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	"'''Challenge for Clyde'''" (originally "'''10112009'''") is a video in which [[Chris]] calls out [[Gregg Mays]]/[[Clyde Cash]]. He makes mention of friends several times in this video, which is odd because Chris has none. We also see more of Chris's fumbling attempts at martial arts, first seen in [[ACWCAudition]]. Throughout, he sounds oddly like Frankenstein's Monster (or at least, [[Speech Impediment\|more so than usual]]). He also regularly stares off-screen, almost as though he's reading something.		"'''Challenge for Clyde'''" (originally "'''10112009'''") is a video in which [[Chris]] calls out [[Gregg Mays]]/[[Clyde Cash]]. He makes mention of friends several times in this video, which is odd because Chris has none. We also see more of Chris's fumbling attempts at martial arts, first seen in [[ACWCAudition]]. Throughout, he sounds oddly like Frankenstein's Monster (or at least, [[Speech Impediment\|more so than usual]]). He also regularly stares off-screen, almost as though he's reading something.

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2023-10-02T02:25:24Z

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	Greeegg... [[Gregg Mays]]. [[Clyde Cash]]. ''Whatever the hell your real name is''.		Greeegg... [[Gregg Mays]]. [[Clyde Cash]]. ''Whatever the hell your real name is''.

	You need to stop. Torturing. My [[gal pals\|friends]]! Over the internet. And everywhere. I am your target. ''You'' want to face me. Co- I know, you do. You come to me. [[CWCFighter\|I will fight you.]] [[ Obesity\|I will ''crush'' you!]] You, you son of a bitch! I would beat you up mercilessly! What you have done to me and my friends. Every last ''one'' of them! [[Song of Christian#Part 2\|RRRRUGHH]]. [[I AM STRONG\|I am strong]], man. You do not want to mess with me. But you ''should'' come out and face me like a man, instead of hiding behind your goddamn. Mother's. Skirt! You are just a coward, just like every last damn stupid [[trolls\|troll]] on the internet. '''I'm calling you out!''' Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash! I'm calling you out! ~~'''~~You know where I live! You come right on over~~'''~~... and I will s- and we can settle this ''man to man''. '''RARH!'''		You need to stop. Torturing. My [[gal pals\|friends]]! Over the internet. And everywhere. I am your target. ''You'' want to face me. Co- I know, you do. You come to me. [[CWCFighter\|I will fight you.]] [[ Obesity\|I will ''crush'' you!]] You, you son of a bitch! I would beat you up mercilessly! What you have done to me and my friends. Every last ''one'' of them! [[Song of Christian#Part 2\|RRRRUGHH]]. [[I AM STRONG\|I am strong]], man. You do not want to mess with me. But you ''should'' come out and face me like a man, instead of hiding behind your goddamn. Mother's. Skirt! You are just a coward, just like every last damn stupid [[trolls\|troll]] on the internet. '''I'm calling you out!''' Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash! I'm calling you out! You know where I live! You come right on over... and I will s- and we can settle this ''man to man''. '''RARH!'''

	You wanna see how hard I would punch ya? [''picks up [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW\|High School yearbook]]''] This is a good heavy book! [''punches book''] I will punch you so hard [''bends over, picks up book again''] And I would even let you give me a few punches! [''punches self stupidly''] That one's on the house. [''punches self again''] [''punches self in stomach''] You wanna- come on! You wanna face me? '''Come on! Face me man! YOU FACE ME! YOU FACE ME RIGHT NOW, you son of a bitch! You face me!''' [''does some poorly executed "fighting moves", including hitting himself twice in the face again, and roars''] '''Come on, you son of a bitch! I'M CHALLENGING YOU! You come face me right NOW! You come face me, you damn son of a bitch!''' [''holds index finger up to camera, calms down'']		You wanna see how hard I would punch ya? [''picks up [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW\|High School yearbook]]''] This is a good heavy book! [''punches book''] I will punch you so hard [''bends over, picks up book again''] And I would even let you give me a few punches! [''punches self stupidly''] That one's on the house. [''punches self again''] [''punches self in stomach''] You wanna- come on! You wanna face me? '''Come on! Face me man! YOU FACE ME! YOU FACE ME RIGHT NOW, you son of a bitch! You face me!''' [''does some poorly executed "fighting moves", including hitting himself twice in the face again, and roars''] '''Come on, you son of a bitch! I'M CHALLENGING YOU! You come face me right NOW! You come face me, you damn son of a bitch!''' [''holds index finger up to camera, calms down'']

