Chris's resume - Revision history

Anemichu: /* Analysis */

2025-05-26T12:23:45Z

Analysis

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	His cover letter can be described as a Sonichu-driven ego rub. Even at a quick glance, one can see that three entire paragraphs are dedicated towards describing Sonichu and Rosechu and how they've made him "internet famous," instead of what it should be about ''(reasons why it would be a good idea to hire him.)'' In typical Chris-Chan fashion, he seems to think that he's in complete control of what ''(Sonichu-related)'' responsibilities he should be given in the organization, and makes a serious no-no by mentioning that the job should have "good pay," which is usually a turn-off to serious employers.		His cover letter can be described as a Sonichu-driven ego rub. Even at a quick glance, one can see that three entire paragraphs are dedicated towards describing Sonichu and Rosechu and how they've made him "internet famous," instead of what it should be about ''(reasons why it would be a good idea to hire him.)'' In typical Chris-Chan fashion, he seems to think that he's in complete control of what ''(Sonichu-related)'' responsibilities he should be given in the organization, and makes a serious no-no by mentioning that the job should have "good pay," which is usually a turn-off to serious employers.

	His "quick construction skills from scratch" (especially considering that he's referring to constructing decks in a children's card game) would mean nothing in interviewing for the very job he seeks to obtain. Indeed it would be of no interest to any potential employer, for that matter. Furthermore, according to two people who actually had a chance to play card games with Chris, his deck construction skills [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Follow-up\|are severely lacking]].		His "quick construction skills from scratch" (especially considering that he's referring to constructing decks in a children's card game) would mean nothing in interviewing for the very job he seeks to obtain. Indeed, it would be of no interest to any potential employer, for that matter. Furthermore, according to two people who actually had a chance to play card games with Chris, his deck construction skills [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Follow-up\|are severely lacking]].

	The resume also has a number of [[CWCism\|CWC-style butcheries of well known idioms]], such as the particularly grating phrase "Elbow-greased strength," which only serve to make it more nonsensical.		The resume also has a number of [[CWCism\|CWC-style butcheries of well known idioms]], such as the particularly grating phrase "Elbow-greased strength," which only serve to make it more nonsensical.

Anemichu at 23:21, 24 May 2025

2025-05-24T23:21:56Z

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	Chris's résumé includes a few points where he talks about his [[Chris and the industry\|desire to work for a comics publisher]], such as DC or Archie. However, it's unlikely that Chris has sent any work or a résumé to either company, likely simply uploading it to Monster and waiting for others to contact him (not unlike his [[Attraction Sign]]). He is seemingly unaware or unwilling to accept that the industry standard for a professional graphic designer (working for DC or Archie) is not only a well-organized portfolio demonstrating samples of his work but also a bachelor's degree in Graphic Design and demonstrated proficiency in accepted design software such as the Adobe Creative Suite. Non-art work experience is rarely considered unless it is mentioned as an essential part of the job description.		Chris's résumé includes a few points where he talks about his [[Chris and the industry\|desire to work for a comics publisher]], such as DC or Archie. However, it's unlikely that Chris has sent any work or a résumé to either company, likely simply uploading it to Monster and waiting for others to contact him (not unlike his [[Attraction Sign]]). He is seemingly unaware or unwilling to accept that the industry standard for a professional graphic designer (working for DC or Archie) is not only a well-organized portfolio demonstrating samples of his work but also a bachelor's degree in Graphic Design and demonstrated proficiency in accepted design software such as the Adobe Creative Suite. Non-art work experience is rarely considered unless it is mentioned as an essential part of the job description.

