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Cereally: /* Nick Dunbar (0:00 - 0:44) */

2023-10-02T10:35:41Z

Nick Dunbar (0:00 - 0:44)

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	<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''Chris raises his voice.''] '''I. AM. SURE.'''<br>		<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''Chris raises his voice.''] '''I. AM. SURE.'''<br>
	<font color="FireBrick">'''Nick:'''</font> You're sure. I have a perfectly good Xbox 360 right here, right next to me-<br>		<font color="FireBrick">'''Nick:'''</font> You're sure. I have a perfectly good Xbox 360 right here, right next to me-<br>
	<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> ''SHUT UP!''		<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> ''SHUT UP!''<br>
	<font color="FireBrick">'''Nick:'''</font> Oka...excuse me, sir? [''Chris hangs up, and the default Skype hanging-up sound is heard.'']		<font color="FireBrick">'''Nick:'''</font> Oka...excuse me, sir? [''Chris hangs up, and the default Skype hanging-up sound is heard.'']

Cereally: /* Nick Dunbar (0:00 - 0:44) */

2023-10-02T10:35:30Z

Nick Dunbar (0:00 - 0:44)

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	<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes, I am pos--I am 100% positive. It's a fraud. Somebody else put it up there. I've already sent a complaint to Craigslist. So, go somewhere else for a car.<br>		<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes, I am pos--I am 100% positive. It's a fraud. Somebody else put it up there. I've already sent a complaint to Craigslist. So, go somewhere else for a car.<br>
	<font color="FireBrick">'''Nick:'''</font> Are you sure I can't convince you otherwise, sir? I mean I have a perfectly g-<br>		<font color="FireBrick">'''Nick:'''</font> Are you sure I can't convince you otherwise, sir? I mean I have a perfectly g-<br>
	<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''Chris raises his voice.''] ''I. AM. SURE.''<br>		<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''Chris raises his voice.''] '''I. AM. SURE.'''<br>
	<font color="FireBrick">'''Nick:'''</font> You're sure. I have a perfectly good Xbox 360 right here, right next to me-<br>		<font color="FireBrick">'''Nick:'''</font> You're sure. I have a perfectly good Xbox 360 right here, right next to me-<br>
	<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> ~~{{RageQuote\|~~''SHUT UP!''~~}}<br>~~		<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> ''SHUT UP!''
	<font color="FireBrick">'''Nick:'''</font> Oka...excuse me, sir? [''Chris hangs up, and the default Skype hanging-up sound is heard.'']		<font color="FireBrick">'''Nick:'''</font> Oka...excuse me, sir? [''Chris hangs up, and the default Skype hanging-up sound is heard.'']

Cereally: /* Video */

2023-10-02T10:34:14Z

Video

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	\| audio = {{#ev:youtube\|oazyTv7voM0}}		\| audio = {{#ev:youtube\|oazyTv7voM0}}
	\| Stardate = 2 [[August 2009]]		\| Stardate = 2 [[August 2009]]
	\| Featuring = [[Chris]], [[BlueSpike]], [[Jack Thaddeus\|~~Jack~~]]		\| Featuring = [[Chris]], [[BlueSpike]], [[Jack Thaddeus]], [[Trolls\|Nick Dunbar]]
	}} </center>		}} </center>

Cereally at 08:03, 10 July 2023

2023-07-10T08:03:06Z

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	On 2 [[August 2009]], a [[troll]] posted Chris's [[Son-Chu\|'94 Ford Escort]] for sale on [[Craigslist]] as part of a '''prank'''. A handful of trolls then contacted Chris, expressing interest in purchasing his car and offering their [[HEXBox]]es to sweeten the deal. Apparently, autistics don't know a good deal when they are given one, and Chris rejected all offers, no matter how innocent, with either [[rage]] or his [[Chris and his Ego\|super-egotism]].		On 2 [[August 2009]], a [[troll]] posted Chris's [[Son-Chu\|'94 Ford Escort]] for sale on [[Craigslist]] as part of a '''prank'''. [[Prank calls\|A handful of trolls then contacted Chris]], expressing interest in purchasing his car and offering their [[HEXBox]]es to sweeten the deal. Apparently, autistics don't know a good deal when they are given one, and Chris rejected all offers, no matter how innocent, with either [[rage]] or his [[Chris and his Ego\|super-egotism]].

	The [[voicemail greeting]] on Chris's cellphone also appears in the recording. In it he states that he will not take part in any interviews or documentaries under the advice of his "[[Rocky Shoemaker\|publicist]] and [[Chris and the Law\|lawyers]]". He also tosses a warning at any [[trolls]] who might be calling. It is not known when Chris recorded this greeting.		The [[voicemail greeting]] on Chris's cellphone also appears in the recording. In it he states that he will not take part in any interviews or documentaries under the advice of his "[[Rocky Shoemaker\|publicist]] and [[Chris and the Law\|lawyers]]". He also tosses a warning at any [[trolls]] who might be calling. It is not known when Chris recorded this greeting.

Cereally at 08:01, 10 July 2023

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	The [[voicemail greeting]] on Chris's cellphone also appears in the recording. In it he states that he will not take part in any interviews or documentaries under the advice of his "[[Rocky Shoemaker\|publicist]] and [[Chris and the Law\|lawyers]]". He also tosses a warning at any [[trolls]] who might be calling. It is not known when Chris recorded this greeting.		The [[voicemail greeting]] on Chris's cellphone also appears in the recording. In it he states that he will not take part in any interviews or documentaries under the advice of his "[[Rocky Shoemaker\|publicist]] and [[Chris and the Law\|lawyers]]". He also tosses a warning at any [[trolls]] who might be calling. It is not known when Chris recorded this greeting.