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2023-10-02T02:24:38Z

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	You need to stop. Torturing. My [[gal pals\|friends]]! Over the internet. And everywhere. I am your target. ''You'' want to face me. Co- I know, you do. You come to me. [[CWCFighter\|I will fight you.]] [[ Obesity\|I will ''crush'' you!]] You, you son of a bitch! I would beat you up mercilessly! What you have done to me and my friends. Every last ''one'' of them! [[Song of Christian#Part 2\|RRRRUGHH]]. [[I AM STRONG\|I am strong]], man. You do not want to mess with me. But you ''should'' come out and face me like a man, instead of hiding behind your goddamn. Mother's. Skirt! You are just a coward, just like every last damn stupid [[trolls\|troll]] on the internet. '''I'm calling you out!''' Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash! I'm calling you out! '''You know where I live! You come right on over'''... and I will s- and we can settle this ''man to man''. '''RARH!'''		You need to stop. Torturing. My [[gal pals\|friends]]! Over the internet. And everywhere. I am your target. ''You'' want to face me. Co- I know, you do. You come to me. [[CWCFighter\|I will fight you.]] [[ Obesity\|I will ''crush'' you!]] You, you son of a bitch! I would beat you up mercilessly! What you have done to me and my friends. Every last ''one'' of them! [[Song of Christian#Part 2\|RRRRUGHH]]. [[I AM STRONG\|I am strong]], man. You do not want to mess with me. But you ''should'' come out and face me like a man, instead of hiding behind your goddamn. Mother's. Skirt! You are just a coward, just like every last damn stupid [[trolls\|troll]] on the internet. '''I'm calling you out!''' Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash! I'm calling you out! '''You know where I live! You come right on over'''... and I will s- and we can settle this ''man to man''. '''RARH!'''

	You wanna see how hard I would punch ya? [''picks up [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW\|High School yearbook]]''] This is a good heavy book! [''punches book''] I will punch you so hard [''bends over, picks up book again''] And I would even let you give me a few punches! [''punches self stupidly''] That one's on the house. [''punches self again''] [''punches self in stomach''] You wanna- come on! You wanna face me? '''Come on! Face me man! YOU FACE ME! YOU FACE ME RIGHT NOW, you son of a bitch! You face me!''' [''does some poorly executed "fighting moves", including hitting himself twice in the face again, and roars''] '''Come on, you son of a bitch! I'~~m challenging you~~! You come face me right NOW! You come face me, you damn son of a bitch!''' [''holds index finger up to camera, calms down'']		You wanna see how hard I would punch ya? [''picks up [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW\|High School yearbook]]''] This is a good heavy book! [''punches book''] I will punch you so hard [''bends over, picks up book again''] And I would even let you give me a few punches! [''punches self stupidly''] That one's on the house. [''punches self again''] [''punches self in stomach''] You wanna- come on! You wanna face me? '''Come on! Face me man! YOU FACE ME! YOU FACE ME RIGHT NOW, you son of a bitch! You face me!''' [''does some poorly executed "fighting moves", including hitting himself twice in the face again, and roars''] '''Come on, you son of a bitch! I'M CHALLENGING YOU! You come face me right NOW! You come face me, you damn son of a bitch!''' [''holds index finger up to camera, calms down'']

	[''quietly''] Come- come face me. I'll be waiting. I'll be '''''waiting'''''. [''gives the finger'']		[''quietly''] Come- come face me. I'll be waiting. I'll be '''''waiting'''''. [''gives the finger'']

