Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora - Revision history

Ayumu Kasuga at 19:28, 21 January 2026

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	Despite the name of the video, Chris doesn't actually sing (and we use the word "sing" very loosely) until 4:45, near the end of the video, opting instead to thoroughly bore his audience with long, drawn-out facts about farts that anybody can get off of the internet in less than a minute. He however misses the fun fact that corpses are known to fart weeks after death, as he claims that farting is "a sign that you're alive".		Despite the name of the video, Chris doesn't actually sing (and we use the word "sing" very loosely) until 4:45, near the end of the video, opting instead to thoroughly bore his audience with long, drawn-out facts about farts that anybody can get off of the internet in less than a minute. He however misses the fun fact that corpses are known to fart weeks after death, as he claims that farting is "a sign that you're alive".

			The video is no longer available on the [[CChan6789]] account (assuming that it was ever published there), meaning that Chris probably removed it at some point.

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	But uhh, anyway, Flora, it's okay to fart once in a while. If you prefer to keep it private that's fine. You uhh...take it to the bathroom. And err, if people remembered, there was a song written about the joys of farting. [''Smiles and bobs head''] On an episode of ''Family Guy''.		But uhh, anyway, Flora, it's okay to fart once in a while. If you prefer to keep it private that's fine. You uhh...take it to the bathroom. And err, if people remembered, there was a song written about the joys of farting. [''Smiles and bobs head''] On an episode of ''Family Guy''.

	[''Starts singing out of key while stroking [[Guitar Hero]] controller'']		[''Starts singing out of key while stroking [[Guitar Hero]] controller'']

	I like fancy learning books...I like apple tarts...I like cozy breakfast nooks...I like modern arts...And I like farts! Yes, I like farts! I like to fart your, fart your, fart your farts! Yeah, I like farts! If you got heart, [''puts on an impression of what in his mind Ivy's friend talks like''] "Oh, I've got heart"! [''Mumbles something that's hard to make out which doesn't seem to match the lyrics of the actual song''] "Where do I start?" Well Flora, I will help you get your, Flora started. [''Chris ~~starts to make several disgusting fart sounds with his mouth~~ while continuing to strum his Guitar Hero controller'']		<poem>
			I like fancy learning books...
			I like apple tarts...
			I like cozy breakfast nooks...
			I like modern arts...
			...And I like farts!
			Yes, I like farts!
			I like to fart your, fart your, fart your farts!
			Yeah, I like farts!
			If you got heart,
			[''puts on an impression of what in his mind Ivy's friend talks like''] "Oh, I've got heart"!
			[''Mumbles something that's hard to make out which doesn't seem to match the lyrics of the actual song'']
			"Where do I start?"
			Well Flora, I will help you get your, Flora started.
			[''Chris blows rhythmic raspberries while continuing to strum his Guitar Hero controller'']
			</poem>

	It's okay to fart.		It's okay to fart.

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Blue Bully at 17:04, 10 September 2021

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	'''Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora''' is a 23 [[March 2009]] video in which [[Chris]] explains that it is healthy to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|fart]], and sings the Fart Song from ''[[Family Guy]]'' (getting most of the lyrics wrong) for [[Ivy]]'s friend [[Flora]], who had a fear of farting in public.		'''Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora''' is a 23 [[March 2009]] video in which [[Chris]] explains that it is healthy to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|fart]], and sings the Fart Song from ''[[Family Guy]]'' (getting most of the lyrics wrong) for [[Ivy]]'s friend [[Flora]], who had a fear of farting in public.

	Despite the name of the video, Chris doesn't actually sing (and we use the word "sing" very loosely) until 4:45, near the end of the video, opting instead to thoroughly bore his audience with long, drawn-out facts about farts that anybody can get off of the internet in less than a minute.		Despite the name of the video, Chris doesn't actually sing (and we use the word "sing" very loosely) until 4:45, near the end of the video, opting instead to thoroughly bore his audience with long, drawn-out facts about farts that anybody can get off of the internet in less than a minute. He however misses the fun fact that corpses are known to fart weeks after death, as he claims that farting is "a sign that you're alive".

