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Makuchi: /* CWC-isms */

2026-05-10T22:18:14Z

CWC-isms

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	{{quote\|if I could have it my way, I'd make it [[Chris and reality\|illegal and forbidden to have homo Men; women are safe]]. Also, I would have the secondary definition of the word "gay," being Homosexual, REMOVED from the word in the dictionaries, and all instinctions [''sic''] and sayings of the word will [[Chris and the law\|ONLY LEGALLY]] be used to mean HAPPY, as it was originally intended among songs like "Deck the Halls"\|Chris, [[IRC (02 January 2009)]]}}		{{quote\|if I could have it my way, I'd make it [[Chris and reality\|illegal and forbidden to have homo Men; women are safe]]. Also, I would have the secondary definition of the word "gay," being Homosexual, REMOVED from the word in the dictionaries, and all instinctions [''sic''] and sayings of the word will [[Chris and the law\|ONLY LEGALLY]] be used to mean HAPPY, as it was originally intended among songs like "Deck the Halls"\|Chris, [[IRC (02 January 2009)]]}}

	As you can see in the above quote, this abuse of language isn't limited to just the commonplace CWC-isms we've come to know. "Instinctions" is a word Chris made up for this passage to sound fancy and smart, but instead only makes him look like he doesn't know and/or cannot spell the word "instances." Playing fast and loose with language just further decreases the impact of whatever Chris is trying to say. Also of note is that Chris wants to [[Chris and the law\|make it illegal]] to use a word a certain way, which is staggeringly [[Chris and hypocrisy\|hypocritical]] given that, as aforementioned, he often ascribes his own, nonsensical meanings to existing words and phrases.		As you can see in the above quote, this abuse of language isn't limited to just the commonplace CWC-isms we've come to know. "Instinctions" is a word Chris made up for this passage to sound fancy and smart, but instead only makes him look like he doesn't know and/or cannot spell the word "instances.", which in turn makes him sound like a lunatic. Playing fast and loose with language just further decreases the impact of whatever Chris is trying to say. Also of note is that Chris wants to [[Chris and the law\|make it illegal]] to use a word a certain way, which is staggeringly [[Chris and hypocrisy\|hypocritical]] given that, as aforementioned, he often ascribes his own, nonsensical meanings to existing words and phrases.

	His own lexicon, like many other aspects of his personality, demonstrates exactly [[Chris and his ego\|how self-centered he is]]. While the whole purpose of language is to communicate thoughts and ideas to other people, he has managed to turn his vocabulary into a brick wall, by crafting a mashed-together lexicon that makes sense only to him.		His own lexicon, like many other aspects of his personality, demonstrates exactly [[Chris and his ego\|how self-centered he is]]. While the whole purpose of language is to communicate thoughts and ideas to other people, he has managed to turn his vocabulary into a brick wall, by crafting a mashed-together lexicon that makes sense only to him.

WarnerBro: /* CWC-isms */

2026-03-21T03:43:15Z

CWC-isms

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	Chris has a tendency to make up his own words for things, then use them with reckless abandon while assuming whoever is reading or listening will be able to understand exactly what he means. As such, we get terms like "B-dog" and "[[noviophobia]]." He also tends to re-appropriate existing words and phrases, giving them new meanings based entirely on his own skewed logic. This is why, in Chris-speak, [[Semen\|comeuppance]] isn't a fitting outcome for someone's deeds, and [[china]] isn't an [[Punchy Sonichu\|Asian]] nation.		Chris has a tendency to make up his own words for things, then use them with reckless abandon while assuming whoever is reading or listening will be able to understand exactly what he means. As such, we get terms like "B-dog" and "[[noviophobia]]." He also tends to re-appropriate existing words and phrases, giving them new meanings based entirely on his own skewed logic. This is why, in Chris-speak, [[Semen\|comeuppance]] isn't a fitting outcome for someone's deeds, and [[china]] isn't an [[Punchy Sonichu\|Asian]] nation.