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	You need to stop. Torturing. My [[gal pals\|friends]]! Over the internet. And everywhere. I am your target. ''You'' want to face me. Co- I know, you do. You come to me. [[CWCFighter\|I will fight you.]] [[ Obesity\|I will ''crush'' you!]] You, you son of a bitch! I would beat you up mercilessly! What you have done to me and my friends. Every last ''one'' of them! [[Song of Christian#Part 2\|RRRRUGHH]]. [[I AM STRONG\|I am strong]], man. You do not want to mess with me. But you ''should'' come out and face me like a man, instead of hiding behind your goddamn. Mother's. Skirt! You are just a coward, just like every last damn stupid [[trolls\|troll]] on the internet. '''I'm calling you out!''' Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash! I'm calling you out! '''You know where I live! You come right on over'''... and I will s- and we can settle this ''man to man''. '''RARH!'''		You need to stop. Torturing. My [[gal pals\|friends]]! Over the internet. And everywhere. I am your target. ''You'' want to face me. Co- I know, you do. You come to me. [[CWCFighter\|I will fight you.]] [[ Obesity\|I will ''crush'' you!]] You, you son of a bitch! I would beat you up mercilessly! What you have done to me and my friends. Every last ''one'' of them! [[Song of Christian#Part 2\|RRRRUGHH]]. [[I AM STRONG\|I am strong]], man. You do not want to mess with me. But you ''should'' come out and face me like a man, instead of hiding behind your goddamn. Mother's. Skirt! You are just a coward, just like every last damn stupid [[trolls\|troll]] on the internet. '''I'm calling you out!''' Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash! I'm calling you out! '''You know where I live! You come right on over'''... and I will s- and we can settle this ''man to man''. '''RARH!'''

	You wanna see how hard I would punch ya? [''picks up [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW\|High School yearbook]]''] This is a good heavy book! [''punches book''] I will punch you so hard [''bends over, picks up book again''] And I would even let you give me a few punches! [''punches self stupidly''] That one's on the house. [''punches self again''] [''punches self in stomach''] You wanna- ~~'''~~come on! You wanna face me? Come on! Face me man! ~~You face me~~! ~~You face me right now~~, you son of a bitch! You face me!''' [''does some poorly executed "fighting moves", including hitting himself twice in the face again, and roars''] '''Come on, you son of a bitch! I'm challenging you! You come face me right NOW! You come face me, you damn son of a bitch!''' [''holds index finger up to camera, calms down'']		You wanna see how hard I would punch ya? [''picks up [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW\|High School yearbook]]''] This is a good heavy book! [''punches book''] I will punch you so hard [''bends over, picks up book again''] And I would even let you give me a few punches! [''punches self stupidly''] That one's on the house. [''punches self again''] [''punches self in stomach''] You wanna- come on! You wanna face me? '''Come on! Face me man! YOU FACE ME! YOU FACE ME RIGHT NOW, you son of a bitch! You face me!''' [''does some poorly executed "fighting moves", including hitting himself twice in the face again, and roars''] '''Come on, you son of a bitch! I'm challenging you! You come face me right NOW! You come face me, you damn son of a bitch!''' [''holds index finger up to camera, calms down'']

	[''quietly''] Come- come face me. I'll be waiting. I'll be '''''waiting'''''. [''gives the finger'']		[''quietly''] Come- come face me. I'll be waiting. I'll be '''''waiting'''''. [''gives the finger'']

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2023-10-02T02:21:32Z

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	Greeegg... [[Gregg Mays]]. [[Clyde Cash]]. ''Whatever the hell your real name is''.		Greeegg... [[Gregg Mays]]. [[Clyde Cash]]. ''Whatever the hell your real name is''.

