CWC Responds to a bully named Johan - Revision history

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	'''CWC Responds to a bully named Johan''' is a [[YouTube]] video Chris uploaded on the 28th of May 2016. Chris explains how he has been bullied by a troll named [[Johan]] after getting a [[Tomgirl\|lesbian]] couple to accept fathering his child, only for them to back out due to Johan pointing out Chris is [[Autism\|autistic]] and in turn, Chris sensibly insinuating Johan has ~~AIDs~~ due to his supposed past as a gay pornographic actor. Chris roleplays his account of events with [[Lego]] minifigures while squeezed under a child's school desk. The ordeal is acted out in ramblings which become little more than background noise because he chose to play loud dubstep music over his speech, resulting in him being barely audible.		'''CWC Responds to a bully named Johan''' is a [[YouTube]] video Chris uploaded on the 28th of May 2016. Chris explains how he has been bullied by a troll named [[Johan]] after getting a [[Tomgirl\|lesbian]] couple to accept fathering his child, only for them to back out due to Johan pointing out Chris is [[Autism\|autistic]] and in turn, Chris sensibly insinuating Johan has AIDS due to his supposed past as a gay pornographic actor. Chris roleplays his account of events with [[Lego]] minifigures while squeezed under a child's school desk. The ordeal is acted out in ramblings which become little more than background noise because he chose to play loud dubstep music over his speech, resulting in him being barely audible.
	Chris seems to be acting the way he did before the [[Liquid Chris]] saga, claiming he is being bullied by doing impersonations of his foes and recounting any times trolls have made him do embarrassing things, even naming [[Megan Schroeder]].		Chris seems to be acting the way he did before the [[Liquid Chris]] saga, claiming he is being bullied by doing impersonations of his foes and recounting any times trolls have made him do embarrassing things, even naming [[Megan Schroeder]].

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	*[[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]]		*[[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]]

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	{{quote\|We are talking gibberish with this guy 'cause we don't remember exactly everything that was said\|Ever the reliable narrator}}		{{quote\|We are talking gibberish with this guy 'cause we don't remember exactly everything that was said\|Ever the reliable narrator}}

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	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> The original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, that's me.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> The original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, that's me.

	<font color="#DF0174">'''Chris as Johan:'''</font> Er, well I got dirt on you. [''overexaggerated stuttering''] You haven't leaned about this bad thing ya did.		<font color="#DF0174">'''Chris as Johan:'''</font> Er, well I got [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|dirt]] on you. [''overexaggerated stuttering''] You haven't leaned about this bad thing ya did.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh, what? [''pauses to pose minifig''] you mean [[Cakefarts\|that time I sat bare-ass on a cake]]?... sat bare ass on a cake? What do ya think about that?		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh, what? [''pauses to pose minifig''] you mean [[Cakefarts\|that time I sat bare-ass on a cake]]?... sat bare ass on a cake? What do ya think about that?
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	Possibly lethal as say, something like AAAAIIIIDSSS!?!		Possibly lethal as say, something like AAAAIIIIDSSS!?!

	And yet, among the discussion that was talked about earlier... he said that he had no STDs... but the way he acted and behaved and all that... apparently he told filfey lies! ~~filthy~~ lies! He lied!		And yet, among the discussion that was talked about earlier... he said that he had no STDs... but the way he acted and behaved and all that... apparently he told filfey lies! Filthy lies! He lied!

	So, with that, we'll leave it at that. Everybody in the audience: yes'm high functioning autistic. But you know what? Even a normal person, normal father, normal mother, whichever, can give birth to an autisti- an autistic child. And it's just about as much risk as me because I'm high functioning autistic, high functioning. so therefore, hi- there's a higher- probability of a child being normal, so there.		So, with that, we'll leave it at that. Everybody in the audience: yes'm high functioning autistic. But you know what? Even a normal person, normal father, normal mother, whichever, can give birth to an autisti- an autistic child. And it's just about as much risk as me because I'm high functioning autistic, high functioning. so therefore, hi- there's a higher- probability of a child being normal, so there.

