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	{{protip\|Send your mail from here to the Mailbag once you believe it is good enough and then delete it from this page. COOL THANKS.}}		This is an archive of '''Operation Mailbag''', a project by Cwckians to write letters that would get Chris to answer the most important questions possible. It produced [[Mailbag 13]].

			{{protip\|<del>Send your mail from here to the Mailbag once you believe it is good enough and then delete it from this page. COOL THANKS.</del>}}

	{{Email\|From: Gilbert Kieth Chesterson <FaithfulMan@yahoo.com>		{{Email\|From: Gilbert Kieth Chesterson <FaithfulMan@yahoo.com>

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	These guys' names are short for Nostalgia Critic and Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, in case Beat's Keeping Track still. --[[User:CWCAttack\|CWCAttack]] 00:27, 26 January 2010 (UTC)		These guys' names are short for Nostalgia Critic and Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, in case Beat's Keeping Track still. --[[User:CWCAttack\|CWCAttack]] 00:27, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

	{{Email\|From: Matthew Hopkins <~~wf_g~~@pooritan.~~net~~>		{{Email\|From: Matthew Hopkins <wfgeneral@pooritan.org>

	Hello, Christian!		Hello, Christian!

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	Speaking of her, is it any chance for Slaweel to get more time on Sonichu? Like, some fanservice art? Or even a special sub-episode? Heck, maybe even a spinoff comic of her adventures! She's such a wonderful original character!		Speaking of her, is it any chance for Slaweel to get more time on Sonichu? Like, some fanservice art? Or even a special sub-episode? Heck, maybe even a spinoff comic of her adventures! She's such a wonderful original character!

	Believe me, she's one of the most popular, if not THE most popular characters in the whole franchise! (Even ahead of maybe-more obvious favourites, like Sammy, Walter Grisby, and of course Bob!) I'm sure having more of Slaweel Ryam would help you turn back many of your fans who've recently abandoned you for the rivals' comics!		Believe me, she's one of the most popular, if not THE most popular characters in the whole franchise! (Even ahead of maybe-more obvious favourites, like Sammy, Walter Grisby, and of course Bob - I never liked THEM much, personally!) So I'm sure having more of Slaweel Ryam/Mary Lee Walsh would help you turn back many of your fans who've recently abandoned you for the rivals' comics!

	Think about it,		Think about it,

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	Speaking of her, is it any chance for Slaweel to get more time on Sonichu? Like, some fanservice art? Or even a special sub-episode? Heck, maybe even a spinoff comic of her adventures! She's such a wonderful original character!		Speaking of her, is it any chance for Slaweel to get more time on Sonichu? Like, some fanservice art? Or even a special sub-episode? Heck, maybe even a spinoff comic of her adventures! She's such a wonderful original character!

	Believe me, she's one of the most popular, if not THE most popular characters in the whole franchise! (Even ahead of maybe-more obvious favourites, like Sammy, Walter Grisby, and of course Bob!) I'm sure having ~~more~~ more of Slaweel Ryam would help you turn back many of your fans who've recently abandoned you for the rivals' comics!		Believe me, she's one of the most popular, if not THE most popular characters in the whole franchise! (Even ahead of maybe-more obvious favourites, like Sammy, Walter Grisby, and of course Bob!) I'm sure having more of Slaweel Ryam would help you turn back many of your fans who've recently abandoned you for the rivals' comics!

	Think about it,		Think about it,

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	I'm SO excited!		I'm SO excited!

	As a long-time fan of your comic, I must tell you how happy I am about the return of Slaweel Ryam! Slaweel the witch is my long-time favourite character: if not her I'd be probably reading Asperchu by now - but thanks to her alone I still prefer Sonichu over Alec's original creation!		As a long-time fan of your comic, I must tell you how happy I am about the return of Slaweel Ryam (Mary Lee Walsh)! Slaweel the witch is my long-time favourite character: if not her I'd be probably reading Asperchu by now - but thanks to her alone I still prefer Sonichu over Alec's original creation!

	Speaking of her, is it any chance for Slaweel to get more time on Sonichu? Like, some ~~fanserice~~ art? Or even a special sub-episode? Heck, maybe even a spinoff comic of her adventures! She's such a wonderful original character!		Speaking of her, is it any chance for Slaweel to get more time on Sonichu? Like, some fanservice art? Or even a special sub-episode? Heck, maybe even a spinoff comic of her adventures! She's such a wonderful original character!

	Believe me, she's one of the most popular, if not THE most popular characters in the whole franchise! (Even ahead of maybe-more obvious favourites, like ~~Jason Kendrick Howell~~, Walter Grisby, and of course Bob.) I'm sure having more more of Slaweel Ryam would help you turn back many of your fans who've recently abandoned you for the rivals' comics!		Believe me, she's one of the most popular, if not THE most popular characters in the whole franchise! (Even ahead of maybe-more obvious favourites, like Sammy, Walter Grisby, and of course Bob!) I'm sure having more more of Slaweel Ryam would help you turn back many of your fans who've recently abandoned you for the rivals' comics!

