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	Hey, Julie! [[Molvanîa\|Zlkavszka]]. Ah yeah, good, you're on me. Alright, alright... you do that, mmmm. [''Two Windows beeps and several licking sounds''] Oh... [''rustling, possibly taking off clothes; five rapid Windows beeps''] Ooooh...! Oh-ho-ho! Alright, yeah, I'm [''indistinct''] clothes.		Hey, Julie! [[Molvanîa\|Zlkavszka]]. Ah yeah, good, you're on me. Alright, alright... you do that, mmmm. [''Two Windows beeps and several licking sounds''] Oh... [''rustling, possibly taking off clothes; five rapid Windows beeps''] Ooooh...! Oh-ho-ho! Alright, yeah, I'm [''indistinct''] clothes.

	Ok. Yep, I'm lying on the bed... do what you will...mmkay. Ahhhhh...I could take a good guess... very horny. Believe me, I've been very horny... before. Ohhh! Hhhh...oh my...oh my...mmmm...actually, I'm breathing okay...mmm...oh yeah. Cause is--cause it got stiff...for you. Mmmmm...ahhh, ahhh yeah. Mmm...''(spits on his hands)''...mmm.		Ok. Yep, I'm lying on the bed... do what you will...mmkay. Ahhhhh...I could take a good guess... very horny. Believe me, I've been very horny... before. [''knocking sound''] Ohhh! Hhhh...oh my...oh my...mmmm...actually, I'm breathing okay...mmm...oh yeah. Cause is--cause it got stiff...for you. Mmmmm...ahhh, ahhh yeah. Mmm...''(spits on his hands)''...mmm.

	Okay, I'm licking your pussy while you're sitting on my face. Oh boy...hhhh...mmmmm...mmmm...oh...okay, but you know, just so you know, I learned that farts- farts on one's face causes [[heterochromia\|pink-eye]]. Ali- alri- alright, I'll let it go this time. I don't touch my eyes all that much anyway, but this time yeah....		Okay, I'm licking your pussy while you're sitting on my face. Oh boy...hhhh...mmmmm...mmmm...oh...okay, but you know, just so you know, I learned that farts- farts on one's face causes [[heterochromia\|pink-eye]]. Ali- alri- alright, I'll let it go this time. I don't touch my eyes all that much anyway, but this time yeah....

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	{{Honest}}		{{Honest}}
	{{quote\|<poem>The [[Sweetheart\|couples of the world]] kiss,		{{quote\|<poem>The [[Sweetheart\|couples of the world]] kiss,
	But unfortunately for [[~~Chris~~\|few]],		But unfortunately for [[Christian Weston Chandler\|few]],
	They are interrupted by [[Borb\|their parents]].</poem>\|Chris, in a love poem he wrote in High School exactly nine years before. GodBear could not have planned it better.<ref>[[Valentines Day Hymn]]</ref>}}		They are interrupted by [[Borb\|their parents]].</poem>\|Chris, in a love poem he wrote in High School exactly nine years before. GodBear could not have planned it better.<ref>[[Valentines Day Hymn]]</ref>}}

	'''Bob Walks In''' is the most famous of the [[Julie]] cybersex chats, in which Chris is caught [[mass debating]] by his late father, [[Bob]].		'''Bob Walks In''' is the most famous of the [[Julie]] cybersex chats, in which Chris is caught [[mass debating]] by his late father, [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]].

	==Background==		==Background==

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	At the time of this particular chat, the Chandler family [[14 Branchland Court\|home]] only had one [[computers\|computer]], and it was in the [[Chris's kitchen\|kitchen]]. This means that every time Chris wanted to engage in cybersex, he would be doing it in the middle of a place where people prepare food, and probably wouldn't want [[navy]] dripping all over it.		At the time of this particular chat, the Chandler family [[14 Branchland Court\|home]] only had one [[computers\|computer]], and it was in the [[Chris's kitchen\|kitchen]]. This means that every time Chris wanted to engage in cybersex, he would be doing it in the middle of a place where people prepare food, and probably wouldn't want [[navy]] dripping all over it.