Abaddon at 09:51, 1 March 2021

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Abaddon at 09:36, 1 March 2021

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	[''Chris stares blankly at the desk while fidgeting''] Hello ladies and gentlemen on the [[Internet]] and my [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] [[fanbase]], this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from the room once again, and I'm about to tell ya a story that is direct and true... 'bout what happened recently. And it'll be demonstrated through... [[Lego\|the minifigures]].		[''Chris stares blankly at the desk while fidgeting''] Hello ladies and gentlemen on the [[Internet]] and my [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] [[fanbase]], this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from the room once again, and I'm about to tell ya a story that is direct and true... 'bout what happened recently. And it'll be demonstrated through... [[Lego\|the minifigures]].

	So, that's to tell you the truth. So, my associate has introduced me to a [[Homos\|lesbian]] couple who's looking to have their own little daughters... their little daughters, mkay? And they... [''unintelligible''] was delighted to be made to be designated as a parent. But unfortunately throughout the few weeks, the initial few weeks there were mis-communications and we ca- an- and it was kinda spotty catchin' up with one another and one of them wanted to be artificially but the other one wanted natural. But, tonight, uh, earlier tonight, they mutually settled on both being natural, so we were plannin' on settin' up... because, uh, earlier in that day, was there- I think mighta [''unintelligible''] second candidate though, so that left me feeling sad. But he didn't show up, and they liked the video that I sent them demonstrating my sexual prowess. I [''unintelligible''] quite... the acrobat.		So, that's to tell you the truth. So, my associate has introduced me to a [[Homos\|lesbian]] couple who's looking to have their own little daughters... their little daughters, mkay? And they... [''unintelligible''] was delighted to be made to be designated as a parent. But unfortunately throughout the few weeks, the initial few weeks there were mis-communications and we ca- an- and it was kinda spotty catchin' up with one another and one of them wanted to be artificially but the other one wanted natural. But, tonight, uh, earlier tonight, they mutually settled on both being natural, so we were plannin' on settin' up... because, uh, earlier in that day, was there- I think mighta [''unintelligible''] second candidate though, so that left me feeling sad. But he didn't show up, and they liked the video that I sent them demonstrating my sexual prowess. I [''unintelligible''] quite... the acrobat.

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	<font color="#DF0174">'''Chris as Johan:'''</font> Yeah, well, you know what? I'm gonna [''complete vocal diarrhea'']		<font color="#DF0174">'''Chris as Johan:'''</font> Yeah, well, you know what? I'm gonna [''complete vocal diarrhea'']

	[[''sigh'']] And a- anyway in the meanwhile they were tired of listening to all this and I was tired of listening to all this.		[''Commentating on the interaction''] [''[[Stress sigh\|sigh]]''] And a- anyway in the meanwhile they were tired of listening to all this and I was tired of listening to all this.

	<font color="#DF0174">'''Chris as Johan:'''</font> [''the sounds of Hell itself'']		<font color="#DF0174">'''Chris as Johan:'''</font> [''the sounds of Hell itself'']

	[''coughs and clears his throat''] So anyway, point is, uhmm [''sigh''] even though this challenge seemed quite pointless and unnecessary and time consuming I... teh... I, well let's do it, I accept your challenge.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''coughs and clears his throat''] So anyway, point is, uhmm [''sigh''] even though this challenge seemed quite pointless and unnecessary and time consuming I... teh... I, well let's do it, I accept your challenge.

	Finally, I'm gonna upload my video and I'm gonna outlast you. Bruh bah bra buh.		<font color="#DF0174">'''Chris as Johan:'''</font> Finally, I'm gonna upload my video and I'm gonna outlast you. Bruh bah bra buh.