	In the case of words like the definite article "da," Chris might be trying to make a pass at using slang to sound casual and relaxed, but instead, he ends up sounding like a marketing executive desperately grasping for credibility. Other famous CWC-isms like "[[tobacky]]," "[[niggos]]," and "[[gaybian]]" are the result of a different problem altogether: Chris is a manchild who can't even say out loud the names of objects or concepts which he finds [[Homos\|repulsive]], so he is forced to come up with euphemisms for these terms, which range from [[Navy\|confusing puns]] to changing a single letter in a word, barely altering ~~it's~~ pronunciation (i.e. niggos). The use of these terms is a prime example of his immaturity.		In the case of words like the definite article "da," Chris might be trying to make a pass at using slang to sound casual and relaxed, but instead, he ends up sounding like a marketing executive desperately grasping for credibility. Other famous CWC-isms like "[[tobacky]]," "[[niggos]]," and "[[gaybian]]" are the result of a different problem altogether: Chris is a manchild who can't even say out loud the names of objects or concepts which he finds [[Homos\|repulsive]], so he is forced to come up with euphemisms for these terms, which range from [[Navy\|confusing puns]] to changing a single letter in a word, barely altering its pronunciation (i.e. niggos). The use of these terms is a prime example of his immaturity.

	These CWC-isms combine with his [[speech impediment]] and his accent to form an unholy trifecta that defines his speech. With the constant stream of half-words and repetition, it is sometimes difficult to understand what exactly he is talking about. Any resemblance to actual English is tenuous at best; the words he uses are English, but the structure is far from proper. The fact that his vocabulary is a bit lacking only compounds the situation.		These CWC-isms combine with his [[speech impediment]] and his accent to form an unholy trifecta that defines his speech. With the constant stream of half-words and repetition, it is sometimes difficult to understand what exactly he is talking about. Any resemblance to actual English is tenuous at best; the words he uses are English, but the structure is far from proper. The fact that his vocabulary is a bit lacking only compounds the situation.
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	{{quote\|if I could have it my way, I'd make it [[Chris and reality\|illegal and forbidden to have homo Men; women are safe]]. Also, I would have the secondary definition of the word "gay," being Homosexual, REMOVED from the word in the dictionaries, and all instinctions [''sic''] and sayings of the word will [[Chris and the law\|ONLY LEGALLY]] be used to mean HAPPY, as it was originally intended among songs like "Deck the Halls"\|Chris, [[IRC (02 January 2009)]]}}		{{quote\|if I could have it my way, I'd make it [[Chris and reality\|illegal and forbidden to have homo Men; women are safe]]. Also, I would have the secondary definition of the word "gay," being Homosexual, REMOVED from the word in the dictionaries, and all instinctions [''sic''] and sayings of the word will [[Chris and the law\|ONLY LEGALLY]] be used to mean HAPPY, as it was originally intended among songs like "Deck the Halls"\|Chris, [[IRC (02 January 2009)]]}}

	As you can see in the above quote, this abuse of language isn't limited to just the commonplace CWC-isms we've come to know. "Instinctions" is a word Chris made up for this passage to sound fancy and smart, but instead only makes him look like he doesn't know and/or cannot spell the word "instances." Playing fast and loose with language just further decreases the impact of whatever Chris is trying to say. Also of note is that Chris wants to make it illegal to use a word a certain way, which is staggeringly [[Chris and hypocrisy\|hypocritical]] given that, as aforementioned, he often ascribes his own, nonsensical meanings to existing words and phrases.		As you can see in the above quote, this abuse of language isn't limited to just the commonplace CWC-isms we've come to know. "Instinctions" is a word Chris made up for this passage to sound fancy and smart, but instead only makes him look like he doesn't know and/or cannot spell the word "instances." Playing fast and loose with language just further decreases the impact of whatever Chris is trying to say. Also of note is that Chris wants to [[Chris and the law\|make it illegal]] to use a word a certain way, which is staggeringly [[Chris and hypocrisy\|hypocritical]] given that, as aforementioned, he often ascribes his own, nonsensical meanings to existing words and phrases.