	His cover letter can be described as a Sonichu-driven ego rub. Even at a quick glance, one can see that three entire paragraphs are dedicated towards describing Sonichu and Rosechu and how they've made him "internet famous," instead of what it should be about ''(reasons why it would be a good idea to hire him.)'' In typical Chris-Chan fashion, he seems to think that he's in complete control of what ''(Sonichu-related)'' responsibilities he should be given in the organization, and makes a serious no-no by mentioning that the job should have "good pay", which is usually a turn-off to serious employers.		His cover letter can be described as a Sonichu-driven ego rub. Even at a quick glance, one can see that three entire paragraphs are dedicated towards describing Sonichu and Rosechu and how they've made him "internet famous," instead of what it should be about ''(reasons why it would be a good idea to hire him.)'' In typical Chris-Chan fashion, he seems to think that he's in complete control of what ''(Sonichu-related)'' responsibilities he should be given in the organization, and makes a serious no-no by mentioning that the job should have "good pay," which is usually a turn-off to serious employers.

	His "quick construction skills from scratch" (especially considering that he's referring to constructing decks in a children's card game) would mean nothing in interviewing for the very job he seeks to obtain. Indeed it would be of no interest to any potential employer, for that matter. Furthermore, according to two people who actually had a chance to play card games with Chris, his deck construction skills [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Follow-up\|are severely lacking]].		His "quick construction skills from scratch" (especially considering that he's referring to constructing decks in a children's card game) would mean nothing in interviewing for the very job he seeks to obtain. Indeed it would be of no interest to any potential employer, for that matter. Furthermore, according to two people who actually had a chance to play card games with Chris, his deck construction skills [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Follow-up\|are severely lacking]].

	The resume also has a number of [[CWCism\|CWC-style butcheries of well known idioms]], such as the particularly grating phrase "Elbow-greased strength", which only serve to make it more nonsensical.		The resume also has a number of [[CWCism\|CWC-style butcheries of well known idioms]], such as the particularly grating phrase "Elbow-greased strength," which only serve to make it more nonsensical.

	Furthermore, while the field for "job objectives" offers three lines for a succinct answer, Chris, typical of his [[CWCipedia\|rambling style]], attaches three extra ''pages'' of useless junk, thus ensuring that any potential employer will not make any efforts to read the entire résumé.		Furthermore, while the field for "job objectives" offers three lines for a succinct answer, Chris, typical of his [[CWCipedia\|rambling style]], attaches three extra ''pages'' of useless junk, thus ensuring that any potential employer will not make any efforts to read the entire résumé.
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	I would like to be Paper-Published with a Comic Book Company like Archie<s>s</s>, Marvel, DC or Darkhorse, complete with Official Merchandise to follow for my Worldwide Fanbase.		I would like to be Paper-Published with a Comic Book Company like Archie<s>s</s>, Marvel, DC or Darkhorse, complete with Official Merchandise to follow for my Worldwide Fanbase.

	Unfortunately, I have heard of impostors trying to claim my Sonichu & Rosechu Franchise (is a good word I think), but I Stand Strong with my continued Legal Use of the copyright © symbol, and the Date of March 17, 2000. I have eye-witnesses at M.H.S. of Sonichu's conception and creation on That Day. And even worse, making money selling Fake Merchandise and Bootleg copies of my Life to 25-YEAR-OLD D.V.D, "Christian Weston Chandler...Yep...I'm on T.V.", which was Originally distributed solely to Family and Close Friends. Trust the Trolls to pose as my Primary School Girlfriend Crush and con a copy out of me late 2008.		Unfortunately, I have heard of impostors trying to claim my Sonichu & Rosechu Franchise (is a good word I think), but I Stand Strong with my continued Legal Use of the copyright © symbol, and the Date of March 17, 2000. I have eye-witnesses at M.H.S. of Sonichu's conception and creation on That Day. And even worse, making money selling Fake Merchandise and Bootleg copies of my Life to 25-YEAR-OLD D.V.D, "Christian Weston Chandler...Yep...I'm on T.V.," which was Originally distributed solely to Family and Close Friends. Trust the Trolls to pose as my Primary School Girlfriend Crush and con a copy out of me late 2008.

