Chris and health - Revision history

WarnerBro at 21:32, 13 September 2026

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	Put simply, Chris is a fatty. Unfortunately, he continues to deny this fact, and often lies that he cooks for himself ~~often~~. Chris's diet actually consists largely of fast food from [[McDonald's]], which is admittedly not unlike the diet of many Americans. He claims to usually only eat fast food salads, but the caloric content of the salads often exceeds that of fast food burgers after adding the sauce that comes with them. His diet contributes in large part to many of his health issues, as well as his [[Financhu Crisis\|financial problems]].		Put simply, Chris is a fatty. Unfortunately, he continues to deny this fact, and often [[List of Chris's lies\|lies]] that he cooks for himself regularly. Chris's diet actually consists largely of fast food from [[McDonald's]], which is admittedly not unlike the diet of many Americans. He claims to usually only eat fast food salads, but the caloric content of the salads often exceeds that of fast food burgers after adding the sauce that comes with them. His diet contributes in large part to many of his health issues, as well as his [[Financhu Crisis\|financial problems]].

	After spending three months in [[Western State Hospital]], his mugshot upon returning to jail on 3 [[May 2022]] revealed him to have lost a significant amount of weight. This is likely due to Chris being completely unable to beg for money to spend on junk food. However, since his release from jail in 2023, he has quickly ballooned back to his former obesity.		After spending three months in [[Western State Hospital]], his mugshot upon returning to jail on 3 [[May 2022]] revealed him to have lost a significant amount of weight. This is likely due to Chris being completely unable to beg for money to spend on junk food. However, since his release from jail in 2023, he has quickly ballooned back to his former obesity.

FullNameUnknown: /* Hygiene */

2026-09-08T02:34:54Z

Hygiene

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	{{quote\|I shower Daily.\|Chris<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20140823175516/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21</ref>}}		{{quote\|I shower Daily.\|Chris<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20140823175516/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21</ref>}}

	[[Image:Didyoubathe.JPG\|thumb\|right\|180px\|"Did you bathe?" "No"]][[Image:Plusoneshoweroffilth.jpg‎\|thumb\|left\|Where Chris [[Mass debating\|marinates in his own filth]]. Note the pale orange-red staining on the [[ShowerClean\|improperly cleaned]] tiles, suggesting a case of a ''[[wikipedia:Serratia marcescens\|Serratia marcescens]]'' bacterial colony, a type of bacteria capable of causing everything from urinary tract infections to meningitis.]]		[[Image:Didyoubathe.JPG\|thumb\|right\|180px\|"Did you bathe?" "No"]][[Image:Plusoneshoweroffilth.jpg‎\|thumb\|left\|Where Chris [[Mass debating\|marinates in his own filth]]. Note the pale orange-red staining on the [[ShowerClean\|improperly cleaned]] tiles, suggesting a case of a ''[[wikipedia:Serratia marcescens\|Serratia marcescens]]'' bacterial colony, a type of bacteria capable of causing everything from urinary tract infections to meningitis, along with some yummy black mold in between the tiles.]]

