Chris and the law - Revision history

WarnerBro at 01:41, 1 September 2026

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	==In the comic==		==In the comic==
	[[File:0862-Cwcville11.JPG\|right\|thumb\|[[CWCville]] used to have a police station, but no more.]]		[[File:0862-Cwcville11.JPG\|right\|thumb\|[[CWCville]] used to have a police station, but no more.]]
	The law, such as it is, in the comics is a horrifying totalitarianism where anybody anywhere is subject to the whims of a dictator. In CWCville, Chris is "mayor" (read: god-king) and has banned many things in his city. Smoking or drinking alcohol would lead one to be either sentenced to ten years in prison or a US$1,500 fine (which Chris [[Chris and money\|considers an equally bad punishment]]). CWCville has its own currency (despite being nothing more than a small city) and why fines are levied in USD is unknown.<ref name="Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008">[[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]]</ref> Importing tobacco or alcohol incurs a greater punishment than murder or rape.<ref name="Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008"/> However, it should be noted that Chris [[Rollin' and Trollin'\|repealed the law against alcohol]] in [[June 2009]].		The law, such as it is, in the comics is a horrifying totalitarianism where anybody anywhere is subject to the whims of a dictator. In CWCville, Chris is "mayor" (read: god-king) and has banned many things in his city. [[Chris and drugs\|Smoking or drinking alcohol]] would lead one to be either sentenced to ten years in prison or a US$1,500 fine (which Chris [[Chris and money\|considers an equally bad punishment]]). CWCville has its own currency (despite being nothing more than a small city) and why fines are levied in USD is unknown.<ref name="Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008">[[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]]</ref> Importing tobacco or alcohol incurs a greater punishment than murder or rape.<ref name="Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008"/> However, it should be noted that Chris [[Rollin' and Trollin'\|repealed the law against alcohol]] in [[June 2009]].

	The Rosechus often congregate to "protest" for [[women's rights]]. These protests usually involve nudity and/or pornography. They campaign for basic, archaic things like eligibility to vote, suggesting Chris (or one of his predecessors) has imposed discriminating laws against women in CWCville.		The Rosechus often congregate to "protest" for [[women's rights]]. These protests usually involve nudity and/or pornography. They campaign for basic, archaic things like eligibility to vote, suggesting Chris (or one of his predecessors) has imposed discriminating laws against women in CWCville.

	It is never clear whether or not CWCville is legally a part of the [[United States of America\|United States]] (and thus subject to its federal laws), as Chris characteristically sends mixed messages a lot – some things are distinctly American (the aforementioned USD fines, for instance. However there are {{w\|Ecuador\|foreign}} {{w\|Zimbabwe\|countries}} in the real world that use USD.), but CWCville has its currency and its own set of "laws," the likes of which would never be permitted in a developed or even undeveloped country, even if CWCville were some sort of Vatican-like sovereign state. The only arrangement that makes even the slightest amount of sense is that CWCville is just that – a sovereign state on US soil. Chris doesn't seem to have thought this out though and believes the mayor of a town is legally entitled to act as an authoritarian dictator.		It is never clear whether or not CWCville is legally a part of the [[United States of America\|United States]] (and thus subject to its federal laws), as Chris characteristically sends mixed messages a lot – some things are distinctly American (the aforementioned USD fines, for instance. However there are {{w\|Ecuador\|foreign}} {{w\|Zimbabwe\|countries}} in the real world that use USD.), but CWCville has its currency and its own set of "laws," the likes of which would never be permitted in a developed or even undeveloped country, even if CWCville were some sort of Vatican-like sovereign state. The only arrangement that makes even the slightest amount of sense is that CWCville is just that – a sovereign state on US soil. Chris doesn't seem to have thought this out though and [[Chris and politics\|believes the mayor of a town is legally entitled to act as an authoritarian dictator]].