	I became famous, and I never had to leave my house or go out-of-state or city.		I became famous, and I never had to leave my house or go out-of-state or city.

Anemichu: /* Analysis */

2025-05-24T23:19:53Z

Analysis

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	Chris's résumé includes a few points where he talks about his [[Chris and the industry\|desire to work for a comics publisher]], such as DC or Archie. However, it's unlikely that Chris has sent any work or a résumé to either company, likely simply uploading it to Monster and waiting for others to contact him (not unlike his [[Attraction Sign]]). He is seemingly unaware or unwilling to accept that the industry standard for a professional graphic designer (working for DC or Archie) is not only a well-organized portfolio demonstrating samples of his work but also a bachelor's degree in Graphic Design and demonstrated proficiency in accepted design software such as the Adobe Creative Suite. Non-art work experience is rarely considered unless it is mentioned as an essential part of the job description.		Chris's résumé includes a few points where he talks about his [[Chris and the industry\|desire to work for a comics publisher]], such as DC or Archie. However, it's unlikely that Chris has sent any work or a résumé to either company, likely simply uploading it to Monster and waiting for others to contact him (not unlike his [[Attraction Sign]]). He is seemingly unaware or unwilling to accept that the industry standard for a professional graphic designer (working for DC or Archie) is not only a well-organized portfolio demonstrating samples of his work but also a bachelor's degree in Graphic Design and demonstrated proficiency in accepted design software such as the Adobe Creative Suite. Non-art work experience is rarely considered unless it is mentioned as an essential part of the job description.

	His cover letter can be described as a Sonichu-driven ego rub. Even at a quick glance, one can see that three entire paragraphs are dedicated towards describing Sonichu and Rosechu and how they've made him "internet famous," instead of what it should be about ''(reasons why it would be a good idea to hire him.)'' In typical Chris-Chan fashion, he seems to think that he's in complete control of what ''(Sonichu-related)'' responsibilities he should be given in the organization, and makes a serious no-no by mentioning that the job should have "good pay," which is usually a turn-off to serious employers.		His cover letter can be described as a Sonichu-driven ego rub. Even at a quick glance, one can see that three entire paragraphs are dedicated towards describing Sonichu and Rosechu and how they've made him "internet famous," instead of what it should be about ''(reasons why it would be a good idea to hire him.)'' In typical Chris-Chan fashion, he seems to think that he's in complete control of what ''(Sonichu-related)'' responsibilities he should be given in the organization, and makes a serious no-no by mentioning that the job should have "good pay", which is usually a turn-off to serious employers.

	His "quick construction skills from scratch" (especially considering that he's referring to constructing decks in a children's card game) would mean nothing in interviewing for the very job he seeks to obtain. Indeed it would be of no interest to any potential employer, for that matter. Furthermore, according to two people who actually had a chance to play card games with Chris, his deck construction skills [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Follow-up\|are severely lacking]].		His "quick construction skills from scratch" (especially considering that he's referring to constructing decks in a children's card game) would mean nothing in interviewing for the very job he seeks to obtain. Indeed it would be of no interest to any potential employer, for that matter. Furthermore, according to two people who actually had a chance to play card games with Chris, his deck construction skills [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Follow-up\|are severely lacking]].

	The resume also has a number of CWC-style butcheries of well known idioms, such as the particularly grating phrase "Elbow-greased strength" which only serve to make it ~~most~~ nonsensical.		The resume also has a number of [[CWCism\|CWC-style butcheries of well known idioms]], such as the particularly grating phrase "Elbow-greased strength", which only serve to make it more nonsensical.

	Furthermore, while the field for "job objectives" offers three lines for a succinct answer, Chris, typical of his [[CWCipedia\|rambling style]], attaches three extra ''pages'' of useless junk, thus ensuring that any potential employer will not make any efforts to read the entire résumé.		Furthermore, while the field for "job objectives" offers three lines for a succinct answer, Chris, typical of his [[CWCipedia\|rambling style]], attaches three extra ''pages'' of useless junk, thus ensuring that any potential employer will not make any efforts to read the entire résumé.