	His own lexicon, like many other aspects of his personality, demonstrates exactly [[Chris and his ~~Ego~~\|how self-centered he is]]. While the whole purpose of language is to communicate thoughts and ideas to other people, he has managed to turn his vocabulary into a brick wall, by crafting a mashed-together lexicon that makes sense only to him.		His own lexicon, like many other aspects of his personality, demonstrates exactly [[Chris and his ego\|how self-centered he is]]. While the whole purpose of language is to communicate thoughts and ideas to other people, he has managed to turn his vocabulary into a brick wall, by crafting a mashed-together lexicon that makes sense only to him.

	==Written language==		==Written language==

Elbow-Greased Strongman: /* Definitions and vocabulary */

2026-01-09T10:36:12Z

Definitions and vocabulary

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	There's two things wrong with Chris's use of slander. His ED page and the CWCki consist of more written material than videos, photographs and audio, so if it was anything it would be libel. The other is that the ED page and CWCki are neither slander nor libel, because nothing on them is manipulated and everything on them is [[True and Honest\|true]], and backed up with evidence [[Honest Content\|provided by none other than Chris himself]].		There's two things wrong with Chris's use of slander. His ED page and the CWCki consist of more written material than videos, photographs and audio, so if it was anything it would be libel. The other is that the ED page and CWCki are neither slander nor libel, because nothing on them is manipulated and everything on them is [[True and Honest\|true]], and backed up with evidence [[Honest Content\|provided by none other than Chris himself]].

	Related to his choice of vocabulary, Chris has an issue with using terms that, while technically meaning similar things, have different tones. This is perhaps most evident in [[Sonichu 10]], where Chris uses the term "bearing false witness" multiple times. In the context Chris uses the term, he's simply using it as an alternate way of saying "lying" or "misrepresenting," as the Biblical term is often simplified when explaining the Ten Commandments to children. Chris fails to realize that the term is more or less exclusively associated with the Bible and using it when discussing himself makes the characters sound like they're referring to Chris as their god, although [[Chris and Religion#Delusions of Godhood?\|this may have]] [[Ego\|been intentional]]. Likewise, the Asperchu characters claim to have been forced to "make a false idol of the brown-shirted one" ~~even though in Asperchu, the protagonists merely respect their creator, rather than worship him~~. Again, the use of Biblical terminology makes the whole thing seem even more narcissistic.		Related to his choice of vocabulary, Chris has an issue with using terms that, while technically meaning similar things, have different tones. This is perhaps most evident in [[Sonichu 10]], where Chris uses the term "bearing false witness" multiple times. In the context Chris uses the term, he's simply using it as an alternate way of saying "lying" or "misrepresenting," as the Biblical term is often simplified when explaining the Ten Commandments to children. Chris fails to realize that the term is more or less exclusively associated with the Bible and using it when discussing himself makes the characters sound like they're referring to Chris as their god, although [[Chris and Religion#Delusions of Godhood?\|this may have]] [[Ego\|been intentional]]. Likewise, Chris has asked people to "not use the Sonichu name in vain"<ref>[[Chris and copyright#Christian's On the Lookout!]]</ref> and the Asperchu characters claim to have been forced to "make a false idol of the [[Liquid Chris\|brown-shirted one]]". Again, the use of Biblical terminology makes the whole thing seem even more narcissistic.

