BlueSpike PSN Chats - Revision history

HurdyGurdsen at 15:46, 12 December 2025

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	In this chat, [[Julie]] asks Chris about his opinions on different [[chris and race\|ethnicities]]. Chris does various impersonations and sings ~~[[Niggos\|~~"Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There"]] for Julie. They discuss Chris's [[Cherokian Clan\|heritage]] and [[Borb\|his parents]]. Julie asks to talk to them, but [[Barbara Chandler\|Barb]] is asleep and [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]] is doubtful of [[Molvania]] being a real country. Julie is furious at this and quits the chat. The trolls berate [[BlueSpike]] for squandering the opportunity to talk to Bob.		In this chat, [[Julie]] asks Chris about his opinions on different [[chris and race\|ethnicities]]. Chris does various impersonations and sings "Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There" for Julie. They discuss Chris's [[Cherokian Clan\|heritage]] and [[Borb\|his parents]]. Julie asks to talk to them, but [[Barbara Chandler\|Barb]] is asleep and [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]] is doubtful of [[Molvania]] being a real country. Julie is furious at this and quits the chat. The trolls berate [[BlueSpike]] for squandering the opportunity to talk to Bob.

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WarnerBro at 22:41, 2 September 2024

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	{{Main\|BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5}}		{{Main\|BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5}}
	In this chat, [[Julie]] asks Chris about his opinions on different [[chris and race\|ethnicities]]. Chris does various impersonations and sings [[Niggos\|"Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There"]] for Julie. They discuss Chris's [[Cherokian Clan\|heritage]] and [[~~Bob~~\|his~~]] [[Barb\|~~parents]]. Julie asks to talk to them, but [[Barb]] is asleep and [[Bob]] is doubtful of [[Molvania]] being a real country. Julie is furious at this and quits the chat. The trolls berate [[BlueSpike]] for squandering the opportunity to talk to Bob.		In this chat, [[Julie]] asks Chris about his opinions on different [[chris and race\|ethnicities]]. Chris does various impersonations and sings [[Niggos\|"Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There"]] for Julie. They discuss Chris's [[Cherokian Clan\|heritage]] and [[Borb\|his parents]]. Julie asks to talk to them, but [[Barbara Chandler\|Barb]] is asleep and [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]] is doubtful of [[Molvania]] being a real country. Julie is furious at this and quits the chat. The trolls berate [[BlueSpike]] for squandering the opportunity to talk to Bob.

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WarnerBro at 22:40, 2 September 2024

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	The '''BlueSpike PSN Chats''' were a series of four conversations between [[Chris]] and his True and Honest [[sweetheart]], [[Julie]]; also known as [[BlueSpike]], which took place in mid-February 2009. They mostly showcase Chris's desperation and gullibility in being seduced by a 13-year-old boy doing an obvious falsetto (sometimes not even disguising his voice), insight into how he would conduct himself with a potential [[~~troll~~\|mate]] and they also shed light on his debauched and loathsome [[Chris and sex\|sexual history]].		The '''BlueSpike PSN Chats''' were a series of four conversations between [[Chris]] and his True and Honest [[sweetheart]], [[Julie]]; also known as [[BlueSpike]], which took place in mid-February 2009. They mostly showcase Chris's desperation and gullibility in being seduced by a 13-year-old boy doing an obvious falsetto (sometimes not even disguising his voice), insight into how he would conduct himself with a potential [[trolls\|mate]] and they also shed light on his debauched and loathsome [[Chris and sex\|sexual history]].