	As a mayor, Chris does nothing bureaucratic, ever, and makes [[Allison Amber\|his secretary]] do all the paperwork (as per his thoughts on women) while he goes off on another one of his sweetheart searches. He has mandated "[[dating education\|Dating Education]]" classes for students so that they can learn to go on dates, as well as how to "stay straight."		As a mayor, Chris does nothing bureaucratic, ever, and makes [[Allison Amber\|his secretary]] do all the paperwork (as per his thoughts on women) while he goes off on another one of his sweetheart searches. He has mandated "[[dating education\|Dating Education]]" classes for students so that they can learn to go on dates, as well as how to "stay straight."
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	==See also==		==See also==
	*[[Chris and copyright]]		*[[Chris and copyright]]
	*[[Chris and politics]]
	*[[Debt]]		*[[Debt]]
	*[[Jerkop]]		*[[Jerkop]]

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	[[Image:Impliedshooting.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Violence is [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)\|Comic Chris]]'s usual solution to law enforcement.]]		[[Image:Impliedshooting.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Violence is [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)\|Comic Chris]]'s usual solution to law enforcement.]]

	Like his grip on [[Chris and reality\|reality]], Chris's understanding of the law is tenuous at best, and dangerously [[naïve]] at worst. Chris legitimately believes trolling is illegal. He regularly threatens internet [[trolls]] with legal action and makes no distinction in severity between a troll [[Ivy Q&A\|threatening violence]] against Chris and a troll uploading a harmless picture of [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle]] to the Internet. Chris himself is prone to making [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD\|extremely violent threats]], such as [[Sign Destruction Video\|threatening to murder]] [[Vivian Gee]] and her entire family because of her creating the [[audiobooks]]. He's done everything from calling the police to convincing his father to write to then-President [[George W. Bush]] in an attempt to get rid of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page. He has even poorly attempted to impersonate ~~the President~~ in a hilarious attempt to convince the trolls at ED to take down his page,<ref><s>http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997405266</s> (dead link as of Jun. 2014)</ref> and attempted to contact the former President, [[Barack Obama]], to stop people from posting gay ads on the CWCipedia. Chris also believes that the laws in [[CWCville]] and the laws stated in ''[[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]]'' should be enforced ''in real life''.<ref>[[Mailbag 55#Draconian fun!]]</ref>		Like his grip on [[Chris and reality\|reality]], Chris's understanding of the law is tenuous at best, and dangerously [[naïve]] at worst. Chris legitimately believes trolling is illegal. He regularly threatens internet [[trolls]] with legal action and makes no distinction in severity between a troll [[Ivy Q&A\|threatening violence]] against Chris and a troll uploading a harmless picture of [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle]] to the Internet. Chris himself is prone to making [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD\|extremely violent threats]], such as [[Sign Destruction Video\|threatening to murder]] [[Vivian Gee]] and her entire family because of her creating the [[audiobooks]]. He's done everything from calling the police to convincing his father to write to then-President [[George W. Bush]] in an attempt to get rid of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page. He has even poorly attempted to impersonate Dubya in a hilarious attempt to convince the trolls at ED to take down his page,<ref><s>http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997405266</s> (dead link as of Jun. 2014)</ref> and attempted to contact the former President, [[Barack Obama]], to stop people from posting gay ads on the CWCipedia. Chris also believes that the laws in [[CWCville]] and the laws stated in ''[[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]]'' should be enforced ''in real life''.<ref>[[Mailbag 55#Draconian fun!]]</ref>

