Chris and religion - Revision history

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	Beyond his [[Chris and his ego\|self-infatuation]] visible from any of Chris's creative output, Chris had shown from an early period the nascent belief that he might have been specially chosen. Chris might have developed a God complex as early as [[2000]], as the halo floating over his head on the cover of ''[[Christian's Favorite Hits!]]'' seems to indicate. In his e-mails to [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] he seems to call himself Jesus: ''"You have my word as an Avid Gamer, Lamb of God, and Humble Human Being that I WILL work Very Hard to Save, Save, Save."''<ref>[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]</ref> However, this could also be a [[Chris and English\|malapropism]] for "Word of God." More definite signs first emerged in late [[2009]], and have accreted over the decade since into Chris's current apotheosis.		Beyond his [[Chris and his ego\|self-infatuation]] visible from any of Chris's creative output, Chris had shown from an early period the nascent belief that he might have been specially chosen. Chris might have developed a God complex as early as [[2000]], as the halo floating over his head on the cover of ''[[Christian's Favorite Hits!]]'' seems to indicate. In his e-mails to [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] he seems to call himself Jesus: ''"You have my word as an Avid Gamer, Lamb of God, and Humble Human Being that I WILL work Very Hard to Save, Save, Save."''<ref>[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]</ref> However, this could also be a [[Chris and English\|malapropism]] for "Word of God." More definite signs first emerged in late [[2009]], and have accreted over the decade since into Chris's current apotheosis.

	Starting on page 42 of [[Sonichu 10\|issue #10]], Chris displays a somewhat disturbing twist to the plot (such as it is) of his comics. [[Ultra Sonichu]] frees [[Zelina Rosechu]] from her stony state using his Chaotic powers, then appears to [[Darkbind Sonichu]] with a message similar in tone, if not outright text, to prophecies of the coming of Jesus Christ (complete with arms outstretched as if he were suspended on a crucifix).		Starting on page 42 of [[Sonichu 10\|issue #10]], Chris displays a somewhat disturbing twist to the plot ([[Chris and writing\|such as it is]]) of his comics. [[Ultra Sonichu]] frees [[Zelina Rosechu]] from her stony state using his Chaotic powers, then appears to [[Darkbind Sonichu]] with a message similar in tone, if not outright text, to prophecies of the coming of Jesus Christ (complete with arms outstretched as if he were suspended on a crucifix).

	Later on in the issue, Ultra Sonichu travels to the world of [[Asperchu]], where the characters of that comic inform him that they were forced into their roles by Alec, and that they had been praying to Christian Weston Chandler for deliverance and forgiveness. Lo and behold, Chris did send the Messiah Sonichu to end their suffering. Sonichu uses the "Chaotic Remedy" to miraculously cure them all of their [[Asperger syndrome]] (even though only Asperchu himself had the condition) and gives them new names and new, "better" looks.		Later on in the issue, Ultra Sonichu travels to the world of [[Asperchu]], where the characters of that comic inform him that they were forced into their roles by Alec, and that they had been praying to Christian Weston Chandler for deliverance and forgiveness. Lo and behold, Chris did send the Messiah Sonichu to end their suffering. Sonichu uses the "Chaotic Remedy" to miraculously cure them all of their [[Asperger syndrome]] (even though only Asperchu himself had the condition) and gives them new names and new, "better" looks.

