Boyfriend-free girl - Revision history

WarnerBro at 19:54, 18 March 2026

2026-03-18T19:54:12Z

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	==Etymology==		==Etymology==
	This is what Chris calls single white women. He wants one to make into a "[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]".		This is what Chris calls single [[Chris and race\|white]] women. He wants one to make into a "[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]".

	Chris emphasizes the "boyfriend-free" part as nearly every girl he asks out has a boyfriend for some bizarre reason. One possible explanation is that a [[gal pal]], hoping to kindly but firmly deter Chris from hitting on her, would claim she has a boyfriend, even if she doesn't. It seems that the very presence of Chris can cause a woman to spontaneously grow a boyfriend, or [[JERKS\|jerk]]. Also, the fact that "boy" is the first part of what he seeks may be perpetually thwarting his attempts to [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE\|stay straight]].		Chris emphasizes the "boyfriend-free" part as nearly every girl he asks out has a boyfriend for some bizarre reason. One possible explanation is that a [[gal pal]], hoping to kindly but firmly deter Chris from hitting on her, would claim she has a boyfriend, even if she doesn't. It seems that the very presence of Chris can cause a woman to spontaneously grow a boyfriend, or [[JERKS\|jerk]]. Also, the fact that "boy" is the first part of what he seeks may be perpetually thwarting his attempts to [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE\|stay straight]].

WarnerBro at 22:27, 22 October 2023

2023-10-22T22:27:13Z

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	Chris emphasizes the "boyfriend-free" part as nearly every girl he asks out has a boyfriend for some bizarre reason. One possible explanation is that a [[gal pal]], hoping to kindly but firmly deter Chris from hitting on her, would claim she has a boyfriend, even if she doesn't. It seems that the very presence of Chris can cause a woman to spontaneously grow a boyfriend, or [[JERKS\|jerk]]. Also, the fact that "boy" is the first part of what he seeks may be perpetually thwarting his attempts to [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE\|stay straight]].		Chris emphasizes the "boyfriend-free" part as nearly every girl he asks out has a boyfriend for some bizarre reason. One possible explanation is that a [[gal pal]], hoping to kindly but firmly deter Chris from hitting on her, would claim she has a boyfriend, even if she doesn't. It seems that the very presence of Chris can cause a woman to spontaneously grow a boyfriend, or [[JERKS\|jerk]]. Also, the fact that "boy" is the first part of what he seeks may be perpetually thwarting his attempts to [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE\|stay straight]].

	Chris also fears "gals" that have boyfriends, a condition he calls [[noviophobia]]. Whether he excludes "boyfriend-free girls" who are boyfriend-free for a [[homos\|reason]] from the usage is up to debate, however, it is likely that he either forgets that not all women are straight, or he believes that his [[obesity\|manly]] [[women's rights\|charm]] can instantly turn women straight.		Chris also fears "gals" that have boyfriends, a condition he calls [[noviophobia]]. Whether he excludes "boyfriend-free girls" who are boyfriend-free for a [[homos\|reason]] from the usage is up to debate, however, it is likely that he either forgets that not all women are straight, or he [[Chris and his ego\|believes]] that his [[obesity\|manly]] [[women's rights\|charm]] can instantly turn women straight.

	In late [[October 2009]], Chris's standards took a step down yet again. Chris became [[Rape\|infatuated]] with [[Liquid Chris]]'s girlfriend [[Kacey]], going so far as to say he [[I Love You Kacey\|loved her]] in a grainy [[YouTube]] video, where he did not sound the least bit desperate at all. Days later, Chris [[For Kacey II\|asked her out]] via YouTube, which is a totally mature and appropriate way for a 27-year-old man to ask a woman out on a date.		In late [[October 2009]], Chris's standards took a step down yet again. Chris became [[Rape\|infatuated]] with [[Liquid Chris]]'s girlfriend [[Kacey]], going so far as to say he [[I Love You Kacey\|loved her]] in a grainy [[YouTube]] video, where he did not sound the least bit desperate at all. Days later, Chris [[For Kacey II\|asked her out]] via YouTube, which is a totally mature and appropriate way for a 27-year-old man to ask a woman out on a date.