	You need to ''stop''. Torturing'. My ''[[gal pals\|friends]]''! Over the internet. And everywhere. I am your target. ''You'' want to face ''me''. Co- I know, you do. You come to me. [[CWCFighter\|I will fight you.]] [[ Obesity\|I will ''crush'' you!]] You, you son of a bitch. I would beat you up mercilessly. What you have done to me and my friends. Every last ''one'' of them! [[Song of Christian#Part 2\|RRRRUGHH]]. [[I AM STRONG\|I am strong]], man. You do not want to mess with me. But you ''should'' come out and ~~'''~~face me like a man, instead of hiding behind your goddamn. Mother's. Skirt~~.'''~~ You are just a coward, just like every last damn stupid [[trolls\|troll]] on the internet. '''I'm calling you out!''' Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash! I'm calling you out! You know where I live! You come right on over... and I will s- and we can settle this ''man to man''. '''RARH!'''		You need to stop. Torturing. My [[gal pals\|friends]]! Over the internet. And everywhere. I am your target. ''You'' want to face me. Co- I know, you do. You come to me. [[CWCFighter\|I will fight you.]] [[ Obesity\|I will ''crush'' you!]] You, you son of a bitch! I would beat you up mercilessly! What you have done to me and my friends. Every last ''one'' of them! [[Song of Christian#Part 2\|RRRRUGHH]]. [[I AM STRONG\|I am strong]], man. You do not want to mess with me. But you ''should'' come out and face me like a man, instead of hiding behind your goddamn. Mother's. Skirt! You are just a coward, just like every last damn stupid [[trolls\|troll]] on the internet. '''I'm calling you out!''' Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash! I'm calling you out! '''You know where I live! You come right on over'''... and I will s- and we can settle this ''man to man''. '''RARH!'''

	You wanna see how hard I would punch ya? [''picks up [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW\|High School yearbook]]''] This is a good heavy book! [''punches book''] I will punch you so hard [''bends over, picks up book again''] And I would even let you give me a few punches! [''punches self stupidly''] That one's on the house. [''punches self again''] [''punches self in stomach''] You wanna- '''come on! You wanna face me? Come on! Face me man! You face me! You face me right now, you son of a bitch!~~'''~~ You face me! [''does some poorly executed "fighting moves", including hitting himself twice in the face again, and roars''] '''Come on, you son of a bitch! I'm challenging you! You come face me right NOW! You come face me, you damn son of a bitch!''' [''holds index finger up to camera, calms down'']		You wanna see how hard I would punch ya? [''picks up [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW\|High School yearbook]]''] This is a good heavy book! [''punches book''] I will punch you so hard [''bends over, picks up book again''] And I would even let you give me a few punches! [''punches self stupidly''] That one's on the house. [''punches self again''] [''punches self in stomach''] You wanna- '''come on! You wanna face me? Come on! Face me man! You face me! You face me right now, you son of a bitch! You face me!''' [''does some poorly executed "fighting moves", including hitting himself twice in the face again, and roars''] '''Come on, you son of a bitch! I'm challenging you! You come face me right NOW! You come face me, you damn son of a bitch!''' [''holds index finger up to camera, calms down'']

	[''quietly''] Come- come face me. I'll be waiting. I'll be '''''waiting'''''. [''gives the finger'']		[''quietly''] Come- come face me. I'll be waiting. I'll be '''''waiting'''''. [''gives the finger'']

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2023-10-02T02:18:35Z

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	Greeegg... [[Gregg Mays]]. [[Clyde Cash]]. ''Whatever the hell your real name is''.		Greeegg... [[Gregg Mays]]. [[Clyde Cash]]. ''Whatever the hell your real name is''.

