Chris and hypocrisy - Revision history

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HurdyGurdsen at 23:20, 10 December 2025

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	Chris strongly disapproves of this method of expression when he's on the receiving end of it. When [[Down with Asperchu\|he attacked]] Alec Benson Leary for the creation of ''[[Asperchu]]'', Alec had no scruples about putting him in front of the [http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/comics/pl/23109 business end of a flamethrower]. Chris retaliated with a [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke\|long video]] where he called the attack made on him "horrendous" and vowed that the [[Patti Chandler\|spirit of his dead dog]] would avenge him. He would later cap off [[Sonichu 10]] with a graphic depiction of Alec's execution, but not before mentioning the fiery incident one more time.		Chris strongly disapproves of this method of expression when he's on the receiving end of it. When [[Down with Asperchu\|he attacked]] Alec Benson Leary for the creation of ''[[Asperchu]]'', Alec had no scruples about putting him in front of the [http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/comics/pl/23109 business end of a flamethrower]. Chris retaliated with a [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke\|long video]] where he called the attack made on him "horrendous" and vowed that the [[Patti Chandler\|spirit of his dead dog]] would avenge him. He would later cap off [[Sonichu 10]] with a graphic depiction of Alec's execution, but not before mentioning the fiery incident one more time.

	While Chris rallies against people making accusations of him on the internet (even those of which are true), Chris has no problem accusing others of the most horrible things imaginable. In the [[Calling Out#Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher\|Calling Out]] series, Chris blatantly accuses [[Michael Snyder]] of ''molesting his own daughter''. This is in direct contrast with Chris's [[Sonichu 10\|comic]] where he illustrates clearly how he's ready to travel in the future and hoodwink his "to-be" [[Lovely Weather\|wife]] into having sex with him. If we add a song [[IPods Down and Listen Up\|he wrote and performed]] describing him in the act of [[Chris_and_sex#Rape\|sexually assaulting]] a [[~~Niggos~~\|black woman]], it hardly makes Chris a paragon of puritanical virtues.		While Chris rallies against people making accusations of him on the internet (even those of which are true), Chris has no problem accusing others of the most horrible things imaginable. In the [[Calling Out#Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher\|Calling Out]] series, Chris blatantly accuses [[Michael Snyder]] of ''molesting his own daughter''. This is in direct contrast with Chris's [[Sonichu 10\|comic]] where he illustrates clearly how he's ready to travel in the future and hoodwink his "to-be" [[Lovely Weather\|wife]] into having sex with him. If we add a song [[IPods Down and Listen Up\|he wrote and performed]] describing him in the act of [[Chris_and_sex#Rape\|sexually assaulting]] a [[Chris and Race#Black_people\|black woman]], it hardly makes Chris a paragon of puritanical virtues.

	==="Sonichus in the basement" - [[Alec Benson Leary]]===		==="Sonichus in the basement" - [[Alec Benson Leary]]===

