CWC Update 8 January 2009 - Revision history

Ayumu Kasuga at 18:17, 21 January 2026

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	"'''CWC Update 8 January 2009'''" (officially "'''CWC Update 010808'''" — yes, Chris seemingly failed to note the new year) is a video in which [[Christian]] issues a statement announcing the hacking of [[sonichu.net]] by [[Gregg Mays]], demanding that the site be restored. Other than that, very little in this message makes sense: Christian seems to say that he forced someone to fix the site, but still needs Gregg Mays to do something; he threatens to elicit the help of [[Jay Z]] but then questions whether this same person is a troll; and he declares his willingness to show his [[fangs]].		"'''CWC Update 8 January 2009'''" (officially "'''CWC Update 010808'''" — yes, Chris seemingly failed to note the new year) is a video in which [[Christian]] issues a statement announcing the hacking of [[sonichu.net]] by [[Gregg Mays]], demanding that the site be restored. Other than that, very little in this message makes sense: Christian seems to say that he forced someone to fix the site, but still needs Gregg Mays to do something; he threatens to elicit the help of [[Jay Z]] but then questions whether this same person is a troll; and he declares his willingness to show his [[fangs]].

			Chris eventually removed the video from his channel.

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Master: /* Video */

2025-11-12T04:28:54Z

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	\| subject = {{Website\|Sonichu.net}}		\| subject = {{Website\|Sonichu.net}}
	\| style = {{Rage\|text}}, {{Reason\|text}}		\| style = {{Rage\|text}}, {{Reason\|text}}
	\| saga = {{Miyamoto\|text}}		\| saga = {{Clyde\|text}}, {{Miyamoto\|text}}
	\| shirt = {{DarkRedShirt\|text}}		\| shirt = {{DarkRedShirt\|text}}
	\| previous = [[CWC AC: City Folk Update#Video\|CWC AC: City Folk Update]]		\| previous = [[CWC AC: City Folk Update#Video\|CWC AC: City Folk Update]]

Makuchi at 22:26, 12 August 2025

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PsychoNerd054: Chris definitely wasn't smart enough to know "James Zylberstein" was a nod to Jay Z.

2025-06-25T15:58:19Z

Chris definitely wasn't smart enough to know "James Zylberstein" was a nod to Jay Z.

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	=== Transcript ===		=== Transcript ===
	[[Image:Jay-z-400a060107.jpg\|thumb\|right\|~~What~~ Chris ~~probably thinks his~~ lawyer ~~looks like~~]]		[[Image:Jay-z-400a060107.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Chris's lawyer, unbeknownst to him.]]
	[[Captain's Log]], [[January 2009\|January 8th, 2009]]. [''inhales deeply'']		[[Captain's Log]], [[January 2009\|January 8th, 2009]]. [''inhales deeply'']

FokkerTISM at 15:14, 25 June 2025

2025-06-25T15:14:44Z

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	=== Transcript ===		=== Transcript ===
			[[Image:Jay-z-400a060107.jpg\|thumb\|right\|What Chris probably thinks his lawyer looks like]]
	[[Captain's Log]], [[January 2009\|January 8th, 2009]]. [''inhales deeply'']		[[Captain's Log]], [[January 2009\|January 8th, 2009]]. [''inhales deeply'']

PsychoNerd054 at 07:33, 16 March 2022

2022-03-16T07:33:16Z

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	\| subject = {{Website\|Sonichu.net}}		\| subject = {{Website\|Sonichu.net}}
	\| style = {{Rage\|text}}, {{Reason\|text}}		\| style = {{Rage\|text}}, {{Reason\|text}}
	\| saga = {{~~Clyde~~\|text}}		\| saga = {{Miyamoto\|text}}
	\| shirt = {{DarkRedShirt\|text}}		\| shirt = {{DarkRedShirt\|text}}
	\| previous = [[CWC AC: City Folk Update#Video\|CWC AC: City Folk Update]]		\| previous = [[CWC AC: City Folk Update#Video\|CWC AC: City Folk Update]]

Resrsc: /* Video */

2021-09-07T01:48:12Z

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	\| stardate = 8 [[January 2009]]		\| stardate = 8 [[January 2009]]
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KingClark: /* Video */

2020-10-31T02:17:02Z

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	\| saga = {{Clyde\|text}}		\| saga = {{Clyde\|text}}
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KingClark: /* Transcript */

2020-10-31T02:16:39Z

Transcript

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	{{RageQuote\|''SHOW MY [[Fangs\|FANGS]]!''}}		{{RageQuote\|''SHOW MY [[Fangs\|FANGS]]!''}}

	[''returns to seat and sighs''] But I digress...		[''returns to seat and [[Stress sigh\|sighs]]''] But I digress...