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	{{Main\|BlueSpike PSN Chat 3}}		{{Main\|BlueSpike PSN Chat 3}}
	The most notorious of the BlueSpike chats. It starts with Chris revealing how [[homo]] images, thoughts and voices appear in his head. He moves onto his [[sex toys]], including his [[Kimmi\|love]] [[Officer Nasty\|dolls]] and the usage of his [[homo\|vibrator and anal beads]]. Julie then asks for his full sexual history. This is mostly a story of his discovery of [[mass debating\|masturbation]], what he uses to aid it and how he [[~~honest content~~\|talks to his parents about it]]. [[BlueSpike]] makes no effort to disguise his voice throughout this entire chat, so Chris reveals his most intimate of secrets to a person with a voice that is totally different from, and more masculine than his actual [[sweetheart]].		The most notorious of the BlueSpike chats. It starts with Chris revealing how [[homo]] images, thoughts and voices appear in his head. He moves onto his [[sex toys]], including his [[Kimmi\|love]] [[Officer Nasty\|dolls]] and the usage of his [[homo\|vibrator and anal beads]]. Julie then asks for his full sexual history. This is mostly a story of his discovery of [[mass debating\|masturbation]], what he uses to aid it and how he [[Honest Content\|talks to his parents about it]]. [[BlueSpike]] makes no effort to disguise his voice throughout this entire chat, so Chris reveals his most intimate of secrets to a person with a voice that is totally different from, and more masculine than his actual [[sweetheart]].

	===3.5===		===3.5===

Don'tCallAnybody: /* 4 */

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	In the final chat, Chris asks Julie about her education level, at Bob's request. She contradicts herself, saying she got a college degree and can't remember what it is (amazingly, Chris calls her out on this), then that she's only finished high school. [[Slow-in-the-mind\|Chris accepts this]]. Chris thinks Julie is 24; she's 19. He [[mass debating\|likes the pictures Julie sent]]. He's reluctant to come to Ohio. Julie teaches him how to say "I am Gay" in <s>German</s> [[Molvanîa]]n. Barb thinks Chris dedicates too much time to his [[trolls\|~~internet~~ friends]] and not enough to her. Chris tries to postpone his Ohio trip until the tape runs out.		In the final chat, Chris asks Julie about her education level, at Bob's request. She contradicts herself, saying she got a college degree and can't remember what it is (amazingly, Chris calls her out on this), then that she's only finished high school. [[Slow-in-the-mind\|Chris accepts this]]. Chris thinks Julie is 24; she's 19. He [[mass debating\|likes the pictures Julie sent]]. He's reluctant to come to Ohio. Julie teaches him how to say "I am Gay" in <s>German</s> [[Molvanîa]]n. Barb thinks Chris dedicates too much time to his [[trolls\|Internet friends]] and not enough to her. Chris tries to postpone his Ohio trip until the tape runs out.

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	In the final chat, Chris asks Julie about her education level, at Bob's request. She contradicts herself, saying she got a college degree and can't remember what it is (amazingly, Chris calls her out on this), then that she's only finished high school. [[Slow-in-the-mind\|Chris accepts this]]. Chris thinks Julie is 24; she's 19. He [[mass debating\|likes the pictures Julie sent]]. He's reluctant to come to Ohio. Julie teaches him how to say "I am Gay" in <s>German</s> [[Molvanîa~~\|Molvanîan~~]]. Barb thinks Chris dedicates too much time to his [[trolls\|internet friends]] and not enough to her. Chris tries to postpone his Ohio trip until the tape runs out.		In the final chat, Chris asks Julie about her education level, at Bob's request. She contradicts herself, saying she got a college degree and can't remember what it is (amazingly, Chris calls her out on this), then that she's only finished high school. [[Slow-in-the-mind\|Chris accepts this]]. Chris thinks Julie is 24; she's 19. He [[mass debating\|likes the pictures Julie sent]]. He's reluctant to come to Ohio. Julie teaches him how to say "I am Gay" in <s>German</s> [[Molvanîa]]n. Barb thinks Chris dedicates too much time to his [[trolls\|internet friends]] and not enough to her. Chris tries to postpone his Ohio trip until the tape runs out.