	As quoted above, Chris claims to bathe on a daily basis. However, his propensity to lie and reports from people who have interacted with him suggest otherwise. According to [[Emily]], he reeked of "rotten watermelons"; [[Robert Simmons V]] said that he had a variant of the homeless person stank, and field agents have said "body odor masked with gallons of Axe". In fact, it might be that Chris regards [[Axe]] as a substitute for a shower.<ref>In an [https://web.archive.org/web/20140702004100/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_2/Page_10 ad] Chris made for ''[[Sonichu 2\|Sonichu #2]]'' [[Rosechu]] tells [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] that he smells good, and asks him if he bathed, like it's some kind of event. Sonichu replies that he used Axe instead, suggesting that Chris believes that using aerosol body spray is an acceptable substitute for a shower or bath.</ref> Rosechu seems to confirm this belief, as upon being told of Sonichu's Axe usage, she makes an awful attempt at suggestive wordplay, suggesting both that using Axe makes Sonichu clean enough for sex and that cheap deodorant has an aphrodisiac effect on Rosechu.		As quoted above, Chris claims to bathe on a daily basis. However, his propensity to lie and reports from people who have interacted with him suggest otherwise. According to [[Emily]], he reeked of "rotten watermelons"; [[Robert Simmons V]] said that he had a variant of the homeless person stank, and field agents have said "body odor masked with gallons of Axe". In fact, it might be that Chris regards [[Axe]] as a substitute for a shower.<ref>In an [https://web.archive.org/web/20140702004100/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_2/Page_10 ad] Chris made for ''[[Sonichu 2\|Sonichu #2]]'' [[Rosechu]] tells [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] that he smells good, and asks him if he bathed, like it's some kind of event. Sonichu replies that he used Axe instead, suggesting that Chris believes that using aerosol body spray is an acceptable substitute for a shower or bath.</ref> Rosechu seems to confirm this belief, as upon being told of Sonichu's Axe usage, she makes an awful attempt at suggestive wordplay, suggesting both that using Axe makes Sonichu clean enough for sex and that cheap deodorant has an aphrodisiac effect on Rosechu.

FullNameUnknown: Added Chris's tombstone. No he's not dead yet. Soon maybe though.

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Added Chris's tombstone. No he's not dead yet. Soon maybe though.

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	[[Image:DecayOfManChild.jpg\|thumb\|A rather optimistic depiction of Chris in later life, illustrated prior to his identifying as [[transgender]].]]		[[Image:DecayOfManChild.jpg\|thumb\|A rather optimistic depiction of Chris in later life, illustrated prior to his identifying as [[transgender]].]]

			[[Image:Chrissy's Tombstone.png\|thumb\|A more realistic outlook on the near future.]]

	Chris, as even those with a cursory knowledge of medicine can plainly see, is not in good '''health''' – physically or mentally. Considering his [[obesity]], [[Power\|lack of exercise]], and [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal\|poor nutrition]], he has a high chance of developing potentially life-threatening medical problems such as cancer, type 2 diabetes, heart failure, [[Wikipedia:Atherosclerosis\|atherosclerosis]], and possibly a premature [[Chris and death\|death]].		Chris, as even those with a cursory knowledge of medicine can plainly see, is not in good '''health''' – physically or mentally. Considering his [[obesity]], [[Power\|lack of exercise]], and [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal\|poor nutrition]], he has a high chance of developing potentially life-threatening medical problems such as cancer, type 2 diabetes, heart failure, [[Wikipedia:Atherosclerosis\|atherosclerosis]], and possibly a premature [[Chris and death\|death]].

WarnerBro at 22:53, 27 August 2026

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	==Vision==		==Vision==
	As evidenced by his oversized [[~~Pedo-Glasses~~\|aviator-like glasses]], Chris has a vision problem. Judging by pictures of Chris in his youth, it appears that he began wearing glasses around the time he entered high school. The extent of his eyesight problems is anybody's guess. His glasses are often fogged and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|dirty]], thus simultaneously improving and worsening his sight along different feature dimensions. Chris often takes them off when things are [[Stress\|"getting serious"]], but keeps them on to [[Chris and English\|read]]. This is evident in the video in which he [[Captain's Log, Stardate February_10th, 2009\|reads a letter from Nintendo]], and in the [[Christian_Weston_Chandler's_FUTURE_MESSAGE\|"FUTURE MESSAGE"]] video.		As evidenced by his oversized [[Respectable frames\|aviator-like glasses]], Chris has a vision problem. Judging by pictures of Chris in his youth, it appears that he began wearing glasses around the time he entered high school. The extent of his eyesight problems is anybody's guess. His glasses are often fogged and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|dirty]], thus simultaneously improving and worsening his sight along different feature dimensions. Chris often takes them off when things are [[Stress\|"getting serious"]], but keeps them on to [[Chris and English\|read]]. This is evident in the video in which he [[Captain's Log, Stardate February_10th, 2009\|reads a letter from Nintendo]], and in the [[Christian_Weston_Chandler's_FUTURE_MESSAGE\|"FUTURE MESSAGE"]] video.

