Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown - Revision history

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AAE at 08:38, 29 December 2025

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	==Chris's Version: "Master Onion A-La Mode"==		==Chris's Version: "Master Onion A-La Mode"==
	To ensure nothing less than total victory, Chris elected to perform the "Chop Chop Master Onion Rap". Despite claiming this was the only song he knew from the game, Chris clearly didn't know it all that well~~, considering that he reads its~~ lyrics while "performing," not having bothered to rehearse/learn the lines. (But then again, have any of his videos looked even remotely prepared?) Oddly, he ~~peppers~~ the video with various video effects that seem to come from the [[PSEye]] program EyeCreate, including a hilarious caption of "Birthday Boy" popping up during when Chris first does the "[[duck]] and turn" part of the song. It could be assumed that Chris did so to make his video look 'nice', but in the end it ~~made~~ it ~~turn into laughing material~~. Towards the end of the video, Chris can be seen [[Chris and health\|struggling to breathe]] from close to three minutes of extremely mild exercise. Also, at one point, a fire effect is shown at the bottom of the screen. [[Destruction Of Chris's House\|~~Make~~ of that what you will]].		To ensure nothing less than total victory, Chris elected to perform the "Chop Chop Master Onion Rap". Despite claiming this was the only song he knew from the game, Chris clearly didn't know it all that well (or at least didn't pay much attention to the lyrics). He read the lyrics while "performing," not having bothered to rehearse/learn the lines. (But then again, have any of his videos looked even remotely prepared?)

			Oddly, he peppered the video with various video effects that seem to come from the [[PSEye]] program EyeCreate, including a hilarious caption of "Birthday Boy" popping up during when Chris first does the "[[duck]] and turn" part of the song. It could be assumed that Chris did so to make his video look 'nice' (or to prove he was "good with [[electronics]]"), but in the end, it was so amateurish and incoherent as to be laughable. It's worth noting that his birthday was almost 8 months away, unless he meant that it's "coming early" when he wins the PSPs and gives one to Megan. Towards the end of the video, Chris can be seen [[Chris and health\|struggling to breathe]] from close to three minutes of extremely mild exercise.

			Also, at one point, a fire effect is shown at the bottom of the screen. [[Destruction Of Chris's House\|For those fond of "signs" and "ideas of reference," make of that what you will]].

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	The competition was won by [[Adam Stackhouse]]. Being the narcissist manchild he is, Chris has bore a grudge against him for a long time, as he felt Adam broke "da rules"<ref>[[PSN blogs#31 July 2007 12:59 — Last Day to VOTE, Rappers!\|PSN blog, 31 July 2007]]</ref> by having music and multiple people in his entry. Chris loathed the 2nd and 3rd place winners for having music as well. In actuality, the beatboxing in Adam's video is technically {{w\|a cappella}}. Furthermore, another top 10 finalist claimed that he had removed his own music to avoid breaking the rules, but [[Sony]] said it was fine.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWwfRqMZ6QE Momo :: Chop Chop Master Onion Showdown (w/music)] video on [[YouTube]]</ref>		The competition was won by [[Adam Stackhouse]]. Being the narcissist manchild he is, Chris has bore a grudge against him for a long time, as he felt Adam broke "da rules"<ref>[[PSN blogs#31 July 2007 12:59 — Last Day to VOTE, Rappers!\|PSN blog, 31 July 2007]]</ref> by having music and multiple people in his entry. Chris loathed the 2nd and 3rd place winners for having music as well. In actuality, the beatboxing in Adam's video is technically {{w\|a cappella}}. Furthermore, another top 10 finalist claimed that he had removed his own music to avoid breaking the rules, but [[Sony]] said it was fine.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWwfRqMZ6QE Momo :: Chop Chop Master Onion Showdown (w/music)] video on [[YouTube]]</ref>

			Perhaps Chris, who comes from a more conservative artistic background, assumed any use of audio effects or a multitrack recorder was out, even if all the sounds were generated by the voice.

