Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares - Revision history

HurdyGurdsen at 22:22, 17 December 2025

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	[[Image:424-CWC&SNHLifeShares.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Damn thee, Chris, you have to add Sonichu to ''everything''.]]		[[Image:424-CWC&SNHLifeShares.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Damn thee, Chris, you have to add Sonichu to ''everything''.]]

	'''Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares''' was produced when [[Chris]] was [[2003\|twenty-one years old]] for [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]'s twenty-first birthday as a present~~. Yes, he drew this when he was 21, not 12~~.		'''Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares''' was produced when [[Chris]] was [[2003\|twenty-one years old]] for [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]'s twenty-first birthday as a present.

	This sheds light on his relationship with Sarah and provides some insight into Chris's early version of the ''Sonichu'' canon, with [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)\|himself]] represented by [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]], Sarah Hammer by [[Rosechu]], and [[Wes Iseli]] by [[Blake\|Black Sonichu]].		This sheds light on his relationship with Sarah and provides some insight into Chris's early version of the ''Sonichu'' canon, with [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)\|himself]] represented by [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]], Sarah Hammer by [[Rosechu]], and [[Wes Iseli]] by [[Blake\|Black Sonichu]].

	In typical Chris fashion, it is highly [[Chris and his ego\|self-centered]]~~, focusing~~ mainly on his [[autism]], his [[love quest]] and how everything that goes wrong in his life is not his fault. Despite being drawn to commemorate her life so far, Sarah is only mentioned when she occasionally crosses paths with Chris and is even then portrayed as what Chris sees as a [[Women's rights\|typical female]], which is unlikely to be what Sarah was like anyway. Presumably, Sarah was not pleased to receive a booklet full of everything Chris cannot shut up about.		In typical Chris fashion, it is highly [[Chris and his ego\|self-centered]]. It focuses mainly on his [[autism]], his [[love quest]], and how everything that goes wrong in his life is not his fault. Despite being drawn to commemorate her life so far, Sarah is only mentioned when she occasionally crosses paths with Chris and is even then portrayed as what Chris sees as a [[Women's rights\|typical female]], which is unlikely to be what Sarah was like anyway. Presumably, Sarah was not pleased to receive a booklet full of everything Chris cannot shut up about.

	The document mostly reads like Chris was attempting to win Sarah's affections by reminding them of the times they shared together, as well as portraying them as [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], boyfriend and girlfriend. Chris doesn't help matters along by making repeated passive-aggressive references to Sarah playing [[trolls\|tricks]] on him, or by openly stating that her boyfriend [[Wes Iseli]] is "evil." There is no mention of any nice things that Sarah has done for Chris, inspiring the supposition that Sarah was actually a bully that Chris mistook for a [[gal-pal]].		The document mostly reads like Chris was attempting to win Sarah's affections by reminding them of the times they shared together, as well as portraying them as [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], boyfriend and girlfriend. Chris doesn't help matters along by making repeated passive-aggressive references to Sarah playing [[trolls\|tricks]] on him, or by openly stating that her boyfriend [[Wes Iseli]] is "evil." There is no mention of any nice things that Sarah has done for Chris, inspiring the supposition that Sarah was actually a bully that Chris mistook for a [[gal-pal]].

HurdyGurdsen at 23:01, 10 December 2025

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	[[Image:431-CWCSNHP7.jpg\|left\|150px]]		[[Image:431-CWCSNHP7.jpg\|left\|150px]]
	School days are usually the [[Chris and English\|Golden Rule Days]], as Sarah and Chris both attended the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School\|Greene County Schools]]. For Chris, he encountered [[Bruce Johnson\|many discoveries there]], such as a pregnant office assistant, [[rape\|fun in a barrell]], [[~~Niggos~~\|children of other cultures]], and the fundamentals of learning + [[Dating Education\|education]]. Most of the same was exposed to Sarah as well. They both always enjoyed [[McDonald's\|lunchtime]], ice cream, and fun in the playground.		School days are usually the [[Chris and English\|Golden Rule Days]], as Sarah and Chris both attended the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School\|Greene County Schools]]. For Chris, he encountered [[Bruce Johnson\|many discoveries there]], such as a pregnant office assistant, [[rape\|fun in a barrell]], [[Chris and Race\|children of other cultures]], and the fundamentals of learning + [[Dating Education\|education]]. Most of the same was exposed to Sarah as well. They both always enjoyed [[McDonald's\|lunchtime]], ice cream, and fun in the playground.