	Peace and love to all the rest of the Son—all the rest of the loyal Sonichu and [[Rosechu]] fans. Thank you for your patience.		Peace and love to all the rest of the Son—all the rest of the loyal Sonichu and [[Rosechu]] fans. Thank you for your patience.

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2020-10-31T02:15:32Z

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	[''groans''] If you do ''not'' re-upload sonichu.net… back to the way it was… before you even ''started''… [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD\|I will come down ''at'' you]]… with my boys from [[Nintendo]] and my big—and my lawyer man from the… big—and my lawyer man from Nintendo, [[Jay Z]]… [''assumes B-boy stance''] he gonna come down with ''his'' boys from Nintendo and the boys at Sega! They gonna rain d—they gonna track you ''down''. We're gonna punish you for what you did if you don't bring that—bring my website back up to the way it was!		[''groans''] If you do ''not'' re-upload sonichu.net… back to the way it was… before you even ''started''… [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD\|I will come down ''at'' you]]… with my boys from [[Nintendo]] and my big—and my lawyer man from the… big—and my lawyer man from Nintendo, [[Jay Z]]… [''assumes B-boy stance''] he gonna come down with ''his'' boys from Nintendo and the boys at Sega! They gonna rain d—they gonna track you ''down''. We're gonna punish you for what you did if you don't bring that—bring my website back up to the way it was!

	Jay Z, if you were the—one of the trolls that wanted a response… ''you're gettin' it'', so just listen to me, ya ''jerk!'' ''Re-upload it!'' Or we're gonna rain ''heckle'' on you, ’cause I'm not afraid to… [''moves very uncomfortably close to the camera for a canine close-up''] ~~'''~~''SHOW MY [[Fangs\|FANGS]]''~~'''!~~		Jay Z, if you were the—one of the trolls that wanted a response… ''you're gettin' it'', so just listen to me, ya ''jerk!'' ''Re-upload it!'' Or we're gonna rain ''heckle'' on you, ’cause I'm not afraid to… [''moves very uncomfortably close to the camera for a canine close-up'']

			{{RageQuote\|''SHOW MY [[Fangs\|FANGS]]!''}}

	[''returns to seat and sighs''] But I digress...		[''returns to seat and sighs''] But I digress...

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	\| subject = {{Website\|Sonichu.net}}		\| subject = {{Website\|Sonichu.net}}
	\| style = {{Rage\|text}}, {{Reason\|text}}		\| style = {{Rage\|text}}, {{Reason\|text}}
	\| saga = {{Miyamoto\|text}}		\| saga = {{Clyde\|text}}, {{Miyamoto\|text}}
	\| shirt = {{DarkRedShirt\|text}}		\| shirt = {{DarkRedShirt\|text}}
	\| previous = [[CWC AC: City Folk Update#Video\|CWC AC: City Folk Update]]		\| previous = [[CWC AC: City Folk Update#Video\|CWC AC: City Folk Update]]

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	\| subject = {{Website\|Sonichu.net}}		\| subject = {{Website\|Sonichu.net}}
	\| style = {{Rage\|text}}, {{Reason\|text}}		\| style = {{Rage\|text}}, {{Reason\|text}}
	\| saga = {{~~Clyde~~\|text}}		\| saga = {{Miyamoto\|text}}
	\| shirt = {{DarkRedShirt\|text}}		\| shirt = {{DarkRedShirt\|text}}
	\| previous = [[CWC AC: City Folk Update#Video\|CWC AC: City Folk Update]]		\| previous = [[CWC AC: City Folk Update#Video\|CWC AC: City Folk Update]]

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	\| style = {{Rage\|text}}		\| style = {{Rage\|text}}, {{Reason\|text}}
	\| saga = {{Clyde\|text}}		\| saga = {{Clyde\|text}}
	\| shirt = {{DarkRedShirt\|text}}		\| shirt = {{DarkRedShirt\|text}}