Chris's room (14 Branchland Court) - Revision history

WarnerBro at 21:05, 27 April 2026

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	Footage of the room, post-[[2014 house fire]], after the house renovations, first appeared in [[HelloLadyFans]]. It is located on the first floor, near the stairs that lead to the upstairs kitchen<ref>[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]</ref>.		Footage of the room, post-[[2014 house fire]], after the house renovations, first appeared in [[HelloLadyFans]]. It is located on the first floor, near the stairs that lead to the upstairs kitchen<ref>[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]</ref>.

	In his room, Chris had a bed - which he had bought with [[DStecks]]'s $1,000 donation; during 2018, at the age of 36, he purchased [[My Little Pony]]-themed bedding for it. The bedding apparently did not remain an untouched shrine to cartoon horses for long. In [[August 2019 social media posts#Ants\|August 2019]], while replying to a Twitter comment about bedbugs, Chris volunteered that he had dealt with ants in his bed "a bunch of times," treating the problem by spraying Raid on the walls.<ref name=ants>[[August 2019 social media posts#Ants]]</ref> While this does not prove a bedbug infestation, it is one of Chris's more direct admissions that pests had reached the place where he slept. It also fits the broader post-fire decline of [[14 Branchland Court]], which had already begun sliding back into hoarding and poor sanitation after the renovations, with dirty carpet, pet newspaper spots, and the infamous [[~~Pokemon Go~~]] image of the stained work-room carpet all appearing during the same general period.<ref>[[14 Branchland Court#Return of the hoard]]</ref>		In his room, Chris had a bed - which he had bought with [[DStecks]]'s $1,000 donation; during 2018, at the age of 36, he purchased [[My Little Pony]]-themed bedding for it. The bedding apparently did not remain an untouched shrine to cartoon horses for long. In [[August 2019 social media posts#Ants\|August 2019]], while replying to a Twitter comment about bedbugs, Chris volunteered that he had dealt with ants in his bed "a bunch of times," treating the problem by spraying Raid on the walls.<ref name=ants>[[August 2019 social media posts#Ants]]</ref> While this does not prove a bedbug infestation, it is one of Chris's more direct admissions that pests had reached the place where he slept. It also fits the broader post-fire decline of [[14 Branchland Court]], which had already begun sliding back into hoarding and poor sanitation after the renovations, with dirty carpet, pet newspaper spots, and the infamous [[Pokémon GO]] image of the stained work-room carpet all appearing during the same general period.<ref>[[14 Branchland Court#Return of the hoard]]</ref>

	As pest-control advice, Chris's solution was about as careful as one would expect from the same man who used the room to [[Shoe Colouring\|spray-paint his shoes]]. Raid's own usage guidance tells users to follow label instructions, ventilate treated areas, and keep people and pets away until spray has dried; the EPA similarly warns that indoor pesticides should be used only as directed and in recommended quantities.<ref>[https://raid.com/en-us/education/bug-basics/how-to-apply-pest-control-spray How To Apply Pest-control Spray], ''Raid''.</ref><ref>[https://www.epa.gov/indoor-air-quality-iaq/pesticides-impact-indoor-air-quality Pesticides' Impact on Indoor Air Quality], ''United States Environmental Protection Agency''.</ref> Chris, naturally, presented spraying the walls as if it were a perfectly normal bedtime maintenance routine.		As pest-control advice, Chris's solution was about as careful as one would expect from the same man who used the room to [[Shoe Colouring\|spray-paint his shoes]]. Raid's own usage guidance tells users to follow label instructions, ventilate treated areas, and keep people and pets away until spray has dried; the EPA similarly warns that indoor pesticides should be used only as directed and in recommended quantities.<ref>[https://raid.com/en-us/education/bug-basics/how-to-apply-pest-control-spray How To Apply Pest-control Spray], ''Raid''.</ref><ref>[https://www.epa.gov/indoor-air-quality-iaq/pesticides-impact-indoor-air-quality Pesticides' Impact on Indoor Air Quality], ''United States Environmental Protection Agency''.</ref> Chris, naturally, presented spraying the walls as if it were a perfectly normal bedtime maintenance routine.

Bobatburgerking at 06:06, 26 April 2026

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	Footage of the room, post-[[2014 house fire]], after the house renovations, first appeared in [[HelloLadyFans]]. It is located on the first floor, near the stairs that lead to the upstairs kitchen<ref>[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]</ref>.		Footage of the room, post-[[2014 house fire]], after the house renovations, first appeared in [[HelloLadyFans]]. It is located on the first floor, near the stairs that lead to the upstairs kitchen<ref>[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]</ref>.