Cereally: image already used in sweetheart article, don't need to use it twice

2023-10-04T01:16:55Z

image already used in sweetheart article, don't need to use it twice

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	~~[[File:Boyfriend-free girls.jpg\|thumb\|Boyfriend-free girls surround Chris.]]~~

	'''Boyfriend-free girl''' is a [[CWC-isms\|peculiar turn of phrase]] that [[Chris]] uses. Obviously, it refers to a girl who is single.		'''Boyfriend-free girl''' is a [[CWC-isms\|peculiar turn of phrase]] that [[Chris]] uses. Obviously, it refers to a girl who is single.

KingClark: /* Etymology */

2021-04-30T09:07:22Z

Etymology

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	Although Chris has done [[ShecameforCWC.JPG\|disturbing things]] in the name of [[Megan Schroeder\|unrequited love]] before, and has previously been infatuated with a [[Sarah Nicole Hammer\|woman]] in a committed relationship, this was his first serious attempt to break up a couple for his own personal gain. To this end, he also [[For Chris\|created yet another video]] where he described himself as a [[True and Loyal Fanbase\|popular]], [[nudes\|attractive]], [[Chris and anger\|even-tempered]] individual who [[Chris and the Law\|makes good choices]] and [[Twin Falling Towers\|has a strong moral compass]].		Although Chris has done [[ShecameforCWC.JPG\|disturbing things]] in the name of [[Megan Schroeder\|unrequited love]] before, and has previously been infatuated with a [[Sarah Nicole Hammer\|woman]] in a committed relationship, this was his first serious attempt to break up a couple for his own personal gain. To this end, he also [[For Chris\|created yet another video]] where he described himself as a [[True and Loyal Fanbase\|popular]], [[nudes\|attractive]], [[Chris and anger\|even-tempered]] individual who [[Chris and the Law\|makes good choices]] and [[Twin Falling Towers\|has a strong moral compass]].

	tl;dr: Chris ~~now~~ believes he can steal people's girlfriends by making crappy YouTube videos full of lies and sexual innuendo.		TL;DR: Chris actually believes he can steal people's girlfriends by making crappy YouTube videos full of lies and sexual innuendo.

	==This Chris sounds like a stud. Where do I sign up?==		==This Chris sounds like a stud. Where do I sign up?==

Superspongebobbros: /* This Chris sounds like a stud. Where do I sign up? */ providing a more recent link

2020-08-02T02:24:31Z

This Chris sounds like a stud. Where do I sign up?: providing a more recent link

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	==This Chris sounds like a stud. Where do I sign up?==		==This Chris sounds like a stud. Where do I sign up?==

	[[Sweetheart\|Click here]] if you wish to pursue becoming a girlfriend of Christian. You can also [[~~Carlos Chantor~~\|pay him for sex]], too.		[[Sweetheart\|Click here]] if you wish to pursue becoming a girlfriend of Christian. You can also [[April 2018 social media posts#Will provide house tour and suck dicks for money\|pay him for sex]], too.

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	{{Love quest}}		{{Love quest}}
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Y0h 513nn R3n at 14:03, 17 January 2020

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	[[File:Boyfriend-free girls.jpg\|thumb\|Boyfriend-free girls surround Chris.]]		[[File:Boyfriend-free girls.jpg\|thumb\|Boyfriend-free girls surround Chris.]]

Y0h 513nn R3n at 13:58, 17 January 2020

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	[[File:Boyfriend-free girls.jpg\|thumb\|Boyfriend-free girls surround Chris.]]		[[File:Boyfriend-free girls.jpg\|thumb\|Boyfriend-free girls surround Chris.]]

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2015-02-10T18:04:03Z

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	[[~~Image~~:Boyfriend-free girls.jpg\|thumb\|Boyfriend-free girls ~~surrounding~~ Chris.]]		[[File:Boyfriend-free girls.jpg\|thumb\|Boyfriend-free girls surround Chris.]]

