Cherokian Clan - Revision history

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	[[File:Unga Wunga Time.jpg\|thumb\|left\|300px\|Chris's pornographic drawing honoring his assumed Native American heritage features a surprisingly ethnically-diverse cast of characters.]]		[[File:Unga Wunga Time.jpg\|thumb\|left\|300px\|Chris's pornographic drawing honoring his assumed Native American heritage features a surprisingly ethnically-diverse cast of characters.]]
	"'''UNGA-WUNGA'''" is a horrifying piece of [[Chris and art\|art]] produced by Chris. Chris is pictured having [[hanky-panky]] with what is supposed to be [[Jackie]] up against a tree, with a group of 'native' people cheering and [[mass debating]] (at the same time) all around them. Chris came up with this idea on his own; Jackie had asked him to draw of picture of (non-specific) men jacking off at the sight of Chris and Jackie having sex in a pool. Chris justified the drawing with the tired claim that he is 1/16th Cherokee. As for the name of the piece, Chris said it was "just an expression I randomly picked for the natives to chant as they jerked off."<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 11]]</ref> This sums up how [[naïve]] and utterly racist Chris is when it comes to Native Americans. ~~Even the~~ people in the picture don't look like Native Americans, ~~but look~~ more ~~white~~ and [[Chris and race#Black_people\|~~African~~]].		"'''UNGA-WUNGA'''" is a horrifying piece of [[Chris and art\|art]] produced by Chris. Chris is pictured having [[hanky-panky]] with what is supposed to be [[Jackie]] up against a tree, with a group of 'native' people cheering and [[mass debating]] (at the same time) all around them. Chris came up with this idea on his own; Jackie had asked him to draw of picture of (non-specific) men jacking off at the sight of Chris and Jackie having sex in a pool. Chris justified the drawing with the tired claim that he is 1/16th Cherokee. As for the name of the piece, Chris said it was "just an expression I randomly picked for the natives to chant as they jerked off."<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 11]]</ref> This sums up how [[naïve]] and utterly racist Chris is when it comes to Native Americans. The people in the picture don't even look like Native Americans, more closely resembling whites and [[Chris and race#Black_people\|Africans]].
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	[[File:2023ChrisDNATest.png\|thumb\|200px\|Is there still a chance?]]		[[File:2023ChrisDNATest.png\|thumb\|200px\|Is there still a chance?]]

	Chris is among a very large number of [[United States of America\|Americans]] — most of whom aren't autistic man-children — who claim to have some distant [[Wikipedia:Native American\|Native American]] heritage. In particular, it is common for many white and [[Chris and ~~Race~~#Black_people\|black]] people, especially in the South, to specifically claim Cherokee heritage. How accurate all of those claims are is another matter. At least in some cases, it is more likely that the "Cherokee ancestor" is a cover for having a distant black ancestor if the person claiming the ancestry is white, or vice versa.		Chris is among a very large number of [[United States of America\|Americans]] — most of whom aren't autistic man-children — who claim to have some distant [[Wikipedia:Native American\|Native American]] heritage. In particular, it is common for many white and [[Chris and race#Black_people\|black]] people, especially in the South, to specifically claim Cherokee heritage. How accurate all of those claims are is another matter. At least in some cases, it is more likely that the "Cherokee ancestor" is a cover for having a distant black ancestor if the person claiming the ancestry is white, or vice versa.

