Carlos Chantor - Revision history

Master at 08:25, 24 February 2026

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Master: /* Carlos Chantor Call */

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Carlos Chantor Call

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	==Carlos Chantor Call==		==Carlos Chantor Call==
	~~<center>{{#ev:youtube\|n-R-notFGdY}}</center>~~

	Sometime after launching his profile, Chris received a prank call from a [[troll]], posing as a potential partner with a voice similar to [[Family Guy\|Herbert the Pervert]], and asking him about watersports (as Chris's profile claimed he was comfortable with almost any kind of fetish). Chris was ''very'' uneasy with [[Homos\|who he thought he was attracting]], initially hanging up before awkwardly telling the troll to call him back later.		Sometime after launching his profile, Chris received a prank call from a [[troll]], posing as a potential partner with a voice similar to [[Family Guy\|Herbert the Pervert]], and asking him about watersports (as Chris's profile claimed he was comfortable with almost any kind of fetish). Chris was ''very'' uneasy with [[Homos\|who he thought he was attracting]], initially hanging up before awkwardly telling the troll to call him back later.

	Not long after the call, he amended his profile to remove watersports, before wiping the fetish list altogether.		Not long after the call, he amended his profile to remove watersports, before wiping the fetish list altogether.

			{{Infobox/Audiofile
			\| name = Carlos Chantor Call
			\| video = {{#ev:youtube\|n-R-notFGdY}}
			}}

	===Transcript===		===Transcript===

HurdyGurdsen at 15:31, 12 December 2025

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	===My Availability===		===My Availability===
	* '''Available as a(n):''' [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV\|Accommodating Male]], ~~[[Patti Chandler\|~~Master]]/~~[[niggos\|~~Slave]], Model, [[ShecameforCWC.JPG\|Masseuse]], [[Chris_Sex_Videos#Chrischan_Undressing\|Stripper]]/[[WelcometoBollywood\|Dancer]], Escort		* '''Available as a(n):''' [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV\|Accommodating Male]], Master/Slave, Model, [[ShecameforCWC.JPG\|Masseuse]], [[Chris_Sex_Videos#Chrischan_Undressing\|Stripper]]/[[WelcometoBollywood\|Dancer]], Escort
	* '''Available For:''' Outcall, [[14 Branchland Court\|Incall]]		* '''Available For:''' Outcall, [[14 Branchland Court\|Incall]]
	* '''Management:''' Independent		* '''Management:''' Independent

FromtheWordsofBR at 03:16, 30 June 2024

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Cereally at 01:06, 7 August 2023

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 '''Carlos Chantor''' was Chris's alias during his short-lived career as a male escort.
-Chris came up with the alias after his first break up with his sweetheart [[Jackie]]. He tried joining with [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville's]] "Naughty and Nice" escort services, but after being told that there was no market for [[duck|bent]], [[autism|autistic]] [[virgin with rage|virgins with rage]], he made a profile (now deleted) at '''Escorts.com''', apparently unaware that most male prostitutes belong to a rather [[homos|rough trade]]. Interestingly, on the Escort.com profile Chris checked that he was comfortable with every fetish available (except the ones he found too [[homos|homosexual]]). After a [[Prank calls#Carlos Chantor Call|certain prank call inquired about watersports]], however, he quickly reverted his decision and removed watersports as a fetish. He also distributed cards promoting himself as an escort around Charlottesville. This shows once again that Chris does not care about sex as an act between two lovers, but rather, he sees it as a way to lose his virginity, as well as to get a quick buck.
+Chris came up with the alias after his first break up with his sweetheart [[Jackie]]. He tried joining with [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville's]] "Naughty and Nice" escort services, but after being told that there was no market for [[duck|bent]], [[autism|autistic]] [[virgin with rage|virgins with rage]], he made a profile (now deleted) at '''Escorts.com''', apparently unaware that most male prostitutes belong to a rather [[homos|rough trade]]. Interestingly, on the Escort.com profile Chris checked that he was comfortable with every fetish available (except the ones he found too [[homos|homosexual]]). After a certain prank call inquired about watersports, however, he quickly reverted his decision and removed watersports as a fetish. He also distributed cards promoting himself as an escort around Charlottesville. This shows once again that Chris does not care about sex as an act between two lovers, but rather, he sees it as a way to lose his virginity, as well as to get a quick buck.
 No one took up Chris on his offer.
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 * '''Available For:''' Outcall, [[14 Branchland Court|Incall]]
 * '''Management:''' Independent
 ==See also==