	===Repetition===		===Repetition===

JinkiesJanke: /* Backwards spelling */

2025-08-02T22:48:03Z

Backwards spelling

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	* "Pmurt" - Trump backwards, rhymes with "Hurt." Sometimes the "P" is silent. "[[Eid, Pmurt, Eid\|EID PMURT, EID!!!]]"		* "Pmurt" - Trump backwards, rhymes with "Hurt." Sometimes the "P" is silent. "[[Eid, Pmurt, Eid\|EID PMURT, EID!!!]]"
	* "Namgge" - Used by Chris to refer to [[Doctor Robotnik\|Eggman]] from Sonic. (Pronounced like "[[TooManyGames#Bowser vs Robotnik panel\|Nah, I'm gay]]" with the words [[Speech impediment\|slurred together]] a bit.)		* "Namgge" - Used by Chris to refer to [[Doctor Robotnik\|Eggman]] from Sonic. (Pronounced like "[[TooManyGames#Bowser vs Robotnik panel\|Nah, I'm gay]]" with the words [[Speech impediment\|slurred together]] a bit.)
			* "[[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]" ("Love Sonichu and Hate Asperchu" backwards, in leet-speak with a bit of [[Spanish]].)
	* "Wem" - [[A Wild Chris-Chan Attempts Human Interaction#Transcript\|Used by Chris to refer to the Pokemon Mew.]]		* "Wem" - [[A Wild Chris-Chan Attempts Human Interaction#Transcript\|Used by Chris to refer to the Pokemon Mew.]]
	* "Dratsab Gniyarteb" - Calling [[Null]] a "betraying bastard" in his [[Jail Letter - 6 December 2021\|jail correspondence]].		* "Dratsab Gniyarteb" - Calling [[Null]] a "betraying bastard" in his [[Jail Letter - 6 December 2021\|jail correspondence]].

Elbow-Greased Strongman: /* Muddled-up proverbs */

2025-05-26T20:40:35Z

Muddled-up proverbs

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	* "[[Duck\|The shaped OBJECT]] is the BODY of the Item, but the STICKER is the Item's SOUL."<ref>[[Download For Play Only]]</ref>		* "[[Duck\|The shaped OBJECT]] is the BODY of the Item, but the STICKER is the Item's SOUL."<ref>[[Download For Play Only]]</ref>
	* "A sound thought is a good thought, unless it is a bad idea."<ref name="CWCipedia past featured quotes">[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Past_Featured_Quotes Past Featured Quotes] on CWCipedia</ref>		* "A sound thought is a good thought, unless it is a bad idea."<ref name="CWCipedia past featured quotes">[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Past_Featured_Quotes Past Featured Quotes] on CWCipedia</ref>
			* "To perform a Repeated Act is fucktarded."<ref>[[Trollin Train#Nah, dude (Thu 26 Aug 2010 4:55 AM)\|Trollin Train]]</ref>
	* "The pen is mightier than the sword, yet it is more permanent than a pencil."<ref name="CWCipedia past featured quotes"/>		* "The pen is mightier than the sword, yet it is more permanent than a pencil."<ref name="CWCipedia past featured quotes"/>

The Uncommon Cole: Added the "F in English" quote from Song of Christian to the top of the page.

2024-11-18T01:19:30Z

Added the "F in English" quote from Song of Christian to the top of the page.

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	{{quote\|I No [[Chris and socialization\|Socialize]] Online.\|Chris's strangely appropriate [[PSN]] comment.}}		{{quote\|I No [[Chris and socialization\|Socialize]] Online.\|Chris's strangely appropriate [[PSN]] comment.}}

			{{quote\|AN F IN ENGLISH CLASS?! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!\|[[Song of Christian]]}}

	[[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]]'s '''English skills''', like most other things he believes he's mastered, leave much to be desired. Much of this can be attributed to his [[autism]], which often results in awkward speech patterns.<ref>[https://archive.md/VFIwC :: Diagnostic Criteria for Autistic Disorder through the years]</ref> Chris often shows little regard for even the most informal standards of spelling, grammar, punctuation, vocabulary, and form. Additionally, he uses obscure constructs that may be grammatically correct, but are also unnecessarily wordy, confusing, semantically vague, or atypical. Other habits, such as his use of "y'all," "ain't," dropped G's (running pronounced runnin'), and double negatives, are clear markers of his [[Virginia\|Southeastern]] regional accent. Still others are just plain nonsensical, at least without prior knowledge of his {{w\|idiolect}}.		[[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]]'s '''English skills''', like most other things he believes he's mastered, leave much to be desired. Much of this can be attributed to his [[autism]], which often results in awkward speech patterns.<ref>[https://archive.md/VFIwC :: Diagnostic Criteria for Autistic Disorder through the years]</ref> Chris often shows little regard for even the most informal standards of spelling, grammar, punctuation, vocabulary, and form. Additionally, he uses obscure constructs that may be grammatically correct, but are also unnecessarily wordy, confusing, semantically vague, or atypical. Other habits, such as his use of "y'all," "ain't," dropped G's (running pronounced runnin'), and double negatives, are clear markers of his [[Virginia\|Southeastern]] regional accent. Still others are just plain nonsensical, at least without prior knowledge of his {{w\|idiolect}}.