	Chris has actually given multiple values for how much Cherokee blood he has; for example, in Chris's emails to [[Jackie E-mails 16\|Jackie]], he says that he's actually 1/16 Cherokee Indian, but then in the [[Regina e-mails\|Regina Emails]], he states he's 1/32 Cherokee. [[Bob]] seems to have encouraged Chris's claims to Native ancestry, telling [[Emily]] that he (Bob) was "at least" one-fourth Cherokee. Assuming Bob was correct, this would mean Chris is actually at least one-eighth Cherokee. Chris's claims that he is 1/16 or 1/32 Cherokee would indicate that he is shitty at math or that Bob himself is inconsistent.		Chris has actually given multiple values for how much Cherokee blood he has; for example, in Chris's emails to [[Jackie E-mails 16\|Jackie]], he says that he's actually 1/16 Cherokee Indian, but then in the [[Regina e-mails\|Regina Emails]], he states he's 1/32 Cherokee. [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]] seems to have encouraged Chris's claims to Native ancestry, telling [[Emily]] that he (Bob) was "at least" one-fourth Cherokee. Assuming Bob was correct, this would mean Chris is actually at least one-eighth Cherokee. Chris's claims that he is 1/16 or 1/32 Cherokee would indicate that he is shitty at math or that Bob himself is inconsistent.

	Chris also seems to be unaware of or uninterested in which branch of his father's family tree his Cherokee ancestry comes from. In the [[Chandler Family Tree#Poké Family Tree\|Poké Family Tree]] he made in [[Manchester High School\|12th grade]], he gives stereotypical Native American garb to all eight of his paternal great-great-grandparents, even though he does not even know most of their names. From Bob's comments in [[prank calls]], it can be inferred that his Cherokee ancestry comes from Bob's mother's side—Bob claims to have Cherokee relatives who live in Oklahoma, and he says that he is a "neighbor" of an Oklahoman caller because he was born in [[wikipedia:Forth Worth, Texas\|Fort Worth, Texas]]. Since Bob's mother is from Texas and his father is from Alabama, it is more likely that his Oklahoman relatives would be from his mother's side.		Chris also seems to be unaware of or uninterested in which branch of his father's family tree his Cherokee ancestry comes from. In the [[Chandler Family Tree#Poké Family Tree\|Poké Family Tree]] he made in [[Manchester High School\|12th grade]], he gives stereotypical Native American garb to all eight of his paternal great-great-grandparents, even though he does not even know most of their names. From Bob's comments in [[prank calls]], it can be inferred that his Cherokee ancestry comes from Bob's mother's side—Bob claims to have Cherokee relatives who live in Oklahoma, and he says that he is a "neighbor" of an Oklahoman caller because he was born in [[wikipedia:Forth Worth, Texas\|Fort Worth, Texas]]. Since Bob's mother is from Texas and his father is from Alabama, it is more likely that his Oklahoman relatives would be from his mother's side.

	When considering the likelihood of this account, it should also be noted that Chris also claims to be descended from [[Anne Boleyn]], whose [[Wikipedia:Elizabeth I of England\|only offspring]] died without children, as well as Englishman [[Daniel Weston]], who didn't exist at all. For someone who takes pride in his Cherokee ancestry, he is extremely ignorant regarding actual Cherokees, who bear no physical resemblance to Chris's portrayals whatsoever. He depicts the [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] as white-skinned and blue-eyed (and looking very much like Chris himself), referring to Cherokee artifacts, customs, and people with the dubious demonym "Cherokian," and slathering them in solid gold ''Sonichu''-themed jewelry and armor. Interestingly, the large amount of gold, the decoration, the coloration, and the overall design makes the character look far more [[Wikipedia:Maya civilization\|Mayan]] or Ancient Italian ([[Wikipedia:Samnites\|Samnite]], [[Wikipedia:Etruscan civilization\|Etruscan]] and [[Wikipedia:Roman Republic\|early Roman Republic]]) than anything else. Apparently it's all the same to Chris.		When considering the likelihood of this account, it should also be noted that Chris also claims to be descended from [[Anne Boleyn]], whose [[Wikipedia:Elizabeth I of England\|only offspring]] died without children, as well as Englishman [[Daniel Weston]], who didn't exist at all. For someone who takes pride in his Cherokee ancestry, he is extremely ignorant regarding actual Cherokees, who bear no physical resemblance to Chris's portrayals whatsoever. He depicts the [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] as white-skinned and blue-eyed (and looking very much like Chris himself), referring to Cherokee artifacts, customs, and people with the dubious demonym "Cherokian," and slathering them in solid gold ''Sonichu''-themed jewelry and armor. Interestingly, the large amount of gold, the decoration, the coloration, and the overall design makes the character look far more [[Wikipedia:Maya civilization\|Mayan]] or Ancient Italian ([[Wikipedia:Samnites\|Samnite]], [[Wikipedia:Etruscan civilization\|Etruscan]] and [[Wikipedia:Roman Republic\|early Roman Republic]]) than anything else. Apparently, it's all the same to Chris.