	On [[February 2009\|Valentine's Night, 2009]], Chris was on an e-date with his then-sweetheart Julie, and once again engaged in some hot furry sex, similar to the [[CWC Cums for a Cat\|night before]]. Chris was moaning sexy, sweaty nothings into the microphone as he furiously pounded his [[Chris and health\|bent]] [[duck]]. ~~Unbeknown~~ to Chris, trolls were tipped off that he was mass debating and were dedicated to having Chris experience an awkward moment that would require Bob to see his son stroking his pickle, yelling like a horny [[Slow-in-the-minds\|slow-in-the-mind]]. Four calls were made, the first three failing as Bob told them that Chris was "sleeping" (even though Chris was screaming "JULAAAAY" at the time). [[Miscreants]] agent [[Trolls#Bryan_Bash\|Bryan Bash]] provided the final call, stating "OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM!".		On [[February 2009\|Valentine's Night, 2009]], Chris was on an e-date with his then-sweetheart Julie, and once again engaged in some hot furry sex, similar to the [[CWC Cums for a Cat\|night before]]. Chris was moaning sexy, sweaty nothings into the microphone as he furiously pounded his [[Chris and health\|bent]] [[duck]]. Unbeknownst to Chris, trolls were tipped off that he was mass debating and were dedicated to having Chris experience an awkward moment that would require Bob to see his son stroking his pickle, yelling like a horny [[Slow-in-the-minds\|slow-in-the-mind]]. Four calls were made, the first three failing as Bob told them that Chris was "sleeping" (even though Chris was screaming "JULAAAAY" at the time). [[Miscreants]] agent [[Trolls#Bryan_Bash\|Bryan Bash]] provided the final call, stating "OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM!".

	Within seconds, Bob dropped the phone, ran up the stairs, and walked into his son's most intimate moment, being justifiably horrified. In a rare moment of parental authority, he threatened to punish Chris by "cuttin' [[Chris and the Internet\|the Internet]] down right now." Chris, used to having things his way throughout his whole life, was appalled, confused, and no longer aroused. The recording ends after Bob's many futile attempts to shut down the computer finally succeed.		Within seconds, Bob dropped the phone, ran up the stairs, and walked into his son's most intimate moment, being justifiably horrified. In a rare moment of parental authority, he threatened to punish Chris by "cuttin' [[Chris and the Internet\|the Internet]] down right now." Chris, used to having things his way throughout his whole life, was appalled, confused, and no longer aroused. The recording ends after Bob's many futile attempts to shut down the computer finally succeed.

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	On [[February 2009\|Valentine's Night, 2009]], Chris was on an e-date with his then-sweetheart Julie, and once again engaged in some hot furry sex, similar to the [[CWC Cums for a Cat\|night before]]. Chris was moaning sexy, sweaty nothings into the microphone as he furiously pounded his [[Chris and health\|bent]] [[duck]]. Unbeknown to Chris, trolls were tipped off that he was mass debating and were dedicated to having Chris experience an awkward moment that would require Bob to see his son stroking his pickle, yelling like a horny [[Slow-in-the-minds\|slow-in-the-mind]]. Four calls were made, the first three failing as Bob told them that Chris was "sleeping" (even though Chris was screaming "JULAAAAY" at the time). [[Miscreants]] agent [[Trolls#Bryan_Bash\|Bryan Bash]] provided the final call, stating "OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM!".		On [[February 2009\|Valentine's Night, 2009]], Chris was on an e-date with his then-sweetheart Julie, and once again engaged in some hot furry sex, similar to the [[CWC Cums for a Cat\|night before]]. Chris was moaning sexy, sweaty nothings into the microphone as he furiously pounded his [[Chris and health\|bent]] [[duck]]. Unbeknown to Chris, trolls were tipped off that he was mass debating and were dedicated to having Chris experience an awkward moment that would require Bob to see his son stroking his pickle, yelling like a horny [[Slow-in-the-minds\|slow-in-the-mind]]. Four calls were made, the first three failing as Bob told them that Chris was "sleeping" (even though Chris was screaming "JULAAAAY" at the time). [[Miscreants]] agent [[Trolls#Bryan_Bash\|Bryan Bash]] provided the final call, stating "OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM!".

