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	It has come to my attention that I have a lot... more fans of my electronk—[[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] than I had originally thought, and I thank each and every one of you for your support. And I will draw more [[Sonichu (comic)\|comics]], uh, when I get some positive inspiration, or, uh, when I feel like it. After all, everybody else—everybody has a life; so do I; I have a life. [''inhales sharply'']		It has come to my attention that I have a lot... more fans of my electronk—[[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] than I had originally thought, and I thank each and every one of you for your support. And I will draw more [[Sonichu (comic)\|comics]], uh, when I get some positive inspiration, or, uh, when I feel like it. After all, everybody else—everybody has a life; so do I; I have a life. [''inhales sharply'']

	Anyway, it has also come to my attention that I have a lot of people who may have picked up on the wrong theories of my person. [''inhales sharply''] I will not quote any hate sites, but I would like to humbly apologize for appearing to be some kind of sleaze, [[troll]], badass, or whatever adjectives, good or explicit, you may feel about me. [''inhales sharply'']		Anyway, it has also come to my attention that I have a lot of people who may have picked up on the wrong theories of my person. [''inhales sharply''] I will not quote any hate sites, but I would like to humbly apologize for appearing to be some kind of sleaze, [[trolls\|troll]], badass, or whatever adjectives, good or explicit, you may feel about me. [''inhales sharply'']

	Please understand: I am a 25 year-old, [[high-functioning autism\|high-functioning autistic]] male… with a simple, ''peaceful'' dream… of becoming a ''father''… of a sweet, little, pretty girl, who I will dub…ly name [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|“''Crystal'' Weston Chandler”]]. “Crystal”: a name that sounds similar to mine, but it has a nice ring to it. And it’s also similar to the illustrious [[Honor roll\|metal]] that is mined from the Earth’s ground. “Weston”: my [[Barbara Chandler\|mother’s]] maiden name, and a proper English name from royal descent. As a matter of fact, among my, uh, mother’s side in the, uh, [[Chris and English\|ancestrial]] traits [''inhales sharply''] we have, uh, we have been traced down to [[Daniel Weston]], who was on the main Mayflower voyage. And, uh, beyond him, [[Anne Boleyn]], who was the, uh, one of H—Henry VIII's… ''King'' Henry VIII's wives, who gave birth to, uh, Queen Elizabeth I, and “Chandler”: the, uh, name—the family name my father had. And, uh, from his, uh, line, uh, we have, uh, from his side of the family, we have the, uh, [[Cherokian Clan\|Cherokee blood]]. I'm one-sixteenth. [''inhales sharply''] And from among us Cherokees, there are very few of us left, because we were big in number, but then came along the, uh, forced march on the Trail of Tears, where some of us went into hiding…. Yeah, short line there: ''Cherokees''. We're a respected tribe. We ''should'' be respected. Anyway… even though we were forced onto the Trail of Tears, but that's another—that's another—whole 'nother story. You can go read—you can learn about in your local libraries.		Please understand: I am a 25 year-old, [[high-functioning autism\|high-functioning autistic]] male… with a simple, ''peaceful'' dream… of becoming a ''father''… of a sweet, little, pretty girl, who I will dub…ly name [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|“''Crystal'' Weston Chandler”]]. “Crystal”: a name that sounds similar to mine, but it has a nice ring to it. And it’s also similar to the illustrious [[Honor roll\|metal]] that is mined from the Earth’s ground. “Weston”: my [[Barbara Chandler\|mother’s]] maiden name, and a proper English name from royal descent. As a matter of fact, among my, uh, mother’s side in the, uh, [[Chris and English\|ancestrial]] traits [''inhales sharply''] we have, uh, we have been traced down to [[Daniel Weston]], who was on the main Mayflower voyage. And, uh, beyond him, [[Anne Boleyn]], who was the, uh, one of H—Henry VIII's… ''King'' Henry VIII's wives, who gave birth to, uh, Queen Elizabeth I, and “Chandler”: the, uh, name—the family name my father had. And, uh, from his, uh, line, uh, we have, uh, from his side of the family, we have the, uh, [[Cherokian Clan\|Cherokee blood]]. I'm one-sixteenth. [''inhales sharply''] And from among us Cherokees, there are very few of us left, because we were big in number, but then came along the, uh, forced march on the Trail of Tears, where some of us went into hiding…. Yeah, short line there: ''Cherokees''. We're a respected tribe. We ''should'' be respected. Anyway… even though we were forced onto the Trail of Tears, but that's another—that's another—whole 'nother story. You can go read—you can learn about in your local libraries.