			As for "multiple people", Adam's sister was present in his video, but she never sang on it.

	Chris, of course, violated the rules to a far worse extent than Adam - inserting his own lyrics, to say nothing of rampant vote-stuffing. How Chris even made the top 10 is a mystery; the judges likely observed the obvious fact that something is [[Slow-in-the-Minds\|wrong]] with Chris and took pity on him.		Chris, of course, violated the rules to a far worse extent than Adam - inserting his own lyrics, to say nothing of rampant vote-stuffing. How Chris even made the top 10 is a mystery; the judges likely observed the obvious fact that something is [[Slow-in-the-Minds\|wrong]] with Chris and took pity on him.

FromtheWordsofBR at 20:56, 28 January 2025

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Makuchi at 20:49, 29 July 2024

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Amanitie: /* Aftermath */

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Aftermath

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	During Chris's struggle to be recognized as the rightful winner of the contest, Megan informed him that she was glad he lost because she had no interest in going on a trip alone with him, given his hands-on approach to their relationship. Whether or not she would have accompanied him, she was upset by his in-person interactions with her.		During Chris's struggle to be recognized as the rightful winner of the contest, Megan informed him that she was glad he lost because she had no interest in going on a trip alone with him, given his hands-on approach to their relationship. Whether or not she would have accompanied him, she was upset by his in-person interactions with her.

	{{quote\|First I'll start off with saying that I'm glad you didn't win the contest because I have no interest in going on a trip alone with someone who can't keep his hands off me. I'm not your girlfriend and I never will be.\|Megan, shattering Chris' ~~fantasy~~}}		{{quote\|First I'll start off with saying that I'm glad you didn't win the contest because I have no interest in going on a trip alone with someone who can't keep his hands off me. I'm not your girlfriend and I never will be.\|Megan, [[Heart level\|shattering Chris' heart]]}}

Sorades: /* Aftermath */

2024-06-20T07:56:41Z

Aftermath

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	Chris later escalated his campaign by producing a video titled [[CWC is Angry]]. In the video, Chris prints out a picture of Stackhouse and his sister and uses it as a pellet gun target for two continuous minutes. Although the video was originally intended to be a vindictive show of intimidation, the mood was spoiled by an episode of ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'' blaring loudly in the background, not to mention Chris' weapon of choice was a [[Megatron pistol\|toy]] [[Transformer]].		Chris later escalated his campaign by producing a video titled [[CWC is Angry]]. In the video, Chris prints out a picture of Stackhouse and his sister and uses it as a pellet gun target for two continuous minutes. Although the video was originally intended to be a vindictive show of intimidation, the mood was spoiled by an episode of ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'' blaring loudly in the background, not to mention Chris' weapon of choice was a [[Megatron pistol\|toy]] [[Transformer]].

	During Chris's struggle to be recognized as the rightful winner of the contest, Megan informed him that she was glad he lost because she had no interest in going on a trip alone with him, given his hands-on approach to their relationship. Whether or not she would have accompanied him, she was upset by his in-person interactions with her. The way Chris treated Adam and his sister after they won probably did not help matters either. Chris finally went on to claim that he had contracted a "[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|gut virus]]" due to the strain on his body from slapping together his half-assed contest entry. From that point onwards, Megan's [[Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007\|e-mail correspondence with Chris]] became much less frequent and a little cooler in tone, indicating that while [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] may have been the final nail in the coffin for their friendship, the fall-out from this contest was the first nail in that coffin.		During Chris's struggle to be recognized as the rightful winner of the contest, Megan informed him that she was glad he lost because she had no interest in going on a trip alone with him, given his hands-on approach to their relationship. Whether or not she would have accompanied him, she was upset by his in-person interactions with her.