	Within seconds, Bob dropped the phone, ran up the stairs, and walked into his son's most intimate moment, being justifiably horrified. In a rare moment of parental authority, he threatened to punish Chris by "cuttin' [[Internet\|the Internet]] down right now." Chris, used to having things his way throughout his whole life, was appalled, confused, and no longer aroused. The recording ends after Bob's many futile attempts to shut down the computer finally succeed.		Within seconds, Bob dropped the phone, ran up the stairs, and walked into his son's most intimate moment, being justifiably horrified. In a rare moment of parental authority, he threatened to punish Chris by "cuttin' [[Chris and the Internet\|the Internet]] down right now." Chris, used to having things his way throughout his whole life, was appalled, confused, and no longer aroused. The recording ends after Bob's many futile attempts to shut down the computer finally succeed.

	This can be considered the pinnacle of the ongoing CWC saga, as it represents a moment where Chris actually feels negative repercussions for his Internet behavior. It contains many memorable lines and is the height of emotional drama.		This can be considered the pinnacle of the ongoing CWC saga, as it represents a moment where Chris actually feels negative repercussions for his Internet behavior. It contains many memorable lines and is the height of emotional drama.

MorbidlyObeseFeline: /* The Climax */ adding illustration of the event

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			[[Image:BobWalksInComic.png\|thumb\|right\|140px\|Artists depiction of the event.]]

	=== Transcript ===		=== Transcript ===

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	At the time of this particular chat, the Chandler family [[14 Branchland Court\|home]] only had one [[computers\|computer]], and it was in the [[Chris's kitchen\|kitchen]]. This means that every time Chris wanted to engage in cybersex, he would be doing it in the middle of a place where people prepare food, and probably wouldn't want [[navy]] dripping all over it.		At the time of this particular chat, the Chandler family [[14 Branchland Court\|home]] only had one [[computers\|computer]], and it was in the [[Chris's kitchen\|kitchen]]. This means that every time Chris wanted to engage in cybersex, he would be doing it in the middle of a place where people prepare food, and probably wouldn't want [[navy]] dripping all over it.

	On [[February 2009\|Valentine's Night, 2009]], Chris was on a e-date with his then-sweetheart Julie, and once again engaged in some hot furry sex, similar to the [[CWC Cums for a Cat\|night before]]. Chris was moaning sexy, sweaty nothings into the microphone as he furiously pounded his [[Chris and health\|bent]] [[duck]]. Unbeknown to Chris, trolls were tipped off that he was mass debating and were dedicated to having Chris experience an awkward moment that would require Bob to see his son stroking his pickle, yelling like a horny [[Slow-in-the-minds\|slow-in-the-mind]]. Four calls were made, the first three failing as Bob told them that Chris was "sleeping" (even though Chris was screaming "JULAAAAY" at the time). [[Miscreants]] agent [[Trolls#Bryan_Bash\|Bryan Bash]] provided the final call, stating "OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM!".		On [[February 2009\|Valentine's Night, 2009]], Chris was on an e-date with his then-sweetheart Julie, and once again engaged in some hot furry sex, similar to the [[CWC Cums for a Cat\|night before]]. Chris was moaning sexy, sweaty nothings into the microphone as he furiously pounded his [[Chris and health\|bent]] [[duck]]. Unbeknown to Chris, trolls were tipped off that he was mass debating and were dedicated to having Chris experience an awkward moment that would require Bob to see his son stroking his pickle, yelling like a horny [[Slow-in-the-minds\|slow-in-the-mind]]. Four calls were made, the first three failing as Bob told them that Chris was "sleeping" (even though Chris was screaming "JULAAAAY" at the time). [[Miscreants]] agent [[Trolls#Bryan_Bash\|Bryan Bash]] provided the final call, stating "OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM!".

	Within seconds, Bob dropped the phone, ran up the stairs and walked into his son's most intimate moment, being justifiably horrified. In a rare moment of parental authority, he threatened to punish Chris by "cuttin' [[Internet\|the Internet]] down right now." Chris, used to having things his way throughout his whole life, was appalled, confused and no longer aroused. The recording ends after Bob's many futile attempts to shut down the computer finally succeed.		Within seconds, Bob dropped the phone, ran up the stairs, and walked into his son's most intimate moment, being justifiably horrified. In a rare moment of parental authority, he threatened to punish Chris by "cuttin' [[Internet\|the Internet]] down right now." Chris, used to having things his way throughout his whole life, was appalled, confused, and no longer aroused. The recording ends after Bob's many futile attempts to shut down the computer finally succeed.