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	[[Category: BlueSpike PSN Chats]]		[[Category:BlueSpike PSN Chats]]

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Trombonista at 20:15, 10 May 2011

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	{{Main\|BlueSpike PSN Chat 2}}		{{Main\|BlueSpike PSN Chat 2}}
	This chat opens with [[Julie]] trying to persuade a reluctant [[Chris]] to visit his dying [[Aunt Corrina]]. They talk about [[Sarah Jackson]] being murdered by [[Optimus Prime]] in [[Sonichu 8\|''Sonichu'' #8]], and Chris has the gall to claim that "that could be any truck". Chris reads [[Sonichu (comic)\|''Sonichu'']] spoilers until the chat ends.		This chat opens with [[Julie]] trying to persuade a reluctant [[Chris]] to visit his dying Aunt Corrina. They talk about [[Sarah Jackson]] being murdered by [[Optimus Prime]] in [[Sonichu 8\|''Sonichu'' #8]], and Chris has the gall to claim that "that could be any truck". Chris reads [[Sonichu (comic)\|''Sonichu'']] spoilers until the chat ends.

	===3===		===3===

	{{Main\|BlueSpike PSN Chat 3}}		{{Main\|BlueSpike PSN Chat 3}}
	The most notorious of the BlueSpike chats. It starts with [[Chris]] revealing how [[homo]] images, thoughts and voices appear in his head. He moves onto his [[sex toys]], including his [[Kimmi\|love]] [[Officer Nasty\|dolls]] and the usage of his [[homo\|vibrator and anal beads]]. Julie then asks for his full sexual history. This is mostly a story of his discovery of [[mass debating\|masturbation]], what he uses to aid it and how he [[honest content\|talks to his parents about it]]. [[BlueSpike]] makes no effort to disguise his voice throughout this entire chat, so Chris reveals his most intimate of secrets to a person with a voice that is totally different from, and more masculine than his actual [[sweetheart]].		The most notorious of the BlueSpike chats. It starts with Chris revealing how [[homo]] images, thoughts and voices appear in his head. He moves onto his [[sex toys]], including his [[Kimmi\|love]] [[Officer Nasty\|dolls]] and the usage of his [[homo\|vibrator and anal beads]]. Julie then asks for his full sexual history. This is mostly a story of his discovery of [[mass debating\|masturbation]], what he uses to aid it and how he [[honest content\|talks to his parents about it]]. [[BlueSpike]] makes no effort to disguise his voice throughout this entire chat, so Chris reveals his most intimate of secrets to a person with a voice that is totally different from, and more masculine than his actual [[sweetheart]].

	===3.5===		===3.5===

	{{Main\|BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5}}		{{Main\|BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5}}
	In this chat, [[Julie]] asks [[Chris]] about his opinions on different [[chris and race\|ethnicities]]. Chris does various impersonations and sings [[Niggos\|"Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There"]] for Julie. They discuss Chris's [[Cherokian Clan\|heritage]] and [[Bob\|his]] [[Barb\|parents]]. Julie asks to talk to them, but [[Barb]] is asleep and [[Bob]] is doubtful of [[Molvania]] being a real country. Julie is furious at this and quits the chat. The trolls berate [[BlueSpike]] for squandering the opportunity to talk to Bob.		In this chat, [[Julie]] asks Chris about his opinions on different [[chris and race\|ethnicities]]. Chris does various impersonations and sings [[Niggos\|"Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There"]] for Julie. They discuss Chris's [[Cherokian Clan\|heritage]] and [[Bob\|his]] [[Barb\|parents]]. Julie asks to talk to them, but [[Barb]] is asleep and [[Bob]] is doubtful of [[Molvania]] being a real country. Julie is furious at this and quits the chat. The trolls berate [[BlueSpike]] for squandering the opportunity to talk to Bob.

	===3.7===		===3.7===

	{{Main\|BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7}}		{{Main\|BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7}}
	[[Julie]] apologizes for quitting the chat, and starts to talk to [[Bob]]. Bob talks about his life, career and travels. He apologizes for doubting [[Molvania]]. He mentions [[Chris]]'s lack of perspective on the world and his disinterest in where anything is. He confirms that he is part Cherokee. He tells Julie that she can talk to him any time, and they part. The [[trolls]] listening in love Bob and approve of the conversation.		Julie apologizes for quitting the chat, and starts to talk to Bob. Bob talks about his life, career and travels. He apologizes for doubting [[Molvania]]. He mentions [[Chris]]'s lack of perspective on the world and his disinterest in where anything is. He confirms that he is part Cherokee. He tells Julie that she can talk to him any time, and they part. The [[trolls]] listening in love Bob and approve of the conversation.

