Catherine - Revision history

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Leaked Information */ moving comic stuff to a page

2024-07-01T12:11:04Z

Leaked Information: moving comic stuff to a page

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	==Leaked Information==		==Leaked Information==
	{{main\|Catherine E-mails\|Open Relationship E-mails\|Colin Chat 1\|Three-Quarter Woman\|Apology Letters}}		{{main\|Catherine E-mails\|Open Relationship E-mails\|Colin Chat 1\|Three-Quarter Woman\|Catherine comic\|Apology Letters}}

	The Catherine [[Saga]] produced much leaked media.		The Catherine [[Saga]] produced much leaked media.
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	Even before their first date, Chris was so hopeful about their future together that he sent three [[Apology Letters]] to Charlottesville locations in a bid to lift bans against him, specifically so that he and Catherine could go out together in public. He thought it important that the manager of [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] know that he and Catherine "deeply Love (NOT to be confused with the [[Hanky-panky\|act of intercourse]]) and care for each other with [[honesty]] and compassion."		Even before their first date, Chris was so hopeful about their future together that he sent three [[Apology Letters]] to Charlottesville locations in a bid to lift bans against him, specifically so that he and Catherine could go out together in public. He thought it important that the manager of [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] know that he and Catherine "deeply Love (NOT to be confused with the [[Hanky-panky\|act of intercourse]]) and care for each other with [[honesty]] and compassion."

	At the [[List of restaurants#Applebee's\|Applebee's]] date, Chris gave Catherine a mix CD, "[[Three-Quarter Woman]]", containing a bland morass of bubblegum pop and videogame themes. By this time he had also given Catherine some original artwork, which seem to illustrate how the trolls had destroyed his life, and how Catherine had revived it by, uh, zapping electricity from her nipples into his. One of the songs on his CD was "Jump Start My Heart" by [[Wikipedia:Melanie Safka\|Melanie Safka]]~~, so maybe that's the allusion.~~		At the [[List of restaurants#Applebee's\|Applebee's]] date, Chris gave Catherine a mix CD, "[[Three-Quarter Woman]]", containing a bland morass of bubblegum pop and videogame themes. By this time he had also given Catherine [[Catherine comic\|some original artwork]] as well.

	~~<center><gallery>~~
	~~TrollTragedy.jpeg\|Those damn, dirty trolls!~~
	~~TrollTragedydetailA.jpeg\|Detail: A disclaimer~~
	~~TrollTragedydetailB.jpeg\|Detail: Chris~~ as ~~a pitiable, watery ghost~~
	~~ZappinBoobs~~.~~jpeg\|Zappin' to the extreme!~~
	~~</gallery></center>~~

	Chris later sent Catherine the following photos in an attempt to entice and seduce her:		Chris later sent Catherine the following photos in an attempt to entice and seduce her:

Cereally at 03:47, 7 September 2023

2023-09-07T03:47:50Z

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	'''Catherine Sorrentino''' was, [[Chris and reality\|according to Chris]] in mid-2014, his latest [[sweetheart]]. Little is known about her personally, only that she wasn't real and <s>admires</s> [[trolls]] lonely, crazy men. She had an English accent and heritage, and as such used [[Chris and Writing\|British spelling]], which seems to have permanently impacted Chris's spelling. She was almost certainly white and younger than Chris, as his [[Attraction Sign\|preferences]] preclude anything else. Although everyone knew her as Catie, Chris insisted on calling her Catherine. The two met on [[OKCupid]] in July 2014, when Christian discovered that she was a 97% match (which [[Autism\|guarantees]] she's destined to bear his child), and pursued her. He kept her identity a secret until after their first date in late August. After several adventures, Catherine informed Chris in December that she was not interested in a relationship with him, sending him into another downward spiral of anger, loneliness and depression.		'''Catherine 'Catie' Sorrentino''' was, [[Chris and reality\|according to Chris]] in mid-2014, his latest [[sweetheart]]. Little is known about her personally, only that she wasn't real and <s>admires</s> [[trolls]] lonely, crazy men. She had an English accent and heritage, and as such used [[Chris and Writing\|British spelling]], which seems to have permanently impacted Chris's spelling. She was almost certainly white and younger than Chris, as his [[Attraction Sign\|preferences]] preclude anything else. Although everyone knew her as Catie, Chris insisted on calling her Catherine. The two met on [[OKCupid]] in July 2014, when Christian discovered that she was a 97% match (which [[Autism\|guarantees]] she's destined to bear his child), and pursued her. He kept her identity a secret until after their first date in late August. After several adventures, Catherine informed Chris in December that she was not interested in a relationship with him, sending him into another downward spiral of anger, loneliness and depression.