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	His hatred towards gays and everything they stand for contrasts very sharply to some of his actions. Chris had no qualms with drinking his own [[semen]], and said he would even go as far as [[Kacey Phone Call\|licking his semen off his beloved]]. He's admitted to being plagued by [[Mailbag 4\|homoerotic thoughts]]. He loves [[rainbow]]s and has frequently put them in his comics. Chris liked the PS2 game ''[[Wikipedia:Katamari Damacy\|Katamari Damacy]]'' enough to quote it in some of his videos, a game that features a character wearing a flamboyant ensemble that shows off his huge [[Pickle\|schlong]] clearly visible through his tights. He once referred to himself as coming [[IRC (20 January 2009)\|"out of his autistic closet."]] He loves gay anthems, such as "[[Chris's Big Night Out\|I Love the Nightlife]]," and listens to music that is also iconic with gay men, such as the [[Wikipedia:Backstreet Boys\|Backstreet Boys]] and [[Britney Spears]]. He loves romantic comedy films and even owns a copy of the ''Sex and the City'' movie. Chris also practices [[Tomgirl Pictures\|crossdressing]], and has shoved enough [[Sex toys\|things]] up his ass to warrant [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass\|an entire CWCki page on the subject]].<ref>[[Bluespike PSN Chat 3]]</ref> That should say enough about this matter.		His hatred towards gays and everything they stand for contrasts very sharply to some of his actions. Chris had no qualms with drinking his own [[semen]], and said he would even go as far as [[Kacey Phone Call\|licking his semen off his beloved]]. He's admitted to being plagued by [[Mailbag 4\|homoerotic thoughts]]. He loves [[rainbow]]s and has frequently put them in his comics. Chris liked the PS2 game ''[[Wikipedia:Katamari Damacy\|Katamari Damacy]]'' enough to quote it in some of his videos, a game that features a character wearing a flamboyant ensemble that shows off his huge [[Pickle\|schlong]] clearly visible through his tights. He once referred to himself as coming [[IRC (20 January 2009)\|"out of his autistic closet."]] He loves gay anthems, such as "[[Chris's Big Night Out\|I Love the Nightlife]]," and listens to music that is also iconic with gay men, such as the [[Wikipedia:Backstreet Boys\|Backstreet Boys]] and [[Britney Spears]]. He loves romantic comedy films and even owns a copy of the ''Sex and the City'' movie. Chris also practices [[Tomgirl Pictures\|crossdressing]], and has shoved enough [[Sex toys\|things]] up his ass to warrant [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass\|an entire CWCki page on the subject]].<ref>[[Bluespike PSN Chat 3]]</ref> That should say enough about this matter.

	In short, many gay men don't act as gay as Chris does sometimes, but he still feels justified at leveling his disapproving scorn at them.		In short, many gay men don't act as stereotypically gay as Chris does sometimes, but he still feels justified at leveling his disapproving scorn at them.

	=== "No female soul whatsoever" - [[Transphobia]] ===		=== "No female soul whatsoever" - [[Transphobia]] ===

PsychoNerd054 at 03:00, 20 May 2025

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	'''Hypocrisy''' is the act of claiming to have beliefs, opinions, virtues, feelings, qualities, or standards that one does not actually have.<ref>[[wikt:hypocrisy\|Wiktionary: hypocrisy]]</ref>		'''Hypocrisy''' is the act of claiming to have beliefs, opinions, virtues, feelings, qualities, or standards that one does not actually have.<ref>[[wikt:hypocrisy\|Wiktionary: hypocrisy]]</ref>

	Chris is an accomplished hypocrite, holding others to standards that he himself does not live up to. This is possibly due to the fact that he's incapable of serious [[Chris and introspection\|introspection and self-examination]] due to his [[autism]] (but on a more self-inflicted level, his [[ego]]).		Chris is an accomplished hypocrite, holding others to standards that he himself does not live up to. This is possibly due to the fact that he's incapable of serious [[Chris and introspection\|introspection and self-examination]] due to his [[autism]] (but on a more self-inflicted level, his [[ego]]). He's so strongly opinionated and drunk on his e-fame, so he sees himself as a [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE\|role model]] that could change the world. He doesn't necessarily want to change it for the better, but he wants to change the world into one where everyone conforms to his worldview and showers him with praise so he will never again have to [[Chris and stress\|feel uncomfortable]], [[Sonic Boom Protests\|suffer any inconveniences]], or be forced to actually [[Chris and work\|put effort into anything]]. This means arrogantly pointing out the sins of others but never answering to his own, which leads to Chris doling out advice to others that he should be heeding himself.

	He's strongly opinionated and drunk on his e-fame, so he sees himself as a [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE\|role model]] that could change the world. He doesn't necessarily want to change it for the better, but he wants to change the world into one where everyone conforms to his worldview and showers him with praise so he will never again have to [[Chris and stress\|feel uncomfortable]], [[Sonic Boom Protests\|suffer any inconveniences]], or be forced to actually [[Chris and work\|put effort into anything]]. This means arrogantly pointing out the sins of others but never answering to his own, which leads to Chris doling out advice to others that he should be heeding himself.