	Chris may also suffer from [[facial blindness]]. This may exacerbate some of his current health issues, because there are indications that he legitimately cannot see the way his unhealthy lifestyle has affected his appearance, thus removing an incentive to change.		Chris may also suffer from [[facial blindness]]. This may exacerbate some of his current health issues, because there are indications that he legitimately cannot see the way his unhealthy lifestyle has affected his appearance, thus removing an incentive to change.

WarnerBro: /* Cardiovascular health */

2026-08-27T22:53:30Z

Cardiovascular health

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	[[File:Soysauce on fries.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Chris thinks this will help him grow his [[muscle bra\|breasts]]. To be fair, [[obesity\|he's not wrong]].]]		[[File:Soysauce on fries.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Chris thinks this will help him grow his [[muscle bra\|breasts]]. To be fair, [[obesity\|he's not wrong]].]]

	It is known that Chris's father, Bob Chandler, had a long history of heart problems. Knowing this, Chris should have realized he was at a far higher risk of inheriting cardiac disorders and related risk factors. Thanks to his poor decisions regarding his own health, he has made an already bad situation worse.		It is known that Chris's father, [[Bob Chandler]], had a long history of heart problems. Knowing this, Chris should have realized he was at a far higher risk of inheriting cardiac disorders and related risk factors. Thanks to his poor decisions regarding his own health, he has made an already bad situation worse.

	In August 2013, Chris indicated that the [[Chris and stress\|stress]] he's endured had begun to affect his health, citing a symptom of high blood pressure. In 2016, he implied that he had hypertension;<ref>[[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis#Likes]]</ref> this was later confirmed in August 2017, when he stated that he takes prescription medicine for it.<ref>[[August 2017 tweets#Chris's prescribed medication]]</ref>		In August 2013, Chris indicated that the [[Chris and stress\|stress]] he's endured had begun to affect his health, citing a symptom of high blood pressure. In 2016, he implied that he had hypertension;<ref>[[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis#Likes]]</ref> this was later confirmed in August 2017, when he stated that he takes prescription medicine for it.<ref>[[August 2017 tweets#Chris's prescribed medication]]</ref>

MarcelDubois: General grammar corrections

2026-04-17T20:54:24Z

General grammar corrections

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Hurtful Truth Level: /* Cardiovascular health */

2026-01-20T11:03:10Z

Cardiovascular health

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	In September 2017, Chris discussed his new method for growing larger breasts, which involves flavoring his food with soy sauce. As an example, he posted a picture of [[McDonald's]] fries doused in soy sauce.<ref>[[September 2017 tweets#Chris is fat and stupid]]</ref> It is evident that he has conflated soy-based foods with soy sauce, thinking the latter would be a good way to boost estrogen levels. In reality, the phytoestrogens found in soy products do not bind to the body's estradiol receptors, and thus will have no effect on his manboobs. Conversely, soy sauce is loaded with sodium, and said sodium is actually making him fatter due to weight gain and fluid retention, as well as inflicting further damage to his heart, which is already straining under the effects of hypertension. Although drinking water does help offset the effects of sodium-laden foods, Chris is too busy slurping on Coca-Cola to ever consider adding that to his daily food regime, although he has been drinking more water recently, due to his belief that putting a crystal in his water bottle will give him magical powers.		In September 2017, Chris discussed his new method for growing larger breasts, which involves flavoring his food with soy sauce. As an example, he posted a picture of [[McDonald's]] fries doused in soy sauce.<ref>[[September 2017 tweets#Chris is fat and stupid]]</ref> It is evident that he has conflated soy-based foods with soy sauce, thinking the latter would be a good way to boost estrogen levels. In reality, the phytoestrogens found in soy products do not bind to the body's estradiol receptors, and thus will have no effect on his manboobs. Conversely, soy sauce is loaded with sodium, and said sodium is actually making him fatter due to weight gain and fluid retention, as well as inflicting further damage to his heart, which is already straining under the effects of hypertension. Although drinking water does help offset the effects of sodium-laden foods, Chris is too busy slurping on Coca-Cola to ever consider adding that to his daily food regime, although he has been drinking more water recently, due to his belief that putting a crystal in his water bottle will give him magical powers.