Anemichu: /* Analysis */ doesn't the phrase "no discernible skills" fit better with "Slow-in-the-minds"?

2025-05-24T23:18:45Z

Analysis: doesn't the phrase "no discernible skills" fit better with "Slow-in-the-minds"?

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	== Analysis ==		== Analysis ==

	As is to be expected for someone with [[~~Chris and art~~\|no discernible skills]] and extremely limited work experience, the résumé is less than impressive. No fewer than three times, Chris pads his résumé by claiming his "volunteer work" for Pokémon league events at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and other locations as actual work experience (when in reality he had no authority, and in fact was himself closely monitored by the actual employees).		As is to be expected for someone with [[Slow-in-the-minds\|no discernible skills]] and extremely limited work experience, the résumé is less than impressive. No fewer than three times, Chris pads his résumé by claiming his "volunteer work" for Pokémon league events at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and other locations as actual work experience (when in reality he had no authority, and in fact was himself closely monitored by the actual employees).

	Chris's résumé includes a few points where he talks about his [[Chris and the industry\|desire to work for a comics publisher]], such as DC or Archie. However, it's unlikely that Chris has sent any work or a résumé to either company, likely simply uploading it to Monster and waiting for others to contact him (not unlike his [[Attraction Sign]]). He is seemingly unaware or unwilling to accept that the industry standard for a professional graphic designer (working for DC or Archie) is not only a well-organized portfolio demonstrating samples of his work but also a bachelor's degree in Graphic Design and demonstrated proficiency in accepted design software such as the Adobe Creative Suite. Non-art work experience is rarely considered unless it is mentioned as an essential part of the job description.		Chris's résumé includes a few points where he talks about his [[Chris and the industry\|desire to work for a comics publisher]], such as DC or Archie. However, it's unlikely that Chris has sent any work or a résumé to either company, likely simply uploading it to Monster and waiting for others to contact him (not unlike his [[Attraction Sign]]). He is seemingly unaware or unwilling to accept that the industry standard for a professional graphic designer (working for DC or Archie) is not only a well-organized portfolio demonstrating samples of his work but also a bachelor's degree in Graphic Design and demonstrated proficiency in accepted design software such as the Adobe Creative Suite. Non-art work experience is rarely considered unless it is mentioned as an essential part of the job description.

Gray Deign: removing downloads section due to dead link

2022-10-25T19:04:58Z

removing downloads section due to dead link

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	~~{{DeadLinks}}~~
	On 9 [[September 2009]], '''Chris's résumé''' finally surfaced onto the Internet, through the effort of a troll with a friend who worked in an HR department.		On 9 [[September 2009]], '''Chris's résumé''' finally surfaced onto the Internet, through the effort of a troll with a friend who worked in an HR department.

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	Image:scan0005.jpg\|He wants to put the dang, dirty trolls to rest.		Image:scan0005.jpg\|He wants to put the dang, dirty trolls to rest.
	</gallery></center>		</gallery></center>

	~~==Downloads==~~
	* [http://www.mediafire.com/?gm5diqmjqjg Original résumé] '''- DEAD LINK'''

	==See Also==		==See Also==

Mon1ka: /* Analysis */

2021-05-09T04:19:49Z

Analysis

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	As is to be expected for someone with [[Chris and art\|no discernible skills]] and extremely limited work experience, the résumé is less than impressive. No fewer than three times, Chris pads his résumé by claiming his "volunteer work" for Pokémon league events at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and other locations as actual work experience (when in reality he had no authority, and in fact was himself closely monitored by the actual employees).		As is to be expected for someone with [[Chris and art\|no discernible skills]] and extremely limited work experience, the résumé is less than impressive. No fewer than three times, Chris pads his résumé by claiming his "volunteer work" for Pokémon league events at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and other locations as actual work experience (when in reality he had no authority, and in fact was himself closely monitored by the actual employees).