	Chris himself doesn't have much respect for laws and rules, particularly when [[Chris and hypocrisy\|their enforcement inconveniences him]]. During his time at [[Target]], he saw nothing wrong with exploiting the free refill policy, and loitering for hours at a time in a privately-owned establishment while harassing female customers and apparently [[Attraction Sign\|soliciting hanky-panky]]. Chris often remarks that his [[Virgin with rage\|emotional state]] entirely justifies his actions; for example, he once stated in [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]] that he should've been excused for disturbing the peace by literally screaming "NOOOOOOO!" loudly in the middle of a crowded mall.<ref>[[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2: Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart"]]</ref>		Chris himself doesn't have much respect for laws and rules, particularly when [[Chris and hypocrisy\|their enforcement inconveniences him]]. During his time at [[Target]], he saw nothing wrong with exploiting the free refill policy, and loitering for hours at a time in a privately-owned establishment while harassing female customers and apparently [[Attraction Sign\|soliciting hanky-panky]]. Chris often remarks that his [[Virgin with rage\|emotional state]] entirely justifies his actions; for example, he once stated in [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]] that he should've been excused for disturbing the peace by literally screaming "NOOOOOOO!" loudly in the middle of a crowded mall.<ref>[[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2: Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart"]]</ref>
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	The Rosechus often congregate to "protest" for [[women's rights]]. These protests usually involve nudity and/or pornography. They campaign for basic, archaic things like eligibility to vote, suggesting Chris (or one of his predecessors) has imposed discriminating laws against women in CWCville.		The Rosechus often congregate to "protest" for [[women's rights]]. These protests usually involve nudity and/or pornography. They campaign for basic, archaic things like eligibility to vote, suggesting Chris (or one of his predecessors) has imposed discriminating laws against women in CWCville.

	It is never clear whether or not CWCville is legally a part of the United States (and thus subject to its federal laws), as Chris characteristically sends mixed messages a lot – some things are distinctly American (the aforementioned USD fines, for instance. However there are {{w\|Ecuador\|foreign}} {{w\|Zimbabwe\|countries}} in the real world that use USD.), but CWCville has its currency and its own set of "laws," the likes of which would never be permitted in a developed or even undeveloped country, even if CWCville were some sort of Vatican-like sovereign state. The only arrangement that makes even the slightest amount of sense is that CWCville is just that – a sovereign state on US soil. Chris doesn't seem to have thought this out though and believes the mayor of a town is legally entitled to act as an authoritarian dictator.		It is never clear whether or not CWCville is legally a part of the [[United States of America\|United States]] (and thus subject to its federal laws), as Chris characteristically sends mixed messages a lot – some things are distinctly American (the aforementioned USD fines, for instance. However there are {{w\|Ecuador\|foreign}} {{w\|Zimbabwe\|countries}} in the real world that use USD.), but CWCville has its currency and its own set of "laws," the likes of which would never be permitted in a developed or even undeveloped country, even if CWCville were some sort of Vatican-like sovereign state. The only arrangement that makes even the slightest amount of sense is that CWCville is just that – a sovereign state on US soil. Chris doesn't seem to have thought this out though and believes the mayor of a town is legally entitled to act as an authoritarian dictator.

	As a mayor, Chris does nothing bureaucratic, ever, and makes [[Allison Amber\|his secretary]] do all the paperwork (as per his thoughts on women) while he goes off on another one of his sweetheart searches. He has mandated "[[dating education\|Dating Education]]" classes for students so that they can learn to go on dates, as well as how to "stay straight."		As a mayor, Chris does nothing bureaucratic, ever, and makes [[Allison Amber\|his secretary]] do all the paperwork (as per his thoughts on women) while he goes off on another one of his sweetheart searches. He has mandated "[[dating education\|Dating Education]]" classes for students so that they can learn to go on dates, as well as how to "stay straight."
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	==See also==		==See also==
	*[[Chris and copyright]]		*[[Chris and copyright]]
			*[[Chris and politics]]
	*[[Debt]]		*[[Debt]]
	*[[Jerkop]]		*[[Jerkop]]