	===4===		===4===
	{{Main\|BlueSpike PSN Chat 4}}		{{Main\|BlueSpike PSN Chat 4}}
	In the final chat, [[Chris]] asks [[Julie]] about her education level, at [[Bob]]'s request. She contradicts herself, saying she got a college degree and can't remember what it is (amazingly, Chris calls her out on this), then that she's only finished high school. [[Slow-in-the-mind\|Chris accepts this]]. Chris thinks Julie is 24; she's 19. He [[mass debating\|likes the pictures Julie sent]]. He's reluctant to come to Ohio. Julie teaches him how to say "I am Gay" in <s>German</s> [[Molvanîa\|Molvanîan]]. [[Barb]] thinks Chris dedicates too much time to his [[trolls\|internet friends]] and not enough to her. Chris tries to postpone his Ohio trip until the tape runs out.		In the final chat, Chris asks Julie about her education level, at Bob's request. She contradicts herself, saying she got a college degree and can't remember what it is (amazingly, Chris calls her out on this), then that she's only finished high school. [[Slow-in-the-mind\|Chris accepts this]]. Chris thinks Julie is 24; she's 19. He [[mass debating\|likes the pictures Julie sent]]. He's reluctant to come to Ohio. Julie teaches him how to say "I am Gay" in <s>German</s> [[Molvanîa\|Molvanîan]]. Barb thinks Chris dedicates too much time to his [[trolls\|internet friends]] and not enough to her. Chris tries to postpone his Ohio trip until the tape runs out.

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MachPunch at 01:25, 11 January 2011

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MachPunch at 20:21, 14 December 2010

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	{{Main\|BlueSpike PSN Chat 2}}		{{Main\|BlueSpike PSN Chat 2}}
	This chat opens with [[Julie]] trying to persuade a reluctant [[Chris]] to visit his dying [[Aunt Corrina]]. They talk about [[Sarah Jackson]] being murdered by [[Optimus Prime]] in [[Sonichu 8\|''Sonichu'' #8]], and Chris has the gall to claim that "that could be any truck". Chris reads [[Sonichu (comic)\|''Sonichu'']] spoilers until the chat ends.		This chat opens with [[Julie]] trying to persuade a reluctant [[Chris]] to visit his dying Aunt Corrina. They talk about [[Sarah Jackson]] being murdered by [[Optimus Prime]] in [[Sonichu 8\|''Sonichu'' #8]], and Chris has the gall to claim that "that could be any truck". Chris reads [[Sonichu (comic)\|''Sonichu'']] spoilers until the chat ends.

	===3===		===3===

	{{Main\|BlueSpike PSN Chat 3}}		{{Main\|BlueSpike PSN Chat 3}}
	The most notorious of the BlueSpike chats. It starts with [[Chris]] revealing how [[homo]] images, thoughts and voices appear in his head. He moves onto his [[sex toys]], including his [[Kimmi\|love]] [[Officer Nasty\|dolls]] and the usage of his [[homo\|vibrator and anal beads]]. Julie then asks for his full sexual history. This is mostly a story of his discovery of [[mass debating\|masturbation]], what he uses to aid it and how he [[honest content\|talks to his parents about it]]. [[BlueSpike]] makes no effort to disguise his voice throughout this entire chat, so Chris reveals his most intimate of secrets to a person with a voice that is totally different from, and more masculine than his actual [[sweetheart]].		The most notorious of the BlueSpike chats. It starts with Chris revealing how [[homo]] images, thoughts and voices appear in his head. He moves onto his [[sex toys]], including his [[Kimmi\|love]] [[Officer Nasty\|dolls]] and the usage of his [[homo\|vibrator and anal beads]]. Julie then asks for his full sexual history. This is mostly a story of his discovery of [[mass debating\|masturbation]], what he uses to aid it and how he [[honest content\|talks to his parents about it]]. [[BlueSpike]] makes no effort to disguise his voice throughout this entire chat, so Chris reveals his most intimate of secrets to a person with a voice that is totally different from, and more masculine than his actual [[sweetheart]].