	Think about it,		Think about it,

Sonijew is back: witchhunter general mails christian about witches

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witchhunter general mails christian about witches

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	PS: Pardon my imperfect English, I'm from Great Wenham!}}		PS: Pardon my imperfect English, I'm from Great Wenham!}}

	[[Wikipedia:Matthew Hopkins\|Matthew]] loves 'em witches. He also loves exclamation marks. --[[User:Sonijew is back\|Sonijew is back]] 20:21, 30 January 2010 (UTC)		[[Wikipedia:Matthew Hopkins\|Matthew]] loves 'em witches. He also loves exclamation marks. --[[User:Sonijew is back\|Sonijew is back]] 20:22, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

Sonijew is back: witchhunter general mails christian about witches

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	If you delete this email, people will know. We're not stupid.}}		If you delete this email, people will know. We're not stupid.}}
	These guys' names are short for Nostalgia Critic and Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, in case Beat's Keeping Track still. --[[User:CWCAttack\|CWCAttack]] 00:27, 26 January 2010 (UTC)		These guys' names are short for Nostalgia Critic and Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, in case Beat's Keeping Track still. --[[User:CWCAttack\|CWCAttack]] 00:27, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

			{{Email\|From: Matthew Hopkins <wf_g@pooritan.net>

			Hello, Christian!

			I'm SO excited!

			As a long-time fan of your comic, I must tell you how happy I am about the return of Slaweel Ryam! Slaweel the witch is my long-time favourite character: if not her I'd be probably reading Asperchu by now - but thanks to her alone I still prefer Sonichu over Alec's original creation!

			Speaking of her, is it any chance for Slaweel to get more time on Sonichu? Like, some fanserice art? Or even a special sub-episode? Heck, maybe even a spinoff comic of her adventures! She's such a wonderful original character!

			Believe me, she's one of the most popular, if not THE most popular characters in the whole franchise! (Even ahead of maybe-more obvious favourites, like Jason Kendrick Howell, Walter Grisby, and of course Bob.) I'm sure having more more of Slaweel Ryam would help you turn back many of your fans who've recently abandoned you for the rivals' comics!

			Think about it,

			Your friend, Matt!

			PS: Pardon my imperfect English, I'm from Great Wenham!}}

			[[Wikipedia:Matthew Hopkins\|Matthew]] loves 'em witches. He also loves exclamation marks. --[[User:Sonijew is back\|Sonijew is back]] 20:21, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

CWCAttack at 00:27, 26 January 2010

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	''This is my first Mail for this operation, I hope I did everything well. Are we supposed to send these ourselves? Will they just be moved?'' [[User:Wtv\|Wtv]] 12:37, 23 January 2010 (UTC)		''This is my first Mail for this operation, I hope I did everything well. Are we supposed to send these ourselves? Will they just be moved?'' [[User:Wtv\|Wtv]] 12:37, 23 January 2010 (UTC)

			{{Email\|From: Nos Crit

			If all this happened before this Christian Love Day, wouldn't Asperchu or anything associated with him have existed yet?

			Jack Thaddeus and Clyde Cash didn't start trolling you before then, either, and Alec, Sean, and Mao were never heard of then.

			Asperpedia, Moon-Pals, Gay4Sonichu, Asperchu, and Metal Asperchu never existed until a year later, AFTER Christian Love Day.

			Also, Bush was still president during 2008, not Obama.}}

			{{Email\|From: Alex Solzhenitsein

			You told us Issue 10 takes place in 2008. BEFORE Obama became president, BEFORE Asperchu, Moon-Pals, and Asperpedia, BEFORE Clyde Cash, Jack Thaddeus, Sean, Mao, and Alec Benson Leary were ever heard of at all. If it really is 2008, how come you're going after all these people if they never done anything to you at all BEFORE 2009?

			From what I'm seeing, you care more about getting back at other people than pleasing your fans or making sense of your story.

			Also, we can see what other emails of other people you deleted in the Recent Changes page. They still exist, even after you delete them.

