Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown - Revision history

WarnerBro at 20:11, 21 October 2026

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	{{quote\|I REALLY WANTED THAT TRIP SO I COULD HAVE A CHANCE TO IMPRESS MY SWEETEST MEGAN AND POSSIBLY FULFILL MY DREAM OF GETTING MARRIED AND SOON HAVE A DAUGHTER NAMED [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|CRYSTAL]]. YET NOW I, A FRUSTRATED HIGH-FUNCTIONALLY AUTISTIC 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN, HAVE BEEN BALLZ-BROKEN LIKE I HAVE THROUGH A BIG CHUNK OF MY LIFE IN AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, "[[Kick the Autistic\|KICK THE AUTISTIC]]!" [[stress sigh\|sigh]]		{{quote\|I REALLY WANTED THAT TRIP SO I COULD HAVE A CHANCE TO IMPRESS MY SWEETEST MEGAN AND POSSIBLY FULFILL MY DREAM OF GETTING MARRIED AND SOON HAVE A DAUGHTER NAMED [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|CRYSTAL]]. YET NOW I, A FRUSTRATED HIGH-FUNCTIONALLY AUTISTIC 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN, HAVE BEEN BALLZ-BROKEN LIKE I HAVE THROUGH A BIG CHUNK OF MY LIFE IN AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, "[[Kick the Autistic\|KICK THE AUTISTIC]]!" [[stress sigh\|sigh]]

	[[Chris and reality\|I had my fantasies]] of [[ShecameforCWC.JPG\|having fun with Megan]], taking her to a really extravagent [''sic''] destination (I am not rich), taking a long-wanted tour of the [[Nintendo]] of America company tour, with her, playing [[Guitar Hero]] against the guy in the PaRappa costume, jamming with Megan in the hotel room and possibly our [[Chris and sex\|first time in the bed]]... sigh		[[Chris and reality\|I had my fantasies]] of [[ShecameforCWC.JPG\|having fun with Megan]], taking her to a really extravagent [''sic''] destination ([[Chris and money\|I am not rich]]), taking a long-wanted tour of the [[Nintendo]] of America company tour, with her, playing [[Guitar Hero]] against the guy in the PaRappa costume, jamming with Megan in the hotel room and possibly our [[Chris and sex\|first time in the bed]]... sigh

	[[CWC is Sad\|Life can be soooooooooo unfair and f***ing corrupt.]]		[[CWC is Sad\|Life can be soooooooooo unfair and f***ing corrupt.]]

WarnerBro at 23:03, 19 September 2026

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	As for "multiple people", Adam's sister was present in his video, but she never sang on it.		As for "multiple people", Adam's sister was present in his video, but she never sang on it.

	Chris, of course, violated the rules to a far worse extent than Adam - inserting his own lyrics, to say nothing of rampant vote-stuffing. How Chris even made the top 10 is a mystery; the judges likely observed the obvious fact that something is [[Slow-in-the-~~Minds~~\|wrong]] with Chris and took pity on him.		Chris, of course, violated the rules to a far worse extent than Adam - inserting his own lyrics, to say nothing of rampant vote-stuffing. How Chris even made the top 10 is a mystery; the judges likely observed the obvious fact that something is [[Slow-in-the-minds\|wrong]] with Chris and took pity on him.