	When it comes to the Elementary School, we'll make an exception to the "Golden Rule Days," as Chris didn't have too much fun there. In a nutshell, the faculty and School Boards did not know how to handle an autistic child. So chaos ensued as [[Chris and his ego#Persecution Complex\|troublesome abuse was caused by the faculty to the poor boy]]. Thus, to keep from further trouble with Greene County Schools, Chris had to leave and move to [[Chesterfield County]]. And Chris and Sarah's friendship was put on hold. (He moved Sept. [[1993]])		When it comes to the Elementary School, we'll make an exception to the "Golden Rule Days," as Chris didn't have too much fun there. In a nutshell, the faculty and School Boards did not know how to handle an autistic child. So chaos ensued as [[Chris and his ego#Persecution Complex\|troublesome abuse was caused by the faculty to the poor boy]]. Thus, to keep from further trouble with Greene County Schools, Chris had to leave and move to [[Chesterfield County]]. And Chris and Sarah's friendship was put on hold. (He moved Sept. [[1993]])

Methalowiec: -disamb

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	'''Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares''' was produced when [[Chris]] was [[2003\|twenty-one years old]] for [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]'s twenty-first birthday as a present. Yes, he drew this when he was 21, not 12.		'''Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares''' was produced when [[Chris]] was [[2003\|twenty-one years old]] for [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]'s twenty-first birthday as a present. Yes, he drew this when he was 21, not 12.

	This sheds light on his relationship with Sarah and provides some insight into Chris's early version of the ''Sonichu'' canon, with [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)\|himself]] represented by [[Sonichu]], Sarah Hammer by [[Rosechu]], and [[Wes Iseli]] by [[Blake\|Black Sonichu]].		This sheds light on his relationship with Sarah and provides some insight into Chris's early version of the ''Sonichu'' canon, with [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)\|himself]] represented by [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]], Sarah Hammer by [[Rosechu]], and [[Wes Iseli]] by [[Blake\|Black Sonichu]].

	In typical Chris fashion, it is highly [[Chris and his ego\|self-centered]], focusing mainly on his [[autism]], his [[love quest]] and how everything that goes wrong in his life is not his fault. Despite being drawn to commemorate her life so far, Sarah is only mentioned when she occasionally crosses paths with Chris and is even then portrayed as what Chris sees as a [[Women's rights\|typical female]], which is unlikely to be what Sarah was like anyway. Presumably, Sarah was not pleased to receive a booklet full of everything Chris cannot shut up about.		In typical Chris fashion, it is highly [[Chris and his ego\|self-centered]], focusing mainly on his [[autism]], his [[love quest]] and how everything that goes wrong in his life is not his fault. Despite being drawn to commemorate her life so far, Sarah is only mentioned when she occasionally crosses paths with Chris and is even then portrayed as what Chris sees as a [[Women's rights\|typical female]], which is unlikely to be what Sarah was like anyway. Presumably, Sarah was not pleased to receive a booklet full of everything Chris cannot shut up about.

	The document mostly reads like Chris was attempting to win Sarah's affections by reminding them of the times they shared together, as well as portraying them as [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], boyfriend and girlfriend. Chris doesn't help matters along by making repeated passive-aggressive references to Sarah playing [[trolls\|tricks]] on him, or by openly stating that her boyfriend [[Wes Iseli]] is "evil." There is no mention of any nice things that Sarah has done for Chris, inspiring the supposition that Sarah was actually a bully that Chris mistook for a [[gal-pal]].		The document mostly reads like Chris was attempting to win Sarah's affections by reminding them of the times they shared together, as well as portraying them as [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], boyfriend and girlfriend. Chris doesn't help matters along by making repeated passive-aggressive references to Sarah playing [[trolls\|tricks]] on him, or by openly stating that her boyfriend [[Wes Iseli]] is "evil." There is no mention of any nice things that Sarah has done for Chris, inspiring the supposition that Sarah was actually a bully that Chris mistook for a [[gal-pal]].

