-d.aspx</ref>		In [[2009]], Bagget was named The American Legion's Commonwealth of Virginia Law Enforcement Officer of the Year.<ref>[http://www.albemarle.org/upload/images/forms_center/departments/Police/forms/2009%20Annual%20Report.pdf]</ref> He later participated in the shooting of Colby Eppard on 1 [[January 2010]] after the 18-year-old stole a police car and shot at several officers. Baggett fired a [[Wikipedia:Spike strip\|stinger]] to burst Eppard's tires, and subsequently fatally shot Eppard alongside several other officers.<ref>http://www.readthehook.com/stories/2010/02/25/COVER-eppard-authorites-duck-parents-d.aspx</ref>

	==Chris's arrest==		==Chris's arrest==

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	From [[CWC's Diary#July\|CWC's Diary]]:		From [[CWC's Diary#July\|CWC's Diary]]:

	{{quotebox\|"July 20, 2005: … I was at the new [[Get-Tar Region\|Target store]], just hanging around, not bothering anyone. And, from out of the blue, these two [[Manajerks]] asked me to leave, because they said that I was loitering; I was [[Virgin with rage\|NOT]]! I was there [[Love Quest\|hoping to find an 18-23-year old, Boyfriend-Free girl]], like I usually do. Then, from out of the blue, after I told them off, they came back with two [[Jerkops]]! I was slightly intimidated, but mostly annoyed and [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD\|ready to strike back on them]]. They asked me to leave, and never return. I did not want to leave. I would have left peacefully, in fact, I was ready to go, but I had a prepared [[Chris and oration\|speech]] to say to them stupid Jerkops. And, during the middle of my speech, they chased me, pulled my [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|pants]], and [[Kick the autistic\|pinned me to the floor]]. Five Jerkops dog-piled on me as I struggled to get free. A thousand pounds of [[Pickle\|sausages]] on my [[Obesity\|180-pound]] body was seriously a cut-off for my Breathing Flow. They handcuffed my wrists and legs, and they hog-tied me! Not only did I felt humiliated from being the victim, but I was [[Fangs\|angry]] at them! Not only for handcuffing me, but once again thwarting my efforts in trying to find a Boyfriend-Free Girl. They drove me to the county jail, but fortunately, they did not keep me there; I was released to my [[Bob Chandler\|family]]. But now I have to go to [[Chris and the ~~Law~~\|court]] on July 29 at 9:00 AM at the Albemarle County Courthouse, close to the Downtown Mall. So now, I feel very miserable, sad, lonely and rejected. And, while I had the handcuffs on me, both my hands, mostly my right, were seriously cut off from blood flow, and they both felt numb. It was terrible. But my [[Barbara Chandler\|mother]] and I are going to get back at them in court, in fact, I learned that the Jerkop who arrested me was called '''Bagget''' (that was the only thing about the situation that was hilarious; replace the “B” with an “F,” and you can see how [[Random-access humor\|funny]] it was).}}		{{quotebox\|"July 20, 2005: … I was at the new [[Get-Tar Region\|Target store]], just hanging around, not bothering anyone. And, from out of the blue, these two [[Manajerks]] asked me to leave, because they said that I was loitering; I was [[Virgin with rage\|NOT]]! I was there [[Love Quest\|hoping to find an 18-23-year old, Boyfriend-Free girl]], like I usually do. Then, from out of the blue, after I told them off, they came back with two [[Jerkops]]! I was slightly intimidated, but mostly annoyed and [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD\|ready to strike back on them]]. They asked me to leave, and never return. I did not want to leave. I would have left peacefully, in fact, I was ready to go, but I had a prepared [[Chris and oration\|speech]] to say to them stupid Jerkops. And, during the middle of my speech, they chased me, pulled my [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|pants]], and [[Kick the autistic\|pinned me to the floor]]. Five Jerkops dog-piled on me as I struggled to get free. A thousand pounds of [[Pickle\|sausages]] on my [[Obesity\|180-pound]] body was seriously a cut-off for my Breathing Flow. They handcuffed my wrists and legs, and they hog-tied me! Not only did I felt humiliated from being the victim, but I was [[Fangs\|angry]] at them! Not only for handcuffing me, but once again thwarting my efforts in trying to find a Boyfriend-Free Girl. They drove me to the county jail, but fortunately, they did not keep me there; I was released to my [[Bob Chandler\|family]]. But now I have to go to [[Chris and the law\|court]] on July 29 at 9:00 AM at the Albemarle County Courthouse, close to the Downtown Mall. So now, I feel very miserable, sad, lonely and rejected. And, while I had the handcuffs on me, both my hands, mostly my right, were seriously cut off from blood flow, and they both felt numb. It was terrible. But my [[Barbara Chandler\|mother]] and I are going to get back at them in court, in fact, I learned that the Jerkop who arrested me was called '''Bagget''' (that was the only thing about the situation that was hilarious; replace the “B” with an “F,” and you can see how [[Random-access humor\|funny]] it was).}}