	In [[January 2019]], Chris uploaded the results of a blood sugar and blood pressure screening. Chris's blood pressure is shown to be 121 over 84, classified as ''pre-high blood pressure''.<ref>http://www.bloodpressureuk.org/BloodPressureandyou/Thebasics/Bloodpressurechart</ref> His blood glucose is 63 mg/dL and his total cholesterol is 140, both of which are surprisingly healthy levels considering his lifestyle.<ref>~~https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1084128581360513025~~</ref>		In [[January 2019]], Chris uploaded the results of a blood sugar and blood pressure screening. Chris's blood pressure is shown to be 121 over 84, classified as ''pre-high blood pressure''.<ref>http://www.bloodpressureuk.org/BloodPressureandyou/Thebasics/Bloodpressurechart</ref> His blood glucose is 63 mg/dL and his total cholesterol is 140, both of which are surprisingly healthy levels considering his lifestyle.<ref>[[January 2019 social media posts#High cholesterol]]</ref>

	In [[June 2019]], Chris, via [[MagiChan111448\|his sockpuppet account]], claimed to have suffered a heart attack, and that he went to the emergency room.<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Heart attack claim]]</ref>. However, it turned out to have been a case of heartburn - ~~his doctor~~ referred to it as a gastro issue and advised taking Tums.<ref>[[:File:MergeComic11.jpg]]</ref>		In [[June 2019]], Chris, via [[MagiChan111448\|his sockpuppet account]], claimed to have suffered a heart attack, and that he went to the emergency room.<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Heart attack claim]]</ref>. However, it turned out to have been a case of heartburn - [[Doctor McGovern]] referred to it as a gastro issue and advised taking Tums.<ref>[[:File:MergeComic11.jpg]]</ref>

	In [[September 2019]] during a chat in [[~~The Place chats - Ben Saint\|~~The Place]], Chris revealed his blood pressure monitor read at "Level One Hypertension". If this is correct that would mean Chris' cardiovascular health had declined rather rapidly in only a few months since the [[January 2019]] blood pressure screening<ref>[[https://www.heart.org/en/health-topics/high-blood-pressure/understanding-blood-pressure-readings]]</ref>. To remedy this Chris performed [[Meditation\|meditation]] as well as purchasing potassium supplements and [[Chris and nutrition\|one salad]]. It is unknown whether Chris made any long-term changes to his diet.		In [[September 2019]] during a chat in [[The Place]], Chris revealed his blood pressure monitor read at "Level One Hypertension".<ref>[[The Place chats - Ben Saint]]</ref> If this is correct that would mean Chris' cardiovascular health had declined rather rapidly in only a few months since the [[January 2019]] blood pressure screening<ref>[[https://www.heart.org/en/health-topics/high-blood-pressure/understanding-blood-pressure-readings]]</ref>. To remedy this Chris performed [[Meditation\|meditation]] as well as purchasing potassium supplements and [[Chris and nutrition\|one salad]]. It is unknown whether Chris made any long-term changes to his diet.