	You need to ''stop''. ''Torturing''. My ''[[gal pals\|~~friend~~]]''! Over the internet. And everywhere. I am your target. ''You'' want to face ''me''. Co- I know, you do. You come to me. [[CWCFighter\|I will fight you.]] [[ Obesity\|I will ''crush'' you!]] You, you son of a bitch. I would beat you up mercilessly. What you have done to me and my friends. Every last ''one'' of them! [[Song of Christian#Part 2\|RRRRUGHH]]. [[I AM STRONG\|I am strong]], man. You do not want to mess with me. But you ''should'' come out and '''face me like a man, instead of hiding behind your goddamn. Mother's. Skirt.''' You are just a coward, just like every last damn stupid [[trolls\|troll]] on the internet. '''I'm calling you out!''' Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash! I'm calling you out! You know where I live! You come right on over... and I will s- and we can settle this ''man to man''. '''RARH!'''		You need to ''stop''. Torturing'. My ''[[gal pals\|friends]]''! Over the internet. And everywhere. I am your target. ''You'' want to face ''me''. Co- I know, you do. You come to me. [[CWCFighter\|I will fight you.]] [[ Obesity\|I will ''crush'' you!]] You, you son of a bitch. I would beat you up mercilessly. What you have done to me and my friends. Every last ''one'' of them! [[Song of Christian#Part 2\|RRRRUGHH]]. [[I AM STRONG\|I am strong]], man. You do not want to mess with me. But you ''should'' come out and '''face me like a man, instead of hiding behind your goddamn. Mother's. Skirt.''' You are just a coward, just like every last damn stupid [[trolls\|troll]] on the internet. '''I'm calling you out!''' Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash! I'm calling you out! You know where I live! You come right on over... and I will s- and we can settle this ''man to man''. '''RARH!'''

	You wanna see how hard I would punch ya? [''picks up [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW\|High School yearbook]]''] This is a good heavy book! [''punches book''] I will punch you so hard [''bends over, picks up book again''] And I would even let you give me a few punches! [''punches self stupidly''] That one's on the house. [''punches self again''] [''punches self in stomach''] You wanna- '''come on! You wanna face me? Come on! Face me man! You face me! You face me right now, you son of a bitch!''' You face me! [''does some poorly executed "fighting moves", including hitting himself twice in the face again, and roars''] '''Come on, you son of a bitch! I'm challenging you! You come face me right NOW! You come face me, you damn son of a bitch!''' [''holds index finger up to camera, calms down'']		You wanna see how hard I would punch ya? [''picks up [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW\|High School yearbook]]''] This is a good heavy book! [''punches book''] I will punch you so hard [''bends over, picks up book again''] And I would even let you give me a few punches! [''punches self stupidly''] That one's on the house. [''punches self again''] [''punches self in stomach''] You wanna- '''come on! You wanna face me? Come on! Face me man! You face me! You face me right now, you son of a bitch!''' You face me! [''does some poorly executed "fighting moves", including hitting himself twice in the face again, and roars''] '''Come on, you son of a bitch! I'm challenging you! You come face me right NOW! You come face me, you damn son of a bitch!''' [''holds index finger up to camera, calms down'']

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2023-10-02T02:17:59Z

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	Greeegg... [[Gregg Mays]]. [[Clyde Cash]]. ''Whatever the hell your real name is''.		Greeegg... [[Gregg Mays]]. [[Clyde Cash]]. ''Whatever the hell your real name is''.

	You need to ''stop''. ''Torturing''. My ''[[gal pals\|friend]]''! Over the internet. And everywhere. I am your target. ''You'' want to face ''me''. Co- I know, you do. You come to me. [[CWCFighter\|I will fight you.]] [[ Obesity\|I will ''crush'' you!]] You, you son of a bitch. I would beat you up mercilessly. What you have done to me and my friends. Every last ''one'' of them! [[Song of Christian#Part 2\|RRRRUGHH]]. [[I AM STRONG\|I am strong]], man. You do not want to mess with me. But you ''should'' come out and '''face me like a man, instead of hiding behind your goddamn. Mother's. Skirt.''' You are just a coward, just like every last damn stupid [[trolls\|troll]] on the internet. '''I'm calling you out!'' Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash! I'm calling you out! You know where I live! You come right on over... and I will s- and we can settle this ''man to man''. '''RARH!'''		You need to ''stop''. ''Torturing''. My ''[[gal pals\|friend]]''! Over the internet. And everywhere. I am your target. ''You'' want to face ''me''. Co- I know, you do. You come to me. [[CWCFighter\|I will fight you.]] [[ Obesity\|I will ''crush'' you!]] You, you son of a bitch. I would beat you up mercilessly. What you have done to me and my friends. Every last ''one'' of them! [[Song of Christian#Part 2\|RRRRUGHH]]. [[I AM STRONG\|I am strong]], man. You do not want to mess with me. But you ''should'' come out and '''face me like a man, instead of hiding behind your goddamn. Mother's. Skirt.''' You are just a coward, just like every last damn stupid [[trolls\|troll]] on the internet. '''I'm calling you out!''' Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash! I'm calling you out! You know where I live! You come right on over... and I will s- and we can settle this ''man to man''. '''RARH!'''