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	During the [[Idea Guys]] saga, Chris was told that [[Jamsta]] Sonichu had been put on trial for molesting [[Punchy]]. Chris didn't want Jamsta to suffer in jail as he had, so he tried using his psychic powers to talk to the [[CWCville]] judge to convince him to release Jamsta, regardless of the crime he had committed. The Idea Guys informed him that the judge was unconvinced since Chris was no longer mayor, so Chris then turned his attention to the jurors. This worked but sparked a city-wide riot.<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref>		During the [[Idea Guys]] saga, Chris was told that [[DJ Jamsta\|Jamsta]] Sonichu had been put on trial for molesting [[Punchy Sonichu\|Punchy]]. Chris didn't want Jamsta to suffer in jail as he had, so he tried using his psychic powers to talk to the [[CWCville]] judge to convince him to release Jamsta, regardless of the crime he had committed. The Idea Guys informed him that the judge was unconvinced since Chris was no longer mayor, so Chris then turned his attention to the jurors. This worked but sparked a city-wide riot.<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref>

	==In the comic==		==In the comic==

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	* On 2 [[August 2021]], Chris was charged with incest with Barb. He was not charged with rape, meaning that Barb may have consented to the acts or simply did not want to pursue rape charges against her own son.		* On 2 [[August 2021]], Chris was charged with incest with Barb. He was not charged with rape, meaning that Barb may have consented to the acts or simply did not want to pursue rape charges against her own son.
	* On 23 [[November 2021]], Barb totaled her [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan\|van]] when she failed to yield right-of way and got in a accident with a tractor trailer. Barb paid a $30 fine and $76 in court costs the following month.<ref>[[:File:Barbara Chandler Fail to Yield Right-of-Way charge.png]]</ref>		* On 23 [[November 2021]], Barb totaled her [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan\|van]] when she failed to yield right-of way and got in a accident with a tractor trailer. Barb paid a $30 fine and $76 in court costs the following month.<ref>[[:File:Barbara Chandler Fail to Yield Right-of-Way charge.png]]</ref>
	* According to [[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022]], Chris has been attempting to blackmail Barb into moving out of [[14 Branchland Court]] with various crimes he claims she is guilty of. These include negligence towards her pets, abusive behavior towards Chris and her use of Chris's [[monthly tugboat]] for herself.

	==Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL laws==		==Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL laws==

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Chris's parents and the law

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	Oddly enough ([[Chris and reality\|or perhaps due to his enhanced delusions]]), Chris remained in seemingly good spirits during his arrest. Despite this arrest being far more major than anything else he has previously been charged for, Chris did not resist arrest and even disturbingly stated that being frisked by one of the [[Jerkops\|officers]] [[Homos\|felt good]] before being taken away.<ref>[[Incest Arrest]] - "...frisk me, there you go! (chuckles) That felt good!"</ref> He also noted that the [[Dimensional Merge]] was in the process of happening, which may have helped him [[Coping\|cope]]. Despite his apparent good nature, however, bodycam footage showed that Chris was also quick to inform the officers that he was telepathically ordering Magi-Chan to assault them; when one jokingly responded that they didn't feel anything, Chris commanded his non-existent husband to 'punch him harder'.<ref>[[Incest Arrest]]</ref>		Oddly enough ([[Chris and reality\|or perhaps due to his enhanced delusions]]), Chris remained in seemingly good spirits during his arrest. Despite this arrest being far more major than anything else he has previously been charged for, Chris did not resist arrest and even disturbingly stated that being frisked by one of the [[Jerkops\|officers]] [[Homos\|felt good]] before being taken away.<ref>[[Incest Arrest]] - "...frisk me, there you go! (chuckles) That felt good!"</ref> He also noted that the [[Dimensional Merge]] was in the process of happening, which may have helped him [[Coping\|cope]]. Despite his apparent good nature, however, bodycam footage showed that Chris was also quick to inform the officers that he was telepathically ordering Magi-Chan to assault them; when one jokingly responded that they didn't feel anything, Chris commanded his non-existent husband to 'punch him harder'.<ref>[[Incest Arrest]]</ref>

	Chris was charged with one count of felony incest and, while awaiting court proceedings, spent over a year and a half behind bars, mostly at [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]], where he had some behavioral issues.		Chris was charged with one count of felony incest and, while awaiting court proceedings, spent over a year and a half behind bars, mostly at [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] and [[Western State Hospital]], where he had some behavioral issues.