Cereally at 01:02, 7 August 2023

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	* [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's\|Stephanie Bustcakes]]		* [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's\|Stephanie Bustcakes]]

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KingClark at 05:52, 10 July 2023

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	Chris came up with the alias after his first break up with his sweetheart [[Jackie]]. He tried joining with [[Charlottesville, VA\|Charlottesville's]] "Naughty and Nice" escort services, but after being told that there was no market for [[duck\|bent]], [[autism\|autistic]] [[virgin with rage\|virgins with rage]], he made a profile (now deleted) at '''Escorts.com''', apparently unaware that most male prostitutes belong to a rather [[homos\|rough trade]]. Interestingly, on the Escort.com profile Chris checked that he was comfortable with every fetish available (except the ones he found too [[homos\|homosexual]]). After a [[Prank calls#Carlos Chantor Call\|certain prank call inquired about watersports]], however, he quickly reverted his decision and removed watersports as a fetish. He also distributed cards promoting himself as an escort around Charlottesville. This shows once again that Chris does not care about sex as an act between two lovers, but rather, he sees it as a way to lose his virginity, as well as to get a quick buck.		Chris came up with the alias after his first break up with his sweetheart [[Jackie]]. He tried joining with [[Charlottesville, VA\|Charlottesville's]] "Naughty and Nice" escort services, but after being told that there was no market for [[duck\|bent]], [[autism\|autistic]] [[virgin with rage\|virgins with rage]], he made a profile (now deleted) at '''Escorts.com''', apparently unaware that most male prostitutes belong to a rather [[homos\|rough trade]]. Interestingly, on the Escort.com profile Chris checked that he was comfortable with every fetish available (except the ones he found too [[homos\|homosexual]]). After a [[Prank calls#Carlos Chantor Call\|certain prank call inquired about watersports]], however, he quickly reverted his decision and removed watersports as a fetish. He also distributed cards promoting himself as an escort around Charlottesville. This shows once again that Chris does not care about sex as an act between two lovers, but rather, he sees it as a way to lose his virginity, as well as to get a quick buck.

	No one ~~has taken~~ Chris up on his offer.		No one took up Chris on his offer.

	It should be noted that during this stint, Chris's physical appearance was about as good as it could ever be. His hair appeared to temporarily stop thinning and wasting, his skin wasn't greasy and covered in dirt, and he even looked a bit thinner thanks to the slimming power of the color black. However, once the stint ended, old habits quickly returned.		It should be noted that during this stint, Chris's physical appearance was about as good as it could ever be. His hair appeared to temporarily stop thinning and wasting, his skin wasn't greasy and covered in dirt, and he even looked a bit thinner thanks to the slimming power of the color black. However, once the stint ended, old habits quickly returned.