	You wanna see how hard I would punch ya? [''picks up [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW\|High School yearbook]]''] This is a good heavy book! [''punches book''] I will punch you so hard [''bends over, picks up book again''] And I would even let you give me a few punches! [''punches self stupidly''] That one's on the house. [''punches self again''] [''punches self in stomach''] You wanna- '''come on! You wanna face me? Come on! Face me man! You face me! You face me right now, you son of a bitch!''' You face me! [''does some poorly executed "fighting moves", including hitting himself twice in the face again, and roars''] '''Come on, you son of a bitch! I'm challenging you! You come face me right NOW! You come face me, you damn son of a bitch!''' [''holds index finger up to camera, calms down'']		You wanna see how hard I would punch ya? [''picks up [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW\|High School yearbook]]''] This is a good heavy book! [''punches book''] I will punch you so hard [''bends over, picks up book again''] And I would even let you give me a few punches! [''punches self stupidly''] That one's on the house. [''punches self again''] [''punches self in stomach''] You wanna- '''come on! You wanna face me? Come on! Face me man! You face me! You face me right now, you son of a bitch!''' You face me! [''does some poorly executed "fighting moves", including hitting himself twice in the face again, and roars''] '''Come on, you son of a bitch! I'm challenging you! You come face me right NOW! You come face me, you damn son of a bitch!''' [''holds index finger up to camera, calms down'']

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2023-10-02T02:17:20Z

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	Greeegg... [[Gregg Mays]]. [[Clyde Cash]]. ''Whatever the hell your real name is''.		Greeegg... [[Gregg Mays]]. [[Clyde Cash]]. ''Whatever the hell your real name is''.

	You need to ''stop''. ''Torturing''. My ''[[gal pals\|~~FRIENDS~~]]''. Over the internet. And everywhere. I am your target. ''You'' want to face ''me''. Co- I know, you do. You come to me. [[CWCFighter\|I will fight you.]] [[ Obesity\|I will ''crush'' you!]] You, you son of a bitch. I would beat you up mercilessly. What you have done to me and my friends. Every last ''one'' of them! [[Song of Christian#Part 2\|~~Rrrruggh~~]]. [[I AM STRONG\|I am strong]], man. You do not want to mess with me. But you ''should'' come out and face me like a man, instead of hiding behind your goddamn. Mother's. Skirt. You are just a coward, just like every last damn stupid [[trolls\|troll]] on the internet. I'm calling you out, Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash! I'm calling you out! You know where I live! You come right on over... and I will s- and we can settle this ''man to man''. RARH!		You need to ''stop''. ''Torturing''. My ''[[gal pals\|friend]]''! Over the internet. And everywhere. I am your target. ''You'' want to face ''me''. Co- I know, you do. You come to me. [[CWCFighter\|I will fight you.]] [[ Obesity\|I will ''crush'' you!]] You, you son of a bitch. I would beat you up mercilessly. What you have done to me and my friends. Every last ''one'' of them! [[Song of Christian#Part 2\|RRRRUGHH]]. [[I AM STRONG\|I am strong]], man. You do not want to mess with me. But you ''should'' come out and '''face me like a man, instead of hiding behind your goddamn. Mother's. Skirt.''' You are just a coward, just like every last damn stupid [[trolls\|troll]] on the internet. '''I'm calling you out!'' Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash! I'm calling you out! You know where I live! You come right on over... and I will s- and we can settle this ''man to man''. '''RARH!'''