	In his room, Chris had a bed - which he had bought with [[DStecks]]'s $1,000 donation; during 2018, at the age of 36, he purchased [[My Little Pony]]-themed bedding for it.		In his room, Chris had a bed - which he had bought with [[DStecks]]'s $1,000 donation; during 2018, at the age of 36, he purchased [[My Little Pony]]-themed bedding for it. The bedding apparently did not remain an untouched shrine to cartoon horses for long. In [[August 2019 social media posts#Ants\|August 2019]], while replying to a Twitter comment about bedbugs, Chris volunteered that he had dealt with ants in his bed "a bunch of times," treating the problem by spraying Raid on the walls.<ref name=ants>[[August 2019 social media posts#Ants]]</ref> While this does not prove a bedbug infestation, it is one of Chris's more direct admissions that pests had reached the place where he slept. It also fits the broader post-fire decline of [[14 Branchland Court]], which had already begun sliding back into hoarding and poor sanitation after the renovations, with dirty carpet, pet newspaper spots, and the infamous [[Pokemon Go]] image of the stained work-room carpet all appearing during the same general period.<ref>[[14 Branchland Court#Return of the hoard]]</ref>

			As pest-control advice, Chris's solution was about as careful as one would expect from the same man who used the room to [[Shoe Colouring\|spray-paint his shoes]]. Raid's own usage guidance tells users to follow label instructions, ventilate treated areas, and keep people and pets away until spray has dried; the EPA similarly warns that indoor pesticides should be used only as directed and in recommended quantities.<ref>[https://raid.com/en-us/education/bug-basics/how-to-apply-pest-control-spray How To Apply Pest-control Spray], ''Raid''.</ref><ref>[https://www.epa.gov/indoor-air-quality-iaq/pesticides-impact-indoor-air-quality Pesticides' Impact on Indoor Air Quality], ''United States Environmental Protection Agency''.</ref> Chris, naturally, presented spraying the walls as if it were a perfectly normal bedtime maintenance routine.

	As if this wasn't enough fail, he also kept a drawing of his [[Polyamorous marriage\|wife and husband]] taped to the ceiling.		As if this wasn't enough fail, he also kept a drawing of his [[Polyamorous marriage\|wife and husband]] taped to the ceiling.

Hurtful Truth Level at 15:15, 11 August 2025

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	[[Image:0828-EP12-5P7-1.jpg\|There is no escape, [[FUTURE MESSAGE\|YOUNG LADY]].\|thumb\|200px]]		[[Image:0828-EP12-5P7-1.jpg\|There is no escape, [[FUTURE MESSAGE\|YOUNG LADY]].\|thumb\|200px]]

	'''[[Chris]]'s room at [[14 Branchland Court]]''' was where he formerly spent a majority of his adult life. It is where he kept many of his [[toys]], [[video games]], posters, art, and other assorted paraphernalia~~, and when he's not outside attempting to interact with others~~. As of [[July 2021]], he no longer resides at 14 Branchland Court.		'''[[Chris]]'s room at [[14 Branchland Court]]''' was where he formerly spent a majority of his adult life. It is where he kept many of his [[toys]], [[video games]], posters, art, and other assorted paraphernalia. As of [[July 2021]], he no longer resides at 14 Branchland Court.

	==Pre-fire room==		==Pre-fire room==

Hurtful Truth Level at 11:56, 10 August 2025

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	{{quote\|I get ants in my bed a bunch of times (annoying, just the same); I spray some Raid on the walls, and I’m safe.\|Chris, replying to a Twitter comment on bedbugs<ref>[~~https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1159825799257739270 Tweet from~~ August 2019].</ref>}}		{{quote\|I get ants in my bed a bunch of times (annoying, just the same); I spray some Raid on the walls, and I’m safe.\|Chris, replying to a Twitter comment on bedbugs<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Ants]]</ref>}}

	[[Image:Panorama.jpg\|A panoramic view of the dragon's lair.\|thumb\|center\|1000px]]		[[Image:Panorama.jpg\|A panoramic view of the dragon's lair.\|thumb\|center\|1000px]]

KingClark at 15:06, 24 May 2024

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	==Pre-fire room==		==Pre-fire room==
	[[Image:Chrischansroom15xt7.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right\|A rough map of Chris's room pre-[[~~Destruction Of Chris's House~~\|house fire]].]]		[[Image:Chrischansroom15xt7.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right\|A rough map of Chris's room pre-[[2014 house fire\|house fire]].]]