	Chris also seems to be under the impression that [[Wikipedia:Brad Pitt\|Brad Pitt]] is a pop music star, thus reinforcing the assumption that he does not leave his room. He also (perhaps unintentionally) insults Sarah's mom by portraying her as a [[Vamprosa\|vampire]].		Chris also seems to be under the impression that [[Wikipedia:Brad Pitt\|Brad Pitt]] is a pop music star, thus reinforcing the assumption that he does not leave his room. He also (perhaps unintentionally) insults Sarah's mom by portraying her as a [[Vamprosa\|vampire]].

Eamoo at 12:37, 20 November 2019

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	==The story==		==The story==

	[[Image:425-CWCSNHP1.jpg~~\|thumb~~\|left\|150px]][[Image:426-CWCSHFP2.jpg~~\|thumb~~\|right\|150px]]		[[Image:425-CWCSNHP1.jpg\|left\|150px]][[Image:426-CWCSHFP2.jpg\|right\|150px]]

	'''L'''ong ago, in the year [[1982]], two soon-to-be good friends were born:		'''L'''ong ago, in the year [[1982]], two soon-to-be good friends were born:
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	===Memories of childhood===		===Memories of childhood===

	[[Image:427-CWCSHFP3.jpg~~\|thumb~~\|left\|150px]][[Image:428-CWCSNHP4.jpg~~\|thumb~~\|right\|150px\|Thank you, sir.<br /> That's all right, Chris.<br />(Sigh) Sarah's gonna get punished for this. >:(]]		[[Image:427-CWCSHFP3.jpg\|left\|150px]][[Image:428-CWCSNHP4.jpg\|right\|150px\|Thank you, sir.<br /> That's all right, Chris.<br />(Sigh) Sarah's gonna get punished for this. >:(]]

	Memories of what was in Sarah's backyard, a quaint swing set, with a slide, two single swings, and a 2-player swing. Speed was the essence on the swing or slide, as well as a fun game of hide-&-seek. Sarah usually got away to the front-porch/home-base, and she got little Chris.		Memories of what was in Sarah's backyard, a quaint swing set, with a slide, two single swings, and a 2-player swing. Speed was the essence on the swing or slide, as well as a fun game of hide-&-seek. Sarah usually got away to the front-porch/home-base, and she got little Chris.
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	[[Image:429-CWCSNHP5.jpg~~\|thumb~~\|left\|150px]][[Image:430-CWCSNHP6.jpg~~\|thumb~~\|right\|150px]]		[[Image:429-CWCSNHP5.jpg\|left\|150px]][[Image:430-CWCSNHP6.jpg\|right\|150px]]
	Flowers between friends is a sweet thing. Sarah exposed Chris to a rather "tasty" flower, the [[Wikipedia:Honeysuckle\|Honeysuckle]]. She thought, and said, that if you put the upper thing in your mouth, it would taste like honey. But, of course the parents corrected both children about its dangers.		Flowers between friends is a sweet thing. Sarah exposed Chris to a rather "tasty" flower, the [[Wikipedia:Honeysuckle\|Honeysuckle]]. She thought, and said, that if you put the upper thing in your mouth, it would taste like honey. But, of course the parents corrected both children about its dangers.

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	[[Image:431-CWCSNHP7.jpg~~\|thumb~~\|left\|150px]]		[[Image:431-CWCSNHP7.jpg\|left\|150px]]
	School days are usually the [[Chris and English\|Golden Rule Days]], as Sarah and Chris both attended the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School\|Greene County Schools]]. For Chris, he encountered [[Bruce Johnson\|many discoveries there]], such as a pregnant office assistant, [[rape\|fun in a barrell]], [[Niggos\|children of other cultures]], and the fundamentals of learning + [[Dating Education\|education]]. Most of the same was exposed to Sarah as well. They both always enjoyed [[McDonald's\|lunchtime]], ice cream, and fun in the playground.		School days are usually the [[Chris and English\|Golden Rule Days]], as Sarah and Chris both attended the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School\|Greene County Schools]]. For Chris, he encountered [[Bruce Johnson\|many discoveries there]], such as a pregnant office assistant, [[rape\|fun in a barrell]], [[Niggos\|children of other cultures]], and the fundamentals of learning + [[Dating Education\|education]]. Most of the same was exposed to Sarah as well. They both always enjoyed [[McDonald's\|lunchtime]], ice cream, and fun in the playground.