	'''Boyfriend-free girl''' is a [[CWC-isms\|peculiar turn of phrase]] that [[Chris]] uses. Obviously, it refers to a girl who is single.		'''Boyfriend-free girl''' is a [[CWC-isms\|peculiar turn of phrase]] that [[Chris]] uses. Obviously, it refers to a girl who is single.
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	==This Chris sounds like a stud. Where do I sign up?==		==This Chris sounds like a stud. Where do I sign up?==

	[[~~sweetheart~~\|Click here]] if you wish to pursue becoming a girlfriend of Christian. You can also [[Carlos Chantor\|pay him for sex]], too.		[[Sweetheart\|Click here]] if you wish to pursue becoming a girlfriend of Christian. You can also [[Carlos Chantor\|pay him for sex]], too.

	{{CWC-isms}}		{{CWC-isms}}
	{{Love quest}}		{{Love quest}}
	[[Category:CWC-isms]]		[[Category:CWC-isms]]

Dynamic Dragon: /* Etymology */

2013-04-10T15:15:48Z

Etymology

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	In late [[October 2009]], Chris's standards took a step down yet again. Chris became [[Rape\|infatuated]] with [[Liquid Chris]]'s girlfriend [[Kacey]], going so far as to say he [[I Love You Kacey\|loved her]] in a grainy [[YouTube]] video, where he did not sound the least bit desperate at all. Days later, Chris [[For Kacey II\|asked her out]] via YouTube, which is a totally mature and appropriate way for a 27-year-old man to ask a woman out on a date.		In late [[October 2009]], Chris's standards took a step down yet again. Chris became [[Rape\|infatuated]] with [[Liquid Chris]]'s girlfriend [[Kacey]], going so far as to say he [[I Love You Kacey\|loved her]] in a grainy [[YouTube]] video, where he did not sound the least bit desperate at all. Days later, Chris [[For Kacey II\|asked her out]] via YouTube, which is a totally mature and appropriate way for a 27-year-old man to ask a woman out on a date.

	Although Chris has done [[ShecameforCWC.JPG\|disturbing things]] in the name of [[Megan Schroeder\|unrequited love]] before, and has previously been infatuated with a [[Sarah Nicole Hammer\|woman]] in a committed relationship, this was his first serious attempt to break up a couple for his own personal gain. To this end, he also [[For Chris\|created yet another video]] where he described himself as a [[True and Loyal Fanbase\|popular]], [[~~sweetheart~~\|attractive]], [[Chris and anger\|even-tempered]] individual who [[Chris and the Law\|makes good choices]] and [[Twin Falling Towers\|has a strong moral compass]].		Although Chris has done [[ShecameforCWC.JPG\|disturbing things]] in the name of [[Megan Schroeder\|unrequited love]] before, and has previously been infatuated with a [[Sarah Nicole Hammer\|woman]] in a committed relationship, this was his first serious attempt to break up a couple for his own personal gain. To this end, he also [[For Chris\|created yet another video]] where he described himself as a [[True and Loyal Fanbase\|popular]], [[nudes\|attractive]], [[Chris and anger\|even-tempered]] individual who [[Chris and the Law\|makes good choices]] and [[Twin Falling Towers\|has a strong moral compass]].

	tl;dr: Chris now believes he can steal people's girlfriends by making crappy YouTube videos full of lies and sexual innuendo.		tl;dr: Chris now believes he can steal people's girlfriends by making crappy YouTube videos full of lies and sexual innuendo.

Dynamic Dragon at 15:02, 10 April 2013

2013-04-10T15:02:40Z

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	In late [[October 2009]], Chris's standards took a step down yet again. Chris became [[Rape\|infatuated]] with [[Liquid Chris]]'s girlfriend [[Kacey]], going so far as to say he [[I Love You Kacey\|loved her]] in a grainy [[YouTube]] video, where he did not sound the least bit desperate at all. Days later, Chris [[For Kacey II\|asked her out]] via YouTube, which is a totally mature and appropriate way for a 27-year-old man to ask a woman out on a date.		In late [[October 2009]], Chris's standards took a step down yet again. Chris became [[Rape\|infatuated]] with [[Liquid Chris]]'s girlfriend [[Kacey]], going so far as to say he [[I Love You Kacey\|loved her]] in a grainy [[YouTube]] video, where he did not sound the least bit desperate at all. Days later, Chris [[For Kacey II\|asked her out]] via YouTube, which is a totally mature and appropriate way for a 27-year-old man to ask a woman out on a date.

