CWC Update 4 March 2009 - Revision history

Ayumu Kasuga at 18:55, 21 January 2026

2026-01-21T18:55:49Z

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	"'''CWC Update 4 March 2009'''" (officially "'''CWC Update 03042009'''" and entitled "'''Touch Me, I'm Sick'''" by [[YouTube#Fan archives and leaks\|TheCWCvilleLibrary]]) is a video in which [[Chris]], visibly distraught after [[Julie Reveals Herself\|the outing of]] [[Julie]], explains that he has been under a lot of [[stress]] lately. Chris says that instead of the medallion, he will be wearing his [[Amnyfest Ring\|high school ring]] from now on. He also revokes an earlier decree proclaiming [[BILLY MAYS]] to be the mayor of [[CWCville]].		"'''CWC Update 4 March 2009'''" (officially "'''CWC Update 03042009'''" and entitled "'''Touch Me, I'm Sick'''" by [[YouTube#Fan archives and leaks\|TheCWCvilleLibrary]]) is a video in which [[Chris]], visibly distraught after [[Julie Reveals Herself\|the outing of]] [[Julie]], explains that he has been under a lot of [[stress]] lately. Chris says that instead of the medallion, he will be wearing his [[Amnyfest Ring\|high school ring]] from now on. He also revokes an earlier decree proclaiming [[BILLY MAYS]] to be the mayor of [[CWCville]].

	In an epilogue (officially "'''ECV 00058'''"), Chris goes on to discuss Max Milvana blackmailing him into shoving his medallion up his ass.		In an epilogue (officially "'''ECV 00058'''"), Chris goes on to discuss Max Milvana blackmailing him into shoving his medallion up his ass. The video is no longer available on his channel, meaning it's likely that Chris probably removed it at some point.

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	\| previous = [[Ode To Julie]]		\| previous = [[Ode to Julie]]
	\| next = [[CWC_Update_4_March_2009#Epilogue\|CWC Calls Out Max]]		\| next = [[CWC_Update_4_March_2009#Epilogue\|CWC Calls Out Max]]
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	\| previous = [[~~For~~ Julie~~'s Eyes Only~~]]		\| previous = [[Ode To Julie]]
	\| next = [[CWC_Update_4_March_2009#Epilogue\|CWC Calls Out Max]]		\| next = [[CWC_Update_4_March_2009#Epilogue\|CWC Calls Out Max]]
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FromtheWordsofBR at 02:09, 28 February 2025

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	I wish to announce the na—the ''culprit'' who has, uh, ha—who has gotten into my, uh...Yahoo account, and took down [[CWC's Sonichu Site!\|the Sonichu and Rosechu site]]. His name is Max...Milvania. That's what he last told me. He may go by another name, but he neutrally goes by [[BlueSpike]] or LeonSpike.		I wish to announce the na—the ''culprit'' who has, uh, ha—who has gotten into my, uh...Yahoo account, and took down [[CWC's Sonichu Site!\|the Sonichu and Rosechu site]]. His name is Max...Milvania. That's what he last told me. He may go by another name, but he neutrally goes by [[BlueSpike]] or LeonSpike.

	[''sighs''] And he has, uh...made me...do certain things, like, uh...in order for me—in order to, uh, get my Yahoo back. But he has...failed to, uh, give me back my Yahoo...upon—after doing such things, uh, he asked me to, uh, cut up my medallion and '''shove it up my ass'''. He asked me to ~~shove 'em up~~ my '''dick''', which I have '''not'''. And he's just a nuisance, a ba—a bad nuisance. Terrible.		[''sighs''] And he has, uh...made me...do certain things, like, uh...in order for me—in order to, uh, get my Yahoo back. But he has...failed to, uh, give me back my Yahoo...upon—after doing such things, uh, he asked me to, uh, cut up my medallion and '''shove it up my ass'''. He asked me to show him off my '''dick''', which I have '''not'''. And he's just a nuisance, a ba—a bad nuisance. Terrible.