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	[[Image:NeptuniagoodbyeJC.png\|thumb\|[[China\|The real reason Chris initially abandoned Christianity.]]]]		[[Image:NeptuniagoodbyeJC.png\|thumb\|[[China\|The real reason Chris initially abandoned Christianity.]]]]
	[[File:July22LastSupperArt2.jpg\|thumb\|Chris's version of ''The Last Supper''. He colored Jesus last because "he liked to serve others before serving himself." Note that Judas is depicted as the sole [[Chris and ~~Race~~#Black_people\|Black person]].]]		[[File:July22LastSupperArt2.jpg\|thumb\|Chris's version of ''The Last Supper''. He colored Jesus last because "he liked to serve others before serving himself." Note that Judas is depicted as the sole [[Chris and race#Black_people\|Black person]].]]
	[[File:Christ chan and god emmanuel at the universe core by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6octc-pre.jpg\|thumb\|Drawing by Chris of "Christ-chan and God Emmanuel at the Universe Core"]]		[[File:Christ chan and god emmanuel at the universe core by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6octc-pre.jpg\|thumb\|Drawing by Chris of "Christ-chan and God Emmanuel at the Universe Core"]]
	'''Religion''' is the belief in and worship of supernatural powers. [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s '''religious beliefs''' have significantly informed his beliefs and actions. For most of his life, Chris declared himself a Christian, being an attendant of three churches. However, Chris's form of Christianity deviates from other denominations as he incorporates a grab bag of blasphemous mystical beliefs from unrelated traditions and [[Family Guy\|other sources]]. He further deviates from Christianity with long held beliefs that he is of unique spiritual importance- having [[Dreams\|visions from God]] and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha\|magical powers]].		'''Religion''' is the belief in and worship of supernatural powers. [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s '''religious beliefs''' have significantly informed his beliefs and actions. For most of his life, Chris declared himself a Christian, being an attendant of three churches. However, Chris's form of Christianity deviates from other denominations as he incorporates a grab bag of blasphemous mystical beliefs from unrelated traditions and [[Family Guy\|other sources]]. He further deviates from Christianity with long held beliefs that he is of unique spiritual importance- having [[Dreams\|visions from God]] and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha\|magical powers]].
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	{{quote\|I don't think that [[Michael Snyder\|thieving liar]] deserves a [[Monthly tugboat\|red cent]]!\|Chris<ref>[[This is how the Trial went]]</ref>}}		{{quote\|I don't think that [[Michael Snyder\|thieving liar]] deserves a [[Monthly tugboat\|red cent]]!\|Chris<ref>[[This is how the Trial went]]</ref>}}

	However, Chris has on occasion shown some capacity to genuinely forgive and move on, as shown at [[MAGfest]] where he was seen making up with [[Adam Stackhouse]] (albeit after 11 years). Such forgiveness has not been extended to the [[~~jerkops~~]], however.		However, Chris has on occasion shown some capacity to genuinely forgive and move on, as shown at [[MAGfest]] where he was seen making up with [[Adam Stackhouse]] (albeit after 11 years). Such forgiveness has not been extended to the [[jerkop]]s, however.

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	And thus, Chris's [[true and honest]] religion, DoCCS, was born.		And thus, Chris's [[true and honest]] religion, DoCCS, was born.

	The DoCCS all share [[kindness]] and [[Vanessa AIM Chat 2\|loyalty]], which is a defining figure of a devotee. They also pray to Chris, and channel energy to him so that he can use his godess powers. <s>Chris</s> [[Spirit possession#Sonichu\|Sonichu]] has noted that it's far easier for <s>him</s> Chris to answer prayer in C-197, due to his additional power that he has access to in his Chris Chan Sonichu body.<ref>[[April 2020 social media posts#Chris body swaps with Sonichu to cope with missing BABScon\|Mentioned here]], Sonichu says: "She is Now, literally, in the position to fully and actively take and answer your Prayers, as the Goddess that she is."</ref>		The DoCCS all share [[Chris and kindness\|kindness]] and [[Vanessa AIM Chat 2\|loyalty]], which is a defining figure of a devotee. They also pray to Chris, and channel energy to him so that he can use his godess powers. <s>Chris</s> [[Spirit possession#Sonichu\|Sonichu]] has noted that it's far easier for <s>him</s> Chris to answer prayer in C-197, due to his additional power that he has access to in his Chris Chan Sonichu body.<ref>[[April 2020 social media posts#Chris body swaps with Sonichu to cope with missing BABScon\|Mentioned here]], Sonichu says: "She is Now, literally, in the position to fully and actively take and answer your Prayers, as the Goddess that she is."</ref>