	Chris's [[Mailbag]] answers are particularly rich sources of hypocrisy, where he readily gives advice to people that he himself will never follow.		Chris's [[Mailbag]] answers are particularly rich sources of hypocrisy, where he readily gives advice to people that he himself will never follow.

PsychoNerd054: Moving to Introspection

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Moving to Introspection

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	'''Hypocrisy''' is the act of claiming to have beliefs, opinions, virtues, feelings, qualities, or standards that one does not actually have.<ref>[[wikt:hypocrisy\|Wiktionary: hypocrisy]]</ref>		'''Hypocrisy''' is the act of claiming to have beliefs, opinions, virtues, feelings, qualities, or standards that one does not actually have.<ref>[[wikt:hypocrisy\|Wiktionary: hypocrisy]]</ref>

	Chris is an accomplished hypocrite, holding others to standards that he himself does not live up to. This is possibly due to the fact that he's incapable of serious [[Chris and introspection\|introspection and self-examination]] due to his [[autism]] (but on a more self-inflicted level, his [[ego]]). Chris believes that he is a blameless, [[Chris and religion\|holy]] creature that is [[Mary Poppins\|practically perfect in every way]]. However, he sees plenty of flaws in the world around him that cause him [[stress]]. He blames all of his problems on external factors like [[trolls]], [[homos]], [[Greene County Conspiracy\|conspiracies]] or the [[JERKS\|entire male population]]. In the past he's faulted the [[Jerkop\|police]], [[Manajerks\|store managers]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and [[Jerkop\|mall security guards]] for complications during his [[Love Quest]]. When Chris can't fault other people for his problems, he relies on autism and stress as fallback excuses.		Chris is an accomplished hypocrite, holding others to standards that he himself does not live up to. This is possibly due to the fact that he's incapable of serious [[Chris and introspection\|introspection and self-examination]] due to his [[autism]] (but on a more self-inflicted level, his [[ego]]).

	He's strongly opinionated and drunk on his e-fame, so he sees himself as a [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE\|role model]] that could change the world. He doesn't necessarily want to change it for the better, but he wants to change the world into one where everyone conforms to his worldview and showers him with praise so he will never again have to [[Chris and stress\|feel uncomfortable]], [[Sonic Boom Protests\|suffer any inconveniences]], or be forced to actually [[Chris and work\|put effort into anything]]. This means arrogantly pointing out the sins of others but never answering to his own, which leads to Chris doling out advice to others that he should be heeding himself.		He's strongly opinionated and drunk on his e-fame, so he sees himself as a [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE\|role model]] that could change the world. He doesn't necessarily want to change it for the better, but he wants to change the world into one where everyone conforms to his worldview and showers him with praise so he will never again have to [[Chris and stress\|feel uncomfortable]], [[Sonic Boom Protests\|suffer any inconveniences]], or be forced to actually [[Chris and work\|put effort into anything]]. This means arrogantly pointing out the sins of others but never answering to his own, which leads to Chris doling out advice to others that he should be heeding himself.

PsychoNerd054 at 02:34, 20 May 2025

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	'''Hypocrisy''' is the act of claiming to have beliefs, opinions, virtues, feelings, qualities, or standards that one does not actually have.<ref>[[wikt:hypocrisy\|Wiktionary: hypocrisy]]</ref>		'''Hypocrisy''' is the act of claiming to have beliefs, opinions, virtues, feelings, qualities, or standards that one does not actually have.<ref>[[wikt:hypocrisy\|Wiktionary: hypocrisy]]</ref>