	When a fan asked Chris to explain his inaccuracies regarding the Cherokee people and their presentation in the comic, Chris offered that he didn't know as much about the Cherokees as he possibly could. He refused to concede that he was wrong, but simply said that there might be a few facts he had glossed over.<ref>[[Mailbag 8#Chris the editor]]</ref>		When a fan asked Chris to explain his inaccuracies regarding the Cherokee people and their presentation in the comic, Chris offered that he didn't know as much about the Cherokees as he possibly could. He refused to concede that he was wrong, but simply said that there might be a few facts he had glossed over.<ref>[[Mailbag 8#Chris the editor]]</ref>

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	[[File:Unga Wunga Time.jpg\|thumb\|left\|300px\|Chris's pornographic drawing honoring his assumed Native American heritage features a surprisingly ethnically-diverse cast of characters.]]		[[File:Unga Wunga Time.jpg\|thumb\|left\|300px\|Chris's pornographic drawing honoring his assumed Native American heritage features a surprisingly ethnically-diverse cast of characters.]]
	"'''UNGA-WUNGA'''" is a horrifying piece of [[Chris and art\|art]] produced by Chris. Chris is pictured having [[hanky-panky]] with what is supposed to be [[Jackie]] up against a tree, with a group of 'native' people cheering and [[mass debating]] (at the same time) all around them. Chris came up with this idea on his own; Jackie had asked him to draw of picture of (non-specific) men jacking off at the sight of Chris and Jackie having sex in a pool. Chris justified the drawing with the tired claim that he is 1/16th Cherokee. As for the name of the piece, Chris said it was "just an expression I randomly picked for the natives to chant as they jerked off."<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 11]]</ref> This sums up how [[naïve]] and utterly racist Chris is when it comes to Native Americans. Even the people in the picture don't look like Native Americans, but look more white and [[Chris and ~~Race~~#Black_people\|African]].		"'''UNGA-WUNGA'''" is a horrifying piece of [[Chris and art\|art]] produced by Chris. Chris is pictured having [[hanky-panky]] with what is supposed to be [[Jackie]] up against a tree, with a group of 'native' people cheering and [[mass debating]] (at the same time) all around them. Chris came up with this idea on his own; Jackie had asked him to draw of picture of (non-specific) men jacking off at the sight of Chris and Jackie having sex in a pool. Chris justified the drawing with the tired claim that he is 1/16th Cherokee. As for the name of the piece, Chris said it was "just an expression I randomly picked for the natives to chant as they jerked off."<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 11]]</ref> This sums up how [[naïve]] and utterly racist Chris is when it comes to Native Americans. Even the people in the picture don't look like Native Americans, but look more white and [[Chris and race#Black_people\|African]].
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	[[File:2023ChrisDNATest.png\|thumb\|200px\|Is there still a chance?]]		[[File:2023ChrisDNATest.png\|thumb\|200px\|Is there still a chance?]]

	Chris is among a very large number of [[United States of America\|Americans]] — most of whom aren't autistic man-children — who claim to have some distant [[Wikipedia:Native American\|Native American]] heritage. In particular, it is common for many white and [[~~Niggos~~\|black]] people, especially in the South, to specifically claim Cherokee heritage. How accurate all of those claims are is another matter. At least in some cases, it is more likely that the "Cherokee ancestor" is a cover for having a distant black ancestor if the person claiming the ancestry is white, or vice versa.		Chris is among a very large number of [[United States of America\|Americans]] — most of whom aren't autistic man-children — who claim to have some distant [[Wikipedia:Native American\|Native American]] heritage. In particular, it is common for many white and [[Chris and Race#Black_people\|black]] people, especially in the South, to specifically claim Cherokee heritage. How accurate all of those claims are is another matter. At least in some cases, it is more likely that the "Cherokee ancestor" is a cover for having a distant black ancestor if the person claiming the ancestry is white, or vice versa.