	Chris's résumé includes a few points where he talks about his [[Chris and the industry\|desire to work for a comics publisher]], such as DC or Archie. However, it's unlikely that Chris has sent any work or a résumé to either company, likely simply uploading it to Monster and waiting for others to contact him (not unlike his [[Attraction Sign]]). He is seemingly unaware or unwilling to accept that the industry standard for a professional graphic designer (working for DC or Archie) is not only a well-organized portfolio demonstrating samples of his work but also a bachelor's degree in Graphic Design and demonstrated proficiency in accepted design software such as Adobe Creative Suite. Non-art work experience is rarely considered unless it is mentioned as an essential part of the job description.		Chris's résumé includes a few points where he talks about his [[Chris and the industry\|desire to work for a comics publisher]], such as DC or Archie. However, it's unlikely that Chris has sent any work or a résumé to either company, likely simply uploading it to Monster and waiting for others to contact him (not unlike his [[Attraction Sign]]). He is seemingly unaware or unwilling to accept that the industry standard for a professional graphic designer (working for DC or Archie) is not only a well-organized portfolio demonstrating samples of his work but also a bachelor's degree in Graphic Design and demonstrated proficiency in accepted design software such as the Adobe Creative Suite. Non-art work experience is rarely considered unless it is mentioned as an essential part of the job description.

	His cover letter can be described as a Sonichu-driven ego rub. Even at a quick glance, one can see that three entire paragraphs are dedicated towards describing Sonichu and Rosechu and how they've made him "internet famous," instead of what it should be about ''(reasons why it would be a good idea to hire him.)'' In typical Chris-Chan fashion, he seems to think that he's in complete control of what ''(Sonichu-related)'' responsibilities he should be given in the organization, and makes a serious no-no by mentioning that the job should have "good pay," which is usually a turn-off to serious employers.		His cover letter can be described as a Sonichu-driven ego rub. Even at a quick glance, one can see that three entire paragraphs are dedicated towards describing Sonichu and Rosechu and how they've made him "internet famous," instead of what it should be about ''(reasons why it would be a good idea to hire him.)'' In typical Chris-Chan fashion, he seems to think that he's in complete control of what ''(Sonichu-related)'' responsibilities he should be given in the organization, and makes a serious no-no by mentioning that the job should have "good pay," which is usually a turn-off to serious employers.

PsychoNerd054: /* Chris's Resume Writing Worksheet */

2019-12-03T23:30:00Z

Chris's Resume Writing Worksheet

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	=Chris's Resume Writing Worksheet=		==Chris's Resume Writing Worksheet==

	==Contact Information==		===Contact Information===
	'''Name:''' "Christopher" Christian Weston Chandler		'''Name:''' "Christopher" Christian Weston Chandler

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	'''E-mail:''' ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com		'''E-mail:''' ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com

	==Job Objective==		===Job Objective===
	I am an Artist with Vast Experiences in Multiple Art Classes in my lifetime; with a Degree and Certificate in Computer Aided Drafting & Design from Piedmont Virginia Community...(see attached sheets)		I am an Artist with Vast Experiences in Multiple Art Classes in my lifetime; with a Degree and Certificate in Computer Aided Drafting & Design from Piedmont Virginia Community...(see attached sheets)

	==Work Experience (Tip: List most recent first)==		===Work Experience (Tip: List most recent first)===
	'''Employer Name:''' Wendys		'''Employer Name:''' Wendys

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	'''List Transferable Skills:''' ALL OF THE ABOVE.		'''List Transferable Skills:''' ALL OF THE ABOVE.