			{{quote\|First I'll start off with saying that I'm glad you didn't win the contest because I have no interest in going on a trip alone with someone who can't keep his hands off me. I'm not your girlfriend and I never will be.\|Megan, shattering Chris' fantasy}}



			The way Chris treated Adam and his sister after they won probably did not help matters either. Chris finally went on to claim that he had contracted a "[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|gut virus]]" due to the strain on his body from slapping together his half-assed contest entry. From that point onwards, Megan's [[Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007\|e-mail correspondence with Chris]] became much less frequent and a little cooler in tone, indicating that while [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] may have been the final nail in the coffin for their friendship, the fall-out from this contest was the first nail in that coffin.

	Two versions of the video exist. The one that Chris uploaded later to his YouTube channel has an additional photograph of Megan between the first and second verses. This version is most likely the original version ''before'' Megan broke off contact with Chris, as is evidenced by [[Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007#Megan is annoyed and creeped out\|an angry email she sent him after returning from her Kentucky trip]].<ref>"Also I can't say I like how '''you used my photo in your video'''... (emphasis added)</ref>		Two versions of the video exist. The one that Chris uploaded later to his YouTube channel has an additional photograph of Megan between the first and second verses. This version is most likely the original version ''before'' Megan broke off contact with Chris, as is evidenced by [[Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007#Megan is annoyed and creeped out\|an angry email she sent him after returning from her Kentucky trip]].<ref>"Also I can't say I like how '''you used my photo in your video'''... (emphasis added)</ref>

Cereally: /* Campaign */

2023-07-25T08:28:24Z

Campaign

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	==Campaign==		==Campaign==
	[[File:Stink Lines by Archwig.jpg\|thumb\|Artist's interpretation]]		[[File:Stink Lines by Archwig.jpg\|thumb\|Artist's interpretation]]
			{{quote\|This previously submitted PaRapper [''sic''] the Rapper "Master Onion A-La Mode" Video is among the TOP TEN to win the GRAND PRIZE. And I would TRULY APPRECIATE your generous Vote, so please click the highlighted link to the Playstation Website's Voting page. I am Video NUMBER 7 (scroll down; the one with the Blue Guitar) You have the power to make my AUTISTIC life SO MUCH BETTER. Thank You. :) (more)}}

	Chris's video made it into the top 10, giving him just a small amount of luck as the contest was rather obscure (at the time) and a little more than 10 people entered. The winner was to be selected from a vote by PlayStation Underground members in [[July 2007]]. Chris asked for votes from many people:		Chris's video made it into the top 10, giving him just a small amount of luck as the contest was rather obscure (at the time) and a little more than 10 people entered. The winner was to be selected from a vote by PlayStation Underground members in [[July 2007]]. Chris asked for votes from many people:

Cereally: /* Chris's Version: "Master Onion A-La Mode" */

2023-07-25T08:27:53Z

Chris's Version: "Master Onion A-La Mode"

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	{{quote\|This previously submitted PaRapper [''sic''] the Rapper "Master Onion A-La Mode" Video is among the TOP TEN to win the GRAND PRIZE. And I would TRULY APPRECIATE your generous Vote, so please click the highlighted link to the Playstation Website's Voting page. I am Video NUMBER 7 (scroll down; the one with the Blue Guitar) You have the power to make my AUTISTIC life SO MUCH BETTER. Thank You. :) (more)}}		{{collapsible\|Transcript\|

	{{collapsible\|~~Chris's lyrical masterpiece~~\|
	<poem>Hey, P-Station, my name is Christian Chandler		<poem>Hey, P-Station, my name is Christian Chandler
	I live in [[Ruckersville, VA\|Ruckersville, Virginia]]!		I live in [[Ruckersville, VA\|Ruckersville, Virginia]]!