	Relentless vote stuffing did earn Chris a reward, however. The rules state that finalists would "...get their Submissions published on PlayStation.com, and will receive a copy of the game PaRappa the Rapper for the PSP® (PlayStation®Portable) system and some PaRappa branded premium items such as a PSP skin, PSP charm, and a PaRappa signature beanie (ARV $60)." Or, as Chris explains in [[PS3 History level]], "copy of the PSP version of the PSOne classic, a charm, HIS hat, and 5 PSP-1000 Skins." (It is unknown why "HIS" is all capitalized. PaRappa is neither divine in nature, nor exactly a paragon of masculinity.)		Relentless vote stuffing did earn Chris a reward, however. The rules state that finalists would "...get their Submissions published on PlayStation.com, and will receive a copy of the game PaRappa the Rapper for the PSP® (PlayStation®Portable) system and some PaRappa branded premium items such as a PSP skin, PSP charm, and a PaRappa signature beanie (ARV $60)." Or, as Chris explains in [[PS3 History level]], "copy of the PSP version of the PSOne classic, a charm, HIS hat, and 5 PSP-1000 Skins." (It is unknown why "HIS" is all capitalized. PaRappa is neither divine in nature, nor exactly a paragon of masculinity.)
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	==Aftermath==		==Aftermath==

	Infuriated over his loss, Chris sent an angry email to Sony executives on 3 [[August 2007]], blasting them for refusing to award him the Seattle trip.		[[Chris and anger\|Infuriated]] over his loss, Chris sent an angry email to Sony executives on 3 [[August 2007]], blasting them for refusing to award him the Seattle trip.

	The email is a whiny and rambling tirade where Chris begs for first prize, because winning the video game contest represented his only opportunity at losing his [[virgin with rage]] status to [[Megan Schroeder]] and giving birth to his daughter [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|Crystal]]. Furthermore, Chris accuses the company of discriminating against autistic individuals, solely for failing to reward them with [[Chris and his ego\|special treatment]]:<ref>[[Chris E-mails 2007#August]]</ref>		The email is a whiny and rambling tirade where Chris begs for first prize, because winning the video game contest represented his only opportunity at losing his [[virgin with rage]] status to [[Megan Schroeder]] and giving birth to his daughter [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|Crystal]]. Furthermore, Chris accuses the company of discriminating against autistic individuals, solely for failing to reward them with [[Chris and his ego\|special treatment]]:<ref>[[Chris E-mails 2007#August]]</ref>

WarnerBro at 22:58, 19 September 2026

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	{{quote\|I [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha\|curse]] those seven people (between the cast of the three illegal videos) to [[death threats\|DIE and BURN]]!		{{quote\|I [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha\|curse]] those seven people (between the cast of the three [[Chris and the law\|illegal]] videos) to [[death threats\|DIE and BURN]]!

	As for [[Adam Stackhouse\|Adam]], if he is reading this and is asking, "You've got something to say to me?" I do, P.S. F* You, you [[Dreams\|Dream]] Smashing Son of a B**!\|[[PSN blogs]]}}		As for [[Adam Stackhouse\|Adam]], if he is reading this and is asking, "You've got something to say to me?" I do, P.S. F* You, you [[Dreams\|Dream]] Smashing Son of a B**!\|[[PSN blogs]]}}
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	Infuriated over his loss, Chris sent an angry email to Sony executives on 3 [[August 2007]], blasting them for refusing to award him the Seattle trip.		Infuriated over his loss, Chris sent an angry email to Sony executives on 3 [[August 2007]], blasting them for refusing to award him the Seattle trip.

	The email is a whiny and rambling tirade where Chris begs for first prize, because winning the video game contest represented his only opportunity at losing his [[virgin with rage]] status to [[Megan Schroeder]] and giving birth to his daughter [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|Crystal]]. Furthermore, Chris accuses the company of discriminating against autistic individuals, solely for failing to reward them with [[Chris and his ~~Ego~~\|special treatment]]:<ref>[[Chris E-mails 2007#August]]</ref>		The email is a whiny and rambling tirade where Chris begs for first prize, because winning the video game contest represented his only opportunity at losing his [[virgin with rage]] status to [[Megan Schroeder]] and giving birth to his daughter [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|Crystal]]. Furthermore, Chris accuses the company of discriminating against autistic individuals, solely for failing to reward them with [[Chris and his ego\|special treatment]]:<ref>[[Chris E-mails 2007#August]]</ref>