	Chris can also store this energy in [[magic stones]], and often wears these around his neck with the Sonichu medallion.<ref>Sightings [[Analysis Anarchy Reaction Livestreams#TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 2 Reaction Video\|here]] and [[:File:July 2020 jewels.jpeg\|here]], and many more.</ref> Chris used one of these stones to demonstrate his power, even in 1218, by [[PsychicPowers#Amethyst stone\|dropping it with as little movement as possible]], which, when scaled up to C-197 proportions would equate to miraculous healing. Chris thinks that the crystals contain healing power and that they can make you happy.<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris is all in on Healing Crystals\|Twitter reply about healing crystals]]</ref>		Chris can also store this energy in [[magic stones]], and often wears these around his neck with the Sonichu medallion.<ref>Sightings [[Analysis Anarchy Reaction Livestreams#TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 2 Reaction Video\|here]] and [[:File:July 2020 jewels.jpeg\|here]], and many more.</ref> Chris used one of these stones to demonstrate his power, even in 1218, by [[PsychicPowers#Amethyst stone\|dropping it with as little movement as possible]], which, when scaled up to C-197 proportions would equate to miraculous healing. Chris thinks that the crystals contain healing power and that they can make you happy.<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris is all in on Healing Crystals\|Twitter reply about healing crystals]]</ref>

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	'''Religion''' is the belief in and worship of supernatural powers. [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s '''religious beliefs''' have significantly informed his beliefs and actions. For most of his life, Chris declared himself a Christian, being an attendant of three churches. However, Chris's form of Christianity deviates from other denominations as he incorporates a grab bag of blasphemous mystical beliefs from unrelated traditions and [[Family Guy\|other sources]]. He further deviates from Christianity with long held beliefs that he is of unique spiritual importance- having [[Dreams\|visions from God]] and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha\|magical powers]].		'''Religion''' is the belief in and worship of supernatural powers. [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s '''religious beliefs''' have significantly informed his beliefs and actions. For most of his life, Chris declared himself a Christian, being an attendant of three churches. However, Chris's form of Christianity deviates from other denominations as he incorporates a grab bag of blasphemous mystical beliefs from unrelated traditions and [[Family Guy\|other sources]]. He further deviates from Christianity with long held beliefs that he is of unique spiritual importance- having [[Dreams\|visions from God]] and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha\|magical powers]].

	Online, Chris cherrypicked the Bible to reinforce his own beliefs while neglecting doctrine that would have him alter his own conduct. Chris long espoused traditional Christian teachings condemning [[homos]]exuality while ignoring that it also forbids pre-marital [[Chris and sex\|sex]], [[Nudes\|pornography]] and [[Chris and health\|gluttony]]. This dissonance is exemplified in his reaction to the news that [[PandaHalo]] had been raped and impregnated by [[Clyde Cash]]: he actively encouraged her to spend time with her rapist because a child should know and be raised by both of its parents... shortly after encouraging her to get an abortion.<ref>[[IRC (21 January 2009)]]</ref> Chris's [[autism\|narrow view of the world]] requires that [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] in the comics, and his [[true and loyal fanbase]] in the [[Chris and reality\|real world]], share his religious beliefs- meanwhile, all trolls will [[BURN IN HELL]].		Online, Chris cherrypicked the Bible to reinforce his own beliefs [[Chris and hypocrisy\|while neglecting doctrine that would have him alter his own conduct]]. Chris long espoused traditional Christian teachings condemning [[homos]]exuality while ignoring that it also forbids pre-marital [[Chris and sex\|sex]], [[Nudes\|pornography]] and [[Chris and health\|gluttony]]. This dissonance is exemplified in his reaction to the news that [[PandaHalo]] had been raped and impregnated by [[Clyde Cash]]: he actively encouraged her to spend time with her rapist because a child should know and be raised by both of its parents... shortly after encouraging her to get an abortion.<ref>[[IRC (21 January 2009)]]</ref> Chris's [[autism\|narrow view of the world]] requires that [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] in the comics, and his [[true and loyal fanbase]] in the [[Chris and reality\|real world]], share his religious beliefs- meanwhile, all trolls will [[BURN IN HELL]].