	===3.5===		===3.5===

	{{Main\|BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5}}		{{Main\|BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5}}
	In this chat, [[Julie]] asks [[Chris]] about his opinions on different [[chris and race\|ethnicities]]. Chris does various impersonations and sings [[Niggos\|"Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There"]] for Julie. They discuss Chris's [[Cherokian Clan\|heritage]] and [[Bob\|his]] [[Barb\|parents]]. Julie asks to talk to them, but [[Barb]] is asleep and [[Bob]] is doubtful of [[Molvania]] being a real country. Julie is furious at this and quits the chat. The trolls berate [[BlueSpike]] for squandering the opportunity to talk to Bob.		In this chat, [[Julie]] asks Chris about his opinions on different [[chris and race\|ethnicities]]. Chris does various impersonations and sings [[Niggos\|"Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There"]] for Julie. They discuss Chris's [[Cherokian Clan\|heritage]] and [[Bob\|his]] [[Barb\|parents]]. Julie asks to talk to them, but [[Barb]] is asleep and [[Bob]] is doubtful of [[Molvania]] being a real country. Julie is furious at this and quits the chat. The trolls berate [[BlueSpike]] for squandering the opportunity to talk to Bob.

	===3.7===		===3.7===

	{{Main\|BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7}}		{{Main\|BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7}}
	[[Julie]] apologizes for quitting the chat, and starts to talk to [[Bob]]. Bob talks about his life, career and travels. He apologizes for doubting [[Molvania]]. He mentions [[Chris]]'s lack of perspective on the world and his disinterest in where anything is. He confirms that he is part Cherokee. He tells Julie that she can talk to him any time, and they part. The [[trolls]] listening in love Bob and approve of the conversation.		Julie apologizes for quitting the chat, and starts to talk to Bob. Bob talks about his life, career and travels. He apologizes for doubting [[Molvania]]. He mentions [[Chris]]'s lack of perspective on the world and his disinterest in where anything is. He confirms that he is part Cherokee. He tells Julie that she can talk to him any time, and they part. The [[trolls]] listening in love Bob and approve of the conversation.

	===4===		===4===
	{{Main\|BlueSpike PSN Chat 4}}		{{Main\|BlueSpike PSN Chat 4}}
	In the final chat, [[Chris]] asks [[Julie]] about her education level, at [[Bob]]'s request. She contradicts herself, saying she got a college degree and can't remember what it is (amazingly, Chris calls her out on this), then that she's only finished high school. [[Slow-in-the-mind\|Chris accepts this]]. Chris thinks Julie is 24; she's 19. He [[mass debating\|likes the pictures Julie sent]]. He's reluctant to come to Ohio. Julie teaches him how to say "I am Gay" in <s>German</s> [[Molvanîa\|Molvanîan]]. [[Barb]] thinks Chris dedicates too much time to his [[trolls\|internet friends]] and not enough to her. Chris tries to postpone his Ohio trip until the tape runs out.		In the final chat, Chris asks Julie about her education level, at Bob's request. She contradicts herself, saying she got a college degree and can't remember what it is (amazingly, Chris calls her out on this), then that she's only finished high school. [[Slow-in-the-mind\|Chris accepts this]]. Chris thinks Julie is 24; she's 19. He [[mass debating\|likes the pictures Julie sent]]. He's reluctant to come to Ohio. Julie teaches him how to say "I am Gay" in <s>German</s> [[Molvanîa\|Molvanîan]]. Barb thinks Chris dedicates too much time to his [[trolls\|internet friends]] and not enough to her. Chris tries to postpone his Ohio trip until the tape runs out.

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