	Chris has actually given multiple values for how much Cherokee blood he has; for example, in Chris's emails to [[Jackie E-mails 16\|Jackie]], he says that he's actually 1/16 Cherokee Indian, but then in the [[Regina e-mails\|Regina Emails]], he states he's 1/32 Cherokee. [[Bob]] seems to have encouraged Chris's claims to Native ancestry, telling [[Emily]] that he (Bob) was "at least" one-fourth Cherokee. Assuming Bob was correct, this would mean Chris is actually at least one-eighth Cherokee. Chris's claims that he is 1/16 or 1/32 Cherokee would indicate that he is shitty at math or that Bob himself is inconsistent.		Chris has actually given multiple values for how much Cherokee blood he has; for example, in Chris's emails to [[Jackie E-mails 16\|Jackie]], he says that he's actually 1/16 Cherokee Indian, but then in the [[Regina e-mails\|Regina Emails]], he states he's 1/32 Cherokee. [[Bob]] seems to have encouraged Chris's claims to Native ancestry, telling [[Emily]] that he (Bob) was "at least" one-fourth Cherokee. Assuming Bob was correct, this would mean Chris is actually at least one-eighth Cherokee. Chris's claims that he is 1/16 or 1/32 Cherokee would indicate that he is shitty at math or that Bob himself is inconsistent.
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	[[File:Unga Wunga Time.jpg\|thumb\|left\|300px\|Chris's pornographic drawing honoring his assumed Native American heritage features a surprisingly ethnically-diverse cast of characters.]]		[[File:Unga Wunga Time.jpg\|thumb\|left\|300px\|Chris's pornographic drawing honoring his assumed Native American heritage features a surprisingly ethnically-diverse cast of characters.]]
	"'''UNGA-WUNGA'''" is a horrifying piece of [[Chris and art\|art]] produced by Chris. Chris is pictured having [[hanky-panky]] with what is supposed to be [[Jackie]] up against a tree, with a group of 'native' people cheering and [[mass debating]] (at the same time) all around them. Chris came up with this idea on his own; Jackie had asked him to draw of picture of (non-specific) men jacking off at the sight of Chris and Jackie having sex in a pool. Chris justified the drawing with the tired claim that he is 1/16th Cherokee. As for the name of the piece, Chris said it was "just an expression I randomly picked for the natives to chant as they jerked off."<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 11]]</ref> This sums up how [[naïve]] and utterly racist Chris is when it comes to Native Americans. Even the people in the picture don't look like Native Americans, but look more white and [[~~Niggos~~\|African]].		"'''UNGA-WUNGA'''" is a horrifying piece of [[Chris and art\|art]] produced by Chris. Chris is pictured having [[hanky-panky]] with what is supposed to be [[Jackie]] up against a tree, with a group of 'native' people cheering and [[mass debating]] (at the same time) all around them. Chris came up with this idea on his own; Jackie had asked him to draw of picture of (non-specific) men jacking off at the sight of Chris and Jackie having sex in a pool. Chris justified the drawing with the tired claim that he is 1/16th Cherokee. As for the name of the piece, Chris said it was "just an expression I randomly picked for the natives to chant as they jerked off."<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 11]]</ref> This sums up how [[naïve]] and utterly racist Chris is when it comes to Native Americans. Even the people in the picture don't look like Native Americans, but look more white and [[Chris and Race#Black_people\|African]].
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	[[File:Unga Wunga Time.jpg\|thumb\|left\|300px\|Chris's pornographic drawing honoring his assumed Native American heritage features a surprisingly ethnically-diverse cast of characters.]]		[[File:Unga Wunga Time.jpg\|thumb\|left\|300px\|Chris's pornographic drawing honoring his assumed Native American heritage features a surprisingly ethnically-diverse cast of characters.]]
	"'''UNGA-WUNGA'''" is a horrifying piece of [[Chris and art\|art]] produced by Chris. Chris is pictured having [[hanky-panky]] with what is supposed to be [[Jackie]] up against a tree, with a group of 'native' people cheering and [[mass debating]] (at the same time) all around them. Chris came up with this idea on his own; Jackie had asked him to draw of picture of (non-specific) men jacking off at the sight of Chris and Jackie having sex in a pool. Chris justified the drawing with the tired claim that he is 1/16th Cherokee. As for the name of the piece, Chris said it was "just an expression I randomly picked for the natives to chant as they jerked off."<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 11]]</ref> This sums up how [[naïve]] and utterly racist Chris is when it comes to Native Americans. Even the people in the picture don't look like Native Americans, but look more white and [[Niggos\|African~~-American~~]].		"'''UNGA-WUNGA'''" is a horrifying piece of [[Chris and art\|art]] produced by Chris. Chris is pictured having [[hanky-panky]] with what is supposed to be [[Jackie]] up against a tree, with a group of 'native' people cheering and [[mass debating]] (at the same time) all around them. Chris came up with this idea on his own; Jackie had asked him to draw of picture of (non-specific) men jacking off at the sight of Chris and Jackie having sex in a pool. Chris justified the drawing with the tired claim that he is 1/16th Cherokee. As for the name of the piece, Chris said it was "just an expression I randomly picked for the natives to chant as they jerked off."<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 11]]</ref> This sums up how [[naïve]] and utterly racist Chris is when it comes to Native Americans. Even the people in the picture don't look like Native Americans, but look more white and [[Niggos\|African]].
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	{{Quote\|I will admit, my knowledge of the Cherokees can be better.\|Chris, [[Mailbag 8]]}}		{{Quote\|I will admit, my knowledge of the Cherokees can be better.\|Chris, [[Mailbag 8]]}}