SodaSpring at 16:14, 20 December 2021

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	Chris came up with the alias after his first break up with his sweetheart [[Jackie]]. He tried joining with [[Charlottesville, VA\|Charlottesville's]] "Naughty and Nice" escort services, but after being told that there was no market for [[duck\|bent]], [[autism\|autistic]] [[virgin with rage\|virgins with rage]], he made a profile (now deleted) at '''Escorts.com''', apparently unaware that most male prostitutes belong to a rather [[homos\|rough trade]]. Interestingly, on the Escort.com profile Chris checked that he was comfortable with every fetish available (except the ones he found too [[homos\|homosexual]]). After a [[Prank calls#Carlos Chantor Call\|certain prank call inquired about watersports]], however, he quickly reverted his decision and removed watersports as a fetish. He also distributed cards promoting himself as an escort around Charlottesville. This shows once again that Chris does not care about sex as an act between two lovers, but rather, he sees it as a way to lose his virginity, as well as to get a quick buck.		Chris came up with the alias after his first break up with his sweetheart [[Jackie]]. He tried joining with [[Charlottesville, VA\|Charlottesville's]] "Naughty and Nice" escort services, but after being told that there was no market for [[duck\|bent]], [[autism\|autistic]] [[virgin with rage\|virgins with rage]], he made a profile (now deleted) at '''Escorts.com''', apparently unaware that most male prostitutes belong to a rather [[homos\|rough trade]]. Interestingly, on the Escort.com profile Chris checked that he was comfortable with every fetish available (except the ones he found too [[homos\|homosexual]]). After a [[Prank calls#Carlos Chantor Call\|certain prank call inquired about watersports]], however, he quickly reverted his decision and removed watersports as a fetish. He also distributed cards promoting himself as an escort around Charlottesville. This shows once again that Chris does not care about sex as an act between two lovers, but rather, he sees it as a way to lose his virginity, as well as to get a quick buck.

	No one has taken ~~chris~~ up on his offer.		No one has taken Chris up on his offer.

	It should be noted that during this stint, Chris's physical appearance was about as good as it could ever be. His hair appeared to temporarily stop thinning and wasting, his skin wasn't greasy and covered in dirt, and he even looked a bit thinner thanks to the slimming power of the color black. However, once the stint ended, old habits quickly returned.		It should be noted that during this stint, Chris's physical appearance was about as good as it could ever be. His hair appeared to temporarily stop thinning and wasting, his skin wasn't greasy and covered in dirt, and he even looked a bit thinner thanks to the slimming power of the color black. However, once the stint ended, old habits quickly returned.

Mon1ka at 10:41, 2 October 2021

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	Chris came up with the alias after his first break up with his sweetheart [[Jackie]]. He tried joining with [[Charlottesville, VA\|Charlottesville's]] "Naughty and Nice" escort services, but after being told that there was no market for [[duck\|bent]], [[autism\|autistic]] [[virgin with rage\|virgins with rage]], he made a profile (now deleted) at '''Escorts.com''', apparently unaware that most male prostitutes belong to a rather [[homos\|rough trade]]. Interestingly, on the Escort.com profile Chris checked that he was comfortable with every fetish available (except the ones he found too [[homos\|homosexual]]). After a [[Prank calls#Carlos Chantor Call\|certain prank call inquired about watersports]], however, he quickly reverted his decision and removed watersports as a fetish. He also distributed cards promoting himself as an escort around Charlottesville. This shows once again that Chris does not care about sex as an act between two lovers, but rather, he sees it as a way to lose his virginity, as well as to get a quick buck.		Chris came up with the alias after his first break up with his sweetheart [[Jackie]]. He tried joining with [[Charlottesville, VA\|Charlottesville's]] "Naughty and Nice" escort services, but after being told that there was no market for [[duck\|bent]], [[autism\|autistic]] [[virgin with rage\|virgins with rage]], he made a profile (now deleted) at '''Escorts.com''', apparently unaware that most male prostitutes belong to a rather [[homos\|rough trade]]. Interestingly, on the Escort.com profile Chris checked that he was comfortable with every fetish available (except the ones he found too [[homos\|homosexual]]). After a [[Prank calls#Carlos Chantor Call\|certain prank call inquired about watersports]], however, he quickly reverted his decision and removed watersports as a fetish. He also distributed cards promoting himself as an escort around Charlottesville. This shows once again that Chris does not care about sex as an act between two lovers, but rather, he sees it as a way to lose his virginity, as well as to get a quick buck.

	~~For some reason, no~~ one has ~~called Chris~~ up.		No one has taken chris up on his offer.

	It should be noted that during this stint, Chris's physical appearance was about as good as it could ever be. His hair appeared to temporarily stop thinning and wasting, his skin wasn't greasy and covered in dirt, and he even looked a bit thinner thanks to the slimming power of the color black. However, once the stint ended, old habits quickly returned.		It should be noted that during this stint, Chris's physical appearance was about as good as it could ever be. His hair appeared to temporarily stop thinning and wasting, his skin wasn't greasy and covered in dirt, and he even looked a bit thinner thanks to the slimming power of the color black. However, once the stint ended, old habits quickly returned.