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Makuchi at 05:25, 27 November 2018

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	'''Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora''' is a 23 [[March 2009]] video in which [[Chris]] explains that it is healthy to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED, BRIEFS\|fart]], and sings the Fart Song from ''[[Family Guy]]'' (getting most of the lyrics wrong) for [[Ivy]]'s friend [[Flora]], who had a fear of farting in public.		'''Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora''' is a 23 [[March 2009]] video in which [[Chris]] explains that it is healthy to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|fart]], and sings the Fart Song from ''[[Family Guy]]'' (getting most of the lyrics wrong) for [[Ivy]]'s friend [[Flora]], who had a fear of farting in public.

	Despite the name of the video, Chris doesn't actually sing (and we use the word "sing" very loosely) until 4:45, near the end of the video, opting instead to thoroughly bore his audience with long, drawn-out facts about farts that anybody can get off of the internet in less than a minute.		Despite the name of the video, Chris doesn't actually sing (and we use the word "sing" very loosely) until 4:45, near the end of the video, opting instead to thoroughly bore his audience with long, drawn-out facts about farts that anybody can get off of the internet in less than a minute.

Makuchi at 05:17, 27 November 2018

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	'''Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora''' is a 23 [[March 2009]] video in which [[Chris]] explains that it is healthy to fart, and sings the Fart Song from ''[[Family Guy]]'' (getting most of the lyrics wrong) for [[Ivy]]'s friend [[Flora]], who had a fear of farting in public.		'''Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora''' is a 23 [[March 2009]] video in which [[Chris]] explains that it is healthy to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED, BRIEFS\|fart]], and sings the Fart Song from ''[[Family Guy]]'' (getting most of the lyrics wrong) for [[Ivy]]'s friend [[Flora]], who had a fear of farting in public.

	Despite the name of the video, Chris doesn't actually sing (and we use the word "sing" very loosely) until 4:45, near the end of the video, opting instead to thoroughly bore his audience with long, drawn-out facts about farts that anybody can get off of the internet in less than a minute.		Despite the name of the video, Chris doesn't actually sing (and we use the word "sing" very loosely) until 4:45, near the end of the video, opting instead to thoroughly bore his audience with long, drawn-out facts about farts that anybody can get off of the internet in less than a minute.
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SonBreezie at 04:00, 19 February 2018

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	'''Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora''' is a 23 [[March 2009]] video in which [[Chris]] explains that it is healthy to fart, and sings the Fart Song from ''[[Family Guy]]'' (getting most of the lyrics wrong) for [[Ivy]]'s friend [[Flora]], who had a fear of farting.		'''Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora''' is a 23 [[March 2009]] video in which [[Chris]] explains that it is healthy to fart, and sings the Fart Song from ''[[Family Guy]]'' (getting most of the lyrics wrong) for [[Ivy]]'s friend [[Flora]], who had a fear of farting in public.

	Despite the name of the video, Chris doesn't actually sing (and we use the word "sing" very loosely) until 4:45, near the end of the video, opting instead to thoroughly bore his audience with long, drawn-out facts about farts that anybody can get off of the internet in less than a minute.		Despite the name of the video, Chris doesn't actually sing (and we use the word "sing" very loosely) until 4:45, near the end of the video, opting instead to thoroughly bore his audience with long, drawn-out facts about farts that anybody can get off of the internet in less than a minute.

Trombonista at 18:51, 12 December 2015

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	Hello. I'm making this video to Ivy's friend Flora, who uhh...has some concerns of her own about uhh...natural bodily function...that hopefully after this video she'll feel better about it. But uhh...there are...dangers about holding in farts...but, it's better and, and it's better to let them, it's better to let farts OUT, and it's not very comft-, and it's not...dangerous at all to let farts out. If anything, holding farts in err...there's a chance of uhh...getting hemorrhoids, or uhh...some ki-, or possibly doubles the risk of colon cancer. Err, there's rumors that's going around on the Internet.		Hello. I'm making this video to Ivy's friend Flora, who uhh...has some concerns of her own about uhh...natural bodily function...that hopefully after this video she'll feel better about it. But uhh...there are...dangers about holding in farts...but, it's better and, and it's better to let them, it's better to let farts OUT, and it's not very comft-, and it's not...dangerous at all to let farts out. If anything, holding farts in err...there's a chance of uhh...getting hemorrhoids, or uhh...some ki-, or possibly doubles the risk of colon cancer. Err, there's rumors that's going around on the Internet.