	[[Chris]] ~~claims to have~~ at least one ancestor on his [[Bob\|father]]'s side who is [[Wikipedia:Cherokee\|Cherokee]]. ~~Thus, the~~ '''Cherokian Clan''' is the tribe he believes this ancestor belongs to. The ancient exploits of the clan figure heavily into the mythology of the ''[[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]]'' comics.		[[Chris]] has at least one ancestor on his [[Bob\|father]]'s side who is [[Wikipedia:Cherokee\|Cherokee]]. The '''Cherokian Clan''' is the tribe he believes this ancestor belongs to. The ancient exploits of the clan figure heavily into the mythology of the ''[[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]]'' comics.

	The primary rival tribe of the Cherokian Clan was the [[Wasabi Clan]].		The primary rival tribe of the Cherokian Clan was the [[Wasabi Clan]].

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	On 16 January 2025, CWCki editor [[User:~~Cilria~~]] discovered Chris' 7th great-grandmother, [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan#Actual Cherokee Ancestor\|Polly Bowman Cherokee]]. This means Chris was right all along, and those who doubted him are in the wrong. <ref group = note>Although... Chris is actually 1/512 Cherokee and not 1/32 as he claimed. But hey, details.</ref>		On 16 January 2025, CWCki editor [[User:Cilria2\|Cilria2]] discovered Chris' 7th great-grandmother, [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan#Actual Cherokee Ancestor\|Polly Bowman Cherokee]]. This means Chris was right all along, and those who doubted him are in the wrong. <ref group = note>Although... Chris is actually 1/512 Cherokee and not 1/32 as he claimed. But hey, details.</ref>