	Chris is an accomplished hypocrite, holding others to standards that he himself does not live up to. This is possibly due to the fact that he's incapable of serious introspection and self-examination due to his [[autism]] (but on a more self-inflicted level, his [[ego]]). Chris believes that he is a blameless, [[Chris and religion\|holy]] creature that is [[Mary Poppins\|practically perfect in every way]]. However, he sees plenty of flaws in the world around him that cause him [[stress]]. He blames all of his problems on external factors like [[trolls]], [[homos]], [[Greene County Conspiracy\|conspiracies]] or the [[JERKS\|entire male population]]. In the past he's faulted the [[Jerkop\|police]], [[Manajerks\|store managers]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and [[Jerkop\|mall security guards]] for complications during his [[Love Quest]]. When Chris can't fault other people for his problems, he relies on autism and stress as fallback excuses.		Chris is an accomplished hypocrite, holding others to standards that he himself does not live up to. This is possibly due to the fact that he's incapable of serious [[Chris and introspection\|introspection and self-examination]] due to his [[autism]] (but on a more self-inflicted level, his [[ego]]). Chris believes that he is a blameless, [[Chris and religion\|holy]] creature that is [[Mary Poppins\|practically perfect in every way]]. However, he sees plenty of flaws in the world around him that cause him [[stress]]. He blames all of his problems on external factors like [[trolls]], [[homos]], [[Greene County Conspiracy\|conspiracies]] or the [[JERKS\|entire male population]]. In the past he's faulted the [[Jerkop\|police]], [[Manajerks\|store managers]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and [[Jerkop\|mall security guards]] for complications during his [[Love Quest]]. When Chris can't fault other people for his problems, he relies on autism and stress as fallback excuses.

	He's strongly opinionated and drunk on his e-fame, so he sees himself as a [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE\|role model]] that could change the world. He doesn't necessarily want to change it for the better, but he wants to change the world into one where everyone conforms to his worldview and showers him with praise so he will never again have to [[Chris and stress\|feel uncomfortable]], [[Sonic Boom Protests\|suffer any inconveniences]], or be forced to actually [[Chris and work\|put effort into anything]]. This means arrogantly pointing out the sins of others but never answering to his own, which leads to Chris doling out advice to others that he should be heeding himself.		He's strongly opinionated and drunk on his e-fame, so he sees himself as a [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE\|role model]] that could change the world. He doesn't necessarily want to change it for the better, but he wants to change the world into one where everyone conforms to his worldview and showers him with praise so he will never again have to [[Chris and stress\|feel uncomfortable]], [[Sonic Boom Protests\|suffer any inconveniences]], or be forced to actually [[Chris and work\|put effort into anything]]. This means arrogantly pointing out the sins of others but never answering to his own, which leads to Chris doling out advice to others that he should be heeding himself.

FromtheWordsofBR at 06:12, 21 April 2025

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Outdated AF.

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	==="Well-Informed to Expert in sex" - Women===		==="Well-Informed to Expert in sex" - Women===
	Chris's hypocrisy is also evident within the astronomically-high standards for a "[[sweetheart]]" that he's published at various times in his life, such as on the [[attraction sign]]. Some of the biggest offenders are:		Chris's hypocrisy was also evident within the astronomically-high standards for a "[[sweetheart]]" that he's published at various times in his life, such as on the [[attraction sign]]. Some of the biggest offenders are:

	"Must Have a Mid to high salary." Chris ~~does~~ not have a job, ~~has~~ no prospects for a job, and ~~lives~~ on [[monthly tugboat\|welfare checks]], yet any woman he ~~dates~~ must be gainfully employed, presumably so Chris ~~can~~ [[Chris and money\|squander]] her money on [[List of Chris's games\|video games]] and [[sex toys]].		"Must Have a Mid to high salary." When this rule was in place, Chris did not have a job, had no prospects for a job, and lived on [[monthly tugboat\|welfare checks]], yet any woman he dated must be gainfully employed, presumably so Chris could [[Chris and money\|squander]] her money on [[List of Chris's games\|video games]] and [[sex toys]].

	"Must be average to slender body size." Chris is an [[obesity\|obese]], lazy slob, yet ~~demands~~ that any potential sweetheart that he deigns to give his attention to be thin and cute.		"Must be average to slender body size." Chris was an [[obesity\|obese]], lazy slob, yet demanded that any potential sweetheart that he deigns to give his attention to be thin and cute.

	"Must not have [[autism]]." Despite the fact that Chris ~~has~~ made being autistic a huge point of pride, he absolutely ~~refuses~~ to consider any girl with the same condition ~~on the grounds that he fears that seeing them will make him think about what he might be like if he had anything other than high-functioning autism~~.		"Must not have [[autism]]." Despite the fact that Chris had made being autistic a huge point of pride, he absolutely refused to consider any girl with the same condition.