	And fortunately I had already do- uh- made a video for la- for the lesbian couple, which pr- which demonstrated quite well my, acrobatic, sexual prowess, thats goes yet to be unappreciated especially since I was self-taught.... but anyway then so... talkintoma- so anyway, so we all left the chatroom and, yadda yadda yadda. I talked to my associate and a little birdie told em, a little birdie came in and, told me about- ooh- dark past about Mr. Johan. That's his name, Johanson, but as like to call 'em Johan. Hey everybody! look. it's Johan from the Smurfs. Hey! where's Peewee, Johan? Go ahead and make all the Smurf jokes you want! He laid so many s- he said he was a Smurftastic lay, or, satisfy ''thirty women''! He laid so many Smurfs, I wonder how many of them little smurfs he laid actually like this guy... and now everybody else! along with me or in your own words! make up your own Smurftastic jokes about Johan! Even the more obvious one that yall be making up in a moment when I tell you when ya hear that this little birdie told me cheep cheep cheep little birdie tell me the dirt! Okay, Here's the dirt.		[''Having finished his roleplay, Chris tells more of the story''] And fortunately I had already do- uh- made a video for la- for the lesbian couple, which pr- which demonstrated quite well my, acrobatic, sexual prowess, thats goes yet to be unappreciated especially since I was self-taught.... but anyway then so... talkintoma- so anyway, so we all left the chatroom and, yadda yadda yadda. I talked to my associate and a little birdie told em, a little birdie came in and, told me about- ooh- dark past about Mr. Johan. That's his name, Johanson, but as like to call 'em Johan. Hey everybody! look. it's Johan from the Smurfs. Hey! where's Peewee, Johan? Go ahead and make all the Smurf jokes you want! He laid so many s- he said he was a Smurftastic lay, or, satisfy ''thirty women''! He laid so many Smurfs, I wonder how many of them little smurfs he laid actually like this guy... and now everybody else! along with me or in your own words! make up your own Smurftastic jokes about Johan! Even the more obvious one that yall be making up in a moment when I tell you when ya hear that this little birdie told me cheep cheep cheep little birdie tell me the dirt! Okay, Here's the dirt.

	This guy, was... an ex... GAY PORNSTAR! Yep, laid with another male [''blubbery sex noises'']		This guy, was... an ex... GAY PORNSTAR! Yep, laid with another male. [''blubbery sex noises'']

	And, guess what? [''confused ogre noise''] aaanother big thing that's gonna take this g- is gonna take this... big- is gonna take this guy down a notch, guess what? He got FIRED from one of his... things. He got fired from one of his movies and you know why he got fired? Why? He failed the STD test!... and apparently in order to be fired from any porn act that STD had to be something lethal.		And, guess what? [''confused ogre noise''] aaanother big thing that's gonna take this g- is gonna take this... big- is gonna take this guy down a notch, guess what? He got FIRED from one of his... things. He got fired from one of his movies and you know why he got fired? Why? He failed the STD test!... and apparently in order to be fired from any porn act that STD had to be something lethal.

	Possibly lethal as say something like AAAAIIIIDSSS!?!		Possibly lethal as say, something like AAAAIIIIDSSS!?!

	And yet, among the discussion that was talked about earlier... he said that he had no STDs... but the way he acted and behaved and all that... apparently he told filfey lies! filthy lies! he lied!		And yet, among the discussion that was talked about earlier... he said that he had no STDs... but the way he acted and behaved and all that... apparently he told filfey lies! filthy lies! He lied!

	So, with that, we'll leave it at that. Everybody in the audience: yes'm high functioning autistic. But you know what? Even a normal person, normal father, normal mother, whichever, can give birth to an autisti- an autistic child. And it's just about as much risk as me because I'm high functioning autistic, high functioning. so therefore, hi- there's a higher- probability of a child being normal, so there.		So, with that, we'll leave it at that. Everybody in the audience: yes'm high functioning autistic. But you know what? Even a normal person, normal father, normal mother, whichever, can give birth to an autisti- an autistic child. And it's just about as much risk as me because I'm high functioning autistic, high functioning. so therefore, hi- there's a higher- probability of a child being normal, so there.

	So if your votes on... rather or not who has the better sexual style and activity, ability. Johan, by the way, did you do one of my- PEEWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... heh, Smur- Smurftastic. Anyway: this guy, or, me! And they have praised me as acrobatic! Truthfully so, thank you very much it was the hi- it made my night. Hear that. There will be a voting page coming up soon, and my video on this channel and his video on his channel. There will be links in the voting page.		So, if your votes on... rather or not who has the better sexual style and activity, ability. Johan, by the way, did you do one of my- PEEWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... heh, Smur- Smurftastic. Anyway: this guy, or, me! And they have praised me as acrobatic! Truthfully so, thank you very much it was the hi- it made my night. Hear that. There will be a voting page coming up soon, and my video on this channel and his video on his channel. There will be links in the voting page.

	So, that'll pretty much do it for now. Details coming soon. Thank you. Goodnight. [''babbling'']		So, that'll pretty much do it for now. Details coming soon. Thank you. Goodnight. [''babbling'']