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	In March 2018, Chris posted the results of a DNA test on Facebook,<ref>[[March 2018 social media posts#Apology to jewish people]]</ref> which indicated that he had zero Native American ancestry. Chris made no comment on this discrepancy with his past claims. Later, Chris's 23andMe results were updated to include a 0.2% component of Siberian ancestry, possibly a sign of a distant Native American ancestor as North Asian and Native American populations are closely related.<ref>[https://customercare.23andme.com/hc/en-us/articles/202906870-Can-23andMe-identify-Native-American-ancestry-]</ref> Chris has yet to comment on these new results. If Chris is in fact of Native American descent, it is well under 1/32 of his ancestry.		In March 2018, Chris posted the results of a DNA test on Facebook,<ref>[[March 2018 social media posts#Apology to jewish people]]</ref> which indicated that he had zero Native American ancestry. Chris made no comment on this discrepancy with his past claims. Later, Chris's 23andMe results were updated to include a 0.2% component of Siberian ancestry, possibly a sign of a distant Native American ancestor as North Asian and Native American populations are closely related.<ref>[https://customercare.23andme.com/hc/en-us/articles/202906870-Can-23andMe-identify-Native-American-ancestry-]</ref> Chris has yet to comment on these new results. If Chris is in fact of Native American descent, it is well under 1/32 of his ancestry.


			On 16 January 2025, CWCki editor [[User:Cilria]] discovered Chris' 7th great-grandmother, [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan#Actual Cherokee Ancestor\|Polly Bowman Cherokee]]. This means Chris was right all along, and those who doubted him are in the wrong. <ref group = note>Although... Chris is actually 1/512 Cherokee and not 1/32 as he claimed. But hey, details.</ref>

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	In March 2018, Chris posted the results of a DNA test on Facebook,<ref>[[March 2018 social media posts#Apology to jewish people]]</ref> which indicated that he had zero Native American ancestry. Chris made no comment on this discrepancy with his past claims. Later, Chris's 23andMe results were updated to include a 0.2% component of Siberian ancestry, possibly a sign of a distant Native American ancestor as North Asian and Native American populations are closely related.<ref>[https://customercare.23andme.com/hc/en-us/articles/202906870-Can-23andMe-identify-Native-American-ancestry-]</ref> Chris has yet to comment on these new results. If Chris is in fact of Native American descent, it is well under 1/32 of his ancestry.		In March 2018, Chris posted the results of a DNA test on Facebook,<ref>[[March 2018 social media posts#Apology to jewish people]]</ref> which indicated that he had zero Native American ancestry. Chris made no comment on this discrepancy with his past claims. Later, Chris's 23andMe results were updated to include a 0.2% component of Siberian ancestry, possibly a sign of a distant Native American ancestor as North Asian and Native American populations are closely related.<ref>[https://customercare.23andme.com/hc/en-us/articles/202906870-Can-23andMe-identify-Native-American-ancestry-]</ref> Chris has yet to comment on these new results. If Chris is in fact of Native American descent, it is well under 1/32 of his ancestry.

	On 16 January 2025, CWCki editor [[User:Cilria]] discovered Chris' 7th great-grandmother, [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan#Actual Cherokee Ancestor\|Polly Bowman Cherokee]]. This means Chris was right all along, and those who doubted him are in the wrong. <ref group = note>Although... Chris is actually 1/512 Cherokee and not 1/32 as he claimed. But hey, details.</ref> Although... Chris is actually 1/512 Cherokee and not 1/32 as he claimed. But hey, details.

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	*[[Chris and race#Native Americans\|Chris and race]] - More analysis of Chris's view of Native Americans.		*[[Chris and race#Native Americans\|Chris and race]] - More analysis of Chris's view of Native Americans.

	==References==		{{Notes}}
	~~<references/>~~		{{References}}

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	In March 2018, Chris posted the results of a DNA test on Facebook,<ref>[[March 2018 social media posts#Apology to jewish people]]</ref> which indicated that he had zero Native American ancestry. Chris made no comment on this discrepancy with his past claims. Later, Chris's 23andMe results were updated to include a 0.2% component of Siberian ancestry, possibly a sign of a distant Native American ancestor as North Asian and Native American populations are closely related.<ref>[https://customercare.23andme.com/hc/en-us/articles/202906870-Can-23andMe-identify-Native-American-ancestry-]</ref> Chris has yet to comment on these new results. If Chris is in fact of Native American descent, it is well under 1/32 of his ancestry.		In March 2018, Chris posted the results of a DNA test on Facebook,<ref>[[March 2018 social media posts#Apology to jewish people]]</ref> which indicated that he had zero Native American ancestry. Chris made no comment on this discrepancy with his past claims. Later, Chris's 23andMe results were updated to include a 0.2% component of Siberian ancestry, possibly a sign of a distant Native American ancestor as North Asian and Native American populations are closely related.<ref>[https://customercare.23andme.com/hc/en-us/articles/202906870-Can-23andMe-identify-Native-American-ancestry-]</ref> Chris has yet to comment on these new results. If Chris is in fact of Native American descent, it is well under 1/32 of his ancestry.