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	[[File:Chris mugshot 27 March 2023.png\|thumb\|200px\|Chris's last mugshot during the stint at Central Virginia Regional Jail]]		[[File:Chris mugshot 27 March 2023.png\|thumb\|200px\|Chris's last mugshot during the stint at Central Virginia Regional Jail]]

	In [[August 2022]], Chris's lawyer [[David Heilberg]] filed for [[autism disorder deferred disposition]], and the court accepted. The program allows for probation-like conditions in exchange for the court potentially dropping the charge against Chris.		In [[August 2022]], Chris's lawyer [[David Heilberg]] filed for [[autism disorder deferred disposition]] for Chris's felony incest charge, and the court accepted. The program allows for probation-like conditions in exchange for the court potentially dropping the charge against Chris.

	Due to Chris complying with the deferred disposition's terms, on 27 [[March 2023]], he was released from jail<ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023 - 1 49 pm update.png]]</ref> to [[Gateway Homes]] for several months. On 25 [[August 2023]], Chris's case was dismissed by the court.<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 25 August 2023.png]]</ref>		Due to Chris complying with the deferred disposition's terms, on 27 [[March 2023]], he was released from jail<ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023 - 1 49 pm update.png]]</ref> to [[Gateway Homes]] for several months. On 25 [[August 2023]], Chris's case was dismissed by the court.<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 25 August 2023.png]]</ref>

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	~~On 27~~ [[~~March 2023]], Chris was released from jail.<ref>[[:~~File:~~VineLink Out of Custody~~ 27 March 2023 ~~- 1 49 pm update~~.png]]~~</ref> For several months, his whereabouts were unknown.~~		[[File:Chris mugshot 27 March 2023.png\|thumb\|200px\|Chris's last mugshot during the stint at Central Virginia Regional Jail]]

	~~On 25~~ [[August ~~2023~~]], ~~Chris's case was dismissed by the court.<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 25 August 2023.png]]</ref>~~ Chris's lawyer, [[David Heilberg]]~~, successfully plead~~ for an [[autism disorder deferred disposition]].		In [[August 2022]], Chris's lawyer [[David Heilberg]] filed for [[autism disorder deferred disposition]], and the court accepted. The program allows for probation-like conditions in exchange for the court potentially dropping the charge against Chris.

	~~During~~ Chris's ~~livestream~~ on [[~~The Return~~ of ~~Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime\|26 October~~ 2023]], ~~he became visibly nervous when sirens unexpectedly sounded in~~ the ~~background~~, ~~indicating that he harbors a lingering fear of being arrested again~~.		Due to Chris complying with the deferred disposition's terms, on 27 [[March 2023]], he was released from jail<ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023 - 1 49 pm update.png]]</ref> to [[Gateway Homes]] for several months. On 25 [[August 2023]], Chris's case was dismissed by the court.<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 25 August 2023.png]]</ref>

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	{{quote\|he said he was dating this girl for months,m this 72 year old lady [...] he said he wanted to confess something to me and i suspected it bc he said it was illegal\|[[Bella]] on Chris telling her about [[Affair with Mother\|his incestuous relationship with his mother]].<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Bella Reacts to Incest Call]]</ref>}}		{{quote\|he said he was dating this girl for months,m this 72 year old lady [...] he said he wanted to confess something to me and i suspected it bc he said it was illegal\|[[Bella]] on Chris telling her about [[Affair with Mother\|his incestuous relationship with his mother]].<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Bella Reacts to Incest Call]]</ref>}}
			[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|One of Chris's mugshots, taken at [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]]]]
	[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Chris's ~~mugshot for his incest charge~~, ~~Henrico County Sheriff's Office.]]~~

	[[~~File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Chris's second mugshot on 2 August when transferred to~~ Central Virginia Regional Jail.]]