	{{quote\|I REALLY WANTED THAT TRIP SO I COULD HAVE A CHANCE TO IMPRESS MY SWEETEST MEGAN AND POSSIBLY FULFILL MY DREAM OF GETTING MARRIED AND SOON HAVE A DAUGHTER NAMED [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|CRYSTAL]]. YET NOW I, A FRUSTRATED HIGH-FUNCTIONALLY AUTISTIC 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN, HAVE BEEN BALLZ-BROKEN LIKE I HAVE THROUGH A BIG CHUNK OF MY LIFE IN AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, "[[Kick the Autistic\|KICK THE AUTISTIC]]!" [[stress sigh\|sigh]]		{{quote\|I REALLY WANTED THAT TRIP SO I COULD HAVE A CHANCE TO IMPRESS MY SWEETEST MEGAN AND POSSIBLY FULFILL MY DREAM OF GETTING MARRIED AND SOON HAVE A DAUGHTER NAMED [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|CRYSTAL]]. YET NOW I, A FRUSTRATED HIGH-FUNCTIONALLY AUTISTIC 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN, HAVE BEEN BALLZ-BROKEN LIKE I HAVE THROUGH A BIG CHUNK OF MY LIFE IN AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, "[[Kick the Autistic\|KICK THE AUTISTIC]]!" [[stress sigh\|sigh]]

WarnerBro at 22:56, 19 September 2026

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	To ensure nothing less than total victory, Chris elected to perform the "Chop Chop Master Onion Rap". Despite claiming this was the only song he knew from the game, Chris clearly didn't know it all that well (or at least didn't pay much attention to the lyrics). He read the lyrics while "performing," not having bothered to rehearse/learn the lines. (But then again, have any of his videos looked even remotely prepared?)		To ensure nothing less than total victory, Chris elected to perform the "Chop Chop Master Onion Rap". Despite claiming this was the only song he knew from the game, Chris clearly didn't know it all that well (or at least didn't pay much attention to the lyrics). He read the lyrics while "performing," not having bothered to rehearse/learn the lines. (But then again, have any of his videos looked even remotely prepared?)

	Oddly, he peppered the video with various video effects that seem to come from the [[PSEye]] program EyeCreate, including a hilarious caption of "~~[[Chris's birthday\|~~Birthday Boy]]" popping up during when Chris first does the "[[duck]] and turn" part of the song. It could be assumed that Chris did so to make his video look 'nice' (or to prove he was "good with [[Chris and electronics\|electronics]]"), but in the end, it was so amateurish and incoherent as to be laughable. It's worth noting that his birthday was almost 8 months away, unless he meant that it's "coming early" when he wins the PSPs and gives one to Megan. Towards the end of the video, Chris can be seen [[Chris and health\|struggling to breathe]] from close to three minutes of extremely mild exercise.		Oddly, he peppered the video with various video effects that seem to come from the [[PSEye]] program EyeCreate, including a hilarious caption of "Birthday Boy" popping up during when Chris first does the "[[duck]] and turn" part of the song. It could be assumed that Chris did so to make his video look 'nice' (or to prove he was "good with [[Chris and electronics\|electronics]]"), but in the end, it was so amateurish and incoherent as to be laughable. It's worth noting that [[Chris's birthday\|his birthday]] was almost 8 months away, unless he meant to say that it's "coming early" when he wins the PSPs and gives one to Megan. Towards the end of the video, Chris can be seen [[Chris and health\|struggling to breathe]] from close to three minutes of extremely mild exercise.

	Also, at one point, a fire effect is shown at the bottom of the screen. [[2014 house fire\|For those fond of "signs" and "ideas of reference," make of that what you will]].		Also, at one point, a fire effect is shown at the bottom of the screen. [[2014 house fire\|For those fond of "signs" and "ideas of reference," make of that what you will]].