	==="I would have them ESS-acuted!" — Capital Punishment===		==="I would have them ESS-acuted!" — Capital Punishment===

PsychoNerd054: These incel-ish comments really aren't necessary.

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These incel-ish comments really aren't necessary.

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	Chris's hypocrisy is also evident within the astronomically-high standards for a "[[sweetheart]]" that he's published at various times in his life, such as on the [[attraction sign]]. Some of the biggest offenders are:		Chris's hypocrisy is also evident within the astronomically-high standards for a "[[sweetheart]]" that he's published at various times in his life, such as on the [[attraction sign]]. Some of the biggest offenders are:

	"Must Have a Mid to high salary." Chris does not have a job, has no prospects for a job, and lives on [[monthly tugboat\|welfare checks]], yet any woman he dates must be gainfully employed, presumably so Chris can [[Chris and money\|squander]] her money on [[List of Chris's games\|video games]] and [[sex toys]]~~. Chris doesn't seem to be aware that statistically, women prefer men on the same or higher level of income than them~~.		"Must Have a Mid to high salary." Chris does not have a job, has no prospects for a job, and lives on [[monthly tugboat\|welfare checks]], yet any woman he dates must be gainfully employed, presumably so Chris can [[Chris and money\|squander]] her money on [[List of Chris's games\|video games]] and [[sex toys]].

	"Must be average to slender body size." Chris is an [[obesity\|obese]], lazy slob, yet demands that any potential sweetheart that he deigns to give his attention to be thin and cute.		"Must be average to slender body size." Chris is an [[obesity\|obese]], lazy slob, yet demands that any potential sweetheart that he deigns to give his attention to be thin and cute.

PsychoNerd054: /* "I shoved them up my ass" - Homosexuality */

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"I shoved them up my ass" - Homosexuality

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	In another example, Chris is sickened by the idea of [[homos]]exuality and [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_February_5th%2C_2009#Take_2\|can't even bring himself to say the word "gay"]], though he will say the word "homo" if he's using it as an insult. He's gone on record as saying he [[CWC Update 30 January 2009\|hates gay people]], [[Megan_E-mails#Chris_is_angry_about_Megan_kissing_her_friend.2C_then_pities_himself\|is afraid of them]], and would outlaw them if he had the power to do so. Chris has [[Mailbag_1#The_cure_for_homosexuality\|envisioned a future where scientists have created a cure for being gay]], and has incorporated this idea into [[Sonichu 10\|issue ten]] of his kiddie comic strip. This immense hatred burns deep within him despite the fact that only one supposedly gay person (his [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School\|elementary school]] principal)<ref name="Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8">[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]]</ref> had done anything negative to him in his entire life, until [[Jack Thaddeus]] began to interact with Chris. Though in contrast (as far as Chris is aware) Jack was also the person providing Chris with free hosting for the [[CWCipedia]], which at least makes up for some degree of harassment he has given Chris. It was only later that he'd been led to believe that [[Clyde Cash]] was gay as well. He'd stated to [[Megan]] that he had these feelings about gays even before he met her gay friend Christopher (whom he illogically suspected of trying to sleep with Megan). He simply hates them because they exist, and has refused to tolerate them all his life. Despite his past fervor, he has stated that he "(does) and will NOT Discriminated homosexuals as Individual People" and that "What they do behind closed doors is None Of My Business, and I still Do Not Care to know a Damn Thing about it."<ref>[[Common Questions#1 January 2010\|Common Questions, January 2010]]</ref> Which is why he employs an [[Magi-Chan\|omniscient being]] to [[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck\|spy on people and punish them]] for what they do behind closed doors. Which brings us to...		In another example, Chris is sickened by the idea of [[homos]]exuality and [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_February_5th%2C_2009#Take_2\|can't even bring himself to say the word "gay"]], though he will say the word "homo" if he's using it as an insult. He's gone on record as saying he [[CWC Update 30 January 2009\|hates gay people]], [[Megan_E-mails#Chris_is_angry_about_Megan_kissing_her_friend.2C_then_pities_himself\|is afraid of them]], and would outlaw them if he had the power to do so. Chris has [[Mailbag_1#The_cure_for_homosexuality\|envisioned a future where scientists have created a cure for being gay]], and has incorporated this idea into [[Sonichu 10\|issue ten]] of his kiddie comic strip. This immense hatred burns deep within him despite the fact that only one supposedly gay person (his [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School\|elementary school]] principal)<ref name="Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8">[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]]</ref> had done anything negative to him in his entire life, until [[Jack Thaddeus]] began to interact with Chris. Though in contrast (as far as Chris is aware) Jack was also the person providing Chris with free hosting for the [[CWCipedia]], which at least makes up for some degree of harassment he has given Chris. It was only later that he'd been led to believe that [[Clyde Cash]] was gay as well. He'd stated to [[Megan]] that he had these feelings about gays even before he met her gay friend Christopher (whom he illogically suspected of trying to sleep with Megan). He simply hates them because they exist, and has refused to tolerate them all his life. Despite his past fervor, he has stated that he "(does) and will NOT Discriminated homosexuals as Individual People" and that "What they do behind closed doors is None Of My Business, and I still Do Not Care to know a Damn Thing about it."<ref>[[Common Questions#1 January 2010\|Common Questions, January 2010]]</ref> Which is why he employs an [[Magi-Chan\|omniscient being]] to [[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck\|spy on people and punish them]] for what they do behind closed doors. Which brings us to...