Cereally: /* Chris's Version: "Master Onion A-La Mode" */

2023-07-25T08:27:33Z

Chris's Version: "Master Onion A-La Mode"

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	==Chris's Version: "Master Onion A-La Mode"==		==Chris's Version: "Master Onion A-La Mode"==
			To ensure nothing less than total victory, Chris elected to perform the "Chop Chop Master Onion Rap". Despite claiming this was the only song he knew from the game, Chris clearly didn't know it all that well, considering that he reads its lyrics while "performing," not having bothered to rehearse/learn the lines. But then again, have any of his videos looked even remotely prepared? Oddly, he peppers the video with various video effects that seem to come from the [[PSEye]] program EyeCreate, including a hilarious caption of "Birthday Boy" popping up during when Chris first does the "[[duck]] and turn" part of the song. It could be assumed that Chris did so to make his video look 'nice', but in the end it made it turn into laughing material. Towards the end of the video, Chris can be seen [[Chris and health\|struggling to breathe]] from close to three minutes of extremely mild exercise. Also, at one point, a fire effect is shown at the bottom of the screen. [[Destruction Of Chris's House\|Make of that what you will]].

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	\| name = Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown		\| name = Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown
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	To ensure nothing less than total victory, Chris elected to perform the "Chop Chop Master Onion Rap". Despite claiming this was the only song he knew from the game, Chris clearly didn't know it all that well, considering that he reads its lyrics while "performing," not having bothered to rehearse/learn the lines. But then again, have any of his videos looked even remotely prepared? Oddly, he peppers the video with various video effects that seem to come from the [[PSEye]] program EyeCreate, including a hilarious caption of "Birthday Boy" popping up during when Chris first does the "[[duck]] and turn" part of the song. It could be assumed that Chris did so to make his video look 'nice', but in the end it made it turn into laughing material. Towards the end of the video, Chris can be seen [[Chris and health\|struggling to breathe]] from close to three minutes of extremely mild exercise. Also, at one point, a fire effect is shown at the bottom of the screen. [[Destruction Of Chris's House\|Make of that what you will]].

	{{quote\|This previously submitted PaRapper [''sic''] the Rapper "Master Onion A-La Mode" Video is among the TOP TEN to win the GRAND PRIZE. And I would TRULY APPRECIATE your generous Vote, so please click the highlighted link to the Playstation Website's Voting page. I am Video NUMBER 7 (scroll down; the one with the Blue Guitar) You have the power to make my AUTISTIC life SO MUCH BETTER. Thank You. :) (more)}}		{{quote\|This previously submitted PaRapper [''sic''] the Rapper "Master Onion A-La Mode" Video is among the TOP TEN to win the GRAND PRIZE. And I would TRULY APPRECIATE your generous Vote, so please click the highlighted link to the Playstation Website's Voting page. I am Video NUMBER 7 (scroll down; the one with the Blue Guitar) You have the power to make my AUTISTIC life SO MUCH BETTER. Thank You. :) (more)}}

Cereally: /* Transcript */

2023-07-25T08:26:55Z

Transcript

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	{{quote\|This previously submitted PaRapper [''sic''] the Rapper "Master Onion A-La Mode" Video is among the TOP TEN to win the GRAND PRIZE. And I would TRULY APPRECIATE your generous Vote, so please click the highlighted link to the Playstation Website's Voting page. I am Video NUMBER 7 (scroll down; the one with the Blue Guitar) You have the power to make my AUTISTIC life SO MUCH BETTER. Thank You. :) (more)}}		{{quote\|This previously submitted PaRapper [''sic''] the Rapper "Master Onion A-La Mode" Video is among the TOP TEN to win the GRAND PRIZE. And I would TRULY APPRECIATE your generous Vote, so please click the highlighted link to the Playstation Website's Voting page. I am Video NUMBER 7 (scroll down; the one with the Blue Guitar) You have the power to make my AUTISTIC life SO MUCH BETTER. Thank You. :) (more)}}

	~~=== Transcript ===~~		{{collapsible\|Chris's lyrical masterpiece\|

	<poem>Hey, P-Station, my name is Christian Chandler		<poem>Hey, P-Station, my name is Christian Chandler
	I live in [[Ruckersville, VA\|Ruckersville, Virginia]]!		I live in [[Ruckersville, VA\|Ruckersville, Virginia]]!
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	Dude, rock on, yo! Nananananaaaa!		Dude, rock on, yo! Nananananaaaa!