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	===Over the Years===		===Over the Years===
	[[Image:432CWCSNHP8.jpg~~\|thumb~~\|right\|150px]]		[[Image:432CWCSNHP8.jpg\|right\|150px]]
	As far as this Narrator Knows, this is how each friend grew up:		As far as this Narrator Knows, this is how each friend grew up:

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	===The Girl Next Door, Today===		===The Girl Next Door, Today===
	[[Image:435-CWCSNHP11.jpg~~\|thumb~~\|left\|150px]]		[[Image:435-CWCSNHP11.jpg\|left\|150px]]
	[[Image:436-CWCSNHP12.jpg~~\|thumb~~\|right\|150px]]		[[Image:436-CWCSNHP12.jpg\|right\|150px]]
	As of sometime before July, 2000, Sarah has been living with her boyfriend, Wes Iseli, a magician who does parties. Other than that, she works at the [[University of Virginia]]'s hospital where she checks the babies' hearing. Sarah has many [[Gal-Pals\|female companions]], with whom she spends fun times with, such as trips to the mall, beach, and other places. Sarah also enjoys seeing fun movies and listening to pop stars, such as [[Wikipedia:Brad Pitt\|Brad Pitt]], [[Wikipedia:NSync\|NSync]] and the [[So Need a Cute Girl\|Backstreet]] [[A-U-T-I-S-M\|Boys]]. So, she is getting along very well.		As of sometime before July, 2000, Sarah has been living with her boyfriend, Wes Iseli, a magician who does parties. Other than that, she works at the [[University of Virginia]]'s hospital where she checks the babies' hearing. Sarah has many [[Gal-Pals\|female companions]], with whom she spends fun times with, such as trips to the mall, beach, and other places. Sarah also enjoys seeing fun movies and listening to pop stars, such as [[Wikipedia:Brad Pitt\|Brad Pitt]], [[Wikipedia:NSync\|NSync]] and the [[So Need a Cute Girl\|Backstreet]] [[A-U-T-I-S-M\|Boys]]. So, she is getting along very well.
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	===What will Come?===		===What will Come?===
	[[Image:437-CWCSNHP13.jpg\|thumb\|left\|150px\|"Huh?!"]]		[[Image:437-CWCSNHP13.jpg\|thumb\|left\|150px\|"Huh?!"]]
	[[Image:438-CWCSNHP14.jpg~~\|thumb~~\|right\|150px]]		[[Image:438-CWCSNHP14.jpg\|right\|150px]]
	So, here it is, October 13, [[2003]], and what is to be expected in the future?		So, here it is, October 13, [[2003]], and what is to be expected in the future?
	* A [[Sonichu (comic)\|clash of the Sonichus?]]		* A [[Sonichu (comic)\|clash of the Sonichus?]]
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	==Credits==		==Credits==

	[[Image:439-CWCSNHP15.jpg~~\|thumb~~\|right\|150px]]		[[Image:439-CWCSNHP15.jpg\|right\|150px]]
	[[Image:440-CWCSNHP16.jpg\|thumb\|right\|150px\|P.S. Please do me.]]		[[Image:440-CWCSNHP16.jpg\|thumb\|right\|150px\|P.S. Please do me.]]
	<u>'''Cast'''</u>		<u>'''Cast'''</u>

Hurtful Truth Level at 06:06, 6 January 2017

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	{{Writings}}		{{Writings}}
			{{Relics of Fail}}
	[[Category:Arts and Crafts]][[Category: Non-fiction]]		[[Category:Arts and Crafts]][[Category: Non-fiction]]

Res at 12:44, 26 December 2015

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	One time, Sarah told Chris that [[Wikipedia:Casper the Friendly Ghost\|Casper the Friendly Ghost]] was hiding under her house; [[Naive\|he believed it]]. So Chris crawled under her house, and found cobwebs, dirt and many bugs, but no ghost. And Sarah locked him in ([[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD\|children do the silliest things]]). Chris was sad and scared. About half an hour (or earlier) later, her father, James, rescued the poor lad from a very dark + scary place.		One time, Sarah told Chris that [[Wikipedia:Casper the Friendly Ghost\|Casper the Friendly Ghost]] was hiding under her house; [[Naive\|he believed it]]. So Chris crawled under her house, and found cobwebs, dirt and many bugs, but no ghost. And Sarah locked him in ([[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD\|children do the silliest things]]). Chris was sad and scared. About half an hour (or earlier) later, her father, James, rescued the poor lad from a very dark + scary place.

			[''This story lends a lot of credence to the theory of Sarah being a bully.'']