	Under the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], Chris abandoned his Christian faith and started following the CPU goddesses from the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] video games on 17 [[December 2017]].<ref>[[:File:Sonichu 16 page-34.jpeg\|Official renouncement of God]]</ref> As his Hyperdimension Neptunia-fueled delusions spiraled out of control, Chris came to believe that he is the [[Tomgirl Saga\|goddess]] [[CPU Blue Heart]], orchestrating the [[Dimensional Merge\|apocalypse]] which will create a [[Dimensions#1C-211987\|heavenly new world]]. Having taken time to read the bible in jail after his arrest for [[Affair with Mother\|incest with his mother]], Chris believes he is the [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021\|reincarnation of Jesus Christ]] (on top of everything else). His resulting religion, '''Neo Spiritual Christianity''', is an unholy amalgam of authentic religious traditions (Christian and otherwise), troll forgeries and narcissism, mixed together with neither forethought nor consistency. He has demanded that watchers worship him, and believes it feasible that he could convince half of the world population to join his personality cult.{{refn\|group="note"\|For comparison, Christianity, the world's largest religion, made up only 31% of the world population at the time.<ref>[https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2017/04/05/christians-remain-worlds-largest-religious-group-but-they-are-declining-in-europe/ Christians remain world’s largest religious group, but they are declining in Europe]</ref>}}		Under the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], Chris abandoned his Christian faith and started following the CPU goddesses from the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] video games on 17 [[December 2017]].<ref>[[:File:Sonichu 16 page-34.jpeg\|Official renouncement of God]]</ref> As his Hyperdimension Neptunia-fueled delusions spiraled out of control, Chris came to believe that he is the [[Tomgirl Saga\|goddess]] [[CPU Blue Heart]], orchestrating the [[Dimensional Merge\|apocalypse]] which will create a [[Dimensions#1C-211987\|heavenly new world]]. Having taken time to read the bible in jail after his arrest for [[Affair with Mother\|incest with his mother]], Chris believes he is the [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021\|reincarnation of Jesus Christ]] (on top of everything else). His resulting religion, '''Neo Spiritual Christianity''', is an unholy amalgam of authentic religious traditions (Christian and otherwise), troll forgeries and narcissism, mixed together with neither forethought nor consistency. He has demanded that watchers worship him, and believes it feasible that he could convince half of the world population to join his personality cult.{{refn\|group="note"\|For comparison, Christianity, the world's largest religion, made up only 31% of the world population at the time.<ref>[https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2017/04/05/christians-remain-worlds-largest-religious-group-but-they-are-declining-in-europe/ Christians remain world’s largest religious group, but they are declining in Europe]</ref>}}

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	===Concept of Emanuelle===		===Concept of Emanuelle===
			{{Main\|Emmanuelle}}
	Chris first uses the term '''Emanuelle''' in a [[August 2014 Facebook Posts#tl;dr\|Facebook post]] from August 2014, but it is not until [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Goddess Emanuelle\|a post]] from two years later ("Oh, for Goddess', Emanuelle's, Sake!") that he explicitly uses the name to refer to a female deity and not simply as a typo for "[[wikipedia:Emanuel\|Emanuel]]", a Christian name for God. Chris probably got the idea of a goddess Emanuelle from one of the feminist or lesbian Facebook pages which he followed at the time, but he took it to be a literal female deity instead of a joke. Somehow Chris held on to this concept throughout the [[Idea Guys\|Idea Guy]] manipulations and incorporated it into his [[CPU Blue Heart\|CPU goddess]] pantheon.		Chris first uses the term '''Emanuelle''' in a [[August 2014 Facebook Posts#tl;dr\|Facebook post]] from August 2014, but it is not until [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Goddess Emanuelle\|a post]] from two years later ("Oh, for Goddess', Emanuelle's, Sake!") that he explicitly uses the name to refer to a female deity and not simply as a typo for "[[wikipedia:Emanuel\|Emanuel]]", a Christian name for God. Chris probably got the idea of a goddess Emanuelle from one of the feminist or lesbian Facebook pages which he followed at the time, but he took it to be a literal female deity instead of a joke. Somehow Chris held on to this concept throughout the [[Idea Guys\|Idea Guy]] manipulations and incorporated it into his [[CPU Blue Heart\|CPU goddess]] pantheon.