	In [[September 2020]] ~~[[The Place chats (September 2020)\|~~during a conversation in The Place]], Chris ~~complains~~ of "blood pressure spikes". Due to Chris being generally [[autism\|incompetent]] it is unclear whether these were heart palpitations or genuine blood pressure spikes. Either explanation is a reasonable possibility given the medical information he previously provided. Chris also revealed he was on [[Chris and drugs\|4 prescription medicines]], any of which may cause symptoms that Chris could mistake for a blood pressure spike.		In [[September 2020]], during a conversation in The Place, Chris complained of "blood pressure spikes". Due to Chris being generally [[autism\|incompetent]] it is unclear whether these were heart palpitations or genuine blood pressure spikes. Either explanation is a reasonable possibility given the medical information he previously provided. Chris also revealed he was on [[Chris and drugs\|4 prescription medicines]], any of which may cause symptoms that Chris could mistake for a blood pressure spike.

	Thirteen days after his complaints of blood pressure spikes, Chris ~~messages~~ The Place complaining of dimensional disturbances "jarring heart rate to high numbers". At the request of [[Kyle]] Chris states that the heart rate spikes have caused "brief disable and paralysis". It's revealed by Chris' that his heart rate read higher than 93bpm at one point during this episode<ref>[[The Place chats (September 2020)]]</ref>. ~~Surprisingly~~ Chris ~~actually~~ saw ~~a doctor~~ about this ailment ~~4 days after his messages to~~ The Place, receiving an EKG scan and a standard checkup. He ~~states~~ that his doctor "expressed some perplexed emotions and feelings" but "essentially played it off as foreseen"... [[CWC-isms\|whatever that means]].		Thirteen days after his complaints of blood pressure spikes, Chris messaged The Place complaining of dimensional disturbances "jarring heart rate to high numbers". At the request of [[Kyle]] Chris states that the heart rate spikes have caused "brief disable and paralysis". It's revealed by Chris' that his heart rate read higher than 93bpm at one point during this episode<ref>[[The Place chats (September 2020)#Blood Pressure Spikes]]</ref>. A few days later, Chris complained of a high heart rate. At [[Hurtful Truth Level\|hedgehog]]'s suggestion, Chris saw Doctor McGovern about this ailment,<ref>[[The Place chats (September 2020)#High Heart Rate]]</ref> receiving an EKG scan and a standard checkup. He stated that his doctor "expressed some perplexed emotions and feelings" but "essentially played it off as foreseen"... [[CWC-isms\|whatever that means]].<ref>[[The Place chats (September 2020)#Doctor Visit]]</ref>

	==Excretory health==		==Excretory health==

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Hydration and water consumption */

2026-01-20T10:50:44Z

Hydration and water consumption

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	Chris's heavy consumption of carbonated beverages is also illustrated in a video in [[April 16 Fetish Vids#Fanta: Semen Flavor\|2009]], wherein Chris creates his infamous 'Semen Flavored Fanta' at the request of [[Ivy]]. Chris believed that in consuming his own reproductive fluids, he could 'recycle' his semen and protect his fertility, as he likely thought men were subject to the female factoid of being "born with all of their eggs they'll ever have". The belief in this concept alone gives Christorians great insight into Chris's incorrect view of not only biology, but of how consumption of food and beverage works in the human body.		Chris's heavy consumption of carbonated beverages is also illustrated in a video in [[April 16 Fetish Vids#Fanta: Semen Flavor\|2009]], wherein Chris creates his infamous 'Semen Flavored Fanta' at the request of [[Ivy]]. Chris believed that in consuming his own reproductive fluids, he could 'recycle' his semen and protect his fertility, as he likely thought men were subject to the female factoid of being "born with all of their eggs they'll ever have". The belief in this concept alone gives Christorians great insight into Chris's incorrect view of not only biology, but of how consumption of food and beverage works in the human body.