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	* She made many more [[Friend zone\|friends]].		* She made many more [[Friend zone\|friends]].
	* She's still a spunky gal.		* She's still a spunky gal.
	* She got a Driver's License + ~~[[Son-Chu\|~~a car]].		* She got a Driver's License + a car.
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Don'tCallAnybody at 15:06, 4 December 2015

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	{{Articleofthenow}}		{{Articleofthenow}}
	[[Image:424-CWC&SNHLifeShares.jpg\|thumb\|right\|~~Dammit~~ Chris, you have to add Sonichu to ~~EVERYTHING~~.]]		[[Image:424-CWC&SNHLifeShares.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Damn thee, Chris, you have to add Sonichu to ''everything''.]]

	'''Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares''' was produced when [[Chris]] was [[2003\|twenty-one years old]] for [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]'s twenty-first birthday as a present. Yes, he drew this when he was 21, not 12.		'''Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares''' was produced when [[Chris]] was [[2003\|twenty-one years old]] for [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]'s twenty-first birthday as a present. Yes, he drew this when he was 21, not 12.

NegaCWC: /* The Return of Chris */

2012-09-25T20:23:15Z

The Return of Chris

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	===The Return of Chris===		===The Return of Chris===
	[[Image:434-CWCSNHP10.jpg\|thumb\|left\|150px]]		[[Image:434-CWCSNHP10.jpg\|thumb\|left\|150px\|Facepalm indeed.]]
	Christian moved back to [[Ruckersville]], June, [[2000]], and he enrolled into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. When Christian met the new & improved Sarah, he was surprised in how much she had changed over the years. But during his years at P.V.C.C., he was not able to interact with Sarah as much as he used to, because she was [[Infinitely high boyfriend factor\|living with her boyfriend]]. And thus, because he could not socialize as well as before, Christian did not meet as many friends at P.V.C.C., as compared to Manchester High. And so, he became lonesome. His [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Start_of_my_Sweetheart_Search\|21st Birthday wasn't so hot either]].		Christian moved back to [[Ruckersville]], June, [[2000]], and he enrolled into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. When Christian met the new & improved Sarah, he was surprised in how much she had changed over the years. But during his years at P.V.C.C., he was not able to interact with Sarah as much as he used to, because she was [[Infinitely high boyfriend factor\|living with her boyfriend]]. And thus, because he could not socialize as well as before, Christian did not meet as many friends at P.V.C.C., as compared to Manchester High. And so, he became lonesome. His [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Start_of_my_Sweetheart_Search\|21st Birthday wasn't so hot either]].
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Anonybot: Robot: Unlinking "Fail"

2012-04-23T21:41:06Z

Robot: Unlinking "Fail"

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	===Over the Years===		===Over the Years===
	[[Image:432CWCSNHP8.jpg\|thumb\|right\|150px]]		[[Image:432CWCSNHP8.jpg\|thumb\|right\|150px]]
	~~[[Fail\|~~As far as this Narrator Knows]], this is how each friend grew up:		As far as this Narrator Knows, this is how each friend grew up:

	<u>'''Christopher'''</u>		<u>'''Christopher'''</u>
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	Email: ItsameCWC@aol.com		Email: ItsameCWC@aol.com

	<nowiki>*</nowiki> This has been a Christian Chandler/Sonichu ~~[[Fail\|~~Production]].		<nowiki>*</nowiki> This has been a Christian Chandler/Sonichu Production.

	[[CWC's Sonichu Site!]] http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm		[[CWC's Sonichu Site!]] http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm

COrn at 07:47, 3 February 2012

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	In typical Chris fashion, it is highly [[Chris and his ego\|self-centered]], focusing mainly on his [[autism]], his [[love quest]] and how everything that goes wrong in his life is not his fault. Despite being drawn to commemorate her life so far, Sarah is only mentioned when she occasionally crosses paths with Chris and is even then portrayed as what Chris sees as a [[Women's rights\|typical female]], which is unlikely to be what Sarah was like anyway. Presumably, Sarah was not pleased to receive a booklet full of everything Chris cannot shut up about.		In typical Chris fashion, it is highly [[Chris and his ego\|self-centered]], focusing mainly on his [[autism]], his [[love quest]] and how everything that goes wrong in his life is not his fault. Despite being drawn to commemorate her life so far, Sarah is only mentioned when she occasionally crosses paths with Chris and is even then portrayed as what Chris sees as a [[Women's rights\|typical female]], which is unlikely to be what Sarah was like anyway. Presumably, Sarah was not pleased to receive a booklet full of everything Chris cannot shut up about.

