Chris's Big Night Out - Revision history

FromtheWordsofBR at 02:47, 2 May 2024

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	==Grip 'n' Sip==		==Grip 'n' Sip==
	In the first video, Chris broke his 27-year period of abstaining from [[alcohol]] and had a sip (and then two tall glasses) of [[Wikipedia:Long Island Iced Tea\|Long Island Iced Tea]]. Chris's choice isn't recommended for novice drinkers, because it contains vodka, triple sec, rum, tequila and gin (plus lemon juice, simple syrup and [[Coke]]), making it a rather strong cocktail to start off on. Chris probably chose it because [[Autism\|he assumed, due to its name,]] that it was literally just iced tea with ~~a small dash of~~ alcohol in it. Note that, when he swallows the drink, he performs the same reaction as when he [[recycling\|recycle]]s his [[semen\|navy]].		In the first video, Chris broke his 27-year period of abstaining from [[alcohol]] and had a sip (and then two tall glasses) of [[Wikipedia:Long Island Iced Tea\|Long Island Iced Tea]]. Chris's choice isn't recommended for novice drinkers, because it contains vodka, triple sec, rum, tequila and gin (plus lemon juice, simple syrup and [[Coke]]), making it a rather strong cocktail to start off on. Chris probably chose it because [[Autism\|he assumed, due to its name,]] that it was literally just iced tea with some alcohol in it. Note that, when he swallows the drink, he performs the same reaction as when he [[recycling\|recycle]]s his [[semen\|navy]].

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	In another notable video, Chris dances around and sings "[[Wikipedia:I Love the Nightlife\|I Love the Nightlife]]". While it's not surprising that Chris still thinks he can sing, it's shocking that he visited a club, since he's said before that he would never do such a thing.		In another notable video, Chris dances around and sings "[[Wikipedia:I Love the Nightlife\|I Love the Nightlife]]". While it's not surprising that Chris still thinks he can sing, it's shocking that he visited a club, since he's said before that he would never do such a thing.

	It should come as no surprise to anyone--except perhaps Chris--that "I Love the Nightlife" is a song with a large [[gay]] following. Long-time trolls will notice that Chris made use of this same song during his [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters]] video. It should be noted that this song was also featured in several episodes of ''The Simpsons'', like the Long Island Iced Tea he drank during the course of the evening, further proving that Chris has never had an original thought ever.		It should come as no surprise to anyone - except perhaps Chris - that "I Love the Nightlife" is a song with a large [[gay]] following. Long-time trolls will notice that Chris made use of this same song during his [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters]] video. It should be noted that this song was also featured in several episodes of ''The Simpsons'', like the Long Island Iced Tea he drank during the course of the evening, further proving that Chris has never had an original thought ever.

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	===Transcript===		===Transcript===

	<span style="color:blue">'''Chris:'''</span style> --onichu's still ''rockin' in my head!''		<span style="color:blue">'''Chris:'''</span style> --[S]onichu's still ''rockin' in my head!''

	'''Kim:''' [''laughs'']		'''Kim:''' [''laughs'']
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	'''Kim:''' [''presumably to Chris''] --ight now.		'''Kim:''' [''presumably to Chris''] --[r]ight now.

	<span style="color:blue">'''Chris:'''</span style> Like a balloon!		<span style="color:blue">'''Chris:'''</span style> Like a balloon!
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	'''Kim:''' Smile!		'''Kim:''' Smile!

	[''Chris pulls a creepy smile'']		[''Chris pulls a [[Creepy stare\|creepy smile]]'']

	'''Kim:''' [''laughs'']		'''Kim:''' [''laughs'']