	On 30 [[July 2021]], the [[Incest Call]] and [[Incest Texts]], in which Chris had repeatedly bragged about having sex with [[Barbara Chandler\|his mother]] since late June, were leaked.		On 30 [[July 2021]], the [[Incest Call]] and [[Incest Texts]], in which Chris had repeatedly bragged about having sex with [[Barbara Chandler\|his mother]] since late June, were leaked.

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	{{quote\|he said he was dating this girl for months,m this 72 year old lady [...] he said he wanted to confess something to me and i suspected it bc he said it was illegal\|[[Bella]] on Chris telling her about [[Affair with Mother\|his incestuous relationship with his mother]].<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Bella Reacts to Incest Call]]</ref>}}		{{quote\|he said he was dating this girl for months,m this 72 year old lady [...] he said he wanted to confess something to me and i suspected it bc he said it was illegal\|[[Bella]] on Chris telling her about [[Affair with Mother\|his incestuous relationship with his mother]].<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Bella Reacts to Incest Call]]</ref>}}
			[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|One of Chris's mugshots, taken at [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]]]]
	[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Chris's ~~mugshot for his incest charge~~, ~~Henrico County Sheriff's Office.]]~~

	[[~~File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Chris's second mugshot on 2 August when transferred to~~ Central Virginia Regional Jail.]]

	On 30 [[July 2021]], the [[Incest Call]] and [[Incest Texts]], in which Chris had repeatedly bragged about having sex with [[Barbara Chandler\|his mother]] since late June, were leaked.		On 30 [[July 2021]], the [[Incest Call]] and [[Incest Texts]], in which Chris had repeatedly bragged about having sex with [[Barbara Chandler\|his mother]] since late June, were leaked.