	==The relationship revealed==		==The relationship revealed==

Anemichu: /* Leaked Information */

2023-07-04T19:52:00Z

Leaked Information

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	<center><gallery>		<center><gallery>
	~~File:~~TrollTragedy.jpeg\|Those damn, dirty trolls!		TrollTragedy.jpeg\|Those damn, dirty trolls!
	~~File:~~TrollTragedydetailA.jpeg\|Detail: A disclaimer		TrollTragedydetailA.jpeg\|Detail: A disclaimer
	~~File:~~TrollTragedydetailB.jpeg\|Detail: Chris as a pitiable, watery ghost		TrollTragedydetailB.jpeg\|Detail: Chris as a pitiable, watery ghost
	~~File:~~ZappinBoobs.jpeg\|Zappin' to the extreme!		ZappinBoobs.jpeg\|Zappin' to the extreme!
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	~~Image:~~Flirt1.jpeg		Flirt1.jpeg
	~~Image:~~CWCYellowDress.jpg\|Lesbians everywhere, hold your orgasms!		CWCYellowDress.jpg\|Lesbians everywhere, hold your orgasms!
	~~Image:~~Flirt2.jpeg		Flirt2.jpeg
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	~~File:~~RelationshipVows1.jpg\|		RelationshipVows1.jpg\|
	~~File:~~RelationshipVows2.jpg\|		RelationshipVows2.jpg\|
	~~File:~~RelationshipVows3.jpg\|		RelationshipVows3.jpg\|
	</gallery></center>		</gallery></center>

Hurtful Truth Level: /* The bowling outing */

2022-11-18T05:26:03Z

The bowling outing

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	==The bowling outing==		==The bowling outing==

	Catie's elective suffering didn't stop there. She treated herself to another outing with Chris, which she insisted was platonic. It didn't end well, with Chris refusing to be just friends. She has provided some description:<ref>~~https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rental-house-audio-part-2.8403/post-600041~~ (~~archive: https://archive.ph/GTlAy~~)</ref>		Catie's elective suffering didn't stop there. She treated herself to another outing with Chris, which she insisted was platonic. It didn't end well, with Chris refusing to be just friends. She has provided some description:<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Thetan)#Relaying Catherine Email]]</ref>

	{{Email\|The dog's situation is really bad. I didn't know how bad until the second outing, and now months later I'm angry that I didn't do anything about it. There's just so much insanity in dealing with Chris that you sort of lose the ability to react any further.		{{Email\|The dog's situation is really bad. I didn't know how bad until the second outing, and now months later I'm angry that I didn't do anything about it. There's just so much insanity in dealing with Chris that you sort of lose the ability to react any further.

Hurtful Truth Level at 05:15, 18 November 2022

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	{{quote\|Yes, we could be Gal Pals, but you Have to also realize that I still have the Ugly Growth that if we were in bed, you could enjoy this [[Chris and reality\|near seven incher]] damn [[Duck\|cock]]!\|This is verbatim what Chris e-mailed to Catherine.}}		{{quote\|Yes, we could be Gal Pals, but you Have to also realize that I still have the Ugly Growth that if we were in bed, you could enjoy this [[Chris and reality\|near seven incher]] damn [[Duck\|cock]]!\|This is verbatim what Chris e-mailed to Catherine.}}

	{{quote\|when it comes to Catherine, we actually used extensive inside information to orchestrate that [saga]. It actually affected Chris mentally way more than we thought it would, because he kept citing that 98% compatibility rating [from [[OKCupid]]] persistently when Catherine tried to break up with him. We specifically matched every answer we made with every answer he made.\|[[Marvin]]<ref>~~https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-2798964~~ (~~archive: https://archive.fo/0wRXL~~)</ref>}}		{{quote\|when it comes to Catherine, we actually used extensive inside information to orchestrate that [saga]. It actually affected Chris mentally way more than we thought it would, because he kept citing that 98% compatibility rating [from [[OKCupid]]] persistently when Catherine tried to break up with him. We specifically matched every answer we made with every answer he made.\|[[Marvin]]<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Manipulation of Chris During Catherine Saga]]</ref>}}

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	==The date==		==The date==
	{{main\|Catie Date Conversation Transcript\|IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court\|Rental House Tour}}		{{main\|Catie Date Conversation Transcript\|IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court\|Rental House Tour}}
	Catherine went on two real-life outings with Chris, the first of which, on 31 August, was considered a date by both parties. The account sheds light on how Chris's [[Women's rights\|behavior towards women]] continues to be less than exemplary. Catherine's tale is below: <ref>~~https://kiwifarms.net/threads/2014-dec-19-caties-story.6598/~~ (~~archive: https://archive.ph/AIDFp~~)</ref>		Catherine went on two real-life outings with Chris, the first of which, on 31 August, was considered a date by both parties. The account sheds light on how Chris's [[Women's rights\|behavior towards women]] continues to be less than exemplary. Catherine's tale is below: <ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (Cousin Al)#Relaying Catie's Story]]</ref>