KingClark: /* See also */

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	* [[Hooker incident]]		* [[Hooker incident]]
	* [[Mia Hamm]]		* [[Mia Hamm]]
			* [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's\|Stephanie Bustcakes]]

	[[Category:Chris's alter egos]]		[[Category:Chris's alter egos]]
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	[[File:Chantor.jpg\|thumb\|"[[List of Chris's lies\|Experienced for Her Pleasure.]]"]]		[[File:Chantor.jpg\|thumb\|"[[List of Chris's lies\|Experienced for Her Pleasure.]]"]]

	'''Carlos Chantor''' was Chris's alias during his short-lived career as a male escort.		'''Carlos Chantor''' was Chris's alias during his short-lived career as a male escort between [[April 2010\|April]] and [[July 2010]].

	Chris came up with the alias after his first ~~break up~~ with his sweetheart [[Jackie]]. He tried joining with [[Charlottesville, VA\|Charlottesville's]] "Naughty and Nice" escort services, but after being told that there was no market for [[duck\|bent]], [[autism\|autistic]] [[virgin with rage\|virgins with rage]], he made a profile (now deleted) at '''Escorts.com''', apparently unaware that most male prostitutes belong to a rather [[homos\|rough trade]]. Interestingly, on ~~the Escort~~.com profile Chris checked that he was comfortable with every fetish available (except the ones he found too [[homos\|homosexual]]). After a certain prank call inquired about watersports, however, he quickly reverted his decision and removed watersports as a fetish. He also distributed cards promoting himself as an escort around Charlottesville. This shows once again that Chris does not care about sex as an act between two lovers, but rather, he sees it as a way to lose his virginity, as well as to get a quick buck.		Chris came up with the alias after his first breakup with his [[sweetheart]] [[Jackie]]. He tried joining with [[Charlottesville, VA\|Charlottesville]]'s "Naughty and Nice" escort services, but after being told that there was no market for [[duck\|bent]], [[autism\|autistic]] [[virgin with rage\|virgins with rage]], he made a profile (now deleted) at '''Escorts.com''', apparently unaware that most male prostitutes belong to a rather [[homos\|rough trade]]. Interestingly, on his Escorts.com profile, Chris checked that he was comfortable with every fetish available (except the ones he found too [[homos\|homosexual]]). After a certain prank call inquired about [[Piss\|watersports]], however, he quickly reverted his decision and removed watersports as a fetish. He also distributed cards promoting himself as an escort around Charlottesville. This shows once again that Chris does not care about sex as an act between two lovers, but rather, he sees it as a way to lose his virginity, as well as to get a quick buck.

	No one took up Chris on his offer.		No one took up Chris on his offer, and he abandoned his escort plans by summer.

	It should be noted that during this stint, Chris's physical appearance was about as good as it could ever be. His hair appeared to temporarily stop thinning and wasting, his skin wasn't greasy and covered in dirt, and he even looked a bit thinner thanks to the slimming power of the color black. However, once the stint ended, old habits quickly returned.		It should be noted that during this stint, Chris's physical appearance was about as good as it could ever be. His hair appeared to temporarily stop thinning and wasting, his skin wasn't greasy and covered in dirt, and he even looked a bit thinner thanks to the slimming power of the color black. However, once the stint ended, old habits quickly returned.
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	==Carlos Chantor Call==		==Carlos Chantor Call==
			<center>{{#ev:youtube\|n-R-notFGdY}}</center>

			Sometime after launching his profile, Chris received a prank call from a [[troll]], posing as a potential partner with a voice similar to [[Family Guy\|Herbert the Pervert]], and asking him about watersports (as Chris's profile claimed he was comfortable with almost any kind of fetish). Chris was ''very'' uneasy with [[Homos\|who he thought he was attracting]], initially hanging up before awkwardly telling the troll to call him back later.

			Not long after the call, he amended his profile to remove watersports, before wiping the fetish list altogether.