	Although Chris has done [[ShecameforCWC.JPG\|disturbing things]] in the name of [[Megan Schroeder\|unrequited love]] before, and has previously been infatuated with a [[Sarah Nicole Hammer\|woman]] in a committed relationship, this was his first serious attempt to break up a couple for his own personal gain. To this end, he also [[For Chris\|created yet another video]] where he described himself as a [[True and Loyal Fanbase\|popular]], [[~~Chris and reality~~\|attractive]], [[Chris and anger\|even-tempered]] individual who [[Chris and the Law\|makes good choices]] and [[Twin Falling Towers\|has a strong moral compass]].		Although Chris has done [[ShecameforCWC.JPG\|disturbing things]] in the name of [[Megan Schroeder\|unrequited love]] before, and has previously been infatuated with a [[Sarah Nicole Hammer\|woman]] in a committed relationship, this was his first serious attempt to break up a couple for his own personal gain. To this end, he also [[For Chris\|created yet another video]] where he described himself as a [[True and Loyal Fanbase\|popular]], [[sweetheart\|attractive]], [[Chris and anger\|even-tempered]] individual who [[Chris and the Law\|makes good choices]] and [[Twin Falling Towers\|has a strong moral compass]].

	tl;dr: Chris now believes he can steal people's girlfriends by making crappy YouTube videos full of lies and sexual innuendo.		tl;dr: Chris now believes he can steal people's girlfriends by making crappy YouTube videos full of lies and sexual innuendo.

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	Chris emphasizes the "boyfriend-free" part as nearly every girl he asks out has a boyfriend for some bizarre reason. One possible explanation is that a [[gal pal]], hoping to kindly but firmly deter Chris from hitting on her, would claim she has a boyfriend, even if she doesn't. It seems that the very presence of Chris can cause a woman to spontaneously grow a boyfriend, or [[JERKS\|jerk]]. Also, the fact that "boy" is the first part of what he seeks may be perpetually thwarting his attempts to [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE\|stay straight]].		Chris emphasizes the "boyfriend-free" part as nearly every girl he asks out has a boyfriend for some bizarre reason. One possible explanation is that a [[gal pal]], hoping to kindly but firmly deter Chris from hitting on her, would claim she has a boyfriend, even if she doesn't. It seems that the very presence of Chris can cause a woman to spontaneously grow a boyfriend, or [[JERKS\|jerk]]. Also, the fact that "boy" is the first part of what he seeks may be perpetually thwarting his attempts to [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE\|stay straight]].

	Chris also fears "gals" that have boyfriends, a condition he calls [[noviophobia]]. Whether he excludes "boyfriend-free girls" who are boyfriend-free for a [[homos\|reason]] from the usage is up to debate, however, it is likely that he either forgets that not all women are straight, or he believes that his [[obesity\|manly]] [[women's rights\|charm]] can instantly turn women straight.		Chris also fears "gals" that have boyfriends, a condition he calls [[noviophobia]]. Whether he excludes "boyfriend-free girls" who are boyfriend-free for a [[homos\|reason]] from the usage is up to debate, however, it is likely that he either forgets that not all women are straight, or he [[Chris and his ego\|believes]] that his [[obesity\|manly]] [[women's rights\|charm]] can instantly turn women straight.

	In late [[October 2009]], Chris's standards took a step down yet again. Chris became [[Rape\|infatuated]] with [[Liquid Chris]]'s girlfriend [[Kacey]], going so far as to say he [[I Love You Kacey\|loved her]] in a grainy [[YouTube]] video, where he did not sound the least bit desperate at all. Days later, Chris [[For Kacey II\|asked her out]] via YouTube, which is a totally mature and appropriate way for a 27-year-old man to ask a woman out on a date.		In late [[October 2009]], Chris's standards took a step down yet again. Chris became [[Rape\|infatuated]] with [[Liquid Chris]]'s girlfriend [[Kacey]], going so far as to say he [[I Love You Kacey\|loved her]] in a grainy [[YouTube]] video, where he did not sound the least bit desperate at all. Days later, Chris [[For Kacey II\|asked her out]] via YouTube, which is a totally mature and appropriate way for a 27-year-old man to ask a woman out on a date.