	{{Email\|I approached the first date with Chris like most people approach online dating, you just set up some lunch or coffee date or some shit and see if you can tolerate one another without the computer screen. Except that I knew I was going to have to hand-wave and tolerate an awful lot of crazy shit, most of the early Catie interactions online were a lot like any budding online friendship via a dating site.		{{Email\|I approached the first date with Chris like most people approach online dating, you just set up some lunch or coffee date or some shit and see if you can tolerate one another without the computer screen. Except that I knew I was going to have to hand-wave and tolerate an awful lot of crazy shit, most of the early Catie interactions online were a lot like any budding online friendship via a dating site.

Gray Deign: updated Kiwi Farms urls + added archives

2022-11-18T03:03:14Z

updated Kiwi Farms urls + added archives

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	{{main\|Catie Date Conversation Transcript\|IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court\|Rental House Tour}}		{{main\|Catie Date Conversation Transcript\|IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court\|Rental House Tour}}
	Catherine went on two real-life outings with Chris, the first of which, on 31 August, was considered a date by both parties. The account sheds light on how Chris's [[Women's rights\|behavior towards women]] continues to be less than exemplary. Catherine's tale is below: <ref>~~http~~://~~kiwifar~~.ms/threads/2014-dec-19-caties-story.6598/</ref>		Catherine went on two real-life outings with Chris, the first of which, on 31 August, was considered a date by both parties. The account sheds light on how Chris's [[Women's rights\|behavior towards women]] continues to be less than exemplary. Catherine's tale is below: <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/2014-dec-19-caties-story.6598/ (archive: https://archive.ph/AIDFp)</ref>

	{{Email\|I approached the first date with Chris like most people approach online dating, you just set up some lunch or coffee date or some shit and see if you can tolerate one another without the computer screen. Except that I knew I was going to have to hand-wave and tolerate an awful lot of crazy shit, most of the early Catie interactions online were a lot like any budding online friendship via a dating site.		{{Email\|I approached the first date with Chris like most people approach online dating, you just set up some lunch or coffee date or some shit and see if you can tolerate one another without the computer screen. Except that I knew I was going to have to hand-wave and tolerate an awful lot of crazy shit, most of the early Catie interactions online were a lot like any budding online friendship via a dating site.
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	==The bowling outing==		==The bowling outing==

	Catie's elective suffering didn't stop there. She treated herself to another outing with Chris, which she insisted was platonic. It didn't end well, with Chris refusing to be just friends. She has provided some description:<ref>[[https://~~kiwifar~~.ms/threads/rental-house-audio-part-2.8403/~~page-9#~~post-600041]]</ref>		Catie's elective suffering didn't stop there. She treated herself to another outing with Chris, which she insisted was platonic. It didn't end well, with Chris refusing to be just friends. She has provided some description:<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rental-house-audio-part-2.8403/post-600041 (archive: https://archive.ph/GTlAy)</ref>

	{{Email\|The dog's situation is really bad. I didn't know how bad until the second outing, and now months later I'm angry that I didn't do anything about it. There's just so much insanity in dealing with Chris that you sort of lose the ability to react any further.		{{Email\|The dog's situation is really bad. I didn't know how bad until the second outing, and now months later I'm angry that I didn't do anything about it. There's just so much insanity in dealing with Chris that you sort of lose the ability to react any further.

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	\| image = CandC.jpeg\|size=250px		\| image = CandC.jpeg\|size=250px
	\| name = Catherine Sorrentino		\| name = Catherine Sorrentino
	\| aliases = Catie<br>Catie-Heart		\| aliases = Catie<br>Catie-Heart<br>Axiom
	\| gender = Female		\| gender = Female
	\| nationality = [[Daniel Weston\|British]]		\| nationality = [[Daniel Weston\|British]]

KingClark at 03:15, 29 June 2022

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	{{Love quest}}		{{Love quest}}
	{{DEFAULTSORT:Sorrentino}}		{{DEFAULTSORT:Sorrentino}}
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	[[Category:Sweethearts]]		[[Category:Sweethearts]]
	[[Category:Trolls]]		[[Category:Trolls]]
	[[Category:Catherine Saga]]		[[Category:Catherine Saga]]