	=== "I shoved them up my ass" - Homosexuality ===		=== "I shoved them up my ass" - [[Homos\|Homosexuality]] ===
	{{quote\|While effeminancy is true for us, I feel the contents of that page (the Wikipedia page on "effeminacy") is against us, due to it addressing the homos.\|Chris<ref>[[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents\|Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]]</ref>}}		{{quote\|While effeminancy is true for us, I feel the contents of that page (the Wikipedia page on "effeminacy") is against us, due to it addressing the homos.\|Chris<ref>[[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents\|Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]]</ref>}}

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	==See also==		==See also==
	* [[List of Chris's lies]]		* [[List of Chris's lies]]
			* [[Chris and morality]]
	* [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9]]		* [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9]]

	{{Chris and}}		{{Chris and}}

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	'''Hypocrisy''' is the act of claiming to have beliefs, opinions, virtues, feelings, qualities, or standards that one does not actually have.<ref>[[wikt:hypocrisy\|Wiktionary: hypocrisy]]</ref>		'''Hypocrisy''' is the act of claiming to have beliefs, opinions, virtues, feelings, qualities, or standards that one does not actually have.<ref>[[wikt:hypocrisy\|Wiktionary: hypocrisy]]</ref>

	Chris is an accomplished hypocrite, holding others to standards that he himself does not live up to. This is possibly due to the fact that he's incapable of serious [[Chris and introspection\|introspection and self-examination]] due to his [[autism]] (but on a more self-inflicted level, his [[ego]]). Chris believes that he is a blameless, [[Chris and religion\|holy]] creature that is [[Mary Poppins\|practically perfect in every way]]. However, he sees plenty of flaws in the world around him that cause him [[stress]]. He blames all of his problems on external factors like [[trolls]], [[homos]], [[Greene County Conspiracy\|conspiracies]] or the [[JERKS\|entire male population]]. In the past he's faulted the [[Jerkop\|police]], [[Manajerks\|store managers]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and [[Jerkop\|mall security guards]] for complications during his [[Love Quest]]. When Chris can't fault other people for his problems, he relies on autism and stress as fallback excuses.		Chris is an accomplished hypocrite, holding others to standards that he himself does not live up to. This is possibly due to the fact that he's incapable of serious [[Chris and introspection\|introspection and self-examination]] due to his [[autism]] (but on a more self-inflicted level, his [[ego]]).