	Contrary to his previous practices, it seems that after 2020 Chris's water consumption has increased as he has often been seen with a ''Glaceau'' water bottle. However, as early as [[January 2018]], [[Chris]] expressed a favoring of water<ref>~~https://sonichu.com/cwcki/January_2018_tweets~~</ref> Inside said bottle is an [[Magic stones\|amethyst crystal]] which Chris believes heals him and 'recharges' his powers, as he believes the powers from the crystal are transferred into the water. This may be derived from the ancient Greeks who believed that amethyst could protect its owner from drunkenness and drinking vessels made from it would prevent intoxication.		Contrary to his previous practices, it seems that after 2020 Chris's water consumption has increased as he has often been seen with a ''Glaceau'' water bottle. However, as early as [[January 2018]], [[Chris]] expressed a favoring of water<ref>[[January 2018 tweets#Water]]</ref> Inside said bottle is an [[Magic stones\|amethyst crystal]] which Chris believes heals him and 'recharges' his powers, as he believes the powers from the crystal are transferred into the water. This may be derived from the ancient Greeks who believed that amethyst could protect its owner from drunkenness and drinking vessels made from it would prevent intoxication.

	==Exercise==		==Exercise==

Ayumu Kasuga: /* Sickness */

2026-01-19T19:39:53Z

Sickness

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	On 4 [[March 2009]], Chris revealed in a video that he has been suffering from a bug.<ref>[[CWC Update 4 March 2009#Video]]</ref> Chris's voice is noticeably different. He later told everyone to give [[BlueSpike]] a cold virus if ever encountered in public,<ref>[[CWC Update 4 March 2009#Epilogue]]</ref> though he retracted it hours later.<ref>[[Mumble 11]]</ref> Later in the day, Chris would say in a [[Mumble]] chat that he has been having a "sinus infection, and possibly also a cold," and that he's been having plenty of [[Fanta\|orange juice]] and chicken noodle soup.<ref>[[Mumble 11]]</ref> In another Mumble chat the following day, Chris claimed he had last checked his temperature earlier in the day, reading 96.8° (presumably Fahrenheit).<ref>[[Mumble 12]]</ref> Chris claims that he will [[Love Quest#Returning to real life\|go outside to meet women locally]] as soon as he gets over the virus. Chris would later be spotted out of the house for [[Chris and religion\|church service]] on 15 March.<ref>[[Church Visit]]</ref>		On 4 [[March 2009]], Chris revealed in a video that he has been suffering from a bug.<ref>[[CWC Update 4 March 2009#Video]]</ref> Chris's voice is noticeably different. He later told everyone to give [[BlueSpike]] a cold virus if ever encountered in public,<ref>[[CWC Update 4 March 2009#Epilogue]]</ref> though he retracted it hours later.<ref>[[Mumble 11]]</ref> Later in the day, Chris would say in a [[Mumble]] chat that he has been having a "sinus infection, and possibly also a cold," and that he's been having plenty of [[Fanta\|orange juice]] and chicken noodle soup.<ref>[[Mumble 11]]</ref> In another Mumble chat the following day, Chris claimed he had last checked his temperature earlier in the day, reading 96.8° (presumably Fahrenheit).<ref>[[Mumble 12]]</ref> Chris claims that he will [[Love Quest#Returning to real life\|go outside to meet women locally]] as soon as he gets over the virus. Chris would later be spotted out of the house for [[Chris and religion\|church service]] on 15 March.<ref>[[Church Visit]]</ref>

			Chris got sick again a few months later in early [[July 2009]], having a "virus in [his] throat." He appears and sounds ill during the [[Chris-chan Discusses...\|Larry Bundy Jr. interview]], having a few moments of coughing and a noticeable bug bite on his forehead. Chris mentions "taking it easy," and that he had been consuming ice cream, lemonade, tea, and orange juice. He also drinks {{w\|root beer}} during the interview, a carbonated beverage which likely only worsened his inflammation.<ref>[[Chris-chan Discusses...]]</ref>