	Chris's bedroom was on the second floor of [[14 Branchland Court\|his parents' house]], with 2 windows on the northwest wall. Based on Chris's [[Tour of ~~Christian~~'s House\|video tour]] of the house, his cluttered room was actually the ''cleanest'' room in the house, which may explain why so much of his time was spent there.		Chris's bedroom was on the second floor of [[14 Branchland Court\|his parents' house]], with 2 windows on the northwest wall. Based on Chris's [[Tour of Chris's House\|video tour]] of the house, his cluttered room was actually the ''cleanest'' room in the house, which may explain why so much of his time was spent there.

	Chris's room, like most bedrooms, also summed up many of his awful habits and traits:		Chris's room, like most bedrooms, also summed up many of his awful habits and traits:

KingClark at 15:05, 24 May 2024

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Hurtful Truth Level at 10:22, 24 November 2023

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	[[Image:0828-EP12-5P7-1.jpg\|There is no escape, [[FUTURE MESSAGE\|YOUNG LADY]].\|thumb\|200px]]		[[Image:0828-EP12-5P7-1.jpg\|There is no escape, [[FUTURE MESSAGE\|YOUNG LADY]].\|thumb\|200px]]

	'''[[Chris]]'s room~~'''~~ at [[14 Branchland Court]] was where he formerly spent a majority of his adult life. It is where he kept many of his [[toys]], [[video games]], posters, art, and other assorted paraphernalia, and when he's not outside attempting to interact with others. As of [[July 2021]], he no longer resides at 14 Branchland Court.		'''[[Chris]]'s room at [[14 Branchland Court]]''' was where he formerly spent a majority of his adult life. It is where he kept many of his [[toys]], [[video games]], posters, art, and other assorted paraphernalia, and when he's not outside attempting to interact with others. As of [[July 2021]], he no longer resides at 14 Branchland Court.

	==Pre-fire room==		==Pre-fire room==

Hurtful Truth Level at 10:21, 24 November 2023

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	~~{{Rename\|[[Chris's room (14 Branchland Court)]]}}~~

	{{quote\|I get ants in my bed a bunch of times (annoying, just the same); I spray some Raid on the walls, and I’m safe.\|Chris, replying to a Twitter comment on bedbugs<ref>[https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1159825799257739270 Tweet from August 2019].</ref>}}		{{quote\|I get ants in my bed a bunch of times (annoying, just the same); I spray some Raid on the walls, and I’m safe.\|Chris, replying to a Twitter comment on bedbugs<ref>[https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1159825799257739270 Tweet from August 2019].</ref>}}

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	[[Image:0828-EP12-5P7-1.jpg\|There is no escape, [[FUTURE MESSAGE\|YOUNG LADY]].\|thumb\|200px]]		[[Image:0828-EP12-5P7-1.jpg\|There is no escape, [[FUTURE MESSAGE\|YOUNG LADY]].\|thumb\|200px]]

	'''[[Chris]]'s room''' at [[14 Branchland Court]] was where he formerly spent a majority of his adult life. It is where he kept many of his [[toys]], [[video games]], posters, art, and other assorted paraphernalia, and when he's not outside attempting to interact with others.		'''[[Chris]]'s room''' at [[14 Branchland Court]] was where he formerly spent a majority of his adult life. It is where he kept many of his [[toys]], [[video games]], posters, art, and other assorted paraphernalia, and when he's not outside attempting to interact with others. As of [[July 2021]], he no longer resides at 14 Branchland Court.

	==Pre-fire room==		==Pre-fire room==
	[[Image:Chrischansroom15xt7.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right\|A rough map of Chris's room pre-[[Destruction Of Chris's House\|house fire]].]]		[[Image:Chrischansroom15xt7.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right\|A rough map of Chris's room pre-[[Destruction Of Chris's House\|house fire]].]]

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rename proposal, too focused on 14 BC which Chris no longer resides at

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			{{Rename\|[[Chris's room (14 Branchland Court)]]}}

	{{quote\|I get ants in my bed a bunch of times (annoying, just the same); I spray some Raid on the walls, and I’m safe.\|Chris, replying to a Twitter comment on bedbugs<ref>[https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1159825799257739270 Tweet from August 2019].</ref>}}		{{quote\|I get ants in my bed a bunch of times (annoying, just the same); I spray some Raid on the walls, and I’m safe.\|Chris, replying to a Twitter comment on bedbugs<ref>[https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1159825799257739270 Tweet from August 2019].</ref>}}