	The document mostly reads like Chris was attempting to win Sarah's affections by reminding them of the times they shared together, as well as portraying them as [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], boyfriend and girlfriend. Chris doesn't help matters along by making repeated passive-aggressive references to Sarah playing [[trolls\|tricks]] on him, or by openly stating that her boyfriend [[Wes Iseli]] is "evil." There is no mention of any nice things that Sarah has done for Chris, inspiring the supposition that Sarah was actually a bully that Chris mistook for a [[gal-pal]]).		The document mostly reads like Chris was attempting to win Sarah's affections by reminding them of the times they shared together, as well as portraying them as [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], boyfriend and girlfriend. Chris doesn't help matters along by making repeated passive-aggressive references to Sarah playing [[trolls\|tricks]] on him, or by openly stating that her boyfriend [[Wes Iseli]] is "evil." There is no mention of any nice things that Sarah has done for Chris, inspiring the supposition that Sarah was actually a bully that Chris mistook for a [[gal-pal]].

	Chris also seems to be under the impression that [[Wikipedia:Brad Pitt\|Brad Pitt]] is a pop music star, thus reinforcing the assumption that he does not leave his room. He also (perhaps unintentionally) insults Sarah's mom by portraying her as a [[Vamprosa\|vampire]].		Chris also seems to be under the impression that [[Wikipedia:Brad Pitt\|Brad Pitt]] is a pop music star, thus reinforcing the assumption that he does not leave his room. He also (perhaps unintentionally) insults Sarah's mom by portraying her as a [[Vamprosa\|vampire]].

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	[[Image:424-CWC&SNHLifeShares.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Damn thee, Chris, you have to add Sonichu to ''everything''.]]		[[Image:424-CWC&SNHLifeShares.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Damn thee, Chris, you have to add Sonichu to ''everything''.]]

	'''Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares''' was produced when [[Chris]] was [[2003\|twenty-one years old]] for [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]'s twenty-first birthday as a present~~. Yes, he drew this when he was 21, not 12~~.		'''Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares''' was produced when [[Chris]] was [[2003\|twenty-one years old]] for [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]'s twenty-first birthday as a present.

	This sheds light on his relationship with Sarah and provides some insight into Chris's early version of the ''Sonichu'' canon, with [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)\|himself]] represented by [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]], Sarah Hammer by [[Rosechu]], and [[Wes Iseli]] by [[Blake\|Black Sonichu]].		This sheds light on his relationship with Sarah and provides some insight into Chris's early version of the ''Sonichu'' canon, with [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)\|himself]] represented by [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]], Sarah Hammer by [[Rosechu]], and [[Wes Iseli]] by [[Blake\|Black Sonichu]].

	In typical Chris fashion, it is highly [[Chris and his ego\|self-centered]]~~, focusing~~ mainly on his [[autism]], his [[love quest]] and how everything that goes wrong in his life is not his fault. Despite being drawn to commemorate her life so far, Sarah is only mentioned when she occasionally crosses paths with Chris and is even then portrayed as what Chris sees as a [[Women's rights\|typical female]], which is unlikely to be what Sarah was like anyway. Presumably, Sarah was not pleased to receive a booklet full of everything Chris cannot shut up about.		In typical Chris fashion, it is highly [[Chris and his ego\|self-centered]]. It focuses mainly on his [[autism]], his [[love quest]], and how everything that goes wrong in his life is not his fault. Despite being drawn to commemorate her life so far, Sarah is only mentioned when she occasionally crosses paths with Chris and is even then portrayed as what Chris sees as a [[Women's rights\|typical female]], which is unlikely to be what Sarah was like anyway. Presumably, Sarah was not pleased to receive a booklet full of everything Chris cannot shut up about.