FromtheWordsofBR: /* Grip 'n' Sip */

2024-05-02T02:38:21Z

Grip 'n' Sip

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	==Grip 'n' Sip==		==Grip 'n' Sip==
	In the first video, Chris broke his 27-year period of abstaining from [[alcohol]] and had a sip (and then two tall glasses) of [[Wikipedia:Long Island Iced Tea\|Long Island Iced Tea]]. Chris's choice isn't recommended for novice drinkers, because it contains vodka, triple sec, rum, tequila and gin (plus lemon juice, simple syrup and [[Coke]]), making it a rather strong cocktail to start off on. Chris probably chose it because [[Autism\|he assumed, due to its name, that it was literally just iced tea]]. Note that, when he swallows the drink, he performs the same reaction as when he [[recycling\|recycle]]s his [[semen\|navy]].		In the first video, Chris broke his 27-year period of abstaining from [[alcohol]] and had a sip (and then two tall glasses) of [[Wikipedia:Long Island Iced Tea\|Long Island Iced Tea]]. Chris's choice isn't recommended for novice drinkers, because it contains vodka, triple sec, rum, tequila and gin (plus lemon juice, simple syrup and [[Coke]]), making it a rather strong cocktail to start off on. Chris probably chose it because [[Autism\|he assumed, due to its name,]] that it was literally just iced tea with a small dash of alcohol in it. Note that, when he swallows the drink, he performs the same reaction as when he [[recycling\|recycle]]s his [[semen\|navy]].

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Ivandevon at 00:23, 7 December 2023

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	[[Image:Z100_0533.jpg\|thumb\|190px\|[[Chris and religion\|Hail]] [[Beel\|Satan]]!]]		[[Image:Z100_0533.jpg\|thumb\|190px\|[[Chris and religion\|Hail]] [[Beel\|Satan]]!]]

	On 12 [[June 2009]], [[Chris]] visited a local ~~bar/~~restaurant~~, where he encountered~~ [[Kim Wilson]] and ~~another guy~~ who ~~recorded~~ and ~~uploaded~~ clips of their time ~~spent~~ with Chris to [[YouTube]]. This event has been referred to as '''Chris's Big Night Out'''.		On 12 [[June 2009]], [[Chris]] visited a local Mexican [[restaurant]] along with [[Kim Wilson]] and an unknown man who apparently pretended to be her boyfriend. Chris, possibly for the first time in his life, partook of [[alcohol\|alcoholic beverages]], something he had previously strongly denounced. Kim and her friend filmed clips of their time with Chris and later uploaded them to [[YouTube]]. This event has been referred to as '''Chris's Big Night Out'''.

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FokkerTISM: /* Transcript */

2023-04-03T05:51:08Z

Transcript

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	[[Image:Cwc_salty_iced_tea.jpg\|thumb\|What was going through Chris's mind.]]		[[Image:Cwc_salty_iced_tea.jpg\|thumb\|What was going through Chris's mind.]]
	''~~'Kim:''' [~~"Te Quiero Igual Que Ayer - Bachata" by Monty & Alexandria plays in the background] So...so what do you have right now, Chris?		[''"Te Quiero Igual Que Ayer - Bachata" by Monty & Alexandria plays in the background'']

			'''Kim:''' So...so what do you have right now, Chris?

	<span style="color:blue">'''Chris:'''</span style> Long Island Iced Tea.		<span style="color:blue">'''Chris:'''</span style> Long Island Iced Tea.

FarFromBeyondOver: Found the song playing during Christian's first drink

2023-04-03T03:22:43Z

Found the song playing during Christian's first drink

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	[[Image:Cwc_salty_iced_tea.jpg\|thumb\|What was going through Chris's mind.]]		[[Image:Cwc_salty_iced_tea.jpg\|thumb\|What was going through Chris's mind.]]
	'''Kim:''' ["Te Quiero Igual Que Ayer - Bachata" by Monty & Alexandria plays in the background'] So...so what do you have right now, Chris?		'''Kim:''' ["Te Quiero Igual Que Ayer - Bachata" by Monty & Alexandria plays in the background] So...so what do you have right now, Chris?

	<span style="color:blue">'''Chris:'''</span style> Long Island Iced Tea.		<span style="color:blue">'''Chris:'''</span style> Long Island Iced Tea.

FarFromBeyondOver at 03:21, 3 April 2023

2023-04-03T03:21:41Z

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	===Transcript===		===Transcript===
	[[Image:Cwc_salty_iced_tea.jpg\|thumb\|What was going through Chris's mind.]]		[[Image:Cwc_salty_iced_tea.jpg\|thumb\|What was going through Chris's mind.]]
	'''Kim:''' [~~''with tejano music playing~~ in background''] So...so what do you have right now, Chris?		'''Kim:''' ["Te Quiero Igual Que Ayer - Bachata" by Monty & Alexandria plays in the background'] So...so what do you have right now, Chris?