	This can be considered the pinnacle of the ongoing CWC saga, as it represents a moment where Chris actually feels negative repercussions for his Internet behavior. It contains many memorable lines and is the height of emotional drama.		This can be considered the pinnacle of the ongoing CWC saga, as it represents a moment where Chris actually feels negative repercussions for his Internet behavior. It contains many memorable lines and is the height of emotional drama.
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	== Prelude ==		== Prelude ==
	The following is Chris's phone sex session with Julie prior to Bob walking in. Throughout this whole audio, Chris bangs into stuff and whacks his keyboard while mass debating and making slurping sounds, suggesting Chris fails at performing even imaginary cunnilingus. If you value your sanity, it is advised that you do not read this transcript, because Chris's session is supposedly sexy, but in all fairness, just isn't.		The following is Chris's phone sex session with Julie prior to Bob walking in. Throughout this whole audio, Chris bangs into stuff and whacks his keyboard while mass debating and making slurping sounds, suggesting Chris fails at performing even imaginary cunnilingus. If you value your sanity, it is advised that you do not read this transcript because Chris's session is supposedly sexy, but in all fairness, just isn't.

	=== Chris Gets Started ===		=== Chris Gets Started ===

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	{{References}}		{{References}}
			{{JulieSaga}}
	{{FanChats}}		{{FanChats}}
	[[Category:Julie Saga]]		[[Category:Julie Saga]]

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	==Background==		==Background==
	[[Image:Aiko-Chris's New Bird.jpg\|thumb\|right\|140px\|What Chris imagines Julie looks like...]]		[[Image:Aiko-Chris's New Bird.jpg\|thumb\|right\|140px\|What Chris imagines Julie looks like...]]
	~~The~~ Chandler family [[14 Branchland Court\|home]] only had one [[computers\|computer]], and it was in the [[Chris's kitchen\|kitchen]]. This means that every time Chris wanted to engage in cybersex, he would be doing it in the middle of a place where people prepare food, and probably wouldn't want [[navy]] dripping all over it.		At the time of this particular chat, the Chandler family [[14 Branchland Court\|home]] only had one [[computers\|computer]], and it was in the [[Chris's kitchen\|kitchen]]. This means that every time Chris wanted to engage in cybersex, he would be doing it in the middle of a place where people prepare food, and probably wouldn't want [[navy]] dripping all over it.

	On [[February 2009\|Valentine's Night, 2009]], Chris was on a e-date with his then-sweetheart Julie, and once again engaged in some hot furry sex, similar to the [[CWC Cums for a Cat\|night before]]. Chris was moaning sexy, sweaty nothings into the microphone as he furiously pounded his [[Chris and health\|bent]] [[duck]]. Unbeknown to Chris, trolls were tipped off that he was mass debating and were dedicated to having Chris experience an awkward moment that would require Bob to see his son stroking his pickle, yelling like a horny [[Slow-in-the-minds\|slow-in-the-mind]]. Four calls were made, the first three failing as Bob told them that Chris was "sleeping" (even though Chris was screaming "JULAAAAY" at the time). [[Miscreants]] agent [[Trolls#Bryan_Bash\|Bryan Bash]] provided the final call, stating "OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM!".		On [[February 2009\|Valentine's Night, 2009]], Chris was on a e-date with his then-sweetheart Julie, and once again engaged in some hot furry sex, similar to the [[CWC Cums for a Cat\|night before]]. Chris was moaning sexy, sweaty nothings into the microphone as he furiously pounded his [[Chris and health\|bent]] [[duck]]. Unbeknown to Chris, trolls were tipped off that he was mass debating and were dedicated to having Chris experience an awkward moment that would require Bob to see his son stroking his pickle, yelling like a horny [[Slow-in-the-minds\|slow-in-the-mind]]. Four calls were made, the first three failing as Bob told them that Chris was "sleeping" (even though Chris was screaming "JULAAAAY" at the time). [[Miscreants]] agent [[Trolls#Bryan_Bash\|Bryan Bash]] provided the final call, stating "OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM!".