AAE: /* Virginia is for Virgin Ears */

2024-08-03T06:56:00Z

Virginia is for Virgin Ears

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	The usage of profanity, even in private, was illegal in Virginia until 2020. However, this law was seldom enforced. Nowadays, even swearing in public is legal in Virginia.<ref>[https://gardenandgun.com/articles/its-finally-legal-to-curse-in-virginia/]</ref>		The usage of profanity, even in private, was illegal in Virginia until 2020. However, this law was seldom enforced. Nowadays, even swearing in public is legal in Virginia.<ref>[https://gardenandgun.com/articles/its-finally-legal-to-curse-in-virginia/]</ref>

	However, Virginia law still prohibits the use of profanity over the telephone, airwaves, or other electronic methods, which would include YouTube videos.~~[1]~~		However, Virginia law still prohibits the use of profanity over the telephone, airwaves, or other electronic methods, which would include YouTube videos. Much of Chris' output is technically illegal.

	Chris hasn't been prosecuted for this, though, and such a prosecution would be flimsy under the First Amendment if it were ever tried in a state or federal high court – state courts have neutered similar laws still on the books in other states (including California, which only enforces its "offensive language" disturbing-the-peace laws when immediate physical violence or physical provocation ensues, even if the profanity occurred in public).		Chris hasn't been prosecuted for this, though, and such a prosecution would be flimsy under the First Amendment if it were ever tried in a state or federal high court – state courts have neutered similar laws still on the books in other states (including California, which only enforces its "offensive language" disturbing-the-peace laws when immediate physical violence or physical provocation ensues, even if the profanity occurred in public).

AAE: /* Profanity */

2024-08-03T06:55:05Z

Profanity

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	It could be that Chris believes that most of the CWCipedia's audience is comparatively young, and therefore censors his outbursts to protect his imagined fanbase. Another, more complex theory proposes that it's a sign of Chris's stunted maturity — he wants to use profanity to signify that he's an adult, but he retains a child's guilt and uncertainty about swearing. (The same theory abounds regarding [http://encyclopediadramatica.online/Daveykins David Gonterman], another angry Internet cartoonist with an incongruous tendency to censor himself.)		It could be that Chris believes that most of the CWCipedia's audience is comparatively young, and therefore censors his outbursts to protect his imagined fanbase. Another, more complex theory proposes that it's a sign of Chris's stunted maturity — he wants to use profanity to signify that he's an adult, but he retains a child's guilt and uncertainty about swearing. (The same theory abounds regarding [http://encyclopediadramatica.online/Daveykins David Gonterman], another angry Internet cartoonist with an incongruous tendency to censor himself.)


			===Virginia is for Virgin Ears===

			The usage of profanity, even in private, was illegal in Virginia until 2020. However, this law was seldom enforced. Nowadays, even swearing in public is legal in Virginia.<ref>[https://gardenandgun.com/articles/its-finally-legal-to-curse-in-virginia/]</ref>

			However, Virginia law still prohibits the use of profanity over the telephone, airwaves, or other electronic methods, which would include YouTube videos.[1]

			Chris hasn't been prosecuted for this, though, and such a prosecution would be flimsy under the First Amendment if it were ever tried in a state or federal high court – state courts have neutered similar laws still on the books in other states (including California, which only enforces its "offensive language" disturbing-the-peace laws when immediate physical violence or physical provocation ensues, even if the profanity occurred in public).

			Still, private businesses in any state are free to enforce bans on vulgar language.

