Biology - Revision history

WarnerBro at 23:40, 2 March 2026

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	[[File:Recycle.jpg\|thumb\|At one point in his life, Chris believed that it was possible to 'recycle' his [[~~Navy~~]] by drinking it; while he was technically recycling the nutrients, he didn't understand that during digestion, it would be destroyed rather than re-enter the body the same as when it left.]]		[[File:Recycle.jpg\|thumb\|At one point in his life, Chris believed that it was possible to 'recycle' his [[semen\|navy]] by drinking it; while he was technically recycling the nutrients, he didn't understand that during digestion, it would be destroyed rather than re-enter the body the same as when it left.]]
	'''Biology''' is the natural [[science]] that studies life and living organisms, including their physical structure, chemical processes, molecular interactions, physiological mechanisms, development and evolution.		'''Biology''' is the natural [[Chris and science\|science]] that studies life and living organisms, including their physical structure, chemical processes, molecular interactions, physiological mechanisms, development and evolution.
	Chris has talked a lot about biology yet lacks the knowledge, or common sense, of how the body works due to his damaged perception of it from media and television. He then ensues that he is in fact studied in it when really the most he knows would be about the same of 2nd Graders on the playground discussing Lara Croft's breasts.		Chris has talked a lot about biology yet lacks the knowledge, or common sense, of how the body works due to his damaged perception of it from media and television. He then ensues that he is in fact studied in it when really the most he knows would be about the same of 2nd Graders on the playground discussing Lara Croft's breasts.

HurdyGurdsen at 15:04, 12 December 2025

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	[[File:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG\|thumb\|How to ruin a friendship in the most thorough of ways.]]		[[File:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG\|thumb\|How to ruin a friendship in the most thorough of ways.]]

	Having been a [[virgin with rage]] in the past, Chris's constant involvement with [[Kimmi\|sex dolls]] and piles upon piles of [[porn]] have warped his perception of what a vagina truly is. Having used sex dolls, Chris often locates the vagina as higher than it should be (i.e; below the belly button), indicating that he thinks that vaginas are located on a woman in the same place that a penis is on a man. One of the photos that Chris uploaded in his [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica\|edit war against Encyclopedia Dramatica]] features [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Walsh is depicted stroking her genitalia, wanting a [[Jerkop~~]] [[Niggos\|slave~~]] to lick her pussy. Her vagina is clearly deformed, having the ability to stretch as much as Chris depicted, opening at the diameter of a normal person's hand-span, something that can only be achieved through years of fisting, meaning [[Count Graduon]] has been of more use to her than once implied.		Having been a [[virgin with rage]] in the past, Chris's constant involvement with [[Kimmi\|sex dolls]] and piles upon piles of [[porn]] have warped his perception of what a vagina truly is. Having used sex dolls, Chris often locates the vagina as higher than it should be (i.e; below the belly button), indicating that he thinks that vaginas are located on a woman in the same place that a penis is on a man. One of the photos that Chris uploaded in his [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica\|edit war against Encyclopedia Dramatica]] features [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Walsh is depicted stroking her genitalia, wanting a [[Jerkop]] to lick her pussy. Her vagina is clearly deformed, having the ability to stretch as much as Chris depicted, opening at the diameter of a normal person's hand-span, something that can only be achieved through years of fisting, meaning [[Count Graduon]] has been of more use to her than once implied.

	Another instance of Chris proving his ignorance of basic female anatomy is the infamous ShecameforCWC.JPG image. Not only is [[Megan]]'s torso completely straight and has no waist, but once again Chris makes the vaginal opening far too large and uses blue lines to depict [[Masturbating and squirtin'\|her squirtin']], causing it to look like she has blue pubic hair or her vagina is glowing.		Another instance of Chris proving his ignorance of basic female anatomy is the infamous ShecameforCWC.JPG image. Not only is [[Megan]]'s torso completely straight and has no waist, but once again Chris makes the vaginal opening far too large and uses blue lines to depict [[Masturbating and squirtin'\|her squirtin']], causing it to look like she has blue pubic hair or her vagina is glowing.

WarnerBro: /* Neuroscience */

2024-09-02T22:43:47Z

Neuroscience

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	''Main article: [[Chris and mental healthcare]]''		''Main article: [[Chris and mental healthcare]]''

	Chris rejects the notion that [[Asperger syndrome\|Asperger's syndrome]] is equal to autism, though it is a well proven fact in the scientific community. He thinks that people with Asperger's steal the limelight from people with autism, though this doesn't make any sense since not only are both of them on the same spectrum, but (as of 2013) Asperger's is considered the same as the [[high-functioning autism]] that Chris is quick to call himself.		Chris rejects the notion that [[Asperger syndrome\|Asperger's syndrome]] is equal to [[autism]], though it is a well proven fact in the scientific community. He thinks that people with Asperger's steal the limelight from people with autism, though this doesn't make any sense since not only are both of them on the same spectrum, but (as of 2013) Asperger's is considered the same as the [[high-functioning autism]] that Chris is quick to call himself.