WarnerBro at 22:53, 19 September 2026

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	To ensure nothing less than total victory, Chris elected to perform the "Chop Chop Master Onion Rap". Despite claiming this was the only song he knew from the game, Chris clearly didn't know it all that well (or at least didn't pay much attention to the lyrics). He read the lyrics while "performing," not having bothered to rehearse/learn the lines. (But then again, have any of his videos looked even remotely prepared?)		To ensure nothing less than total victory, Chris elected to perform the "Chop Chop Master Onion Rap". Despite claiming this was the only song he knew from the game, Chris clearly didn't know it all that well (or at least didn't pay much attention to the lyrics). He read the lyrics while "performing," not having bothered to rehearse/learn the lines. (But then again, have any of his videos looked even remotely prepared?)

	Oddly, he peppered the video with various video effects that seem to come from the [[PSEye]] program EyeCreate, including a hilarious caption of "Birthday Boy" popping up during when Chris first does the "[[duck]] and turn" part of the song. It could be assumed that Chris did so to make his video look 'nice' (or to prove he was "good with [[Chris and electronics\|electronics]]"), but in the end, it was so amateurish and incoherent as to be laughable. It's worth noting that his birthday was almost 8 months away, unless he meant that it's "coming early" when he wins the PSPs and gives one to Megan. Towards the end of the video, Chris can be seen [[Chris and health\|struggling to breathe]] from close to three minutes of extremely mild exercise.		Oddly, he peppered the video with various video effects that seem to come from the [[PSEye]] program EyeCreate, including a hilarious caption of "[[Chris's birthday\|Birthday Boy]]" popping up during when Chris first does the "[[duck]] and turn" part of the song. It could be assumed that Chris did so to make his video look 'nice' (or to prove he was "good with [[Chris and electronics\|electronics]]"), but in the end, it was so amateurish and incoherent as to be laughable. It's worth noting that his birthday was almost 8 months away, unless he meant that it's "coming early" when he wins the PSPs and gives one to Megan. Towards the end of the video, Chris can be seen [[Chris and health\|struggling to breathe]] from close to three minutes of extremely mild exercise.

	Also, at one point, a fire effect is shown at the bottom of the screen. [[2014 house fire\|For those fond of "signs" and "ideas of reference," make of that what you will]].		Also, at one point, a fire effect is shown at the bottom of the screen. [[2014 house fire\|For those fond of "signs" and "ideas of reference," make of that what you will]].

WarnerBro at 11:03, 18 September 2026

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	To ensure nothing less than total victory, Chris elected to perform the "Chop Chop Master Onion Rap". Despite claiming this was the only song he knew from the game, Chris clearly didn't know it all that well (or at least didn't pay much attention to the lyrics). He read the lyrics while "performing," not having bothered to rehearse/learn the lines. (But then again, have any of his videos looked even remotely prepared?)		To ensure nothing less than total victory, Chris elected to perform the "Chop Chop Master Onion Rap". Despite claiming this was the only song he knew from the game, Chris clearly didn't know it all that well (or at least didn't pay much attention to the lyrics). He read the lyrics while "performing," not having bothered to rehearse/learn the lines. (But then again, have any of his videos looked even remotely prepared?)

	Oddly, he peppered the video with various video effects that seem to come from the [[PSEye]] program EyeCreate, including a hilarious caption of "Birthday Boy" popping up during when Chris first does the "[[duck]] and turn" part of the song. It could be assumed that Chris did so to make his video look 'nice' (or to prove he was "good with [[electronics]]"), but in the end, it was so amateurish and incoherent as to be laughable. It's worth noting that his birthday was almost 8 months away, unless he meant that it's "coming early" when he wins the PSPs and gives one to Megan. Towards the end of the video, Chris can be seen [[Chris and health\|struggling to breathe]] from close to three minutes of extremely mild exercise.		Oddly, he peppered the video with various video effects that seem to come from the [[PSEye]] program EyeCreate, including a hilarious caption of "Birthday Boy" popping up during when Chris first does the "[[duck]] and turn" part of the song. It could be assumed that Chris did so to make his video look 'nice' (or to prove he was "good with [[Chris and electronics\|electronics]]"), but in the end, it was so amateurish and incoherent as to be laughable. It's worth noting that his birthday was almost 8 months away, unless he meant that it's "coming early" when he wins the PSPs and gives one to Megan. Towards the end of the video, Chris can be seen [[Chris and health\|struggling to breathe]] from close to three minutes of extremely mild exercise.