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	[[Image:NeptuniagoodbyeJC.png\|thumb\|[[China\|The real reason Chris initially abandoned Christianity.]]]]		[[Image:NeptuniagoodbyeJC.png\|thumb\|[[China\|The real reason Chris initially abandoned Christianity.]]]]
	[[File:July22LastSupperArt2.jpg\|thumb\|Chris's version of ''The Last Supper''. He colored Jesus last because "he liked to serve others before serving himself." Note that Judas is ~~[[Chris and race\|~~depicted as the sole]] [[~~Niggos~~\|~~niggo~~]].]]		[[File:July22LastSupperArt2.jpg\|thumb\|Chris's version of ''The Last Supper''. He colored Jesus last because "he liked to serve others before serving himself." Note that Judas is depicted as the sole [[Chris and Race#Black_people\|Black person]].]]
	[[File:Christ chan and god emmanuel at the universe core by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6octc-pre.jpg\|thumb\|Drawing by Chris of "Christ-chan and God Emmanuel at the Universe Core"]]		[[File:Christ chan and god emmanuel at the universe core by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6octc-pre.jpg\|thumb\|Drawing by Chris of "Christ-chan and God Emmanuel at the Universe Core"]]
	'''Religion''' is the belief in and worship of supernatural powers. [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s '''religious beliefs''' have significantly informed his beliefs and actions. For most of his life, Chris declared himself a Christian, being an attendant of three churches. However, Chris's form of Christianity deviates from other denominations as he incorporates a grab bag of blasphemous mystical beliefs from unrelated traditions and [[Family Guy\|other sources]]. He further deviates from Christianity with long held beliefs that he is of unique spiritual importance- having [[Dreams\|visions from God]] and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha\|magical powers]].		'''Religion''' is the belief in and worship of supernatural powers. [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s '''religious beliefs''' have significantly informed his beliefs and actions. For most of his life, Chris declared himself a Christian, being an attendant of three churches. However, Chris's form of Christianity deviates from other denominations as he incorporates a grab bag of blasphemous mystical beliefs from unrelated traditions and [[Family Guy\|other sources]]. He further deviates from Christianity with long held beliefs that he is of unique spiritual importance- having [[Dreams\|visions from God]] and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha\|magical powers]].

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	==Delusions of Godhood==		==Delusions of Godhood==
	{{see also\|Messiah complex}}		{{see also\|Messiah complex}}
			{{Merge\|Messiah complex}}


	{{quote\|Fear not. For behold I bring tidings of great joy.\|Sonichu, [[Sonichu 10\|''Sonichu'' #10]]}}		{{quote\|Fear not. For behold I bring tidings of great joy.\|Sonichu, [[Sonichu 10\|''Sonichu'' #10]]}}

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	===Notions of God===		===Notions of God===
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			In his early life, Chris declared himself a Christian and regularly attended three different Protestant [[Wesley_Memorial_United_Methodist_Church\|churches]], affirming a fundamental belief in an omnipotent, benevolent [[male]] God. He accepted [[Jesus Christ]] as the son of God and savior of mankind, often referring to “God and Jesus” as a singular Binity that diverged from traditional Trinitarian doctrine. Chris believed that God had a special, personal interest in his life—granting him [[Daydreams\|visions]], overlooking his faults, and promising divine retribution against those who [[Trolls\|mocked or opposed him]].