			These calls also include the voices of two important christorical figures, [[BlueSpike]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]]. The former is especially surprising, considering BlueSpike was kicked out of the Miscreants for his [[Julie Reveals Herself\|cruelty]] and most would expect for him to not return to trolling out of remorse.

	==Video==		==Video==

FromtheWordsofBR at 00:33, 19 January 2023

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	On 2 [[August 2009]], a ~~hero~~ posted Chris's [[Son-Chu\|'94 Ford Escort]] for sale on [[Craigslist]] as part of a '''prank'''.		On 2 [[August 2009]], a [[troll]] posted Chris's [[Son-Chu\|'94 Ford Escort]] for sale on [[Craigslist]] as part of a '''prank'''. A handful of trolls then contacted Chris, expressing interest in purchasing his car and offering their [[HEXBox]]es to sweeten the deal. Apparently, autistics don't know a good deal when they are given one, and Chris rejected all offers, no matter how innocent, with either [[rage]] or his [[Chris and his Ego\|super-egotism]].

	~~Seven months later, a trio of [[~~The ~~Miscreants\|BEST FRIENDS FOREVER]] contacted Chris, expressing interest in purchasing his car and offering their~~ [[~~HEXBox~~]]es to sweeten the deal. Apparently, autistics don't know a good deal when they are given one, and Chris rejected all offers, no matter how innocent, with either [[rage]] or his [[Chris and his Ego\|super-egotism]].		The [[voicemail greeting]] on Chris's cellphone also appears in the recording. In it he states that he will not take part in any interviews or documentaries under the advice of his "[[Rocky Shoemaker\|publicist]] and [[Chris and the Law\|lawyers]]". He also tosses a warning at any [[trolls]] who might be calling. It is not known when Chris recorded this greeting.

	~~The voicemail greeting~~ on Chris's cellphone also appears in the recording. In it he states that he will not take part in any interviews or documentaries under the advice of his "publicist and [[Chris and the Law\|lawyers]]". He also tosses a warning at any [[trolls]] who might be calling. It is not known when Chris recorded this greeting.

	==Video==		==Video==

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Tetrisdood at 21:13, 11 July 2017

2017-07-11T21:13:56Z

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	Seven months later, a trio of [[The Miscreants\|BEST FRIENDS FOREVER]] contacted Chris, expressing interest in purchasing his car and offering their [[HEXBox]]es to sweeten the deal. Apparently, autistics don't know a good deal when they are given one, and Chris rejected all offers, no matter how innocent, with either [[rage]] or his [[Chris and his Ego\|super-egotism]].		Seven months later, a trio of [[The Miscreants\|BEST FRIENDS FOREVER]] contacted Chris, expressing interest in purchasing his car and offering their [[HEXBox]]es to sweeten the deal. Apparently, autistics don't know a good deal when they are given one, and Chris rejected all offers, no matter how innocent, with either [[rage]] or his [[Chris and his Ego\|super-egotism]].

	The voicemail greeting on Chris's cellphone also appears in the recording. In it he states that he will not take part in any interviews or documentaries under the advice of his "~~patholosist~~ and [[Chris and the Law\|lawyers]]". He also tosses a warning at any [[trolls]] who might be calling. It is not known when Chris recorded this greeting.		The voicemail greeting on Chris's cellphone also appears in the recording. In it he states that he will not take part in any interviews or documentaries under the advice of his "publicist and [[Chris and the Law\|lawyers]]". He also tosses a warning at any [[trolls]] who might be calling. It is not known when Chris recorded this greeting.

	==Video==		==Video==

Geekboy at 16:00, 24 September 2016

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	\| Stardate = 2 [[August 2009]]		\| Stardate = 2 [[August 2009]]
	\| Featuring = [[Chris]], [[BlueSpike]], [[Jack Thaddeus\|Jack]]		\| Featuring = [[Chris]], [[BlueSpike]], [[Jack Thaddeus\|Jack]]

Darkbind: /* Video */

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Video

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FromtheWordsofBR at 03:12, 5 September 2015

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	==Nick Dunbar (0:00 - 0:44)==		==Nick Dunbar (0:00 - 0:44)==
	<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''~~Clipped~~ from start.''] E--o?<br>		<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''clipped from start''] E--o?<br>
	<font color="FireBrick">'''Nick:'''</font> Hello, is, uh, is this Chris?<br>		<font color="FireBrick">'''Nick:'''</font> Hello, is, uh, is this Chris?<br>
	<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, yes, this is, uh, Christian Chandler, how may I help you?<br>		<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, yes, this is, uh, Christian Chandler, how may I help you?<br>
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	<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh...yes it is.<br>		<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh...yes it is.<br>
	<font color="#D44942">'''BlueSpike:'''</font> Good evening, sir. I'm calling regards to the Craidled--Craigslist about the '94 Escort?<br>		<font color="#D44942">'''BlueSpike:'''</font> Good evening, sir. I'm calling regards to the Craidled--Craigslist about the '94 Escort?<br>
	<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> ~~Ah.~~ That, that thing has was put up there, it was a fake. I have not put that up there myself. Somebody's using my name my address and it's just try--it's just a prank, it's not real.<br>		<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sigh''] That, that thing has was put up there, it was a fake. I have not put that up there myself. Somebody's using my name my address and it's just try--it's just a prank, it's not real.<br>
	<font color="#D44942">'''BlueSpike:'''</font> Alright, no--no reason to get all, upset about it, sir.<br>		<font color="#D44942">'''BlueSpike:'''</font> Alright, no--no reason to get all, upset about it, sir.<br>
	<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay, I'm sorry.<br>		<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay, I'm sorry.<br>