	He's strongly opinionated and drunk on his e-fame, so he sees himself as a [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE\|role model]] that could change the world. He doesn't necessarily want to change it for the better, but he wants to change the world into one where everyone conforms to his worldview and showers him with praise so he will never again have to [[Chris and stress\|feel uncomfortable]], [[Sonic Boom Protests\|suffer any inconveniences]], or be forced to actually [[Chris and work\|put effort into anything]]. This means arrogantly pointing out the sins of others but never answering to his own, which leads to Chris doling out advice to others that he should be heeding himself.		He's strongly opinionated and drunk on his e-fame, so he sees himself as a [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE\|role model]] that could change the world. He doesn't necessarily want to change it for the better, but he wants to change the world into one where everyone conforms to his worldview and showers him with praise so he will never again have to [[Chris and stress\|feel uncomfortable]], [[Sonic Boom Protests\|suffer any inconveniences]], or be forced to actually [[Chris and work\|put effort into anything]]. This means arrogantly pointing out the sins of others but never answering to his own, which leads to Chris doling out advice to others that he should be heeding himself.

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	'''Hypocrisy''' is the act of claiming to have beliefs, opinions, virtues, feelings, qualities, or standards that one does not actually have.<ref>[[wikt:hypocrisy\|Wiktionary: hypocrisy]]</ref>		'''Hypocrisy''' is the act of claiming to have beliefs, opinions, virtues, feelings, qualities, or standards that one does not actually have.<ref>[[wikt:hypocrisy\|Wiktionary: hypocrisy]]</ref>

	Chris is an accomplished hypocrite, holding others to standards that he himself does not live up to. This is possibly due to the fact that he's incapable of serious introspection and self-examination due to his [[autism]] (but on a more self-inflicted level, his [[ego]]). Chris believes that he is a blameless, [[Chris and religion\|holy]] creature that is [[Mary Poppins\|practically perfect in every way]]. However, he sees plenty of flaws in the world around him that cause him [[stress]]. He blames all of his problems on external factors like [[trolls]], [[homos]], [[Greene County Conspiracy\|conspiracies]] or the [[JERKS\|entire male population]]. In the past he's faulted the [[Jerkop\|police]], [[Manajerks\|store managers]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and [[Jerkop\|mall security guards]] for complications during his [[Love Quest]]. When Chris can't fault other people for his problems, he relies on autism and stress as fallback excuses.		Chris is an accomplished hypocrite, holding others to standards that he himself does not live up to. This is possibly due to the fact that he's incapable of serious [[Chris and introspection\|introspection and self-examination]] due to his [[autism]] (but on a more self-inflicted level, his [[ego]]). Chris believes that he is a blameless, [[Chris and religion\|holy]] creature that is [[Mary Poppins\|practically perfect in every way]]. However, he sees plenty of flaws in the world around him that cause him [[stress]]. He blames all of his problems on external factors like [[trolls]], [[homos]], [[Greene County Conspiracy\|conspiracies]] or the [[JERKS\|entire male population]]. In the past he's faulted the [[Jerkop\|police]], [[Manajerks\|store managers]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and [[Jerkop\|mall security guards]] for complications during his [[Love Quest]]. When Chris can't fault other people for his problems, he relies on autism and stress as fallback excuses.

	He's strongly opinionated and drunk on his e-fame, so he sees himself as a [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE\|role model]] that could change the world. He doesn't necessarily want to change it for the better, but he wants to change the world into one where everyone conforms to his worldview and showers him with praise so he will never again have to [[Chris and stress\|feel uncomfortable]], [[Sonic Boom Protests\|suffer any inconveniences]], or be forced to actually [[Chris and work\|put effort into anything]]. This means arrogantly pointing out the sins of others but never answering to his own, which leads to Chris doling out advice to others that he should be heeding himself.		He's strongly opinionated and drunk on his e-fame, so he sees himself as a [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE\|role model]] that could change the world. He doesn't necessarily want to change it for the better, but he wants to change the world into one where everyone conforms to his worldview and showers him with praise so he will never again have to [[Chris and stress\|feel uncomfortable]], [[Sonic Boom Protests\|suffer any inconveniences]], or be forced to actually [[Chris and work\|put effort into anything]]. This means arrogantly pointing out the sins of others but never answering to his own, which leads to Chris doling out advice to others that he should be heeding himself.