	Also, at one point, a fire effect is shown at the bottom of the screen. [[~~Destruction Of Chris's House~~\|For those fond of "signs" and "ideas of reference," make of that what you will]].		Also, at one point, a fire effect is shown at the bottom of the screen. [[2014 house fire\|For those fond of "signs" and "ideas of reference," make of that what you will]].

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	==Chris's Version: "Master Onion A-La Mode"==		==Chris's Version: "Master Onion A-La Mode"==
	To ensure nothing less than total victory, Chris elected to perform the "Chop Chop Master Onion Rap". Despite claiming this was the only song he knew from the game, Chris clearly didn't know it all that well~~, considering that he reads its~~ lyrics while "performing," not having bothered to rehearse/learn the lines. (But then again, have any of his videos looked even remotely prepared?) Oddly, he ~~peppers~~ the video with various video effects that seem to come from the [[PSEye]] program EyeCreate, including a hilarious caption of "Birthday Boy" popping up during when Chris first does the "[[duck]] and turn" part of the song. It could be assumed that Chris did so to make his video look 'nice', but in the end it ~~made~~ it ~~turn into laughing material~~. Towards the end of the video, Chris can be seen [[Chris and health\|struggling to breathe]] from close to three minutes of extremely mild exercise. Also, at one point, a fire effect is shown at the bottom of the screen. [[Destruction Of Chris's House\|~~Make~~ of that what you will]].		To ensure nothing less than total victory, Chris elected to perform the "Chop Chop Master Onion Rap". Despite claiming this was the only song he knew from the game, Chris clearly didn't know it all that well (or at least didn't pay much attention to the lyrics). He read the lyrics while "performing," not having bothered to rehearse/learn the lines. (But then again, have any of his videos looked even remotely prepared?)

			Oddly, he peppered the video with various video effects that seem to come from the [[PSEye]] program EyeCreate, including a hilarious caption of "Birthday Boy" popping up during when Chris first does the "[[duck]] and turn" part of the song. It could be assumed that Chris did so to make his video look 'nice' (or to prove he was "good with [[electronics]]"), but in the end, it was so amateurish and incoherent as to be laughable. It's worth noting that his birthday was almost 8 months away, unless he meant that it's "coming early" when he wins the PSPs and gives one to Megan. Towards the end of the video, Chris can be seen [[Chris and health\|struggling to breathe]] from close to three minutes of extremely mild exercise.

			Also, at one point, a fire effect is shown at the bottom of the screen. [[Destruction Of Chris's House\|For those fond of "signs" and "ideas of reference," make of that what you will]].

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	The competition was won by [[Adam Stackhouse]]. Being the narcissist manchild he is, Chris has bore a grudge against him for a long time, as he felt Adam broke "da rules"<ref>[[PSN blogs#31 July 2007 12:59 — Last Day to VOTE, Rappers!\|PSN blog, 31 July 2007]]</ref> by having music and multiple people in his entry. Chris loathed the 2nd and 3rd place winners for having music as well. In actuality, the beatboxing in Adam's video is technically {{w\|a cappella}}. Furthermore, another top 10 finalist claimed that he had removed his own music to avoid breaking the rules, but [[Sony]] said it was fine.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWwfRqMZ6QE Momo :: Chop Chop Master Onion Showdown (w/music)] video on [[YouTube]]</ref>		The competition was won by [[Adam Stackhouse]]. Being the narcissist manchild he is, Chris has bore a grudge against him for a long time, as he felt Adam broke "da rules"<ref>[[PSN blogs#31 July 2007 12:59 — Last Day to VOTE, Rappers!\|PSN blog, 31 July 2007]]</ref> by having music and multiple people in his entry. Chris loathed the 2nd and 3rd place winners for having music as well. In actuality, the beatboxing in Adam's video is technically {{w\|a cappella}}. Furthermore, another top 10 finalist claimed that he had removed his own music to avoid breaking the rules, but [[Sony]] said it was fine.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWwfRqMZ6QE Momo :: Chop Chop Master Onion Showdown (w/music)] video on [[YouTube]]</ref>