	<span style="color:blue">'''Chris:'''</span style> Long Island Iced Tea.		<span style="color:blue">'''Chris:'''</span style> Long Island Iced Tea.

Hurtful Truth Level at 07:28, 8 November 2022

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	{{succession\|label=[[List of videos\|Chris's videos]]\|prevlink=[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]\|nextlink=[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]\|}}		{{succession\|label=[[List of videos\|Chris's videos]]\|prevlink=[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]\|nextlink=[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]\|}}

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	{{EmilySaga}}		{{EmilySaga}}
	{{Sweetheart Videos}}		{{Sweetheart Videos}}

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Aftermath */

2022-11-08T07:27:44Z

Aftermath

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	{{quotebox\|As it's safe to tell this part of the story since I no longer have the vehicle and license plate tag, back then when he first discovered alcohol we were at the Mexican restaurant. The parking lot was really small. As we were leaving he just happened to be parked next to me. Later that night I did a call and he repeated my license plate back to me and asked me what it meant. Panicking, we got the guy playing as my boyfriend to get on the line to scare the shit out of Chris into forgetting my license plate.		{{quotebox\|As it's safe to tell this part of the story since I no longer have the vehicle and license plate tag, back then when he first discovered alcohol we were at the Mexican restaurant. The parking lot was really small. As we were leaving he just happened to be parked next to me. Later that night I did a call and he repeated my license plate back to me and asked me what it meant. Panicking, we got the guy playing as my boyfriend to get on the line to scare the shit out of Chris into forgetting my license plate.

	Lesson learned, I always made the effort to park farther away even if it meant in another lot and just walked.<ref>~~https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-6971335~~</ref>}}		Lesson learned, I always made the effort to park farther away even if it meant in another lot and just walked.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (LoveYouLongTime)#License Plate]]</ref>}}
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	{{succession\|label=[[List of videos\|Chris's videos]]\|prevlink=[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]\|nextlink=[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]\|}}		{{succession\|label=[[List of videos\|Chris's videos]]\|prevlink=[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]\|nextlink=[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]\|}}

PsychoNerd054: /* Aftermath */

2022-05-04T23:38:32Z

Aftermath

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	Lesson learned, I always made the effort to park farther away even if it meant in another lot and just walked.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-6971335</ref>}}		Lesson learned, I always made the effort to park farther away even if it meant in another lot and just walked.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-6971335</ref>}}
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	{{succession\|label=[[List of videos\|Chris's videos]]\|prevlink=[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]\|nextlink=[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]\|}}		{{succession\|label=[[List of videos\|Chris's videos]]\|prevlink=[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]\|nextlink=[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]\|}}
	{{EmilySaga}}		{{EmilySaga}}

PsychoNerd054 at 23:37, 4 May 2022

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	~~[[Image:Cwcgreatime.PNG\|thumb\|He had a great time. :D]]~~		[[Image:Z100_0533.jpg\|thumb\|190px\|[[Chris and religion\|Hail]] [[Beel\|Satan]]!]]
	[[Image:Z100_0533.jpg\|thumb\|[[Chris and religion\|Hail]] [[Beel\|Satan]]!]]

	On 12 [[June 2009]], [[Chris]] visited a local bar/restaurant, where he encountered [[Kim Wilson]] and another guy who recorded and uploaded clips of their time spent with Chris to [[YouTube]]. This event has been referred to as '''Chris's Big Night Out'''.		On 12 [[June 2009]], [[Chris]] visited a local bar/restaurant, where he encountered [[Kim Wilson]] and another guy who recorded and uploaded clips of their time spent with Chris to [[YouTube]]. This event has been referred to as '''Chris's Big Night Out'''.

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	'''Guy:''' I tell ya, a game--		'''Guy:''' I tell ya, a game--

	==~~Notes~~==		==Aftermath==
			[[Image:Cwcgreatime.PNG\|thumb\|He had a great time. :D]]

	[[Kim Wilson]] accidentally revealed some personally identifying information to Chris, in the form of a license plate he saw and memorized.		[[Kim Wilson]] accidentally revealed some personally identifying information to Chris, in the form of a license plate he saw and memorized.