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	==Background==		==Background==
	[[Image:Aiko-Chris's New Bird.jpg\|thumb\|right\|140px\|What Chris imagines Julie looks like...]]		[[Image:Aiko-Chris's New Bird.jpg\|thumb\|right\|140px\|What Chris imagines Julie looks like...]]
	The Chandler family [[14 Branchland Court\|home]] only had one [[computers\|computer]], and it was in the [[Chris's kitchen\|kitchen]]. This means that every time Chris wanted to engage in cybersex, he would be ~~spanking~~ it in the middle of a place where people prepare food, and ~~don~~'t want [[navy]] dripping all over ~~the bloody thing~~.		The Chandler family [[14 Branchland Court\|home]] only had one [[computers\|computer]], and it was in the [[Chris's kitchen\|kitchen]]. This means that every time Chris wanted to engage in cybersex, he would be doing it in the middle of a place where people prepare food, and probably wouldn't want [[navy]] dripping all over it.

	On [[February 2009\|Valentine's Night, 2009]], Chris was on a ~~hot~~ e-date with his ~~ONE, TRUE AND HONEST SWEETHEART~~ Julie, and once again engaged in some hot furry sex, similar to the [[CWC Cums for a Cat\|night before]]. Chris was moaning sexy, sweaty nothings into the microphone as he furiously pounded his [[Chris and health\|bent]] [[duck]]. Unbeknown to Chris, trolls were tipped off that ~~Chris~~ was ~~firing some [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|knuckle children]]~~ and were dedicated to having Chris experience an awkward moment that would require Bob to see his son stroking his pickle, yelling like a horny [[Slow-in-the-minds\|slow-in-the-mind]]. Four calls were made, the first three failing as Bob told them that Chris was "sleeping" (even though Chris was screaming "JULAAAAY" at the time). [[Miscreants]] agent [[Trolls#Bryan_Bash\|Bryan Bash]] provided the final call, stating "OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM!".		On [[February 2009\|Valentine's Night, 2009]], Chris was on a e-date with his then-sweetheart Julie, and once again engaged in some hot furry sex, similar to the [[CWC Cums for a Cat\|night before]]. Chris was moaning sexy, sweaty nothings into the microphone as he furiously pounded his [[Chris and health\|bent]] [[duck]]. Unbeknown to Chris, trolls were tipped off that he was mass debating and were dedicated to having Chris experience an awkward moment that would require Bob to see his son stroking his pickle, yelling like a horny [[Slow-in-the-minds\|slow-in-the-mind]]. Four calls were made, the first three failing as Bob told them that Chris was "sleeping" (even though Chris was screaming "JULAAAAY" at the time). [[Miscreants]] agent [[Trolls#Bryan_Bash\|Bryan Bash]] provided the final call, stating "OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM!".

	Within seconds, Bob dropped the phone, ran up the stairs and walked into his son's most intimate moment, being justifiably horrified. In a rare moment of parental authority, he threatened to punish Chris by "cuttin' [[Internet\|the Internet]] down right now." Chris, used to having things his way throughout his whole life, was appalled, confused and no longer aroused. The recording ends after Bob's many futile attempts to shut down the computer finally succeed.		Within seconds, Bob dropped the phone, ran up the stairs and walked into his son's most intimate moment, being justifiably horrified. In a rare moment of parental authority, he threatened to punish Chris by "cuttin' [[Internet\|the Internet]] down right now." Chris, used to having things his way throughout his whole life, was appalled, confused and no longer aroused. The recording ends after Bob's many futile attempts to shut down the computer finally succeed.

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	The Chandler family [[14 Branchland Court\|home]] only had one [[computers\|computer]], and it was in the [[Chris's kitchen\|kitchen]]. This means that every time Chris wanted to engage in cybersex, he would be spanking it in the middle of a place where people prepare food, and don't want [[navy]] dripping all over the bloody thing.		The Chandler family [[14 Branchland Court\|home]] only had one [[computers\|computer]], and it was in the [[Chris's kitchen\|kitchen]]. This means that every time Chris wanted to engage in cybersex, he would be spanking it in the middle of a place where people prepare food, and don't want [[navy]] dripping all over the bloody thing.