	But anyway uhh...[''reads from notes''] but yeah, basically farts are uhh, gas in our intestines that comes out from several sources. You know, the air you swallow, gas seeping into our intestines from our blood, gas produced by chemical reactions in our gut, and gas produced by bacteria living in our gut. Hm. And I get these facts I have printed here from uhh...[http://www.heptune.com/farts.html heptune.com], H-E-P-T-U-N...E. Forgot the E. [''in strange voice''] Remember the E. Anyway uhh...on average a person produces about half a liter of fart-gas per day, which amounts to fourteen daily farts. So it's no problem to let your farts out! Whereas may be difficult to....[''mumbles to self, cutting off the rest of the line he was reading''] Okay. Yeah, well...but you know uhh...a good reason why the fart, why our farts come out come out our uhh...butt...because that's where our HOLE is, down there, for the farts to come out of. And if you don't let the farts out it's like uhh...holding in...it's like uhh...zit. If you, if pressure isn't relieved from the zit then uhh, it just might not heal. Or it'll, uh, just get bigger and bigger and bigger. So...yeah. Mm.		But anyway uhh...[''reads from notes''] but yeah, basically farts are uhh, gas in our intestines that comes out from several sources. You know, the air you swallow, gas seeping into our intestines from our blood, gas produced by chemical reactions in our gut, and gas produced by bacteria living in our gut. Hm. And I get these facts I have printed here from uhh...[http://www.heptune.com/farts.html heptune.com], H-E-P-T-U-N...E. Forgot the E. [''in strange voice''] Remember the E. Anyway uhh...on average a person produces about half a liter of fart-gas per day, which amounts to fourteen daily farts. So it's no problem to let your farts out! Whereas may be difficult to...[''mumbles to self, cutting off the rest of the line he was reading''] Okay. Yeah, well...but you know uhh...a good reason why the fart, why our farts come out come out our uhh...butt...because that's where our HOLE is, down there, for the farts to come out of. And if you don't let the farts out it's like uhh...holding in...it's like uhh...zit. If you, if pressure isn't relieved from the zit then uhh, it just might not heal. Or it'll, uh, just get bigger and bigger and bigger. So...yeah. Mm.

	Besides which, you know, farting is a sign that uhh...you are alive. I mean, second most, second most important sign to let you know, to remind you that you're alive aside from breathing. You breathe you're alive, you fart you're alive. All animals fart. Hmm.		Besides which, you know, farting is a sign that uhh...you are alive. I mean, second most, second most important sign to let you know, to remind you that you're alive aside from breathing. You breathe you're alive, you fart you're alive. All animals fart. Hmm.
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	I like fancy learning books....I like apple tarts....I like cozy breakfast nooks....I like modern arts....And I like farts! Yes, I like farts! I like to fart your, fart your, fart your farts! Yeah, I like farts! If you got heart, [''puts on an impression of what in his mind Ivy's friend talks like''] "Oh, I've got heart"! [''Mumbles something that's hard to make out which doesn't seem to match the lyrics of the actual song''] "Where do I start?" Well Flora, I will help you get your, Flora started. [''Chris starts to make several disgusting fart sounds with his mouth while continuing to strum his Guitar Hero controller'']		I like fancy learning books...I like apple tarts...I like cozy breakfast nooks...I like modern arts...And I like farts! Yes, I like farts! I like to fart your, fart your, fart your farts! Yeah, I like farts! If you got heart, [''puts on an impression of what in his mind Ivy's friend talks like''] "Oh, I've got heart"! [''Mumbles something that's hard to make out which doesn't seem to match the lyrics of the actual song''] "Where do I start?" Well Flora, I will help you get your, Flora started. [''Chris starts to make several disgusting fart sounds with his mouth while continuing to strum his Guitar Hero controller'']

	It's okay to fart.		It's okay to fart.