	===Afterlife===		===Afterlife===

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	===Notions of God===		===Notions of God===
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PsychoNerd054: /* Earlier notions of God */

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	"Wesley Mem" is located near the [[University of Virginia]] and has an unusually liberal theology; the common conclusion among [[trolls]] is that congregations more in line with Chris's intolerance of [[homos]] were equally intolerant of ''him'', so he had to come there. The doctrinal differences between the Baptist, Methodist and Presbyterian denominations were probably too subtle for Chris to concern himself with, and he likely did not spiritually identify with any particular denomination of Christianity beyond simply being Protestant, or even just Christian (as suggested by his statement that Methodism and Presbyterianism "are both of Christian Religions").<ref name=regina/>		"Wesley Mem" is located near the [[University of Virginia]] and has an unusually liberal theology; the common conclusion among [[trolls]] is that congregations more in line with Chris's intolerance of [[homos]] were equally intolerant of ''him'', so he had to come there. The doctrinal differences between the Baptist, Methodist and Presbyterian denominations were probably too subtle for Chris to concern himself with, and he likely did not spiritually identify with any particular denomination of Christianity beyond simply being Protestant, or even just Christian (as suggested by his statement that Methodism and Presbyterianism "are both of Christian Religions").<ref name=regina/>

	===~~Earlier notions~~ of God===		===Notions of God===
	{{Main\|God}}		{{Main\|God}}

PsychoNerd054: Honestly, might as well move all of this to the Emmanuel (or however the fuck you spell it) page.

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Honestly, might as well move all of this to the Emmanuel (or however the fuck you spell it) page.

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	===Earlier notions of God===		===Earlier notions of God===
	~~[[Image:CWCletter.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Chris invokes God and Jesus, saying they told him that [[Blanca Weiss\|Blanca]] is real. Proof that God and Jesus are on the [[trolls]]' side.]]~~		{{Main\|God}}
	~~[[Image:SchuComic10P09.jpg\|thumb\|right\|God and Jesus ('sup?) tell Chris he is meant to be with [[Ivy]].]]~~

	Traditionally, Chris had a fundamental belief in an omnipotent, benevolent male God. He also accepted Jesus Christ as the son of God and the savior of mankind. He was reluctant to mention God without also including Jesus, perhaps out of some sense that he must stress his specifically Christian notion of God (despite other Abrahamic sects using completely different words for Him). In effect, Chris frequently referred to "God and Jesus" (or "GodJesus"<ref>[[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions]]</ref><ref>[[CWC Update 9 April 2009]]</ref>) as if they were some sort of {{~~w\|Binitarianism~~\|~~Binity}}, a deviation from the mainstream Christian concept of the {{w\|Trinity}} ("The Father, The Son, and the Holy Spirit") that his churches would regard as heretical.~~

	~~Chris believes~~ God has a special interest in his own life, which would be consistent with Western monotheism - except Chris seemed to view God as a more of an instrument of his own will than a supreme being to Whom he is subject. In Chris's view of God, the Almighty will overlook his misdeeds, but will punish any who malign Chris. Case in point, the ''fact'' that Chris cheated in the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown\|''PaRappa the Rapper'' contest]] is not nearly as important as the ''suspicion'' that [[Adam Stackhouse]] did, and Chris invoked God numerous times in his threats to Adam. Adam is no exception - Chris has been commonly observed invoking the wrath of God in his [[Death threats\|infantile threats]]. Along with punishing all trolls, Chris expects God to hand him a sweetheart on a silver platter<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]] message at 2:22:22 AM</ref> but is oblivious to the fact that God has yet to back him up on any prayers.

	~~Much like the {{w\|Ruhollah Khomeini\|Ayatollah Khomeini~~}}, Chris attributes most of his impetus to commands given to him directly from GodJesus in [[Dreams\|visions]]. “I'd say my spirit is active while I am awake, but it does more when I am at rest or sleeping,” he wrote in 2014.<ref name=lvlup>[[List of OkCupid Answers#2014 Answers--LevelUpKing]]</ref> His exact beliefs concerning these prophetic dreams are difficult to pin down, but the most rational interpretation is that Chris dreams about something he'd like to do, then wakes up and decides it was God telling him to do it. In Chris's mind, each vision is simultaneously a directive to do something and proof that it will happen no matter what occurs. For instance, after Chris had a vision about fathering a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|daughter]], he decided he was required to actively [[Love Quest\|make that happen]] while also assuring himself that [[Virgin with rage\|failure]] was impossible. When Chris was being accused of [[Chris and race\|racism]] for insisting that he can only date white women, he justified this by arguing that his prophesied daughter must be white.

