Chris Destroys His Vibrator - Revision history

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WarnerBro at 03:13, 9 October 2024

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	=== Transcript ===		=== Transcript ===
	[''rolls his eyes, smacks [[PSEye]] for no apparent reason''] Hello. Y'all may—some of you may have seen the, uh, video, which—of which I recently ''up''...lo--''loaded''...sayin’ that I was, uh...of the wrong...[[~~Homo~~\|orientation]]. But any-—but I w—-I wanted to let y'all know that...I on—-I did that...to save the life...of a trusted [[Julie\|gal-pal]]. And she is eternally grateful from—-to me for it. So, th—-so, yes, as you can tell from my...non-verbal ''clues'', I was lying out of my ass! But I did it to save a l-—to save ''her'' life, 'cause...[[Clyde Cash]]...would've harmed her, but I have gotten ''his word'' that, uh, he would not lay a finger on her.		[''rolls his eyes, smacks [[PSEye]] for no apparent reason''] Hello. Y'all may—some of you may have seen the, uh, video, which—of which I recently ''up''...lo--''loaded''...sayin’ that I was, uh...of the wrong...[[Homos\|orientation]]. But any-—but I w—-I wanted to let y'all know that...I on—-I did that...to save the life...of a trusted [[Julie\|gal-pal]]. And she is eternally grateful from—-to me for it. So, th—-so, yes, as you can tell from my...non-verbal ''clues'', I was lying out of my ass! But I did it to save a l-—to save ''her'' life, 'cause...[[Clyde Cash]]...would've harmed her, but I have gotten ''his word'' that, uh, he would not lay a finger on her.

	And also, I had to make another...slight promise—-uh...another promise, after making that-—after ''that'': that I, uh, get rid of some...of my...unnecessary possessions. I wanted to let—-I wanted to, uh, let him know, anyway, that I've already started. [''reaches off-camera for something'']		And also, I had to make another...slight promise—-uh...another promise, after making that-—after ''that'': that I, uh, get rid of some...of my...unnecessary possessions. I wanted to let—-I wanted to, uh, let him know, anyway, that I've already started. [''reaches off-camera for something'']

PsychoNerd054: /* See also */

2022-01-05T00:27:42Z

Resrsc: /* Video */

2021-09-07T02:35:34Z

Video

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	{{Infobox/video		{{Infobox/video
	\| name = Chris Destroys His Vibrator		\| name = Chris Destroys His Vibrator
	\| ~~video~~ = ~~{{#ev:youtube\|~~v_uQFeFaxfg}}		\| ytid = v_uQFeFaxfg
	\| stardate = 06 [[February 2009]]		\| stardate = 06 [[February 2009]]
	\| subject = {{Homos\|text}} {{Sex\|text}}		\| subject = {{Homos\|text}} {{Sex\|text}}

FromtheWordsofBR: /* Transcript */

2021-03-19T02:34:07Z

Transcript

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	=== Transcript ===		=== Transcript ===
			[''rolls his eyes, smacks [[PSEye]] for no apparent reason''] Hello. Y'all may—some of you may have seen the, uh, video, which—of which I recently ''up''...lo--''loaded''...sayin’ that I was, uh...of the wrong...[[Homo\|orientation]]. But any-—but I w—-I wanted to let y'all know that...I on—-I did that...to save the life...of a trusted [[Julie\|gal-pal]]. And she is eternally grateful from—-to me for it. So, th—-so, yes, as you can tell from my...non-verbal ''clues'', I was lying out of my ass! But I did it to save a l-—to save ''her'' life, 'cause...[[Clyde Cash]]...would've harmed her, but I have gotten ''his word'' that, uh, he would not lay a finger on her.
	[''smacks [[PSEye]] for no apparent reason''] Hello. Y'all may—some of you may have seen the, uh, video, which—of which I recently ''up''...lo--''loaded''...sayin’ that I was, uh...of the wrong...[[Homo\|orientation]]. But any-—but I w—-I wanted to let y'all know that...I on—-I did that...to save the life...of a trusted [[Julie\|gal-pal]]. And she is eternally grateful from—-to me for it. So, th—-so, yes, as you can tell from my...non-verbal ''clues'', I was lying out of my ass! But I did it to save a l-—to save ''her'' life, 'cause...[[Clyde Cash]]...would've harmed her, but I have gotten ''his word'' that, uh, he would not lay a finger on her.

	And also, I had to make another...slight promise—-uh...another promise, after making that-—after ''that'': that I, uh, get rid of some...of my...unnecessary possessions. I wanted to let—-I wanted to, uh, let him know, anyway, that I've already started. [''reaches off-camera for something'']		And also, I had to make another...slight promise—-uh...another promise, after making that-—after ''that'': that I, uh, get rid of some...of my...unnecessary possessions. I wanted to let—-I wanted to, uh, let him know, anyway, that I've already started. [''reaches off-camera for something'']

	I ~~destroyed…~~ [''drops it, picks it up, puts it back in his hand''] ''this''. [''presents a disassembled [[vibrator]]'']		I destroyed... [''drops it, picks it up, puts it back in his hand''] ''this''. [''presents a disassembled [[vibrator]]'']

	[''Jump cut to Chris, apparently pre-disassembly, trying to snap the vibrator in half with his bare hands, followed by another jump cut showing Chris really straining to break the vibrator. Another jump cut occurs, and he simply pulls the vibrator's two halves apart as they're designed to come apart, before pulling the motor out in another jump cut.'']		[''Jump cut to Chris, apparently pre-disassembly, trying to snap the vibrator in half with his bare hands, followed by another jump cut showing Chris really straining to break the vibrator. Another jump cut occurs, and he simply pulls the vibrator's two halves apart as they're designed to come apart, before pulling the motor out in another jump cut.'']