	You wanna see how hard I would punch ya? [''picks up [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW\|High School yearbook]]''] This is a good heavy book! [''punches book''] I will punch you so hard [''bends over, picks up book again''] And I would even let you give me a few punches! [''punches self stupidly''] That one's on the house. [''punches self again''] [''punches self in stomach''] You wanna- come on? You wanna face me? Come on! ~~'''~~Face me man! You face me! You face me right now, you son of a bitch!''' You face me! [''does some poorly executed "fighting moves", including hitting himself twice in the face again, and roars''] Come on, you son of a bitch! I'm challenging you! You come face me right ~~now~~! You come face me, you damn son of a bitch! [''holds index finger up to camera, calms down'']		You wanna see how hard I would punch ya? [''picks up [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW\|High School yearbook]]''] This is a good heavy book! [''punches book''] I will punch you so hard [''bends over, picks up book again''] And I would even let you give me a few punches! [''punches self stupidly''] That one's on the house. [''punches self again''] [''punches self in stomach''] You wanna- '''come on! You wanna face me? Come on! Face me man! You face me! You face me right now, you son of a bitch!''' You face me! [''does some poorly executed "fighting moves", including hitting himself twice in the face again, and roars''] '''Come on, you son of a bitch! I'm challenging you! You come face me right NOW! You come face me, you damn son of a bitch!''' [''holds index finger up to camera, calms down'']

	[''quietly''] Come- come face me. I'll be waiting. I'll be '''''waiting'''''. [''gives the finger'']		[''quietly''] Come- come face me. I'll be waiting. I'll be '''''waiting'''''. [''gives the finger'']

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	You need to ''stop''. ''Torturing''. My ''[[gal pals\|FRIENDS]]''. Over the internet. And everywhere. I am your target. ''You'' want to face ''me''. Co- I know, you do. You come to me. [[CWCFighter\|I will fight you.]] [[ Obesity\|I will ''crush'' you!]] You, you son of a bitch. I would beat you up mercilessly. What you have done to me and my friends. Every last ''one'' of them! [[Song of Christian#Part 2\|Rrrruggh]]. [[I AM STRONG\|I am strong]], man. You do not want to mess with me. But you ''should'' come out and face me like a man, instead of hiding behind your goddamn. Mother's. Skirt. You are just a coward, just like every last damn stupid [[trolls\|troll]] on the internet. I'm calling you out, Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash! I'm calling you out! You know where I live! You come right on over... and I will s- and we can settle this ''man to man''. RARH!		You need to ''stop''. ''Torturing''. My ''[[gal pals\|FRIENDS]]''. Over the internet. And everywhere. I am your target. ''You'' want to face ''me''. Co- I know, you do. You come to me. [[CWCFighter\|I will fight you.]] [[ Obesity\|I will ''crush'' you!]] You, you son of a bitch. I would beat you up mercilessly. What you have done to me and my friends. Every last ''one'' of them! [[Song of Christian#Part 2\|Rrrruggh]]. [[I AM STRONG\|I am strong]], man. You do not want to mess with me. But you ''should'' come out and face me like a man, instead of hiding behind your goddamn. Mother's. Skirt. You are just a coward, just like every last damn stupid [[trolls\|troll]] on the internet. I'm calling you out, Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash! I'm calling you out! You know where I live! You come right on over... and I will s- and we can settle this ''man to man''. RARH!

	You wanna see how hard I would punch ya? [''picks up [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW\|High School yearbook'']]] This is a good heavy book! [''~~throws~~ book''] I will punch you so hard [''bends over, picks up book again''] And I would even let you give me a few punches! [''punches self stupidly''] That one's on the house. [''punches self again''] [''punches self in stomach''] You wanna- come on? You wanna face me? Come on! '''Face me man! You face me! You face me right now, you son of a bitch!''' You face me! [''does some poorly executed "fighting moves", including hitting himself twice in the face again, and roars''] Come on, you son of a bitch! I'm challenging you! You come face me right now! You come face me, you damn son of a bitch! [''holds index finger up to camera, calms down'']		You wanna see how hard I would punch ya? [''picks up [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW\|High School yearbook]]''] This is a good heavy book! [''punches book''] I will punch you so hard [''bends over, picks up book again''] And I would even let you give me a few punches! [''punches self stupidly''] That one's on the house. [''punches self again''] [''punches self in stomach''] You wanna- come on? You wanna face me? Come on! '''Face me man! You face me! You face me right now, you son of a bitch!''' You face me! [''does some poorly executed "fighting moves", including hitting himself twice in the face again, and roars''] Come on, you son of a bitch! I'm challenging you! You come face me right now! You come face me, you damn son of a bitch! [''holds index finger up to camera, calms down'']