	Rap, rap, rap! That's a wrap!</poem>		Rap, rap, rap! That's a wrap!</poem>}}

	==Campaign==		==Campaign==

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	Chris later escalated his campaign by producing a video titled [[CWC is Angry]]. In the video, Chris prints out a picture of Stackhouse and his sister and uses it as a pellet gun target for two continuous minutes. Although the video was originally intended to be a vindictive show of intimidation, the mood was spoiled by an episode of ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'' blaring loudly in the background, not to mention Chris' weapon of choice was a [[Megatron pistol\|toy]] [[Transformer]].		Chris later escalated his campaign by producing a video titled [[CWC is Angry]]. In the video, Chris prints out a picture of Stackhouse and his sister and uses it as a pellet gun target for two continuous minutes. Although the video was originally intended to be a vindictive show of intimidation, the mood was spoiled by an episode of ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'' blaring loudly in the background, not to mention Chris' weapon of choice was a [[Megatron pistol\|toy]] [[Transformer]].

	During Chris's struggle to be recognized as the rightful winner of the contest, Megan informed him that she was glad he lost because she had no interest in going on a trip alone with him, given his hands-on approach to their relationship. Whether or not she would have accompanied him, she was upset by his in-person interactions with her. The way Chris treated Adam and his sister after they won probably did not help matters either. Chris finally went on to claim that he had contracted a "[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|gut virus]]" due to the strain on his body from slapping together his half-assed contest entry. From that point onwards, Megan's [[Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007\|e-mail correspondence with Chris]] became much less frequent and a little cooler in tone, indicating that while [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] may have been the final nail in the coffin for their friendship, the fall-out from this contest was the first nail in that coffin.		During Chris's struggle to be recognized as the rightful winner of the contest, Megan informed him that she was glad he lost because she had no interest in going on a trip alone with him, given his hands-on approach to their relationship. Whether or not she would have accompanied him, she was upset by his in-person interactions with her.

			{{quote\|First I'll start off with saying that I'm glad you didn't win the contest because I have no interest in going on a trip alone with someone who can't keep his hands off me. I'm not your girlfriend and I never will be.\|Megan, shattering Chris' fantasy}}



			The way Chris treated Adam and his sister after they won probably did not help matters either. Chris finally went on to claim that he had contracted a "[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|gut virus]]" due to the strain on his body from slapping together his half-assed contest entry. From that point onwards, Megan's [[Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007\|e-mail correspondence with Chris]] became much less frequent and a little cooler in tone, indicating that while [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] may have been the final nail in the coffin for their friendship, the fall-out from this contest was the first nail in that coffin.

	Two versions of the video exist. The one that Chris uploaded later to his YouTube channel has an additional photograph of Megan between the first and second verses. This version is most likely the original version ''before'' Megan broke off contact with Chris, as is evidenced by [[Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007#Megan is annoyed and creeped out\|an angry email she sent him after returning from her Kentucky trip]].<ref>"Also I can't say I like how '''you used my photo in your video'''... (emphasis added)</ref>		Two versions of the video exist. The one that Chris uploaded later to his YouTube channel has an additional photograph of Megan between the first and second verses. This version is most likely the original version ''before'' Megan broke off contact with Chris, as is evidenced by [[Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007#Megan is annoyed and creeped out\|an angry email she sent him after returning from her Kentucky trip]].<ref>"Also I can't say I like how '''you used my photo in your video'''... (emphasis added)</ref>

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	As for [[Adam Stackhouse\|Adam]], if he is reading this and is asking, "You've got something to say to me?" I do, P.S. F* You, you [[Dreams\|Dream]] Smashing Son of a B**!\|[[PSN blogs]]}}		As for [[Adam Stackhouse\|Adam]], if he is reading this and is asking, "You've got something to say to me?" I do, P.S. F* You, you [[Dreams\|Dream]] Smashing Son of a B**!\|[[PSN blogs]]}}

	[[File:PaRappaContestInfo.jpg\|thumb\|Original promo info about the contest]]		[[File:PaRappaContestInfo.jpg\|thumb\|Original promo info about the contest.]]