	Chris believes that the mind and body are separate entities where the mind can move between different bodies I.e the body is nothing more than a vessel for his mind. This has never been proved and most research points to different inter-neuronal connections being the reason for different personalities.		Chris believes that the mind and body are separate entities where the mind can move between different bodies I.e the body is nothing more than a vessel for his mind. This has never been proved and most research points to different inter-neuronal connections being the reason for different personalities.

WarnerBro: /* Neuroscience */

2024-09-02T22:43:30Z

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	''Main article: [[Chris and mental healthcare]]''		''Main article: [[Chris and mental healthcare]]''

	Chris rejects the notion that Asperger's syndrome is equal to autism, though it is a well proven fact in the scientific community. He thinks that people with Asperger's steal the limelight from people with autism, though this doesn't make any sense since not only are both of them on the same spectrum, but (as of 2013) Asperger's is considered the same as the [[high-functioning autism]] that Chris is quick to call himself.		Chris rejects the notion that [[Asperger syndrome\|Asperger's syndrome]] is equal to autism, though it is a well proven fact in the scientific community. He thinks that people with Asperger's steal the limelight from people with autism, though this doesn't make any sense since not only are both of them on the same spectrum, but (as of 2013) Asperger's is considered the same as the [[high-functioning autism]] that Chris is quick to call himself.

	Chris believes that the mind and body are separate entities where the mind can move between different bodies I.e the body is nothing more than a vessel for his mind. This has never been proved and most research points to different inter-neuronal connections being the reason for different personalities.		Chris believes that the mind and body are separate entities where the mind can move between different bodies I.e the body is nothing more than a vessel for his mind. This has never been proved and most research points to different inter-neuronal connections being the reason for different personalities.

WarnerBro: /* Neuroscience */

2024-09-02T22:37:33Z

Neuroscience

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	''Main article: [[Chris and mental healthcare]]''		''Main article: [[Chris and mental healthcare]]''

	Chris rejects the notion that Asperger's syndrome is equal to autism, though it is a well proven fact in the scientific community. He thinks that people with Asperger's steal the limelight from people with autism, though this doesn't make any sense since not only are both of them on the same spectrum, but Asperger's is considered the same as the [[high-functioning autism]] that Chris is quick to call himself.		Chris rejects the notion that Asperger's syndrome is equal to autism, though it is a well proven fact in the scientific community. He thinks that people with Asperger's steal the limelight from people with autism, though this doesn't make any sense since not only are both of them on the same spectrum, but (as of 2013) Asperger's is considered the same as the [[high-functioning autism]] that Chris is quick to call himself.

	Chris believes that the mind and body are separate entities where the mind can move between different bodies I.e the body is nothing more than a vessel for his mind. This has never been proved and most research points to different inter-neuronal connections being the reason for different personalities.		Chris believes that the mind and body are separate entities where the mind can move between different bodies I.e the body is nothing more than a vessel for his mind. This has never been proved and most research points to different inter-neuronal connections being the reason for different personalities.

WarnerBro: /* Health and Disease */

2024-09-02T22:35:59Z

Health and Disease

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	Chris relationship with health and disease is hit or miss that is, he is hit with diseases and misses health.		Chris relationship with health and disease is hit or miss that is, he is hit with diseases and misses health.

	During the [[COVID-19]] pandemic, Chris refused to learn about the symptoms of the virus, saying it will make him more prone to being infected. He also watched the anime ''Cells at Work'', a series featuring anthropomorphic blood cells taking care of a human body and claimed it would boost his immune system. Possibly thinking being worried of the disease will weaken his immune system and being happy will increase his immunity.		During the [[COVID-19]] pandemic, Chris refused to learn about the symptoms of the virus, saying it will make him more prone to being infected. He also watched the anime ''Cells at Work'', a series featuring anthropomorphic blood cells taking care of a human body and claimed it would boost his immune system. Possibly thinking being worried about the disease will weaken his immune system and being happy will increase his immunity.

	==References==		==References==

MycoFilian: /* Reproductive biology */ Added link for humor.

2024-01-31T15:13:43Z

Reproductive biology: Added link for humor.