	The document mostly reads like Chris was attempting to win Sarah's affections by reminding them of the times they shared together, as well as portraying them as [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], boyfriend and girlfriend. Chris doesn't help matters along by making repeated passive-aggressive references to Sarah playing [[trolls\|tricks]] on him, or by openly stating that her boyfriend [[Wes Iseli]] is "evil." There is no mention of any nice things that Sarah has done for Chris, inspiring the supposition that Sarah was actually a bully that Chris mistook for a [[gal-pal]].		The document mostly reads like Chris was attempting to win Sarah's affections by reminding them of the times they shared together, as well as portraying them as [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], boyfriend and girlfriend. Chris doesn't help matters along by making repeated passive-aggressive references to Sarah playing [[trolls\|tricks]] on him, or by openly stating that her boyfriend [[Wes Iseli]] is "evil." There is no mention of any nice things that Sarah has done for Chris, inspiring the supposition that Sarah was actually a bully that Chris mistook for a [[gal-pal]].

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	School days are usually the [[Chris and English\|Golden Rule Days]], as Sarah and Chris both attended the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School\|Greene County Schools]]. For Chris, he encountered [[Bruce Johnson\|many discoveries there]], such as a pregnant office assistant, [[rape\|fun in a barrell]], [[~~Niggos~~\|children of other cultures]], and the fundamentals of learning + [[Dating Education\|education]]. Most of the same was exposed to Sarah as well. They both always enjoyed [[McDonald's\|lunchtime]], ice cream, and fun in the playground.		School days are usually the [[Chris and English\|Golden Rule Days]], as Sarah and Chris both attended the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School\|Greene County Schools]]. For Chris, he encountered [[Bruce Johnson\|many discoveries there]], such as a pregnant office assistant, [[rape\|fun in a barrell]], [[Chris and Race\|children of other cultures]], and the fundamentals of learning + [[Dating Education\|education]]. Most of the same was exposed to Sarah as well. They both always enjoyed [[McDonald's\|lunchtime]], ice cream, and fun in the playground.

	When it comes to the Elementary School, we'll make an exception to the "Golden Rule Days," as Chris didn't have too much fun there. In a nutshell, the faculty and School Boards did not know how to handle an autistic child. So chaos ensued as [[Chris and his ego#Persecution Complex\|troublesome abuse was caused by the faculty to the poor boy]]. Thus, to keep from further trouble with Greene County Schools, Chris had to leave and move to [[Chesterfield County]]. And Chris and Sarah's friendship was put on hold. (He moved Sept. [[1993]])		When it comes to the Elementary School, we'll make an exception to the "Golden Rule Days," as Chris didn't have too much fun there. In a nutshell, the faculty and School Boards did not know how to handle an autistic child. So chaos ensued as [[Chris and his ego#Persecution Complex\|troublesome abuse was caused by the faculty to the poor boy]]. Thus, to keep from further trouble with Greene County Schools, Chris had to leave and move to [[Chesterfield County]]. And Chris and Sarah's friendship was put on hold. (He moved Sept. [[1993]])

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	'''Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares''' was produced when [[Chris]] was [[2003\|twenty-one years old]] for [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]'s twenty-first birthday as a present. Yes, he drew this when he was 21, not 12.		'''Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares''' was produced when [[Chris]] was [[2003\|twenty-one years old]] for [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]'s twenty-first birthday as a present. Yes, he drew this when he was 21, not 12.

	This sheds light on his relationship with Sarah and provides some insight into Chris's early version of the ''Sonichu'' canon, with [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)\|himself]] represented by [[Sonichu]], Sarah Hammer by [[Rosechu]], and [[Wes Iseli]] by [[Blake\|Black Sonichu]].		This sheds light on his relationship with Sarah and provides some insight into Chris's early version of the ''Sonichu'' canon, with [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)\|himself]] represented by [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]], Sarah Hammer by [[Rosechu]], and [[Wes Iseli]] by [[Blake\|Black Sonichu]].

	In typical Chris fashion, it is highly [[Chris and his ego\|self-centered]], focusing mainly on his [[autism]], his [[love quest]] and how everything that goes wrong in his life is not his fault. Despite being drawn to commemorate her life so far, Sarah is only mentioned when she occasionally crosses paths with Chris and is even then portrayed as what Chris sees as a [[Women's rights\|typical female]], which is unlikely to be what Sarah was like anyway. Presumably, Sarah was not pleased to receive a booklet full of everything Chris cannot shut up about.		In typical Chris fashion, it is highly [[Chris and his ego\|self-centered]], focusing mainly on his [[autism]], his [[love quest]] and how everything that goes wrong in his life is not his fault. Despite being drawn to commemorate her life so far, Sarah is only mentioned when she occasionally crosses paths with Chris and is even then portrayed as what Chris sees as a [[Women's rights\|typical female]], which is unlikely to be what Sarah was like anyway. Presumably, Sarah was not pleased to receive a booklet full of everything Chris cannot shut up about.