	==See also==		==See also==

Makuchi: /* Other strange points */

2024-06-22T00:27:32Z

Other strange points

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	===Other strange points===		===Other strange points===
	Chris seems to cling to trademarks. In [[Mailbag 10\|Mailbag #10]], for example, he specifically says a couple of times that he has saved material on his Memory Stick and Memory Stick Duo. Not "saved on memory card" or just "saved"; people generally don't care ''what'' you save your fanart on, as long as it's saved. Chris, however, wants to be specific: the fan material was saved on a Memory Stick Duo. In the exact same vein, in [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], he even swears with "hand on My Holy New International Version Bible right now," rather than just on ''any'' old Bible he might have had lying around. This can be explained, again, by Chris's autism, where he is literally describing the specific device that he is using to save, not a generalization.		Chris seems to [[Chris and brand loyalty\|cling to trademarks]]. In [[Mailbag 10\|Mailbag #10]], for example, he specifically says a couple of times that he has saved material on his Memory Stick and Memory Stick Duo. Not "saved on memory card" or just "saved"; people generally don't care ''what'' you save your fanart on, as long as it's saved. Chris, however, wants to be specific: the fan material was saved on a Memory Stick Duo. In the exact same vein, in [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], he even swears with "hand on My Holy New International Version Bible right now," rather than just on ''any'' old Bible he might have had lying around. This can be explained, again, by Chris's autism, where he is literally describing the specific device that he is using to save, not a generalization.

	He also tends to mix up similar words, for example, the time he confused [[Sonichu's Edge\|free-running]] with {{w\|Parkay\|a brand of butter}}.		He also tends to mix up similar words, for example, the time he confused [[Sonichu's Edge\|free-running]] with {{w\|Parkay\|a brand of butter}}.

JinkiesJanke at 23:16, 25 May 2024

2024-05-25T23:16:44Z

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	{{quote\|if I could have it my way, I'd make it [[Chris and reality\|illegal and forbidden to have homo Men; women are safe]]. Also, I would have the secondary definition of the word "gay," being Homosexual, REMOVED from the word in the dictionaries, and all instinctions [''sic''] and sayings of the word will [[Chris and the law\|ONLY LEGALLY]] be used to mean HAPPY, as it was originally intended among songs like "Deck the Halls"\|Chris, [[IRC (02 January 2009)]]}}		{{quote\|if I could have it my way, I'd make it [[Chris and reality\|illegal and forbidden to have homo Men; women are safe]]. Also, I would have the secondary definition of the word "gay," being Homosexual, REMOVED from the word in the dictionaries, and all instinctions [''sic''] and sayings of the word will [[Chris and the law\|ONLY LEGALLY]] be used to mean HAPPY, as it was originally intended among songs like "Deck the Halls"\|Chris, [[IRC (02 January 2009)]]}}

	As you can see in the above quote, this abuse of language isn't limited to just the commonplace CWC-isms we've come to know. "Instinctions" is a word Chris made up for this passage to sound fancy and smart, but instead only makes him look like he doesn't know and/or cannot spell the word "instances." Playing fast and loose with language just further decreases the impact of whatever Chris is trying to say. Also of note is that Chris wants to [[Chris and the law\|make it illegal]] to use a word a certain way, which is staggeringly [[Chris and hypocrisy\|hypocritical]] given that, as aforementioned, he often ascribes his own, nonsensical meanings to existing words and phrases.		As you can see in the above quote, this abuse of language isn't limited to just the commonplace CWC-isms we've come to know. "Instinctions" is a word Chris made up for this passage to sound fancy and smart, but instead only makes him look like he doesn't know and/or cannot spell the word "instances.", which in turn makes him sound like a lunatic. Playing fast and loose with language just further decreases the impact of whatever Chris is trying to say. Also of note is that Chris wants to [[Chris and the law\|make it illegal]] to use a word a certain way, which is staggeringly [[Chris and hypocrisy\|hypocritical]] given that, as aforementioned, he often ascribes his own, nonsensical meanings to existing words and phrases.