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	=== Transcript ===		=== Transcript ===

	Hello. My name is Christian Weston Chandler… from [[Ruckersville, VA\|Ruckersville, Vir''gin''ia]]. [''puts on [[~~Pedo-Glasses~~\|glasses]]'']		Hello. My name is Christian Weston Chandler… from [[Ruckersville, VA\|Ruckersville, Vir''gin''ia]]. [''puts on [[Respectable Frames\|glasses]]'']

	It has come to my attention that I have a lot... more fans of my electronk—[[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] than I had originally thought, and I thank each and every one of you for your support. And I will draw more [[Sonichu (comic)\|comics]], uh, when I get some positive inspiration, or, uh, when I feel like it. After all, everybody else—everybody has a life; so do I; I have a life. [''inhales sharply'']		It has come to my attention that I have a lot... more fans of my electronk—[[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] than I had originally thought, and I thank each and every one of you for your support. And I will draw more [[Sonichu (comic)\|comics]], uh, when I get some positive inspiration, or, uh, when I feel like it. After all, everybody else—everybody has a life; so do I; I have a life. [''inhales sharply'']

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	==Notes==		==Notes==
	*Chris has apparently never [[autism\|picked up]] on the fact that the term "badass" is used as a compliment.		*Chris has apparently never [[autism\|picked up]] on the fact that the term "badass" is used as a compliment. Alternatively, he could have said "fatass."
	*His dramatic [[Pedo-Glasses\|glasses]] removal is on full display.		*His dramatic [[Pedo-Glasses\|glasses]] removal is on full display.

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	And, uh, during my high school years, I was used to being surrounded by… girls… in my circle, and after having to, uh, leave them I felt ''ever so lonesome''. And, after the [[stress]] from some of the people—people at [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens\|PVCC]], as well as my mental block [''mimes punching himself in the head''] of autism, it became hard from me to approach gir—approach the girls like I used to. And I would like to point out right now, at this—at, uh—during my—ever since I—ever—during the whole—my whole [[Sweetheart Search]] has started, when I turned 21 on February 24, 2002. Anyway, beyond that date, I ''never have stalked anybody''. ''Never have stalked''. I'm telling you right—I'm telling you right now. All I did was sit around, with a [[sign]] by my side that said I was looking for a [[Boyfriend-Free Girl]], 18-25, yadda yadda yadda, all tha— [abrupt jump cut] …page. And I did all that, because I had feared rejection, and the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]], because you cannot tell which ladies are paired up, and which are not. And wedding rings, that's just a whole different story, 'cause they're married, because y—it's not like you give every women a ring who's already paired up. [''long pause''] Well, that's just one perspective. [''inhales sharply''] But, anyway, uh, I did not move from my seat… at all, unless [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|I needed to go use the restroom]]. That's it. Okay? I never moved from my seat while I'm sitting around waiting for the girl to come to me. ‘Cause that's all I'm doing there; I'm just waiting for a girl to come talk to me, 'cause... [''inhales sharply''] like I said, I'm afraid to approach them… at that point.		And, uh, during my high school years, I was used to being surrounded by… girls… in my circle, and after having to, uh, leave them I felt ''ever so lonesome''. And, after the [[stress]] from some of the people—people at [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens\|PVCC]], as well as my mental block [''mimes punching himself in the head''] of autism, it became hard from me to approach gir—approach the girls like I used to. And I would like to point out right now, at this—at, uh—during my—ever since I—ever—during the whole—my whole [[Sweetheart Search]] has started, when I turned 21 on February 24, 2002. Anyway, beyond that date, I ''never have stalked anybody''. ''Never have stalked''. I'm telling you right—I'm telling you right now. All I did was sit around, with a [[sign]] by my side that said I was looking for a [[Boyfriend-Free Girl]], 18-25, yadda yadda yadda, all tha— [abrupt jump cut] …page. And I did all that, because I had feared rejection, and the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]], because you cannot tell which ladies are paired up, and which are not. And wedding rings, that's just a whole different story, 'cause they're married, because y—it's not like you give every women a ring who's already paired up. [''long pause''] Well, that's just one perspective. [''inhales sharply''] But, anyway, uh, I did not move from my seat… at all, unless [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|I needed to go use the restroom]]. That's it. Okay? I never moved from my seat while I'm sitting around waiting for the girl to come to me. ‘Cause that's all I'm doing there; I'm just waiting for a girl to come talk to me, 'cause... [''inhales sharply''] like I said, I'm afraid to approach them… at that point.