	On 15 [[January 2011]], in an email with [[LoveYouLongTime]], Chris admitted to lying about being sick to avoid fulfilling supposed promises he had made.<ref>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012#Borb vs MAGfest]]</ref> However Chris did claim to have suffered from [[stress]]-induced stomachaches and a runny nose from crying due to a [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012#Borb vs MAGfest\|family conflict]]. In mid-[[2014]], Chris answered on [[OkCupid]] that he often or would ''never'' call in sick to [[work]] or [[school]] when he is not actually ill.<ref>[[List of OkCupid Answers#LevelUpKing profile]]</ref>		On 15 [[January 2011]], in an email with [[LoveYouLongTime]], Chris admitted to lying about being sick to avoid fulfilling supposed promises he had made.<ref>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012#Borb vs MAGfest]]</ref> However Chris did claim to have suffered from [[stress]]-induced stomachaches and a runny nose from crying due to a [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012#Borb vs MAGfest\|family conflict]]. In mid-[[2014]], Chris answered on [[OkCupid]] that he often or would ''never'' call in sick to [[work]] or [[school]] when he is not actually ill.<ref>[[List of OkCupid Answers#LevelUpKing profile]]</ref>
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	But, yes, even Deities can get sick.<ref>[[February 2020 social media posts#Fresh Live Stream 2]]</ref>}}		But, yes, even Deities can get sick.<ref>[[February 2020 social media posts#Fresh Live Stream 2]]</ref>}}

	Despite taking the [[COVID-19]] vaccine twice,<ref>[[COVID-19#Vaccination]]</ref> Chris still caught the virus (five times according to Chris)<ref>[[February_2024_livestreams#Round_2_-_Media_Share_Suggestion_Live_Stream]]</ref>. On 5 [[February 2022]], while in jail, Chris tested positive for COVID-19. Chris journaled updates spanning several days about his current condition in his [[Goddess Logs]].		Despite taking the [[COVID-19]] vaccine twice,<ref>[[COVID-19#Vaccination]]</ref> Chris still caught the virus (five times according to Chris)<ref>[[February_2024_livestreams#Round_2_-_Media_Share_Suggestion_Live_Stream]]</ref>. On 5 [[February 2022]], while in jail, Chris tested positive for COVID-19. Chris journaled updates spanning several days about his current condition in his [[Goddess Logs]]. In [[November 2025]], Chris suspected that he had gotten the virus again and posted about his "experience" "identifying" it.<ref>[[November 2025 social media posts#Covid repeat]]</ref>

	Chris's [[List of OkCupid Answers\|OkCupid answers]] reveal that he prefers having company when sick rather than being left alone, and he only likes being read to aloud when he is sick.		Chris's [[List of OkCupid Answers\|OkCupid answers]] reveal that he prefers having company when sick rather than being left alone, and he only likes being read to aloud when he is sick.

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Anytime Fitness */

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Anytime Fitness

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-[[File:Chris at Anytime Fitness.jpg|thumb|left|200px|A fan spotted him at the gym and snapped his photo.]]
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+At the manipulation of the [[Idea Guys]], Chris began exercising and going to the gym. He was [[ban]]ned from an Anytime Fitness branch, due to a combination of complaints from fellow gym-goers of Chris being gassy, and [[weens]] harassing the gym. Chris later claimed he was still going to another branch. Chris has given no further updates on his gym membership.
 ===Walking for exercise===

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	{{quote\|I shower Daily.\|Chris<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20140823175516/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21</ref>}}		{{quote\|I shower Daily.\|Chris<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20140823175516/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21</ref>}}

	[[Image:Didyoubathe.JPG\|thumb\|right\|180px\|"Did you bathe?" "No"]][[Image:Plusoneshoweroffilth.jpg‎\|thumb\|left\|Where Chris [[Mass debating\|marinates in his own filth]]. Note the pale orange-red staining on the [[ShowerClean\|improperly cleaned]] tiles, suggesting a case of a ''[[wikipedia:Serratia marcescens\|Serratia marcescens]]'' bacterial colony, a type of bacteria capable of causing everything from urinary tract infections to meningitis.]]		[[Image:Didyoubathe.JPG\|thumb\|right\|180px\|"Did you bathe?" "No"]][[Image:Plusoneshoweroffilth.jpg‎\|thumb\|left\|Where Chris [[Mass debating\|marinates in his own filth]]. Note the pale orange-red staining on the [[ShowerClean\|improperly cleaned]] tiles, suggesting a case of a ''[[wikipedia:Serratia marcescens\|Serratia marcescens]]'' bacterial colony, a type of bacteria capable of causing everything from urinary tract infections to meningitis, along with some yummy black mold in between the tiles.]]