	On [[February 2009\|Valentine's Night, 2009]], Chris was on a hot e-date with his ONE, TRUE AND HONEST SWEETHEART Julie, and once again engaged in some hot furry sex, similar to the [[CWC Cums for a Cat\|night before]]. Chris was moaning sexy, sweaty nothings into the microphone as he furiously pounded his [[Chris and health\|bent]] [[duck]]. Unbeknown to Chris, trolls were tipped off that Chris was firing some [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|knuckle children]] and were dedicated to having Chris experience an awkward moment that would require Bob to see his son stroking his pickle, yelling like a horny ~~retard~~. Four calls were made, the first three failing as Bob told them that Chris was "sleeping" (even though Chris was screaming "JULAAAAY" at the time). [[Miscreants]] agent [[Trolls#Bryan_Bash\|Bryan Bash]] provided the final call, stating "OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM!".		On [[February 2009\|Valentine's Night, 2009]], Chris was on a hot e-date with his ONE, TRUE AND HONEST SWEETHEART Julie, and once again engaged in some hot furry sex, similar to the [[CWC Cums for a Cat\|night before]]. Chris was moaning sexy, sweaty nothings into the microphone as he furiously pounded his [[Chris and health\|bent]] [[duck]]. Unbeknown to Chris, trolls were tipped off that Chris was firing some [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|knuckle children]] and were dedicated to having Chris experience an awkward moment that would require Bob to see his son stroking his pickle, yelling like a horny [[Slow-in-the-minds\|slow-in-the-mind]]. Four calls were made, the first three failing as Bob told them that Chris was "sleeping" (even though Chris was screaming "JULAAAAY" at the time). [[Miscreants]] agent [[Trolls#Bryan_Bash\|Bryan Bash]] provided the final call, stating "OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM!".

	Within seconds, Bob dropped the phone, ran up the stairs and walked into his son's most intimate moment, being justifiably horrified. In a rare moment of parental authority, he threatened to punish Chris by "cuttin' [[Internet\|the Internet]] down right now." Chris, used to having things his way throughout his whole life, was appalled, confused and no longer aroused. The recording ends after Bob's many futile attempts to shut down the computer finally succeed.		Within seconds, Bob dropped the phone, ran up the stairs and walked into his son's most intimate moment, being justifiably horrified. In a rare moment of parental authority, he threatened to punish Chris by "cuttin' [[Internet\|the Internet]] down right now." Chris, used to having things his way throughout his whole life, was appalled, confused and no longer aroused. The recording ends after Bob's many futile attempts to shut down the computer finally succeed.

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	At the time of this particular chat, the Chandler family [[14 Branchland Court\|home]] only had one [[computers\|computer]], and it was in the [[Chris's kitchen\|kitchen]]. This means that every time Chris wanted to engage in cybersex, he would be doing it in the middle of a place where people prepare food, and probably wouldn't want [[navy]] dripping all over it.		At the time of this particular chat, the Chandler family [[14 Branchland Court\|home]] only had one [[computers\|computer]], and it was in the [[Chris's kitchen\|kitchen]]. This means that every time Chris wanted to engage in cybersex, he would be doing it in the middle of a place where people prepare food, and probably wouldn't want [[navy]] dripping all over it.

	On [[February 2009\|Valentine's Night, 2009]], Chris was on an e-date with his then-sweetheart Julie, and once again engaged in some hot furry sex, similar to the [[CWC Cums for a Cat\|night before]]. Chris was moaning sexy, sweaty nothings into the microphone as he furiously pounded his [[Chris and health\|bent]] [[duck]]. ~~Unbeknown~~ to Chris, trolls were tipped off that he was mass debating and were dedicated to having Chris experience an awkward moment that would require Bob to see his son stroking his pickle, yelling like a horny [[Slow-in-the-minds\|slow-in-the-mind]]. Four calls were made, the first three failing as Bob told them that Chris was "sleeping" (even though Chris was screaming "JULAAAAY" at the time). [[Miscreants]] agent [[Trolls#Bryan_Bash\|Bryan Bash]] provided the final call, stating "OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM!".		On [[February 2009\|Valentine's Night, 2009]], Chris was on an e-date with his then-sweetheart Julie, and once again engaged in some hot furry sex, similar to the [[CWC Cums for a Cat\|night before]]. Chris was moaning sexy, sweaty nothings into the microphone as he furiously pounded his [[Chris and health\|bent]] [[duck]]. Unbeknownst to Chris, trolls were tipped off that he was mass debating and were dedicated to having Chris experience an awkward moment that would require Bob to see his son stroking his pickle, yelling like a horny [[Slow-in-the-minds\|slow-in-the-mind]]. Four calls were made, the first three failing as Bob told them that Chris was "sleeping" (even though Chris was screaming "JULAAAAY" at the time). [[Miscreants]] agent [[Trolls#Bryan_Bash\|Bryan Bash]] provided the final call, stating "OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM!".