	You'd think that Chris would recall that he had previously said that all cops were good so long as they wore blue and black.<ref>[[Chris E-mails 2007#February]]</ref> However, because Baggett, a real police officer, arrested Chris (for completely legitimate reasons), he is suddenly not a [[TRUE and HONEST]] police officer. So, according to Chris, cops are only okay if they wear blue and black and don't try to arrest him for breaking the law.		You'd think that Chris would recall that he had previously said that all cops were good so long as they wore blue and black.<ref>[[Chris E-mails 2007#February]]</ref> However, because Baggett, a real police officer, arrested Chris (for completely legitimate reasons), he is suddenly not a [[TRUE and HONEST]] police officer. So, according to Chris, cops are only okay if they wear blue and black and don't try to arrest him for breaking the law.
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	Bagget appeared in [[Sub-Episode 7]] in a dramatization of Chris's arrest at [[Get-Tar Region\|Target]]. He is portrayed as the "Jerkop Daitenzen", a sort of strange evil [[Power Rangers\|Power Ranger]], and a reference to ''[[Excel Saga]]''. He wears a brown uniform like the other [[Jerkop\|Jerkops]] and at times wears a helmet in the same color. He also wears a pair of white gloves and boots, both with blue stripes to complete his appearance, looking somewhat like one of the many Kamen Riders, but without a mask. He commands a great number of Jerkops, as well as the [[Crackder]] that takes Chris down. [[Mary Lee Walsh]] seems to hold him in high regard, and at one point refers to him as "the strongest most evil villian [sic] ever,"<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_4/Page_66</ref><ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_4/Page_67</ref> apparently making him more evil than [[Count Graduon]].		Bagget appeared in [[Sub-Episode 7]] in a dramatization of Chris's arrest at [[Get-Tar Region\|Target]]. He is portrayed as the "Jerkop Daitenzen", a sort of strange evil [[Power Rangers\|Power Ranger]], and a reference to ''[[Excel Saga]]''. He wears a brown uniform like the other [[Jerkop\|Jerkops]] and at times wears a helmet in the same color. He also wears a pair of white gloves and boots, both with blue stripes to complete his appearance, looking somewhat like one of the many Kamen Riders, but without a mask. He commands a great number of Jerkops, as well as the [[Crackder]] that takes Chris down. [[Mary Lee Walsh]] seems to hold him in high regard, and at one point refers to him as "the strongest most evil villian [sic] ever,"<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_4/Page_66</ref><ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_4/Page_67</ref> apparently making him more evil than [[Count Graduon]].

	He is called into action after Chris assaults [[Turdijerk]] and [[Trebor Capman]], backed up by the [[Jerkhief]] and his men. He fights with a sword, and calls in Crackder to defeat Chris when he fails to fell the manchild himself, which it successfully does. He also briefly lapses into ye olde [[English]] for some reason.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_4/Page_77</ref> After a brief round of torture, he then throws Chris into Crackder and they fly off to [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens\|PVCC]], where he presents a hog-tied Chris to Mary Lee Walsh on a giant plate. Despite Chris's humiliating defeat at his hands, he never gets any kind of revenge on Bagget, and he disappears from the comic after handing Chris over.		He is called into action after Chris assaults [[Turdijerk]] and [[Trebor Capman]], backed up by the [[Jerkhief]] and his men. He fights with a sword, and calls in Crackder to defeat Chris when he fails to fell the manchild himself, which it successfully does. He also briefly lapses into ye olde [[Chris and English\|English]] for some reason.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_4/Page_77</ref> After a brief round of torture, he then throws Chris into Crackder and they fly off to [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens\|PVCC]], where he presents a hog-tied Chris to Mary Lee Walsh on a giant plate. Despite Chris's humiliating defeat at his hands, he never gets any kind of revenge on Bagget, and he disappears from the comic after handing Chris over.

	He would later return in [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu #7'']], making a brief cameo at Mary Lee Walsh's villain meet-up. This was his last appearance in the comic, and his ultimate fate following the destruction of PVCC at the end of [[Sonichu 10\|''Sonichu #10'']] is unknown.		He would later return in [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu #7'']], making a brief cameo at Mary Lee Walsh's villain meet-up. This was his last appearance in the comic, and his ultimate fate following the destruction of PVCC at the end of [[Sonichu 10\|''Sonichu #10'']] is unknown.

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