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Elbow-Greased Strongman at 07:19, 22 January 2026

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Hurtful Truth Level: /* House Fire */

2023-08-28T04:08:59Z

House Fire

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	This page is an archive of [[Cousin Al]]'s key posts about Chris on the online forum [[CWCki Forums]], under the username skyraider91. Posts are sorted by date.		This page is an archive of [[Cousin Al]]'s key posts about Chris on the online forum [[CWCki Forums]], under the username skyraider91. Posts are sorted by date.

			==Rental House Photo==
			28 April 2014<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20140725120728/cwckiforums.com/threads/rental-house-pics-28-april-2014.3539/</ref>

			{{quoteboxgreen\|Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, and Dudes of ALL Teenages, behold, the new lair of Christian Weston Chandler, his mother Barbara, Christopher's Ghost, Clover and Snoopy, and the surviving Chandler cats.

			[[File:ChrisChanRentalHouseCoveredWindows.JPG\|200px]]}}

	==House Fire==		==House Fire==

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Chris and Barbara's Income */

2022-11-22T22:23:57Z

Chris and Barbara's Income

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	24 [[November 2014]]<ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/11-24-14-leaked-text-may-we-borrow-your-house.6140/page-2</ref>		24 [[November 2014]]<ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/11-24-14-leaked-text-may-we-borrow-your-house.6140/page-2</ref>

	In response to a user's comment, " Where did Bob pension and the :tugboat: go? I assume they'd be able use some of it to pay for it.":		In response to a user's comment, "Where did Bob pension and the :tugboat: go? I assume they'd be able use some of it to pay for it.":

	{{quoteboxgreen\|Chris's tugboat is $1300 a month, and Barb gets social security and a small pension from her old job.		{{quoteboxgreen\|Chris's tugboat is $1300 a month, and Barb gets social security and a small pension from her old job.

Hurtful Truth Level at 22:23, 22 November 2022

2022-11-22T22:23:29Z

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	21. Watashitachi Ni Naritadute - Fujitani Minako}}		21. Watashitachi Ni Naritadute - Fujitani Minako}}

	==Chris and Barbara's Income		==Chris and Barbara's Income==
	24 [[November 2014]]<ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/11-24-14-leaked-text-may-we-borrow-your-house.6140/page-2</ref>		24 [[November 2014]]<ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/11-24-14-leaked-text-may-we-borrow-your-house.6140/page-2</ref>

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Relaying Catie's Story */

2022-11-22T22:22:34Z

Relaying Catie's Story

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	21. Watashitachi Ni Naritadute - Fujitani Minako}}		21. Watashitachi Ni Naritadute - Fujitani Minako}}

			==Chris and Barbara's Income
			24 [[November 2014]]<ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/11-24-14-leaked-text-may-we-borrow-your-house.6140/page-2</ref>

			In response to a user's comment, " Where did Bob pension and the :tugboat: go? I assume they'd be able use some of it to pay for it.":

			{{quoteboxgreen\|Chris's tugboat is $1300 a month, and Barb gets social security and a small pension from her old job.

			Chris is paying almost $300 a month on his $8,000 credit card debt, he's still buying hundreds of dollars of vidya and legos every month, he's got a monthly payment on his new ford sedan, he has to pay for his cellphone, internet, groceries, gasoline, the storage unit which Barb uses to store her horde junk and garbage in, and barb still eats out regularly and spends money on that.

			Chris and barb's combined income is about $2500 a month. The problem is that the Chandlers take the attitude of "We deserve to have a new car, eat out everyday, buy all the horde and legos we want, we should spend all the money we want without limitation". They refuse to stop spending on luxuries and are having trouble paying the necessities. The lack of common sense in the Chandler household is incredible. I think part of Barb realizes that their lifestyle isn't sustainable, but she keeps telling herself that the shit's going to hit the fan after she dies, so she just doesn't care.}}

	==Relaying Catie's Story==		==Relaying Catie's Story==

Hurtful Truth Level at 21:51, 18 November 2022

2022-11-18T21:51:36Z

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	This page is an archive of [[Cousin Al]]'s key posts about Chris on the online forum [[CWCki Forums]], under the username skyraider91. Posts are sorted by date.		This page is an archive of [[Cousin Al]]'s key posts about Chris on the online forum [[CWCki Forums]], under the username skyraider91. Posts are sorted by date.