	So please understand: [[~~Death threats~~\|I am not a violent person]]. [[Megan Saga\|I'm decent]]. I come from a [[Borb\|caring, loving pair of parents]]. [[Death ~~Threats~~\|I'm kind]]. [[Chris and his ~~Ego~~\|I'm considerate]]. I will respect your [[Megan\|space]] [''removes glasses'']—and your feelings—ever so much. [''puts glasses back on and inhales sharply''] And… I apologize for my [[MySpace]] profile, if it appears to reflect anything on the contrary of all that. I apologize that I appear to be a [''puts on a “slow” voice and sways with each word''] [[slow-in-the-minds\|slowww-miiinded perrrsonnn]]! [abrupt jump cut] I'm sorry for reflecting any negative feelings towards each of you that have felt them, including those who have had such feelings they have created, uh, demeaning web pages. ''All I ask''—''all I ask'' are those people who are watching this right now, is just… take them down? Please? I'm asking as an innocent victim of misunderstanding, just take down your web pages, or edit them to ''positively'' better reflect my feelings as an individual, as a person… as a man who has suffered, like most everybody in this world that we all live in. [''sighs'']		So please understand: [[CWC is Angry\|I am not a violent person]]. [[Megan Saga\|I'm decent]]. I come from a [[Borb\|caring, loving pair of parents]]. [[Death threats\|I'm kind]]. [[Chris and his ego\|I'm considerate]]. I will respect your [[Megan\|space]] [''removes glasses'']—and your feelings—ever so much. [''puts glasses back on and inhales sharply''] And… I apologize for my [[MySpace]] profile, if it appears to reflect anything on the contrary of all that. I apologize that I appear to be a [''puts on a “slow” voice and sways with each word''] [[slow-in-the-minds\|slowww-miiinded perrrsonnn]]! [abrupt jump cut] I'm sorry for reflecting any negative feelings towards each of you that have felt them, including those who have had such feelings they have created, uh, demeaning web pages. ''All I ask''—''all I ask'' are those people who are watching this right now, is just… take them down? Please? I'm asking as an innocent victim of misunderstanding, just take down your web pages, or edit them to ''positively'' better reflect my feelings as an individual, as a person… as a man who has suffered, like most everybody in this world that we all live in. [''sighs'']

	Thank you very much for li—for your time, and listening, and please remember: I'm a innocent person. Just like most every one of you, I've had my faults, I've had my share of… bad times, and my share of good times. Please understand that.		Thank you very much for li—for your time, and listening, and please remember: I'm a innocent person. Just like most every one of you, I've had my faults, I've had my share of… bad times, and my share of good times. Please understand that.

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