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	* When Chris was thrown out of the [[Wikipedia:Cub Scouting (Boy Scouts of America)\|Cub Scouts]] after an [[autism\|unknown incident]], his parents attempted to sue the [[Wikipedia:Boy Scouts of America\|Boy Scouts of America]] for [[Kick the Autistic\|discrimination]].<ref>[[Mailbag 18]]</ref>		* When Chris was thrown out of the [[Wikipedia:Cub Scouting (Boy Scouts of America)\|Cub Scouts]] after an [[autism\|unknown incident]], his parents attempted to sue the [[Wikipedia:Boy Scouts of America\|Boy Scouts of America]] for [[Kick the Autistic\|discrimination]].<ref>[[Mailbag 18]]</ref>
	* ~~When~~ Chris threw a tantrum ~~that required~~ him ~~to be restrained~~, Bob attempted to ''sue the school ~~for restraining him''~~.<ref>[[Nathanael Greene Elementary School#The_aftermath~~]]</ref>~~		* After Chris threw a tantrum which resulted in Greene County school staff restraining him, Bob attempted to sue the school district but lost.<ref>[[Nathanael Greene Elementary School#The_aftermath]]</ref>
	* When Barb and Bob had their absurd case against Greene County used against them, their first reaction was to run to another county.<ref>[[Greene County Conspiracy]]</ref>
	* [[Bob]] claims that a man in [[Richmond]] by the name of Jamie Dunn tried to get him thrown in jail circa [[1999]] for unknown reasons.<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#The End]]</ref> This may be part of the reason the Chandlers decided to move back to [[Ruckersville]] in [[2000]].		* [[Bob]] claims that a man in [[Richmond]] by the name of Jamie Dunn tried to get him thrown in jail circa [[1999]] for unknown reasons.<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#The End]]</ref> This may be part of the reason the Chandlers decided to move back to [[Ruckersville]] in [[2000]].
	* When [[Daniel Mimms\|Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] took a picture of Chris and uploaded it to the Internet, Chris's parents threatened them with legal action (but as usual never followed through).		* When [[Daniel Mimms\|Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] took a picture of Chris and uploaded it to the Internet, Chris's parents threatened them with legal action (but as usual never followed through).
	* When [[~~Snorlax~~]] thought she had indigestion, she acted like she was going to sue the Chinese establishment the food came from. When it turned out to be [[Wikipedia:colitis\|colitis]], she dropped the subject.		* When [[Barbara]] thought she had indigestion, she acted like she was going to sue the Chinese establishment the food came from. When it turned out to be [[Wikipedia:colitis\|colitis]], she dropped the subject.
	* When [[~~Asperchu\|~~Alec]] [[Matthew Nobles call\|called the Chandler household]] posing as [[The GAMe PLACe]] employee Matthew Nobles, Bob and Barb claimed that taking pictures of somebody without their knowledge or consent was "not illegal," and also glossed over and/or justified Chris harassing the store after his ban. This came after threatening to sue Mimms and Lucas for doing exactly that.<ref name="Matthew Noble call">[[Matthew Noble call]]</ref>		* When [[Alec Benson Leary]] [[Matthew Nobles call\|called the Chandler household]] posing as [[The GAMe PLACe]] employee Matthew Nobles, Bob and Barb claimed that taking pictures of somebody without their knowledge or consent was "not illegal," and also glossed over and/or justified Chris harassing the store after his ban. This came after threatening to sue Mimms and Lucas for doing exactly that.<ref name="Matthew Noble call">[[Matthew Noble call]]</ref>
	* During that same call, Bob will not countenance the idea that an individual can be prohibited from private property, saying, "it's a business place," which has no bearing on private property laws.<ref name="Matthew Noble call"/> ~~He and Barb also had an extremely dismissive and angry attitude towards "Matthew," which makes one wonder how they communicated with other retail workers.~~		* During that same call, Bob will not countenance the idea that an individual can be prohibited from private property, saying, "it's a business place," which has no bearing on private property laws.<ref name="Matthew Noble call"/>
	* On 28 October 2011, Barb was arrested for not only fleeing the scene of an accident but also ~~felony~~ assault on a police officer, an extremely foolish crime that a remotely sensible person would never commit due to the serious consequences attached to it (mandatory minimum of six months' imprisonment on conviction); however, the recent death of her husband, her age, her bad health and her hopeless, dependent clod of a son seem to have helped elicit her some clemency.		* On 28 October 2011, Barb was arrested for not only fleeing the scene of an accident but also assault on a police officer. On 10 [[July 2012]], she was arraigned in court. She was later sentenced to community service and served two-year probation.
	* On 10 [[July 2012]], ~~Barb~~ was arraigned in court ~~for her participation in the 28 October 2011 incident~~. She was sentenced to community service and served two-year probation.
	* On 2 [[August 2021]], Chris was charged with incest with Barb. He was not charged with rape, meaning that Barb may have consented to the acts or simply did not want to pursue rape charges against her own son.		* On 2 [[August 2021]], Chris was charged with incest with Barb. He was not charged with rape, meaning that Barb may have consented to the acts or simply did not want to pursue rape charges against her own son.
	* On 23 [[November 2021]], Barb totaled her [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan\|van]] when she failed to yield right-of way and got in a accident with a tractor trailer. Barb paid a $30 fine and $76 in court costs the following month.<ref>[[:File:Barbara Chandler Fail to Yield Right-of-Way charge.png]]</ref>		* On 23 [[November 2021]], Barb totaled her [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan\|van]] when she failed to yield right-of way and got in a accident with a tractor trailer. Barb paid a $30 fine and $76 in court costs the following month.<ref>[[:File:Barbara Chandler Fail to Yield Right-of-Way charge.png]]</ref>
	* According to [[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022]], Chris has been attempting to blackmail Barb into moving out of [[14 Branchland Court]] with various crimes he claims she is guilty of. These include negligence towards her pets, abusive behavior towards Chris and her use of Chris's [[monthly tugboat]] for herself~~. Obviously, it is unknown if Barb is really guilty of any of these things~~.		* According to [[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022]], Chris has been attempting to blackmail Barb into moving out of [[14 Branchland Court]] with various crimes he claims she is guilty of. These include negligence towards her pets, abusive behavior towards Chris and her use of Chris's [[monthly tugboat]] for herself.

	==Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL laws==		==Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL laws==