			==House Fire==
			9 [[September 2014]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fire-report-docs.4849/#post-337450 (archive: https://archive.ph/zYHI4)</ref>

			In response to a user's comment, "So the fire burned for a couple hours? From the comments it sounds like that place got torched pretty good. This is why I have a few fire extinguishers.
			@skyraider91 is there an investigation with hot cocks for us?":

			{{quoteboxgreen\|The extension cord which the chandlers were using ran through the bathroom doorway, and every time the door was opened/closed, it wore off some of the plastic coating/insulation on the cord. Finally, overloaded and striped of its protective insulation, the cord sparked and started the fire. The fire wasn't electrical, it was a horde fire. If the fire had been electrical, the power would have been shut off much sooner than it actually was. If it hadn't been for that stupid bitch Barb's hording, and the general negligence/stupidity of the Chandlers, the fire never would have happened. All of Barb's shit she bought from goodwill over the years ended up burning down her family's home. It says something that it took the fire department about an hour and a half to put the fire out.}}

	==Three-Quarter Woman==		==Three-Quarter Woman==
	{{main\|Three-Quarter Woman}}		{{main\|Three-Quarter Woman}}
	19 [[September 2014]]<ref name=tqw>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/cd-for-new-sweetheart.4968/ (archive: https://archive.ph/Vrn5E)</ref>		19 September 2014<ref name=tqw>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/cd-for-new-sweetheart.4968/ (archive: https://archive.ph/Vrn5E)</ref>

	{{quoteboxgreen\|Something that was recently found by one of my field agents in the Ruckersville area.		{{quoteboxgreen\|Something that was recently found by one of my field agents in the Ruckersville area.

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Tracks for Three-Quarter Woman */

2022-11-18T20:42:33Z

Tracks for Three-Quarter Woman

Hurtful Truth Level at 20:41, 18 November 2022

2022-11-18T20:41:28Z

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	This page is an archive of [[Cousin Al]]'s key posts about Chris on the online forum [[CWCki Forums]], under the username skyraider91. Posts are sorted by date.		This page is an archive of [[Cousin Al]]'s key posts about Chris on the online forum [[CWCki Forums]], under the username skyraider91. Posts are sorted by date.

			==Three-Quarter Woman==
			{{main\|Three-Quarter Woman}}
			19 [[September 2014]]<ref name=tqw>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/cd-for-new-sweetheart.4968/ (archive: https://archive.ph/Vrn5E)</ref>

			{{quoteboxgreen\|Something that was recently found by one of my field agents in the Ruckersville area.

			[[File:Chris Chan CD discovery.png\|200px]]}}

			==Tracks for Three-Quarter Woman==
			19 September 2014<ref name=tqw></ref>

			{{quoteboxgreen\|1. Number 29 - Britney Spears
			2. Chaotic - Britney Spears
			3. Joining a Fan Club - Puffy Ami Yumi
			4. Let Me Be - Britney Spears
			5. Holding Out for A Hero - Bonnie Tyler
			6. The Most Beautiful Girl In The World - Charlie Rich
			7. Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head - B.J. Thomas
			8. E-Mail My Heart - Britany Spears
			9. Jump Start My Heart - Melanie
			10. More Than a Feeling - Boston
			11. Love So Pure - Puffy Ami Yumi
			12. Vision Of Love - Mariah Carey
			13. Sonic Boom - Pastichie
			14. Teenage Dream - Katy Perry
			15. Stronger - Kelly Clarkson
			16. Bouncing Off the Ceiling (Upside-Down) - A-Teens
			17. Centerfold - J. Geils Band
			18. Take My Hand - Tara Strong
			19. Aba Daba Honey Moon - Debbie Reynolds
			20. Closer To Fine - Indogo Girls
			21. Watashitachi Ni Naritadute - Fujitani Minako}}

	==Relaying Catie's Story==		==Relaying Catie's Story==

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Relaying Catie's Story */

2022-11-18T05:27:12Z

Relaying Catie's Story

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	19 [[December 2014]]<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20150128080010/http://cwckiforums.com/threads/caties-story.6589/ ([https://archive.ph/AIDFp archive])</ref>		19 [[December 2014]]<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20150128080010/http://cwckiforums.com/threads/caties-story.6589/ ([https://archive.ph/AIDFp archive])</ref>