	As quoted above, Chris claims to bathe on a daily basis. However, his propensity to lie and reports from people who have interacted with him suggest otherwise. According to [[Emily]], he reeked of "rotten watermelons"; [[Robert Simmons V]] said that he had a variant of the homeless person stank, and field agents have said "body odor masked with gallons of Axe". In fact, it might be that Chris regards [[Axe]] as a substitute for a shower.<ref>In an [https://web.archive.org/web/20140702004100/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_2/Page_10 ad] Chris made for ''[[Sonichu 2\|Sonichu #2]]'' [[Rosechu]] tells [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] that he smells good, and asks him if he bathed, like it's some kind of event. Sonichu replies that he used Axe instead, suggesting that Chris believes that using aerosol body spray is an acceptable substitute for a shower or bath.</ref> Rosechu seems to confirm this belief, as upon being told of Sonichu's Axe usage, she makes an awful attempt at suggestive wordplay, suggesting both that using Axe makes Sonichu clean enough for sex and that cheap deodorant has an aphrodisiac effect on Rosechu.		As quoted above, Chris claims to bathe on a daily basis. However, his propensity to lie and reports from people who have interacted with him suggest otherwise. According to [[Emily]], he reeked of "rotten watermelons"; [[Robert Simmons V]] said that he had a variant of the homeless person stank, and field agents have said "body odor masked with gallons of Axe". In fact, it might be that Chris regards [[Axe]] as a substitute for a shower.<ref>In an [https://web.archive.org/web/20140702004100/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_2/Page_10 ad] Chris made for ''[[Sonichu 2\|Sonichu #2]]'' [[Rosechu]] tells [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] that he smells good, and asks him if he bathed, like it's some kind of event. Sonichu replies that he used Axe instead, suggesting that Chris believes that using aerosol body spray is an acceptable substitute for a shower or bath.</ref> Rosechu seems to confirm this belief, as upon being told of Sonichu's Axe usage, she makes an awful attempt at suggestive wordplay, suggesting both that using Axe makes Sonichu clean enough for sex and that cheap deodorant has an aphrodisiac effect on Rosechu.

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	[[Image:DecayOfManChild.jpg\|thumb\|A rather optimistic depiction of Chris in later life, illustrated prior to his identifying as [[transgender]].]]		[[Image:DecayOfManChild.jpg\|thumb\|A rather optimistic depiction of Chris in later life, illustrated prior to his identifying as [[transgender]].]]

			[[Image:Chrissy's Tombstone.png\|thumb\|A more realistic outlook on the near future.]]

	Chris, as even those with a cursory knowledge of medicine can plainly see, is not in good '''health''' – physically or mentally. Considering his [[obesity]], [[Power\|lack of exercise]], and [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal\|poor nutrition]], he has a high chance of developing potentially life-threatening medical problems such as cancer, type 2 diabetes, heart failure, [[Wikipedia:Atherosclerosis\|atherosclerosis]], and possibly a premature [[Chris and death\|death]].		Chris, as even those with a cursory knowledge of medicine can plainly see, is not in good '''health''' – physically or mentally. Considering his [[obesity]], [[Power\|lack of exercise]], and [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal\|poor nutrition]], he has a high chance of developing potentially life-threatening medical problems such as cancer, type 2 diabetes, heart failure, [[Wikipedia:Atherosclerosis\|atherosclerosis]], and possibly a premature [[Chris and death\|death]].