	His own lexicon, like many other aspects of his personality, demonstrates exactly [[Chris and his ego\|how self-centered he is]]. While the whole purpose of language is to communicate thoughts and ideas to other people, he has managed to turn his vocabulary into a brick wall, by crafting a mashed-together lexicon that makes sense only to him.		His own lexicon, like many other aspects of his personality, demonstrates exactly [[Chris and his ego\|how self-centered he is]]. While the whole purpose of language is to communicate thoughts and ideas to other people, he has managed to turn his vocabulary into a brick wall, by crafting a mashed-together lexicon that makes sense only to him.

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	* "Pmurt" - Trump backwards, rhymes with "Hurt." Sometimes the "P" is silent. "[[Eid, Pmurt, Eid\|EID PMURT, EID!!!]]"		* "Pmurt" - Trump backwards, rhymes with "Hurt." Sometimes the "P" is silent. "[[Eid, Pmurt, Eid\|EID PMURT, EID!!!]]"
	* "Namgge" - Used by Chris to refer to [[Doctor Robotnik\|Eggman]] from Sonic. (Pronounced like "[[TooManyGames#Bowser vs Robotnik panel\|Nah, I'm gay]]" with the words [[Speech impediment\|slurred together]] a bit.)		* "Namgge" - Used by Chris to refer to [[Doctor Robotnik\|Eggman]] from Sonic. (Pronounced like "[[TooManyGames#Bowser vs Robotnik panel\|Nah, I'm gay]]" with the words [[Speech impediment\|slurred together]] a bit.)
			* "[[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]" ("Love Sonichu and Hate Asperchu" backwards, in leet-speak with a bit of [[Spanish]].)
	* "Wem" - [[A Wild Chris-Chan Attempts Human Interaction#Transcript\|Used by Chris to refer to the Pokemon Mew.]]		* "Wem" - [[A Wild Chris-Chan Attempts Human Interaction#Transcript\|Used by Chris to refer to the Pokemon Mew.]]
	* "Dratsab Gniyarteb" - Calling [[Null]] a "betraying bastard" in his [[Jail Letter - 6 December 2021\|jail correspondence]].		* "Dratsab Gniyarteb" - Calling [[Null]] a "betraying bastard" in his [[Jail Letter - 6 December 2021\|jail correspondence]].

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	{{quote\|I No [[Chris and socialization\|Socialize]] Online.\|Chris's strangely appropriate [[PSN]] comment.}}		{{quote\|I No [[Chris and socialization\|Socialize]] Online.\|Chris's strangely appropriate [[PSN]] comment.}}

			{{quote\|AN F IN ENGLISH CLASS?! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!\|[[Song of Christian]]}}

	[[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]]'s '''English skills''', like most other things he believes he's mastered, leave much to be desired. Much of this can be attributed to his [[autism]], which often results in awkward speech patterns.<ref>[https://archive.md/VFIwC :: Diagnostic Criteria for Autistic Disorder through the years]</ref> Chris often shows little regard for even the most informal standards of spelling, grammar, punctuation, vocabulary, and form. Additionally, he uses obscure constructs that may be grammatically correct, but are also unnecessarily wordy, confusing, semantically vague, or atypical. Other habits, such as his use of "y'all," "ain't," dropped G's (running pronounced runnin'), and double negatives, are clear markers of his [[Virginia\|Southeastern]] regional accent. Still others are just plain nonsensical, at least without prior knowledge of his {{w\|idiolect}}.		[[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]]'s '''English skills''', like most other things he believes he's mastered, leave much to be desired. Much of this can be attributed to his [[autism]], which often results in awkward speech patterns.<ref>[https://archive.md/VFIwC :: Diagnostic Criteria for Autistic Disorder through the years]</ref> Chris often shows little regard for even the most informal standards of spelling, grammar, punctuation, vocabulary, and form. Additionally, he uses obscure constructs that may be grammatically correct, but are also unnecessarily wordy, confusing, semantically vague, or atypical. Other habits, such as his use of "y'all," "ain't," dropped G's (running pronounced runnin'), and double negatives, are clear markers of his [[Virginia\|Southeastern]] regional accent. Still others are just plain nonsensical, at least without prior knowledge of his {{w\|idiolect}}.