			On 16 January 2025, CWCki editor [[User:Cilria]] discovered Chris' 7th great-grandmother, [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan#Actual Cherokee Ancestor\|Polly Bowman Cherokee]]. This means Chris was right all along, and those who doubted him are in the wrong. <ref group = note>Although... Chris is actually 1/512 Cherokee and not 1/32 as he claimed. But hey, details.</ref> Although... Chris is actually 1/512 Cherokee and not 1/32 as he claimed. But hey, details.

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	[[File:2023ChrisDNATest.png\|thumb\|200px\|Is there still a chance?]]		[[File:2023ChrisDNATest.png\|thumb\|200px\|Is there still a chance?]]

	Chris is among a very large number of [[United States of America\|Americans]] — most of whom aren't autistic man-children — who claim to have some distant [[Wikipedia:Native American\|Native American]] heritage. In particular, it is common for many white and [[Chris and ~~Race~~#Black_people\|black]] people, especially in the South, to specifically claim Cherokee heritage. How accurate all of those claims are is another matter. At least in some cases, it is more likely that the "Cherokee ancestor" is a cover for having a distant black ancestor if the person claiming the ancestry is white, or vice versa.		Chris is among a very large number of [[United States of America\|Americans]] — most of whom aren't autistic man-children — who claim to have some distant [[Wikipedia:Native American\|Native American]] heritage. In particular, it is common for many white and [[Chris and race#Black_people\|black]] people, especially in the South, to specifically claim Cherokee heritage. How accurate all of those claims are is another matter. At least in some cases, it is more likely that the "Cherokee ancestor" is a cover for having a distant black ancestor if the person claiming the ancestry is white, or vice versa.

	Chris has actually given multiple values for how much Cherokee blood he has; for example, in Chris's emails to [[Jackie E-mails 16\|Jackie]], he says that he's actually 1/16 Cherokee Indian, but then in the [[Regina e-mails\|Regina Emails]], he states he's 1/32 Cherokee. [[Bob]] seems to have encouraged Chris's claims to Native ancestry, telling [[Emily]] that he (Bob) was "at least" one-fourth Cherokee. Assuming Bob was correct, this would mean Chris is actually at least one-eighth Cherokee. Chris's claims that he is 1/16 or 1/32 Cherokee would indicate that he is shitty at math or that Bob himself is inconsistent.		Chris has actually given multiple values for how much Cherokee blood he has; for example, in Chris's emails to [[Jackie E-mails 16\|Jackie]], he says that he's actually 1/16 Cherokee Indian, but then in the [[Regina e-mails\|Regina Emails]], he states he's 1/32 Cherokee. [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]] seems to have encouraged Chris's claims to Native ancestry, telling [[Emily]] that he (Bob) was "at least" one-fourth Cherokee. Assuming Bob was correct, this would mean Chris is actually at least one-eighth Cherokee. Chris's claims that he is 1/16 or 1/32 Cherokee would indicate that he is shitty at math or that Bob himself is inconsistent.