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	One of the most well known facts about Chris is that he used to [[Recycling\|drink his semen]]. Chris believed that the male reproductive system has a limited amount of sperm cells that decreases every time he [[mass debating\|nuts]]. To counteract this supposed decrease, he drank his own semen to make sure he can get potential [[sweetheart]]s (and [[Julie\|13 year old boys]]) pregnant. Although he has given up this act in more recent years, [[Chris's Specimen Sample\|a video from 27 February 2016]] shows that he now believes keeping semen inside his refrigerator will keep it viable not knowing that is actually kills the cells. Ultimately, the only thing this will do is give him ice cubes to use in his [[Fanta]].		One of the most well known facts about Chris is that he used to [[Recycling\|drink his semen]]. Chris believed that the male reproductive system has a limited amount of sperm cells that decreases every time he [[mass debating\|nuts]]. To counteract this supposed decrease, he drank his own semen to make sure he can get potential [[sweetheart]]s (and [[Julie\|13 year old boys]]) pregnant. Although he has given up this act in more recent years, [[Chris's Specimen Sample\|a video from 27 February 2016]] shows that he now believes keeping semen inside his refrigerator will keep it viable not knowing that is actually kills the cells. Ultimately, the only thing this will do is give him ice cubes to use in his [[Fanta]].

	Chris also supported a claim that transgender women can get periods<ref>https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1016786884192808962</ref>, which is false. Abdominal cramps are common for biological women during periods; for MTF women, this is impossible due the lack of a uterus. Feeling under the weather is also a common symptom of periods caused due to changes in hormones released by the female brain and uterus since Chris lacks both a uterus and common sense he is imagining his symptoms. While ''it is'' in theory possible to experience a form of sympathetic pain (pain felt by directly witnessing or viewing someone else in pain) related to periods, given Chris's [[My Little Pony\|preferred]] [[Video games\|viewing]] [[Anime\|habits]] and [[Chris and mental healthcare\|general apathy]], it is unlikely this is the source of what he claims to feel.		Chris also supported a claim that transgender women can get periods<ref>https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1016786884192808962</ref>, [[wikipedia:Common sense\|which is false]]. Abdominal cramps are common for biological women during periods; for MTF women, this is impossible due the lack of a uterus. Feeling under the weather is also a common symptom of periods caused due to changes in hormones released by the female brain and uterus since Chris lacks both a uterus and common sense he is imagining his symptoms. While ''it is'' in theory possible to experience a form of sympathetic pain (pain felt by directly witnessing or viewing someone else in pain) related to periods, given Chris's [[My Little Pony\|preferred]] [[Video games\|viewing]] [[Anime\|habits]] and [[Chris and mental healthcare\|general apathy]], it is unlikely this is the source of what he claims to feel.

	===Penis===		===Penis===

MycoFilian: /* Reproductive biology */ Added link for humor.

2024-01-31T15:09:59Z

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	==Reproductive biology==		==Reproductive biology==
	One of the most well known facts about Chris is that he used to [[Recycling\|drink his semen]]. Chris believed that the male reproductive system has a limited amount of sperm cells that decreases every time he [[mass debating\|nuts]]. To counteract this supposed decrease, he drank his own semen to make sure he can get potential [[sweetheart]]s (and [[Julie\|13 year old boys]]) pregnant. Although he has given up this act in more recent years, [[Chris's Specimen Sample\|a video from 27 February 2016]] shows that he now believes keeping semen inside his refrigerator will keep it viable not knowing that is actually kills the cells. Ultimately, the only thing this will do is give him ice cubes to use in his Fanta.		One of the most well known facts about Chris is that he used to [[Recycling\|drink his semen]]. Chris believed that the male reproductive system has a limited amount of sperm cells that decreases every time he [[mass debating\|nuts]]. To counteract this supposed decrease, he drank his own semen to make sure he can get potential [[sweetheart]]s (and [[Julie\|13 year old boys]]) pregnant. Although he has given up this act in more recent years, [[Chris's Specimen Sample\|a video from 27 February 2016]] shows that he now believes keeping semen inside his refrigerator will keep it viable not knowing that is actually kills the cells. Ultimately, the only thing this will do is give him ice cubes to use in his [[Fanta]].