	In [[2007\|June 2007]], [[Sony]] Computer Entertainment [[United States of America\|America]] (SCEA) announced the '''Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown''' contest to promote the video game ''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]''. Contestants were to film themselves performing either Chop Chop Master Onion's rap, Instructor Mooselini's rap or Cheap Cheap the Cooking Chicken's rap a capella. The grand prize winner of the contest would receive two ~~[[PSP of Fail\|~~PSPs]] and an all-expenses-paid trip to Seattle for the 2007 Penny Arcade Expo.		In [[2007\|June 2007]], [[Sony]] Computer Entertainment [[United States of America\|America]] (SCEA) announced the '''Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown''' contest to promote the [[PSP of Fail\|PSP]] port of the video game ''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]''. Contestants were to film themselves performing either Chop Chop Master Onion's rap, Instructor Mooselini's rap or Cheap Cheap the Cooking Chicken's rap a capella. The grand prize winner of the contest would receive two PSPs and an all-expenses-paid trip to Seattle for the 2007 PAX (Penny Arcade Expo) festival.

	The contest was of monumental importance, as it would achieve goals for [[Christian Weston Chandler]] on multiple fronts. Beyond his innate desire to win contests by making an ass of himself on film, Chris hoped to bestow one of the PSPs to his beloved [[Megan Schroeder]] and invite her to accompany him on the trip, thereby creating an opportunity for her to [[China\|give in]] to her obvious passion for him. The potential benefits could not be overstated~~. Failure~~ to win the contest was not an option.		The contest was of monumental importance, as it would achieve goals for [[Christian Weston Chandler]] on multiple fronts. Beyond his innate desire to win contests by making an ass of himself on film, Chris hoped to bestow one of the PSPs to his beloved [[Megan Schroeder]] and invite her to accompany him on the trip, thereby creating an opportunity for her to [[China\|give in]] to her obvious passion for him. The potential benefits could not be overstated; failure to win the contest was not an option.

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	==Chris's Version: "Master Onion A-La Mode"==		==Chris's Version: "Master Onion A-La Mode"==
	To ensure nothing less than total victory, Chris elected to perform the "Chop Chop Master Onion Rap". Despite claiming this was the only song he knew from the game, Chris clearly didn't know it all that well, considering that he reads its lyrics while "performing," not having bothered to rehearse/learn the lines. But then again, have any of his videos looked even remotely prepared? Oddly, he peppers the video with various video effects that seem to come from the [[PSEye]] program EyeCreate, including a hilarious caption of "Birthday Boy" popping up during when Chris first does the "[[duck]] and turn" part of the song. It could be assumed that Chris did so to make his video look 'nice', but in the end it made it turn into laughing material. Towards the end of the video, Chris can be seen [[Chris and health\|struggling to breathe]] from close to three minutes of extremely mild exercise. Also, at one point, a fire effect is shown at the bottom of the screen. [[Destruction Of Chris's House\|Make of that what you will]].		To ensure nothing less than total victory, Chris elected to perform the "Chop Chop Master Onion Rap". Despite claiming this was the only song he knew from the game, Chris clearly didn't know it all that well, considering that he reads its lyrics while "performing," not having bothered to rehearse/learn the lines. (But then again, have any of his videos looked even remotely prepared?) Oddly, he peppers the video with various video effects that seem to come from the [[PSEye]] program EyeCreate, including a hilarious caption of "Birthday Boy" popping up during when Chris first does the "[[duck]] and turn" part of the song. It could be assumed that Chris did so to make his video look 'nice', but in the end it made it turn into laughing material. Towards the end of the video, Chris can be seen [[Chris and health\|struggling to breathe]] from close to three minutes of extremely mild exercise. Also, at one point, a fire effect is shown at the bottom of the screen. [[Destruction Of Chris's House\|Make of that what you will]].