			If you delete this email, people will know. We're not stupid.}}
			These guys' names are short for Nostalgia Critic and Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, in case Beat's Keeping Track still. --[[User:CWCAttack\|CWCAttack]] 00:27, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

Wtv at 12:37, 23 January 2010

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	Just an idea I got based on a bit of truth. But really, how would this so called "gay gene" be passed on if it's impossible to procreate with the same sex, unless you're like a snail or something. Humans just can't do that. [[User:AsperGirl\|AsperGirl]] 20:50, 20 January 2010 (UTC)		Just an idea I got based on a bit of truth. But really, how would this so called "gay gene" be passed on if it's impossible to procreate with the same sex, unless you're like a snail or something. Humans just can't do that. [[User:AsperGirl\|AsperGirl]] 20:50, 20 January 2010 (UTC)


			{{Email\|From: Ernst Röhm <ernstroehm55@yahoo.com>

			Dear Christian,

			I heard you had a highschool reunion soon, I bet you are excited. I remember mine, which I had about a year ago. It was good to see all my old friends and foes again and find out what they were doing these days (as well as brag about my own exploits - I've come far in life since my school days)

			But as opposed to me, you are famous. That's something that will probably trigger some conversations! I do have an inquiry, however. I, for one, and I'm sure many other loyal fans would like to know more about the reunion, I'm sure you understand.

			1) When is the reunion?
			2) Will you videotape it in some manner for your fans?
			3) What do you look most forward to about it?
			4) Will you give us a summary of how it went?
			5) Who are you most excited to meet again (you can name multiple people if you want) and why?

			Sincerely,

			Ernst}}
			''This is my first Mail for this operation, I hope I did everything well. Are we supposed to send these ourselves? Will they just be moved?'' [[User:Wtv\|Wtv]] 12:37, 23 January 2010 (UTC)

Beat at 17:33, 21 January 2010

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	I'm kind of upset you deleted my E-mail. I followed all of your rules for it. I didn't ask about Asperger Syndrome, talk about homosexuality, make any references to the comic you don't like, or anything. All I asked was a simple question. I expected at least some sort of answer.		I'm kind of upset you deleted my E-mail. I followed all of your rules for it. I didn't ask about Asperger Syndrome, talk about homosexuality, make any references to the comic you don't like, or anything. All I asked was a simple question. I expected at least some sort of answer.

	~~Honestly~~, I'm not ~~all that familiar with your comics~~. ~~I stumbled across your website a few days ago~~ and ~~just read a few~~ of the ~~most recent ones~~. ~~At the time~~, the ~~page I mentioned was one~~ of the ~~newest pages, and it~~ struck me as somewhat ~~disturbing due~~ to the ~~parallels that could be drawn between it's imagery~~, and ~~my faith~~.		However, More comics have gone up since then, and I'm afraid my fears that you're using "Sonichu" as a sort of Christ figure have sadly, not been allayed.

			On page 56, the purple fellow claims that he "knew he would come to save us" and that none of his friends believed him, much like the Jewish nation fervently believed that Christ would come, dispite the oppressive rule of the Roman Empire. On page 57, the group of colorful hedgehogs exclaim that hyper Sonichu is "Their savior!" and that "They are not worthy". One of them claims that he "Prayed for forgiveness to the Real Christian Weston Chandler" which struck me as somewhat odd, considering that as Christians, we are only supposed to pray to the one true god, this yellow fellow claims he prayed to a man. Specifically, your comic character.

			Ultra Sonichu then spreads his arms as though on a crucifix again, and "cures" all the colored fellows of their varied ailments, much like the messiah cured the lame, blind and sick.

	~~However~~, ~~More comics have gone up since~~ then, ~~and I~~'~~m afraid my fears~~ that you'~~re using "Sonichu" as a sort~~ of ~~Christ figure have sadly~~, ~~not been allayed~~.		I don't understand Chris. If you were using this religious symbolism to make some sort of greater statement about the nature of faith I wouldn't have any problem with it. I myself once wrote a story about mankind's inability to fully understand the infinite nature of God, using a character with godlike abilities to represent the love and fear we simultaneously hold for our creator. If you're trying to create a message about faith and the way it is used and misused, then you're not doing anything wrong.

			Sadly, there doesn't seem to be any greater message to your work that your readers can learn from. It's just you and the orange fellow doing whatever you want to do with near-unlimited power. It's kind of scary, really. It this how you think God and Jesus would act?

			I look forwards to your response with great anticipation.

			Sincerely,

	~~On page 56, the purple fellow claims that he "knew he would come to save us" and that none of his friends believed him~~. ~~On page 57, the group of colorful hedgehogs exclaim that he is "Their savior!" and that "They are not worthy".~~ One ~~of them claims that he "Prayed for forgiveness to the Real Christian Weston Chandler" which struck me as somewhat odd~~, ~~considering that as Christians, we are only supposed to pray to the one true god, this yellow fellow claims he prayed to a man~~. ~~Specifically, your comic character~~.~~}}''~~I'll ~~finish this up this afternoon~~, ~~but basically~~, I ~~really want to call him out on~~ this.''		G. Chesterson}}''One, G.K. Chesterson was a literary genius and I'll never be able to emulate his style well enough. Two, I dunno guys, I think this might be a little too long.''