	Visions from God supposedly confirmed that [[Blanca Weiss]], then [[PandaHalo]] and finally [[Ivy]] were to be the mother of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|Chris's child]], despite the fact that each of these women subsequently turned out to be [[trolls]]. This proves that God, if He exists, is either not responsible for Chris's supposedly prophetic dreams, or is [[Kick the Autistic\|having a laugh at his expense]], an idea which Chris may have later taken to heart.

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	'''Religion''' is the belief in and worship of supernatural powers. [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s '''religious beliefs''' have significantly informed his beliefs and actions. For most of his life, Chris declared himself a Christian, being an attendant of three churches. However, Chris's form of Christianity deviates from other denominations as he incorporates a grab bag of blasphemous mystical beliefs from unrelated traditions and [[Family Guy\|other sources]]. He further deviates from Christianity with long held beliefs that he is of unique spiritual importance- having [[Dreams\|visions from God]] and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha\|magical powers]].		'''Religion''' is the belief in and worship of supernatural powers. [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s '''religious beliefs''' have significantly informed his beliefs and actions. For most of his life, Chris declared himself a Christian, being an attendant of three churches. However, Chris's form of Christianity deviates from other denominations as he incorporates a grab bag of blasphemous mystical beliefs from unrelated traditions and [[Family Guy\|other sources]]. He further deviates from Christianity with long held beliefs that he is of unique spiritual importance- having [[Dreams\|visions from God]] and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha\|magical powers]].

	Online, Chris cherrypicked the Bible to reinforce his own beliefs while neglecting doctrine that would have him alter his own conduct. Chris long espoused traditional Christian teachings condemning [[homos]]exuality while ignoring that it also forbids pre-marital [[Chris and sex\|sex]], [[Nudes\|pornography]] and [[Chris and health\|gluttony]]. This dissonance is exemplified in his reaction to the news that [[PandaHalo]] had been raped and impregnated by [[Clyde Cash]]: he actively encouraged her to spend time with her rapist because a child should know and be raised by both of its parents... shortly after encouraging her to get an abortion.<ref>[[IRC (21 January 2009)]]</ref> Chris's [[autism\|narrow view of the world]] requires that [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] in the comics, and his [[true and loyal fanbase]] in the [[Chris and reality\|real world]], share his religious beliefs- meanwhile, all trolls will [[BURN IN HELL]].		Online, Chris cherrypicked the Bible to reinforce his own beliefs [[Chris and hypocrisy\|while neglecting doctrine that would have him alter his own conduct]]. Chris long espoused traditional Christian teachings condemning [[homos]]exuality while ignoring that it also forbids pre-marital [[Chris and sex\|sex]], [[Nudes\|pornography]] and [[Chris and health\|gluttony]]. This dissonance is exemplified in his reaction to the news that [[PandaHalo]] had been raped and impregnated by [[Clyde Cash]]: he actively encouraged her to spend time with her rapist because a child should know and be raised by both of its parents... shortly after encouraging her to get an abortion.<ref>[[IRC (21 January 2009)]]</ref> Chris's [[autism\|narrow view of the world]] requires that [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] in the comics, and his [[true and loyal fanbase]] in the [[Chris and reality\|real world]], share his religious beliefs- meanwhile, all trolls will [[BURN IN HELL]].