	[''quietly''] Come- come face me. I'll be waiting. I'll be '''''waiting'''''. [''gives the finger'']		[''quietly''] Come- come face me. I'll be waiting. I'll be '''''waiting'''''. [''gives the finger'']

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	You need to ''stop''. ''Torturing''. My ''[[gal pals\|FRIENDS]]''. Over the internet. And everywhere. I am your target. ''You'' want to face ''me''. Co- I know, you do. You come to me. [[CWCFighter\|I will fight you.]] [[ Obesity\|I will ''crush'' you!]] You, you son of a bitch. I would beat you up mercilessly. What you have done to me and my friends. Every last ''one'' of them! [[Song of Christian#Part 2\|Rrrruggh]]. [[I AM STRONG\|I am strong]], man. You do not want to mess with me. But you ''should'' come out and face me like a man, instead of hiding behind your goddamn. Mother's. Skirt. You are just a coward, just like every last damn stupid [[trolls\|troll]] on the internet. I'm calling you out, Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash! I'm calling you out! You know where I live! You come right on over... and I will s- and we can settle this ''man to man''. RARH!		You need to ''stop''. ''Torturing''. My ''[[gal pals\|FRIENDS]]''. Over the internet. And everywhere. I am your target. ''You'' want to face ''me''. Co- I know, you do. You come to me. [[CWCFighter\|I will fight you.]] [[ Obesity\|I will ''crush'' you!]] You, you son of a bitch. I would beat you up mercilessly. What you have done to me and my friends. Every last ''one'' of them! [[Song of Christian#Part 2\|Rrrruggh]]. [[I AM STRONG\|I am strong]], man. You do not want to mess with me. But you ''should'' come out and face me like a man, instead of hiding behind your goddamn. Mother's. Skirt. You are just a coward, just like every last damn stupid [[trolls\|troll]] on the internet. I'm calling you out, Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash! I'm calling you out! You know where I live! You come right on over... and I will s- and we can settle this ''man to man''. RARH!

	You wanna see how hard I would punch ya? [''picks up [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW\|High School yearbook'']]] This is a good heavy book! [''throws book''] I will punch you so hard [''bends over, picks up book again''] And I would even let you give me a few punches! [''punches self stupidly''] That one's on the house. [''punches self again''] [''punches self in stomach''] You wanna- come on? You wanna face me? Come on! Face me man! You face me! You face me right now, you son of a bitch! You face me! [''does some poorly executed "fighting moves", including hitting himself twice in the face again, and roars''] Come on, you son of a bitch! I'm challenging you! You come face me right now! You come face me, you damn son of a bitch! [''holds index finger up to camera, calms down'']		You wanna see how hard I would punch ya? [''picks up [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW\|High School yearbook'']]] This is a good heavy book! [''throws book''] I will punch you so hard [''bends over, picks up book again''] And I would even let you give me a few punches! [''punches self stupidly''] That one's on the house. [''punches self again''] [''punches self in stomach''] You wanna- come on? You wanna face me? Come on! '''Face me man! You face me! You face me right now, you son of a bitch!''' You face me! [''does some poorly executed "fighting moves", including hitting himself twice in the face again, and roars''] Come on, you son of a bitch! I'm challenging you! You come face me right now! You come face me, you damn son of a bitch! [''holds index finger up to camera, calms down'']

	[''quietly''] Come- come face me. I'll be waiting. I'll be '''''waiting'''''. [''gives the finger'']		[''quietly''] Come- come face me. I'll be waiting. I'll be '''''waiting'''''. [''gives the finger'']