	Chris also seems to be unaware of or uninterested in which branch of his father's family tree his Cherokee ancestry comes from. In the [[Chandler Family Tree#Poké Family Tree\|Poké Family Tree]] he made in [[Manchester High School\|12th grade]], he gives stereotypical Native American garb to all eight of his paternal great-great-grandparents, even though he does not even know most of their names. From Bob's comments in [[prank calls]], it can be inferred that his Cherokee ancestry comes from Bob's mother's side—Bob claims to have Cherokee relatives who live in Oklahoma, and he says that he is a "neighbor" of an Oklahoman caller because he was born in [[wikipedia:Forth Worth, Texas\|Fort Worth, Texas]]. Since Bob's mother is from Texas and his father is from Alabama, it is more likely that his Oklahoman relatives would be from his mother's side.		Chris also seems to be unaware of or uninterested in which branch of his father's family tree his Cherokee ancestry comes from. In the [[Chandler Family Tree#Poké Family Tree\|Poké Family Tree]] he made in [[Manchester High School\|12th grade]], he gives stereotypical Native American garb to all eight of his paternal great-great-grandparents, even though he does not even know most of their names. From Bob's comments in [[prank calls]], it can be inferred that his Cherokee ancestry comes from Bob's mother's side—Bob claims to have Cherokee relatives who live in Oklahoma, and he says that he is a "neighbor" of an Oklahoman caller because he was born in [[wikipedia:Forth Worth, Texas\|Fort Worth, Texas]]. Since Bob's mother is from Texas and his father is from Alabama, it is more likely that his Oklahoman relatives would be from his mother's side.

	When considering the likelihood of this account, it should also be noted that Chris also claims to be descended from [[Anne Boleyn]], whose [[Wikipedia:Elizabeth I of England\|only offspring]] died without children, as well as Englishman [[Daniel Weston]], who didn't exist at all. For someone who takes pride in his Cherokee ancestry, he is extremely ignorant regarding actual Cherokees, who bear no physical resemblance to Chris's portrayals whatsoever. He depicts the [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] as white-skinned and blue-eyed (and looking very much like Chris himself), referring to Cherokee artifacts, customs, and people with the dubious demonym "Cherokian," and slathering them in solid gold ''Sonichu''-themed jewelry and armor. Interestingly, the large amount of gold, the decoration, the coloration, and the overall design makes the character look far more [[Wikipedia:Maya civilization\|Mayan]] or Ancient Italian ([[Wikipedia:Samnites\|Samnite]], [[Wikipedia:Etruscan civilization\|Etruscan]] and [[Wikipedia:Roman Republic\|early Roman Republic]]) than anything else. Apparently it's all the same to Chris.		When considering the likelihood of this account, it should also be noted that Chris also claims to be descended from [[Anne Boleyn]], whose [[Wikipedia:Elizabeth I of England\|only offspring]] died without children, as well as Englishman [[Daniel Weston]], who didn't exist at all. For someone who takes pride in his Cherokee ancestry, he is extremely ignorant regarding actual Cherokees, who bear no physical resemblance to Chris's portrayals whatsoever. He depicts the [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] as white-skinned and blue-eyed (and looking very much like Chris himself), referring to Cherokee artifacts, customs, and people with the dubious demonym "Cherokian," and slathering them in solid gold ''Sonichu''-themed jewelry and armor. Interestingly, the large amount of gold, the decoration, the coloration, and the overall design makes the character look far more [[Wikipedia:Maya civilization\|Mayan]] or Ancient Italian ([[Wikipedia:Samnites\|Samnite]], [[Wikipedia:Etruscan civilization\|Etruscan]] and [[Wikipedia:Roman Republic\|early Roman Republic]]) than anything else. Apparently, it's all the same to Chris.

	When a fan asked Chris to explain his inaccuracies regarding the Cherokee people and their presentation in the comic, Chris offered that he didn't know as much about the Cherokees as he possibly could. He refused to concede that he was wrong, but simply said that there might be a few facts he had glossed over.<ref>[[Mailbag 8#Chris the editor]]</ref>		When a fan asked Chris to explain his inaccuracies regarding the Cherokee people and their presentation in the comic, Chris offered that he didn't know as much about the Cherokees as he possibly could. He refused to concede that he was wrong, but simply said that there might be a few facts he had glossed over.<ref>[[Mailbag 8#Chris the editor]]</ref>