	Under the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], Chris abandoned his Christian faith and started following the CPU goddesses from the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] video games on 17 [[December 2017]].<ref>[[:File:Sonichu 16 page-34.jpeg\|Official renouncement of God]]</ref> As his Hyperdimension Neptunia-fueled delusions spiraled out of control, Chris came to believe that he is the [[Tomgirl Saga\|goddess]] [[CPU Blue Heart]], orchestrating the [[Dimensional Merge\|apocalypse]] which will create a [[Dimensions#1C-211987\|heavenly new world]]. Having taken time to read the bible in jail after his arrest for [[Affair with Mother\|incest with his mother]], Chris believes he is the [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021\|reincarnation of Jesus Christ]] (on top of everything else). His resulting religion, '''Neo Spiritual Christianity''', is an unholy amalgam of authentic religious traditions (Christian and otherwise), troll forgeries and narcissism, mixed together with neither forethought nor consistency. He has demanded that watchers worship him, and believes it feasible that he could convince half of the world population to join his personality cult.{{refn\|group="note"\|For comparison, Christianity, the world's largest religion, made up only 31% of the world population at the time.<ref>[https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2017/04/05/christians-remain-worlds-largest-religious-group-but-they-are-declining-in-europe/ Christians remain world’s largest religious group, but they are declining in Europe]</ref>}}		Under the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], Chris abandoned his Christian faith and started following the CPU goddesses from the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] video games on 17 [[December 2017]].<ref>[[:File:Sonichu 16 page-34.jpeg\|Official renouncement of God]]</ref> As his Hyperdimension Neptunia-fueled delusions spiraled out of control, Chris came to believe that he is the [[Tomgirl Saga\|goddess]] [[CPU Blue Heart]], orchestrating the [[Dimensional Merge\|apocalypse]] which will create a [[Dimensions#1C-211987\|heavenly new world]]. Having taken time to read the bible in jail after his arrest for [[Affair with Mother\|incest with his mother]], Chris believes he is the [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021\|reincarnation of Jesus Christ]] (on top of everything else). His resulting religion, '''Neo Spiritual Christianity''', is an unholy amalgam of authentic religious traditions (Christian and otherwise), troll forgeries and narcissism, mixed together with neither forethought nor consistency. He has demanded that watchers worship him, and believes it feasible that he could convince half of the world population to join his personality cult.{{refn\|group="note"\|For comparison, Christianity, the world's largest religion, made up only 31% of the world population at the time.<ref>[https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2017/04/05/christians-remain-worlds-largest-religious-group-but-they-are-declining-in-europe/ Christians remain world’s largest religious group, but they are declining in Europe]</ref>}}

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	[[Image:NeptuniagoodbyeJC.png\|thumb\|[[China\|The real reason Chris initially abandoned Christianity.]]]]		[[Image:NeptuniagoodbyeJC.png\|thumb\|[[China\|The real reason Chris initially abandoned Christianity.]]]]
	[[File:July22LastSupperArt2.jpg\|thumb\|Chris's version of ''The Last Supper''. He colored Jesus last because "he liked to serve others before serving himself." Note that Judas is ~~[[Chris and race\|~~depicted as the sole]] [[~~Niggos~~\|~~niggo~~]].]]		[[File:July22LastSupperArt2.jpg\|thumb\|Chris's version of ''The Last Supper''. He colored Jesus last because "he liked to serve others before serving himself." Note that Judas is depicted as the sole [[Chris and Race#Black_people\|Black person]].]]
	[[File:Christ chan and god emmanuel at the universe core by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6octc-pre.jpg\|thumb\|Drawing by Chris of "Christ-chan and God Emmanuel at the Universe Core"]]		[[File:Christ chan and god emmanuel at the universe core by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6octc-pre.jpg\|thumb\|Drawing by Chris of "Christ-chan and God Emmanuel at the Universe Core"]]
	'''Religion''' is the belief in and worship of supernatural powers. [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s '''religious beliefs''' have significantly informed his beliefs and actions. For most of his life, Chris declared himself a Christian, being an attendant of three churches. However, Chris's form of Christianity deviates from other denominations as he incorporates a grab bag of blasphemous mystical beliefs from unrelated traditions and [[Family Guy\|other sources]]. He further deviates from Christianity with long held beliefs that he is of unique spiritual importance- having [[Dreams\|visions from God]] and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha\|magical powers]].		'''Religion''' is the belief in and worship of supernatural powers. [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s '''religious beliefs''' have significantly informed his beliefs and actions. For most of his life, Chris declared himself a Christian, being an attendant of three churches. However, Chris's form of Christianity deviates from other denominations as he incorporates a grab bag of blasphemous mystical beliefs from unrelated traditions and [[Family Guy\|other sources]]. He further deviates from Christianity with long held beliefs that he is of unique spiritual importance- having [[Dreams\|visions from God]] and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha\|magical powers]].