	If you s—if you s—if you come in contact with him...tell him to give me back my...Yahoo. And also, somebody: '''please''' give him a '''cold''' virus for me. [''coughs violently and sighs'']		If you s—if you s—if you come in contact with him...tell him to give me back my...Yahoo. And also, somebody: '''please''' give him a '''cold''' virus for me. [''coughs violently and sighs'']

Amanitie at 13:25, 30 April 2024

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KingClark at 19:09, 26 June 2023

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	{{quote\|BUGS BUNNY FOR 2009\|Angry[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean\|Jew]]ishMan commenting on a mondegreen at the start, [[YouTube]]}}		{{quote\|BUGS BUNNY FOR 2009\|Angry[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean\|Jew]]ishMan commenting on a mondegreen at the start, [[YouTube]]}}

	"'''CWC Update 4 March 2009'''" (officially "'''CWC Update 03042009'''" and entitled "'''Touch Me, I'm Sick'''" by [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]]) is a video in which [[Chris]], visibly distraught after [[Julie Reveals Herself\|the outing of]] [[Julie]], explains that he has been under a lot of [[stress]] lately. Chris says that instead of the medallion, he will be wearing his [[Amnyfest Ring\|high school ring]] from now on. He also revokes an earlier decree proclaiming [[BILLY MAYS]] to be the mayor of [[CWCville]].		"'''CWC Update 4 March 2009'''" (officially "'''CWC Update 03042009'''" and entitled "'''Touch Me, I'm Sick'''" by [[YouTube#Fan archives and leaks\|TheCWCvilleLibrary]]) is a video in which [[Chris]], visibly distraught after [[Julie Reveals Herself\|the outing of]] [[Julie]], explains that he has been under a lot of [[stress]] lately. Chris says that instead of the medallion, he will be wearing his [[Amnyfest Ring\|high school ring]] from now on. He also revokes an earlier decree proclaiming [[BILLY MAYS]] to be the mayor of [[CWCville]].

	In an epilogue (officially "'''ECV 00058'''"), Chris goes on to discuss Max Milvana blackmailing him into shoving his medallion up his ass.		In an epilogue (officially "'''ECV 00058'''"), Chris goes on to discuss Max Milvana blackmailing him into shoving his medallion up his ass.

PsychoNerd054 at 05:59, 21 March 2022

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FromtheWordsofBR at 18:16, 22 October 2021

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	{{quote\|BUGS BUNNY FOR 2009\|Angry[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean\|Jew]]ishMan commenting on a mondegreen at the start, [[YouTube]]}}		{{quote\|BUGS BUNNY FOR 2009\|Angry[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean\|Jew]]ishMan commenting on a mondegreen at the start, [[YouTube]]}}

	"'''CWC Update 4 March 2009'''" (officially "'''CWC Update 03042009'''" and entitled "'''Touch Me, I'm Sick'''" by [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]]) is a video in which [[Chris]], visibly distraught after [[Julie Reveals Herself\|the outing of]] [[Julie]], explains that he has been under a lot of [[stress]] lately. Chris says that instead of the medallion, he will be wearing his [[Amnyfest Ring\|high school ring]] from now on. He also revokes an earlier decree proclaiming [[BILLY MAYS]] to be the mayor of [[CWCville]].		"'''CWC Update 4 March 2009'''" (officially "'''CWC Update 03042009'''" and entitled "'''Touch Me, I'm Sick'''" by [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]]) is a video in which [[Chris]], visibly distraught after [[Julie Reveals Herself\|the outing of]] [[Julie]], explains that he has been under a lot of [[stress]] lately. Chris says that instead of the medallion, he will be wearing his [[Amnyfest Ring\|high school ring]] from now on. He also revokes an earlier decree proclaiming [[BILLY MAYS]] to be the mayor of [[CWCville]].

	In an ~~Epilogue~~ (officially "'''ECV 00058'''"), Chris goes on to discuss Max Milvana blackmailing him into shoving his medallion up his ass.		In an epilogue (officially "'''ECV 00058'''"), Chris goes on to discuss Max Milvana blackmailing him into shoving his medallion up his ass.