	Within seconds, Bob dropped the phone, ran up the stairs, and walked into his son's most intimate moment, being justifiably horrified. In a rare moment of parental authority, he threatened to punish Chris by "cuttin' [[Chris and the Internet\|the Internet]] down right now." Chris, used to having things his way throughout his whole life, was appalled, confused, and no longer aroused. The recording ends after Bob's many futile attempts to shut down the computer finally succeed.		Within seconds, Bob dropped the phone, ran up the stairs, and walked into his son's most intimate moment, being justifiably horrified. In a rare moment of parental authority, he threatened to punish Chris by "cuttin' [[Chris and the Internet\|the Internet]] down right now." Chris, used to having things his way throughout his whole life, was appalled, confused, and no longer aroused. The recording ends after Bob's many futile attempts to shut down the computer finally succeed.

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	==Background==		==Background==
	[[Image:Aiko-Chris's New Bird.jpg\|thumb\|right\|140px\|What Chris imagines Julie looks like...]]		[[Image:Aiko-Chris's New Bird.jpg\|thumb\|right\|140px\|What Chris imagines Julie looks like...]]
	The Chandler family [[14 Branchland Court\|home]] only had one [[computers\|computer]], and it was in the [[Chris's kitchen\|kitchen]]. This means that every time Chris wanted to engage in cybersex, he would be ~~spanking~~ it in the middle of a place where people prepare food, and ~~don~~'t want [[navy]] dripping all over ~~the bloody thing~~.		The Chandler family [[14 Branchland Court\|home]] only had one [[computers\|computer]], and it was in the [[Chris's kitchen\|kitchen]]. This means that every time Chris wanted to engage in cybersex, he would be doing it in the middle of a place where people prepare food, and probably wouldn't want [[navy]] dripping all over it.

	On [[February 2009\|Valentine's Night, 2009]], Chris was on a ~~hot~~ e-date with his ~~ONE, TRUE AND HONEST SWEETHEART~~ Julie, and once again engaged in some hot furry sex, similar to the [[CWC Cums for a Cat\|night before]]. Chris was moaning sexy, sweaty nothings into the microphone as he furiously pounded his [[Chris and health\|bent]] [[duck]]. Unbeknown to Chris, trolls were tipped off that ~~Chris~~ was ~~firing some [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|knuckle children]]~~ and were dedicated to having Chris experience an awkward moment that would require Bob to see his son stroking his pickle, yelling like a horny [[Slow-in-the-minds\|slow-in-the-mind]]. Four calls were made, the first three failing as Bob told them that Chris was "sleeping" (even though Chris was screaming "JULAAAAY" at the time). [[Miscreants]] agent [[Trolls#Bryan_Bash\|Bryan Bash]] provided the final call, stating "OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM!".		On [[February 2009\|Valentine's Night, 2009]], Chris was on a e-date with his then-sweetheart Julie, and once again engaged in some hot furry sex, similar to the [[CWC Cums for a Cat\|night before]]. Chris was moaning sexy, sweaty nothings into the microphone as he furiously pounded his [[Chris and health\|bent]] [[duck]]. Unbeknown to Chris, trolls were tipped off that he was mass debating and were dedicated to having Chris experience an awkward moment that would require Bob to see his son stroking his pickle, yelling like a horny [[Slow-in-the-minds\|slow-in-the-mind]]. Four calls were made, the first three failing as Bob told them that Chris was "sleeping" (even though Chris was screaming "JULAAAAY" at the time). [[Miscreants]] agent [[Trolls#Bryan_Bash\|Bryan Bash]] provided the final call, stating "OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM!".