			Perhaps Chris, who comes from a more conservative artistic background, assumed any use of audio effects or a multitrack recorder was out, even if all the sounds were generated by the voice.

			As for "multiple people", Adam's sister was present in his video, but she never sang on it.

	Chris, of course, violated the rules to a far worse extent than Adam - inserting his own lyrics, to say nothing of rampant vote-stuffing. How Chris even made the top 10 is a mystery; the judges likely observed the obvious fact that something is [[Slow-in-the-Minds\|wrong]] with Chris and took pity on him.		Chris, of course, violated the rules to a far worse extent than Adam - inserting his own lyrics, to say nothing of rampant vote-stuffing. How Chris even made the top 10 is a mystery; the judges likely observed the obvious fact that something is [[Slow-in-the-Minds\|wrong]] with Chris and took pity on him.

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	{{quote\|I REALLY WANTED THAT TRIP SO I COULD HAVE A CHANCE TO IMPRESS MY SWEETEST MEGAN AND POSSIBLY FULFILL MY DREAM OF GETTING MARRIED AND SOON HAVE A DAUGHTER NAMED [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|CRYSTAL]]. YET NOW I, A FRUSTRATED HIGH-FUNCTIONALLY AUTISTIC 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN, HAVE BEEN BALLZ-BROKEN LIKE I HAVE THROUGH A BIG CHUNK OF MY LIFE IN AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, "[[Kick the Autistic\|KICK THE AUTISTIC]]!" [[stress sigh\|sigh]]		{{quote\|I REALLY WANTED THAT TRIP SO I COULD HAVE A CHANCE TO IMPRESS MY SWEETEST MEGAN AND POSSIBLY FULFILL MY DREAM OF GETTING MARRIED AND SOON HAVE A DAUGHTER NAMED [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|CRYSTAL]]. YET NOW I, A FRUSTRATED HIGH-FUNCTIONALLY AUTISTIC 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN, HAVE BEEN BALLZ-BROKEN LIKE I HAVE THROUGH A BIG CHUNK OF MY LIFE IN AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, "[[Kick the Autistic\|KICK THE AUTISTIC]]!" [[stress sigh\|sigh]]

	[[Chris and reality\|I had my fantasies]] of [[ShecameforCWC.JPG\|having fun with Megan]], taking her to a really extravagent [''sic''] destination (I am not rich), taking a long-wanted tour of the [[Nintendo]] of America company tour, with her, playing [[Guitar Hero]] against the guy in the PaRappa costume, jamming with Megan in the hotel room and possibly our [[Chris and sex\|first time in the bed]]... sigh		[[Chris and reality\|I had my fantasies]] of [[ShecameforCWC.JPG\|having fun with Megan]], taking her to a really extravagent [''sic''] destination ([[Chris and money\|I am not rich]]), taking a long-wanted tour of the [[Nintendo]] of America company tour, with her, playing [[Guitar Hero]] against the guy in the PaRappa costume, jamming with Megan in the hotel room and possibly our [[Chris and sex\|first time in the bed]]... sigh

	[[CWC is Sad\|Life can be soooooooooo unfair and f***ing corrupt.]]		[[CWC is Sad\|Life can be soooooooooo unfair and f***ing corrupt.]]