	Chris also supported a claim that transgender women can get periods<ref>https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1016786884192808962</ref>, which is false. Abdominal cramps are common for biological women during periods; for MTF women, this is impossible due the lack of a uterus. Feeling under the weather is also a common symptom of periods caused due to changes in hormones released by the female brain and uterus since Chris lacks both a uterus and common sense he is imagining his symptoms. While ''it is'' in theory possible to experience a form of sympathetic pain (pain felt by directly witnessing or viewing someone else in pain) related to periods, given Chris's [[My Little Pony\|preferred]] [[Video games\|viewing]] [[Anime\|habits]] and [[Chris and mental healthcare\|general apathy]], it is unlikely this is the source of what he claims to feel.		Chris also supported a claim that transgender women can get periods<ref>https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1016786884192808962</ref>, which is false. Abdominal cramps are common for biological women during periods; for MTF women, this is impossible due the lack of a uterus. Feeling under the weather is also a common symptom of periods caused due to changes in hormones released by the female brain and uterus since Chris lacks both a uterus and common sense he is imagining his symptoms. While ''it is'' in theory possible to experience a form of sympathetic pain (pain felt by directly witnessing or viewing someone else in pain) related to periods, given Chris's [[My Little Pony\|preferred]] [[Video games\|viewing]] [[Anime\|habits]] and [[Chris and mental healthcare\|general apathy]], it is unlikely this is the source of what he claims to feel.

WarnerBro at 22:35, 22 October 2023

2023-10-22T22:35:32Z

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	==Neuroscience==		==Neuroscience==
			''Main article: [[Chris and mental healthcare]]''

	Chris rejects the notion that Asperger's syndrome is equal to autism, though it is a well proven fact in the scientific community. He thinks that people with Asperger's steal the limelight from people with autism, though this doesn't make any sense since not only are both of them on the same spectrum, but Asperger's is considered the same as the [[high-functioning autism]] that Chris is quick to call himself.		Chris rejects the notion that Asperger's syndrome is equal to autism, though it is a well proven fact in the scientific community. He thinks that people with Asperger's steal the limelight from people with autism, though this doesn't make any sense since not only are both of them on the same spectrum, but Asperger's is considered the same as the [[high-functioning autism]] that Chris is quick to call himself.

WarnerBro: /* Health and Disease */

2023-06-25T23:56:21Z

Health and Disease

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	==Health and Disease==		==Health and Disease==
	''Main article: [[Chris and ~~Health~~]].''		''Main article: [[Chris and health]].''

	Chris relationship with health and disease is hit or miss that is, he is hit with diseases and misses health.		Chris relationship with health and disease is hit or miss that is, he is hit with diseases and misses health.

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	[[File:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG\|thumb\|How to ruin a friendship in the most thorough of ways.]]		[[File:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG\|thumb\|How to ruin a friendship in the most thorough of ways.]]

	Having been a [[virgin with rage]] in the past, Chris's constant involvement with [[Kimmi\|sex dolls]] and piles upon piles of [[porn]] have warped his perception of what a vagina truly is. Having used sex dolls, Chris often locates the vagina as higher than it should be (i.e; below the belly button), indicating that he thinks that vaginas are located on a woman in the same place that a penis is on a man. One of the photos that Chris uploaded in his [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica\|edit war against Encyclopedia Dramatica]] features [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Walsh is depicted stroking her genitalia, wanting a [[Jerkop~~]] [[Niggos\|slave~~]] to lick her pussy. Her vagina is clearly deformed, having the ability to stretch as much as Chris depicted, opening at the diameter of a normal person's hand-span, something that can only be achieved through years of fisting, meaning [[Count Graduon]] has been of more use to her than once implied.		Having been a [[virgin with rage]] in the past, Chris's constant involvement with [[Kimmi\|sex dolls]] and piles upon piles of [[porn]] have warped his perception of what a vagina truly is. Having used sex dolls, Chris often locates the vagina as higher than it should be (i.e; below the belly button), indicating that he thinks that vaginas are located on a woman in the same place that a penis is on a man. One of the photos that Chris uploaded in his [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica\|edit war against Encyclopedia Dramatica]] features [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Walsh is depicted stroking her genitalia, wanting a [[Jerkop]] to lick her pussy. Her vagina is clearly deformed, having the ability to stretch as much as Chris depicted, opening at the diameter of a normal person's hand-span, something that can only be achieved through years of fisting, meaning [[Count Graduon]] has been of more use to her than once implied.

	Another instance of Chris proving his ignorance of basic female anatomy is the infamous ShecameforCWC.JPG image. Not only is [[Megan]]'s torso completely straight and has no waist, but once again Chris makes the vaginal opening far too large and uses blue lines to depict [[Masturbating and squirtin'\|her squirtin']], causing it to look like she has blue pubic hair or her vagina is glowing.		Another instance of Chris proving his ignorance of basic female anatomy is the infamous ShecameforCWC.JPG image. Not only is [[Megan]]'s torso completely straight and has no waist, but once again Chris makes the vaginal opening far too large and uses blue lines to depict [[Masturbating and squirtin'\|her squirtin']], causing it to look like she has blue pubic hair or her vagina is glowing.