	Within seconds, Bob dropped the phone, ran up the stairs and walked into his son's most intimate moment, being justifiably horrified. In a rare moment of parental authority, he threatened to punish Chris by "cuttin' [[Internet\|the Internet]] down right now." Chris, used to having things his way throughout his whole life, was appalled, confused and no longer aroused. The recording ends after Bob's many futile attempts to shut down the computer finally succeed.		Within seconds, Bob dropped the phone, ran up the stairs and walked into his son's most intimate moment, being justifiably horrified. In a rare moment of parental authority, he threatened to punish Chris by "cuttin' [[Internet\|the Internet]] down right now." Chris, used to having things his way throughout his whole life, was appalled, confused and no longer aroused. The recording ends after Bob's many futile attempts to shut down the computer finally succeed.

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	The Chandler family [[14 Branchland Court\|home]] only had one [[computers\|computer]], and it was in the [[Chris's kitchen\|kitchen]]. This means that every time Chris wanted to engage in cybersex, he would be spanking it in the middle of a place where people prepare food, and don't want [[navy]] dripping all over the bloody thing.		The Chandler family [[14 Branchland Court\|home]] only had one [[computers\|computer]], and it was in the [[Chris's kitchen\|kitchen]]. This means that every time Chris wanted to engage in cybersex, he would be spanking it in the middle of a place where people prepare food, and don't want [[navy]] dripping all over the bloody thing.

	On [[February 2009\|Valentine's Night, 2009]], Chris was on a hot e-date with his ONE, TRUE AND HONEST SWEETHEART Julie, and once again engaged in some hot furry sex, similar to the [[CWC Cums for a Cat\|night before]]. Chris was moaning sexy, sweaty nothings into the microphone as he furiously pounded his [[Chris and health\|bent]] [[duck]]. Unbeknown to Chris, trolls were tipped off that Chris was firing some [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|knuckle children]] and were dedicated to having Chris experience an awkward moment that would require Bob to see his son stroking his pickle, yelling like a horny ~~retard~~. Four calls were made, the first three failing as Bob told them that Chris was "sleeping" (even though Chris was screaming "JULAAAAY" at the time). [[Miscreants]] agent [[Trolls#Bryan_Bash\|Bryan Bash]] provided the final call, stating "OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM!".		On [[February 2009\|Valentine's Night, 2009]], Chris was on a hot e-date with his ONE, TRUE AND HONEST SWEETHEART Julie, and once again engaged in some hot furry sex, similar to the [[CWC Cums for a Cat\|night before]]. Chris was moaning sexy, sweaty nothings into the microphone as he furiously pounded his [[Chris and health\|bent]] [[duck]]. Unbeknown to Chris, trolls were tipped off that Chris was firing some [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|knuckle children]] and were dedicated to having Chris experience an awkward moment that would require Bob to see his son stroking his pickle, yelling like a horny [[Slow-in-the-minds\|slow-in-the-mind]]. Four calls were made, the first three failing as Bob told them that Chris was "sleeping" (even though Chris was screaming "JULAAAAY" at the time). [[Miscreants]] agent [[Trolls#Bryan_Bash\|Bryan Bash]] provided the final call, stating "OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM!".

	Within seconds, Bob dropped the phone, ran up the stairs and walked into his son's most intimate moment, being justifiably horrified. In a rare moment of parental authority, he threatened to punish Chris by "cuttin' [[Internet\|the Internet]] down right now." Chris, used to having things his way throughout his whole life, was appalled, confused and no longer aroused. The recording ends after Bob's many futile attempts to shut down the computer finally succeed.		Within seconds, Bob dropped the phone, ran up the stairs and walked into his son's most intimate moment, being justifiably horrified. In a rare moment of parental authority, he threatened to punish Chris by "cuttin' [[Internet\|the Internet]] down right now." Chris, used to having things his way throughout his whole life, was appalled, confused and no longer aroused. The recording ends after Bob's many futile attempts to shut down the computer finally succeed.