	==Education (List most recent first)==		===Education (List most recent first)===
	'''Name of School or Institution:''' Manchester High School		'''Name of School or Institution:''' Manchester High School

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	'''Start date - End date:''' August, 2000 - June, 2006		'''Start date - End date:''' August, 2000 - June, 2006

	==References (Tip: avoid using family members)==		===References (Tip: avoid using family members)===
	'''Name:''' Susan Hannifan		'''Name:''' Susan Hannifan

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	'''Telephone number:''' (434)-296-6976		'''Telephone number:''' (434)-296-6976

	==Resume Writing Worksheet Job Objective==		===Resume Writing Worksheet Job Objective===
	"Christopher" Christian Weston Chandler.		"Christopher" Christian Weston Chandler.

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	August 11, 2009.		August 11, 2009.

	==Resume Writing Worksheet Gallery==		===Resume Writing Worksheet Gallery===
	<center><gallery>		<center><gallery>
	Image:scan.jpg\|The concept of "Most recent" escapes Chris.		Image:scan.jpg\|The concept of "Most recent" escapes Chris.
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	* [http://www.mediafire.com/?gm5diqmjqjg Original résumé] '''- DEAD LINK'''		* [http://www.mediafire.com/?gm5diqmjqjg Original résumé] '''- DEAD LINK'''

	==~~Notes~~==		==See Also==

			*[[Chris and work]]

			==References==
	<references/>		<references/>

PsychoNerd054: Undo revision 213634 by Masnic3 (talk)

2017-11-12T14:04:55Z

Undo revision 213634 by Masnic3 (talk)

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	Dates of Attendance: 9/1/1996 to 6/15/2000		Dates of Attendance: 9/1/1996 to 6/15/2000
	[[~~Rocky Mountain~~ High School]]		[[Manchester High School]]
	Chesterfield County, Virginia		Chesterfield County, Virginia

			* High School Diploma with [[Honor Roll]] Grades.
			* Honor Roll Star Pin awarded at Graduation.
			* Certificate for serving on the varsity basketball team during my freshman year.

	===Academic Education===		===Academic Education===

	Dates of Attendance: August, 2000 to 6/1/2006		Dates of Attendance: August, 2000 to 6/1/2006
	[[College ~~of Western Idaho~~]]		[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]
	~~Meridian~~, ~~Idaho~~		Charlottesville, Virginia

			* Made the Dean’s List with Honor Roll Grades
			* Computer Aided Drafting and Design, CADD, Associates Degree
			* Computer Aided Drafting and Design, CADD, Career Studies Certificate

	==References==		==References==

Masnic3 at 14:02, 12 November 2017

2017-11-12T14:02:47Z

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	Dates of Attendance: 9/1/1996 to 6/15/2000		Dates of Attendance: 9/1/1996 to 6/15/2000
	[[~~Manchester~~ High School]]		[[Rocky Mountain High School]]
	Chesterfield County, Virginia		Chesterfield County, Virginia

	* High School Diploma with [[Honor Roll]] Grades.
	* Honor Roll Star Pin awarded at Graduation.
	* Certificate for serving on the varsity basketball team during my freshman year.

	===Academic Education===		===Academic Education===

	Dates of Attendance: August, 2000 to 6/1/2006		Dates of Attendance: August, 2000 to 6/1/2006
	[[~~Piedmont Virginia Community~~ College]]		[[College of Western Idaho]]
	~~Charlottesville~~, ~~Virginia~~		Meridian, Idaho

	* Made the Dean’s List with Honor Roll Grades
	* Computer Aided Drafting and Design, CADD, Associates Degree
	* Computer Aided Drafting and Design, CADD, Career Studies Certificate

	==References==		==References==

Windows OS at 22:22, 13 October 2016

2016-10-13T22:22:59Z

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			{{DeadLinks}}
	On 9 [[September 2009]], '''Chris's résumé''' finally surfaced onto the Internet, through the effort of a troll with a friend who worked in an HR department.		On 9 [[September 2009]], '''Chris's résumé''' finally surfaced onto the Internet, through the effort of a troll with a friend who worked in an HR department.