	{{quoteboxgreen\|The following is a direct quote from "Catie" that she has asked me to release:		{{quoteboxgreen\|The following is a direct quote from "Catie" that she has asked me to release:}}

			He then quoted Catherine's message:

	I approached the first date with Chris like most people approach online dating, you just set up some lunch or coffee date or some shit and see if you can tolerate one another without the computer screen. Except that I knew I was going to have to hand-wave and tolerate an awful lot of crazy shit, most of the early Catie interactions online were a lot like any budding online friendship via a dating site.		{{quoteboxwhite\|I approached the first date with Chris like most people approach online dating, you just set up some lunch or coffee date or some shit and see if you can tolerate one another without the computer screen. Except that I knew I was going to have to hand-wave and tolerate an awful lot of crazy shit, most of the early Catie interactions online were a lot like any budding online friendship via a dating site.

	When I started out, it was entirely on my own with no involvement from Christorical figures and trolls. I didn't expect to get anywhere. Most would-be trolls don't. So there was no plan for an irl meeting since I'm too chicken to go it alone. When I got advice/help from other Christorians, that's when we put the idea together for a date.		When I started out, it was entirely on my own with no involvement from Christorical figures and trolls. I didn't expect to get anywhere. Most would-be trolls don't. So there was no plan for an irl meeting since I'm too chicken to go it alone. When I got advice/help from other Christorians, that's when we put the idea together for a date.

Hurtful Truth Level at 05:19, 18 November 2022

2022-11-18T05:19:46Z

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	==Relaying Catie's Story==		==Relaying Catie's Story==
	19 [[December 2014]]<ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/caties-story.6589/ ([https://archive.ph/AIDFp archive])</ref>		19 [[December 2014]]<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20150128080010/http://cwckiforums.com/threads/caties-story.6589/ ([https://archive.ph/AIDFp archive])</ref>

	{{quoteboxgreen\|The following is a direct quote from "Catie" that she has asked me to release:		{{quoteboxgreen\|The following is a direct quote from "Catie" that she has asked me to release:

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	{{quoteboxgreen\|1. Number 29 - Britney Spears		{{quoteboxgreen\|1. Number 29 - Britney Spears

	2. Chaotic - Britney Spears		2. Chaotic - Britney Spears

	3. Joining a Fan Club - Puffy Ami Yumi		3. Joining a Fan Club - Puffy Ami Yumi

	4. Let Me Be - Britney Spears		4. Let Me Be - Britney Spears

	5. Holding Out for A Hero - Bonnie Tyler		5. Holding Out for A Hero - Bonnie Tyler

	6. The Most Beautiful Girl In The World - Charlie Rich		6. The Most Beautiful Girl In The World - Charlie Rich

	7. Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head - B.J. Thomas		7. Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head - B.J. Thomas

	8. E-Mail My Heart - Britany Spears		8. E-Mail My Heart - Britany Spears

	9. Jump Start My Heart - Melanie		9. Jump Start My Heart - Melanie

	10. More Than a Feeling - Boston		10. More Than a Feeling - Boston

	11. Love So Pure - Puffy Ami Yumi		11. Love So Pure - Puffy Ami Yumi

	12. Vision Of Love - Mariah Carey		12. Vision Of Love - Mariah Carey

	13. Sonic Boom - Pastichie		13. Sonic Boom - Pastichie

	14. Teenage Dream - Katy Perry		14. Teenage Dream - Katy Perry

	15. Stronger - Kelly Clarkson		15. Stronger - Kelly Clarkson

	16. Bouncing Off the Ceiling (Upside-Down) - A-Teens		16. Bouncing Off the Ceiling (Upside-Down) - A-Teens

	17. Centerfold - J. Geils Band		17. Centerfold - J. Geils Band

	18. Take My Hand - Tara Strong		18. Take My Hand - Tara Strong

	19. Aba Daba Honey Moon - Debbie Reynolds		19. Aba Daba Honey Moon - Debbie Reynolds

	20. Closer To Fine - Indogo Girls		20. Closer To Fine - Indogo Girls

	21. Watashitachi Ni Naritadute - Fujitani Minako}}		21. Watashitachi Ni Naritadute - Fujitani Minako}}