	The document mostly reads like Chris was attempting to win Sarah's affections by reminding them of the times they shared together, as well as portraying them as [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], boyfriend and girlfriend. Chris doesn't help matters along by making repeated passive-aggressive references to Sarah playing [[trolls\|tricks]] on him, or by openly stating that her boyfriend [[Wes Iseli]] is "evil." There is no mention of any nice things that Sarah has done for Chris, inspiring the supposition that Sarah was actually a bully that Chris mistook for a [[gal-pal]].		The document mostly reads like Chris was attempting to win Sarah's affections by reminding them of the times they shared together, as well as portraying them as [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], boyfriend and girlfriend. Chris doesn't help matters along by making repeated passive-aggressive references to Sarah playing [[trolls\|tricks]] on him, or by openly stating that her boyfriend [[Wes Iseli]] is "evil." There is no mention of any nice things that Sarah has done for Chris, inspiring the supposition that Sarah was actually a bully that Chris mistook for a [[gal-pal]].

	Chris also seems to be under the impression that [[Wikipedia:Brad Pitt\|Brad Pitt]] is a pop music star, thus reinforcing the assumption that he does not leave his room. He also (perhaps unintentionally) insults Sarah's mom by portraying her as a [[Vamprosa\|vampire]].		Chris also seems to be under the impression that [[Wikipedia:Brad Pitt\|Brad Pitt]] is a pop music star, thus reinforcing the assumption that he does not leave his room. He also (perhaps unintentionally) insults Sarah's mom by portraying her as a [[Vamprosa\|vampire]].

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	In typical Chris fashion, it is highly [[Chris and his ego\|self-centered]], focusing mainly on his [[autism]], his [[love quest]] and how everything that goes wrong in his life is not his fault. Despite being drawn to commemorate her life so far, Sarah is only mentioned when she occasionally crosses paths with Chris and is even then portrayed as what Chris sees as a [[Women's rights\|typical female]], which is unlikely to be what Sarah was like anyway. Presumably, Sarah was not pleased to receive a booklet full of everything Chris cannot shut up about.		In typical Chris fashion, it is highly [[Chris and his ego\|self-centered]], focusing mainly on his [[autism]], his [[love quest]] and how everything that goes wrong in his life is not his fault. Despite being drawn to commemorate her life so far, Sarah is only mentioned when she occasionally crosses paths with Chris and is even then portrayed as what Chris sees as a [[Women's rights\|typical female]], which is unlikely to be what Sarah was like anyway. Presumably, Sarah was not pleased to receive a booklet full of everything Chris cannot shut up about.

	The document mostly reads like Chris was attempting to win Sarah's affections by reminding them of the times they shared together, as well as portraying them as [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], boyfriend and girlfriend. Chris doesn't help matters along by making repeated passive-aggressive references to Sarah playing [[trolls\|tricks]] on him, or by openly stating that her boyfriend [[Wes Iseli]] is "evil." There is no mention of any nice things that Sarah has done for Chris, inspiring the supposition that Sarah was actually a bully that Chris mistook for a [[gal-pal]]).		The document mostly reads like Chris was attempting to win Sarah's affections by reminding them of the times they shared together, as well as portraying them as [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], boyfriend and girlfriend. Chris doesn't help matters along by making repeated passive-aggressive references to Sarah playing [[trolls\|tricks]] on him, or by openly stating that her boyfriend [[Wes Iseli]] is "evil." There is no mention of any nice things that Sarah has done for Chris, inspiring the supposition that Sarah was actually a bully that Chris mistook for a [[gal-pal]].

	Chris also seems to be under the impression that [[Wikipedia:Brad Pitt\|Brad Pitt]] is a pop music star, thus reinforcing the assumption that he does not leave his room. He also (perhaps unintentionally) insults Sarah's mom by portraying her as a [[Vamprosa\|vampire]].		Chris also seems to be under the impression that [[Wikipedia:Brad Pitt\|Brad Pitt]] is a pop music star, thus reinforcing the assumption that he does not leave his room. He also (perhaps unintentionally) insults Sarah's mom by portraying her as a [[Vamprosa\|vampire]].