	~~<center>{{#ev:youtube\|n-R-notFGdY}}</center>~~
	===Transcript===		===Transcript===
	<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Effeminate Caller:'''</font> Is this a Mr [[Carlos Chantor]]? I thought I heard something about you with the, you had an escort service going on.		<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Effeminate Caller:'''</font> Is this, uh, Mr. Carlos Chantor? I thought I heard something about you with the, you had an ''escort service'' going on.
	<br><font color="#00AF33">''' Chris:'''</font> Um, I'm sor- uh, I'm sorry you have the wrong number.		<br><font color="#00AF33">''' Chris:'''</font> Um... I'm sor- uh, I'm sorry, you have the wrong number.
	<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Effeminate Caller:'''</font> Oh really? This isn't [''call is disconnected''] Oh you fat~~...~~		<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Effeminate Caller:'''</font> Oh really? This isn't... [''call is disconnected''] Oh, you fat--
	<br><font color="RoyalBlue">''' Male voice:'''</font> ~~All right~~, let's try this again.		<br><font color="RoyalBlue">''' Male voice:'''</font> Alright, let's try this again.
	<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Efeminate Caller:'''</font> Likely whore.		<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Efeminate Caller:'''</font> Likely whore.

	[''Sound of sniffing'']		[''Sound of sniffing'']
	<br><font color="RoyalBlue">''' Male voice:'''</font> ~~uhhhh~~, faggot.		<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Male voice:'''</font> Uhhhh, faggot.

	[''Phone rings'']		[''Phone rings'']
	<br><font color="#00AF33">''' Chris:'''</font> Hello?		<br><font color="#00AF33">''' Chris:'''</font> Hello?
	<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Effeminate Caller:'''</font> Uh, excuse me I thought that this was the number for Carlos Chantor, I uh looked up the escort ad.		<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Effeminate Caller:'''</font> Uh, excuse me, I thought that this was the number for Carlos Chantor, I, I looked up the escort ad.
	<br><font color="#00AF33">''' Chris:'''</font> Oh, um.		<br><font color="#00AF33">''' Chris:'''</font> Oh, um.
	<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Effeminate Caller:'''</font> Yes.		<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Effeminate Caller:'''</font> Yes.
	<br><font color="#00AF33">''' Chris:'''</font> Yeah~~, actually~~, yeah um yeah, it is but I er can't talk, I can't talk right now, could you me call back...		<br><font color="#00AF33">''' Chris:'''</font> Yeah. Actually, yeah um yeah, it is but I- er, can't talk, I can't talk right now, could you me call back...
	<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Effeminate Caller:'''</font> Oh		<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Effeminate Caller:'''</font> Oh.
	<br><font color="#00AF33">''' Chris:'''</font> ~~another~~ time please?		<br><font color="#00AF33">''' Chris:'''</font> Another time please?
	<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Effeminate Caller:'''</font> Well, yes I was just wondering about, oh what time should I call back cuz I heard you were into watersports?		<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Effeminate Caller:'''</font> Well, yes I was just wondering about, oh what time should I call back, cuz... I heard you were into watersports?
	<br><font color="#00AF33">''' Chris:'''</font> Hmm. I may be.		<br><font color="#00AF33">''' Chris:'''</font> Hmm. I may be.
	<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Effeminate Caller:'''</font> What kind of watersports?		<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Effeminate Caller:'''</font> What ''kind'' of watersports?
	<br><font color="#00AF33">''' Chris:'''</font> Hmm~~, uh~~, talk more about, we'll talk more about that, uh later, uh, call back at [''audio cuts'']		<br><font color="#00AF33">''' Chris:'''</font> Hmm. Uh, talk more about, we'll talk more about that, uh later, uh, call back at [''audio cuts'']
	<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Effeminate Caller:'''</font> Will do, honey.		<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Effeminate Caller:'''</font> Will do, honey.
	<br><font color="#00AF33">''' Chris:'''</font> Ok, all right, bye bye.		<br><font color="#00AF33">''' Chris:'''</font> Okay, all right, bye bye.
	<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Effeminate Caller:'''</font> Bye now.		<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Effeminate Caller:'''</font> Bye now.