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	[[Image:Cchanmegan.jpg\|thumb\|Chris thought that he could easily win the contest and the heart of his Sweetest [[Megan]]. Chris was, unsurprisingly, wrong.]]		[[Image:Cchanmegan.jpg\|thumb\|Chris thought that he could easily win the contest and the heart of his Sweetest [[Megan]]. Chris was, unsurprisingly, wrong.]]

	The competition was won by [[Adam Stackhouse]]. Being the narcissist manchild he is, Chris has bore a grudge against him for a long time, as he felt Adam broke "da rules"<ref>[[PSN blogs#31 July 2007 12:59 — Last Day to VOTE, Rappers!\|PSN blog, 31 July 2007]]</ref> by having music and multiple people in his entry. Chris loathed the 2nd and 3rd place winners for having music as well. In actuality, the beatboxing in Adam's video is technically ~~[[Wikipedia:A cappella~~\|a cappella]]. Furthermore, another top 10 finalist claimed that he had removed his own music to avoid breaking the rules, but [[Sony]] said it was fine.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWwfRqMZ6QE Momo :: Chop Chop Master Onion Showdown (w/music)] video on [[YouTube]]</ref>		The competition was won by [[Adam Stackhouse]]. Being the narcissist manchild he is, Chris has bore a grudge against him for a long time, as he felt Adam broke "da rules"<ref>[[PSN blogs#31 July 2007 12:59 — Last Day to VOTE, Rappers!\|PSN blog, 31 July 2007]]</ref> by having music and multiple people in his entry. Chris loathed the 2nd and 3rd place winners for having music as well. In actuality, the beatboxing in Adam's video is technically {{w\|a cappella}}. Furthermore, another top 10 finalist claimed that he had removed his own music to avoid breaking the rules, but [[Sony]] said it was fine.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWwfRqMZ6QE Momo :: Chop Chop Master Onion Showdown (w/music)] video on [[YouTube]]</ref>

	Chris, of course, violated the rules to a far worse extent than Adam - inserting his own lyrics, to say nothing of rampant vote-stuffing. How Chris even made the top 10 is a mystery; the judges likely observed the obvious fact that something is [[Slow-in-the-Minds\|wrong]] with Chris and took pity on him.		Chris, of course, violated the rules to a far worse extent than Adam - inserting his own lyrics, to say nothing of rampant vote-stuffing. How Chris even made the top 10 is a mystery; the judges likely observed the obvious fact that something is [[Slow-in-the-Minds\|wrong]] with Chris and took pity on him.
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	{{quote\|First I'll start off with saying that I'm glad you didn't win the contest because I have no interest in going on a trip alone with someone who can't keep his hands off me. I'm not your girlfriend and I never will be.\|Megan, [[Heart level\|shattering Chris' heart]]}}		{{quote\|First I'll start off with saying that I'm glad you didn't win the contest because I have no interest in going on a trip alone with someone who can't keep his hands off me. I'm not your girlfriend and I never will be.\|Megan, [[Heart level\|shattering Chris' heart]]}}



	The way Chris treated Adam and his sister after they won probably did not help matters either. Chris finally went on to claim that he had contracted a "[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|gut virus]]" due to the strain on his body from slapping together his half-assed contest entry. From that point onwards, Megan's [[Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007\|e-mail correspondence with Chris]] became much less frequent and a little cooler in tone, indicating that while [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] may have been the final nail in the coffin for their friendship, the fall-out from this contest was the first nail in that coffin.		The way Chris treated Adam and his sister after they won probably did not help matters either. Chris finally went on to claim that he had contracted a "[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|gut virus]]" due to the strain on his body from slapping together his half-assed contest entry. From that point onwards, Megan's [[Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007\|e-mail correspondence with Chris]] became much less frequent and a little cooler in tone, indicating that while [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] may have been the final nail in the coffin for their friendship, the fall-out from this contest was the first nail in that coffin.