	[''Jump cut back to Chris holding the two halves in one hand''] Dun-dun-''dunnn''! [''holds the pieces out like the [~~http~~://~~knowyourmeme~~.com/~~memes/card-crusher~~ Card Crusher] before throwing them down on the floor'']		[''Jump cut back to Chris holding the two halves in one hand''] Dun-dun-''dunnn''! [''holds the pieces out like the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCKjctTWIsw Card Crusher] before throwing them down on the floor'']

	The—''that'' deed is done. I am ''straight''. ''I am straight.''		The—''that'' deed is done. I am ''straight''. ''I am straight.''

KingClark: /* Video */

2020-09-24T18:19:53Z

Video

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	\| next = [[CWC Update 8 February 2009#Video\|CWC Update 8 February 2009]]		\| next = [[CWC Update 8 February 2009#Video\|CWC Update 8 February 2009]]
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	{{quote\|I was lying out of my ass!\|Chris, who is [[Homos~~#Chris the Homo~~\|~~definitely not a~~ homo]].}}		{{quote\|I was lying out of my ass!\|Chris, who is definitely not a [[Homos\|homo]].}}

	=== Transcript ===		=== Transcript ===

KingClark: /* Transcript */

2020-09-24T09:18:54Z

Transcript

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	Y'all can, uh, view the previously uploaded video...in its originality...[''sniffles''] and unaltered spec-—in an unaltered-—unaltered sense in my current Yah-—[[YouTube]] account. But...I think I have proven myself well enough. [[Mass debating\|I was holding onto my ''manhood'']]-—my straightness-—by having [[Optimus Prime]] in my lap...[''reaches off-camera for the [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail]] and holds it up''] and my Sailor Moon poster behind me...that I look at every night to help keep me straight. [''puts poster away'']		Y'all can, uh, view the previously uploaded video...in its originality...[''sniffles''] and unaltered spec-—in an unaltered-—unaltered sense in my current Yah-—[[YouTube]] account. But...I think I have proven myself well enough. [[Mass debating\|I was holding onto my ''manhood'']]-—my straightness-—by having [[Optimus Prime]] in my lap...[''reaches off-camera for the [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail]] and holds it up''] and my Sailor Moon poster behind me...that I look at every night to help keep me straight. [''puts poster away'']

	I was ''born'' straight, and I will never be changed that way. Thank you.		I was ''born'' straight, and [[Transgender\|I will never]] [[Bisexual\|be changed that way]]. Thank you.

	==Fan videos==		==Fan videos==

Makuchi at 05:56, 15 September 2020

2020-09-15T05:56:06Z

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			{{Honest}}
	"'''Chris Destroys His Vibrator'''" (officially "'''ECV 00050'''") is a video in which [[Chris]] explains why he had to make [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet\|the two videos]] suggesting that he was [[homos\|gay]], in order to satisfy an agreement with [[Clyde Cash]]. He then attempts to honor another agreement with Clyde by [[CWC Update 18 January 2009\|further]] destroying his [[vibrator]]. Or rather, he ''tries'' to destroy his vibrator, fails, and simply takes it apart in a manner that would allow him to easily reassemble it.		"'''Chris Destroys His Vibrator'''" (officially "'''ECV 00050'''") is a video in which [[Chris]] explains why he had to make [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet\|the two videos]] suggesting that he was [[homos\|gay]], in order to satisfy an agreement with [[Clyde Cash]]. He then attempts to honor another agreement with Clyde by [[CWC Update 18 January 2009\|further]] destroying his [[vibrator]]. Or rather, he ''tries'' to destroy his vibrator, fails, and simply takes it apart in a manner that would allow him to easily reassemble it.

Rtucker913: Undo revision 238761 by Rtucker913 (talk) Doesn't work right

2020-01-03T20:00:38Z

Undo revision 238761 by Rtucker913 (talk) Doesn't work right

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	{{Infobox/video		{{Infobox/video
	\| name = Chris Destroys His Vibrator		\| name = Chris Destroys His Vibrator
	\| video = {{#ev:youtube\|~~v_MOtfccOBqA0~~}}		\| video = {{#ev:youtube\|v_uQFeFaxfg}}
	\| stardate = 06 [[February 2009]]		\| stardate = 06 [[February 2009]]
	\| subject = {{Homos\|text}} {{Sex\|text}}		\| subject = {{Homos\|text}} {{Sex\|text}}

Rtucker913: The original vid is still up

2020-01-03T20:00:14Z

The original vid is still up

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	\| name = Chris Destroys His Vibrator		\| name = Chris Destroys His Vibrator
	\| video = {{#ev:youtube\|~~v_uQFeFaxfg~~}}		\| video = {{#ev:youtube\|v_MOtfccOBqA0}}
	\| stardate = 06 [[February 2009]]		\| stardate = 06 [[February 2009]]
	\| subject = {{Homos\|text}} {{Sex\|text}}		\| subject = {{Homos\|text}} {{Sex\|text}}

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	{{succession\|label=[[List of videos\|Chris's videos]]\|prevlink=[[Chris Comes Out of the Closet]]\|nextlink=[[CWC Update 8 February 2009]]\|}}		{{succession\|label=[[List of videos\|Chris's videos]]\|prevlink=[[Chris Comes Out of the Closet]]\|nextlink=[[CWC Update 8 February 2009]]\|}}
			{{JulieSaga}}
	{{Troll Videos}}		{{Troll Videos}}