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	=== Transcript ===		=== Transcript ===
	~~Log’s~~ date: March 2009. [''note: Chris is presumably saying "[[Captain's Log]], Stardate: March 4, 2009", but the first three seconds of the video are corrupt; inhales deeply'']		Log's date: March 2009. [''note: Chris is presumably saying "[[Captain's Log]], Stardate: March 4, 2009", but the first three seconds of the video are corrupt; inhales deeply'']

	I have been under so much stress lately, and I've been suffering from a s—[''abrupt jump cut'']—like a '''bug'''. Y’know?		I have been under so much stress lately, and I've been suffering from a s—[''abrupt jump cut'']—like a '''bug'''. Y’know?
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	And, uh, also, I, Christian Weston Chandler, am '''still''' the mayor of CWCville...although rumors are flying a—have been flying around, I’ve noticed, about, uh, some guy named Billy '''Mays'''? I don't even know who the—'''that guy is!'''		And, uh, also, I, Christian Weston Chandler, am '''still''' the mayor of CWCville...although rumors are flying a—have been flying around, I’ve noticed, about, uh, some guy named Billy '''Mays'''? I don't even know who the—'''that guy is!'''

	So, anyway, I'm still the mayor of CWCville! Until I ~~say—IN~~ THE ~~COMICS—or~~ in a video—otherwise.		So, anyway, I'm still the mayor of CWCville! Until I say - IN THE COMICS - or in a video—otherwise.

	So, I leave y’all with all that while I still recover from my virus...have a good day.		So, I leave y’all with all that while I still recover from my virus...have a good day.

	==Epilogue==		==Epilogue==


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	—on the Internet.		—on the Internet.

	I wish to announce the na—the ''culprit'' who has, uh, ha—who has gotten into my, uh...Yahoo! account, and took down [[CWC's Sonichu Site!\|the Sonichu and Rosechu site]]. His name is ~~Max…~~ Milvania. That's what he last told me. He may go by another name, but he neutrally goes by [[BlueSpike]] or LeonSpike.		I wish to announce the na—the ''culprit'' who has, uh, ha—who has gotten into my, uh...Yahoo account, and took down [[CWC's Sonichu Site!\|the Sonichu and Rosechu site]]. His name is Max...Milvania. That's what he last told me. He may go by another name, but he neutrally goes by [[BlueSpike]] or LeonSpike.

	[''sighs''] And he has, ~~uh…~~ made ~~me…~~ do certain things, like, ~~uh…~~ in order for me—in order to, uh, get my Yahoo! back. But he ~~has…~~ failed to, uh, give me back my Yahoo!… upon—after doing such things, uh, he asked me to, uh, cut up my medallion and '''shove it up my ass'''. He asked me to shove 'em up my '''dick''', which I have '''not'''. And he's just a nuisance, a ba—a bad nuisance. Terrible.		[''sighs''] And he has, uh...made me...do certain things, like, uh...in order for me—in order to, uh, get my Yahoo back. But he has...failed to, uh, give me back my Yahoo...upon—after doing such things, uh, he asked me to, uh, cut up my medallion and '''shove it up my ass'''. He asked me to shove 'em up my '''dick''', which I have '''not'''. And he's just a nuisance, a ba—a bad nuisance. Terrible.

	If you s—if you s—if you come in contact with ~~him…~~ tell him to give me back ~~my…~~ Yahoo!. And also, somebody: '''please''' give him a '''cold''' virus for me. [''coughs violently and sighs'']		If you s—if you s—if you come in contact with him...tell him to give me back my...Yahoo. And also, somebody: '''please''' give him a '''cold''' virus for me. [''coughs violently and sighs'']

	{{succession\|label=[[List of videos\|Chris's videos]]\|prevlink=[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]\|nextlink=[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]\|}}		{{succession\|label=[[List of videos\|Chris's videos]]\|prevlink=[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]\|nextlink=[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]\|}}

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	\| style = {{Tragedy\|text}}, {{Rage\|[[Anger]]}}		\| style = {{Tragedy\|text}}, {{Rage\|[[Anger]]}}

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